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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20How's really ruining my house for a room?
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:50C-C-C-K
00:00:54I still love this school podcast
00:00:57Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:13Ah!
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Mia, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40It's okay
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frown lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:07Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:14Those highlights
00:03:18A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:27When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:37You've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson!
00:04:09He was trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student
00:04:36She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15A shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That's acid
00:05:21Don't-
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:27What?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:32Ah!
00:05:33Ah!
00:05:34Ah!
00:05:34Ah!
00:05:37These are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you-
00:05:54Look-
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little Miss-
00:06:20St-st-stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass twelfth grade
00:06:28What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:52Let's see what this does to yours
00:07:00Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:03No!
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:12Freak science accident
00:07:14Blame chemistry
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:35I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:38Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:49What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:51Stop! Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will
00:07:56Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:03Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel?
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27High school bucket list item number 4
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45They lost out to after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:49I did
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much
00:08:55And I love you
00:08:56Come here
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes
00:08:59But we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you
00:09:02Let's get you right
00:09:09Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia honestly
00:09:13Who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits
00:09:17The outcasts
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:20Plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it!
00:09:28Wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die slutty spears
00:09:31Well!
00:09:32Since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41Okay
00:09:42Okay
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor?
00:09:52What the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con!
00:10:04You already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this
00:10:09Together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together!
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:30Aw Mr. Oliver
00:10:31If you fail again you won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34Or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:46The answers are
00:10:48A, C, C, B
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later
00:10:53You're right
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong
00:11:01I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06He wasted
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:12See ya later, Misty
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, you here?
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah!
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Where are your necklace?
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow!
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:02Hmm
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year
00:12:16So I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody
00:12:23And she gets rewarded for it
00:12:25That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:51Is...
00:12:53I'm sorry
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:00She...
00:13:01God
00:13:01Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:38Well, if you could help me ace this test, I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:13If I don't take her on now, I'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too
00:14:39Since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well, great
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:09Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, Neepaz! Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning
00:15:30King
00:15:31Can't wait to have me back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow
00:15:35But uh, show us best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Is your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:04No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia
00:16:36Damn, yeah, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:41How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:45I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The hotel wants us together
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56GONDER
00:17:01Mia, your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Go, go, go, go, go
00:17:08Goodbye, stop drooling, go over there
00:17:09Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go go
00:17:14Use cotton
00:17:14Bye
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye
00:17:17Mia
00:17:18We really need to talk
00:17:21About that kiss
00:17:25where'd you learn how to do that college science majors are sluttier than you think
00:17:30uh you hook up with college guys no but i will one day my magic eight ball said so
00:17:39so you can predict the future actually i'm from the future right it's my secret superpower
00:17:46so well i hope that there's another run for us in our future somewhere where there's less
00:17:54interruptions connor i don't really kiss people unless i'm dating them and it's not like you
00:18:01want to date me so actually about that well let's just focus on uh beating jess and we can talk
00:18:08about
00:18:08all the kiss stuff later yeah connor might be my forever crush but he's also a forever playboy
00:18:15at least that's what the rumors say fine yeah look for your information the next best opportunity
00:18:24to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off so we could team up
