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00:00driving in hazard county can be hazardous to your health
00:06you all right i am now and for the duke boys it could be terminal the duke boys done going
00:14in the pond bo and luke do come on rascal freeze there's no one driving that full car
00:23that wake in there is for you
00:29just a good old boy never meaning no harm
00:39beats all you've never saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:47straightening the curves flattening the hills
00:53someday in the mountain might get them but the law never will
00:59making their way the only way they know how
01:06that's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:12just a good old boy wouldn't change if they could
01:19fighting the system like a true modern day robin hood
01:25they say the hills are alive with the sound of music
01:36of course in hazard the instruments that they use ain't the usual kind
01:39that's dixie being placed going 95 miles an hour
01:54dang it roscoe can't he just leave us alone though he know we're just testing out a new camshaft
02:05well unless you want that camshaft in the front seat with us you better take her out of second gear
02:09cute
02:10uh this is your leader sheriff roscoe pete poltrain
02:19i got the duke boys on 9-11 between there and the county line
02:24well you got your ears on enos come on
02:26i hear you sheriff i'm over here on snake nation road
02:29i like to call the speed walk out
02:31and sheriff i got out of it
02:33it sounds like enos radio's all busting up
02:36yes sir
02:36you think i can fool roscoe with my enos imitation
02:40five bucks says you can't you're on
02:43you're on
02:44what are you munching on i can't understand what you're saying i'm not copying where are you
02:50right here sheriff it's milking time sheriff them two boys gonna be turning off at hopkins crossing
02:55you better cut across the country sheriff
02:57ha i'm gone
02:59well now that's better i know you're using your head now
03:02just maintain radio silence i'm standing by
03:05jack i'm gone
03:06hmm looky here what's coming
03:09yes that did it
03:12five bucks
03:14sheriff that wasn't me talking
03:15i got to be rough
03:17working across meters
03:18when i say maintain radio silence that means for you to hutch
03:22ain't you glad
03:23bo and luke don't direct traffic at the airport
03:25we're gonna search every edge of ground between the county line and that duke farm
03:45and this time we'll get them
03:47now if anybody thinks the dukes have heard the last of this
03:50they got another thing coming
03:52all right
04:15all right right over there is the county line
04:22yeah
04:23there your pool cues
04:26and uh
04:30these are your loaded dice
04:33and uh
04:36your mark cards
04:38now if you hustlers ever step one foot back inside the sweetwater county line again
04:44you're gonna spend the next ten years of your life pounding mountains into mole hills
04:47yeah
04:48bye
04:50let that dummy over and hazard him
04:58i'm gonna drop his head into a side pocket
05:14talking about pockets friend
05:16ours are mad empty
05:18well
05:20we'll fill them in cottondale
05:22lots of suckers there just waiting to be taken
05:25well you plan on walking to cottondale
05:26not since they invented the wheel
05:29come on let's go find something
05:31right in that car this water still feels great
05:47well i figure as long as ross goes waiting for us to show our faces we might as well lay low till the heat goes away
06:04well what do you think Ernie
06:06it's a neon sign spelling grand theft auto that's what i think
06:11well we ain't got no choice
06:12that's right
06:14it's sealed
06:15well we've been through windows before
06:19it's sealed
06:20why we've been through windows before
06:22what the hell what are you doing
06:34what are you doing
06:36hey wait wait a minute
06:38ain't it amazing all the help bo and luke have when it comes to getting into trouble
06:41shouldn't take us long to get to cottondale
06:48is this car double strong or what
06:50whoops
06:56hey man that's the wrong way
06:58whoops
07:11whoops
07:13whoops
07:17whoops
07:19whoops
07:21whoops
07:25This is Sheriff Rusko P. Coltrane.
07:28Hey, Enos, I got the Duke boys in sight on Route 99,
07:31and I'm in hot pursuit.
07:33Push it, man. He's coming up like a bull in a cow shed.
07:36Uh-oh. What do we do now, Ernie?
07:38Are you kidding? Take a left.
07:55Possum, I want a gun bush.
08:10I'm going in. Get him.
