- 5 weeks ago
Situationship With My Billionaire Friend Dramapop
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00:00:05Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:11What are you doing here?
00:00:16Beth, you set me up.
00:00:19You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:25Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:29You and Asher?
00:00:31You're a great couple.
00:00:33I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:41They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:53And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:57What was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:14Are we done here?
00:01:17Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing.
00:01:21Was it good for you?
00:01:23Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:27Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:39You too.
00:01:41This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:47I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But, but...
00:01:55Take care, Monique.
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her...
00:02:14Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:03:00Oh, damn it.
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Oh my god.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:07What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:12Sam.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Can I grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:27We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:29Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:37We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Stop doing that.
00:03:53Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at Gengar.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00They're our biggest client.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey.
00:04:11That's cool.
00:04:17What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:23Oh, my God.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:34How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Hey, we're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your man.
00:04:46Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:05:02I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:05:12You're not your wing man.
00:05:40I can't remember the last- I had so much fun.
00:05:43I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:50I have that effect on women.
00:05:52Stop.
00:05:57I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:59Thanks.
00:06:01I think.
00:06:04Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:10Friends forever?
00:06:12Friends forever.
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:19Friends forever.
00:06:20Friends forever.
00:06:25Family.
00:06:28Oh, my God.
00:07:00Oh, my God.
00:07:30Oh, my God.
00:07:34Let's do that again.
00:07:40Oh, my God.
00:07:42Oh, my God.
00:07:56Oh, my God.
00:07:56It feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:04Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:07What?
00:08:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:09Bad idea.
00:08:09What?
00:08:11Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:13Why?
00:08:15Because!
00:08:17Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:20Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:23I suppose you're right.
00:08:26But still.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:32I have a proposition.
00:08:35What?
00:08:36Friends with benefits.
00:08:39Sex without strings.
00:08:41You do you, I do me.
00:08:44And we do each other.
00:08:49Interesting.
00:08:57Okay, sold.
00:09:01Plenty of benefits.
00:09:27And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:37Asher.
00:09:37Hello ladies.
00:09:39Asher?
00:09:42You two know each other?
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:47We know each other from college.
00:09:49He's one of my best friends.
00:09:51What are you doing here?
00:09:53He's here to see my father.
00:09:55Wait what?
00:09:55Daddy owns the company.
00:09:57I know.
00:09:59I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:02He's worth billions.
00:10:03And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:06I've been busy since college.
00:10:08Clearly.
00:10:10Listen.
00:10:10I gotta run, but...
00:10:12Talk to you later?
00:10:14Sure.
00:10:16Good to see you back.
00:10:17You too.
00:10:21Oh, what a man.
00:10:33What's this?
00:10:35I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:39A contract?
00:10:40It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:42Okay.
00:10:44Article one.
00:10:45Nobody knows.
00:10:46It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:49Good point.
00:10:50Article two.
00:10:51We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:55Okay.
00:10:56Article three.
00:10:58Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:00Agreed.
00:11:02Article four.
00:11:04No lies.
00:11:06No lies.
00:11:09Article five.
00:11:12Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:11:15the agreement is over.
00:11:17I don't like that one.
00:11:20Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:23Fine.
00:11:26And finally.
00:11:33Friends first.
00:11:35Friends first.
00:11:46Let's see.
00:11:47Let's see.
00:12:05Let's see.
00:12:41No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:43And I think you're insane.
00:12:44No, you do.
00:12:48Talk to me.
00:12:53Will you go out with me?
00:12:56What?
00:12:57On a date.
00:12:58Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:01A real one.
00:13:03No.
00:13:09What?
00:13:11I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:13Forget the contract.
00:13:15No, friends first.
00:13:16Remember?
00:13:19Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:25Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:37Come on.
00:13:42Friends first.
00:13:49Friends first.
00:14:01So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:02Yes, you will.
00:14:17He asked me out.
00:14:19He asked me out.
00:14:20Breathe, Beth.
00:14:21Breathe.
00:14:22I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:25On Asher?
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:27He asked you out?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:29On a date?
00:14:30Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:32Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:34Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:35You can give me some tips.
00:14:37Oh.
00:14:39Um.
00:14:40Yeah, okay.
00:14:41I gotta go.
00:14:43Getting a money-petti ready for the big plate.
00:14:45I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:49Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:59Where was he born?
00:15:00Philadelphia.
00:15:02Philadelphia.
00:15:03Uh, favorite food?
00:15:05Um.
00:15:08He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:11Mm-hmm.
00:15:11Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:13I like your pen.
00:15:15I've never seen that color before.
00:15:17Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:18It's my favorite color.
00:15:19Heliotrope purple.
00:15:21Cool.
