Oh, I lie like a dog, I lie like I breathe Like a toddler thug, oh, I seethe and mislead Yeah, once my lips move, you know it’s all cock-and-bull For I lie like a rug, like a crafty four-year-old
I can bear false witness till the cows come home I can kiss off God’s laws, like no one you’ve ever known That old Ninth Commandment’s got nothing on me Oh, to hell with Leviticus (19:11) and One Timothy (4:2)... and any crap about truth in Deuteronomy (5:20) > Oh, I lie through my teeth, I will never come clean while you kiss my feet and caress my quisling Telling tales is a breeze, I’ll double-deal till I die and with Nixonian ease, it’s like a rug I will lie
I’ll take you to the cleaners blowing smoke in your eyes A mishmash of misdemeanors, I’ll be your devil in disguise When I side with the enemy, you’ll call me patriotic and if the Dems try to stop me, you’ll dub them despotic... I’m your longed-for lobotomy, your liberating narcotic > Oh, I lie like a tooth-puller... as they say in France I lie through my teeth like my pup JD Vance With maniacal mendacity, I cue the grievance hue and cry With hubristic audacity, it’s like a rug that I lie
Lies have short legs... is what they say in Spain but mine got the wheels of a runaway train You repeat one enough, you can get it to stick Yeah, that old Nazi bluff is my forever go-to shtick
Oh, I’ve hoodwinked an army of the wretched of the earth took a horde of poor pawns for every dollar they’re worth You can’t ever come clean when you don’t even know how and ripping off the rabble is your prime cash cow
Perfidious and insidious, I’m a snake in the grass and the fictions from me flow hissing like passing gas When these zingers hit home you’ll wanna give me everything wanna give me a throne and anoint me your king... for the love of a liar is a terrible thing >> All you turncoats and traitors, come hear what I sing Clap your hands for dictators making me their plaything Or to put it more bluntly, just let me be your drug Say to hell with your country and let me lie like a rug
Oh, I slept with the enemy, did Russian meddling disclaim I fawned over Putin when he blitzkrieged Ukraine Oh I know I’m American, but I have no shame when I deepen and darken the stain on my name... for I never learned how to play the patriot game
