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00:05SCAMPY IN A BASKET WITH LOTS OF CHIPS, MAYONAZE AND FISH FINGERS.
00:11Oh, hello sailor. Sorry, didn't see you there. I was just practicing my sea shanty.
00:18Two teams of comedians have to find a way out of my cunning escape rooms in the fastest time possible.
00:24That's all in my neck. These escape artists are going head to head across four fantastical worlds.
00:32Where every second counts. Time is ticking.
00:37We know time is ticking. Time is always ticking.
00:39But only one team will crack the clues, beat the clock and escape to be crowned champions.
00:45UI is easier than this. This is The Way Out.
00:50Hello and welcome to The Way Out.
00:53If you've ever thought, I'd love to see a grown adult beg a filing cabinet for all the answers to
00:57their problems,
00:58then congratulations, your oddly specific dreams have just come true.
01:02Oh yes, this is the show that pulls comedians out of their comfort zone
01:08and plonks them into the middle of a supersized escape room.
01:12Yeah, the idea, simple. Find the way out. The rooms, not so much.
01:17I'm in clever Mel Gedroich and the only thing I've been known to escape from is a conversation with Nick
01:23Knowles at the BBC Christmas party.
01:25Joining me across the series are two team captains whose rivalry goes back nearly 20 years.
01:32To my right, Nish Kumar alongside David O'Doherty and Amy Annette.
01:37And to my left, Ed Gamble, who's brought along Lou Sanders and Chloe Petz.
01:44Ed, talk to me. What's the team called and why have you picked Chloe and Lou?
01:48The team's called the Horrid Little Rat People.
01:52We crawl around in walls like horrid little rats, which I think is good for an escape room.
01:56And I've got a tail. A long, slithery tail.
02:02I've picked Chloe because we are a crack escape room team.
02:06We tour together, we do a lot of escape rooms together.
02:09I think Chloe is our strongest player.
02:11That's actually so nice, thank you. No, of course.
02:14I would say I'm pretty fiendish, but there's very little room for whimsy.
02:18Yeah. We're all whimsy and no fiend.
02:22Who worries you whimsy-wise? Louie. Louie.
02:25Now, so we have a pre-established dynamic,
02:29which is I like to do things properly and Lou does her own thing.
02:32Great. So when we do a room together, I think it's going to be fireworks.
02:36If I feel like the quickest way to get something done is to be extremely rude and throw a strop,
02:41I will do that, Mel. Is that right, Chloe?
02:43Yeah, big time. He's putting the horrid and horrid little rat people.
02:46One time you told your wife, who we do escape rooms with, that's enough.
02:51That's enough. Oh, wow.
02:52Yeah. Really? So nice.
02:54To be fair, she was sleeping with someone else in the room.
02:57And I think that's fair enough.
02:59Right. Okay. Nish, what's your team called and who's joining you?
03:04Joining me are Amy Annette and David O'Doherty and we are the Society of the Best Friends.
03:08Oh, nice.
03:11Horrible. Nasty.
03:13Not like that.
03:14Friendship? No.
03:16We are colleagues at best.
03:19Nish, why have you picked Amy to be in your team?
03:21Well, we live together.
03:23Yeah.
03:23So it was the fastest, it was the fastest booking I could make.
03:26And you're saving a bit on the hotel room, aren't you?
03:28Yeah, we're saving a bit on the hotel room.
03:30Amy, life partner.
03:32Life partner.
03:33David, life partner as well.
03:36Thrapple means great friends.
03:38Yeah, Thrapple means three great friends.
03:40David is the wisest person I know.
03:43Jesus Christ.
03:44That's a worry.
03:46Right now, teams, from now on, you are my escape artists.
03:49I've put together a series of elaborate worlds that will test your memory, speed and intellect,
03:54but most importantly, your friendship.
03:56Both teams are going to be competing to escape my tricksy rooms as quickly as possible,
04:01because the total fastest time across the series wins this.
04:06My coveted padlock of prowess.
04:10Oh.
04:11Oh.
04:12It's been guarding my maidenhood all these years.
04:16Wait, what do we win?
04:17Everything.
04:19You win the lock.
04:20Whoa.
04:20Do you want to feel it?
04:21You can touch it, as long as I maintain the grip.
04:23Just touch, just touch, I maintain the grip.
04:26Mel, I'm not going to touch it now, because I'll get to touch it plenty when I take it home.
04:30Oh, he's laid down the glove.
04:32I take back my touch.
04:34Sorry.
04:34I'd like to touch it quite a lot now, actually.
04:36Yeah, yeah, we should touch it.
04:38Your mission is to open up your own fish shop.
04:42You need to staff and stock the shop yourselves before you can find the way out.
04:47Amy and Chloe, you're going to be joining me in the control room to watch the action unfold.
04:52Ed, Lou, Nish, David, off you go.
04:57And good luck.
04:59Nish and I are dear friends and have been for 20 years, but now there is no more friendship.
05:05I'm the more competitive.
05:07Actually, that's not true.
05:08Ed's the more competitive.
05:11In today's mission, our lovely escape artists have one simple task.
05:15Open a fish shop in the fastest time possible.
05:18First up, they'll be hitting the high seas, proper salty air, flappy fish territory, to trawl for the catch of
05:24the day.
05:25Then it's off to the seafood processing plant, where temperatures fluctuate so wildly they'll be clutching their pearls, and not
05:32in a glamorous way.
05:34And finally, our brave little souls will be smuggled into the fish shop itself, where they'll attempt an exit so
05:40dramatic it should come with a health warning.
05:43Remember, the team who find the way out first will be soaring up that leaderboard.
05:50Oh, come on, let's get them in.
05:54Let's do this, Lou.
05:55Captain Burseye and Captain Cutiepie.