08:25This is Sheriff Rusko P. Coltrane.
08:38I want you to get an ambulance and a wrecker out at the Old River Road.
08:42The Duke boys done gone in the pond.
08:55Luke's britches, a Bo's shirt.
09:01Can you help me find him, sir?
09:05Help me, sir.
09:07I can't, Enos.
09:08I can't swim.
09:23Take him.
09:25Two voices.
09:27Why'd he have to do that?
09:33Now, in case y'all forgot,
09:35ain't nobody died.
09:42Bo and Luke, Duke.
09:45Dead.
09:48Rusko.
09:50I just ain't prepared to hear a thing like that.
09:54Well, they're dead, all right.
09:56We found their clothes down in the pond,
09:59and Enos is down there now dragging for the bodies.
10:04You know, I expected anything and everything from them Duke boys,
10:10but not that they go get themselves killed.
10:12No.
10:12I can't believe it.
10:14No.
10:14I just can't believe it.
10:18Well, the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.
10:22And them Duke boys, they been took.
10:24Bo and Luke.
10:25Gone.
10:26Gone.
10:27It gets me.
10:29Gone forever.
10:31Forever.
10:32Well, not forgotten, Rusko.
10:34No.
10:34No.
10:35Never forgotten.
10:36Never forgotten.
10:37Those brave boys of pure, clean American stock
10:41cut down so soon
10:44in the early prime of their young lives.
10:47Yes.
10:48Holding high the ideals of what they believed in.
10:51They lived well.
10:52They fought well.
10:54They drove well.
10:55You sure could never catch them, could you?
10:57Well, that was a couple of times.
10:59How dreary the days will pass in Hazard County
11:02without the challenge of these worthy adversaries.
11:06Now, there ain't no question
11:09that the clothes on that line
11:10didn't come from no fashion show.
11:12But when you're barefoot and up to your chin,
11:14you don't look a gift horse in the mouth neither.
11:17Did I say a horse?
11:24Rusko, Bo and Luke Duke may have gone to their reward,
11:28but they can still do us a big favor.
11:31A favor?
11:33But they're dead, you see.
11:35Dead folks, they can't help the live folks.
11:39Well, of course there's nothing they can do.
11:41That's exactly why they can do it.
11:44Uh, how's that?
11:46Rusko, this here is the most famous antique
11:50in Hazard County,
11:51except in Lulu, your fair sister.
11:53Yeah, that's right.
11:54This watching team
11:56that once belonged to my namesake,
11:58Jefferson Davis,
11:59first president of the Confederate States of America.
12:02Right.
12:02Ain't that a beauty?
12:03It's gorgeous.
12:04Now, tell me,
12:06how much do you think
12:07that's worth?
12:09Uh, well, boss,
12:10I just don't think I could count that high.
12:13You're right.
12:15Ooh!
12:17Fifteen dollars!
12:19Fifteen dollars?
12:20Because that ain't the real
12:23Jefferson Davis watching chain.
12:25Just a cheap imitation.
12:26Boy, you could have fooled me.
12:28Just like I fooled everybody
12:29in Hazard for years.
12:31The real one's worth at least
12:3220,000 simoleons.
12:3520,000 simoleons?
12:37Gold cares!
12:38And I got it locked up
12:40right over here.
12:42Hidden in my seat!
12:44Well, you're glad you're not here, huh?
12:46Now, suppose,
12:48just suppose,
12:50I destroyed that there imitation one
12:53and claimed it was stolen.
12:56Now, who wouldn't believe
12:57that it was the real one God took?
12:59Nobody.
13:00No answer.
13:01Suppose!
13:02Well, I just suppose
13:03that the ones I claimed took it
13:05couldn't prove that they didn't
13:07cause they were dead.
13:09But, uh, uh,
13:10did you have somebody
13:12particular in mind, boss?
13:15Roscoe, you ought to have been
13:16a bone specialist.
13:17You got the brain for it.
13:19I'm talking about
13:20booing Luke Duke!
13:21The Duke boys!
13:23God rest their souls.
13:25Yeah, rest them.