00:15:22What about sports?
00:15:25Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:28On your date?
00:15:29I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man.
00:15:31He's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:35Marry?
00:15:36You got a problem with that?
00:15:44Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:47Me and Asher?
00:15:49I don't know.
00:15:51I don't know.
00:15:52No, no, no.
00:15:53Please.
00:15:54We're friends.
00:15:56We're best friends.
00:15:57Good.
00:15:58By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:01Where'd you get it?
00:16:02Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:04It's super cute.
00:16:05Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:07Uh, siblings?
00:16:12And being an only child.
00:16:14I was an only child as well.
00:16:16Really?
00:16:17Cool.
00:16:18Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:21I was born in Philly.
00:16:25Shut up.
00:16:26It's my favorite city.
00:16:28Where was the school?
00:16:30Um, I...
00:16:34Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:37Mm-hmm.
00:16:41How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:45That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:51I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:57I had a wonderful time.
00:17:00I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:03That would be great.
00:17:06Good night.
00:17:09Oh, my.
00:17:11Okay, thank you.
00:17:15Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:21Uh, take care.
00:17:22Why don't you come up?
00:17:25And I will fuck you.
00:17:27It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:30Oh.
00:17:31Oh.
00:17:32Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:35Why?
00:17:36Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:41I'm a one-night stand.
00:17:43No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:44It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:17:49Let's wait.
00:17:51So it can be perfect.
00:17:54Yeah.
00:17:58Yes.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03Toodles.
00:18:10Beth?
00:18:12It was nice.
00:18:13We have a lot in common.
00:18:17Are you jealous?
00:18:21No.
00:18:26Did you, um,
00:18:29did you sleep together?
00:18:30No.
00:18:32But not for a lack of a trying.
00:18:35Beth?
00:18:35She's an animal.
00:18:37Oh, God.
00:18:39Stop it.
00:18:41Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:44Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:46Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:48I want to wait,
00:18:49just in case she is the one.
00:18:52You never know.
00:18:54I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:00I'm never getting married.
00:19:04I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:11You do you.
00:19:13To each his own.
00:19:14Agreed.
00:19:15Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:17Maybe.
00:19:17Give it back.
00:19:18Give it back.
00:19:19Come on.
00:19:20Mm-mm.
00:19:20It's not for you.
00:19:23It's my strawberry.
00:19:24All right.
00:19:30That was rude.
00:19:34That was rude.
00:19:35Do you?
00:20:01It's myällen.
00:20:02Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:07You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:11True love does not exist.
00:20:13You will only get hurt.
00:20:15He is your friend.
00:20:18Don't blow it.
00:20:19Friendship first.
00:20:22Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:25You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:27True love does not exist.
00:20:30You will only get hurt.
00:20:31He is your friend. Don't blow it.
00:20:36Print it first.
00:20:38The animal looks.
00:21:01The animal looks.
00:21:08Hey.
00:21:10Shit!
00:21:12I'm so sorry.
00:21:13My bad, my fault.
00:21:16Hang on.
00:21:19You got a tissue?
00:21:24Here, let me.
00:21:26Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:28Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:31Hey, Asher.
00:21:33Eric.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:38Well, see you guys later.
00:21:43Here.
00:21:48I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:50I'm Eric.
00:22:00That was fun.
00:22:02Yeah, was that fun?
00:22:03Or was Eric fun?
00:22:07Both?
00:22:08Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:12So what?
00:22:14Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:16No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:17I am.
00:22:19Oh, my God.
00:22:21Are you jealous?
00:22:23No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:24Why would I be jealous?
00:22:25We're friends with benefits.
00:22:27Remember?
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:31You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:32Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:34You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:39I can handle myself.
00:22:42Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:22:47You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:51Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:54arrangement.
00:22:56Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:04Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:09Maybe I will.
00:23:13Yes.
00:23:21The floor is for Mrs. Leen Lemons.
00:23:24That's me.
00:23:25Oh, my God.
00:23:30I'm Eric.
00:23:38What are you doing here?
00:23:40How'd I meet him with Beth's dad?
00:23:44Mr. Merrick.
00:23:46I'm Eric.
00:23:47What are you doing here?
00:23:47Yes.
00:23:51They're nice.
00:23:55Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:00I was out of line.
00:24:02No.
00:24:03No, I was out of line.
00:24:08I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:12Oh my God.
00:24:14Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:19Friends forever.
00:24:23Friends forever.
00:24:27Dinner later?
00:24:30Sounds awesome.
00:24:50Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:52Oh, it's just, I'm just so happy.
00:24:57You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:02I think he could be the one.
00:25:04Oh.
00:25:05I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:08You've only just started dating.
00:25:11Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:18Uh, yeah.
