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00:00:00Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals!
00:00:04Unbelievable comeback!
00:00:05If the Sniper can clinch a Finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:08he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:14Got this, baby.
00:00:15You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:17I never could have done this without you.
00:00:19And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:00:23I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:25It'll just be us and our son.
00:00:32I love you.
00:00:35Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:40The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball!
00:00:43They need one more stop to get the ball!
00:00:46Tyler Murray shoots it!
00:00:47Oh, the Sniper stole it!
00:00:50He's heading to the front court!
00:00:54We have three seconds left.
00:00:55Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:02This is for you, baby.
00:01:07There's the release!
00:01:09No!
00:01:09He missed!
00:01:11Wait a sec!
00:01:12Is that his signature move?
00:01:15The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals!
00:01:37I could have done this without you.
00:01:47The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:01:59I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:02:09Regina No!
00:02:15No!
00:02:25Marcel, take care of our son.
00:02:28No!
00:02:33So we've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP,
00:02:37a man who made the lightning champions.
00:02:39So put your hands together,
00:02:40for the god of ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:02:49After the death of the family member,
00:02:51the goat of basketball is retiring and disappears.
00:03:00It was a robbery, a terrible accident.
00:03:03Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:03:05You'll regret it forever.
00:03:07This never would have happened
00:03:08if I had made my wife a target.
00:03:12I'm not going to put my son in danger, too.
00:03:28Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:33I'll never play again.
00:03:42How could I be so blind?
00:03:46I put basketball before my family.
00:03:49I put them in danger.
00:03:50This is what I just heard.
00:03:52Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:03:55Does greatness run in the family?
00:03:56Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:03:58The Sniper.
00:03:59I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:00I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:04:03I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:07So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:11My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:04:16It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:04:19I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:04:22But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:04:23A washed-up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:27It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:32He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:04:36Holy shit, I did it.
00:04:39Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:42You know what that means, guys.
00:04:44Bonus time.
00:04:48Biggest cut for me.
00:04:50Scott, I didn't do shit.
00:04:52It's your math skills that broke a record.
00:04:55I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:04:56You going to deny me my cut?
00:04:58Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:05:01I should fire your ass.
00:05:03Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:05:05So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:09or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:12I've lost everything.
00:05:14I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:17No thanks.
00:05:18I quit.
00:05:20Quit? Good luck.
00:05:22Who else is going to hire a washed-up alcoholic?
00:05:33If the Lightning lose this playoff game,
00:05:35then the owner's going to kill the team.
00:05:37I'm sorry.
00:05:40We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:52I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:05:55Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:05:59Holy shit, that's Omari Gibbs.
00:06:02Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:06:04As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:06:07Hey, Marcel.
00:06:10Come with me.
00:06:12We need you back in the game.
00:06:26I need the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:30No way.
00:06:32And don't call me that.
00:06:33The sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:35We have one more game to save this team.
00:06:37We need a miracle.
00:06:39We need you.
00:06:40I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:06:44I'm not your guy.
00:06:45Wait.
00:06:47I want to show you something.
00:06:51Has your faith.
00:06:52Screen up.
00:06:53D, D.
00:06:54Go, Marce.
00:06:55Get into the basket.
00:06:56Ah.
00:06:57Yo, Marce could be one of the greats.
00:07:00We don't win this playoff game.
00:07:02The owner's going to sell.
00:07:03They'll rebuild, rebrand.
00:07:05And Marce Carrillo will go down with this team.
00:07:09We'll up against the 99ers.
00:07:11He can't beat them on his own.
00:07:13I never thought I'd give myself that.
00:07:16We could if we coach him to the finals.
00:07:19He'll never respect you unless you show him
00:07:22that you deserve it.
00:07:23This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:28Marcel, I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:31Don't ruin your sons, too.
00:07:37You're fine.
00:07:39I'll do it.
00:07:45But no one can know who I am.
00:07:47And I'm only coaching them, not playing.
00:07:50I'll never play again.
00:08:05All right, listen up.
00:08:07The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked
00:08:11into the playoffs is because of Marce.
00:08:14But there's no way we're going to.
00:08:16I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we.
00:08:18Dad?
00:08:22What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:28I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:30What do they call you?
00:08:30Coach combo meal?
00:08:34No, no fucking way.
00:08:36He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:38He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:42I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:46Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:50I don't think so.
00:08:51What the hell was Amari thinking?
00:08:52We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-through drunk.
00:08:55No, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:09:01You think it's that easy, old man?
00:09:03If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you can make up for in precision.
00:09:07What do you know?
00:09:09The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:09:14He's wasted.
00:09:15Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:33Lucky shot.
00:09:35Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:09:37When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:09:40What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:44A shooting contest, three extreme shots, the fastest one to make him wins.
00:09:49If you win, you can stay, but if I win, you walk out and never come back.
00:09:58I never wanted to play again, especially not against my own son.
00:10:02But if I have to prove myself to protect him, deal.
00:10:11Boris, do you think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most important
00:10:15game?
00:10:16I don't know.
00:10:18Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:20He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:21He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:24All right.
00:10:28Three expert level shots.
00:10:30The step back three, the blind strike, and the clutch.
00:10:33Same sequence, same time.
00:10:36You miss, you go again.
00:10:39No resets, no excuses.
00:10:42Three, two, one.
00:10:46First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:10:49It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:53How could he make it?
00:10:55Did you see that?
00:10:57Next up, the blind strike.
00:10:58It requires good memorization and a sixth sense, even without looking.
00:11:08Bro, he's cooking you.
00:11:10Finally, the clutch, the most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:14It means you're out of time and energy, and you have one last shot.
00:11:18I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:21I'm rookie of the year, and you're just some drunk patty pusher who works at a fast food
00:11:25joint.
00:11:25That shot.
00:11:25There's no way you could.
00:11:26You're getting used to calling me coach.
00:11:34What?
00:11:44Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:46Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:48Well, the lightnings hail Mary.
00:12:02Alright, everyone start sprints.
00:12:11Floris, you're the best player on this team.
00:12:12You can't just run off like that.
00:12:14You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:12:18Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:12:22Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:12:23You can flash those fancy tricks all you want, but you don't actually know ball.
00:12:27You sure about that?