05:58I absolutely love escape rooms, I've done so many escape rooms, with Luli in there, the fresh pair of eyes.
06:04This is where it's all going to fall apart.
06:07No, no, it's the other way, it's not a kick, it's a pull open.
06:09We're absolutely the underdogs.
06:11We're the under underdogs.
06:12We're the under underdogs.
06:13Whatever's under the underdogs, we're the under, under that underdog.
06:24Escape artists.
06:26Your mission is simple.
06:29Set sail and don't fail.
06:31You need to find the way out.
06:35Three, two, one.
06:39Go.
06:43Blindfolds off.
06:44Okay, oh no, I do get seasick, I do get seasick.
06:49What's happened?
06:49Take your blindfold off, they've counted us in.
06:52Right, shall I get out the hammock?
06:53That's our first big mission.
06:54I'll help you.
06:55Okay.
06:56It's lucky we both suit orange.
06:58We're in a boat.
06:59Oh yeah.
07:00Get out of the boat.
07:01Oh my god.
07:05I think that's good.
07:06What do we have here?
07:08It says carry the water to the sea.
07:09It is moving a little bit.
07:11Okay.
07:11Where's the sea?
07:12We've got a map here.
07:13We've got it.
07:14Can you feel that?
07:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, I really can.
07:16Oh, the boat's moving.
07:18Okay.
07:18The boat is very much moving.
07:19Oh my goodness me.
07:20I think we have to get out there.
07:23Right.
07:23What's that look like?
07:24Lock in course with steering wheels.
07:26I've never felt more like you and me are in a Weiss Anderson film.
07:31Do you think this is the first thing we do?
07:33It must be.
07:34There's a cup here.
07:36So is this the water?
07:37Is there water in here?
07:41That's water.
07:42Right, okay.
07:43Ah, that's water as well.
07:44Also, smell my hand.
07:45It smells of fish.
07:47Oh no.
07:48Genuinely smells of fish.
07:49And that didn't happen before we were in here.
07:52Yeah.
07:52Right.
07:53Right.
07:53This feels like we've started badly, Luke.
07:55There's a phone there.
07:58I think.
07:59Hello?
08:01Hello?
08:02Bring water to the sea.
08:05Bring water to...
08:06They're not even listening.
08:08We're trying to concentrate.
08:09Can you stop annoying us?
08:10I'm so sorry.
08:12Sorry.
08:12Bring water to the sea.
08:14See this?
08:15Yeah.
08:15Okay.
08:17Yeah, but it says see-through pipe, but...
08:20It goes to here.
08:24Now, have a look at this, Lou.
08:26So we've departed here.
08:27Yeah.
08:28But I don't know how...
08:31Where's this going to be taking us?
08:33What's he found?
08:33Look up, look up, look up.
08:34Look up.
08:35I'm going to throw up.
08:39Oftentimes what will happen is if we're not doing well in an escape room,
08:42I think we've got to look at this from a different angle.
08:44And I'll lie down and I'll look up.
08:46Ed knows to look up.
08:48Oh!
08:50We are the stupidest people.
08:52Yes!
08:54Oh!
08:54Oh, well done, Ed.
08:55Come on, Ed!
08:56I've got an idea.
08:57What?
08:57We drink it and then we pee it.
08:59Pee it into the sea.
09:01Is that right?
09:02Are we peeing?
09:02It's a pee-based task.
09:05Please do not urinate on my set.
09:09Lou, hold this here.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Hold this here.
09:12Okay.
09:13Okay.
09:14Are you okay?
09:14Not really.
09:15Right, okay.
09:16You ready?
09:17Yeah.
09:17Try and catch some of this.
09:19Okay.
09:20Okay.
09:21Okay.
09:22Dave!
09:22Catch the water!
09:24Wait, hang on.
09:25Catch it in the thing and just keep chucking it at the map.
09:27And if they're clever, they'll use the motion of the actual boat rocking to help the water go down.
09:33Okay, no, no, no.
09:34We need to wait till the boat is this way.
09:37Go!
09:37Do it, Nish!
09:39Just a bit!
09:40Here it comes!
09:43Yes!
09:45Yes!
09:46Yes!
09:47You ready?
09:48Yeah.
09:51Yeah, it's full to the grim.
09:52Oh, there you go.
09:55Could you hold this while I take my jacket off?
09:57Yeah, sure.
09:58I wonder if...
10:00Why are you taking your jacket off?
10:02Because I actually feel seasick.
10:04Okay.
10:05She looks a bit green around the gills.
10:07She's on a little pale, hasn't she?
10:09Little bit green.
10:10Oh!
10:11See-through pipe.
10:13Chuck the water on the map.
10:17Don't notice...
10:18Stop rubbing!
10:20Don't need to rub the map.
10:21You don't need to rub the map.
10:23You learned that on day one of Scouts.
10:28Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:31This shit's happening!
10:33I knew it!
10:33We're the smartest men that ever lived!
10:35Now, here's a little bit of science.
10:37The sea is painted with thermochromic paint,
10:39which disappears completely when it touches something warm.
10:42Okay, we've got a full cut.
10:45I'm gonna see if there's any clues on the phone.
10:48Lock in!
10:48Shush, shush, shush.
10:49Lou, shush.
10:50The sea is on the map.
10:52Chloe, don't get arsy from within there.
10:55It crosses me!
10:57It crosses me!
10:58We've done that!
10:58It's fucking soaked!
11:00Yeah!
11:01Oh!
11:03We need to toss more onto it, Lily.
11:06Oh, yeah.
11:06Oh, Lou, come on!
11:08Oh, I have an idea.
11:09What?
11:10Give me the hat.
11:12Sent loads down.
11:15I think we need, yeah, we need a decent amount.
