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00:00the dukes trade general lee for a bigger rig it is an 18-wheeler well there's two of us that's
00:08nine wheels piece turns out to be a rolling casino now you remember you promised to win
00:14me a mink coat hot cakes oh boy just found out what's wrong inside that truck
00:20we'll split the booty 64 hang on to your chips
00:30just a good old boy never mean it no harm
00:41beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49straightening the curves flattening the hills
00:55someday the mountain might get them but the law never will
01:02making their way the only way they know how
01:11that's just a little bit more than the normal life
01:15just a good old boy wouldn't change if they could
01:22fighting the system like a two modern day robin hood
01:28yeah
01:35yeah
01:39yeah
01:42yeah
01:47yeah
01:49yeah
01:50yeah
01:55Oh, my God.
02:25What do you think?
02:26Well, y'all ain't no doubt about it. You got big trouble here.
02:29How long has he been crawling like this?
02:32Well, he started yesterday when we tried to push him over 150.
02:34It stalled right out at 125.
02:37Well, y'all, what you got here is a sad, sick car with a dried-out, busted bearing.
02:45Let's get there.
02:47Bo?
02:48If you had a grease in Barron's the other night, like I told you,
02:51instead of spooning that McKenzie girl, the general might not be in this condition.
02:59Now, I'll tell you, folks, if I had my choice between greasing a car
03:03and necking with a pretty girl,
03:05I'd be wearing the same silly smile at old Bo is.
03:09How long is it going to take?
03:16Yeah, we're going to need him by Saturday for the Cherokee County Dirt Road Classic.
03:20Well, y'all, I can have him out of here by tomorrow.
03:24Cooter, we love you.
03:26For $180.
03:27How quickly love can turn to hate.
03:32Cooter, where are we going to get $180?
03:35Y'all, I...
03:36Hey, I heard about a job.
03:41Cooter, are you out of your mind?
03:43Cooter, you know we can't leave Jesse's farm for steady work.
03:46It's only for a couple of days.
03:49That's steady, huh?
03:49Well, y'all, if it's for the general...
03:57All right, Cooter, let's have it.
04:01Well, I heard some people looking for drivers for an 18-wheeler.
04:05Now, some folks say that old Boss Hogg could smell out a chance
04:09to make a crooked dollar ten miles away.
04:12And nothing improved his sense of smelling more than a nice mint julep.
04:16Boss hated him.
04:17But he looked so good drinking him.
04:20Here you are, Boss.
04:21Nice fresh mint julep.
04:24If you don't mind, I'm going to join you.
04:28Roscoe, you're in uniform and on duty.
04:32It ain't fitting to be tempted by the demon alcohol.
04:43Boss, isn't that Helen Hogan?
04:45Helen Hogan!
04:47What's Helen Hogan doing in Hazard County in an 18-wheeler?
04:59Well, whatever it is, it's bound to be a skim.
05:02Freezing woman!
05:03Freezing.
05:04Last time she come through here,
05:06she's selling stock in the Hazard County dog racing trail.
05:10We don't even have a dog racing track.
05:12Without asking my permission.
05:14I didn't ask your permission.
05:15The skedaddle in all the town with the loot.
05:17Yeah, she's split without splitting.
05:18That's what makes her so brazen.
05:21You just bird-dog that 18-wheeler.
05:24You find out what's really going on in there.
05:27And when you do,
05:28you arrest her
05:29and everybody working for her,
05:31and we'll split the booty.
05:33Yeah, I'll split that booty.
05:3460-40.
05:3760-40?
05:39Would you prefer 70-30?
05:41No, 60-40 would be fine.
05:42Fine.
05:43We'll split it right down in the middle
05:45and then hook a right.
05:46What's that?
05:47I said you're a right.
05:48Get on with it.
05:49I'm gone.
05:51Roscoe!
05:51Like the boss said,
05:55Helen Hogan ain't your everyday basic psalm-singing lady.
05:59Although she does believe in equal rights,
06:01fair play, and justice for all.
06:04Except when any of it gets in her way.
06:06Oh.
06:17May we help you?
06:18We?
06:19Well, who's we?
06:22Oh, hiya, fellas.
06:24Hi.