00:12:29Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born, but if you were any good, you wouldn't
00:12:32have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:12:34Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:12:38And I'm not going to let that happen.
00:12:40We will win.
00:12:41It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:47I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:50I can't lose him forever.
00:12:53Son, wait.
00:12:58Okay, I'm sorry.
00:13:00Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:02Who did you steal this from?
00:13:06I didn't steal anything.
00:13:10So you're the Lightning's new assistant coach?
00:13:13Tyler Murray.
00:13:15My old rival.
00:13:16Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:13:19I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:21No.
00:13:21I was able to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history.
00:13:25It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:28You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:30The Lightning have been terrible ever since the Sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:36Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
00:13:38I should make it look like an accident.
00:13:40The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:46You're no Sniper.
00:13:48So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:51You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:53Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:13:57Don't talk to my son like that.
00:13:59So you're the alcoholic absent father?
00:14:02Ah.
00:14:03Yeah, I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:07Don't you worry.
00:14:09Once your greasy dad here runs your team straight to the ground,
00:14:11I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:22You should teach your boys manners.
00:14:24The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:27So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:31I'll let the score speak for itself.
00:14:40I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:43I need to look the part.
00:14:51The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:14:54But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Morris Davis,
00:14:57they're in the playoffs going head-to-head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:15:01Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:04Is it true they recruited him from a fast-food drive-thru?
00:15:25Is that the burger guy?
00:15:27No.
00:15:27It can't be.
00:15:29They call him coach combo meal.
00:15:30There's no way a guy like that can call game learning plays.
00:15:35Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:15:37But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
00:15:39We can prove the world wrong.
00:15:41It's your show, coach.
00:15:42Good luck.
00:15:44Only if we played two.
00:15:45This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:48Time to break the curse.
00:15:50All in, Team Lightning.
00:15:59To let him fool you guys.
00:16:00Combo meal talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:04I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:06Let's win this.
00:16:06Lightning on three.
00:16:07One.
00:16:08Two.
00:16:08Three.
00:16:09Lightning!
00:16:15Remember this face.
00:16:16I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:36The ball movement, boys.
00:16:44Take it, baby.
00:16:49The shot!
00:16:50Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:16:53It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:16:56Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:00Mars Davis' father?
00:17:01Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:04These losers are humiliating you!
00:17:07Let's go, boys!
00:17:10Alcoholic or not.
00:17:11He's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:16Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:18Wait!
00:17:19Oh, sorry.
00:17:20No!
00:17:26What do you want to do?
00:17:37What do you want to do?
00:17:43Sure.
00:17:44Oh, come on, man!
00:17:45Where's the foul, ref?
00:17:50They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty.
00:17:57Foul, ref!
00:17:58Come on!
00:18:11They're scared.
00:18:12Don't back down.
00:18:13Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:18:20Stich is on Mars!
00:18:27Focus up.
00:18:28Behind the line.
00:18:35Ah!
00:18:35Get!
00:18:44No!
00:18:46Yeah!
00:18:47What's wrong with you?
00:18:48Hey!
00:18:49Hey!
00:18:50Call it right, yo!
00:18:52You blind, ref?
00:18:55Red, number 15, foul
00:19:00I can't go down
00:19:02Not like this
00:19:04This is a real blow for the lightning
00:19:07Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery
00:19:10There's one way that they can come back from this
00:19:12I told you
00:19:13They would dominate this team of washed up losers
00:19:22We're all out of subs
00:19:23It's your last chance to win this
00:19:25We have to forfeit
00:19:30Wait
00:19:31You've got your Hail Mary right here
00:19:34I already drew up a player contract just in case
00:19:37Your team needs you on the court, coach
00:19:41You want me to play?
00:19:43You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen
00:19:46And between you and me
00:19:47I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down
00:19:51You can save us
00:19:52I'll win it all
00:19:56There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach
00:19:59Can bring them back from an 8 point deficit in 15 seconds
00:20:03It's impossible
00:20:04Go out there, coach
00:20:06And I'll knock you down so hard
00:20:08You know we back up
00:20:11If we lose
00:20:13It's all over
00:20:14A team
00:20:16My career
00:20:25If everyone finds out who I am
00:20:27I put my son in danger too
00:20:30I'm sorry
00:20:31I can't get back on the court
00:20:34I knew you're just a useless deadbeat
00:20:36All you ever do is quit
00:20:39I can't lose my son again
00:20:48Just team night lightning has no choice
00:20:53Wait
00:20:55Give me a jersey
00:20:57I'll play
00:20:59Can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face
00:21:03Wait a minute
00:21:04Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey
00:21:07Is he gonna play
00:21:11The coach is warming up now
00:21:16I'm back
00:21:19The sniper finally shoots again
00:21:22Damn that coach cleaned up good
00:21:24He reminds me of one of those old school league legends
00:21:27Unless he's got the skills to match
00:21:29The lightning can kiss their careers goodbye
00:21:31They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback
00:21:34There's no way he can pull this off
00:21:38You know when you lose it'll actually be nice
00:21:40I'll come by the restaurant
00:21:41You can both put the fries in my bag
00:21:44That old guy's not making it through our defense
00:21:48What is he doing?
00:21:51He's running the wrong way down the court
00:21:54What the hell is he doing?
00:21:55That loser's blowing the game
00:21:57What are you drunk old man or just lost?
00:22:00Is he trying to score?
00:22:02That's impossible
00:22:03Nobody could score from the back court
00:22:20No one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:22:24Who is this guy?
00:22:51What the hell?
00:22:52How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:22:56No one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:22:58Who is this guy?
00:23:01That's a record breaking shot
00:23:02I haven't seen Sal like that in 20 years
00:23:05The lightning's still down by 5 with only 10 seconds left on the clock
00:23:09Back it up geezer
00:23:10Try that again you're gonna throw out your back
00:23:12You still need a miracle to win
00:23:15Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:23:17We might have a chance
00:23:18Give us on over, full court press
00:23:20Got it
00:23:24Give it up old man
00:23:25It's too late
00:23:26You sure about that?
00:23:28When we win I'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play
00:23:32When you lose
00:23:33You and your joke of a son are gonna leave this league
00:23:36And you can go back to what you're actually good at
00:23:38Flipping burgers
00:23:40You're on
00:23:47How are you supposed to win?