00:18:32wait do you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:37you could run this school if you wanted to yeah you're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through wait you're not seriously thinking about
00:18:53answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad you will wish you were dead still want to do
00:19:02this
00:19:04why not baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:11ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:22what are you talking about you don't look the part yet nita
00:19:26let us help you out
00:19:38later loser
00:19:41let me guess just a bitch strikes again
00:19:44well i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to go curse her
00:19:49thanks for the thought kate but i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52never gonna have to give you an edge something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:58meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00why
00:20:01because i'm gonna turn you into a sexy nerdy baking queen
00:20:09how are you
00:20:11how are you
00:20:11where's your baking buddy god mom
00:20:13did she chicken out last night
00:20:19all right
00:20:21may i present to you your future girlfriend
00:20:24i mean
00:20:26this year's bake-off hbic
00:20:28mia watkins
00:20:30yes
00:20:32yeah you look
00:20:33like a fucking try hard
00:20:36overdressed much
00:20:37come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:38like i was saying
00:20:40you look gorgeous
00:20:42high school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44flirt like a hot girl
00:20:45look who's talking
00:20:47chef
00:20:48ready to win
00:20:50stop putting on a show
00:20:52this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:53who the hell do you think you are mia
00:20:56call me queen
00:21:01cause i'm coming for your throne
00:21:05boo
00:21:12shut up or die
00:21:16all right
00:21:18contestants we're about to begin
00:21:19to your tables please
00:21:20uh do you have any idea what we're doing here
00:21:22oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25with some molecular gastronomy toppings
00:21:27it's really easy
00:21:28what
00:21:29it's science meets sweets
00:21:31come on
00:21:33all right contestants
00:21:34the bake-off begins
00:21:36now
00:21:38okay
00:21:38i'm gonna stir this in
00:21:40like this
00:21:44like that
00:21:44like that
00:21:50and then
00:21:51this
00:21:53has undernaz
00:21:55that's too much
00:21:56that's too much
00:21:57that's too much
00:21:57like
00:21:57we should get faster
00:21:59you
00:22:02know
00:22:04no more
00:22:05no
00:22:06no
00:22:06no
00:22:06no
00:22:06no
00:22:06no
00:22:06no
00:22:07no
00:22:07no
00:22:07no
00:22:07no
00:22:11no
00:22:14no
00:22:18no
00:22:19no
00:22:22no
00:22:36yes
00:22:39If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine. It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:59And time.
00:23:03The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:18It's so crazy!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:01The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:13Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life.
00:24:34I need you to do it.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus kids!
00:25:12No, stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:13Stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong, and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:10Hmph!
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43You'll be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:46Uh, I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you, um, help me clean up here, my star students.
00:26:55What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa!
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's not a deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:10Uh, so tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:22It's the study of the human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Oh, like us together.
00:27:38You're alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:51Okay.
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25Alright.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Isep brachii.
00:29:39Pectalis major.
00:29:45Pertus abdominis gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53You forgot about that part.
00:29:54No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number ten.
00:30:35Unleash your inner fixin.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezoobusias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my.
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:30:55Thanks.
00:31:00You're that's cheating.
00:31:03Look at that.
00:31:05Look at that.
00:31:07Just.
00:31:10Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was gonna be
00:31:26the only one getting naked,
00:31:26but you are getting pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions
00:31:31I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37To level the playing field.
00:31:40You, they're all...
00:31:42Bad girl, violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So, as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh, my God!
00:32:07What?
00:32:08Oh, no.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12What are you doing?
00:32:13Daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:15I know about this shirt.
00:32:16Oh.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:24Oh, shit.
00:32:28Oh, shit.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:29Oh, shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32My dad's my dad.
00:32:33No, no, no.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:32:35Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:48I'm sorry.
00:32:49Oh, shit.
00:32:51Oh, my God.
00:32:52Oh, my God.
00:32:53Oh, my God.
00:32:56Oh, my God.
00:33:05tutoring. Dad's not like that. Mia is unimportant. Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family. At least waste your time with someone respectable. Dad! Mia's
00:33:20valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be. Girls aside, fail again
00:33:27and you'll finish senior year in boarding school. You're 18. Connor, this is embarrassing. Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even, you know what, never mind. Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass
00:33:41and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh? How can you be so sure? Just a hunch. Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart. Connor, wait, just please talk
00:33:55to him. You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him. I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian. I need to
00:34:01speak with my son, alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:31Yes. I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But, we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh.
00:34:59You got it. Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do, you know?
00:35:25Mm-hmm.