11:17That's good.
11:18Right, will you come in here and have a look with me, Lou?
11:20Yes.
11:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:23Yes, yes, yes!
11:24Okay.
11:25Fishing spot three.
11:27Oh, it's a code for the wheel.
11:29I think it's a code for the wheel.
11:30Yeah.
11:31Each fishing spot has a number on it,
11:33and those numbers, in the correct order, form a code.
11:36Oh, my gosh.
11:37Why don't you just put it straight into the hat?
11:39Well, that's what I'm doing.
11:40No, why don't you just put it straight in the hat from there?
11:42I don't know.
11:43Is that against the spirit of the game?
11:45I don't think it's against the spirit of the game.
11:46I mean, the hat is not holding back.
11:54There we go!
11:56Ending spot.
11:57Fishing spot three.
11:57Yeah, we know fishing spot three.
11:58We need other things.
11:59They keep doing the same sea, but there's a lower sea.
12:01They need to do another sea.
12:02Is this the plan?
12:03This is the plan!
12:04They're gonna run out of water.
12:05Shoe.
12:06Shoe.
12:06They've gone for shoe.
12:08Why is one of your shoes off?
12:10It's soaking in.
12:11I wonder what's happening with Gamble.
12:13Okay.
12:16Don't you get more of these?
12:19We've got fishing spot three over and over.
12:21Yeah, I know.
12:22She gets the water and she just hits the same bit of sea.
12:25Okay, I've got it.
12:27Oh, no.
12:28Not the hands.
12:29What?
12:29No, this is desperation.
12:33Three numbers required.
12:34We haven't found one number currently.
12:37Yeah, I know.
12:38Yeah, yeah.
12:42So a big mistake was removing my shoes early on and filling them with water.
12:48But I need to let you know, I thought this was it.
12:51I thought we'll be finished in a minute.
12:54Ed, stroppy, but luckily...
12:56You could avoid using the word stroppy.
12:57That would be fantastic.
12:58Okay.
12:58That's a stroppy thing to say.
13:06Yeah.
13:06Our teams are on a mission to open the fish shop.
13:09But before any fishy business can begin, they must work out what on earth these numbers mean on the map.
13:14Or be forever lost at sea.
13:24Is there any other containers?
13:26Yeah, there's a container.
13:28Oh, yeah.
13:28The coat.
13:29Because also the coat's waterproof.
13:30Time is ticking.
13:32We know time is ticking!
13:33Time's always ticking!
13:34Do you want to say hello to Nish?
13:36Have a little word?
13:38Just say hello.
13:38That'll cheer him up.
13:40Hello, everybody.
13:41Do we have anything else?
13:42Hey, Amy.
13:44David, I'm worried that this is going so badly.
13:45Amy's going to end our relationship.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Amy, don't break up with him!
13:50Oh, no.
13:50Remember how rich I am, Amy!
13:52He's my emergency contact.
13:54Oh, that's a worry.
13:56Let's just try and guess some numbers.
13:58Wait, your current plan is to count from one to 999?
14:02Yes!
14:02No, I know it's magic water, but you're throwing it over the same bit every time.
14:06No, I know.
14:07It really is a sign of madness.
14:10There's a pocket in the front of this.
14:12That can't be the solution.
14:13Yeah, this is it!
14:14What's he doing?
14:15Oh, no.
14:16Knock down the trousers.
14:17How have we already got them with their trousers off?
14:21You thought you could outfox the escape room?
14:24I don't think so!
14:27Oh, David's broken.
14:28This is the first ribbon you don't have any shoes or trousers!
14:39Fishing spot three.
14:41Yes!
14:42Five.
14:43Okay, we need one more number.
14:45It's over there, isn't it?
14:47Down here.
14:49Six.
14:50Three, six.
14:51Where's the other one?
14:52We've got three, we've got five, we've got six.
14:55But that's a...
14:55Who'd you put it in here?
14:57Yeah.
14:57Well done team.
14:58You have the code that you need.
15:00I don't think we do have the code, but...
15:02We have the code.
15:03Um, three, six, five.
15:04So, turn that three times.
15:07But I...
15:07I do need a second.
15:09You can do one.
15:10I think...
15:11There's fish flying at the...
15:13Three, six, five.
15:15I feel alive.
15:18Five!
15:19Five!
15:21Boom.
15:22That's the way forward.
15:23Six, five, three.
15:24I think we've got the numbers right.
15:27You know, QI is easier than this.
15:29Yeah.
15:29I'll just say that.
15:30What's gonna happen?
15:32Don't know, but we've locked in a course now.
15:34I'm just worried about moving forward, because this is taking a long time.
15:38Okay, maybe we've put them in in the wrong order.
15:40We've put them in the wrong order.
15:49Come on, Tim.
15:50Is there another button here or somewhere?
15:52Do I have to take off more clothes?
15:54Is that what you people want?
15:55I wonder if we've tried all of them, but the right one at this stage.
15:59Nish, that's five.
16:00You're going the wrong way.
16:01Hang on, hang on.
16:01Six, three.
16:02The six and the three in the wrong order, okay.
16:05Okay.
16:05Six, three, five.
16:06We're in.
16:07Thank fuck for that.
16:09Hats to bow open.
16:12Trousers back on, please.
16:13Do I have to put my trousers back on?
16:15That's what three-year-olds say.
16:18Okay.
16:19Okay.
16:19There we go.
16:20Wow.
16:20Cruel under there.
16:22Right.
16:22Get in there, Luli.
16:23Oh my God, finally.
16:24Wow.
16:25This is cool.
16:26This is cool.
16:26This is very cool.
16:28Whoa.
16:29The Atlantic.
16:31Down.
16:31Up.
16:32Right.
16:32Left.
