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00:01Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30All right, 9 p.m. of the night, after the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:35It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh. That's cool.
00:41All right, phone?
00:41Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay, now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:55Whoa, easy!
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie. We're going to have to take that again.
01:03No, we don't. You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:26Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:32Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:36It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me, if we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:56No, okay, I get it, but why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:22Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules, whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:51And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:55You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:35Hi, I'm...
03:38Ouais, c'est Tudor ?
03:39Ouais, c'est ça, ça m'a pas trop longtemps.
03:41N'y a pas vraiment.
03:43J'ai dit qu'il te plaise.
03:48Il n'y a pas de pause en hockey.
03:49C'est ça, tu te gâts après un moment.
03:51Tu sais qu'il te plaise tout le temps.
03:53Je suis tout le temps.
03:54Je suis tout le temps tout le temps.
03:54C'est juste un endroit.
03:57J'ai travaillé sur les transitions.
03:59Honnêtement, je vais faire mieux sans toi.
04:01F*** toi, je suis en train de faire.
04:06Hey, je suis Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:14Careful.
04:15Don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:21Wellesie.
04:23Hey.
04:26We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:34No worries.
04:43Jules?
04:45Jules?
04:45Come on.
04:46I'm not here, go on.
04:47No, come on.
04:49Semi-nuity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, I...
04:51No, please.
04:52Don't fly to yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean, j'ai dit que j'ai dit qu'il te ferme la porte, man.
04:59J'ai compagnie.
05:00Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing. Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people going to think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself.
06:04What the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:15What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:31This is Garrett's tutor.
06:34Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:39Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:46You want my head where?
06:48Just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:56Okay.
06:59Uh...
06:59Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing the backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:09Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No.
07:35No, I didn't.
07:36We're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:39I mean, like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, and we break up and get
07:44back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a breakup part, but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people because we're in college.
07:57We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not going to be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:06We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be, right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:41No, yeah, let's just do that.
09:02Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:14We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:22It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go.
09:24Thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:26I haven't finished it yet.
09:27Hannah, just try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:52Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:58No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:12What's in this?
10:13I think you meant to say.
10:14Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:24What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:36Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:40Nope.
10:43Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:48But what is the morality?
10:50No.
10:51A technology designed solely to divert wealth to the world.
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:58Push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were important.
11:12And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:27Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:29I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:31Don't miss.
11:31Oh.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:38C'était comme un car crash a explosion dans un volcan
11:41et puis un volant sur l'alcool.
11:44Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
11:50Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
11:51Hear me, hear me.
11:52Nous avons un proclamation.
11:53C'est pour pour le proclamation.
11:55Le annuel Maxwell de Laurentiis
11:57fédé fédé va se prendre en cours
11:59cette année
11:59à la Maxwell Summer Home
12:01en...
12:01...Cape Cod.
12:02Oui !
12:03Merci.
12:04S'il est notre 22e année
12:06gré-sing l'Earth,
12:07The theme shall be two-fers.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:12After us, of course.
12:14Party bus departs shortly after the team bus,
12:16which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there. There is no other option.
12:23Drum roll, please.
12:24Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all. Thank you.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:49Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words.
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:13I would just like to say
13:15this is the most absolutely unhinged plan
13:17and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:20Hockey people?
13:21Okay, Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What? No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:43We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so I'm flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man, let's just get one thing straight.
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything,
14:02always, now, until the end of time.
14:03Thank you.
14:03But in this case, you do got to whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention,
14:09we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:13Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:15A wild hockey party is exactly what we need
14:18to shake us out of our funk.
14:19You're already in a funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:26Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out
14:28to the party with you anyway, so...
14:29Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal?
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:35Just got a point.
14:36And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:42Ugh, I want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:51Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:56Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year
15:07and the year before that
15:07and the year before that.
15:08Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there
15:10think they can beat us?
15:11I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets at 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100%
15:20and then, um, give 10...
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge
15:26of being Breyers' new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me
15:32and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34So I expect the best of myself.
15:35Do you have any other pregame rituals
15:37or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:40You know, I need my locker to be...
15:42and, uh, that's a lot of stress.
16:05Oh, my God.
16:09Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
16:36Can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever, if it's so important that he play? I mean...
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What? Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:49Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him, so he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:07Thanks for your time.
17:10Hey! I thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry, Garrett's tutor.
17:19All right.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit, I can't explain any of these thoughts racing through my brain.
17:35Well, it's true.
17:37Baby, I'm calling for you.
17:38Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry. Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46God, we'll reschedule.
17:47Okay, wait. Hold on, hold on. I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really? You can?
17:56I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:10Jesus.
18:11You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:16We need to practice.
18:18Practice what? Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk. This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself. I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:50See? Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:00Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:04No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:27Don't.
19:29Blush.
19:38Don't.
19:44Blush.
19:48Blush.
19:52So this is tutoring.
19:54What?
19:55No.
19:57Uh...
19:57Yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03C'est comme ça que je l'ai juste fait.
20:08Et maintenant c'est ma turn.
20:15Je vais te kisser.
20:18Ok.
20:29Am I blushing maintenant?
20:45C'est parti.
20:46C'est ici, les gars.
20:47C'est notre premier away game de la saison.
20:49Les Briarhawks ont dominé les Chatham Plovers en l'année dernière.
20:52Mais, depuis que c'est Delerrentice's birthday,
20:54nous savons que notre idée est déjà sur l'après-partie.
20:57Am I right?
20:59Mais, nous avons un bon crowd ici.
21:00C'est parti.
21:02Les Briars' most faithful bunnies in attendance,
21:03as always.
21:04C'est parti.
21:31L'First game?
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