00:35:27Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Take it off.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor,
00:36:36I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her
00:37:03before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me
00:37:28since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:30so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy,
00:37:34and I hear that you're really good
00:37:36at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor past science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you,
00:37:59but it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:36Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me,
00:38:50we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's going to break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does,
00:38:58I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere
00:39:12until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come
00:39:15if you get on your knees
00:39:17and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:23Oh, shit.
00:39:24Caps here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:31Since you both go on
00:39:32to be rapey,
00:39:33frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal
00:39:40and opposite
00:39:42reaction.
00:39:45Alright.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to
00:39:52take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there
00:39:58I kind of thought
00:39:59that you were into
00:40:00Luke
00:40:01when I saw you guys
00:40:03walking away
00:40:03together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:07Ew.
00:40:10You know,
00:40:10that walking steroid
00:40:11is not even
00:40:12close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:18You are...
00:40:24You are...
00:40:26not gonna believe
00:40:28who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:37I don't know.
00:40:38I'm sorry.
00:40:39I don't know.
00:40:40Oh,
00:40:40my mom just got back
00:40:41from a fashion show
00:40:42in New York.
00:40:43She needs help
00:40:44unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked
00:40:47to meet you.
00:40:48No,
00:40:48I can't.
00:40:49I have to change
00:40:50for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one
00:40:52of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list
00:40:54item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress
00:40:57that makes you feel
00:40:58pretty.
00:40:59She just designed
00:41:00this dress for
00:41:01some singer named
00:41:02Gaga Lady.
00:41:03You could probably borrow
00:41:04that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She wore it like once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:09I mean.
00:41:10No.
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:15Uh.
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean,
00:41:17our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask
00:41:28Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:49Look.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all
00:41:58thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her
00:42:01to buy that boutique
00:42:02on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs
00:42:03are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a
00:42:07psychic or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to
00:42:13enjoy the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s
00:42:15are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then,
00:42:20just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl,
00:42:35if you really know
00:42:36everything that's going to happen,
00:42:37who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:49You're Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here,
00:42:51so your party's
00:42:52not the total best.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's ready to
00:42:58study in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her,
00:43:27but she's like a crazier
00:43:28Regina George
00:43:28with worse highlights.
00:43:31Oh, on page four,
00:43:33there's a great
00:43:33color boy that I took
00:43:34of Mia wedding herself
00:43:36in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments
00:43:40into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody
00:43:50had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually,
00:43:58it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want
00:44:08your prom queen
00:44:09to be a girl
00:44:10who makes out
00:44:11with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you,
00:44:16I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly
00:44:19since birth,
00:44:20and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know,
00:44:23a year ago,
00:44:24this book would've destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know
00:44:28everything in here
00:44:29made me
00:44:30who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me,
00:44:41I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible
00:44:43things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing
00:44:45on me, poser.
00:44:46What about
00:44:47what you did
00:44:48with the ninth grade
00:44:49basketball team
00:44:49on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait
00:44:56till Facebook.
00:44:58Face...
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay,
00:44:59English much?
00:45:01You know,
00:45:01this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all,
00:45:04but the only one
00:45:05getting exposed today
00:45:06is you.
00:45:08Gah!
00:45:09Gah!
00:45:10Gah!
00:45:11Gah!
00:45:12Gah!
00:45:12Gah!
00:45:12Gah!
00:45:13Gah!
00:45:13Gah!
00:45:13Gah!
00:45:14Gah!
00:45:15Gah!
00:45:15Gah!
00:45:16Gah!
00:45:16Gah!
00:45:16Gah!
00:45:16Gah!
00:45:16What are you hiding
00:45:17back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato pizza?
00:45:20Oh, what?
00:45:20Yeah!
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica,
00:45:42you think being prom queen
00:45:44is all about looks,
00:45:46okay?
00:45:48High school bucket list,
00:45:49item number 12.
00:45:51Flam it while you've got it.
00:45:53You want my shine.
00:45:55You want my glossy.