06:25Yeah, Luke and me heard that y'all are looking for a couple men
06:28to drive this here rig for a couple days.
06:30Well, you heard right.
06:31Depending on whether y'all can handle it.
06:34We can handle it.
06:35Are you sure?
06:36It is an 18-wheeler.
06:38Well, there's two of us.
06:39That's nine wheels apiece.
06:42Okay.
06:43Already give them the keys.
06:45Thank you, Smiley.
06:47I'll drive.
06:49Care to watch up front?
06:51Oh.
06:51That's the best offer I've had all day.
06:59Man, they sure look like a couple of real hickabillies.
07:02They should be perfect.
07:03My name's Helen.
07:08What's yours?
07:09Luke.
07:10This is my cousin, Bo.
07:11Hi, Bo.
07:12Hello, Helen.
07:14Okay, Luke.
07:15Let's see if you have any talent.
07:17Watch this.
07:18Is this the best you can do?
07:43No, ma'am.
07:45This is the best I can do.
07:50This is the best I can do.
07:51This is the best I can do.
07:51This is the best I can do.
07:52This is the best I can do.
07:52This is the best I can do.
07:53This is the best I can do.
07:53This is the best I can do.
07:54This is the best I can do.
07:54This is the best I can do.
07:55This is the best I can do.
07:55This is the best I can do.
07:56This is the best I can do.
07:56This is the best I can do.
07:57Sure hate to sell that kid insurance.
08:27Where did you ever learn to drive an 18-wheeler like that?
08:36Well, I never did learn.
08:37That was my first time.
08:39Luke, that looked like a lot of fun.
08:41Why don't you let me try it?
08:42Never mind.
08:43I don't want to grow great before my time.
08:46You know what, boys?
08:47You got yourselves a job.
08:49All right.
08:52Uh, ma'am, there's just one thing that we didn't discuss yet, and I was wondering...
09:01$200 for both of you for two days starting first thing tomorrow morning.
09:05Deal?
09:06Deal.
09:07You got it.
09:08Good.
09:09We'll see you in the morning.
09:10All right, wait.
09:11Just make sure that you'll be here at 9 o'clock, Shaw.
09:13I mean, that is if you boys know how to tell the time.
09:16Let's see, boys.
09:17That's when the little hand's on the 12 and then the big hand's on the 9, right?
09:21No, Luke.
09:22I think you got it backwards.
09:23It's when the little hand's on the 9 and the big hand's on the 12.
09:25Yeah, that's how it is.
09:26We was just learning that last week.
09:30We'll see you in the morning, man.
09:31Okay.
09:32Take care, Smiley.
09:35They're gonna be perfect.
09:37It's just...
09:38We need 180 because we've got $20 to do.
09:41Mr. Stovall?
09:43Dewey Stovall!
09:44We ain't seen you before!
09:46Luke!
09:47Why are you raspers, you?
09:49Golly, we figured it'd take a flood or a fire to roust you out of Choctaw County.
09:53Well, just passing through.
09:55Without stopping by to see Uncle Jesse?
09:57Dewey, he ain't gonna take too kindly to that,
09:59especially with you and him being friends so long.
10:02How about coming to supper tonight and surprising him?
10:04Tonight?
10:05Well, no, I'm kinda tied up tonight.
10:07Well, then we'll make it tomorrow night.
10:09Dewey, we ain't gonna take no for an answer.
10:12Done.
10:13We'll see you later, Dewey.
10:15Tomorrow night.
10:16Okay, step right in, ladies and gentlemen. Be careful in the chair.
10:32All them people goin' along, too?
10:34Yeah, they sure ain't Hazard County folk.
10:36Well, I suppose you boys have a right to know what this is all about.
10:40And I'm going to tell you.
10:42Here's my card.
10:45Armstrong Peterson Shock Observer Company.
10:48Helen Hogan, president.
10:50Mm-hmm. That's me.
10:51You see, fellas, we're about to demonstrate some revolutionary new shock absorbers
10:55to some prospective distributors, and they're from different counties.
10:58Are you tryin' to tell us that all these people are here just to ride on some fancy shocks?
11:03Why, that's right, Bo.
11:05We're all set, Helen.
11:07Okay, gentlemen, start your engine.