00:25:21That's us.
00:25:23You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:28He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:33I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:36Oh.
00:25:37No.
00:25:38I don't know.
00:25:39I just want him to be happy.
00:25:41By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:43It's so unique.
00:25:45What color is it?
00:25:47Paris pink.
00:25:48I love it.
00:25:50Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:52Toodles.
00:26:00Why are you so down?
00:26:02What's wrong?
00:26:05Nothing.
00:26:07Famous last words.
00:26:09Is it attic?
00:26:12Of course not.
00:26:14How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:17She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:19Yeah, you never know.
00:26:24Give me your hand.
00:26:26I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:28Come on.
00:26:29Okay.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:32This is your lifeline.
00:26:35It's long.
00:26:36If you have a nice long life.
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:40This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:43And it looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:52And this is your love line.
00:26:55So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:26:59But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:25You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:28Great idea.
00:27:29Let's go.
00:29:03Who is that?
00:29:05I have no idea.
00:29:07Hello?
00:29:08Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:10What?
00:29:12I brought dough!
00:29:23No!
00:29:24That's...
00:29:25How could you?
00:29:32Beth!
00:29:33Wait!
00:29:33Beth!
00:29:34Oh, fuck.
00:29:35What have I done?
00:29:38What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:40Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:52Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:54I'm leaving.
00:29:55I'm getting dressed.
00:29:56I'm going.
00:29:57I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:58I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:59You didn't do anything.
00:30:00It was me.
00:30:00I fucked up.
00:30:02You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:04It wasn't.
00:30:05It isn't.
00:30:05It doesn't matter.
00:30:06I fucked up.
00:30:07Whatever it is.
00:30:08It was.
00:30:08I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:14I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:29Friends first?
00:30:35Friends first.
00:30:50Hey, Beth.
00:30:51Go away!
00:30:57I need to talk to you.
00:31:00I fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:04You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:07No, no, no.
00:31:08It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:09It was a stupid game.
00:31:10Friends with benefits.
00:31:11But it's over now, okay?
00:31:13I promise.
00:31:21Do you love her?
00:31:22Of course not.
00:31:24Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:28Really?
00:31:30Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:32You and me.
00:31:35Please.
00:31:37Give me another chance.
00:31:44I suppose.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:52Okay.
00:32:03Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:05Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:07Uh, I'm so confused.
00:32:09Friends forever, remember?
00:32:16Eric.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:21I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:24I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:36Asher?
00:32:37Asher?
00:32:37It's me!
00:32:38I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:40What's going on?
00:32:41Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:42Call me!
00:32:56Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:00I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:02If you ever want to be friends again,
00:33:05you'll know where to find me.
00:33:27It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:29Hey, Eric.
00:33:31Um...
00:33:33I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night,
00:33:36and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:38Asher?
00:33:39Asher, where are you?
00:33:40Why won't you call me back?
00:33:42I know.
00:33:43You're with her!
00:33:44You lied to me!
00:33:47Okay.
00:33:48Miss you.
00:33:49Call me.
00:33:50Bye!
00:33:55Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:59Um...
00:34:00Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:02and spend some time with you, but...
00:34:05Maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:08I'll call you when I can.
00:34:25Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:25Slow down.
00:34:25Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:38Slow down.
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:44To love.
00:34:47Wait.
00:34:49Love sucks.
00:34:53Okay.
00:34:55I think we've had enough.
00:34:58How about we head back to my place?
00:35:01Hmm.
00:35:03Hmm.
00:35:04Fabulous.
00:35:08Easy.
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:09Let's go.
00:35:09Let's go.
00:35:10Let's go.
00:35:11Let's go.
00:35:11Let's go.
00:35:11Let's go.
00:35:13Let's go.
00:35:36What a good you did, man.
00:35:39Oh.
00:35:40Oh, oh.
00:35:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:36:08I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:10Nah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:13You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:15No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:17Is it Leanne?
00:36:19I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:22You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:24I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:27Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:32It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:35No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:39Which is why...
00:36:41I grabbed a photo.
00:36:45I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:48She doesn't have to be in her house.
00:37:04I guess she's got a photo of her.
00:37:06She didn't have to be in her house, but...
00:37:08I guess she's not the same.
00:37:08She didn't have to be in her house.
00:37:09I'm just kidding.
00:37:11She didn't have to be in her house.
00:38:28What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:32Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:34Hey.
00:38:35Your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:38Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:40Don't tell me what you do, woman.
00:38:42She can handle herself. Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:47Asher.
00:38:48Look at the loser.
00:38:49It's all embarrassing.
00:38:53Fucking prick.
00:38:55Come here.
00:38:59Come on.
