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00:01Tonight on the Duke
00:02Oh, do your mouth a favor and keep it shut
00:03It's Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Luke Duke
00:08Put your lights up for that
00:10When Luke gets a taste of the wrong stuff
00:14We take the bank, he takes the heat
00:16Shut up and give us some money
00:23Watch it!
00:35Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straight in the curves
00:52Flat in the hills
00:57Someday in the mountain I did them
00:59But the law never will
01:02Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:09That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the normal allow
01:14Just a good old boy
01:18Wouldn't change if they could
01:22Fighting the system like a two
01:24Modern day Robin Hood
01:34Now the reason the Dukes are all grinning like a mule eating briars
01:37Is cause they're heading for the great hazard hayride
01:39And romance is in the air
01:42Come on you two
01:43Tell me who you're gonna take to the hayride
01:45Oh
01:46You tell me right now boy
01:48Wait I'm driving
01:49He's driving
01:50We're taking the McCracken sisters all right
01:52Oh you are
01:53We ain't decided yet who's gonna sit with Don and who's gonna sit with Mary Lou
01:56Well they're both pretty patient
01:57You got that right
01:58Hey who are you taking?
02:00None of our business
02:01None of our business
02:17Oh great we can't stop for him now
02:19We're gonna miss a hayride
02:26What do y'all think?
02:27Go for it
02:27Now when's the last time y'all saw a car jump through a truckload of outhouses?
02:32Woo!
02:35Woo!
02:36Woo!
02:39Woo!
02:41Woo!
02:43Woo!
02:46Woo!
02:47Woo!
02:48Woo!
02:51Woo!
02:51Ennis have you been taking Roscoe Pills?
02:53Huh?
02:54Well what he means is are you gonna give us a ticket for something we didn't do?
02:57Oh shucks no, I just wanted Daisy to have these
02:59Huh?
03:00Ennis! Oh my goodness!
03:02Thank you!
03:03Well what's a big occasion Ennis?
03:05Daisy's going on a hayride with me and I wanted her to have something almost as pretty she is
03:09Thank you
03:10Thanks a lot Ennis
03:12I'll see y'all over at Boarsnest
03:14Alright, bye bye now
03:15Bye bye
03:16Bye bye
03:16Bye bye
03:19Now, y'all pay attention, because we're fixing to get real scientific.
03:23Now, that little old vial contains a drug that alters behavior and personality.
03:27Yes, it does.
03:29It's part of a genetic experiment at Genetic Research Incorporated by Dr. Debbie Davis.
03:33Now, what that stuff's supposed to do is separate good from bad genes and make folks better.
03:39Howsomever, Dr. Debbie's boss has just recalled her to Atlanta to destroy the chemicals,
03:43because the whole shooting match is just too dangerous.
03:47And they're driving through Hazard County.
03:49Friends, them folks don't know what danger really is.
03:54You know, Flash, your daddy could have taken the prettiest girl in the county on that hayride,
03:59but I decided to take you, Belvedere, son.
04:03You're so good.
04:14I was afraid of that.
04:15Dumped right into the Hazard Pond and Car Wash.
04:20Uh-huh.
04:21You ever notice how them dukes is drawn to trouble like a pro to a cornfield?
04:25You could stick them all in the middle of a desert,
04:27and in no time at all, you'd have yourself a crisis.
04:30You would.
04:30Well, open her up.
04:32I get it.
04:33I get it.
04:33I get it.
04:41Get it now.
04:42It's gonna be hot.
04:57Oh, boy.
04:58And I was worried about him pouring it into the general.
05:18Well, it took you long enough.
05:20Oh, do your mouth a favor and keep it shut.
05:23Oh, yes, sir.
05:24Now guard me.
05:26Yeah, sure.
05:28That stuff works fast, don't it?
05:38All right, I'll make the deposit.
05:40You case the bank.
05:41Okay.
05:41Now, them two fellers, Ben and Hurley,
05:44they've been hitting small-town southern banks for the past two years.
05:47They was bound to show up in Hazard sooner or later.
05:52Oh, I'm J.D. Hogg, president, owner, and chief operating officer of this here bank.
05:56Can I be able to help to you?
05:58Oh, yes, sir.
05:59We'd like to open up a savings account.
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:01Well, I was just on my way up.
06:02All right, come on in.
06:03Come on in.
06:04You'll have to fill out a card, don't you know?
06:06There it is.
06:07Now, just fill in all them empty spaces.
06:10You gentlemen planning to do some business here in Hazard?
06:13Well, that's right, Mr. Hogg.
06:14Big business.
06:15Oh, big business.
06:19Oh, really big business.
06:22Well, if I can be of any help, don't forget, J.D. Hogg's the name.