16:32I do have a feeling, Luli.
16:34Yeah.
16:34That someone's going to have to get in this harness.
16:36Okay, great.
16:37Okay.
16:38Minimum catch, 60 kg.
16:40They've got to start fishing, guys.
16:42But in what way are they going to actually fish?
16:45That's the question.
16:45That's good.
16:46You look lovely.
16:47Dead.
16:48Oh, yeah.
16:51I'm king of the world.
16:53Okay.
16:54It's the first time you've put me in a harness, isn't it?
16:56And I'll say that until you...
16:59Imagine if it was a tragic accident, Tara.
17:02Imagine me at the funeral just trying to explain...
17:06Should I just jump off?
17:07I think you've got to jump off.
17:08So, look.
17:09Here, minimum catch, 60 kg, right?
17:12So, we've got to get that scale up to 60.
17:15Ta-da!
17:17I wouldn't have jumped off with such sort of ferocity, Lou, to be honest.
17:20I asked Lou what her workout regime was one time and she said it was jumping.
17:24Well, we...
17:25Up.
17:26Up.
17:26I need up.
17:27Up.
17:27I need up.
17:28Okay.
17:29I need up.
17:30I'm trying to up you.
17:31I just want to have a bit of fun with you first.
17:35Okay?
17:37Once again, time is ticking.
17:40Mish, I'm looking at your ass.
17:41You're not giving me a lot of up to me.
17:43Fucking hell, I am upside down.
17:45Should we see what's down?
17:46Yeah.
17:47Yeah, go on.
17:48Now, Ed has got to use the levers as if she's a little wiggly worm to get her down to
17:53the fish.
17:54I've not done this before.
17:59We seem to have now moved off the Wes Anderson film into very low budget Mission Impossible remake.
18:06Maybe you need to put me in here first.
18:08Yeah.
18:09And then, and then I get in the other thing.
18:12Would you mind getting out of the net, please?
18:14I don't think that was what we were supposed to do.
18:16No, I'd imagine what we might be supposed to do, Lou, is I've got a fish here.
18:20Yeah.
18:20Should we see what happens when you put a fish in?
18:23Yeah.
18:27Okay.
18:27I'm not sure it's that.
18:28Oh, my penis and testicles.
18:32Oh, this is one of the UK's most respected satirists.
18:37And you do this to them.
18:39My feet!
18:39My feet!
18:40My feet!
18:41Why is he so upside down?
18:44Now, Lou, do you think there's fish on the floor?
18:46Do you want to go and catch some fish?
18:47Oh, go on then.
18:48Okay.
18:48They're onto it.
18:50Anything down there, Lou Lee?
18:52Where's bubble wrap?
18:54Oh, it's a message about pollution.
18:58Left.
18:59No, that's left!
19:01Don't left!
19:06David's not doing anything!
19:08Move the levers, David!
19:10Okay, how many fish do we have?
19:12You haven't got any!
19:13Now, lower me down.
19:15Okay, here we go.
19:16Lower you down.
19:17Nish!
19:18Fish!
19:18Nish!
19:19Fish!
19:19I mean, at least they're fishing with a pole.
19:22This is it.
19:22Sustainable.
19:23Sustainable fishing.
19:23It's all good.
19:24I'm going to move you to the right.
19:26This can't be the...
19:27This is the way to do it.
19:28Oh!
19:29No!
19:29Other way!
19:29Other way!
19:31There's an old rope!
19:34Oh my god!
19:36Oh, there's a body!
19:37There's a human body?
19:38There's a dead body.
19:39Is there really?
19:40Okay, can you pick it up?
19:42It's a big old fish.
19:44Okay, so it's not a dead body.
19:46She's got it!
19:47She's got a fish!
19:48Yes, yes, yes.
19:48Yes!
19:50Right, I'm hoisting you up, Lou.
19:52Oh god!
19:55Okay.
19:56No, no, no!
19:57Oh no!
19:58No!
19:59No!
20:00Back down she goes.
20:02That's how she goes.
20:03Oh no!
20:04Yeah.
20:04Let me back down.
20:09Ed!
20:10It's heavy!
20:11Oh my gosh.
20:12Come on, get your big fish.
20:13Oh my gosh.
20:14Have you got it, Lou?
20:14Yeah, go!
20:15Right, don't just chuck it in.
20:17I'll get you right close to it.
20:18Good, they're working together.
20:20Are you okay, Lou?
20:21You're making some quite bad noises.
20:23Quick, quick, quick, quick.
20:25Quick.
20:26Oh no!
20:27You got it?
20:29Yes!
20:30Yes!
20:30Okay, Lou, I've got some bad news.
20:32What?
20:33That was a third of what we have to do.
20:36Okay.
20:3720 ruddy kilos.
20:38Right, she's done it once, she can do it again.
20:40Oh wait!
20:41There's something here!
20:42Up?
20:42Lift me up, yeah.
20:43Okay.
20:44Oh my god!
20:46Oh my god!
20:47Okay, Nish, I'm going over.
20:48Come on!
20:49Keep going!
20:50Keep going!
20:50Yeah!
20:52Yes!
20:54Well done, Nish.
20:55Well done, Nish.
20:57Yes!
20:57Yes!
20:57Okay, have a little rummage round, but there might be something else.
21:00I found something else.
21:01You've got it.
21:02Don't let me down now, Nish.
21:04Oh god!
21:04Babe, I found the fish.
21:06Where do you want to go?
21:08Hang on, move me back!
21:09Move me back!
21:09These poor men.
21:10That's what I'm thinking, too.
21:12And now we're going to the right.
21:13Nish, get that big lad in.
21:16Ah!
21:17Bye!
21:18Got it.
21:18Brilliant.
21:19We're going to the basket.
21:21Are you okay?
