First.Dates.Ireland.Season 10 Episode 4
Show moreShow lessCupid's arrow is set to hit Irish shores this month when the brand new series of First Dates Ireland airs on RTÉ2. The restaurant doors will swing open bringing singletons from all over the country together in the hope of finding love.At the helm of the Irish First Dates restaurant is maître d' - Mateo Saina. Originally from Croatia, Mateo moved to Dublin in 2004 to take up a position at 'Browns on the Green'. Falling instantly in love with the city and its people, Mateo has lived here ever since. Joining Mateo is his team of merry matchmakers; barman Ethan Miles and waitress Alice Marr.The singletons who will visit the restaurant range in age from 20 to 70 plus. The unobtrusive cameras allow the daters to forget they are being filmed and start bonding. or not!Year started: 2016
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Show moreShow lessCupid's arrow is set to hit Irish shores this month when the brand new series of First Dates Ireland airs on RTÉ2. The restaurant doors will swing open bringing singletons from all over the country together in the hope of finding love.At the helm of the Irish First Dates restaurant is maître d' - Mateo Saina. Originally from Croatia, Mateo moved to Dublin in 2004 to take up a position at 'Browns on the Green'. Falling instantly in love with the city and its people, Mateo has lived here ever since. Joining Mateo is his team of merry matchmakers; barman Ethan Miles and waitress Alice Marr.The singletons who will visit the restaurant range in age from 20 to 70 plus. The unobtrusive cameras allow the daters to forget they are being filmed and start bonding. or not!Year started: 2016
Categories: Romance
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00:00To love everybody this is the first state's restaurant. Let's have some fun
00:08A place where anything what have you gotten yourself into is possible. Are you ready?
00:15I'm shaking myself. I need some romance. An instant attraction. Wow. You're gorgeous.
00:23All of my women die, so don't get too close. All of my husbands died, so don't worry.
00:31A match made in heaven. You are just a big, tall drink of water, aren't you?
00:37Or a sudden shock to the senses. Oh, here we go.
00:43I live for the drama. None of these diners know what to expect.
00:48I'm actually getting engaged tonight. Absolutely. I won't send you dick pics.
00:52You are nailing this day, pal.
00:55What happens next, oh no, is up to them.
01:01It's the moment of truth.
01:08Good morning.
01:11Alice, pet peeves. Do you have any?
01:13I have a few. Okay.
01:15When people have like toothpaste on the inner corners of their mouth, sucking their fingers all like from the food.
01:24Licking their lips a lot.
01:26One-upmanship. Oh, gosh.
01:29Like, I've been to 10 a reef. They've been to 11 a reef.
01:33Try and be yourself and not put on a show.
01:38One day, this guy, he spent like half an hour trying to explain this South Park joke that I didn't laugh at.
01:44Mmm. Maybe something is not going well.
01:46Whoa!
01:54Let's say Liverpool were playing Man City for a fragancy.
01:57One of the players, let's say the right back kicks the ball down here.
02:02And then the Liverpool lads are in here.
02:07So if they're behind the ball when the ball is kicked, that's class as an offside.
02:12Not if they're in front of the thing.
02:14No, it's when they're behind it and the ball is kicked.
02:17I know, I kind of understand. It was hard to explain.
02:19Mr. Lovett Man.
02:23Sure, Peter's got game.
02:26But for reasons he doesn't fully understand, he's frequently judged offside.
02:32You know, you look at me and you think, oh, yeah, he's gorgeous.
02:34But he looks like players stay away from red flags galore.
02:38I've gotten that a few occasions.
02:41But I don't say anything inappropriate or anything like that.
02:44I would go on the old ghost mission now from time to time.
02:49Then they're ringing you and then they're texting you.
02:51And like, oh, just leave me alone, like.
02:56The block button, boom.
03:05Bad form.
03:07What's the story?
03:09What the hell? Nice to meet you.
03:10That's your man, Peter.
03:11Nice to meet you, Peter.
03:12Any girl that knows me, I have an attention span of a fish.
03:16When is the last time you were in a relationship?
03:19About a year and a half.
03:21There has to be kind of chemistry or something, like that connection.
03:25I don't like, I don't go for looks.
03:27Okay.
03:28More so kind of personality.
03:30Everybody says that.
03:31Good head on their shoulders.
03:33It has to be shy.
03:34It couldn't be like a stone there, like, and just not talk.
03:36I'd be like, oh, here, get me out of here.
03:37Get me over here.
03:41There's nothing quiet about Jade.
03:44Unlike some of the people she meets.
03:47I don't think people chat me up.
03:49I'm the one to go and chat them up.
03:54I wouldn't have a chat up lying around and I'd just get up and just start chatting.
03:58I'm too full on, maybe.
04:00I think that's what scares them away.
04:01Which star is it?
04:03Got it!
04:05We eat this together, we eat this together.
04:07Look at you, all ready for dating.
04:09Ready to go.
04:11I'm shitting myself, I'm not going to lie.
04:13Your date is at the bar, should we?
04:15At the bar already?
04:16Oh, fucking hell.
04:18Okay.
04:20One, two, three, eight.
04:22Let's go.
04:24You're peeking on the mirror, I can see that.
04:27Hello.
04:28Good to see you.
04:29Good to see you.
04:30Good to see you.
04:31How are you?
04:32How are you?
04:33Nice to meet you.
04:34How are you?
04:35How are you?
04:36I'm grand.
04:37I'm nervous.
04:38Are you?
04:39Yeah.
04:40It is what it is.
04:41I'm good, yeah.
04:42You look gorgeous, by the way.
04:43I look in bits.
04:45I believe that you look stunning.
04:49How do you get ready for a date?
04:51Hair, makeup, nice new outfit.
04:53Drinks, definitely.
04:54I'd have a buzz bar before I call.
04:56Definitely.
04:57Give me that.
04:58Yes.
05:00I want a chill but crazy man.
05:02And what do you do?
05:03I'm a healthcare assistant.
05:04Yeah.
05:06Look after the elderly.
05:07So I can look after you when you're old.
05:09Oh, no.
05:10I ain't going grey by the way.
05:11Oh, you are a bit.