06:28Well, she'll remember that.
06:29With two Gs.
06:30Oh, and Mr. Hogg, if you don't mind,
06:32I'd feel a lot more comfortable if that money was resting easy back there in your safe.
06:36Oh, I owe you any money in the safe.
06:38Yeah, I understand perfectly.
06:39Happy to oblige.
06:43Why don't we take it now?
06:45Ben doing things right where we've never been caught?
06:48We'll knock it off when Zeb gets here.
06:50All right, then.
06:50Your money is safe and sound, just like you want it.
06:53Now, boys, you're going to have to take this card and give it to the teller,
06:55and then you'll get your passport.
06:56Now, me, I've got to be on my way,
06:58because I'm the official starter and driver of the annual Hazard Hayride,
07:01and I am late.
07:02That's it.
07:03Don't scuff my dog.
07:04Just about now, Luke was starting to get the full effect of that mind-altering chemical.
07:09Come on, Ross.
07:09Come on, wait some time and time here.
07:11Will you all just hush?
07:13We are not going on this hayride until Boss tells us to.
07:16He's not here yet.
07:18Ain't that right, Flash?
07:19He's going to.
07:19Oh, I just love these hayrides, don't you, Luke?
07:22Yes, I wish for once I'd see you without that silly grin on your face.
07:26Luke, I don't believe you said that.
07:28Now, you apologize.
07:29I ain't apologizing to anybody.
07:32Here's Boss now.
07:35Boss, don't blow that horn.
07:36Stop it.
07:38Stop it.
07:40Hold on.
07:43No, no, no.
07:44Wait a minute.
07:44Holy horses.
07:47Oh, I've missed it.
07:49Oh, what are you going to do?
07:54Oh, no.
07:55The horses, Luke.
07:57Oh, no.
07:58I'm going to hang out.
08:00Oh, no.
08:02Oh, no.
08:04Oh, no.
08:05No, no.
08:05Oh, no.
08:06Oh, no.
08:06Whoa!
08:07Look at the race, look!
08:15Whoa, dragon!
08:17Come on, stop!
08:22Get him, look!
08:25Whoa!
08:34Whoa!
08:35Whoa, all right.
08:39Are you all all right?
08:41Last going, Luke, I knew you couldn't be all bad.
08:44Ah, forget about it.
08:46I mean, what happened if I'd been driving?
08:47You could have hit me at the range. Come on over here, I want to talk to you.
08:51Look, that was mighty brave, thank you.
08:53Well, it looked like somebody had to do something.
08:55Seems like the local law's got yellow streaks down there back a mile wide.
08:58What is eating you, Luke?
09:00Ain't nothing eating me, Daisy.
09:02It's just the way I feel.
09:03Luke, I don't know what your problem is, but I ain't never seen you be this ornery before.
09:07Ah, boy, I guess I'm just starting to realize what a joke this whole town is and all the people
09:11in it.
09:13Golly, Luke, listen, we've been good buddies since I can remember,
09:16and I'd just like to shake your hand and make things right between us.
09:19Chuck, I know you didn't mean what you said.
09:22Well, I'd like to shake your hand, Enos, but I meant every word on it.
09:25Luke, Duke, I oughta punch your lights out for that.
09:27Oh, you can try. Listen, you ain't had a beating since you was little.
09:30Yeah, well, when you can do it now, huh?
09:31Hey, wait a minute. Wait.
09:32You think you can do it now?
09:32Bo, didn't we make a deal between ourselves never to fight? Huh?
09:37Come on now. Come on.
09:39Yeah, you're right, Daisy.
09:41Looking like I'm sorry. Look, just apologize to Enos, okay?
09:45It ain't gonna happen, Bo.
09:47Now, you go on your hayride and have a great time.
09:49I'm gonna go find myself some real fun.
09:53And as for you, fat man, huh?
09:55You're the biggest joke in this whole town.
09:57What?
09:57What?
10:00What in the name of Nelly got into him?
10:02What got into him? How should I know what got into him?
10:04Well, I'll tell you one thing.
10:06What?
10:06He bears watching.
10:08Girl.
10:08Girl.
10:12Miss Uncle Jesse, what do you think we should do?
10:15I don't know, Daisy. I just don't know.
10:17I've been through everything with Luke.
10:20And I've never heard of him acting that-a-way.
10:27Well, there he is right now.
10:29Mr. Whipple doesn't give him a ride home.
10:31All right.
10:32Now, maybe whatever is bothering him, he might be over it by now.
10:36So let's just act like nothing happened.
10:38Yes, sir.
10:39Be glad to see.
10:41Hey, Luke.
10:42Hey, Luke.
10:44Hi.