21:22You're making some quite bad noises.
21:23I'm getting into the sea life.
21:25She's got the technique now, she's got the technique.
21:27Definitely get it in.
21:28Yeah, well done.
21:29Okay, you've probably got one more, Lou.
21:31Where do you think it's going to be?
21:32Well done, guys.
21:33Yeah, well done, guys.
21:34Well done.
21:35I've given a little bit of stick, but I'm very proud of them.
21:37Is there any way that I could be slightly further down?
21:40You need longer arms.
21:43Here we go, we're going up.
21:44Yeah, go up.
21:45Go up.
21:46Yeah, we're going up.
21:47Keep going up.
21:47Here we go, get it in.
21:49Yeah!
21:50What's happened?
21:51Well done, guys.
21:52You're up to 60 kilograms.
21:54I'm bringing you back.
21:54I wish we'd flotted that from the beginning.
21:56Yes!
21:57So they've pulled in enough fish.
21:58The walkway rises.
22:00Ah!
22:01You found it?
22:02I'm right on the money here.
22:03Well done, mate.
22:05A legendary fisherman.
22:06Up we go.
22:09Hey, Lou, I thought that catfish was going to be a really fit woman.
22:15Well done, mate.
22:17Come on, they've got the green lights.
22:20Whoa!
22:22Sometimes when you do stuff on TV, you're worried, did that look cool?
22:25Just to let you know, at every point in that, I was thinking this is the coolest fish has ever
22:31looked.
22:32They need to get to the walkway.
22:34Okay, so sit down, one right behind the other at the back of the cage.
22:38Pull your knees up in front and hold your arms.
22:42Okay, you out?
22:43Yeah.
22:44She looks quite sort of oily, doesn't she?
22:46I think they are very slimy.
22:47What do you think this is, by the way?
22:48It's very moisturising.
22:50Yeah, it looks nice.
22:52Nice!
22:53It's quite slippy.
22:55It seems to be covered in lube.
22:56Oh no, we're not the lube fishermen.
22:59Okay, so they both get in.
23:00They're in.
23:01And then what?
23:01When the teams assume the upright position, the cage will lower and tip them out.
23:08You really get to know your colleagues on this show, don't you?
23:16I'm thinking we're going straight into a genuine pool of water.
23:20That, I will say, was the safest I felt the entire time.
23:23Just snuggled up inside DoD.
23:25Top, bottom.
23:26So I guess that's that mystery song.
23:34The teams have completed their fishing trip, and now the scales are about to tip as they
23:38reel themselves into the fish processing plant.
23:56That was so fun!
23:59Oh, there is a smell of jizz.
24:03Or it's fish.
24:04It's fish jizz.
24:06We're in the fish jizz room.
24:08The oyster rules.
24:09Put on your mask, wear gloves at all times.
24:11Be very careful.
24:12It stinks of fish in here, doesn't it?
24:13It stinks of fish, yeah.
24:14It's very erotic.
24:16There's salt there, Luli.
24:17Yeah.
24:18There's oysters there.
24:19But what do we have to do?
24:21Okay.
24:29How did that happen?
24:31How did that happen?
24:32Okay, let's stand away from the lube.
24:34Okay, can you work this out?
24:36Okay, it says danger liquid nitrogen.
24:38Avoid contact with eyes, head, shoulders, knees and toes.
24:41Cool box is filled with liquid nitrogen, which is minus 196 degrees C.
24:47Oh my gosh.
24:48Place frozen items here.
24:51So should we put...oh, I see what's going to happen.
24:54What?
24:54So these are frozen items, Luli.
24:56Oh, they're frozen!
24:58What do you think this means?
25:00Babes, I have no idea.
25:02Yeah.
25:02We've got some coiled wire.
25:04Yeah.
25:05Okay, and there's an enter password thing here.
25:07Okay, great.
25:08Well done.
25:09I wonder what's going to happen if we put these in here.
25:12Pop it in, pop it in, pop it in.
25:15Oh, I think they're going to change to numbers.
25:17Oh, yeah.
25:20Yes, Ed, it's happening.
25:22The rubber bands have got a kind of memory, and when you dunk them in warm water, they unravel to
25:27go back to their original shape.
25:30It's clever stuff, science.
25:32Oh, wow.
25:33Ah!
25:34Something's happening.
25:36What's happening?
25:36Something cool.
25:37I'll pop them all in and see what happens.
25:39Pop them all in?
25:40Yeah.
25:43Okay, love this.
25:45Oh, they're opening up.
25:46Okay.
25:46This is good stuff.
25:48This is good stuff.
25:49This is entertainment now.
25:51This is brilliant.
25:52Love this for us.
25:53It's a bit of fun, last time I checked.
25:55Oh, it might be numbers.
25:56Oh, it's a word.
25:57It's a word.
25:58A-U-N-T.
26:00Each of the four rubber bands will unravel to form a different letter.
26:03Those four letters spell the name of a fish.
26:08Aunt.
26:09Aunt.
26:10A-U-N-T.
26:12Tuna.
26:12Tuna, you idiot.
26:13Enter password.
26:14Aunt, here, look.
26:15Oh, yeah, brilliant.
26:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:16I think I've sussed this.
26:18A-U-N-T.
26:19I think I know how to do it now.
26:21Okay, it wasn't A-U-N-T.
26:23Why do you think it's aunt?
26:25Okay, so it's not aunt.
26:26It's not aunt.
26:27Right.
26:29What have we not tried?
26:31A-U-N-T.
26:33Tuna.
26:34Tuna.
26:34Tuna-ness!
26:35We went all in on aunt.
26:36Yeah.
26:36Where are we?
26:38A fish shop.
26:39Yeah.
26:40Tuna.
26:41Yeah.
