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🚩 RED FLAG: Hitting on your best friend's innocent little sister.
🟩 GREEN FLAG: Doing it anyway because the chemistry is absolute perfection.
"bro code be damned" is a hilarious, swoon-worthy dive into the messiest secret relationship ever. How long can they keep their hands off each other? How long until the brother finds out?
Get ready to laugh and swoon. Stream the complete mini-series now!
🟩 GREEN FLAG: Doing it anyway because the chemistry is absolute perfection.
"bro code be damned" is a hilarious, swoon-worthy dive into the messiest secret relationship ever. How long can they keep their hands off each other? How long until the brother finds out?
Get ready to laugh and swoon. Stream the complete mini-series now!
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00:00:00THE END
00:00:02THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that?
00:00:17Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:36You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh, shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:22Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:30What?
00:01:30No!
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:33Oh, my God.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut
00:01:39starring him!
00:01:44All right.
00:01:45Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally.
00:01:52No rules.
00:01:53No parents.
00:01:54And best of all,
00:01:56there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06They're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:13And you're going.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who isn't?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:48I accidentally emailed a ten-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie.
00:02:53My eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Ellie.
00:02:56Whoa, Ellie.
00:02:57Quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Uh-huh.
00:03:03And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08I just gotta share.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:16We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I'm gonna wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, bye-bye.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:36Hey, it reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58wanna open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at, uh, training camp last, like, two weeks, so I, uh, had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:23Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I, I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city, new school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And...
00:05:33more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I...
00:05:39went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Um...
00:05:58Where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:05He loves them.
00:06:08See ya.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:50See ya.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:11Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:17Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:55Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08It's all right.
00:08:09It's all right.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:34I can just go out.
00:08:35We love you all.
00:08:37I love you all.
00:08:38No!
00:08:38No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:40No!
00:08:41No!
00:08:41No!
00:08:54No, no!
00:08:55felt good. The captain just got sacked by the team version. Touchdown. I slept. You
00:09:13guys are benched. It's just a joke. Seriously. The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:21No look, it's the kisser. In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged. Does he kiss as good as
00:09:27he looks? Kill me now. What are you doing here? I'm here to pick you up, obviously. Didn't
00:09:43your practice end like four hours ago? Yes, it did. You've just been waiting. Yeah, and
00:09:48whose fault is it? I messaged you. Oh, crap. I blocked him the second I hit send on that
00:09:55smut. I was dying of embarrassment. I must have missed your message. Sorry. Missed my
00:10:02message? You know, I don't think so. I think. I've been blocked for a month. Why? Okay,
00:10:10come on. What? Just give it back. Whatever you... Hold on. You're texting Chad? I've been blocked
00:10:17for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight. You know, Chad is a walking SGD. He sleeps
00:10:22with everything that moves. Are you into that? We're doing a school project together. Ah,
00:10:26school project. Yes. You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions. Well, it's
00:10:31the truth. So, can you just give me my phone back, please? Hold on. Let me do something really
00:10:35quick. What are you doing? There you go. Chad is deleted. What? What? Stop. It's already done.
00:10:41That's not cool. You can't do that. That's not fair. Yes, it is. Because, listen, you're
00:10:47my business now. So, right now, I want you to open your phone. I said, take your phone
00:10:53out. Cool. Do what? I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Allison. Act like you've been in a car before. This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback. I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:26You sure you want me to take your attention? This is all I've ever wanted. My only. My only
00:11:34have ever wanted you. Yes, Rhett. Harder. Faster. I'm coming. Are you all right? Yes, any
00:11:47little bit of air. It's really hot in here. I shouldn't mess with her like this. Ron is
00:11:53going to kill me, but she's too cute. No, I just don't. Oh, my God. Even my stories
00:12:08didn't go that far. I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive
00:12:13that? You have double XL condoms, do you see? I'll tell you those. Do you actually use
00:12:20those? Yeah. Thank you for prints. There's no way. That's like a sleeping bag. What did
00:12:27you like to know? Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so. Yeah,
00:12:36you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room. You kissed me back. You basically
00:12:40attacked me. I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49pathetic. I'm actually pathetic. I thought he kissed me back. I'm such an idiot. Forget
00:12:56I said anything. You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters? Now that
00:13:00you're my responsibility, we're going to sit in some new ground rules. Excuse me? There's
00:13:04going to be a 9 p.m. curfew. No parties, no frat boys. And you're going to share your
00:13:10live location with me all the time. Are you insane? Who do you think you are? My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah. We're roommates. And that means we're equals. And that means you don't get to tell
00:13:35me what to do. So you're forgetting the part where I said that I am your brother's best
00:13:39friend. And Ron's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want
00:13:44you to do to make sure that you're safe. Why don't you consider me your brother pro-max?