00:23:48You can't hold on to the ball
00:23:49This old man is too good
00:23:55For god's sake
00:23:56Someone stop him
00:23:57Seven seconds on the clock
00:23:59And only one basket away from tying the game
00:24:01If coach can pull off this shot
00:24:03He'll go down in league history
00:24:09Run down the clock
00:24:24Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:24:26With three seconds left the game is tied
00:24:29One more basket and coach combo makes history
00:24:33It's only three seconds left
00:24:34Can you really do this?
00:24:39Lightning on three
00:24:41One, two, three
00:24:43Lightning!
00:24:46This one's for you son
00:24:53This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs
00:24:58And now he's on the court
00:25:00Dominating guys half his age
00:25:02He came out of nowhere
00:25:03But he looks so familiar
00:25:11He'll all be worth it
00:25:12When you win
00:25:14And Murray gets us paid
00:25:32Let's go
00:25:33Whatever it takes
00:25:35You said that your eye for talent was unmatched, Murray
00:25:39How did he get past you?
00:25:42I don't know
00:25:44Scoring in three seconds
00:25:45It's impossible
00:25:48If we lose
00:25:49We'll be the joke of the lead
00:25:51Then triple fucking team him!
00:25:55Triple team won't work on me
00:26:11Oh my god
00:26:12He has the ball
00:26:16That's a foul!
00:26:30See?
00:26:31I told you we'd choke
00:26:32I don't choke
00:26:33Let me remind you of who I really am
00:26:36Oh my god
00:26:37That's the sniper's signature move
00:26:38It's the kill shot!
00:26:44I don't choke
00:26:45Let me remind you of who I really am
00:26:47Oh my god
00:26:48That's the sniper's signature move
00:26:50It's the kill shot!
00:27:16Wow
00:27:23Could it be the sniper?
00:27:25The missing god of balls?
00:27:35that was the sniper's signature move no one has been able to do that since he dominated
00:27:42the court
00:27:53this man just made history
00:27:58that geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals congratulations on a hell of a final season
00:28:04coach rush coach you're retiring i just needed to find my successor
00:28:13when i first saw you come into practice with your drive-thru get-ups i had no idea you were
00:28:18the
00:28:18legend all of our success thanks to you i only played 15 seconds this season you all won this
00:28:25game this guy right here mars 59 points
00:28:33my 10 points would mean nothing without that
00:28:38good game guys we'll take that apology now i'm not apologizing for shit
00:28:45you got the win
00:28:47all for you son
00:28:48but you learn to play like that it's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something
00:28:53i thought the same thing
00:28:55your styles are almost identical
00:29:00are you him
00:29:04are you him
00:29:09sniper died a long time ago
00:29:22how could he turn it around like that
00:29:24could he really be the sniper
00:29:27no way
00:29:28the sniper left the league decades ago
00:29:30and he's never coming back
00:29:32well she'd make it look like an accident
00:29:34sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
00:29:40i made sure that myself
00:29:44then if you lose in the finals to some
00:29:47burger slinging deadbeat
00:29:50your career in the league is over
00:29:53you want to threaten me
00:29:56i'm a champion
00:29:57the league's best coach
00:30:03then prove it
00:30:05get the finals win
00:30:06or clean out your office
00:30:11what was that you said about the lightning not making the finals
00:30:14you got lucky
00:30:16getting a raging alcoholic and his
00:30:19greasy bandits aren't gonna beat the scorpion
00:30:21we'll see you on the court
00:30:23murray
00:30:26i'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine
00:30:35my god he did it
00:30:37no one's pulled off a win like that since the sniper
00:30:40could it be
00:30:41no
00:30:42that guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago
00:30:46congratulations team line day
00:30:54front and center coach we wouldn't be here without you
00:30:57backs you're the best coach i've ever had
00:31:04that's why i want you to be our new head coach
00:31:08coach you're the head coach
00:31:10i've been trying to retire for years now
00:31:13i just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me
00:31:16what do you say
00:31:19i'm honored coach but i'm not the only leader on the team
00:31:23what do you think mars
00:31:24mind if your dad sticks around for a little while
00:31:28what do you think mars
00:31:29mind if your dad sticks around for a little while
00:31:32you hope to win us one big playoff game combo meal but
00:31:36if you can get us that trophy
00:31:38then maybe i'll call you coach
00:31:40after my wife was murdered i thought i was done with basketball forever
00:31:43i never expected it could bring me back to my son
00:31:46coach rush
00:31:48i'd be honored to accept your offer
00:31:50i am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy
00:32:11all right everyone lightning on three one two three not so fast
00:32:25he assaulted my player
00:32:27i'm challenging the call
00:32:31assaulted
00:32:32you need to get your eyes checked
00:32:33you elbowed him in the chest
00:32:35and he collapsed
00:32:36i should have been a flagrant foul
00:32:37it's a fair play i had nothing to do with this
00:32:39bullshit
00:32:40you knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick
00:32:43so while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping
00:32:47you pushed him
00:32:49you and your desperate son
00:32:51just wanted to ruin my career
00:32:53you bitter
00:32:55old
00:32:56fuck
00:32:57you just want no real talent when you see
00:33:00clearly
00:33:01you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn
00:33:04you are a washed up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals
00:33:08this team earned their position here
00:33:11it's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals
00:33:13we should be playing in the finals game
00:33:16you're just lucky that we're not going to press charges
00:33:18my advice
00:33:19go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else
00:33:23not a chance
00:33:24what would you expect from a washed up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son
00:33:29the 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals
00:33:32unlike your entitled assistant coach
00:33:35hey that's head coach
00:33:38maybe that was an estate
00:33:43I mean clearly he's not here for the team
00:33:45he's just here for himself
00:33:47I mean you took my spot in the game
00:33:49what to prove that you're just some legendary baller
00:33:51you haven't been sober my whole life
00:33:53how can any of us trust you
00:33:55my son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad
00:34:00your son's right
00:34:01I collapsed on court
00:34:03he's an addict
00:34:04feels like he drugged me
00:34:06you all saw the play
00:34:07he didn't touch you
00:34:08you've seen coach drink since he joined the lightning