26:42Gotcha.
26:42Oh, they've got tuna.
26:44They've got tuna.
26:45I came up with that, Lou.
26:46You say it.
26:47Sorry, I was going on.
26:47You say it.
26:48No, we got it.
26:49Tuna, good shout, Lou.
26:50No, no, no.
26:51Come on, come on, come on.
26:53Yay!
26:54Hallelujah!
26:55There we go.
26:56Oh, they're the masks.
26:57There's your beloved masks.
26:58You were talking about.
26:59The mask smells really bad.
27:01There's oyster shuckers.
27:02We've got to shuck oysters, baby.
27:04Oh, no.
27:05Okay, good.
27:05They've found shucking knives and masks and also gloves.
27:09I reckon we shuck the oysters.
27:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:11And that gives us the third code.
27:13The oysters have a code in them.
27:14Inside them.
27:16Now, Lou.
27:17Yeah.
27:18Have you ever shucked before?
27:19No.
27:20Should I go around?
27:21As far as I remember with the old shucking.
27:22Yeah.
27:23You can get in the back.
27:24There's a hinge there and then you just do that.
27:26Is it?
27:27Oh, they're pearls.
27:28There's pearls, Lou.
27:29Oh, my God.
27:30Do you think we eat them?
27:31We can't eat them.
27:33And then in our shits are disinformation.
27:37Right.
27:38Okay.
27:38I think they're losing time here.
27:40They've got to go, go, go.
27:40Come on.
27:41They've got to catch up.
27:42Oh, look.
27:43There's pearls in these.
27:45Do you reckon we throw them in?
27:46Well, nothing seems to be happening.
27:47I also, I cannot see anything.
27:52Nish!
27:53There's something hidden on your mask.
27:54What does it say?
27:57I think it might be it's N-A-C-L.
28:01That's, uh...
28:02Is there something?
28:03N-A-C-L is salt.
28:04N-A-C-L is sodium chloride,
28:06a.k.a. salt.
28:08Yeah.
28:08Ah, something's coming up in your mask.
28:11What?
28:12Oh, in yours as well?
28:13Yeah.
28:13You've got, like, a mountain with crosses on.
28:16David, there's something in the salt that we need to find.
28:18Come on.
28:19Go, go, go, go, go.
28:20Nish, there's something here.
28:22Yeah!
28:22Yes!
28:24There we go.
28:25Yes!
28:25Right.
28:26Oh, then you put it on the...
28:27Pearl light.
28:28Lou, pearl light.
28:28Yeah, pearl light.
28:30So now we shine on our pearls.
28:30Yeah, on our pearls.
28:32We got it.
28:32We found the torch.
28:33Let us out.
28:34Open the door.
28:36Okay, this is important.
28:37Bit of science.
28:38When they shine the UV light on the pearls, they will change colour.
28:41Wow.
28:42Okay.
28:43Oh my God, it's great.
28:44So this is the code for the door.
28:46Look, red, blue.
28:46Oh, right.
28:46Okay, so how many...
28:47We count...
28:48Yeah.
28:48How many...
28:49We've got one, two, three...
28:51This won't open.
28:53Okay, there's a red, a blue.
28:56It's red, blue, green.
29:02What's David doing?
29:05That was a bad idea.
29:09Okay, put them together.
29:10Yeah.
29:10Three red.
29:11Yeah.
29:13One white that I can see.
29:15And what's this one, blue?
29:16Blue.
29:17Ooh, Nish, maybe it's the number of reds, blues and yellow.
29:20But I don't understand, what's the pearl light supposed to show us?
29:24The colour of the pearls.
29:25Whoa, okay.
29:27Yeah.
29:27Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
29:30We've got three red pearls.
29:33Four blue pearls.
29:35Yeah.
29:35And one yellow pearl.
29:37So wait.
29:38Input the deets.
29:40Three.
29:43Oh, Jesus.
29:44Oh, David, what's he done?
29:47He's not making things easier for himself.
29:49Four blue, did you say?
29:50Okay, ready?
29:51I don't know what's going to happen now.
29:52One white.
29:53Oh, there you go.
29:54Yes.
29:54Oh, look, he's got a green light.
29:56Yes.
29:56That's my boy.
29:57My friend is so talented.
29:59One.
30:00Yes!
30:01We're in a green light.
30:02Now they need to get into that crate, both of them, because then they're going to be transported
30:05to the fish shop.
30:06Oh, yes.
30:06Start transport after hatch is closed.
30:09Yeah.
30:09We have to press that.
30:10Are you ready?
30:10Yeah.
30:12Ah!
30:13Sorry.
30:14Okay, something is happening.
30:15Look, they're moving.
30:16What?
30:16They're moving.
30:17Ugh, what's that red?
30:19It's just blood coming out of me.
30:25I think we just wait this out.
30:33Get out, get out, get out, get out.
30:35Go, go, go, go, go.
30:36And they're in the fish shop.
30:38Boom.
30:39You're on the home stretch, gang.
30:44To blow the door to the way out, they'll need a closer look at that fish tank and a peek
30:48inside that ominous-looking crate.
30:50But first, a skin-crawling task awaits.
30:54Oh, there's maggots on the floor!
30:55No, there's maggots!
30:57There's maggots on the floor.
30:58Floor maggots!
30:59How is it possible to be this slippy?
31:02Okay.
31:03Here we are.
31:04Okay.
31:05In a room.
31:10Why is he so slippy?
31:11I don't think-
31:12Why is Nish not slipping?
31:14Extra long prawns, a load of pollocks, winkle pickers, cod almighty, holy crab.
31:19Oh, I'm so sorry, I burp when I'm nervous.
31:21Who keeps belching?
31:23Okay, we've got masks, we've got a hair dryer.