00:45:57You want my sexy.
00:45:59You want my sassy.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you.
00:46:22Pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI,
00:46:25you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth right there?
00:46:34I dare you all
00:46:36to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list,
00:46:42item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:47Ah!
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:51I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouthwriters have a dumbass party.
00:47:10Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:24Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:34Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh, my wrist.
00:47:46My wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:01you can't quit on me right now yeah not before i not before i tell you that
00:48:09yeah i've always mia hey hey hey me are you okay yeah yeah
00:48:19what happened jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game okay i was trying
00:48:26to recycle how would i know her giant head would get in the way i didn't see that coming
00:48:39okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out remember vote me up vote me up
00:48:45vote me up i got you come on let's go
00:48:59thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:16what's wrong jess never gets better better at what
00:49:22her bullying just gets worse and worse and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica connor seriously stop don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:40you know the girl i actually do like she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades
00:49:48what's up for her it's really cool get some rest i'll be in the guest room
00:49:54connor can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:26you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:33okay
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me god no i don't i like to sing when i'm busy or bored so it's never around
00:51:03anyone which is good i'm not just anyone
00:51:12what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating
00:51:19class
00:51:21you want to help me wrap
00:51:24amia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31i've never met anyone like you
00:51:35not yet anyway
00:51:40so hate ball girl what's future me like
00:51:46don't tell me i'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not don't even look i know you're not
00:51:53you're you're actually super successful
00:51:58really smart kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect
00:52:11no wonder i was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:52:23no one
00:52:25i meant that i was in love with being from the future
00:52:32because now i know all of these is awesome
00:52:36yeah
00:52:38so so who do i get married to
00:52:43jessica alba so you gotta get over that britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:50okay
00:52:52you know i can actually uh read the future also
00:52:54you know what i see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals
00:53:06i'd love to
00:53:08question
00:53:10are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12i'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the nba
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:23connor
00:53:25your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad
00:53:27actually come on
00:53:29you don't want to be late
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these mia this will win you crazy votes
00:53:49sure
00:53:51but
00:53:54i also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what will happen then
00:54:04right
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh
00:54:14you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much i already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now
00:54:36me
00:54:38no
00:54:38i'm just giving my besties
00:54:41the guests they deserve
00:54:43but i'm sure they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:50besties
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course i do
00:54:57well
00:54:58the hot ones
00:54:59the rest are freaks not people
00:55:01but hey money talks right
00:55:04even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:18look
00:55:19trailer trash barbie got you all toy cards
00:55:23thank you
00:55:24i got them gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:36um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't because you're a nobody mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again
00:55:47relax jack bauer
00:55:49brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and i love all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57look
00:56:16omg you're twinning
00:56:27marge simpson hair pancake face kool-aid body i mean it's perfect
00:56:33oh and kong kong here is your gift only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40i don't want anything from you
00:56:43not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:51no matter what i do
00:56:53jess always gets her way
00:56:55prom queen
00:56:56oh and kong i am kong what am i他是 doing here
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03maybe you should ask principal davis though
00:57:05he might be down. Hey Mia wait, hand out the gifts that you brought. They're special,
00:57:14not because they're expensive or fancy but because they're from you. No, no they're
00:57:19stupid and she she won this one so let's just go. Just trust me, they're gonna love
00:57:27them. Hey you guys, Mia has gifts for all of you and you're gonna love them.
00:57:59So I know these aren't coach bags or
00:58:03Tiffany bracelets but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist? I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know. You just need a cool artist name like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams. Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich. And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up! Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out? I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash these and pies.
00:59:42Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
00:59:43Okay, alright fine, you just keep your ass off. Please!
00:59:52Hey, um, this one's for you.
01:00:07Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:20I got magic eight ball. Remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:49That's all I want.
01:01:02For you...
01:01:03I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:54I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:41let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:54just volunteered
01:02:55to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no.