05:12Oh, yeah?
05:13No.
05:15I need someone that will stay crazy with me, I suppose.
05:19Come here.
05:20Cheers.
05:21To a good night.
05:22Good night.
05:23Hopefully.
05:24I'm sure it will.
05:25It will be.
05:27Noelle's not looking for the one.
05:28Noelle fancies something more.
05:29Who would your celebrity crush be?
05:30The number four from The Number Jacks.
05:34In a world where everybody's looking for the one, Noelle fancies something more.
05:43Who would your celebrity crush be?
05:46The number four from the Number Jacks.
05:50I think it's the eyelashes. He's like staring deep into yourself.
05:54That is my future husband.
05:56Hot.
05:58Now let me take your jacket, yeah?
05:59Oh, yes, please. Hang on. Sorry. I have to de-pocket things.
06:03I didn't think about this. I'm so sorry.
06:04No problem. Take it out. Be your first anyway, so.
06:07Oh. You should have said.
06:11I'm definitely a yapper, which, I mean, I blame it on the ADHD, but I think it's just who I am.
06:17Where's your accent from?
06:18I've kind of grown up in loads of different countries, but I went to boarding school in England.
06:21I can hear that little bit of English kind of coming through.
06:24Take that back right now.
06:26I'm not really a big dating apps person.
06:28I don't need another reason to be like scrolling on my phone constantly.
06:31My friends joke that I keep dating people that look like me, and I think that's a me problem.
06:36I feel like I need to look into that.
06:37That's a narcissistic thing. Do you know that when people do that?
06:39Okay. You know what? I'm going home in a minute.
06:43It also upsets me that somebody has, like, definitely, like, looked at my Hinge profile and, like, gone to their friend and be like, well, look at this loser.
06:49So, you know, I just don't need that. I don't need that in my life.
06:52Do you want me asking how old you are?
06:54Guess.
06:5523?
06:56I'm going to kill you.
06:5723?
06:5822?
06:59Should I be going up or down?
07:0121?
07:02I'm 20 years old.
07:03I'm 21 in a couple months.
07:05See, you come across so much more mature.
07:07Not looks-wise, but with your energy.
07:10Stop it.
07:11You're not winning me back over.
07:12I don't want your lies, buddy.
07:14Okay.
07:15Over you back.
07:16I swear.
07:17What to drink this, I will.
07:18Got to look for some for a reason.
07:20Oh.
07:21Are we going on a date?
07:22I think so.
07:23I think it would be a good match.
07:24Yeah, I agree.
07:25That's the first thing we've agreed on all evening.
07:30You're not beautiful, by the way.
07:32You don't have to keep licking me.
07:34I'm sorry.
07:35No, I'm just saying.
07:36I'm just saying.
07:37Thanks.
07:38Me ma warns me before I came on here.
07:40She's like, Jay, don't make a show us.
07:42Family is a big thing to me.
07:46So there's six of us.
07:48I'm the oldest.
07:49I have two kids.
07:50My mom has seven grandkids and another and away.
07:55Yeah, and she's only 47.
07:58No way.
07:59Yeah.
08:00We all go down to our house and it's mayhem.
08:02But, no, she's the best.
08:04Why are you going on a marathon tonight?
08:06Hey, Silver's one.
08:08Mmm.
08:09I was in town a few weeks ago with the girls.
08:11We went to pig.
08:12Is that what it's called?
08:13Pig mining?
08:14Yeah.
08:15Pig mining is dead, isn't it?
08:16If you followed them on Instagram, you would have seen me on their Instagram.
08:19Up dancing.
08:20I don't get out much, so.
08:22When I do, Monday to Friday, I'm actually real boring.
08:26I go home, tell yawn and that's it.
08:29When I do get to go out, I love a night out with the girls.
08:32I'm always the first one up on the tables when I go out.
08:35What are you having?
08:36Eight ounce sirloin.
08:37Medium rare.
08:38Medium rare.
08:39Yeah, I'll have to say.
08:40Two of them, yeah.
08:41Medium rare as well.
08:42Yeah.
08:43You better eat it now.
08:44I don't to shame you.
08:45I know you do.
08:46I know you do.
08:47I know you do.
08:48I know you do.
08:49I know you do.
08:50I have a fucking better shape than I am.
08:51Do you want to do dessert as well, or do you want to do that at the end, or how do you
09:06want to do it?
09:07Now, there is one look potion.
09:12Thank you so much.
09:13With a side of Guinness.
09:16Okay.
09:17There we go.
09:18Thank you so much.
09:20Well, you certainly don't lose no time double-decker for you, huh?
09:24I wasn't intentional.
09:25I think she has a problem.
09:26You are the problem.
09:27I agree.
09:28This man has been nothing but insults.
09:31I think we're in love.
09:32Guys, it worked.
09:33It worked.
09:34Well received wherever she goes, Morgan is always beautifully wrapped.
09:47It doesn't matter where I'm going.
09:48I'm just dressing up for it.
09:49Purple feathers, see-through mesh.
09:54Some people say too much, but I just wear what I want when I want.
10:00Well, look at you.
10:01Hello.
10:02Hello, beautiful.
10:03Your name, please?
10:04Morgan.
10:05Well, here is your date.
10:06She's very pretty.
10:07Oh.
10:08This is exciting.
10:09Don't look.
10:10Oh, sorry.
10:11I'm sorry.
10:12Be cool, I'm sorry.
10:13You look beautiful.
10:15Look as dressed to impress.
10:16The date is going to be ultra-impressed.
10:17Hopefully.
10:18Yeah.
10:19I need someone that's confident.
10:21Someone that'll be up front of them.
10:22Like, if you go to a rave with me one night, like the next day, go camping or something.
10:26Do you like to leave the jacket with me, or do you want to impress me with the jacket
10:33and take it off there?
10:34I think I'll leave it.
10:35I think I'll still be impressive.
10:36Yeah.
10:37It's more impressive.
10:38Oh?
10:39You will be impressed, alright?
10:40I'd love to be brave enough to wear that.
10:45Wow.
10:46Mmm.
10:47Should we do this?
10:48Yeah.
10:49You go and shine.
10:50Okay.