11:09Good luck.
11:15Okay, fellas, it's just about time to demonstrate our new shocks.
11:22Give me...
11:28Let's go.
11:45Boss, this is Sheriff Roscoe.
11:48Them Duke boys just drove off in that big 18-wheeler.
11:51Now we know there's somethin' rotten in Denmark.
11:54Come on.
11:55You forget about Denmark, didn't we?
11:57Just find out what's rotten inside that truck.
12:00Over.
12:02That's a big 10-4, good buddy.
12:05Roscoe, if there's one thing in this world I'm not, it's your good buddy.
12:12I'm gone.
12:27Check out that alternator gauge.
12:29Something's makin' that needle mighty nervous.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Kind of peculiar, ain't it?
12:34Luke, do you believe all that fancy talk about shock absorbers?
12:40Do you?
12:43Well, no.
12:45Maybe there's hope for you yet.
12:48Well, I'm gonna climb back here and see what's really goin' out.
12:52Yeah, well, do me a favor and you watch that first step, cuz,
12:55just believe me.
12:56It's a dilly.
12:57All right.
12:58Well, it's turning.
13:00Put your money down, please.
13:01Wheel is turning.
13:02Woo!
13:03Hot damn!
13:04The wheel is turning.
13:05Ah, there she goes.
13:06Somebody's gonna be a lucky winner right here.
13:07Ah.
13:0836 red.
13:09House wins again.
13:10You almost had it there.
13:11No.
13:12No.
13:13No.
13:14No.
13:15No.
13:16No.
13:17No.
13:18No.
13:19No.
13:20No.
13:21No.
13:22No.
13:23No.
13:24No.
13:25No.
13:26No.
13:27No.
13:28No.
13:29No.
13:30No.
13:31No.
13:32No.
13:33No.
13:34No.
13:35No.
13:36You almost had it.
13:37Why don't you try again?
13:44All right, yeah.
13:46How's it going?
13:50Not too good, man.
13:52Well, here's something for good luck.
14:01Well, now, what do you reckon a nice old geezer like Dewey Stouinander doing
14:03like Dewey Stovall is doing in a place like this.
14:30You know, Luke, that really ticks me off.
14:33I mean, all that talk about shock absorbers back there
14:36and the whole time they got a little Vegas running.
14:39In Vegas, at least you got a chance of winning.
14:42You sure that was Dewey Stovall you saw sitting in at that poker game?
14:45You're losing.
14:47Bad, huh?
14:49Come on.
14:59Play it cool.
15:00Nice driving, fellas.
15:04Same time tomorrow?
15:05At these wages, you can have us any time, day or night.
15:08I might just take you up on that.
15:11Oh, man.
15:12How'd those people like the shock absorbers?
15:14They loved them.
15:15As a matter of fact, most of them want us to take them for another ride tomorrow.
15:18Yeah, that's just what they're going to get, too.
15:24But not Dewey.
15:26Let's go find them.
15:27Yeah.
15:31Luke, don't look now, but old Roscoe's up there in that window bird-dogging something.
15:35Only goes to show, we ain't splitting this operation a second too soon.
15:48You'll just have to sit a mic longer, Mr. Stovall.
15:50I'm almost finished pressing these pants.
15:52Well, I wish I could say the same for your jacket.
15:55How the heck's you getting so dirty?
15:56I fell getting out of the truck on the edge of town.
15:59Dewey, we didn't even stop at the edge of town.
16:01I know.
16:02But after I lost the money, I just couldn't bear to stay in there another minute.
16:06Well, I don't blame you.
16:08He was playing a crooked game.
16:09I saw him work the gizmo on that roulette wheel myself.
16:12But I was playing poker.
16:14Well, it's a cinch.
16:15If they fixed one game, they fixed them all.
16:17Yeah, and our friend Dewey here didn't even stand a chance.
16:21Daisy, you want to turn around?
16:23Oh.
16:24Okay.
16:24Well, I guess I got what was coming to me.
16:28For being a fool, all my life I've been happy just running my own little hardware store
16:34until that big city chain come to town and took away better than half my business.
16:38What'd you do?
16:39Oh, sorry.
16:41Well, I figured I'd fight fire with fire and make my store just as big as theirs.