01:03:30I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your can quarter, buddy.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce place.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:17High school bucket list.
01:04:21The High school bucket list.
01:04:24I'm sorry.
01:04:24Oh.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:52At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:56And the home of the brave
01:06:12Stop! Stop!
01:06:14Give it up for Mia
01:06:16This is gonna be your new prom queen
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:21Listen
01:07:21In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:32I trust you
01:07:35And here we go, everyone
01:07:37The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions vs. the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13The home team is down two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:22He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:32He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions 49-48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First an A and now this
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:23Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:26Yeah
01:09:27Oh
01:09:29Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36Pipply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon
01:09:39And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down
01:09:43We will take her down with the dance
01:09:43For good!
01:09:45I won because of you
01:09:46No, no
01:09:47He won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait, wait
01:10:10Wait, wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia
01:10:19It always has been
01:10:23Holy circuents
01:10:26Holy circuents
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful
01:11:17You're staring again
01:11:20Five more minutes
01:11:23You're kind of distracting
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:30I can't have a chem test
01:11:32This was your chem test
01:11:35And you passed
01:11:38With flying colors
01:11:39Oh
01:11:44Okay, say we do
01:11:47Skip class
01:11:48And what about
01:11:51Brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to
01:11:55I figured I would just ask my crush
01:12:00You're never gonna let that go
01:12:03Stupid
01:12:05It's
01:12:06It's just that
01:12:07You're the valedictorian
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair
01:12:22And those
01:12:23Like stretched turtlenecks
01:12:25No you didn't
01:12:26Yeah
01:12:26So hot
01:12:32Okay, so
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me
01:12:35Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly
01:12:44Mia Watkins
01:12:46Will you
01:12:53Will you officially
01:12:55be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you and I will absolutely be your girlfriend
01:13:11Come on
01:13:12Come on
01:13:13Let's go win that crown
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said
01:13:16No
01:13:16Come on
01:13:20I am gonna give you
01:13:22The perfect princess diaries moment
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight
01:13:29Maybe she's going to
01:13:32I don't know
01:13:34You want to bake at the game
01:13:36Maybe she's given up
01:13:40No
01:13:43She won't
01:13:47I know she won't because
01:13:50I've lived it
01:13:53I'm sorry to say again
01:13:57Okay
01:13:58This is gonna sound insane
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth
01:14:03I
01:14:07I'm from
01:14:09The future
01:14:17The future
01:14:19Yeah, the future
01:14:20Cool
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you gonna like call my parents or the cops
01:14:25Or
01:14:27An exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy
01:14:31And you're not a liar
01:14:34If you say you're from the future
01:14:38I believe you
01:14:43Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop
01:14:45How did Boss dance?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Boss?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island
01:14:52And Lance does come out
01:14:54And they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:57The future's wild
01:14:58You have no idea
01:15:00But this dance could change my life
01:15:03Actually
01:15:05So will you help me with this light?