00:34:11you know you can all look down on me and my team
00:34:13that's fine
00:34:14but you can't deny the word of the commissioner
00:34:22congrats on the new job mr commissioner
00:34:25what a marvelous win old friend
00:34:27you know I cannot believe you found that guy at a zippy burger drive-thru
00:34:31you know I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money
00:34:34unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper
00:34:37my son may be promised to keep his true identity a secret
00:34:40everyone will find out when the time is right
00:34:42well perhaps wishful thinking
00:34:44now that I'm commissioner
00:34:45I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee
00:34:49if the lost god of ball has been found
00:34:51it has to be him
00:34:54hold on let's go
00:34:57bring the commissioner down here
00:34:59stat
00:34:59I want him to look these clouds in the eyes
00:35:02and tell them that the lightning made it to the finals fair and square
00:35:05Mr. Commissioner
00:35:06we need you on the court
00:35:07let's go
00:35:11and I don't play dirty
00:35:13for accusing me I take a look in the mirror
00:35:17don't be so naive
00:35:18addicts are pathological liars
00:35:21okay he's fooled everyone
00:35:22I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone
00:35:25coach would never betray us like that
00:35:28but the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle
00:35:32yo did coach really do that
00:35:34I don't know
00:35:35he's got mad skills
00:35:37has it been high this whole time
00:35:41clearly this conniving junkie is dangerous
00:35:46stop
00:35:56this is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed
00:35:59we all saw the play in super slow-mo
00:36:02it was fair
00:36:03so you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed up has-beens that you actually know ball
00:36:12what the hell gives a woman like you the right to call fair play
00:36:16don't take the bait
00:36:17don't take the bait
00:36:17can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit
00:36:19then maybe he should focus on the facts
00:36:21like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season
00:36:27congratulations coach
00:36:30that ticket to the final should be mine
00:36:46the lightning one fair and square go home before I have you blacklisted from the league
00:36:51who the hell are you
00:36:57that's the lightning GM
00:36:59he used to be coach of that whack-ass eagles team that got cut from the league
00:37:03isn't that right
00:37:04you don't have the authority to kick me out
00:37:11what's this Hank Santini coach of the losing team
00:37:14are these your performance enhancing drugs
00:37:24I only answer to the league commissioner
00:37:26I don't waste my breath arguing with losers
00:37:30Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight
00:37:32you don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court
00:37:37I'm the head coach of the top league franchise
00:37:41you're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit
00:37:46you should get yourself an apron
00:37:48and join him at the drive-thru
00:37:51boss are you okay
00:37:53boss
00:37:56allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould
00:37:59the new league commissioner
00:38:08Roderick Gould
00:38:10hey
00:38:10this was just a big misunderstanding
00:38:12mr. commissioner
00:38:13I'm sorry I have a concussion
00:38:15you almost cost my son his chance at the finals
00:38:19both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization
00:38:23you're blacklisted from the league
00:38:25mr. Gould please look
00:38:26look basketball
00:38:27it's my life
00:38:28please I will do anything
00:38:30save it
00:38:32get the fuck out of here before I call security
00:38:35go
00:38:43I'm sorry I dabbed you
00:38:45I don't blame you
00:38:47I'm just not that guy anymore
00:38:48how can I not tell you can ball like that
00:38:52his face is so familiar
00:38:54team lightning
00:38:55I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league
00:38:59especially not by an assistant coach
00:39:01you mean head coach
00:39:06congratulations
00:39:06you're going to the finals
00:39:12you're going to the finals
00:39:19you deserve it son
00:39:24bro
00:39:24you saved a team that was almost sold for parts man
00:39:28couldn't have done it without our star point guard
00:39:35means a lot
00:39:39Mars you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up
00:39:43yeah
00:39:45thank you so much sir
00:39:46I mean
00:39:47he's kind of my hero
00:39:49he still doesn't know I'm the sniper
00:39:51would he believe me now
00:39:52would he understand why I left it all behind
00:39:55speaking of the sniper
00:39:56your style on court looks
00:39:58almost identical to his
00:39:59did you train with him or something
00:40:03I got to meet the press
00:40:05but I'll see you all at the finals
00:40:07excuse me
00:40:09let's take that trophy home
00:40:13sorry Zap and his son are not taking my trophy
00:40:19it's a history making day here at the league finals
00:40:22with the lightning facing off against the scorpions
00:40:24team lightning is the underdog
00:40:26but with rising star Mars Davis
00:40:28and their wildcard coach
00:40:30anything could happen
00:40:31the scorpion have championship coach Tyler Murray
00:40:34and his comeback king Cole Duncan
00:40:37it'll take a miracle for them to win this
00:40:40where the hell is Mars
00:40:41we barely made it through the playoffs
00:40:44and the scorpions
00:40:45they body every single team they play
00:40:48we need our star point guard
00:40:52have we heard from him yet?
00:40:56you got this team to the final
00:40:59but if Mars is M.I.A.
00:41:00they can be humiliated on that court
00:41:04scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down
00:41:06we won't let them win
00:41:09you sure about that?
00:41:13you and your jacked up team van
00:41:15she was no match for us
00:41:17alright the only hope you have is Mars
00:41:20but uh where's he at?
00:41:24does he know the game starts now?
00:41:26hope he turns up
00:41:28otherwise
00:41:29you may as well forfeit
00:41:40come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes
00:41:42you're gonna come alone
00:41:44and you'll tell no one
00:41:45otherwise
00:41:45you're never gonna see your son again
00:41:51take care of our son
00:41:55I'm supposed to keep him safe
00:41:59game starts in an hour
00:42:00you can't leave now
00:42:01Mars doesn't show who's gonna stop
00:42:03you figure it out
00:42:03I have to find him
00:42:04let him go
00:42:06it's his son
00:42:10he'll come back
00:42:23welcome back Mr. Davis
00:42:25what the fuck man
00:42:27let me go
00:42:28well I can't do that
00:42:30you're my leverage in this deal
00:42:32now your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock
00:42:34that's ticking down
00:42:35I wanna see if he's gonna pick you
00:42:36and know his basketball career
00:42:38what do you think?