16:46Only thing is, I didn't have money enough to do the job right, so...
16:49So you figure you'd gamble whatever you had and make the big kill.
16:52What was that?
16:54But what I have, or had, is ever since that Lucy and I ever owned.
16:59$1,200.
16:59Mr. Stovall, if we could get your money back, would you promise not to go back to that gambling truck?
17:07Well, sure, Luke, but how...
17:08Never mind, how?
17:10Luke's got that look in his eye again.
17:14And right after he gets that look in his eye, he goes,
17:16I got it.
17:17Let's go, Bo.
17:18And I get in trouble.
17:20I got it.
17:22Let's go, Bo.
17:23You see what I mean?
17:24Luke, what are you up to?
17:26It's simple.
17:27All we do is steal back the $1,200 they stole from Mr. Stovall.
17:31Oh.
17:32Well, as long as it's simple.
17:34You know, for a minute there, I thought we were going to have to do something illegal.
17:37Come on.
17:43Daisy?
17:44Yeah?
17:45You can turn around now.
17:46What do you suppose they're really going to do?
17:50Now, Roscoe didn't just fall off the turnip wagon.
17:56He knew the only way that he could get into Helen's truck to find out what was going on
18:00was to fake out the gorilla on guard.
18:03And he figured Enos was too innocent looking to arouse anyone's suspicion.
18:08Just look at him.
18:09You can almost hear him grin.
18:10Oh.
18:20You can almost hear him grin.
18:50I can almost hear him grin.
18:51I can almost hear him grin.
18:53Let's see you.
18:57Helahaha.
19:01Beautiful.
19:13Okay.
19:15Great.
19:20By the time the Duke showed up to grab the safe with old Dewey's money, the first gorilla
19:35was looking for the second gorilla, and nobody knew that there was a bloodhound named Roscoe
19:40inside. Well, Hotshot, what are we going to do now? Not we, you. Look, just keep him busy
19:59until I can make it to the truck. It's just a little safe. I can always whistle for help
20:03if I can't lift it alone. Well, wish me luck. Okay.
20:10Morgan, buddy. Look, buddy, can I talk to you for a minute? Wait, wait, wait, just a second,
20:22my man. I ain't got time. I got to find art. Well, look, this is kind of important. Go ahead.
20:28All right, well, well, Luke and me is kind of wondering if we get an advance in our salary.
20:33Wait a minute. Excuse me, my man. That's not my department.
20:37Hey, you might have to make it to your department. Well, we don't know if we're going to be able
20:43to come back and drive that truck for you tomorrow without some money.
20:47Let me see what I can do.
20:56You think a hundred going to be enough?
20:57Uh, yeah. I'm going to be just fine.
21:24Hey, art!
21:25Hey, art, you in here?
21:51Is that you, Enos?
21:52Mm-hmm.
21:55Well, what are you doing in here? I thought you were going to decoy that fellow away from here.
22:02Mm-hmm.
22:04You know something? You a dang idiot.
22:07Mm-hmm.
22:08Well, that's the most intelligent thing you've said since I met you.
22:11Mm-hmm.
22:12Hush! You just... hush.
22:14You know what we got here?
22:17Good, good, good.
22:18Mm-mm.
22:19Listen, we got enough stuff here for boss and I to start our own casino.
22:23Good, no telling how much is in that safe over there.
22:27Oh.
22:29Look, will you stop moaning and groaning?
22:31Now, I'm going to split with you just like the boss splits with me, right down the middle.
22:35I'm going to give you 10% of my 25.
22:38Hmm.
22:39Hmm.
22:39Roger.
22:41Thing's just fine, Mr. Rathburn.
22:43Satisfying?
22:44I told you to check out.
22:46Just routine, sir.
22:47Yeah.
22:51Hey, Odd, man, where you been? You supposed to be watching the truck.
22:54Ah, the local fuzz wanted to check me out.
22:57Everything okay here?
22:58Hey, it will be. Soon as he put these chains on.
23:01Ooh, ooh.
23:03Did you hear that?
23:04Uh-huh.
23:05Well, we can't get trapped in here.
23:08Mm-mm.
23:09All right, we won't have to make a break for it.
23:12You go first.