31:25Okay, how to-
31:26We've got how to blow maggots.
31:28Flying maggots.
31:30Okay.
31:31The maggot blower.
31:32The maggot blower.
31:33So let's get the maggot blower.
31:34Have you ever blown a maggot?
31:37So you need to blow these maggots.
31:39I'm not getting involved.
31:54They're just drying each other.
31:56Okay.
31:57Right.
31:57What are we doing?
32:01They have to put the blower near the top of the tube but on the outside.
32:05Negative pressure is therefore created and then the maggots fly out of the tube.
32:09It's clever stuff.
32:10That's tough now.
32:11No.
32:11No.
32:12Should we try this?
32:13Yeah.
32:15Not down the tube.
32:16At least though it is green.
32:17They've got to do it just on the outside near the top.
32:21Ah!
32:22Ah!
32:24This isn't even the worst thing that's happened today.
32:31Oh!
32:32Oh!
32:34I don't love this!
32:36Yeah.
32:36By the way gang, not real maggots.
32:38They're dried crayfish.
32:39So rest easy.
32:41Does it say anything in there Luke?
32:44Yeah.
32:45Yeah.
32:46Yeah.
32:46Yeah.
32:47Stop a minute.
32:47Stop a minute.
32:49Ass.
32:49This one says ass.
32:50Oh good.
32:51They've got ass.
32:52Brilliant.
32:53Okay.
32:54What do we have?
32:55Ass is written here.
32:58A B is written here.
32:59Yeah.
33:00And S E is written here.
33:02So what could this be?
33:04Oh I got it.
33:04I got it.
33:05I got it.
33:05I got it.
33:05S E.
33:07Sea bass.
33:08Sea bass.
33:08Well done.
33:09Sea bass.
33:10Sea bass.
33:12Sea bass.
33:13Okay.
33:14So.
33:15Winkle pickers, cod, holy crab, skate something ice, a load of pollux, extra long prawns.
33:19Can you see any sea bass?
33:21Sea bass.
33:23Can you see sea bass anywhere?
33:25Turn your head.
33:26Turn the head.
33:27Turn the head.
33:28No.
33:29Like, is that what we're looking for?
33:31Right up.
33:32Come on.
33:32Right up.
33:33Up, up, up, up, up.
33:34Sea bass is the message in the base of this thing.
33:36Okay.
33:38Sea bass.
33:40Oh.
33:46Captain Countdown over here.
33:48Hmm.
33:49Played the wordle and worked out that it was sea bass.
33:52But then we had no clue what to do about the sea bass.
33:55Lou's on good form at this point.
33:57Lou's on good form at this point.
33:57I'm coming back to life and you do need me alive.
34:06The teams are floundering towards the exit.
34:09Ed and Lou are swimming ahead.
34:10But will Nish and David find their sea legs in time?
34:17I enjoyed this.
34:18We'll just do this again.
34:25Uh, no.
34:26Sea bass.
34:27Catch of the day, sea bass.
34:28Here we go.
34:28There's a number on there.
34:30Yeah.
34:31Maybe this is the code for this thing.
34:33Do you see what I mean?
34:34Good.
34:35Gosh, she's being smart.
34:37Catch of the day, sea bass.
34:3869, 22.
34:40Which, can you see anything that we could plug that into?
34:43Oh, Nish.
34:44There's a combination lock here.
34:46Oh yeah, here we go.
34:47So this is 69, 22, right?
34:4969, 22.
34:51Nice, isn't it?
34:52When you're just skating around on dead maggots.
34:58Right, we've got this off.
34:59Oh, well done.
35:00I've got to say.
35:01So we need to get a litre of boiling bloody fish water.
35:04Yeah.
35:05And pour it into the correct container.
35:06So when this is full, that's one litre.
35:10Oh my God.
35:12Oh, the blood comes out.
35:19It's full, it's full.
35:20Are you sure?
35:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:23Oh, that's awful.
35:25That is awful stuff.
35:27That is bad stuff.
35:29Don't like it.
35:31Right.
35:32So when they empty the fish tank, they'll reveal red stingrays.
35:36Several of them, which is another code.
35:38Okay.
35:38So we've got a full litre of bloody fish water here, right?
35:41So we've got to put this in.
35:43Bloody fish water in the kettle.
35:45Cattle on.
35:46Okay.
35:46Okay.
35:46I get the sense that in order to turn it on, we need a key that is in whatever the
35:51last
35:51combination lock is.
35:53Oh, I see.
35:54Okay, great.
35:55So we need a handle for the power, right?
35:58It's not anything to do with this, is it?
36:02Oh, Nish.
36:03There's some information written here.
36:06Each swim their own course.
36:08Yeah.
36:08Okay.
36:09So there's a cop padlock on this thing.
36:11Just call out the directions it points in.
36:14Left.
36:14Yeah.
36:15Up.
36:16Yeah.
36:17Down.
36:18Yeah.
36:19Right.
36:19It's not working.
36:20Maybe there's a button that you need to press.
36:21To reset?
36:22Yeah.
36:23Give me a go here.
36:25Okay.
36:25Left.
36:26Up.
36:26Down.
36:27Right.
36:27Yes!
36:29Okay.
36:30There's a huge block of ice here and gloves, goggles and two ice picks.
36:35They need to do this because the lever, which is missing, is actually within the ice.
36:40We've really lost our sense of urgency.
36:42We have, but you know, there's absolutely no chance that we're winning.
36:45So let's just try and enjoy it and have fun, hey?
36:49A lobster?
36:50We could use a lobster as a handle.
36:51Time is ticking.
36:53They need to absolutely catch up now and speed up.
36:56That's got a padlock on, so at some point we'll be able to do that.
36:59We'll do that later, I imagine.