00:13:50Nope. Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large. No. Pro-max. Not when
00:13:57he looks like that.
00:14:00You're a problem, don't you? Yeah. This whole thing is ridiculous. First, you delete my
00:14:08friend's number from my phone. Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties
00:14:12I can go to. You don't care. Tell me about them. I'm not your prisoner. I don't control
00:14:17what I do.
00:14:19You're so happy.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe. Fetish slash lingerie dress code. Mandatory
00:14:40for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie? Seriously? But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:49I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate. And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him. I don't
00:15:02take orders from those.
00:15:05Are you ready to thrive?
00:15:07Come on.
00:15:08Get up, get up, let's go. Get your body on the dance floor. Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:23Oh my god. Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone, the strippers arrived. Let's all give littleness hooker a round of applause
00:15:37for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks. At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush,
00:15:49Rita.
00:15:51Now, are we gonna have some fun? Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of
00:15:56me all night?
00:15:58Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:01Oh!
00:16:04Oh!
00:16:07Oh!
00:16:12Right now.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:26I don't have any guy friends here. Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:42You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:57Yeah, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:32I, um, I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:37What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:49Come on, Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:54You want it to break the rules?
00:17:55You enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20Nope!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:23You paid the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:30That's fine.
00:18:30We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Please.
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:00A dare is a dare.
00:19:01Stop fighting.
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:05Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:16Please stop.
00:19:17Please.
00:19:17You're getting this?
00:19:18That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey, asshole.
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:40Oh.
00:19:47Brett.
00:19:48This is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:19Great.
00:20:20We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:26You okay?
00:20:28Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:38Hey.
00:20:39What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:42Sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:06I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16Hey.
00:21:16Always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this out.
00:21:19Happy?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:25Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true.
00:21:31I know.
00:21:31Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:33Bullshit.
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:39Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend and I know that I'm a pathetic loser and I know
00:21:43that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:46That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:52Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked.
00:21:56I want to be wanted.
00:21:58And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:01I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:13I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:23Just say it.
00:22:24Just say it.
00:22:25I'm going to be trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:28Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:31It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:33That is not true.
00:22:34Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:37Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:39I can't.
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:45So you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything.
00:22:50I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done.
00:22:52No, Allison.
00:22:53Allison, stop it.
00:23:01Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:07Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:38What are you doing, bro?
00:23:40We're hurting everything.
00:23:44Please don't stop.
00:23:48Please don't stop.
00:23:53Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:59Allie, are you with Brett right now?
00:24:04Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me.
00:24:07Face time to Ron.
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:12Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:23Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:28So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:31and beat your ass.
00:24:32It's, it was an accident, okay?
00:24:35We just, I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:47Chill.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look.
00:24:53It's really dry, okay?
00:24:54My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:58All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like
00:25:01an urgent care right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:09Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:13Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:16Hey, but, uh, let's go on.
00:25:18We should go on.
00:25:19You forgot something.
00:25:20No, Allie, it's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:48All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:52Allison, you're up first.
00:26:05All right.
00:26:08Bye.
00:26:09Bye.
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:57Partner up. Stretching drills.
00:27:03Solo Allison, let me help.
00:27:06No hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right. She just needs to keep her breath.
00:27:29Excuse me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. I'm just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You're first.
00:28:11Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:14You ready, Ricky?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:23You want to play?
00:28:25Fine.