23:13Mm-mm.
23:15You know if there's one thing I hate as a coward.
23:20All right, we'll both go first.
23:22Ah.
23:23Now, on the count of three.
23:25One.
23:26Two.
23:28Three.
23:28Ooh.
23:35Ellen's hoods never even saw who knocked them cold.
23:42Enos, how did you beat me here?
23:45Huh?
23:45Will you stop using them dumb sounds and talk regular English?
23:49Uh-huh.
23:50No, no.
23:51No, it's just...
23:53And just cause this plan failed,
24:10that don't mean that Luke ain't got another way to get Dewey's money back.
24:14But it's gonna take a real expert to pull this one off.
24:17Gamble?
24:18Are you asking me to get...
24:20You out of...
24:21Never.
24:21Yeah, but all those games were crooked, Uncle Jesse.
24:24Right.
24:24Maybe if they were honest, Dewey might have won.
24:27Don't you bet on that, little girl.
24:29I know all there is to know about that, too.
24:32That's just why we need your help.
24:34Now, nobody on that truck could ever recognize you.
24:37Oh, forget it, Luke.
24:38Oh, this is nothing but my own doing.
24:40I'll get out of it myself.
24:42Even if I am a darned old fool.
24:44Dewey.
24:44You and me have been friends longer than I care to remember.
24:55But you gotta understand.
24:57These boys are asking me to go against everything I ever taught them or stood for.
25:03I know, Jesse.
25:04Of course it could be.
25:06You just can't remember how, huh, Jesse?
25:08Remember how?
25:09Boy, before he saw the light, my granddaddy worked every gambling boat up and down the
25:17Mississippi, and he taught me everything he knew while I was still just a tad.
25:22Well, let's just drop it.
25:24Probably wouldn't have worked anyway.
25:26What do you mean it wouldn't have worked?
25:28It would have worked good.
25:30It was a good idea.
25:31Yeah.
25:31Don't believe me, huh?
25:36Watch this.
25:42You think your old Uncle Jesse can't handle carts?
25:45You got another thinker coming.
25:47Daisy, where are the carts?
25:52Now, y'all take a good look, because we're only going to show this once.
26:01There.
26:21You still think it wouldn't have worked?
26:23I guess we'll never know.
26:25Now, I don't want you three to get the idea that I don't know that you've been shucking
26:33and jiving me for the last ten minutes.
26:37And my answer is still, well, maybe just this once.
26:45Oh!
26:46Yeah!
26:47Now, somehow I knew he was going to be on that gambling truck the next day.
26:51Didn't you?
26:52Didn't you?
26:55Hurry it up, will you, Luke?
27:00Hey, look, I'm almost finished, all right?
27:02Now, years ago, somebody said that the only way to beat a crooked game
27:06is to take the crooked part and bend it back into shape yourself.
27:10Yeah, that ought to do it.
27:12Yeah.
27:13Come on, hop in.
27:17Are you sure that little thing's going to work?
27:19Cooder guaranteed it.
27:20You just flip the switch on cue, and that roulette wheel will drop Jesse a bundle.
27:25Take a peek and see if Roscoe's still bird-dogging us from up in that window.
27:29Will do.
27:33What are you doing?
27:34Trying to tip him off?
27:35Well, he ain't moved.
27:36He's still up there.
27:37All right.
27:38Now, while I keep him busy, you keep this rig rolling until Jesse wins that money back.
27:42Right.
27:42Well, speak of the devil, you look who's coming.
27:49So, you say that, uh, Dewey Stovall suggested that you drop by.
27:53Yes, ma'am.
27:54Yancy Peckinpah is my name, and this here's my, uh, uh, traveling companion, Betty Lou.
28:00Oh, I'm charmed.
28:02Honored, I assure you.
28:04Now, you remember, you promised to win me a mink coat, hotcakes.
28:08Where is Mr. Stovall?
28:09He come down with the vapors, I'm sorry to say, but he said that, uh, well, perhaps I could replace him as a distributor.
28:18You, uh, see any problem?
28:22None at all.
28:23Why don't you come right this way, please?
28:35Where did Uncle Jesse get a load of money like that?
28:38He didn't.