00:42:43wow
00:42:44dead
00:42:47you actually showed up
00:42:48you picked your son
00:42:50over your own career
00:42:52father of the year
00:42:54Tyler your problems are with me
00:42:56not my son
00:42:56you're damn right they are
00:42:57I was born to be a winner
00:43:01a winner
00:43:02that have money
00:43:04and power
00:43:05and respect
00:43:06I didn't claw my way to the finals
00:43:09just to have some loser
00:43:10who was fetching fries last week
00:43:12steal it from me
00:43:13cut him loose
00:43:14and we can talk about this
00:43:19you want to talk there is nothing to talk about
00:43:22a stunt in the playoffs
00:43:23cost me a lot of money
00:43:25and it almost
00:43:27exposes a very
00:43:28delicate operation
00:43:29so you're gonna throw the game today
00:43:31so you're gonna throw the game today
00:43:33and I'm gonna be champion
00:43:34or what?
00:43:36so glad you asked
00:43:38or
00:43:40your son
00:43:41is gonna suffer
00:43:45fine
00:43:46we'll throw the game
00:43:48what?
00:43:51let me just untie him
00:43:52you think I'm stupid?
00:43:54I'm just gonna take your word?
00:43:56no
00:43:57no I had my lawyers draft up
00:43:59a nice little
00:44:00admission of guilt here
00:44:03says
00:44:03I
00:44:04the head coach of the lightning
00:44:06admit
00:44:07to illegally rigging games for profit
00:44:09including
00:44:09the 2026 finals
00:44:12yada yada yada
00:44:14blah blah blah
00:44:14sign this
00:44:16throw the game
00:44:17and no one will ever find out
00:44:19about our little deal
00:44:20this motherfucker's got shitless
00:44:23don't sign anything
00:44:32your son
00:44:33has
00:44:34no manners
00:44:35I guess that's what he gets
00:44:37when his daddy's an absent alcoholic
00:44:41now you're gonna sign the contract
00:44:43or I'm gonna break his legs
00:44:44don't fucking touch him
00:44:47alright you have five seconds
00:44:50or I'm gonna break him
00:44:52he's bluffing
00:44:52don't listen to him
00:44:54five
00:44:56four
00:44:57don't
00:44:58three
00:44:58get this like this
00:44:59two
00:45:02one
00:45:20I'll sign the fucking contract
00:45:28that's a good choice
00:45:29I mean you signed the death wish
00:45:31for team lightning
00:45:32you shaved your son's legs
00:45:34and
00:45:35murdered his career
00:45:37but like I said
00:45:39father of the year
00:45:42now
00:45:43while I have you here
00:45:43one more thing
00:45:44I'm just gonna need you to
00:45:45admit to what you just did
00:45:47I need a little bit of extra insurance
00:45:48I'm not gonna confess
00:45:50to rigging games for profit
00:45:51I signed the contract
00:45:53that was the agreement
00:45:54I'll splay something together
00:45:56it's fine
00:45:58this is blackmail
00:45:59you won't get away with it
00:46:03watch me
00:46:06let's go boys
00:46:19where the fuck would you agree to that
00:46:22what did you want me to do
00:46:23let him break your legs
00:46:24you'd never play ball again
00:46:26no
00:46:27I wanted you to fight for me
00:46:29our team
00:46:31you bent the knee
00:46:32and gave up when it got hard
00:46:33just like you always do
00:46:34I gave up my career
00:46:36for you
00:46:37don't you get it
00:46:39if you go down
00:46:40I go down with you
00:46:43I knew I should have
00:46:44sent your ass packing
00:46:44when I had the chance
00:46:47I knew I couldn't count on you
00:46:50Mars
00:46:53Mars is right
00:46:54if those bastards
00:46:56take the championship
00:46:57then everything he worked for
00:46:58goes up in flames
00:47:00last time I won the finals
00:47:02I lost everything
00:47:20but I won't let that happen to my son
00:47:22I won't let them win
00:47:24but I can make them think that they're going to
00:47:29Marcel thank god
00:47:30are you and Marcel
00:47:31we're fine
00:47:32I need a favor
00:47:33we're on the street
00:47:34it's coach Murray
00:47:34it's rigging games for profit
00:47:39welcome back to the 2026 UBA finals
00:47:45tonight we have the lightning playing against the scorpions
00:47:51this is the biggest rival in UBA history
00:48:13the lightning and the scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006
00:48:18Tyler Murray himself played in that game
00:48:20but he fell to the sniper
00:48:30wait a minute
00:48:31coach combo meal is here
00:48:38coach combo meal is back on the court
00:48:40you'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago
00:48:43I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court
00:48:47they'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game
00:48:53you showed up
00:48:54you're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose
00:48:57you say I'm pretty surprised you suited up
00:49:00because you and I both know how this ends
00:49:03that's what he thinks
00:49:05what can I say
00:49:06I couldn't resist one more shot on the court
00:49:08yeah of course he couldn't
00:49:12this team is already imploding
00:49:13getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park
00:49:16well gentlemen
00:49:18I'd say good luck
00:49:19but uh
00:49:20just don't care
00:49:22scorpions
00:49:23let's go
00:49:30I'm on your side
00:49:32don't hold back out there
00:49:38don't hold back out there
00:49:43I'm done listening to you
00:49:57Sean right here
00:49:58Mars
00:50:09guess what I was going to do to add
00:50:34cool duncan is on fire
00:50:37the scorpions are dominating
00:50:39the lightning better step it up
00:50:46hey hey
00:50:47fuck
00:50:50dude
00:50:51what are you doing
00:50:52bro why are you playing like you're alone
00:50:55just get back on defense
00:51:11half time
00:51:17half time right now the lightning's down by 12 points
00:51:21will they make a comeback in the next half
00:51:25this is embarrassing
00:51:27I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career
00:51:30I'm supposed to be the leader
00:51:31but I'm just letting everyone else down
00:51:34if no one else can step up
00:51:36then we're doomed
00:51:42guys this game is not over
00:51:43we just need to reset play as a team
00:51:45and we can still win this
00:51:47you're such a hypocrite
00:51:49you're one to talk ball hog
00:51:51you're not passing the ball bruh
00:51:53if we lose it's your fault
00:51:56that's what you think huh
00:51:58all this
00:51:59it's all his fault
00:52:03it's all his fault
00:52:04coach hasn't been able to touch the ball
00:52:06because you refuse to let it go
00:52:08how is this his fault
00:52:10you're fucking selfish
00:52:11selfish
00:52:12get the fuck out of here
00:52:13get the fuck out of here
00:52:13get the fuck out of here
00:52:14enough
00:52:14enough
00:52:15enough
00:52:17it's the finals
00:52:18if you want to embarrass yourself
00:52:20go home
00:52:21you go home
00:52:23everyone out