01:15:09Come in
01:15:11Come in
01:15:12But before we close the hell mouth
01:15:13That is just
01:15:17That's much
01:15:43You look like a queen
01:15:46Thank you
01:15:48Hopefully I'll love you
01:15:50Thank you
01:16:04Hopefully I'll love you
01:16:04Welcome, students
01:16:05To this year's 2006 Senior Prom
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:23Repeat
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica
01:16:34I will do it
01:16:34I will do it
01:16:38Okay
01:16:41Oh
01:16:42Come on, come
01:16:46You look so good
01:16:49Black is definitely in color
01:16:51Thanks
01:16:51FYI
01:16:52This is your last chance to make the right choice
01:16:57Oh my God
01:16:58Give it up, Jessica
01:17:00I don't I I want Mia
01:17:04But I want you we are perfect together. Why would you date a dish rag when you can have an
01:17:10icon? Oh
01:17:11Shut up and look hot
01:17:13Con Con think about your future
01:17:17My life is
01:17:21It could be if you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:28You can be better than this just I
01:17:36Know you didn't want this before but open
01:17:47Just
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning
01:18:13Oh
01:18:20There are kids doing drugs in the bathroom. I think it's cracking. I
01:18:27Don't know but just go get them hurry. They are dying
01:18:53Everyone it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage
01:19:03Give it up for your prom king basketball all-star Connor Oliver
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes
01:19:37Let's hear it from our prom queen finalists. Let's start with Jessica Hart
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot popular rich people everywhere
01:20:06Hi, I
01:20:07Shouldn't be here
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years I
01:20:14Wasn't
01:20:16Good enough. I wasn't pretty enough. I wasn't strong enough
01:20:22But I'm here now
01:20:25And
01:20:27I'm here to represent all of you the misfits the outcasts
01:20:33Anyone who's ever felt alone
01:20:37You're not
01:20:41Thank you
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen the votes are in looks like we have a winner
01:21:02Yeah
01:21:042006 prom queen winner is
01:21:12Jessica Hart
01:21:13Jessica Hart
01:21:20It's okay. This is your moment. You earned it
01:21:23I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:21:35Smile king
01:21:36Smile king
01:21:36It's for the yearbook
01:21:41You were right
01:21:43You saw it all
01:21:48And you believe to me
01:21:52Out of the way freak this is for royalty only
01:21:56Oh
01:21:56Shut it. I know to one home
01:21:59Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:11Yeah
01:22:12Mia Mia Mia Mia Watkins they're all for me and I thought Jessica throw them out
01:22:18I
01:22:18What? No
01:22:20These are fake
01:22:22Principal Davis this is a setup
01:22:25Mia
01:22:25Is this true?
01:22:27No, no
01:22:28Actually
01:22:30Jessica lied bribed and cheated her way to the crown
01:22:34Okay
01:22:36Mia Mia actually cares about this class
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won
01:22:41Fairly
01:22:43But don't take it from me
01:22:45Let's see
01:22:46Show of hands
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me
01:23:01I never doubted them
01:23:04Or you
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15
01:23:16Embrace your inner queen
01:23:19The crown is mine
01:23:21I'm the popular one
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny
01:23:25And I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica
01:23:48First you cheated
01:23:48Now you could have killed someone
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion
01:23:53Security!
01:23:53No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She
01:23:57She knows things
01:23:58She's like a psychic
01:24:00Or a witch
01:24:01Or something
01:24:01I swear
01:24:02Bye bye bimbo
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so nasty
01:24:17Let something Mia come
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years
01:24:20No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:21This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you queen bitch!
01:24:32Here
01:24:34Take this
01:24:37No I can't take that
01:24:38Yes
01:24:39I want you to
01:24:41Clearly no matter when or where you are
01:24:45You can find me
01:24:46Time traveling nerd
01:24:49Time traveling nerd
01:25:04Here
01:25:05Here
01:25:06Here
01:25:07Here
01:25:07Here
01:25:07Here
01:25:08Here
01:25:08Here
01:25:08Here
01:25:08Here
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11I'm okay
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell
01:25:24Here
01:25:26Here
01:25:26Here
01:25:28Here
01:25:29Here
01:25:29Here
01:25:29Here
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happens in your ear came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, classes-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:28to taking on the whole world, I...
01:26:31I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Neil Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes!
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Yeah, some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:22Yeah!
01:27:24Woo!
01:27:25Woo!
01:27:26Woo!
01:27:28Woo!
01:27:28Woo!
01:27:29Woo!
01:27:30Woo!
01:27:30Woo!
01:27:30Woo!
01:27:32Woo!
01:27:32Woo!
01:27:35Woo!
01:27:35Woo!
01:27:36Woo!
01:27:38Woo!
01:27:38Woo!
01:27:40Woo!
01:27:41Woo!
01:27:45Woo!
01:27:49Woo!
01:27:50I'm an elevator
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