13:26Now, the insurance company
13:28will reimburse me
13:30to the tune of 20,000
13:32and I'll still have
13:34that real watching chain
13:35to boot.
13:37Becky Mae.
13:47Hey, let's...
13:49Hey, Paul,
13:50howdy, Luke.
13:51You guys been skinny-tipping?
13:53Uh, not exactly.
13:55But, look,
13:55we're in kind of a hurry,
13:57so can we borrow
13:57some clothes, maybe?
13:58You want to borrow
13:59some of my clothes?
14:00No, Becky Mae.
14:01We want to borrow
14:02some of your pa's clothes.
14:03Pa ain't built
14:04like neither one of you.
14:07Get in the house,
14:13Becky Mae.
14:14But, Ma,
14:14I was just talking...
14:16Get in the house.
14:19Now, I don't know
14:20what mischief you
14:21Dukes are up to,
14:22but I don't want you
14:23coming around here
14:24making trouble.
14:25Every time
14:26y'all come up here,
14:27my cow dries up
14:28and my hen stop laying.
14:30Now, get!
14:30Yeah, yeah, yes, sir.
14:33Right away.
14:40Why are we running
14:41around looking for clothes?
14:42You got me.
14:43I learned something,
14:44though, Bo.
14:45A man ain't truly
14:46been insulted
14:46until he stood
14:47buck-naked
14:47in front of a woman
14:48she didn't even notice.
14:51No care.
14:52Fire and save box matches.
15:01That ain't a half-bad shot
15:02there, hoss.
15:04But, uh,
15:05I bet you can't do it again.
15:09Well,
15:10I'm not much of a
15:12gambling man.
15:13For how much?
15:16All I got
15:17is five dollars.
15:19You're wrong.
15:20Set him up.
15:24He won't make that shot
15:26in a million years.
15:28I wonder where
15:28that dang Bo and Luke are.
15:30Oh, Uncle Jesse,
15:31they're gonna be here.
15:31You know how they are.
15:32Sure I know how they are.
15:34That's why I'm worried.
15:35And besides that,
15:37my big toe
15:38has been hurt.
15:39And when that big toe
15:40hurts,
15:41that means trouble.
15:42Well,
15:43maybe she's too tight,
15:44Uncle Jesse.
15:45Shoes too tight?
15:46I'm not your Uncle Jesse.
15:50Oh, Jesse,
15:51you're here.
15:52Yep,
15:53I'm here.
15:54Hey, Jesse,
15:55I got some bad news
15:57for you.
15:58Well,
15:58that's nothing new,
16:00J.D.
16:01What is it?
16:02Well,
16:05Bo and Luke
16:06are,
16:08you better tell them.
16:11Me, boss?
16:13Well,
16:13you're the sheriff
16:13around here,
16:14ain't you?
16:14Well,
16:18go on,
16:18Roscoe.
16:20Well,
16:21Jesse,
16:21I don't know
16:25how to tell this
16:26to you easy,
16:27but I was chasing
16:30Bo and Luke
16:30and the General Lee
16:31and they,
16:32they done run off
16:35the road
16:35into the pond.
16:38That's him.
16:41They didn't come up.
16:42Oh,
17:12You've got to be wrong, Roscoe. You've got to be wrong.
17:27I wish I was, Cutter.
17:30I really wish I was.
17:40Jessica, I thought...
17:42I chased the boys a lot, you know, when they'd mess up a little.
17:49But they seemed to enjoy that.
17:54I think sometimes I did, too.
17:58But you've got to believe it.
18:01It was never anything personal.
18:03Jesse, I just want you to know I'm sorry, too, about what happened.
18:20And Roscoe, well, it wasn't his fault.
18:25He's just doing his duty.
18:27Bo and Luke, may their souls rest in peace, had just stolen my genuine Jefferson Davis gold watch and jeweled chain.
18:37That's not true. You know it isn't true.
18:40Oh, it's true. I'm sorry to have to say it. It's true.
18:44And that's a charge of grand theft jewelry.
18:47So, you see, by going to their reward, them boys saved themselves some big trouble.