10:51Am I allowed to look yet?
10:52No.
10:53No, no.
10:54Oh, there's somebody here, look.
10:55No.
10:56Hello.
10:57Nice to meet you.
10:58Hi.
10:59What's your name?
11:00Morgan.
11:01Morgan, I'm Noelle.
11:02You smell lovely.
11:04I've been applying it like Ansel.
11:05Morgan, this is...
11:06Wow.
11:07I feel very under-dressed.
11:09I actually have a small thing for you.
11:12Aww.
11:13Thank you so much.
11:14That is very, very sweet.
11:15Aww.
11:16That is so sweet.
11:17I have my own tarot cards at home.
11:19Crystals, love them.
11:21I'm covered in rose quartz today.
11:23Like manifested the love.
11:24What do you do?
11:25It's an airhouse test for two years.
11:26Oh.
11:27So taking a career break at the minute.
11:29I'm just going to focus on me.
11:30It's a yes to you.
11:31Good for you.
11:32Good for you.
11:33Good for you.
11:34Good for you.
11:35What do you do?
11:36I work for a travel company.
11:37Oh.
11:38And I'm a musician as well.
11:39You're a musician?
11:40What do you play?
11:41I play the guitar.
11:42I write songs.
11:43You can write a song for me.
11:44Yeah, I will.
11:45I write a song about the situation.
11:46I've already written one about Neil in my head.
11:47Oh really?
11:48We've a love-hate relationship already.
11:50I went to Psychic.
11:51They said I'm going to meet my soul mate.
11:53Like apparently I'm not going to live in Ireland.
11:55Didn't say where, just not Ireland.
11:57I am drinking a love potion.
11:59I'm all about the potions and spells as well.
12:01I forced that on her to be fair.
12:02It's my fault.
12:03Did you ever make a red-headed slut shot?
12:05What's a red-headed slut shot?
12:06It's like Jägermeister, peach snaps, cranberry juice.
12:10It's awful.
12:11I can make one for you now if you want.
12:13No.
12:14Maybe after.
12:15Do you want two sluts?
12:16I need two.
12:17They're rude.
12:19That sounds terrible.
12:21Yeah.
12:22It's an experience.
12:23Just like a red-headed.
12:24You know what they say, red in the head.
12:30How did they let you on this show?
12:31I don't know.
12:32You know when you're on a date?
12:39No.
12:41And like, a girl is like real kind of weird about eating in front of you.
12:46Like, I hate that.
12:51Yeah, it wouldn't be me.
12:52I'm not going to lie, I'm a hungry bastard.
12:54Are you?
12:55Yeah.
12:56Daddy, you're like myself.
12:57If you're hungry, eat.
12:59No.
13:00No.
13:01Like, don't starve in front of me.
13:02Do you know what I mean?
13:03Eat your fucking felt.
13:04Exactly.
13:08What I want.
13:15Chew it.
13:16Chew it.
13:17I'm trying to chew.
13:18I'm trying to fucking chew it.
13:31Derek.
13:32Sweet and a little bit squishy.
13:35Oh.
13:36Which is also how he likes his biscuits.
13:38I do enjoy a good Kimberly biscuit.
13:41That's how I do.
13:44I'm an absolute devil.
13:46And what kind of biscuit would your ideal woman be?
13:49Obviously, Mercado's.
13:52Pink and fluffy.
13:53Really tasty.
13:54I was going to say a really nice thief, but that's probably a bit too rude.
14:00You're looking well.
14:01Right, Mercado.
14:02Very much.
14:03I do try.
14:04I do try.
14:05You know yourself.
14:06You try good, eh?
14:07My dad was a DJ.
14:08He was called Brian Gold.
14:10So that makes me Derek Silver.
14:12And then my younger brother's Barry Bronze.
14:16So how do you feel about all of this?
14:17You're kind of, you know.
14:18If you're not nervous, then there's something not right like that.
14:20You know what I mean?
14:21A bit of butterflies needs to be.
14:22Absolutely.
14:23We were brought up in a council house.
14:25A three-bedroom house.
14:26And it was fivers.
14:27So my sister had her own room.
14:28And then there was four lads wedged into a room, like.
14:31And then we found mother that, eh,
14:33holds the whole lot together, so she's.
14:35How are you?
14:36How are you, man?
14:37How do you keep us?
14:38Derek.
14:39Nice to meet you.
14:40I'm Neil.
14:41Nice to meet you.
14:42I'm Neil.
14:43How are you?
14:44What are you in the mood for?
14:45You know what?
14:46Michael, what a wee cocktail.
14:47Do you have any chat-up lines?
14:48Have you fixed?
14:50If I'm sitting at the bar, and the lassie walks in,
14:52and I go, jeez, have you fixed?
14:54He's around to a winner.
14:58Meet student nurse Karen.
15:00The Florence Nightingale of nostalgia.
15:03You know when you walk into your grandparents' house,
15:05and you get that smell of warmth and love.
15:08Every summer, we'll go down to Limerick.
15:11On a Sunday, we'd go to the church, come back,
15:13Brandon to make a breakfast fit for a king.
15:15And then there's Bobby the dog, the big yellow Labrador
15:18that was trying to hump everybody.
15:20It was just a lovely, wonderful time.
15:23And I always wanted a big family one day, you know?
15:28You're welcome.
15:30Wow.
15:32How are you fixed?
15:33Oh, man.
15:34The nerves are setting in.
15:49I'm at that's normal, you know?
15:51Thank you so much.
15:52Don't worry, you felt the same.
15:53Oh, good.
15:54So why did you come to us to find you a match, Karen?
15:57What else would you do when you turn 40?
15:59When all else has failed?
16:03Hi, how are you?
16:04How are you?
16:05How are you?
16:06Karen, nice to meet you.
16:07How are you?
16:08Thanks, how are you?
16:09Good to see you.
16:10How are you getting on?
16:11Grant, how are you?
16:12Not too bad.
16:13What's the crack?
16:14How are the nerves?
16:15Oh, Grant.
16:16Your stomach's a knot, dearly, so it is.
16:19Yeah.
16:20Where are you from?
16:21Cavan.
16:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:23Where are you from?
