Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a town in England that received such heavy snow overnight that a pub had to ask it's customers not to leave for safety reasons. Luckily or not for them, an Oasis cover band, 'NOASIS', was snowed in with them and performed multiple days. The show called the pub and spoke to a woman who filled them in on everything that happened.
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00:00Imagine this, you're stuck in a pub, and in that pub with you, after 5 feet of snow, is an Oasis tribute band.
00:17What?
00:18Oasis tribute band, Noasis, are stranded among a group of revelers in a pub.
00:26We have to look up Noasis, no question about it.
00:29This is the third night in a row they've all been stuck there together.
00:35Three nights you're stuck in a pub with no Oasis, and you can't get out.
00:4161 people are stranded at the Tan Hill Inn in the Yorkshire Dales after 5 feet of snow fell suddenly overnight.
00:52The inn owner said, we reached a point where we had to say that anyone here needs to stay here so they don't endanger their lives.
01:00And three days later, no one's been able to go anywhere yet.
01:04Their snow plow in the city is plowed in, so they're asking them to stay put for now.
01:09So they now face, tonight will be their fourth night stranded in the pub.
01:15I can't believe they don't have like a watch on this like they would in other situations where people are trapped.
01:22Like you're in there with an Oasis cover band right now, can you believe that?
01:25I know.
01:26Like maybe if you got dragged there, you didn't really want to even be there, and then you're stuck for days.
01:30If I was in an Uber with actual Oasis, I would want to kill myself.
01:37I'm going to try and call them.
01:39Can we call them?
01:40I don't know.
01:41Will our phone system let me dial there?
01:43Probably not.
01:43What time is it over there?
01:45And they're ahead of us, right?
01:46Yeah.
01:46We're going to try and call a different country from our phones?
01:49I know.
01:49I'm going to give it a whirl.
01:50It may not work, but we'll see.
01:52It's a good experiment.
01:54There we go.
01:54Let's see if this works.
01:56Hi.
01:57Hello.
01:59It's ringing.
02:00It's ringing.
02:01Pink Floyd ring.
02:03It is.
02:07You're snowed in.
02:08Answer the damn phone.
02:09I mean, come on.
02:10What are you guys doing?
02:11It's like you're in a pub in a snowstorm with an Oasis.
02:14Answer the phone.
02:16Sally can't wait.
02:18You know it's too late.
02:20She's walking on by.
02:22I can't hear the phone.
02:24Hi.
02:24How are you?
02:25Hi.
02:26I'm good, thanks.
02:27How are you?
02:27Good.
02:27This is Dave and Chuck the Freak in America.
02:30In Detroit, Michigan.
02:31Yeah.
02:32And we just heard that people were stranded there, and we wondered if everyone was still
02:35trapped.
02:38No.
02:38We've managed to get a snow plow through and a gritter.
02:42And this allowed people to get in the cars and start to follow them.
02:48And slowly but surely, just about everyone's left.
02:51We've got two guests that are staying tonight.
02:54Are they still members?
02:56Oh, two young girls?
02:57Okay.
02:57Yeah.
02:58A bit nervous about driving in a snowstorm.
03:00Sure.
03:00I'm sure.
03:01It looks like there was quite a snowstorm there.
03:03Now, Oasis was there performing, right, the other night?
03:07They were indeed, yes.
03:09And were people really sick of Oasis by the time this all ended?
03:13Oh, that's so unfair.
03:18But they played every night, didn't they?
03:20Well, true, right?
03:21They played every night, right?
03:24How many times can you hear Wonderwall by a cover band without losing your mind?
03:28They played the full gig on Friday night, and then they did some acoustic bits and pieces
03:36sat by the fire and that, which was quite cozy.
03:40That's nice.
03:41And then by Sunday.
03:43I'm not in a hurry to listen to Oasis.
03:45No.
03:45Right, right, right.
03:47Yeah, you've heard it all too many times.
03:50Did you have enough beer?
03:52Did you have enough beverages?
03:53Oh, my God.
03:54I never thought of it.
03:54Always.
03:55You don't have enough beer.
03:56Yes.
03:57You don't have to worry about it.
03:58You're a smart pub.
04:00Food, yes.
04:01Beer, no.
04:02Right.
04:03Exactly.
04:03But everyone did well, and they all made it.
04:06Like, people were just sleeping everywhere?
04:09Yes.
04:10Sofas, floors, yes.
04:12Ah.
04:13Must have been quite an ordeal.
04:14I'm sure no one imagined they'd be stuck with no Oasis.
04:17Oh, shit.
04:18Oh, shit.
04:21Oh, shit.
04:22Oh, shit.
04:22Oh, shit.
04:23Oh, shit.
04:26Yeah.
04:26You're out.
04:27With the cheeky laugh.