10:44You made it.
10:46Just in time, too.
10:48Lord, for this food we're about to receive, we are truly grateful.
10:59Amen.
11:01Amen.
11:02Amen.
11:05Would you pass the cornbread, Daisy?
11:07Sure, Uncle Jesse.
11:11This is disgusting.
11:14You think a body would be able to get something decent to eat around here?
11:22That tears it down.
11:23Bo, Bo, just wait.
11:24Now, this time he's gone too darn far.
11:30Luke!
11:31You hold on just a second.
11:32Daisy and me can take that stuff you've been handing out to us all day,
11:35but you've got no call talking Uncle Jesse that way.
11:37Let me give you a piece of advice.
11:38You stay out of my business or you're going to be breathing between your ears.
11:49Luke!
11:52He's in no shape to be running around that General Lee.
11:55You've got to go get him, Bo.
11:56I ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Jesse.
11:59If you want me to, I will.
12:01I want you to.
12:03Yes, sir.
12:16You ain't in there, baby.
12:18We've been through worse times.
12:21Never like this, Uncle Jesse.
12:23Never like this.
12:25Never like this.
12:43Look, you pull over.
12:44We've got to talk.
12:46Sure cousin, I'll pull over.
13:02Friends, now they've had squabbles before.
13:05But this looks serious.
13:27And you don't know where you lost that vial, huh?
13:29No, Mr. Adams, I'm sorry, we don't.
13:31If someone were to consume that liquid, how long would he be affected by it?
13:35Anywhere from 12 to 24 hours.
13:37Look, maybe if we backtrack...
13:39Now, that might rouse suspicion.
13:40No, Dr. Davis, we're not going to tell anybody anything about this.
13:43Do you want to make myself clear?
13:44You mean we're going to stonewall this?
13:46Under the circumstances, I don't see where we have any other choice.
13:49Any more bad news like the press finding out we were in any way careless with genetic altering chemicals, then
13:56we'd be ruined.
14:03The ruination had done started.
14:06Poor Luke was the victim.
14:21Private property, eh?
14:41Things was getting mighty testy.
14:43And neighbor Angus Felpott wouldn't have thought much about it if Luke was being chased like usual.
14:47But Luke wasn't.
14:49And since Luke had also ruined Minnie's washing, Angus called the law.
14:53Luke, oh.
14:54All right, all right.
14:55Don't you worry about it, Angus.
14:57No, listen, I'll have the sheriff go after Luke Duke, and full restitution will be made to you.
15:01I promise you.
15:02Yeah, over and out.
15:03Did you hear that, Roscoe?
15:05What?
15:05Luke Duke acting up again.
15:07Oh.
15:08You know what Alice said to the ribbit after she followed him down that little hole in the ground?
15:12This gets curiouser and curiouser.
15:15Yes, sir.
15:16You know that Alice pulling that rabbit down that hole like that?
15:18Now that is sick.
15:19And if she's talking to animals, well, then she really needs help.
15:22Well, then you need help.
15:23You're always talking to animals.
15:25Who?
15:25You're talking to Flash.
15:26I resent the fact that you call Flash an animal.
15:29Huh?
15:29I didn't talk.
15:30Oh, did I?
15:30Well, I don't know.
15:31I don't want to talk about Flash anymore.
15:33Listen, I'm concerned here about Luke Duke.
15:35Don't you worry your fat little head about him.
15:37I'll cuff him and stuff him in post haste.
15:39Or is it haste pooper?
15:41Go ahead, Doris.
15:42Wait a minute till I make a bullseye.
15:43All right, I'll wait.
15:44Okay, watch this.
15:45I'm watching, I'm watching.
15:46It's all in the wrist, you know.
15:49Do it and go!
15:52Oh!
15:56Look at that, buddy.
15:57What did you do to me?
15:58Oh, listen.
15:59I'm sorry.
16:00Oh, you busted that fern.
16:02Oh!
16:03You still here?
16:04Yes.
16:04Go with you!
16:05After him, after him!
16:06Sorry about that.
16:08Don't come back too soon.
16:11Y'all remember them two bank robbers that's fixing Rob the Hazard Bank?
16:15Well, they're waiting for Zeb, their wheel man to come.
16:18And, uh, oh, there's Zeb now.
16:20Now, y'all gotta keep track of old Zeb,
16:22cause he's awfully important to what's about to transpire.
16:26Hey, Big H.
16:28This is Z.
16:29I'm in Hazard County now, so I should be at Checkpoint Charlie
16:32in about ten minutes.
16:34Do you read?
16:34We gotcha.
16:36All right, Ben.
16:37There's one more thing we gotta do before Zeb gets here.