16:24Salbridge in Kildare.
16:25Oh, pretty good.
16:26Not far.
16:27My brother's moving to Salbridge now.
16:28He's going to college in Maynooth.
16:29He's staying with a friend down in Salbridge.
16:31Oh, who's the friend in Salbridge?
16:33She's dear to McNiff, you know?
16:35Yeah, I do.
16:36You do not?
16:37She's my friend.
16:38No way.
16:39No way.
16:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:41Wow.
16:42I live right the corner from her.
16:43No way.
16:44Swear to God.
16:45You can't go anywhere.
16:46It's such a small world.
16:50A date my size just doesn't.
16:52Yeah, no, I can't do Tinder right like that.
16:54I'd rather meet somebody outside.
16:56Face to face.
16:57I'd rather be, like, be out with the lads.
17:00I'd rather be out with the girls.
17:02Yeah, but even if you're on night out with the girls,
17:05and I was on night out with the boys,
17:07and I happened to meet you, boom.
17:09There you go.
17:10Instead of being on Tinder.
17:11Yeah.
17:12I'll be honest, like, I've had my, like, fair share of...
17:15Of women?
17:16No, no.
17:17No, but I've gotten to that, eh?
17:19Like, I've gotten to that stage where, like,
17:21I do want to kind of settle down and move to my person.
17:23Yeah.
17:24Do you know what I mean?
17:25So is there room for somebody in your life?
17:27There is, yeah.
17:28Because I'm not that type of person that will be able to stay, like,
17:32by themselves, like, on me own.
17:34I'd lose, I'd lose me marbles, like.
17:37You have a bit of a posh accent, do you?
17:39Well, no, I'll try not to, I'll try not to.
17:41You try not to?
17:42Well...
17:43Sure.
17:44Well, it's not Malahoy.
17:45Malahoy.
17:46Malahoy.
17:47Malahoy.
17:48Malahoy.
17:49It's actually a nice place.
17:50Have you been there?
17:51It's, like, 20 minutes up the road from me.
17:53It's not like I'm going to Spain or anything.
17:57I'm looking to get serious now with somebody.
17:59Like, I'm 33 years of age, I'm not getting any younger.
18:02But, yeah, it would be nice to meet someone
18:04that's on the same kind of wavelength as me.
18:07I love golf.
18:08I love golf.
18:09I'd like to play golf one day.
18:11I'll give you sticks.
18:12We can go golfing.
18:13Yeah, together.
18:15And what else, what else do you like?
18:17I like sea swims.
18:18Where would you go?
18:19Like, 44, Port Marnock?
18:20Port Marnock.
18:21Port Marnock.
18:22Port Marnock.
18:23Port Marnock's life?
18:24Yeah.
18:25Port Marnock's life.
18:26We were homeless for nearly a year.
18:28I lived in the White Sands in Port Marnock.
18:30Oh, why?
18:31Yeah.
18:32I was living in my ma's and we were just fighting all the time.
18:39I couldn't live there anymore.
18:41I had to, I had nowhere else to go, so.
18:47We lived there for a year.
18:49And you know what?
18:50The people that owned it, everything was so fucking nice.
18:53They done everything for us.
18:55Yeah, so nice.
18:56I was out in Port Marnock for a year and then I was putting another place in Talley for a year and a half.
19:04It was hard but we got an apartment five years ago and we're just so happy.
19:11I drive out to Port Marnock on a nice day.
19:14And when we do sea swims.
19:15And you always keep that as a tradition?
19:18Yeah.
19:19Yeah.
19:20Clearly.
19:21So what's your curfew tonight?
19:23I haven't got one.
19:24Oh, have you not?
19:25No.
19:26I'm a big girl.
19:27I can do what I want.
19:28Once my kids are looks after.
19:29Which they are.
19:30Go to Camp Street for a drink.
19:31I can't walk with these shoes so you're going to have to.
19:32What size shoe are you?
19:33I'll give them my Chelsea boots.
19:34No, they're too big.
19:35What size are they?
19:36Eleven and a half.
19:37You know what they say about big feet?
19:38I know.
19:39Big socks.
19:40You're a cracker.
19:41Cracker.
19:42Cracker.
19:43Would you say you're a white sock or a black sock person?
19:45No.
19:46No.
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20:14No.
20:15No.
20:16No.
20:17No.
20:18No.
20:19I can't believe your white socks.
20:20White socks get thrown out around me.
20:22You've got your dogs out.
20:24My dogs?
20:25My dogs were done.
20:26Thank you very much.
20:27I need someone that can match my energy.
20:29Someone that's just like me, but not like me.
20:33You live around here.
20:34You've got to go out and dublin a lot.
20:35I've only been to like Dices.
20:37I see
20:40Hey dicey, I thought it was great. I like whelan's we're into whelan
20:52They have a silent disco
20:56Do you go raving not really you miss them
21:02Okay, well, you know what
21:04Me and my white socks don't get led to rapes. Okay. I
21:09Kind of updated quite a range of people. I'm not entirely sure what kind of person. I like myself
21:14I love Taylor Swift like as a young kid
21:17I was like that girl plays the guitar and write songs. I can play the guitar in my song. Are you like an Aeros girl?
21:24Did you have to go to beer? I did go to the Aeros tour. Thank you very much. I just don't know what people see I
21:30Think the conversations flowing the dates going good for me
21:33I just hate awkward silence
21:41Have you been on I'm sorry just made direct eye contact with one of the waiters. Hey
21:46I get very distracted very easily. What's it called like in movies where they turn like the camera break the fourth wall like in the office and he's like
21:54Never seen the office
22:03I just turned 40
22:05Good woman happy birthday. Thank you
22:07I bake your cake
22:09Black forest gato is my personal favorite so I'm just I'll tell you I'll kick it in a force and we'll see how it goes right, you know
22:15So what do you do? I'm a student nurse good woman? Yeah
22:19Going back to school at this age is really hard, but I love it. I've always wanted to be a nurse
22:24I'm the best version of myself when I'm in hospital
22:28Even when I was a kid I wanted to be I was just very like I was very sensitive child
22:32Yeah, yeah, yeah
22:34Then I know
22:36Child learning is amazing like the other day. It was changing the class me by the type of stoma
22:41You could actually see the colon and the peristalsis of the cola, but it's cool
22:46It's cool. It's rhythmic. You know, you're seeing part of the body and how it moves and works and everything I was on the apps for a while
22:55I didn't get one day out of an apple. I got more dick pics than I really wanted
23:01You know, they have the courgette thing you can put there open your
23:05Yeah
23:07My friend has
23:09I think it's his bumble profile and he was telling me he says I won't send you dick pics
23:13Because I want to see the disappointment in your face when you see me Mickey
23:22Ariana's not overly choosy, but there are certain guys she'd rather not date. I have a list of like eggs, you know
23:34Guys who hold big fishes in photos
23:37guys who wear shorts 365 days a year
23:40Or like a grown man kissing the camera on facetime
23:46Has to be
23:48Now your date is at the bar. Can I give it like a side eye?