18:54I'm going to prove they didn't do that if it takes the rest of my days.
19:03Mr. Scarecrow, I can't tell you how blanched we are.
19:12Yeah, just giving us a shirt right off your back like that?
19:14Well, I'll tell you what, we'll get it back to you just as soon as we can.
19:21Do y'all realize that this all started when old Bo and Luke were just trying to test a camshaft?
19:44It's hard to think they're gone, Jesse.
20:03Ah, find me.
20:13Sure is a funny time for Uncle Jesse to be having a party.
20:15Then it must be a surprise party.
20:17I never known Daisy to entertain with a line of wash still outside.
20:20Mr. Jesse, if anything we can do, we're here to help.
20:25Thank you, Lawrence.
20:27Thank you, Lawrence.
20:31Cooter.
20:39Let's take a peek.
20:40All right.
20:49Well, I get the feeling we're looking at a wake.
20:54Who?
20:55Terrible loss.
21:08Ah, Cooter, you pour the rest of this.
21:11I got to go out in the barn and get some more.
21:13Jesse, you all right?
21:15You look like you've seen a ghost.
21:16Oh, no, I'm, I'm fine, sunshine.
21:19Just fine.
21:25There you are.
21:28There you are, my boys, Bo and Luke.
21:32There you are.
21:34Bo, Bo and Luke.
21:36My boys.
21:38Let me look at you.
21:40Well, there you are.
21:43Yes, sir.
21:44Here we are.
21:46Uh, Uncle Jesse, who died?
21:49Who died?
21:50You've got the nerve to ask me who died.
21:55You two get to that barn.
21:57Get in there after all you've put me through.
21:59Jesse, will you take us forward?
22:01Switch to both of you.
22:02Now, just get in there.
22:03Never.
22:04Yes, sir.
22:05Yes, sir.
22:06All right, you two.
22:07Now, you explained to me why you're alive.
22:10Praise the Lord.
22:11Instead of dead and drowned, no thanks to Roscoe.
22:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:15Would you just slow down enough for us to climb aboard your train of thought?
22:18That wake in there is for you two.
22:21Because you were supposed to have crashed and drowned after Roscoe chased you for stealing J.D. Hogg's solid gold watch that was owned by Jefferson Davis.
22:31We did what?
22:32Stole his watch.
22:33Now, wait a minute, Uncle Jesse.
22:35This is the first we heard about it.
22:36Except the part about Roscoe chasing us.
22:38Yeah, but we lost him and then, well, we did a little skinny dipping and two guys came along and ripped off the general in our clothes.
22:44Oh, that reminds me.
22:45It's as simple as that.
22:46I gotta go report that the general's been stolen, Roscoe.
22:47Hold it.
22:48You report anything and you go straight to the pokey because J.D. and Roscoe are saying you're the ones that stole the watch.
22:55Uncle Jesse, you need any?
22:57You boys, get out of sight. That screen's gonna bring everybody in Hazard County.
23:09Uh-oh.
23:10Uh-oh.
23:11Well, uh, uh, Daisy just got hysterical over Bo and Luke's passing.
23:16Yeah, but, uh, she'll be all right. You know how women are.
23:20Now, why don't y'all just go back on in the house and have a good time?
23:24Yeah, why don't y'all run on back inside and let's let Daisy get a little air here.
23:28See anything I can get for Uncle Jesse?
23:30I ain't your Uncle Jesse.
23:32Uncle Jesse, I swear I saw Bo and Luke just standing there right beside you. Big as life.
23:38Now, Daisy, honey, you know that ain't possible now.
23:45Uh, Cooter. Cooter. Cooter. Uh, Cooter.
23:49Hey, Cooter.
23:51Y'all ain't dead.
23:53Hardly.
23:54No, we ain't.
23:55Uh, see, the story goes there.
23:58Well, we went, we lost Roscoe and went skinny dipping and then, uh...
24:01It was awful.
24:02Well, now, after everybody explained everything to everybody, it all came down to one thing.
24:07The only way that old Bo and Luke were gonna stay out of jail was to keep it a secret that they were still alive.