28:39Under that $100 bill we gave him, there ain't nothing but scraps of mail-order catalog.
28:44Oh, boy.
28:46Let's roll.
28:53Boys, they're movin' out, they're movin' out.
29:03Come on.
29:04Well, don't you move in too fast, Roscoe.
29:07Give the suckers an hour or two to lose their money before you hit them.
29:12That's a big ten-four.
29:16Enos, this is Sheriff Roscoe.
29:17Are you standin' by?
29:19Come on.
29:19Enos, Enos standin' by as an instructor, Sheriff.
29:23Any further orders other than standin' by, I'll be standin' by to hear them.
29:27Over.
29:28You, you, you, you, you dipstick.
29:32Uh, over.
29:39Cooter, this is Luke.
29:40You read me?
29:43Cooter, you there?
29:44Come back.
29:47Cooter, come in.
29:49Cooter!
29:49Cooter, Cooter, it's Luke.
29:52Crazy Cooter comin' at you.
29:54Talk to me, truck stop.
29:55All right.
29:55You ready to make the pickup in exactly five minutes?
29:58You copy that?
29:59Check, check.
30:00Exactly five minutes.
30:01Give or take a minute, cause I ain't got no watch.
30:04Mr. Stovall, you wait right here.
30:07I won't be back correctly.
30:08Left by the side of the road again.
30:23I guess it's all part of the plan.
30:24You know, it'd be a whole heck of a lot easier if I'd just pull over to the side and let you out.
30:33Can't.
30:33You make even one stop, they're gonna smell a rat.
30:37We gotta close up them games, and we'll be right back where we started.
30:40Yeah.
30:4313 black.
30:45You gotta win a hair.
30:45I bet you're gonna play poker.
30:47I am.
30:48But first, I gotta build up mistake on this here roll that day.
30:53Here you are.
30:54Oh, thank you, ma'am.
30:56Oh, no, no, no.
30:57It's on the house.
30:59Well, thank you.
31:01Oh, it's my pleasure.
31:02Are you having a nice time, Mr. Peckinpah?
31:04Is that a move?
31:05Sure enough.
31:06You know, this game here with the white ball looks mighty interesting.
31:11I do believe it's called roll that.
31:13You wanna give it a go, Big Daddy?
31:15Oh, I will in time, Sugar Pie.
31:17But first, I gotta feel the vibrations of the right number.
31:21Where is that dang cooter?
31:36Anish, you got your ears on?
31:37Yeah, sure.
31:38All right, now, get ready.
31:40As soon as they come by here, we're gonna be on them like a duck on a juicing bug.
31:45We're gonna be the duck.
31:51All right, here comes cooter.
31:59Roscoe, you're in for a few surprises.
32:03Anybody here send for a taxi cab?
32:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:24Bye, Monocooner.
32:25We only got a few minutes.
32:26Right.
32:28Give or take a few minutes.
32:29Enos, they just went by.
32:45Now, listen, keep blowing.
32:46Don't let them eyeball you.
32:47And I'll tell you when to make the move.
32:49I'm gone.
32:50Goodbye.
32:51Goodbye.
32:52Goodbye.
32:53Goodbye.
32:54Goodbye.
32:55Goodbye.
32:56Goodbye.
32:57Goodbye.
32:58Goodbye.
32:59Goodbye.
32:59Goodbye.
32:59Goodbye.
33:08Hey, boss.
33:09This is Roscoe.
33:10Me and Edith are right on them.
33:12We're gonna bust them within five minutes.
33:14Come on.
33:14Yeah.
33:15Over.
33:17Well, you can bust whoever's bustable.
33:19Just don't bruise that loot.
33:22I'm coming out there.
33:23Come on, Mr. Stovall, we'd better clear out of here while Luke makes things difficult for old Roscoe.
33:41No seat.
33:57Never.
33:58All right, you two, please drive more carefully.
33:59Sorry, ma'am.
34:01But Luke almost hit a Jackrabbit.
34:04Luke, I told you to be more careful.
34:06Thank you
34:14Enos, this is Roscoe. Look now they're turning north into the road to Watkins Holla. Now you head up from the south and we'll catch between a rock and a hard place
34:36Two beats that's a signal for me to play red. How is it going? Oh, fine, ma'am. Fine. I just think I got the right vibrations for the lucky now. Well, fine. Sit right down here, Mr. Peckinpah. Put your money down, Grandpa.