23:51Yes, you can. I can. Okay. I'm like what I'm seeing so far. Oh, can you imagine in front? Oh
23:59Fully armed and combat ready
24:02Josh is a lover
24:04And a fighter and part of a team called the bd
24:09Tagline if you got a ass you just don't have it
24:13Follow me
24:16The partner of a wrestler needs to be a little crazy and have lost to have fun
24:23Hello
24:24Hey, there. I'm ariana. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. What's your name? Josh. Josh. It is lovely to meet you Josh
24:31I try to live life to the fullest and if I can meet someone who can join me doing that
24:35Listen
24:37I have this like weird habit of like guessing people's birthdays. Are you a christmas, baby? I'm before christmas
24:42November
24:43November baby, I'm gonna say the 20th close
24:4729 super close 30
24:51said on the 20s
24:5528 got it and tell me what do you do by day?
24:59I'm a sales rep by night since we're in the mood of guessing
25:05What do we do? It's definitely something to do with fitness is it?
25:09Yes, yeah, well, I don't even guess it off the bat. No, definitely. What are we guessing?
25:14His job. No, actually my job is my second life. Is it the gym? No, that's my third life. Jesus Christ
25:21I am a wrestler
25:23A wrestler? Wow
25:28You've been the jackpot here tonight, you know what I mean?
25:31Okay
25:33Oh
25:37My god, not me knocking it. See my big lanky legs. You look good. You look like Kim K, you know
25:45I'm telling you
25:49I've been honest. Did you see the size of Kim K's ass?
25:52I'm like an iron ball. You're giving like a little peachy look. Oh, I don't. Yeah, you do. No, I don't
26:01Cheers
26:05How will we know if you fancy your date? I'll be smiling and giggling
26:09I'll be making kind of that eye contact, you know them puppy eyes like, you know
26:14I don't promise
26:20Do you really?
26:22I just want to stop smiling or laughing. I definitely I'll be sitting with a big grin on me face
26:27Do you want me a blueberry?
26:29This is pretty good actually
26:48My expectations are exceeded
26:51Where is your accent from? It's like a mix of everything
26:54Yeah, I kind of grew up in a bunch of different countries and then I went to boarding school in England
27:00I was born in Ireland. My dad is from Dublin
27:04I've lived in Spain
27:07I've lived in the UK, Dubai, Hong Kong, but I moved back to Dublin like two years ago
27:12And now my dad lives in Hong Kong with my older brother and then my little brother is in boarding school in England
27:17What are you doing here?
27:19Two years ago, I kind of ran away from home
27:22And what were you running away from?
27:24I think just that kind of life
27:26When I moved over I feel like I finally have the chance to be whoever it is that I am and who I want to be
27:34And I was so unsure of who that was
27:36Do you have any hobbies?
27:37Yeah, I love cooking, running
27:39I love running as well
27:40I love just doing things with my friends, just living life
27:43I love my friends
27:44It's like they're really good group
27:46A lot of us have like really similar life experiences
27:49We're just like I'm 21, but like at the end of the day, I'm just like we're just kids
27:53Still like trying to live as adults, but we're just kids
27:55I spend so much time with my friends. I'm literally like never alone
27:58Oh, so I hope your friends would like me
28:00Well, awesome. Should we call them?
28:01Hey guys, what do we think?
28:03Well, tell me, how long are you single?
28:10About six and a half years
28:12Were you ever married?
28:13I was engaged, but obviously you worked out great
28:17I'm here!
28:19She doesn't know
28:20She doesn't say nothing, she doesn't go in
28:22Yeah, no, I was, I've been out with a girl for about eight years
28:26We travelled the world, we bought a house, the whole shebang
28:29And then six months out from the wedding, that was it, yeah
28:33Done and dusted, gone
28:36It was more so her, like that, that wanted out
28:40You can't make someone love you, like, you know
28:42If they're not in love with you, like
28:43If someone's not happy in a relationship, why would you continue it?
28:47Why would you kick the can down the street, like, you know
28:50I have this very special ability of like
28:53Picking people that don't want to get married or have kids
28:55Really? Wow, of course
28:57Did you ever force the issue, if you know what I mean
28:59I did at the end
29:00Right, okay, yeah, yeah
29:01Because I always felt like, no, he didn't want to get married
29:03He didn't want to have kids, so
29:05I know I always have that gut feeling
29:07You just know
29:08At the end of the relationship, I was thinking of myself
29:11Like, I was less than, not worthy, not attractive, not wanted
29:17I did, and yeah, so that just really put me in just a hole, really
29:27It was a horrible spiral downward time
29:30I did some things I'm not proud of
29:32And, you know, I went through a really bad depression
29:38I didn't want to be here anymore
29:47I had to find my self-worth
29:50And have to remember, like, what, like, what do I want in life?
29:54I'd love to have kids, 100%
29:56Really?
29:56Like, oh my god, absolutely
29:57Yeah
29:58Like, I mightn't still be able to have kids, I don't know
30:00Like, because I'd never, you know, but you know
30:01I'm furry, you know what they say about me, geriatric
30:04I'm going to move on too
30:12How long have you been single?
30:13I was actually never in a proper relationship
30:16And is there a reason or you just haven't met the right person?