00:52:32why'd you have to sign that god damn contract
00:52:34you fucked us
00:52:35the contract is bullshit morse
00:52:36I'm stringing them along
00:52:39Robin is handling it
00:52:40they're not gonna win this
00:52:42you're lying
00:52:42you think I put this jersey on
00:52:44to fuck up your game
00:52:45I'm here to make sure that nothing
00:52:47and no one gets in your way
00:52:48bullshit
00:52:49they'll just let me down again
00:52:51morse listen to me
00:52:52when your mother was killed
00:52:54I swore off basketball
00:52:56and I was lost
00:52:58but now I'm back
00:52:59but I'm not back for me
00:53:01I'm back for you
00:53:03now let's go out on that court
00:53:04together
00:53:05and destroy these motherfuckers
00:53:11welcome back from halftime
00:53:12the scorpions are dominating the game
00:53:15in the first half
00:53:16morse
00:53:19god damn it
00:53:25that's your star player
00:53:28when you lose tonight
00:53:29the lightning will be gone for good
00:53:32I'll draft him
00:53:33just to keep the scorpions bench warm
00:53:37Mars is a goat in the making
00:53:38he's about to be rookie of the year
00:53:40come on boys
00:53:41let's go lightning
00:53:43come on
00:53:44get it
00:53:48guess I'm not as stupid as we thought
00:53:54dude
00:53:54what the fuck
00:53:55don't sneak him out of the dead
00:53:57he's trying to lose
00:54:05we can still win this
00:54:06but you have to trust me
00:54:09if we play together
00:54:09they can't beat us
00:54:10Mars you've got everything you need
00:54:12right here
00:54:14let's go out there and win this
00:54:15for the team
00:54:21for the team
00:54:24okay
00:54:32go go
00:54:33what's up
00:54:34Come on, come on, come on.
00:55:05Mars Davis just executed the sniper's kill shot dunk.
00:55:12It's the end of the third quarter. Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:55:17Could my dad be him? The sniper.
00:55:20So these assholes want to die.
00:55:27You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:55:31I'm not scared of you.
00:55:34Move!
00:55:36It's the beginning of the fourth quarter. The Lightning are down by two.
00:55:40Will they make their comeback?
00:55:43Yep, yep.
00:55:48Coach, you're a legend.
00:55:51If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:56:20What a comeback!
00:56:21With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:56:27The Lightning are up by one.
00:56:28Can they keep the comeback?
00:56:31Whoa, hold on.
00:56:32Is that Tyler Murray?
00:56:36Is this 2006?
00:56:38All we're missing is the god of ball himself.
00:56:47If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to beat you fair and square.
00:56:50The performance enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:56:54Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:56:56Show me what you got, coach.
00:56:58Be prepared to lose.
00:57:00It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray we've played in a professional game.
00:57:04Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:06Shovel up, boys!
00:57:08We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:57:12You know, Mars could be the GOAT if you train with a better coach.
00:57:15Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:16You can't control him.
00:57:18But I can.
00:57:27That's a foul, ref!
00:57:31You okay?
00:57:32When did he get so good?
00:57:34Here, come on.
00:57:37They're neck and neck.
00:57:38Only two minutes left.
00:57:40Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:57:54Go, go, go!
00:57:55Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:57:57These losers can't beat us!
00:57:59We win at any cost!
00:58:01You get him!
00:58:04Where are you going to go now, dipshit?
00:58:06What?
00:58:09What?
00:58:12What?
00:58:13What?
00:58:15What?
00:58:19What?
00:58:21What?
00:58:23What?
00:58:25What?
00:58:26What?
00:58:27What?
00:58:28What?
00:58:28What?
00:58:30What?
00:58:44Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:58:49Game over.
00:58:51Unbelievable!
00:58:52What a comeback play from the Lightning.
00:58:54They just won the 2006 UBA championship.
00:59:08Yes!
00:59:12Yes!
00:59:13Yes!
00:59:14Yes!
00:59:15You did it!
00:59:17We did it.
00:59:18You're going to regret this.
00:59:19You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:21I don't think so, coach.
00:59:23I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
00:59:27This is far from over.
00:59:30Let's go.
00:59:42I knew you'd pull it off, man.
00:59:46No one's going to sell a winning team.
00:59:47Congratulations.
00:59:51If anybody was going to save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was going to be you,
00:59:55Mars.
00:59:55It'd be Mars, the new face of the league.
01:00:00Congratulations, coach.
01:00:02Don't tell anybody that I was rooting for you.
01:00:06And, uh, I came across this old basketball card.
01:00:15Where'd you get this?
01:00:17Is my dad really the sniper?
01:00:29Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:00:35Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
01:00:40Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:00:41These finals have showcased the battle for greatness with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:00:49But one incredible team prevailed.
01:00:52Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:00:54You are the 2026 league champions.
01:01:03We're not done yet.
01:01:05For MVP, this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:01:11Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:13Yeah!
01:01:23Quick reflexes, coach.
01:01:25I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:01:27Maybe I'll show you something else.
01:01:36Oh, God.
01:01:43Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:01:51If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:01:56You sure that's to the champagne talking?
01:02:00Why don't you come find out?
01:02:11Close your eyes.
01:02:41You can open your eyes now.
01:02:47Damn.
01:03:00I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:06Show me your full court for us, coach.
01:03:21You've got potential, rookie.
01:03:24Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:03:39Wrong time, bro.
01:03:40You better get a new suit.
01:03:41You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:03:45Murray, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:03:48I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:03:51Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:03:56I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law too.
01:03:59They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:03Fine.
01:04:04Make sure the commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:07And Cole too.