24:13Now, I think I smelled a little shuckin' giant.
24:16I'm sorry, boys, I haven't got a way. I'll get it.
24:18Come on, Ernie, get that nice show of the boy here.
24:19Come on, Ernie, get that nice show of the boy here.
24:20Come on, Ernie, get that nice show of the boy here.
24:21Come on, Ernie.
24:22Hey, come on!
24:24Come on!
24:25Come on, Ernie!
24:26Come on, Ernie, get that nice show of the boy here.
24:28Come on, Ernie!
24:29You're my scapegoat!
24:30Come on!
24:31Come on!
24:32Come on!
24:33Throw her down!
24:34Let's go!
24:35Come on, Ernie!
24:36Come on, Ernie!
24:37Come on, Ernie!
24:39Come on, Ernie!
24:40Come on!
24:42Come on, Ernie!
24:43Come on, Ernie!
24:44There's Roscoe!
24:45Hold on, put the money up.
24:49There's Roscoe!
24:53You boys best get away before he spots you.
24:56Get away? We gotta get into town, prove we didn't steal our watch.
24:59And I can't think of no better time than right now, especially with Roscoe right on top of us.
25:02Yeah, all right. Uncle Jesse, why don't you and Daisy stay here and stall old Roscoe, and I'll run the boys uptown.
25:08But now, how's going into town gonna help anything?
25:11Look, boss accuses us of grand theft.
25:13He's got to have something up his sleeve besides that fat pink arm of his.
25:16Come on, guys, let's get out of here.
25:18Take care!
25:43Where's Cooter going?
25:46Oh, he had an emergency call.
25:48Ain't nobody better in an emergency than Cooter.
25:50Well, I don't know about that.
25:53Uh, Jesse, uh, I think it's mighty kind of you to kind of forgive and forget.
25:59Well, Roscoe, what with the boys gone now, uh, they'll be glad to know that I forgave and forgot you.
26:10Uh, eh, eh, go on.
26:13Come on, Daisy.
26:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
26:26You know something?
26:27We got company.
26:29It's just what we need.
26:32Cooter, you may not be no lawyer, but if you don't lose Enos, you're gonna have an intimate understanding with the words aid and event.
26:37Do y'all want to hear the evening news?
26:47What?
26:48He's going to catch us.
26:50He's probably running a little lighter than we are.
26:51Yeah, we'd run a whole lot lighter if we'd get rid of them tires.
26:55Do it.
26:56It's done.
26:58It's done.
27:07Looks like old Enos is about to get tired.
27:16Don't forget that old Phil and Ernie, the cause of all the trouble, were still lurking around, hasn't it?
27:21Dude, uh, bet my money on the bop-tailed mag.
27:25Somebody bet on it.
27:26Hold on.
27:27Hang on, brother.
27:28Y'all lurk around, too.
27:34Whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:36Whoa, whoa.
27:37Uh, there's a lot of people in there.
27:46That boy's tougher than a pie and not.
28:10You gonna run, Cooter?
28:25Oh, yeah.
28:26Well, blow out the engine, dried out the ignition, and it'll run a bunch.
28:29But, uh, what with y'all having gone to that great grease rack in the sky, who's gonna drive it?
28:33You know, Luke, we can't stay dead forever.
28:35We gotta find out why boss lied about us stealing his watch.
28:37Well, you got any bright ideas?
28:39I don't figure either him or Roscoe are bound to up and tell us about him.
28:42Yeah, and y'all show up being dead and all.
28:44It'll scare them straight.
28:45Did you catch a drift of what he just said?
28:51I sure did.
28:52Well, y'all mind letting me in on it?
28:54Cooter, we don't have to.
28:55It was your dang idea.
28:56Oh, what was?
29:03Double order catfish and hushpuppies, extra cold slaw pickles and onions, large order of fries,
29:09extra thick chocolate milk, and two pieces of pecan pie.
29:12Is that right?
29:12That's right.
29:13And get yourself something, Enos.
29:14Yes, sir.
29:15You want to buy Alamode?
29:17No, Enos, I don't want an Alamode.