04:28Yeah.
04:29That's me.
04:30That's Dave.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Yeah.
04:31Appreciate it.
04:33So, listen, thanks so much for sharing your time.
04:36You sound like a lovely lady, and hopefully things clear up and everything can get back
04:39to normal there.
04:40Thank you very much.
04:41You take care.
04:42All right.
04:42See ya.
04:43Appreciate it.
04:43That's live from the UK.
04:45Bye.
04:45Bye.
04:45Bye.
04:45Bye.
04:45The Tan Hill Inn, where they were stuck for three days with the Oasis tribute band, Noasis.
04:52Even she was like, oh, yeah.
04:54Oh, bloody hell, I don't want to hear another Oasis song again.
04:57She's in no hurry to listen to Oasis.
04:59No, not at all.
05:01Oh, wow.
05:01That's...
05:02Those poor girls that are there still, hopefully they...
05:05Hopefully they didn't hook up with the band.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:08How awkward.
05:09Imagine that.
05:09The Oasis is gone, hopefully, by now.
05:12No, the Oasis is gone.
05:13I'm just saying.
05:14You make a really poor choice the night of the Noasis show to hook up with Noasis, and
05:21then you're like, wait a second, we're stuck?
05:23I mean, we got to get out of here.
05:24And then that weird uncomfortableness of seeing Noasis in the light, and you realize he doesn't
05:31look anything like...
05:32Not at all.
05:33It's not even...
05:34Hello.
05:34Hey.
05:35How are you?
05:36Like, oh, man.
05:39It's tough the next day, you know?
05:40It's not what you thought.
05:41Well, you know, there's an Oasis tribute band playing in the pub.
05:44I just want to go check them out.
05:46I don't know.
05:46There's nothing else going on.
05:47Boring.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Let's go see.
05:49I can imagine somebody saying that.
05:52I tried to imagine that.
05:55I know.
05:56What?
05:57If there's ever one that rolls into town, I'm going to call you.
05:59Oh, my God.
06:01Yeah, for sure.
06:02You called, man.
06:02I'd be like, all right.
06:03Fine, come check it out.
06:06And maybe...
06:09He'd just be like, God, I hate this band.
06:12He's ejecting heroin.
06:14They're serious.
06:15They're really serious about this.
06:19Oasis tribute band.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Anyway, that is a...
06:24Glad they got out and everything's okay.
06:25Good ending there.
06:27They were trapped with Noasis, but they...
06:29You think if you're trapped with Noasis for like 10 minutes, you just kill them and eat
06:33them right away?
06:34Well, I think you'd have a discussion about like, so, hey, man, if this gets bad and we
06:40have to kill anybody...
06:41Are you suggesting we kill the Noasis?
06:43I've already killed them.
06:45Oh, you did?
06:45Oh, good.
06:46I bashed the one over the head, he died instantly, and then the other guy stabbed him.
06:50Oh, yeah.
06:51So, yeah.
06:51They started sawing their legs off and stuff.
06:53Okay, yeah.
06:54I was going to say we should eat them.
06:56Yeah.
06:56I know.
06:56It's only been 15 minutes, and they're going to get the piles on me.
06:59I think it's a little soon for you to do that.
07:01I just figured we're going to need to eat these fellas.
07:04Wait, I hear the plow coming right now.
07:07Oh, jeez.
07:08Here's the plow.
07:10Andy, the plow's here.
07:11I hope nobody misses them.
07:13I don't think anyone is going to know.
07:16They're gone.
07:17No.
07:18Only 2,200 people on their Twitter, so not too many.
07:22I better get rid of this butcher's apron.
07:25Andy kills Noasis.
07:26You just look like a butcher.
07:28Yeah, but I am not.
07:30I am a murderer.
07:31I murdered Noasis.
07:32No one's going to care, dude.
07:33We're in the highest point of the UK right now.
07:36Let's hope not.
07:37A bartender's nice.
07:39Throw them under the plow.
07:41That's a good idea.
07:42They were laying in front of a plow.
07:44Oh, no.
07:45Horrible.
07:46Wonderwall performance accident.
07:49These guys, they were rocking so hard, they chopped themselves up right on stage.
07:55Oh, man.
07:55The guy rocked so hard, he bashed his own brains in.
07:58Oh, my God.
07:59Never seen anything like it.
07:59They killed themselves.
08:01They killed themselves by chopping themselves.
08:03The guy stabbed himself in the back.
08:06It's hard to do.
08:07A bunch of times.
08:08They used to have laid the knife on the ground just right.
08:10They don't get along just like the real Oasis.
08:12Yeah.
08:15Yep.
08:16Somehow the drummer and bass player also died.
08:19These are Andy's alibis for killing the tribute band.
08:22No Oasis.
08:22These are Andy's alibis.
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