37:01Is there something in the empty fish tank?
37:03Oh yeah, I see.
37:04We were looking for the handle, Mel.
37:05Oh, see, this is how he gets.
37:08No.
37:09Left.
37:09Up.
37:10Down.
37:10Right.
37:11Oh, where's the...
37:11Have we spotted?
37:12Left.
37:15Okay.
37:15Can you read out the directions for me again?
37:17I'd love to, Teddy.
37:19Okay.
37:20Left.
37:21Up.
37:23Down.
37:24Right.
37:25Sing it with me.
37:27There we go, we're in.
37:27Well done.
37:28Way.
37:30Right, what have they got inside the box?
37:32Whoa!
37:34We need to smash open with the hammer!
37:36Yes!
37:36Okay, first things first, Luke.
37:38Safety!
37:39Safety first!
37:41What are we like?
37:42Escaping.
37:43What do we prefer?
37:43Safety.
37:44Safety.
37:45They needed this.
37:45This is good.
37:46This will get rid of some of his anger.
37:48There's the handle.
37:48There's the handle for the thingy.
37:52Oh yeah!
37:53Yes!
37:54It's coming away!
37:59Yes!
37:59This is a laugh!
38:01This is a laugh!
38:03This is a laugh!
38:04Who are you thinking about when you're smashing it?
38:07Myself!
38:08Hey, Ed, it's nice to break the ice with you.
38:11Oh, that's good stuff, actually.
38:20Right, come on, Ed.
38:23Ah!
38:26Ah!
38:27Ah!
38:28Ah!
38:29Ah!
38:29Ah!
38:30Ah!
38:31Ah!
38:32Ah!
38:32Ah!
38:33Oh my God!
38:35They've got it.
38:36They've got the lever.
38:37Okay, I've got it!
38:38I've got it!
38:38It's coming away!
38:39Ah!
38:39You did it!
38:41Ah!
38:42You're tedious!
38:43Ah!
38:44He's going to sleep well tonight, isn't he?
38:46Definitely.
38:47Did it come out?
38:54Oh, that's very nice.
38:57I feel like I've just buried a body.
39:01Okay, this is to turn the kettle on.
39:03Oh, yeah.
39:03Are you kidding me?
39:06Why can't we just turn the kettle on like a normal human being?
39:08Oh, there's anger there.
39:10Ah!
39:11Yes!
39:12Boil up the kettle.
39:14Let's have a kettle of blood.
39:18Boil the fish blood were his last words.
39:20He died the way he lived.
39:22Screaming borderline incomprehensible things.
39:26What happened?
39:28Okay.
39:29Okay.
39:29Okay.
39:29This thing is now on.
39:30The kettle is now ready for use.
39:32Oh, yeah.
39:33So the green light means it's piping hot and ready to go into the container.
39:37That's hot water.
39:39Well done.
39:40Here we go.
39:41That's hot!
39:41That's hot!
39:42I see, I see, I see.
39:43Get one litre of boiling, bloody fish water and pour into the correct container.
39:54Okay, pour into the correct container.
39:56Correct.
39:57Here?
39:57Yeah.
39:59Whoa.
40:00Pour it in.
40:01Here we go.
40:03This is quite stressful.
40:06Nice water tap.
40:07Okay.
40:07Ready?
40:08Yeah.
40:10Is that it?
40:12Oh.
40:14Right, gang.
40:14You need to stand back for this bit.
40:16This is a little bit of science.
40:18Lish, I've got this.
40:20Turn the tap on.
40:22Come on!
40:23Put it through the blue ring.
40:25Oh!
40:25Okay.
40:31Run, run, run.
40:34Push the button, push the button.
40:44There's nobody, and I can't stress this enough, nobody, I would rather have been lost in a fish-themed maze
40:50with than this man.
40:51There is absolutely no chance we won that.
40:53If we won, then they need to be medically tested.
40:57Yeah.
40:58For slowness.
40:59Yes.
41:00It is, of course, crunch time.
41:02We want to see who reeled in results and who flapped about on the sand until the tide went back
41:07out.
41:08And I can tell you the time difference between the teams is only 2 minutes 55 seconds.
41:15Are you kidding me?
41:16Wow!
41:17I'm going to start with Nisha's team, the Society of the Best Friends.
41:21You found the way out in 49 minutes 33 seconds.
41:26Wow!
41:26Yes.
41:27I can tell you, you took 46 minutes and 38 seconds.
41:33Yeah, we won.
41:34Ah!
41:35Yes!
41:38Luke, your seasickness, you did look a little bit green around the gills.
41:42We were worried about you.
41:43We were worried about you.
41:44Not all of us were worried because, frankly, it's the most fun I had in the game.
41:49I consider myself to be quite gnarly, but I was in that room for about 30 seconds and I thought,
41:54I'm really peaky.
41:56The idea of this, though, was to fall over as many times as possible, though, wasn't it?
42:01Oh, sorry, have I got this completely wrong?
42:02And stay down.
42:03There was a moment where you were, like, slipping on a floor that wasn't slippery.
42:07Yeah.
42:07And what was happening is you were self-lubing the floor in front of you.
42:10Yeah.
42:10I don't think either of us fell over at any point.
42:12We were absolutely covered in KY jelly.
42:17Well, sadly, that's it for today.
42:18I've had a lovely time, thank you so much.
42:20On the next episode of The Way Out, our players attempt the heist of the century at the iconic Louvre
42:27Museum.
42:27Can Nish's team claw back the lead or are they about to add an art robbery disaster to their growing
42:32list of regrets?
42:34Join me next time to find out.
42:36See you soon.
42:37Wahey!
42:38Well done, gang.
42:39David!
42:59We'll see you soon.
43:00We'll see you soon.
43:00Bye.
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