29:18I've got to watch my calories.
29:20Yes, sir.
29:21Roscoe.
29:37Roscoe.
29:39Hello?
29:43Roscoe.
29:46Somebody's playing tricks.
29:48It's me, Roscoe, Luke Duke, calling from beyond the grave.
29:55There ain't no such thing as ghosts, is it?
30:00Roscoe.
30:03What?
30:04Yeah.
30:06Roscoe.
30:10Somebody's just playing tricks here and being disrespectful of the dead.
30:16And I just...
30:18You framed us, Roscoe.
30:22I didn't frame nobody.
30:24Look down in the sheriff's impound.
30:26I ain't going to look down in nothing.
30:29See for yourself.
30:31What's down there?
30:33Come on, Roscoe.
30:36I'll just...
30:37Yeah?
30:39I'll just...
30:39Just...
30:40Just...
30:43Come on down, Roscoe.
30:45I'll be in there.
30:49I'll be in there.
30:49Come on, Roscoe.
31:16Get in. We drive you all the way to the pearly gates.
31:22That is, if they still let you in after what you've done to us.
31:27How's old Roscoe look now?
31:30Like a canceled stamp. This luminous paint works like a charm.
31:34You framed us, Roscoe. We're gonna get you, Roscoe.
31:37We ain't gonna let you rest.
31:40Roscoe!
31:42Oh, Enos. Enos, I'm glad to see you.
31:50They were out of catfish, Sheriff.
31:53Never mind the catfish, Enos. I thought you were one of them.
31:56Them?
31:57Yeah, Bo and Luke Duke.
31:58Well, Sheriff, you know it ain't polite to make fun of Bo and Luke after they pass.
32:02I ain't. I ain't.
32:04I want you to see something you ain't never seen.
32:06Come on. You go first.
32:07Here, don't. Don't be frightened now.
32:09Just, just move out there.
32:12What do you call that right in here?
32:14That's a ghost, Sheriff.
32:15No, that ain't, there ain't no such thing as a ghost.
32:17Little diddle, one comes along.
32:20All right, now. Just cut that out.
32:22Now, there ain't no such thing as a ghost.
32:25Don't rile him, Sheriff. Don't rile him.
32:26Well, what do we gotta do? Something, you dips dick.
32:28Maybe we ought to call a preacher.
32:29I sure hope these old gadgets of cooters work and make him jump over the deep end.
32:33Roscoe.
32:35My goodness. He's one of them spook-talking mediums.
32:37General Lee's one of them spook-talking mediums.
32:39All right. That's enough of that.
32:43You're not gonna scare me.
32:46What? What's that?
32:47What's that?
32:51Rascal. Rascal. Rascal. Rascal.
32:53Now, stop that.
32:55You're not gonna scare me, no matter what.
32:57That scares me.
32:58Jesus, don't hang on me.
33:01All right.
33:01Now, cut that out.
33:03Now, you done messed up.
33:11Now, ghost or no ghost, that's how to tell it.
33:14Freeze! Freeze!
33:15Yeah!
33:21Better give me some good directions.
33:23I can work on my instrument right in here.
33:25Look out, look out.
33:26Where are you going?
33:41You know, this is real funny.
33:43All the cooters I haven't read, we're supposed to be chasing now.
33:46Well, I'll teach you not to believe everything you hear.
33:47I want you to go back to the Hazard Movie Show and get Avery.
34:01He's all hung up.
34:02If this were pinball, old Roscoe would already have a bunch of free game.
34:06He ain't missed yet.
34:07Nope!
34:07Well, out you can.
34:30Here come the garbage man.
34:31There's no one driving that fool gone.
34:57Come on, turn around.
34:58Go after it.
35:01Now, I always thought that hogs liked much.
35:29But this one don't.
35:31Roscoe, Roscoe, this is J.P. Hawk.
35:41Dang it, man, where are you, over?
35:43I'm just sitting right here in the police car.
35:46Come back.
35:47Roscoe, I should have known you'd be gold-bricking
35:49while I'm out chasing a driverless car
35:51all the way to Tarnation and back.
35:53You seen it?
