Can you type fast on a computer or phone

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00:00all right what do you think can you type faster on a computer or a phone think about that i think

00:10what five six seven years ago maybe a laptop now phone phone phone has autocorrect so you can just

00:18just melanie i think text message although i mean i'm pretty quick at typing on both

00:25but texting yeah but it's all thumbs you know what i think i think in like 50 years humans we're

00:32gonna have like huge thumbs because we're gonna evolve into like these massive like thumb like

00:38cyborgs and we're gonna be like hey how'd our thumbs get so big and they'd be like oh in 2006

00:44there was this thing called texting and so we text it for 100 years now our thumbs are huge funny

00:49enough they say that could actually happen one of the smithsonian museums in dc i thought that was

00:55my idea i hate to break it to you but no so you can type in there your lifestyle and then you put

01:01a photo of you you stand in front of this thing and then it morphs you into you know 30 years down

01:06the road what your your species will look like and we'll have these long thumbs because we'll be

01:11texting our necks are all stretched out because oh yeah we'll have like a gumby neck it'll be all

01:16like yeah yeah dude this is miserable thinking about what we might be like yeah and also since

01:21they got rid of straws we have these long little mouths because now we're like mosquitoes okay i

01:27think she's making this up at this point i i was in on the thumbs and i was in on the neck but these

01:33mouths because of the straws they got rid of straws so now we're all sipping out of stuff so they said

01:39you could evolve into this other uh i don't know this other look new survey out 68 percent of people

01:44say they're faster on a computer 14 say they're faster on a phone seven percent say they're equally

01:50fast no matter the device my wife is man she is lightning on a computer like just

01:57but then she gets to the phone tries to do it and i think even her phone's like we don't speak that

02:03because she'll send me all kinds of stuff i'm like what are you doing like i can't read this like

02:06i don't understand any of it uh dude my wife texas with her two fingers like this she goes

02:12like no thumbs at all yeah so i use that that would be a punishment for a lot of people like

02:19like if my kids were like in trouble i'd be like okay you now have to text with your two fingers

02:23for the next week that's your oh that hurts just thinking about it once someone in the grocery line

02:30said something to me which was creepy because it was like why are you looking at my phone but i was

02:34texting back and i was using my thumb and my pointer finger and they were behind me and they

02:38go wow you can really text like that and i was i didn't even know it wasn't normal didn't you didn't

02:44you say you won an award for typing i did texting wait a texting award it was a texting yeah it was a

02:50contest and you had to do text in the lyrics of a justin timberlake song and the person who could text

02:56it correctly no typos no misspelling nothing uh would win the backstage passes who won i won you

03:03won i won it you i was the fastest texter and i won it did you tell justin timberlake why you were

03:09there meeting him no justin timberlake doesn't speak to peasants okay i just got to stand i got

03:15to stand in his presence and take a photo it wasn't yeah i wish all right texas are you fast

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