35:01Ma'am? Oh, I'm with him.
35:06Let's see.
35:19Eighteen foot...
35:22Red?
35:24See, this is an interesting game.
35:36Now, in case you're wondering what's going on, so am I.
35:52Friends and neighbors don't go stickin' no fork in it, cause it ain't done yet.
36:09All right, Luke.
36:21Now, where are you hidin' that gamblin' truck?
36:24What are you talkin' about, Roscoe? I ain't seen no... Have you seen any gamblin' truck, Enos?
36:29Not since it left the Hotel Metchpole, Luke.
36:31Well, there you are, Sheriff. I'm as clean as you and boss are dirty. Of course, you can look in the glove compartment.
36:37Now, hush! Hush, don't you back-talk me. Now, I know I was followin' that truck and it didn't pass Enos, and that only means one thing.
36:45That it turned off on...
36:46Willow Road.
36:47Willow Road.
36:48Yes.
36:49Enos.
36:50Yes, sir.
36:51E...
36:52Enos!
36:53Yes, sir.
36:54I want you to go back and cut them off at Uchey Crossing on Willow Road.
37:00Yes, sir.
37:01What Uchey Ridge Crossings is that, Sheriff?
37:03Enos, how many Uchey Ridge Crossings are there on Willow Road, you jackass?
37:08Oh, that one. Okay, sir.
37:10Yeah, Enos.
37:19Whoa, Enos! Me first. I'm the sheriff.
37:24Well, so much for plan A. Let's see if plan B works.
37:54too long one shirt that means double it up yeah i think i'll just double up my bed on the black
38:18oh mr peckinpah i'm terribly sorry excuse me artie i'm sorry mr peckinpah but i just noticed that the
38:25wheel's running a little ragged i wouldn't want you to risk any more money on it but uh there is an
38:32opening at the poker table oh yes there is you know that you're just in time well thank you you
38:38know i haven't played poker in a long time let's say we give that a try honey but okay
38:44they ought to be at u2 ridge crossing in about 10 minutes boss
38:51this is going to be the biggest arrest of my career it'll be the last arrest of your career
38:57if anything happens to that gambling equipment and all that loot oh i can't see you hear that
39:02ain't no way we can make it to u2 ridge crossing for the law must be 15 miles from here
39:08not as the crow flies or the general hang on
39:12so
39:19Helen had a real nice place
39:44picked out for Jesse
39:45right between the crooked dealer
39:47and the house shield
39:49and for them that don't know it
39:50the shield is a key person
39:52in a rigged game
39:53sure hope old Jesse
39:55ain't biting off
39:56more than he can chew
39:56oh I'm no good at dealing
40:02I just caught my mind
40:05here we go
40:19all right
40:39most folks would say
40:49old Jesse was doing pretty good
40:50cause ain't often a man
40:52gets an ace high full house
40:53dealt to him right off
40:54I'll open for 200
41:01I'll see you
41:03and bump you 200
41:05well
41:12looks like it's just you and me left
41:16seeing as how I think you're bluffing
41:19little girl
41:19why don't we just go all the way right now
41:23and play table stakes to the draw
41:26huh
41:26how much you got there
41:271500
41:28all right
41:30put her in
41:35now there ain't no way a good poker player
41:46will break up an ace high full house
41:48so if Jesse stands pat
41:50the next two cards will wind up
41:52in the hands of the shield
41:53cause my man
41:57well I really should stand pat
42:01but I always play my hunches
42:04so I'll take two cards
42:05oh I hate to see you make a mistake Mr. P
42:10are you sure you read your cards right
42:12oh I'm positive ma'am
42:15the vibrations you know
42:17I don't know
42:19so why don't you just deal friend
42:23okay
42:27two cards
42:28how many cards you want
42:31three
42:34three cards
42:37let's see you
42:45oh
42:50pair of tens
42:52to the ace
42:53now
42:55ain't it a good thing
42:57that I drew
42:57these two cards
42:59that way
43:01if you'd have got them
43:02your four tens
43:04would have beaten my
43:06ace's food
43:09dang'd if old Jesse
43:13didn't fool everybody
43:14only thing is
43:16the Dukes are still
43:17a long way
43:18from being out of trouble
43:19oh my hot cakes
43:21did it didn't they
43:22he's a good boy
43:22he's a good boy
43:23he's a good boy
43:23he's a good boy
43:24he's a good boy
43:24he's a good boy
43:25he's a good boy
43:25he's a good boy
43:26he's a good boy
43:26he's a good boy
43:26he's a good boy
43:27he's a good boy
43:27he's a good boy
43:28he's a good boy
43:28he's a good boy
43:29he's a good boy
43:29he's a good boy
43:30he's a good boy
43:30he's a good boy
43:31he's a good boy
43:31he's a good boy
43:32he's a good boy
43:32he's a good boy
43:33he's a good boy
43:33he's a good boy
43:34he's a good boy
43:34he's a good boy
43:35he's a good boy
43:35he's a good boy
43:36he's a good boy
43:36he's a good boy
43:37Oh, my God.