35:55You seen it, too?
35:56The ghost of General Lee?
35:57Come back?
35:58Of course I seen it.
35:59And that car was no ghost.
36:01Them Duke boys may be dead, but their car ain't.
36:03Because cars don't die.
36:06Batteries do, boss.
36:07Or why not cars?
36:08Come on.
36:09Roscoe, somebody's playing tricks on us.
36:12Somebody may be acting in the Duke's behalf.
36:14Boss, I was just thinking, you know,
36:16with all that hoods flying up and down
36:19and windows and stuff, all that gadgetry,
36:21that looks to me like Cooter's work.
36:24Uh-huh.
36:25And if Cooter's trying to prove that his dead friends,
36:28Bo and Luke, didn't steal my...
36:30Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, that's no problem there
36:34with everything safe back at the boar's nest.
36:36Roscoe, shut up.
36:37You're on the air, you numbskull.
36:38What are we waiting for?
36:40Not much.
36:43Now, listen.
36:44You stay on Cooter.
36:45I'm headed over to the boar's nest.
36:47That's a big turn for a little fat buddy.
36:49Cuckoo, my little cuckoo.
36:51Cuckoo.
37:00Daisy's just like all the Dukes.
37:29She could find trouble in paradise.
37:54You reckon anybody can really open a safe that way?
37:59What are we going to do now, Ernie?
38:18We ain't got no dynamite.
38:20We'll steal ourselves a pickup truck.
38:22What about her?
38:25She ain't going nowhere.
38:26Yeah, that's right.
38:27She ain't, is she?
38:31Let's go.
38:32Too bad.
38:32Jesse, you read me?
38:38Read you loud and clear.
38:40We're heading in the boar's nest.
38:41We got all the evidence we need.
38:43We're going to need some help faster, Jesse.
38:45We ought to be hitting Shelby Road.
38:46They're alive!
38:48The Duke boys are alive!
38:50Roscoe, Roscoe, come in!
38:51Come in!
38:52Who said there ain't no such thing as reincarnation?
38:54The Duke boys is coming back to life.
38:57Yee-hoo!
38:59Whoop!
39:00Well, the cat's out of the bag.
39:02And that watching chain's still in the safe.
39:04I wonder who's going to get to it first.
39:06Sheriff Roscoe beat Coltrane here, boss.
39:13Come on.
39:14Sheriff, is it?
39:15Well, listen, bonehead.
39:16Best you figure to swap your beds for a beggar's cup.
39:20You better catch them Duke boys before they get to the boar's nest.
39:23Oh, you seen it too?
39:25You see the ghosts of General Lee?
39:26Roscoe, them ghosts each just put on a couple hundred pounds of real life flesh.
39:32And because of you, Pete Brain, they know everything!
39:36Oh, Phil and Ernie didn't know it, but while there's a push in that safe, there's a push in their luck.
39:40Yeah, but that's so bad.
39:59Operator.
40:01Operator.
40:03Maybell, give me the sheriff's station.
40:06Sheriff's Office.
40:14Deputy Enos Straits speaking.
40:15Enos, you've got to come over to the boar's nest.
40:17Quick!
40:18Hey, well, I appreciate the invite, Daisy.
40:20That's mighty nice of you, but I'm on duty right now, honey.
40:22This ain't an invite.
40:24There are two dudes here trying to rob Boss Hogg's safe.
40:27They are?
40:28Well, I'll be right there.
40:29Please hurry.
40:30Ah, I'll be right there.
40:37Well, if we don't get that boar's nest to Fort Boss and Roscoe, we're going to have to be playing dead for an awful long time.
40:42You got that right.
40:42Yeah, I know it.
40:43Bernie, we did the car we stole.
40:51Yeah.
40:52If things get any busier around here, they're going to have to put up the first traffic lighting hazard.
41:02Daisy!
41:03Am I glad to see you.
41:05You know, Boss's got that watch and chain in his safe.
41:07We know all about it.
41:08Look, where is the safe?
41:09Gone.
41:10Those two drifters stole it.
41:12Them two guys we passed on the road in the pickup truck.