30:18No, like, I wasn't confident at all
30:20For a lot of years, I just never felt like it was good looking in a certain way
30:27Like, I went through a pretty substantial glow up over the years
30:34Compared to now, I was way more skinny
30:37I wore glasses and I was really shy
30:40When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up though?
30:43That's the point
30:44I think
30:44Wanted to be a wrestler?
30:45Yeah, like, ever since I had a memory thing
30:47That was the only thing I've ever wanted to do
30:49I started working out and becoming more and more confident with my wrestling character
30:55I started to become him in a certain way
30:57My real name is Jose
30:59Jose Francisco
31:00Okay
31:01Yeah, Jose is just how my friends are in wrestling, how they call me anyway
31:04There's always going to be Jose inside of me telling me, oh, maybe you're not enough
31:09It's just a matter of closing him in the closet once again
31:12And maybe listening to Jose a little more
31:15When I'm in a show, I just feel like another person
31:17I am myself, or maybe as they say, turned up to 11
31:21It's like Batman
31:22Yeah, it's the closest thing that I have to be in a superhero
31:25I have the body for it, so I'll give you that
31:26The mic and I'll choose that
31:32You're still fucking eating
31:36So how does my girlfriend?
31:38Daddy
31:41Did you fancy her?
31:43Yeah
31:43Before she came in like I could see her in the in the mirror and I was like, yeah
31:48Boom
31:50We're down days and then we're gone
31:52Yeah
31:52Hit the tune
31:55She was beautiful
31:57She was like easy going laid back
31:59Like she's banter like so
32:01She was very she was very good for me
32:03So I'm gonna pop this here
32:04Thank you
32:05And I'll come back in a moment
32:06Thank you
32:06Oh
32:07That's mine
32:08No, just tell me what it is
32:09You get me a pint of Guinness out in the fucking town away
32:14Just tell you again
32:15Would you guys like to see each other again romantically?
32:18Defo
32:23Yeah
32:28Any jackets?
32:28No, I haven't got any
32:30No, it's nice and mild, so you're grand anyway
32:33Sucking knickers over rolling down
32:36Don't say that
32:38See you guys
32:39Thanks so much
32:40Thanks very much
32:41See ya
32:42She's so easy going like and even if I was with the lads on a night out
32:46She'd be the crack like she'd be the banter like and that's what I love
32:49I feel the same if I brought him out with the girls he'd sick in
32:54So where to now?
32:56Going for a drink
32:57Yeah
32:57All the way yes
32:59I was gonna bring flowers and then I was like I don't know if it's gonna be a man or a woman
33:18It's like there's no way in hell I'm bringing a man flowers
33:20What?
33:21For what?
33:22Men deserve flowers
33:23I disagree
33:24I've seen something and it said boys never get flowers until they die at their funeral
33:28I know
33:28It made me really sad
33:29I'm not very good at buying flowers
33:30I do buy flowers at a lot of people
33:32So you just have to take my word for it
33:33That's like your word for it
33:34When I moved here even though it was really happy because I wanted it
33:42It was really sad because I moved here alone
33:45So there was a lot of fear
33:46It's scared getting out there by yourself
33:48Your perspective changed on a lot of things
33:50I've done the same
33:50I moved abroad when I was 20 like yourself and like you just become a whole different person
33:55What did your parents think when you moved actually?
33:58My dad wasn't happy about it
33:59Where my mom's like go be happy
34:02She's always just stood behind me no matter what
34:04Like when I up and left for my life in London with no money nothing
34:08And she still supported me
34:10Or when I came home and just needed her arms open she didn't judge me
34:13My mother still cries to this day
34:15Whenever I hear a vocal message from her
34:17I always hear like the voice cracking and all and I'm like
34:21Oh no that would have me in there
34:23My dad was I guess he was the one saying okay follow your dreams
34:27My dreams in terms of wrestling would be getting a contract
34:31And being able to do this full time I don't really have a plan B
34:35No five year plan?
34:36No I didn't even try to think
34:39What if wrestling doesn't work what do I do?
34:41What's meant for you will always be for you
34:42I have a lot of love to give to someone
34:44I want someone who's driven
34:46Who works who wants a life for themselves
34:48Who wants to go away who wants to have a family
34:51Who wants to get a mortgage
34:52I know I'm only 23 saying this but like
34:54Someone who has ambition for their life
34:56If I was to meet someone have a dog have a baby have an apartment I'm happy with that
35:03The regular life bills or kids like that's what I dream of do you get me like that's all I want
35:09Is to meet someone who loves me as much as I love them
35:12Settle down and they're happy ever after
35:13So this means you go for kids already
35:16Yeah
35:21If I met the right person tomorrow I'd have a baby
35:23Wow
35:25I always felt quite I had like a motherly instinct growing up
35:30Like I always loved kids I always wanted like a baby
35:34No yeah of course
35:36That's something definitely that I would be thinking
35:39But maybe in the future you know
35:43I have two dogs by the way
35:46Wow what are they called?
35:47Ollie and Millie
35:48Are you a cat or dog person?
35:49Eh both
35:51Okay I can deal with that I can deal with that
35:53I had a dog and he was a Labrador cross and he was I called him Owen Wilson
35:58After the actor because at the time everyone was calling their dogs Marnie
36:02And then I was like going
36:03Owen Wilson it is
36:04Owen Wilson it is
36:06But I have a cat now
36:08This is not gonna work
36:09You've never met him you've never met him
36:11I don't know what his name is
36:15He's called Ron Burgundy
36:18Because he's kind of a big deal
36:23Do you ever feel lonely?
36:24Oh yeah
36:26Yeah
36:26When?