16:39We gotta go up to Eagle Pass right there,
16:41cause I want a first-hand look at the roads
16:42we're gonna take out of Hazard after we bust that bank.
16:45All right?
16:46Sounds like these boys have had some serious training.
16:52I'll tell you, Uncle Jesse, we gotta do something.
16:55The way Luke's acting, there's no telling what he's gonna do next.
16:58We know there's something terrible wrong with Luke.
17:01But we don't know what it is.
17:04So, when you got a situation like that,
17:07you go see the man that does know.
17:10You do, don't you?
17:10Doc Appleby.
17:11See that?
17:11All right.
17:13Here's your hat, Uncle Jesse.
17:17Ben and Hurley was just looking over their escape route,
17:19but they were about to see something that really caught their eye.
17:25They open ears.
17:27Look, Duke can't hide from your daddy forever, can he?
17:30Oh, oh, look, see there?
17:33There he is, Duke!
17:35Good news, good news!
17:44You wanna enjoy this?
17:54Hot pursuit!
17:55Oh!
17:56I love it, I love it!
18:07Now, they was doing a land office business in outhouses that day.
18:11They'd sold three.
18:12But the outhouse industry ain't as easy as it looks.
18:15Oh!
18:15I bet he ain't gonna try that.
18:18Hang on!
18:19Oh!
18:19Oh!
18:24Oh!
18:25All right, Belvedere's.
18:27Oh, that was horrendous.
18:30Oh!
18:30Fell on that orange car.
18:33I ain't seen anyone handle a wheel like that.
18:35Forget him, Hurley.
18:36We got Zeb, remember?
18:39Yeah, right, Zeb.
18:42What do you think, Doc?
18:43Well, from what you all been telling me,
18:45Luke's personality has been completely altered somehow,
18:49and that's for sure.
18:49But how?
18:51It's hard to say, Daisy.
18:53A person gets bit with a poisonous snake or a spider,
18:56he acts strange, even erratic.
18:59Oh, can you doctor something like that?
19:01Well, not without knowing what did the biting.
19:03Does this mean Luke could die?
19:05Daisy, poison don't always kill.
19:08Well, what we better do is find Luke and get him here for you to look at him.
19:12Yes, and the sooner the better, providing it was a bite.
19:16I'm sorry, Jesse.
19:17Ain't no sorry than we are, Doc.
19:18We'll find him, Doc.
19:19Thanks a lot.
19:20Come on, kid.
19:36Come on, kid.
19:43You all right, sir?
19:44I reckon so, yes.
19:46Now, right here, the buttermilk is about to clout.
19:49Old eagle-eyed Enos spotted something about that car that he didn't like.
19:53Excuse me, sir.
19:54I'm sorry, but you're under arrest.
19:56That's a stolen car you're driving.
19:57Well, I just bought it from a dealer over in Capital City.
20:00Then suppose you and me go back to Capital City
20:02and let the police help us straighten this out?
20:04Why, sure.
20:05Sure.
20:06My big brother's expecting me for dinner.
20:08Could I maybe just see him and tell him I'll be late?
20:10Yes, sir.
20:11I'll let you do that.
20:12Just keep your hands where I can see him now.
20:15Yeah.
20:15Breaker, breaker.
20:16Hey, brother, this is Z.
20:18I'm gonna be late for dinner.
20:19I got a stolen car on my hands here.
20:22Meanwhile, Bo, Daisy, and Uncle Jesse
20:24wasn't having any luck at all finding Luke.
20:26So they stopped off at the boar's nest,
20:29hoping somebody had seen him.
20:30The boss was having a snack.
20:32Two pounds of big weenies.
20:37Listen, if you weren't after Luke Duke,
20:39like you go after my food,
20:41you'd have him long gone in the hooscow by now,
20:43you know that?
20:43No.
20:45No.
20:46No.
20:52Hey, Roscoe, JD, we're looking for Luke.
20:54Oh, oh, you're looking for Luke, are you?
20:57Well, ain't that a coincidence, though, Jesse?
20:59Yeah.
20:59On account of my sheriff here is looking for him, too.
21:01That's right, because he just tore up Angus Philpott's property
21:05with that orange clunker car of yours.
21:07He did what?
21:08He just tore up Angus Philpott's property.
21:10Ah, he hurt you!
21:11Well, he...
21:11Listen, something mighty curious is going on
21:13with that nephew of yours.
21:14Yeah.
21:14You Duke's better just tell me what it is.
21:16Yeah.
21:17Well, we don't rightly know.
21:18Mr. Jesse.
21:19Huh?
21:22Whoa.
21:23I think I'll just cuff and stuff at him.
21:25No, no, no, no.
21:26Just let him be.