00:28:26Let's play.
00:28:27Let's go.
00:28:29Let's go.
00:28:31Let's go.
00:28:44Let's go.
00:28:52Let's go.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09Your turn.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bros?
00:29:54And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Good flirting, you two.
00:30:16Good flirting.
00:30:18Good flirting.
00:30:33Oh my...
00:30:35It's fucking hot!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:39Um...
00:30:40Oh, Jesus.
00:30:43Um...
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:49Yes.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:04It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:09I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:13And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20No, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:35for like a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh my God, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48We're all...
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:07I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey.
00:32:39Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:27What are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:48So...
00:33:49I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick of you.
00:33:50I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:34:00and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:50Stunning.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look, uh...
00:34:55You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's...
00:35:02That's true, I have.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you, as...
00:35:14as your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:18As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:26Allison.
00:35:27I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But...
00:35:32It works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:48Break the leg.
00:35:57Ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:58Please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:04I'm okay.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:25Oh, yeah!
00:36:31Oh, yeah!
00:36:36What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire!
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39You know she had moves.
00:36:45All this thing is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn, I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off,
00:37:06the only thing that's gonna be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Oh, my God.
00:37:31Right here.
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats.
00:37:47On the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:50You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:57You're good?
00:37:58Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:05Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:10Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:20Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old Kiss Cam standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison, let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41But I want it.
00:38:44No! No! No! No!
00:38:57Wait! What?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:53Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm-
00:40:22No, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I-I-I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing!
00:40:30I'm-I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32Fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:51Hey.
00:40:51We need to talk.
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom!
00:40:55Ugh!
00:40:57This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:12Shh.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41Uh, I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing it.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:07That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Yeah.
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59Or at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:13Biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ally!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit.
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So I, I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Ally, hey.
00:43:39Oh my god, he's killing you.
00:43:40Ally, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett.
00:43:43You have to get down.
00:43:48Ally.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're, you're not though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06Okay.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so.
00:44:08I also wanted to say that, I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was a, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:56Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:19Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30Doc, the alien is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:40What?
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00You got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita.
00:46:32Not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:43The charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45She's finally getting back.
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:49It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15Hmm.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:03What do you mean?
00:48:04You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:10You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:16Oh, Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:23I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:28She can speak for herself.
00:48:31So, what do you say?
00:48:34You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:17Really, for me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss my gain?
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No. What's that?
00:49:59We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:34Fine.
00:50:36But I play to win.
00:50:42Check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:47Yeah.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:04What are you doing?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night.
00:51:08Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Rod would think if you knew you were happy?
00:51:11I don't care. How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on. No more of these stupid games. You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:16I know! I don't have to play these stupid games!
00:51:19I'm playing them because I want to!
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me!
00:51:34Oh my god! Oh shit!
00:51:44Ow!
00:51:47Hey, I got you. I got you. You okay?
00:51:49Hey, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. It's okay.
00:51:52I got you. I got you. I got you.
00:51:57Oh my god, is she okay?
00:52:02Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
00:52:05You okay?
00:52:07I can't. I can't feel it. I can't feel it.
00:52:10Just breathe. Just try to breathe.
00:52:11All right, hey.
00:52:15I'm gonna be okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:18Let's get you out.
00:52:19Let's get you out.
00:52:22Let's get you out.
00:52:24Okay?
00:52:26Get out of my way.
00:52:27Move. Move.
00:52:30Just put me down, Fred!
00:52:32All right, here you go. Put you down.
00:52:33You know, you could have died, Alice.
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my god, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to
00:52:41kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:44That's not fair.
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair? What am I not understanding? Huh? What don't I understand?
00:52:51That I don't know how this works! Okay? I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out. I don't know how guys work
00:52:58all the time.
00:52:58You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better? What did I do? How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse! I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what? I'm an asshole? How am I
00:53:12worse?
00:53:13You're worse! Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:16Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone. Because you drove me to school when I was
00:53:25late!
00:53:25Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:29You know, I don't understand.
00:53:33You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:37Hey.
00:53:38That's the worst thing.