01:04:09You sure about that?
01:04:12Yeah.
01:04:14I got a plan.
01:04:21You look happy.
01:04:26And it's about to get even better.
01:04:29I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:04:34Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:04:37She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:04:41I'd love to.
01:04:52Gentlemen.
01:04:59Well, well, well.
01:05:01What do we have here?
01:05:07Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:05:13These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:05:18Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:05:25There is something that ranks higher, and that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee.
01:05:34But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of...
01:05:38Well, you know what? I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:05:42Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:05:46Cole.
01:05:47It's time to start working on my speech.
01:05:52And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:05:58And glory will be mine.
01:06:10Well, I see you.
01:06:13You and Robin?
01:06:15What the matter?
01:06:17She asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:06:23Well, I only give out 20 of these.
01:06:25But, you won't be needing that.
01:06:29Because I got this.
01:06:35There's only one of them.
01:06:52I heard the league spent more money on this team's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:06:57And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:00Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:02My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:07:08tickets.
01:07:14There's Tyler Marie, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:07:20They've got silver VIP tickets. Could one of them be the inductee?
01:07:24Maybe.
01:07:25I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:07:37Cheers.
01:07:38Cheers.
01:07:47How the fuck did you get in here?
01:07:51I could ask you the same thing.
01:07:53This man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:02Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:07Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:08:10The criminals.
01:08:12We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:08:17Thanks to me.
01:08:19Congratulations.
01:08:20Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:08:27Are you sure about that?
01:08:29We're the best in the fucking game.
01:08:32You're just some pathetic nobody.
01:08:34What do you know?
01:08:37Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league.
01:08:40But now, it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:08:45Because you have no right to be here.
01:08:52Actually, I do.
01:08:59Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:02Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:09:08I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:09:14Security.
01:09:14Security.
01:09:16This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:09:20Take a look.
01:09:21Judge for yourself.
01:09:29This ticket's legit.
01:09:35I told you.
01:09:36Robin invited me as her.
01:09:39Oh, yeah, I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharp.
01:09:43What did you, Sid Ducer, with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:09:46Not cool, girl.
01:09:47Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:09:51You are pitiful.
01:09:53Just riding everyone's coattails around you, hmm?
01:09:55It's quite despicable.
01:10:01No, you're despicable.
01:10:12Tyler Murray, how dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:10:18A date?
01:10:20Oh, no, don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:10:24I find him incredibly sexy.
01:10:26Can't keep my hands off him.
01:10:29Oh.
01:10:32You know, you could have had a real man.
01:10:34With real money, real power.
01:10:36But instead, you chose a washed-up nobody
01:10:38that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:10:41It can make sense, coach.
01:10:43Wow.
01:10:44You must have a really big...
01:10:48Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster
01:10:51couldn't find a date for the event,
01:10:53so she paid this broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:10:58So sad.
01:10:59You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:04There's no place for a lowly escort.
01:11:11Don't touch her again.
01:11:15Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:11:20He's a total catch.
01:11:21Oh, my God. How can the CFO be so stupid?
01:11:25He was working at a drive-thru three months ago!
01:11:27Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets
01:11:29and you see this greasy old man, you're gonna give him your number?
01:11:33Oh, he has you fooled too, doesn't he?
01:11:35I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:11:38How does a bum like this working at drive-thru on the verge of homelessness
01:11:42get a job as a coach in the league?
01:11:45He's here now. That's irrelevant.
01:11:46Is it?
01:11:47Because the only logical explanation I can think of
01:11:50is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam Omari Gibbs
01:11:53and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:11:58How did you get the job?
01:12:02How did you get the job?
01:12:09Omari and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:12:12What? You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:12:16No way. That's when I played.
01:12:18And I would remember an ugly face like yours.
01:12:20So you're still lying.
01:12:2220 years ago, I was at the top of my game
01:12:24when my wife was murdered and I was left with my infant son.
01:12:29Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:12:35No way. That was his wife?
01:12:37I started drinking.
01:12:38I lost myself in the grief and the guilt.
01:12:41So I walked away from my son
01:12:42because I didn't want the terrible thing to happen to my wife to happen to him.
01:12:47So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger.
01:12:49That's where I ran into Omari.
01:12:54What, now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:12:57I bet he killed his wife
01:13:00and that's why his son got taken away
01:13:01and that's how you end up in a drive-thru.
01:13:08What the fuck?
01:13:17She had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:13:23That's his son, the 2026 MVP, Mars Davis.
01:13:27He is a goat in the making.
01:13:30We've had our differences, but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death.
01:13:35Grace, I'm sorry, I should have called.
01:13:40Mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships.
01:13:47I hate to interrupt this precious family moment, but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife.
01:13:55Talk about my wife one more time.
01:13:57You see?
01:13:58This man is dangerous.
01:14:00Alright, your disgraceful father should be in his cell.
01:14:03Not the biggest basketball event of the year.
01:14:05And after I'm inducted into the Hall of Fame, I'll make sure you never touch a basketball again.
01:14:12You can't do that.
01:14:14Yes, he can.
01:14:18You can't do that.
01:14:20Yes, he can.
01:14:23That's Ben Billings, the owner of the most successful franchise in history, the Scorpions.
01:14:30I wouldn't fuck with him. They're done for.
01:14:32Tyler Murray is one of the most powerful men in this room, and with his silver VIP ticket, he's probably
01:14:39the guest of honor himself.
01:14:41Well, when he tells you to jump, I'd say, how high?
01:14:48I don't jump off the court, especially for small men like you.
01:14:52You are ruining this prestigious event.
01:14:57Security!
01:15:02Remove this man.
01:15:04Get him out of here. Fast food fraud.
01:15:07Ruining everything.
01:15:09You're gonna regret sending me away.
01:15:12Who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders?
01:15:15I'm the most powerful man in this room, girlie.
01:15:21So you better learn to respect me.
01:15:24Oh!
01:15:28You are hilarious, Benjamin.
01:15:30That's Commissioner Roger Gould.
01:15:32If anybody can set the record straight, it's him.
01:15:35You're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe.
01:15:39If you're looking for the most powerful person in this room, look no further than the man in front of
01:15:44you.
01:15:46Hell.