36:28Erm
36:35Sorry
36:35I suppose
36:44When you
36:45You come home and then
36:48There's no one there
36:49I have amazing friends don't get me wrong
36:51But there's that time at night when
36:53You're alone
36:53About yeah 100% you're alone
36:55I genuinely think the cat saved my life
36:58You know what I mean
36:59I just says
37:00You're low and
37:04I had someone else to care for
37:05If that made sense
37:06Ron came along and saved my life
37:08Pin the arse on mine
37:09He's Moran
37:09So he is you know
37:10He's Ron Burgundy
37:11He's Ron Burgundy
37:12He's kind of a big deal
37:12I am a very happy person
37:18But there is times where you're just like
37:21I just want someone there with me
37:23I just want someone
37:23I just want to be happy
37:25You know
37:25And yeah
37:26I have a lot of love to give
37:29Look at that boy
37:30That's Ollie
37:31He's like the type of dog
37:32If he was a man
37:33He'd be sitting at the end of the bar
37:34Taking a pint of Guinness
37:35Wouldn't he
37:35Being alone
37:39Is very lonely
37:40Millie is Angelina Jolie of dog
37:42Oh stop
37:43Yeah absolutely
37:44Right
37:45Last year
37:45I found a lump in my breast
37:47And I had to go through biopsies
37:48And I was terrified
37:50I remember in the waiting room
37:52They're telling me they found something
37:53I was just like fighting the tears
37:57Thankfully it was okay
37:58Like but those moments when you're like
38:00What if I have cancer
38:02If I have to go through that treatment
38:03I'll be
38:03How am I going to manage that
38:05I'll be by myself
38:06I'll be coming home
38:07To an empty house
38:08Like no one to
38:09To say
38:10To share
38:11Like to say I'm scared
38:13You know
38:15You look unreal by the way
38:16Class
38:17Thank you
38:18Yeah
38:18You look very handsome
38:19Oh thanks very much
38:19And the shirt is still biting
38:20Still have to get through
38:21The profiteroles
38:22And see how we get on
38:23Then like
38:24Yeah absolutely
38:24Let's put the mockers on ourselves
38:32I was a bit girl for about three
38:34Just over three years
38:35I was kind of like young love
38:36We didn't know what we were doing
38:38Wasn't too long
38:38Then I was in another relationship
38:40I was with a guy
38:41For just over a year I'd say
38:42So I've kind of been living my best life
38:44The last two years
38:45But now I feel like
38:46I don't know
38:47I get a bit lonely
38:48Yeah
38:48And like when I see all my friends
38:49In relationships
38:50And I'm like
38:51Aww
38:51I think everyone has
38:54A few people that they're going to meet
38:55In their lives
38:56Like I've definitely had like
38:57My first and second love before
38:58So I'm waiting for a third love to come
39:00I think I've started coming to the
39:02Realisation that
39:03You do have to be in battle
39:04And someone to get along with them
39:05You don't have to be like
39:06Exactly the same person
39:08And like the same things
39:09And stuff like that
39:09I feel like you need to be a bit different
39:10Like
39:11Yeah
39:11If you're with someone that's like
39:12Identical to you
39:13Then you're never going to
39:15You're never going to have any socks
39:16I don't want them socks
39:17I'm like
39:18It's really important to be
39:21Two whole individual people
39:23You come together and make each other
39:25Better people or you know
39:26Just like enjoy it
39:27I like Mexican food
39:28I've never had Mexican food
39:30You've never
39:30Like a burrito
39:31No
39:32You've never had a burrito
39:35Okay I'm going to buy you a burrito
39:37That's your gift
39:38I get flowers
39:39You get a fucking burrito
39:40Well girls
39:48What are you doing?
39:51Good long grand
39:52She's a good crack
39:52So she isn't out here
39:54Absolutely
39:55Although she doesn't like
39:56I'd be cat
39:57And she wasn't too keen on the cat
39:58Let's go see
40:00But she hasn't met the cat
40:01So she doesn't know
40:01You know what I mean?
40:02Come up to the cab and meet me cat
40:04She's back to say nothing
40:10Mom
40:12This guy
40:13He's an Italian wrestler
40:16His name is Josh
40:18He's so hot
40:20How do you feel?
40:20I don't know how I'm feeling
40:22Sometimes I feel like I'm hard to love
40:24I feel like I'm a lot
40:25I'm someone who's quite lonely
40:28Like kind of hard to maintain relationships
40:31My best friend
40:32She loves me for me
40:33And if I can meet someone romantically that way
40:36Like that's all I look for
40:39So I've got the heart
40:41And the cheesecake
40:42Thank you
40:43Thank you
40:43And I have your drinks as well
40:45So how are we gonna split this?
40:49I feel like I'm ready to find love right now
40:52Sharing moments with somebody else that
40:55Well you have something in common with
40:56How about that?
40:59That's beautiful
41:00My necklace
41:00Yeah
41:01Thank you
41:01I also have it on my finger
41:03I'm really into angels in heaven
41:04Oh really?
41:05I believe like when you die
41:06You go back to the happiest moment
41:08In your life
41:09And you've lived there forever
41:10So are you an angel in this case?
41:12Oh look
41:13A flower
41:14A charmer
41:15What is your favourite movie?
41:24Oh The Cry Kids
41:25Okay fair enough
41:26It's your favourite movie
41:27Shrek 2
41:28Did you ever go to the Shrek Rave?
41:30The what?
41:31There's a Shrek Rave
41:32Have you been to the Shrek Rave?
41:33No but I haven't
41:34I this like the last like year almost
41:36Second date Shrek Rave
41:38God
41:38Sorry
41:40Did you feel any spark inside?
41:42Maybe there's like a little flame
41:44Maybe
41:46I'm just worried
41:47I don't know
41:47What are you worried about?
41:49I just feel like
41:50I'll want to see them maybe
41:51And they won't see me
41:52Is that what you're feeling?
41:53Yeah
41:54What do you say?
41:56Do you go to a lot of concerts too?
41:58Last night I was at the Killers
42:00But I have Coldplay tickets
42:01I have two
42:03I bought them like last year hoping
42:04I was like
42:05I have something to go on by then
42:07Would you like to see each other again romantically?
42:11No you go first
42:12Um yeah
42:13Yeah
42:15That is very simple
42:16Yeah
42:16A bit of relief
42:18Pleasure to have you
42:19Good evening
42:19Thank you
42:20Nice to be here
42:20See you
42:21She's very beautiful
42:22She seems very sweet
42:23Like she just seems like a genuinely like kind person
42:25We come together
42:29You seem quite different
42:30But
42:31In a good way
42:32Yeah
42:32Difference is good
42:33Like you don't want to be the exact same
42:34You know
42:35Yeah
42:35Because then I'd have no socks
42:37Yeah
42:37No I don't want them
42:38So
42:39Anyway
42:41Where could you see yourselves going to?