00:53:40That's it.
00:53:40I did!
00:53:41I fell in love with you! I'm in love with you!
00:53:43Hey, stop! Stop!
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:45I know that! I know!
00:53:46So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:56Because you're playing with my feelings, and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop!
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this!
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now!
00:54:09I'm gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:11I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:18Fuck it.
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:44I said you had no idea.
00:54:46Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:48I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me.
00:54:52Than just my best friend and sister.
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:57I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:19I think about you every day.
00:55:22Every morning.
00:55:24Every night.
00:55:27Every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:30It's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:37Every time.
00:55:42Every time.
00:55:46Every time.
00:55:47I want you to take me.
00:55:48Right here.
00:55:51Right now.
00:56:05so what do we know what do you want us to be what do you want me to be I
00:56:18want
00:56:19you to be mine
00:56:22I think I already am but what about Ron he's gonna kill you
00:56:31I don't know Ron loves it very much he's very protectable to brother but I think he'll come
00:56:36around when he sees how much I love you
00:56:46I don't know I think I think we should maybe keep it a secret just for now
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57I know
00:57:00but it's just for a little till we find the right moment
00:57:05yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:07I don't want to hear we'll be secret lovers
00:57:27thinking about you
00:57:37hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and
00:57:45just sprinting to you
00:57:46oh well as much as I'd love to see you running to me don't my legs are killing me and
00:57:55I really like your car
00:57:57oh I know you love my car he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me up putting me on the
00:58:02hood of his car
00:58:03Brett stop
00:58:04don't read my smut I'm telling you every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart into
00:58:10my soul
00:58:12betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting
00:58:17holy shit
00:58:19that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of grey when he says it
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:29palms my center
00:58:30slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33are you away Allie?
00:58:34fuck
00:58:38fuck
00:58:42oh my god someone's coming
00:58:44um I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46bye
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07hey
00:59:08are you okay you sounded sick do you need help?
00:59:11mind your own business Virgin Mary
00:59:12you think just because Brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help
00:59:20save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:24shoot
00:59:25I'm late
00:59:45Brett
00:59:48that's Allison's
00:59:48uh
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom
00:59:50if I had known it was your little girlfriends I never would have touched it
01:00:10see what you're up to
01:00:13hey
01:00:14hey
01:00:14you found my bag I was looking for that
01:00:16thank you
01:00:17no problem
01:00:21attention
01:00:22attention
01:00:22all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24it has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs
01:00:29I strongly suggest
01:00:31I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:33otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:39well
01:00:39I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend
01:00:44right?
01:00:44I'm sorry but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago
01:00:48excuse me
01:00:48I was fixing my makeup
01:00:50sounded like you were retching
01:00:51and I asked you if you were ok
01:00:53look at this
01:00:53this is perfection
01:00:55it's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:57and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:00I mean after all who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:04search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:11your turn Scott
01:01:13sure but I
01:01:15Rita
01:01:17jackpot
01:01:18well well well
01:01:20look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23I knew it
01:01:24no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:28Allison
01:01:29performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:33coach I promise you I've never seen those before ok those aren't mine
01:01:37right
01:01:38a cheater and a liar
01:01:40coach
01:01:41please listen to me
01:01:42I've never seen those
01:01:43I don't know what they are
01:01:45I'm lying
01:01:46it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:49they're mine
01:01:50yeah those are actually uh
01:01:51my uh
01:01:52vitamins
01:01:53did you forget I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning
01:01:56yeah sorry I should have uh labeled them or something
01:01:59he's right
01:02:00they're just vitamins
01:02:01no they aren't
01:02:02uh Miss Russo
01:02:03how is it
01:02:04that you come to possess such extensive knowledge
01:02:06of these banned substances
01:02:08I just
01:02:10they look suspicious
01:02:12well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:15yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:17that's enough
01:02:19all I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23Rita
01:02:23you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:26what
01:02:27you can't do that
01:02:29championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:32I mean I know it
01:02:33yeah every count every formation I could step up and do it
01:02:38you little bitch
01:02:39you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:41that's enough Rita
01:02:43my decision is final
01:02:48listen up
01:02:49when it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:51you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:53you want us to drop her?