21:27The way Luke's been acting lately,
21:28maybe you can pick him up for something really serious.
21:33Luke, you gotta come with us right away
21:35and go over to see Doc Appleby.
21:37What are you talking about?
21:38Uh, he said that if he can get a good look at you,
21:41maybe he can tell us why you're acting so strange.
21:43He thinks maybe you've been bit by a spider or a snake
21:46or something like that.
21:47I ain't been bit by nothing.
21:48Now, why don't the three of you just leave me alone?
21:53Hey, Sarah.
21:54Hi.
21:55I'd like to go for a ride in a General Lee.
21:57No, I don't think so.
21:58Well, you're playing hard to get, huh?
22:00Come on.
22:00Yeah, come on.
22:01Come on.
22:02Hey, come on now.
22:03You can't treat her.
22:04Mom!
22:05I want you to leave me alone.
22:07Get some ice.
22:08Come on, come on, come on.
22:10This is turning out to be interesting or an interesting...
22:13No!
22:13Come on, come on.
22:15Here.
22:26You know, we can take that bank without Zeb's driving.
22:29Yeah, could be, but we ain't gonna try.
22:34On second thought, maybe we are.
22:37Come on.
22:39Say there.
22:41I saw you driving this orange car this morning.
22:43You're a first-rate wheel man.
22:44The best around these parts.
22:48Well, if you could use a tub of money, we could use a driver.
22:51Money's what life's all about, ain't it?
22:53Yeah, well, supposing what we got in mind, uh, exactly legal.
22:58The less legal, the more money.
23:00Of course, all I heard so far is talk.
23:02Can you hear him?
23:03No.
23:04Dagblaston.
23:05Oh, good grief.
23:06I wish they'd talk up.
23:06I hate mumblers.
23:08Ben, give that man $500.
23:09Give the man $500.
23:12What this is, is holding money.
23:14There's gonna be plenty more down the line.
23:16How much more?
23:17Well, we're staying at the old shack at the end of Cotton Lane.
23:19We'll discuss it there.
23:20After Ben and me get something to eat.
23:22I'll be there.
23:25All right.
23:25Well.
23:26After something.
23:26Yeah.
23:33You must be crazy making a deal like that with a stranger.
23:35Did you see the look in that man's eyes?
23:37He's angry, and he's greedy, and best of all, he's local.
23:41Come on, man, don't you get it?
23:42We take the bank, he takes the heat.
23:45Yeah, right.
23:46Come on, I worked myself up quite an appetite.
23:55Come on.
23:55Why did he give that money to Luke?
23:56How should I know why he gave that money to Luke?
23:58Well, I'll tell you what.
24:00What?
24:00The minute them two jokers leave here, you follow him.
24:03Oh, good.
24:03You'll find out why they gave that money to Luke.
24:05Oh, good, good.
24:05I'm good at it.
24:07She did.
24:08Oh, I'll tell you.
24:10Police work is my life.
24:17He's here, Uncle Jesse.
24:18I'm going.
24:19I got me a score to settle.
24:20Bo, you just wait a minute now.
24:22Bo, come here.
24:23Now, I know Luke's been acting up lately,
24:26but you fighting him ain't gonna help matters none.
24:29We're family.
24:30So it's up to us to figure out what's hurting him
24:33and try to help him.
24:34You got that?
24:36Yes, sir.
24:37Remember.
24:45Wait a minute, Luke, you ain't planning on going anywhere, are you?
24:47You're dang right I am.
24:48And I hate long goodbyes.
24:50Now, hold on a second.
24:51You forgetting that half this car still belongs to me?
24:54I just bought out your half.
24:56Luke, please, don't do this.
25:00Besides, you got an interest in this farm.
25:02You're wrong.
25:03I ain't got no interest in this farm.
25:05This place don't grow nothing but rocks and weeds.
25:07Come tomorrow, I'll be able to buy ten farmers better than this one.
25:12Bye.
25:18Luke couldn't have hurt his family any more than if he'd have studied on it.
25:21I ain't ever seen the dukes in this big a mess.
25:30I'm going after him.
25:31Well, this time we're all going.
25:33Well, y'all better get in and put your seat belts on.
26:02Some folks gotta learn the hard way, don't they?
26:06Some folks gotta learn the hard way, don't they?
26:07What's he doing?
26:08He's running crazy.
26:10Hello, look out!
26:15Shoot.
26:16Now ain't never gonna find out what's wrong with Luke or what he's up to.
26:18Or where he got all that money.
26:20That doesn't worry me half as much as where he plans to get more money.
26:23Where was it he first started acting strange?
26:26It was on that dang hay ride.
26:27Oh, not Bo.