42:44A silent disco
42:45Coldplay
42:46Yeah Coldplay
42:46What are your dreams for the future?
43:00Get my nursing degree
43:01Be the best nurse I can possibly be
43:03Meet somebody amazing
43:05And settle down
43:07Maybe have a family
43:09If I haven't missed that boat
43:10I don't know
43:11I've lived on my own for years
43:13Yeah
43:13Same
43:14Same
43:14And then like lads are like
43:15Oh would you not rent out a room?
43:17Yeah
43:17How do I react?
43:18It's hard
43:18It's so hard
43:19Yeah yeah
43:19And I only have one batch in my house
43:21I have three batches
43:22Exactly darling
43:23Yeah exactly
43:24I want to be doing that taxi run to football matches
43:28My friends are coaching the under sixes or
43:32You know what I mean?
43:32That sort of stuff
43:33I love all that
43:34I want to meet someone that would say
43:36Come on
43:36Do you fancy doing this?
43:37They'd be like
43:38Yeah
43:38Let's do it
43:39Let's go be physically active
43:41Let's enjoy
43:41Go kayaking
43:42Yeah
43:43A hundred percent
43:44Plenty of lakes in Calvins
43:45365 lakes
43:47We're bound to get a lake to canoe on
43:49Have you ever been to Calvins?
43:50No
43:51How many did you go?
43:57Can I say something?
43:58Yeah
43:59I like your dessert part of mine
44:01So this means
44:03Shane's parents
44:05If I get to keep the strawberries
44:07You can take all of it
44:09The first moment I saw her
44:11Her smile was already beaming her personality
44:16Before she even said something
44:17You look really outgoing
44:20Before I could even speak to you
44:21And I was right on that
44:22The fact that you smile
44:23Which I love
44:24Your eyes look great as well
44:26Oh you're just a charmer
44:27That's just the way you are
44:29It just felt natural throughout
44:32So I have a good feeling
44:34That was really good
44:35Yeah I actually wish we had more
44:37Ball
44:38Whatever
44:39There will be time
44:40There will be another place
44:41With another cheesecake
44:42Okay William
44:44Would you like to see each other again romantically?
44:49Would you like to go first?
44:51Would you?
44:52Would you?
44:53Okay
44:56I'm gonna say no romantically
44:59But I'd still love to see you as a friend
45:06Well in my case
45:08Not sure about romantically
45:10But I think you're
45:12I think we could get along really well
45:13Yeah
45:14You're like
45:15There's a lot in common
45:16Yeah
45:17Yeah why not?
45:24He's so handsome
45:25Oh my goodness
45:26I can't believe I'm
45:27Turning this down
45:28But it's just
45:29I feel like we're a bit too different people
45:31Like I want to meet someone and have a baby
45:32And he's kind of more sat like in his job
45:37We had fun but no spark right?
45:51Do you ever like get a dessert and blow on I think
45:53And it's warm
45:55So you get ice cream and you're like
45:56I nearly did just that thing
45:58I was about to do it myself
46:00What went through your mind when you saw your date first?
46:03Oh man how you fixed
46:06Yeah stunning
46:07My hand's all sticking now
46:09And yeah well thank god I brought you bring your napkin
46:11I didn't oh rocky move
46:12I hear you
46:13You can use me shirt
46:16We just hit it off straight into it
46:18Then as the date went on and then the personality came out
46:21You're like she's unreal like
46:24Cheers
46:25And ice
46:25I'll do the ice now
46:27All dribbled down in front of me
46:29Perfect date
46:31Perfect
46:32I don't mind going house though
46:33I really don't
46:34Well you can get it next time
46:39Have you fixed?
46:42No she didn't finish her mask
46:43Is that deductible?
46:47Would you like to see each other again romantically?
46:50To me?
46:51Absolutely to you
46:52Why?
46:53Because I'm a gentleman and I let the lady choose
46:57Okay
46:58Yeah
46:58Uh yes
46:59Ah wow
47:02Class
47:03Boom
47:03Here we go
47:04Absolutely 100%
47:06I'd love to see
47:06Yeah yeah
47:07Oh really?
47:07Yeah
47:08Yeah
47:09Your class
47:15He has the same values as me
47:17He's like you know he wants to get married
47:19He wants to have kids
47:20You found me that unicorn
47:22He used to be loved by you
47:26If she was a biscuit
47:28What biscuit would she be?
47:29I'd say you're all of these put together
47:32I say coconut
47:33Ah
47:33Because I'm a little naughty
47:34Can we go to cast please please?
47:43Please
47:43I'm not carrying this plate into a pub though
47:57What would you like to do for your next date do you think?
47:59Fireland Disco
48:00Navin
48:01The Hong Kong
48:02The Hong Kong
48:03Is that for dinner or something?
48:19For drinks in town or out of town maybe?
48:21That's on your
48:22It's up to ourselves
48:23Thank you baby
48:24Yeah
48:25How sweet
48:27Is to be loved by you
48:30Oh
48:32Oh yes
48:32You'll have to go to the cabin
48:37Remember we'll do the Kirka walk
48:39You'll have to look it up
48:39It's beautiful
48:40Yeah
48:40Jog for me
48:41You're not good bed fellas
48:42But I'll go up there
48:43Say that again
48:44What?
48:45I'm back
48:58You say I look like a proper culture
49:01You're actually quite civilised in a sense
49:03I did the rose of chile
49:05Really?
49:06I've told people I love them but I didn't mean it
49:09Like if you weren't shouting to me I would just like
49:13I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:14Half of my sentences will be censored
49:16How many did you say you had?
49:18Of three children
49:19And two dads
49:19And a cat
49:20And a grandson
49:21Oh wow
49:22Oh wow
49:22Okay
49:22I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:24I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:25I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:26I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:27I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:28I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:29I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:30I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:31I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:32I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:33I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:34I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:35I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:36I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:37I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:38I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:39I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:40I have the worst case of sailor mouth
49:42I have the worst case of sailor mouth