01:02:55she could get seriously hurt
01:02:56that's the point
01:02:58accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:00so tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02coach will kill me
01:03:03fine
01:03:04then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:07I know everything
01:03:09girls
01:03:09every dirty little secret
01:03:11do exactly as I say
01:03:13or you're gone
01:03:14your call
01:03:14and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:25very sweet
01:03:27what happened back there?
01:03:29how did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:32I saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:35so I swapped it out
01:03:37I knew it
01:03:38I knew she was up to something
01:03:40you know I heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:43yeah she was throwing up
01:03:45it was when we were
01:03:48when we were having
01:03:53own sex
01:03:56so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03hey do you
01:04:05do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:08I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:10I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:12I'm being serious too Allison
01:04:14perfect guess who you are
01:04:16yeah
01:04:18I'll always be there
01:04:20to catch you on your phone
01:04:22always
01:04:26alright
01:04:26on the count
01:04:28you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:30Rita you're up first
01:04:31then Allison
01:04:44okay Allison
01:04:45hey great job you guys
01:04:49you killed it
01:05:11you killed it
01:05:12hey
01:05:13I told you to catch you
01:05:15Brett
01:05:16you just saved my life
01:05:21I guess that makes me like a bag of tree weed or something huh?
01:05:25are you serious Scott?
01:05:27you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30are you kidding me?
01:05:31they almost dropped me
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed
01:05:33I could have died
01:05:34that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:36Rita that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:39leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:45oh
01:05:46oh
01:05:46Brett
01:05:46thank you
01:05:47oh my gosh
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack
01:05:52alright everyone
01:05:52in light of
01:05:54performances
01:05:55and character
01:05:56I am so proud to announce
01:05:58Allison Scott
01:05:59as the new captain
01:06:02thank you
01:06:04wow
01:06:06congratulations
01:06:06Captain Scott
01:06:07I'm proud of you
01:06:08wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:13and that's game
01:06:14state loses 21 to 35
01:06:19Ally
01:06:20look I know
01:06:21it's not what you wanted
01:06:22it's okay
01:06:23because you did good
01:06:23that's all that matters
01:06:24thanks bro
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:26I'll be right back
01:06:27ew
01:06:28don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:30yo
01:06:30Allison
01:06:32she is
01:06:33looking good baby
01:06:34y'all do private shows
01:06:36you know
01:06:36something with a little extra
01:06:37bump and grind
01:06:39you're so gross
01:06:42yo
01:06:42what the hell
01:06:43are you serious?
01:06:44what? what's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:46yo
01:06:47don't play with me bitch
01:06:48you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50I'm in your dreams
01:06:51how about you spend more time
01:06:52training on the field
01:06:54so that what happens today
01:06:55never happens again
01:06:57you think you're so fucking special
01:06:59why?
01:07:00you know everyone knows
01:07:01how you got the captain's position
01:07:03how?
01:07:03by sucking your way to the top
01:07:05I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:07considering how much you suck
01:07:09while you play
01:07:10you shameless whore
01:07:12hey
01:07:14one more woman
01:07:15I dare
01:07:16you're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:19she's a public boss
01:07:20everybody gets a ride
01:07:23hey
01:07:24hey
01:07:25hey fuckface
01:07:33that's enough
01:07:35what's going on here?
01:07:36I mean coach we all saw it
01:07:37Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:39you're gonna hit her?
01:07:40no
01:07:40get my office now
01:07:42you
01:07:43with me
01:07:44this is a really nasty cut okay
01:07:46let's
01:07:47we should take you to the ER okay?
01:07:49alright
01:07:49alright
01:07:50you sure you're on it
01:07:56it's a really nasty cut Brad
01:07:58you could have broken your hand
01:08:00yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:01never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:05set up
01:08:11you know I could kinda get used to this
01:08:13having uh
01:08:14nurse Allison around
01:08:16take care of me
01:08:17help me out
01:08:19yo guys 304
01:08:20I think it's this one
01:08:21let's go see the hero
01:08:22oh shit
01:08:23no that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:25they can't see us like this
01:08:27you won't let him
01:08:29let's tell him
01:08:29let's tell him the truth
01:08:31in front of
01:08:32the entire team
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:36what do you wanna do?