26:28It was before that.
26:30Remember over the pond when he went and got water for the radiator?
26:33That's where we start looking.
26:34What are we gonna look for?
26:35I don't know, but it sure beats sitting here waiting for something bad to happen.
26:40Meanwhile, following Boss's orders, Roscoe trailed them two dudes back to their cabin.
26:45This works my life.
26:47Look at this.
26:49Here.
26:49That's it.
26:50I know where that...
26:52Oh!
26:53Oh!
26:55Oh!
26:58Oh!
27:01Oh!
27:02Oh!
27:02Oh!
27:02Oh!
27:03Oh!
27:03Oh!
27:06Oh!
27:09Oh!
27:10Oh!
27:10Oh, you've got to worry about this.
27:11Look.
27:12Once we knock off Aug's bank tomorrow, we jump in that orange car and we take off.
27:16The way that Duke boy drives, we'll be out of hazard before the town knows what hit him.
27:20Oh, Bors, I'll be glad to hear that.
27:22Duke involved!
27:26Then once we're out of hazard, we leave that Duke boy for the law to pick up.
27:31Meanwhile, Bo, Daisy and Jesse was looking around the pond area,
27:34hoping to find something that might give them a clue to Luke's strange and dangerous behavior.
27:41here. Jesse, oh, look at this. What is it? Genetic Research Corporation, Atlanta. Phew,
27:50moisture smells funny. What do you make of that? Well, I suppose whatever was in this glass
27:56got in the water. Hey, wait a minute. Now, Luke could have taken a drink of that when he's
27:59filling that jug up to fill the radiator. That's right. Genetics, that's got something to do with
28:05the function of the human body. Now, if you're right, Bo and Luke did get a swig of this
28:09some way, what? Ain't we doing a lot of supposing here, Uncle Jesse? Well, maybe so, but that's
28:14about the only thing we got to go on now, ain't it? Why don't we see what this genetic research
28:17corpse has got to say over in Atlanta? All right. And the way I figured, your cut ought to come
28:30to about 20,000. How's that grab you? I don't know what I'm going to enjoy more. Having all
28:34that money are seeing the look on Hog's face when we take it away from him. Yeah, well,
28:39you know how to use one of these things? Sure do. I haven't had one in my hands since,
28:44well, since Marines. Go out back, practice up a little bit.
28:57I thought he was only going to do the driving. Use your head, will you? After we hit that bank
29:02and dump him, I want the fuzz to catch him with a gun in his hand. That way he can't
29:07kill him looking for us for 20 years. Ooh, that's it, that's it.
29:12Ah! Oh, I bet that's, I bet you're a war to another. Oh, yeah, I sure am. And listen, boss,
29:18you know you haven't done anything but eat since I told you what I heard.
29:21I know that, Roscoe, and I'll tell you something, there's even more satisfying things in life than eating.
29:25What? Like putting Luke Duke behind bars for the next 25 years. Ooh, at least, then, huh?
29:31Roscoe P. Coltrane is just the man to capture him and put him there. Yeah, only you ain't going to
29:35be the one who's going to capture him. I ain't.
29:37Oh, no, sirreeba. Oh. The FBI is going to capture him. Yeah. After they rob the bank.
29:43After they rob the bank. You see, I'm going to put a spy camera with a video recorder right there
29:47in the middle of the bank. Ooh.
29:48I mean, that's going to give me the prima facie every day. Ooh, there's a lot of prima facie, whatever.
29:54And then, then after they pull the job, well, you just take the tape to the FBI in a little.
30:00Ooh, that's hilarious.
30:02Well, here's another first in Hazard County. Luke Duke holding a gun, fixing to rob a bank. It's a bad
30:08day in Hazard.
30:09.
30:18While Luke was firing that pistol of his, Bo, Daisy, and Jesse were up in Atlanta firing questions at Dr.
30:23Davies .
30:24.
30:25.
30:25What we would like to know is how did this get into Hazard and what was in it in the
30:31first place.
30:32As I said, Mr. Duke, I have no idea how that got into hazard or what was in it.
30:37Now, I'm sorry, but I just can't help you.
30:40Can't or won't.
30:41Look, miss, Dr. Davis is a busy lady.
30:44And you all are wasting a lot of her time.
30:47Now, just a minute, young man.
30:48Listen here.
30:48This happened to somebody...
30:50Hey, Daisy, Daisy, now hold on a second, Uncle Jesse.
30:52I'm sure the man's right.
30:53If the doctor could help us out, she would.
30:55Let's just get on back to town and try something else.
31:00It's all right, Uncle Jesse.
31:03Thanks for your time, Doc.
31:13I'll tell you, Bob.