44:07Get him up!
44:14Freeze! Get him up!
44:16That's not you.
44:18I've already got you, Bo.
44:20Now I knew I'd get you, and I got you!
44:22You...
44:24I'm sorry about that boss. I'm glad you're here. You're just in time.
44:54Come on. All right, everybody out of there. Just watch your step there, lady. I don't want any of you innocent people. It's just the ones that run this gambling establishment. I want you all and the money.
45:19What money? Those two cleaned us out.
45:24Yeah. Well, it don't make no difference because you don't need it where you're going anyway. Oh, really? Hush. Get them out here, Lena. All right. Where's the money, Duke? Oh, in your face, huh? Well, if you don't mind, Miss Dizzy Duke, I'll just take that as evidence.
45:41Uh-uh, boss. This isn't evidence. It's witness. We want it fair and square.
45:46Well, we'll be...
45:47Uh-uh. Uncle Jeff, yeah.
45:49Give me that. Give me that.
45:58Yee-haw!
46:04Yee-haw!
46:06Maurice, don't you help?
46:09Give me that.
46:10Give me that, boss.
46:15Oh, oh, oh.
46:17Boss, did you hurt anything important?
46:20Listen, look on the bright side of it.
46:22We've got all that gambling equipment.
46:24And we can put Bo back in jail.
46:26Oh, I wouldn't bet on that, Roscoe.
46:29You see, before we left the house,
46:31we called the state police and told them what we was up to.
46:33That's right.
46:34I even told them that it was boss's idea
46:36for Luke and me to drive a truck.
46:38Well, that way you'd know exactly where we were.
46:39So the boys are off the hook,
46:41the state gets the gambling equipment,
46:42and boss gets all the credit.
46:44Credit? Credit?
46:46What good's that kind of credit?
46:49You can't eat it, you can't drink it,
46:51you can't even split it.
46:53Well, I ought to get something for all my trouble.
46:57Well, I guess you'll just have to settle
46:58for a token of our appreciation, Sheriff.
47:00What?
47:00Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
47:02Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:03Oh.
47:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
47:05Well, here you are, Mr. Stovall.
47:25Just across the county line where all that money yours
47:27is saved from Roscoe.
47:29You want me to help you out?
47:30Help me out?
47:31Young fellow, I've been climbing in or out of car windows
47:33since before you were born i sure want to thank you again you know yesterday at this time i was
47:41just about to lose everything now thanks to your dukes and cooter here i got me a second chance
47:46to quit gambling you've got to be crazy well i haven't had so much fun in years no they're
47:52opening a new place right here in choctaw with a straight wheel and no marked decks
47:57why with what i've learned today i figure i can look my every dime now you fellas take care and
48:03i'll see you again right soon bye now thanks good luck to you mr stovall so long take care of
48:11yourself so that's the legend of the rolling casino of hazard and how bow and luke duke helped an old
48:17friend out of a tight fix and how after all these years old jesse used some talent that not many folks
48:23knew he had of course ain't nothing the dukes of hazard do surprises me
48:31so
48:39so
48:46so
48:48so
48:50so
48:58so
49:00so
49:02so
49:04so
49:14so
49:16so
49:18so
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