01:15:48He's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league.
01:15:57Hey, Ronnie, are you going senile already?
01:16:00No, are you?
01:16:01You hand-delivered us two VIP silver tickets.
01:16:05You know what? Maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement,
01:16:08because the league's going to shit under your management.
01:16:11And after I get into the Hall of Fame, my first order is gonna be getting you removed.
01:16:16We're moved.
01:16:18You think you're the one being honored here tonight?
01:16:22As long as I have a say,
01:16:25you will never make it into the Hall of Fame.
01:16:31Fine.
01:16:32Then it's Cole.
01:16:33And I taught him everything he knows.
01:16:35And he listens to me.
01:16:36So get ready to bend the fucking knee.
01:16:38Yeah.
01:16:40But you gotta prove you're not useless.
01:16:42Get this old man out of here and I might take it easy on you.
01:16:45You know, Cole's right.
01:16:46If he was the inductee, you would have the power to send me away.
01:16:50You're all right.
01:16:51I don't belong here with you.
01:16:55I belong on that stage.
01:16:57Behind the podium.
01:16:59The only person allowed up there is the legend who's being inducted tonight.
01:17:05You are a self-righteous, self-centered prick.
01:17:09You think that you're getting inducted?
01:17:11They haven't even announced who has the gold ring.
01:17:14You sure about that?
01:17:26That looks like the one and only golden ring.
01:17:29That means he must be the Hall of Fame legend.
01:17:34Holy shit, it's you?
01:17:36Okay.
01:17:37Now you're impersonating the inductee.
01:17:40Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower.
01:17:44I can believe it.
01:17:45He's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own.
01:17:50All right, all right.
01:17:51Where'd you steal this from?
01:17:53Check the name.
01:17:56No, it can't be.
01:18:09Tonight is both my honor and my privilege to induct a legend amongst men into basketball history.
01:18:18Please put your hands together and welcome into the Hall of Fame,
01:18:25Marcel Sniper Wallace.
01:18:44Congratulations.
01:18:45Coach Combo Meals, the fucking sniper?
01:18:47No way.
01:18:49He conned you, Roddy, just like he conned this whole league.
01:18:52Look, I have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season.
01:18:58Is this what you're talking about?
01:19:01I'm not going to confess to rigging games for profit.
01:19:03I signed that as the agreement.
01:19:05You forced me into it.
01:19:06Eh, good enough.
01:19:07I can splice something together.
01:19:09This is blackmail.
01:19:10You won't get away with it.
01:19:12Obviously, this is a setup.
01:19:13He's trying to frame me.
01:19:15Nice try.
01:19:15But Billings was apprehended earlier tonight.
01:19:17And guess what?
01:19:18He squealed like a pig.
01:19:20That's right, Murray.
01:19:21You and Billings have been rigging games right out of the league's nose for years.
01:19:25And that ends now.
01:19:29This is clearly some elaborate scheme to keep you people distracted from the fact that this man isn't who he
01:19:36says he is.
01:19:36I have had just about enough of you.
01:19:39I can prove that Marcel was and is the sniper.
01:19:52This...
01:19:55This is really you?
01:19:57I wanted to tell you sooner, but I wanted you to have your moment.
01:20:03Fuck this!
01:20:05My God, I just killed you instead of your useless wife!
01:20:08All of this would be mine!
01:20:10The championships, the glory, the...
01:20:15You?
01:20:16You accused me of killing my wife, and you know the reason she's dead?
01:20:20Stay back to me, or I will kill him for real!
01:20:24You accused me of killing my wife, and you know the reason she's dead?
01:20:29Stay back to me, or I will kill him for real!
01:20:33No!
01:20:34Dad!
01:20:40No one threatens my son.
01:20:53Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:20:57Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:01Tyler Murray, Cole Duncan.
01:21:03You're under arrest for illegally rigging league games for profit.
01:21:07You set me up, Billingsley!
01:21:09You're a cheater?
01:21:10A fucking murderer?
01:21:12I never should have hired you in the first place!
01:21:16From now on, my money's on tonight.
01:21:21Benny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case against you.
01:21:24And that was before you confessed to killing my wife.
01:21:26It's over, motherfucker.
01:21:28Did you promise you wouldn't say anything?
01:21:30You destroyed my career!
01:21:31I'm gonna fucking kill you!
01:21:33You're all gonna regret this!
01:21:35I'm gonna see every single one of you in court!
01:21:40That's what you did for my family.
01:21:57I am blessed to be here, to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play.
01:22:07But first, I would like to honor Regina Wallace, a mother and a wife taken too soon.
01:22:15But most of all, I'd like to thank my son, Mars.
01:22:19You gave me the courage to take my life back and...
01:22:22I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your old man a second chance.
01:22:26I lost my mom.
01:22:27And my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life.
01:22:50So you've got your holo-themed title now?
01:22:52So what do you need me for?
01:22:58You were two weeks old when your mom was killed.
01:23:02I didn't know what to do.
01:23:04I didn't know how to raise you by myself.
01:23:06I had so much pain and I just wanted it to go away.
01:23:12I needed you.
01:23:16You walked away when I was just a kid.
01:23:18I know.
01:23:20I abandoned you, my son.
01:23:23And I lived in fear and guilt.
01:23:25And I am sorry.
01:23:27I want to believe him.
01:23:29But after a lifetime of empty promises,
01:23:31I'm scared he'll walk away again.
01:23:36These are for you.
01:23:4020 letters.
01:23:43I wrote one every year on your birthday.
01:23:48I never forgot you.
01:23:59I love you.
01:24:03I'm so proud of you.
01:24:07I can't believe the sniper's my dad.
01:24:11There's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:24:15Like how you're hooking up with the CFO of the UBA.
01:24:21Mom would want you to be happy.
01:24:25So do I, I guess.
01:24:34I can't believe I'm dating the sniper.
01:24:41I can't believe I'm dating the sniper.
01:24:43Your son's lucky to have you.
01:24:46I'm lucky one.
01:24:49Hey, Mars.
01:24:52You want to get a burger?
01:24:53I'm glad you're about to get a burger.
01:24:53I'm with you.
01:24:56Bye.
01:24:57Bye.
01:24:57Bye.
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