31:14I just got the strongest feeling that doctor's lying.
31:16Yeah, I got the same feeling.
31:18But feeling ain't proof.
31:19Uncle Jesse, now, wait a minute.
31:21They got to keep records in that building, right?
31:23Why don't we just wait till after it gets dark, go in there and take a look at their files?
31:26Oh, no, Bob.
31:27That'd be against the law.
31:28I know it is, Uncle Jesse, but...
31:31Shoot, don't you think we can bend the law just this once?
31:33Seeing as how it looks, life depends on it.
31:37Well, it won't be dark for a while.
31:40That means yes.
31:41Yeah.
31:51Back at Hazard, Boss was preparing for his television trap of Luke Duke, robbing his bank.
31:56Boys, I want to thank you for doing a first-class job on that TV tape machine.
32:00Now, there's your chick.
32:01Thank you very much.
32:03All the best to you.
32:04Now, Bilba Dears, look right up there.
32:05You see that little box up there?
32:07Roscoe, what do you think you're doing?
32:08Oh, well, I'm helping Flash with her television debut.
32:13Smile and say doggie num num.
32:15Ah!
32:25Jesse didn't have much stomach for violating the law,
32:28but he knew he had to find out what happened to Luke.
32:30Bye.
32:33Bye.
32:35Bye.
32:44Bye.
32:48Bye.
32:50Bye.
32:52Bye.
32:52Bye.
32:53Bye.
32:54Bye.
32:56Bye.
33:09you know the dukes are a little out of their pasture when it comes to breaking in
33:13in the big city and i figure it's going to catch up to them
33:40there's the files
34:00yes so this is what's wrong with luke you gotta be lucky it's this there is a law against breaking
34:09and injuring what you say yeah doc you got some explaining to do we're gonna have to go to the
34:15law and they can tell us who's been breaking it while the lady doctor was telling the dukes
34:19about luke's condition boss and roscoe was working on boss's plan oh for goodness sake
34:32so although there is no known antidote i can tell you this the chemical should pass through
34:37his body within 24 hours well that means luke's not going to be really okay until 11 o'clock
34:43tomorrow morning there's no telling what could happen to him between now and then well if you
34:47could find him stay with him till the chemical wears off that way there should be no problems
34:52lady you better hope there's no trouble come on y'all let's get back to the farm yeah we got
34:56some
34:56busy looking to do we could start over at the bulky place next morning while hurley ben and luke
35:04were starting for town to rob old boss's bank and boss and roscoe was getting ready for the robbery
35:08beau daisy and jesse were still looking for luke
35:15hey enos hi enos oh hi y'all hey enos we're we're looking for luke have you seen him around
35:22anywhere no sir i haven't seen him i hope he's all right hey did y'all hear did y'all
35:26hear about me
35:26when they found old enos and he told him about capturing a bank robbing wheelman named zeb
35:31and also what he'd heard about bosses installing his camera in the bank mr hogg even told me to take
35:36the day off but he put in cameras huh yes sir take the day off come on uh happy fishing
35:42enos
35:43you drive both all right if jd put in some cameras that means he's expecting to be robbed
35:52since he gave enos the day off today it's gotta be today and where the heck is luke gonna get
35:56enough money to buy 10 farms hey let's go
36:11there he is
36:15look he's got two men with him
36:16don't tighten y'all
36:23now i don't know how long that pipe is but that old boy better get a move on
36:47lord have mercy
36:48oh shoot that's not gonna do no good i know it ain't uncle jesse so we don't have a spare
36:56tire
36:56and by the time we fix this dang thing it's gonna be too late for luke well somebody do something
37:03i think somebody just did hey y'all can i help out yeah you sure can listen can i drive
37:07yeah above that this is a county emergency i'll tell you all about on the way into town
37:12we'll follow you after we get this fixed yes sir
37:18look didn't mean none of that stuff he said he got a hold of some bad water
37:21well he's been acting strange i think he's on the way to rob the bank
37:23so we gotta stop before he gets to that bank
37:32here comes luke duke now taking his first step leading to the penitentiary
37:42all right the bank should be opening just about now
37:47hey we don't want no shooting well that's purely up to boss hog now
37:54all right baby you drive and don't spare the horse
38:07jesse and daisy were back in action but so were hurley ben and luke
38:18all right hog stick up
38:20think of oh goodness gracious fix alive boys listen i was just about to deliver this money
38:24to atlanta now you deliver it to us fat man
38:28luke duke is that really you quit stalling hog
38:33wait a minute look this is all the money i got in the bank
38:36besides it ain't even mine you know it belongs to all them poor widows in north
38:39boss shut up and give us some money