01:08:38let's hide
01:08:39yeah
01:08:45Brett
01:08:46yo Brett you in there?
01:08:47yeah I'm just uh
01:08:48washing up man
01:08:49John you have no idea
01:08:52how crazy you drive me
01:08:54you know every single time I see you
01:08:56all I can think about is uh
01:09:01doing this
01:09:03you need a hand man?
01:09:04no I got everything I need
01:09:05uh
01:09:07right here
01:09:13you gotta be quiet
01:09:17unless you are not
01:09:20Brett stop jerking off
01:09:21and get your ass out here man
01:09:22hey you know what
01:09:23it uh
01:09:23takes me a very long time
01:09:26assholes
01:09:36I feel what you do to me
01:09:38I feel what you do to me
01:09:39I feel what you do to me
01:09:40it's kinda hard to miss
01:09:42yeah
01:09:44100
01:09:46Brett you gotta speed this up man
01:09:48we got your food
01:09:49it's gonna get cold
01:09:49you know my hands are soft bro
01:09:50I can help you
01:09:51hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:52alright?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:55alright let's just give him some space
01:09:56enjoy your blue balls
01:09:57yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:59you know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02I think I've earned some uh
01:10:05Alison physical therapy time
01:10:07if you know what I mean
01:10:08you know you could've just asked
01:10:11you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:26That's good
01:10:30are you gonna help me
01:10:32no I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:51Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:55I've heard the half-time show is going to break the internet.
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:58Sick.
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:08I will end you.
01:11:10Leave it.
01:11:12Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:19She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:31That's not true.
01:11:33You know what?
01:11:34I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:42Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:50He said he had good stuff.
01:11:52But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:56You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:58I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you.
01:12:31For the clout?
01:12:32For the status?
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38Rita, you know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:42You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:45Boo!
01:12:46Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:49Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this.
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:57All right, that's enough.
01:12:58That's enough.
01:12:59Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:02as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:09from your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:12Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:21If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:26get healthy at the right by any means.
01:13:28No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:33Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's
01:13:35to take your spouse ever again.
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:43not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:47Now, for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:51They're vitamins.
01:13:52You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:54You want to check these out, principal?
01:13:59He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:10and she's been shaming them,
01:14:11degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:13Now, every body is different,
01:14:14but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:17Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:19because she was a threat.
01:14:20She threatened the total control that Rita had
01:14:23over the entire squad.
01:14:24And it's horrible.
01:14:25Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:27and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:30And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:33That's not true.
01:14:35He's lying.
01:14:36She's the one who's been drugging the team.
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:46You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:02You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:07you weren't crying to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude.
01:15:11Shut up.
01:15:12What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything.
01:15:14You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:24of sexual harassment against you
01:15:26from various female students.
01:15:28As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:30from all school activities.
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No!
01:15:33My father...
01:15:34Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:36but I assure you,
01:15:37his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:39You can take him away.
01:15:41Marty's over.
01:15:42Let go.
01:15:42No!
01:15:42I'll throw you off!
01:15:44This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you,
01:15:48Miss Scott,
01:15:49on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:52I would like to apologize to you
01:15:55for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:57And as of now,
01:15:58you can consider yourself
01:16:00officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself
01:16:04officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08Thank you, Principal.
01:16:10All right, everyone.
01:16:11Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:16So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:18Woo!
01:16:20Let's win!
01:16:33Woo!
01:16:34Let's dance!
01:16:34Stating University wins it all!
01:16:37Woo!
01:16:41Yeah!
01:16:42Yeah!
01:16:42Go!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:45Go!
01:16:46Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:48Woo!
01:16:48Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:53Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
01:17:04Hey, Allison.
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well you know what, uh.
01:17:15He's cool, Matt.
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:19I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback.
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