41:14Time's a-wasting.
41:15Let's go.
41:15Let's get out of here.
41:16You all right?
41:20I am now.
41:24Uh-oh.
41:36Where is the busy little town?
41:39I almost feel sorry for Roscoe.
41:41He not only don't know nothing, he don't even suspect nothing.
41:46Oh, this is Sheriff Roscoe, Pete, Coltrane.
41:49I just spotted them Duke boys going the other way.
41:52They must have gotten my watch.
41:53Go after them.
41:55It's like old times.
41:56I'm going to get you.
41:57I'm going to get them.
41:58I'm going to get them Duke boys.
41:59I love it.
42:00I love it.
42:00I love it.
42:01I love it.
42:09I don't know what's happening, but we better be part of it.
42:11Turn around.
42:14Go get them.
42:16Bernie, they're coming afters.
42:19Cut.
42:20No, the whole plane's down.
42:21Uh-oh.
42:31Uh-oh.
42:43Uh-oh, Sweetwater.
42:51I hope that sheriff thinks we're leading the Sunday parade.
42:58Now, when the Sweetwater sheriff saw that parade of good old boys cross the county line,
43:03he knew that they wasn't out for no Sunday drive.
43:13Oh, oh, oh, that's smart.
43:31That, oh, that's...
43:33Listen, you...
43:34You Sunday drivers, back it up!
43:37That's you two again.
43:44Them's the same two foreigners I saw at the boar's nest.
43:46All right, now, both of you get out of there, you're under arrest.
43:49Yeah, get out of that truck, you're under arrest.
43:52Sheriff, we'd be much obliged to you if we could open this safe.
43:55Yeah.
43:56Hold on, that there safe's private property.
43:59That there safe is stolen property, you know good and well.
44:02That's right, boss.
44:02When you can't open it, everybody.
44:04Just hold it, everybody.
44:06Hold it.
44:06Yeah, just be quiet.
44:07I'm going to arrest all of you.
44:08Well, you can't arrest me.
44:10See, I'm a sheriff, too.
44:11I can't in Sweetwater County, and that's where you are now, boy.
44:16Well, I'm just visiting.
44:19Open the safe.
44:20If I could, you think I'd be carting it around with me?
44:22Sure safe, you open it.
44:24Open it.
44:24Oh, you got me so swimmy-headed, I can't remember the numbers.
44:30How would you like to have a set of numbers right across your chest?
44:34They just came to me.
44:36Well, what do you know?
44:52Well, well, well, my watch and chain.
44:56You told me that watch and chain was stolen.
44:58Now, why did you do that?
44:59I didn't do that.
45:00You embarrassed me in front of everybody all this time.
45:03Now, I'm sending you.
45:04Oh, boy.
45:05About how long do you think it's going to take us to get to Cottondale?
45:08Well, about 20 years.
45:10Well, I guess that about puts the frosting on the cake.
45:12Well, you just let this whole thing be a lesson to me.
45:15How's that?
45:16If I didn't leave the keys and the dang General Lee, none of this mess would have happened.
45:19You can say that again.
45:21If I didn't leave the keys and this dang General Lee, none...
45:22Well, boss had to pay back the insurance company for the money that he collected for the watch that had never been stolen.
45:39Uh, J.D., I seem to recall you offered a reward now for your watch.
45:49Oh, Jesse, you sure drive a hard bike, and I thought everybody forgot about that.
45:54Five hundred dollars, if I recall.
45:57Daisy got the reward for messing up the robber's plan to rob old boss's safety.
46:02And Bo and Luke, they celebrated the return to the good life by going skinny dipping again.
46:09Where do you reckon their car is?
46:15Where do you reckon their car is?
46:15I think it's good.
46:22What do you reckon, eh?
46:26Foose to the good life by going skinny olurs
46:27Between the消bo cigars
46:30What do you reckon their car is?
46:32What do you reckon?
46:34athletics
46:37As like the money
46:39Deuteron output
46:41You're rushing to thecraft
46:43You're rushing to the good life
46:44You're:「 In the rain
46:45Good job, you too.
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