38:43yeah but yeah but yeah but
38:51you don't don't come on come on you look like a little fat
38:55oh there it is
38:57there it is the tape now i want you to take this tape the fbi in atlanta just like i
39:02told
39:05looks like we're too late though
39:06if we can get them before they get out of town
39:23i got it i got it
39:25all right
39:45the law is on our tail
39:47all right duke do your thing
39:48we got it
39:53hang on enos
40:02watch it
40:07roscoe
40:09roscoe we're sorry about that
40:10you're sorry you done stuffed the mange on flash's ears
40:15see what i got
40:16i got a tape of luke duke holding up boss's bank by gunpoint
40:20and i'm taking it to the fbi in atlanta
40:22it's out of my way riffraff
40:24now wait a minute roscoe that
40:25hush i do not consort with relatives of known criminals
40:29roscoe we want to do
40:30we got to stop roscoe
40:35how are we going to do that
40:36i don't know we're going to stop him and then we're going to explain what he did
40:41and then we're going to pray that his better nature will come out some way
40:45i remember back in 1938
40:47he did a nice thing for somebody
40:49and he made this do it again
40:55daisy took a shortcut and caught up to roscoe
40:57the trick now was
40:59he got the tape
41:01do it roscoe
41:03i'm sorry about that roscoe
41:05this is getting to be a habit
41:06well i had to get your attention
41:08now listen
41:09we've done a lot of favors for you over the years
41:12haven't we
41:12well
41:13well haven't we
41:14well he just
41:15i'm asking you for one little favor
41:17and that is to listen to us explain
41:19why luke robbed that bank
41:21if you listen to our story
41:22and still feel that you got to take that tape to the fbi
41:25we won't do nothing to stop you
41:27well i'll tell you something that ain't gonna do no good
41:30because no matter what you tell me
41:32neither rain or sleet
41:33or a whole basket of metal muffins
41:35is not gonna stop me on my appointed task
41:38and that is taking this tape to the fbi and i in atlanta
41:43in fact i'm gonna put this in the back seat
41:45where my watchdog flesh
41:47will guard it back
41:49now stick your hand in there you'll bring back a nub
41:53here's what happened you see
41:54the kids was up by lake mulmont
41:56and the general run out of
41:58is this a long story
42:02i know i know
42:03i know about the only chance for guys to
42:05going up there and cut down hangman's hill
42:07hang on enos
42:16if he passes that old truck he'll make it to the county line for sure boat
42:20not if we pass him first
42:22hang on enos
42:38just stay here dude we'll take care of these two
42:42all right enos you know what to do
42:43i got you bo
42:51i got you bo
42:52i got you bo
42:58right there bo
42:59luke you don't want to use that gun on me
43:01you're dead wrong about that
43:02if i don't put a stop to this stuff right here and now
43:05you're gonna wind up spending the rest of your days behind bars
43:07i really don't think you want to do that
43:17this here's for your own good
43:20you're under arrest hold it now
43:45what's going on
43:48what are we doing down here
43:50who the heck beat
43:52you
43:53you did
43:56are you all all right down there
43:57yeah
43:59and it's refining
44:01luke's back to his old self
44:02why don't you
44:04take them two fellas in
44:05i'll take him home myself
44:06all right
44:07that's great
44:09come on fellas
44:10so you see roscoe that's why luke did what he did
44:12oh jesse that is the biggest bunch of malarkey i've ever heard in my life
44:18i don't buy that story any more than i buy the story that boss tries to sell me
44:22about that monster that goes fee-fi-fo-fum
44:25and that goose that lays a golden egg
44:27it don't lay no golden egg
44:28it does it
44:29well it doesn't make any difference anyway
44:31because i've got the tape
44:33and i'm taking it to atlanta
44:35did that see right
44:36here
44:37did that
44:38it's a blast jesse
44:39the tape uncle jesse
44:40oh
44:43sometimes the lord answered your prayers in strange ways
44:50i did all of that
44:51yeah you did
44:54matter of fact i'd say you got about a week's worth of apologizing to do
44:59come on fellas
45:00easy does it
45:02while the hazard pond was being repurified
45:04ben and hurley was being remanded to custody
45:07for all the banks that they'd been holding up
45:09bo enos and luke convinced boss that he had no case at all against luke
45:13flaccid chewed up his evidence
45:14no real money had been stolen
45:16and if it came to court old boss himself would be tried for conspiracy
45:20being himself again
45:22luke apologized to everyone that he'd insulted
45:25and folks forgave him
45:26friends and family alike
45:28which probably is one of the best things hazard county has going for him
45:33so let's do it
45:34welcome back
45:35it's good to be here
45:41and if you think so
45:42and i'll see you next time
46:17Good God, YouTube.
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