00:39:01Come on.
00:39:02Come on.
00:39:02Come on.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:17Come on.
00:40:19Beth, we were never together.
00:40:23I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:26You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:28Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:32I'm so sorry.
00:40:33I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:36You're fired.
00:40:38You can't fire me.
00:40:39I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:42I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:44You can't.
00:40:45She'll sue.
00:40:48Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:51And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:57Yeah.
00:41:14Shit.
00:41:19Shit.
00:41:23Shit.
00:41:24Shit.
00:41:53Oh, my God.
00:42:55Super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:00Love for a friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:06XO, XO.
00:43:10When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:16I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:19Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:21I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:24You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:31I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:33I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:36Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:41Leigh-Anne.
00:43:44I am not a cheater.
00:43:47I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break
00:43:50up over this, then fine.
00:43:57I do.
00:44:02Kate.
00:44:02I do.
00:44:03I do.
00:44:14I do.
00:44:19I do.
00:44:21I do.
00:44:23I do.
00:44:24I do.
00:44:26I do.
00:44:32I do.
00:44:36I will, I will, I will!
00:44:48Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:51Or both. Thoughts?
00:44:56Please, don't marry her.
00:44:59You don't love her.
00:45:01You're rebounding.
00:45:08I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:13A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:20They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:38Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:42I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know
00:45:47that?
00:45:47It's crazy.
00:45:49Oh my god.
00:46:05Hello?
00:46:09Did you get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to
00:46:16try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:19Sure. Thanks.
00:46:39Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:51You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:46:58Ever.
00:47:06Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:12Wait, what?
00:47:15Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:19Who's the source?
00:47:26Oh my God. Why would she do this?
00:47:30Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:32No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:34You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:40But you never speak to me again.
00:47:45So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:46Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:50It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:47:55You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:47:59So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:10Asha?
00:48:11You bitch.
00:48:12What?
00:48:13You jealous bitch.
00:48:16What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:18I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday. So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:23Honey?
00:48:24Honey?
00:48:24What are you talking about? I...
00:48:26I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:29The whole job well done.
00:48:30Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:32Stay away from me.
00:48:35Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:38We are not friends.
00:48:40Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:43Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:48:53You are dead to me.
00:49:19You are dead to me.
00:49:21You are dead to me.
00:49:22You are dead to me.
00:49:27You are dead to me.
00:49:29You are dead to me.
00:49:33You are dead to me.
00:49:35You are dead to me.
00:49:39You are dead to me.
00:49:42You are dead to me.
00:49:43You are dead to me.
00:49:45You are dead to me.
00:49:46You are dead to me.
00:49:46You are dead to me.
00:49:47You are dead to me.
00:49:48You are dead to me.
00:49:48You are dead to me.
00:51:56Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:51:59I didn't write this.
00:52:00It's...
00:52:05Heliotrope purple.
00:52:09It was Beth.
00:52:14Heliotrope purple.
00:52:18It was Beth.
00:52:21She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:24Oh my god.
00:52:26Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:27I have to warn him.
00:52:30Come on, come on.
00:52:32Come on, come on.
00:52:32It's right.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:36Come on.
00:52:41Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:10Beth?
00:53:11I'm sorry.
00:53:26I got it.
00:53:27I got it.
00:53:37This is...
00:53:38I got it.
00:53:40It's right.
00:53:43I don't know.
00:54:12Oh my god.
00:54:15She's insane.
00:54:18What are you doing here?
00:54:22Beth.
00:54:24You set me up.
00:54:27You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:30I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:34And I won.
00:54:37You stay away from me.
00:54:39You're insane.
00:54:44I'll scream.
00:54:45Nobody will hear you.
00:54:52I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:54:59I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:01I promise, Beth.
00:55:03Okay?
00:55:05You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:09He loves you.
00:55:13Why don't I just go away?
00:55:15I'll move.
00:55:17I'll quit my job.
00:55:18Just, please.
00:55:21Beth.
00:55:23Don't hurt me.
00:55:24Okay?
00:55:25I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:29But you've got to go.
00:55:31Oh!
00:55:36I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:40But you've got to go.
00:55:42Oh!
00:55:43No!
00:55:45Oh my god!
00:55:45No!
00:55:48No!
00:55:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:22No, no, no, no.
00:56:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:56:57no.
00:56:57Don't bother.
00:56:59That pipe's in there good.
00:57:00You're not going anywhere.
00:57:04You're crazy.
00:57:06You're never getting away with this.
00:57:09Oh, but I will.
00:57:10See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:12And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:14And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:19I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:26You bitch.
00:57:28You bitch!
00:57:29Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:36Toodles!
00:57:37And by the way, we're back.
00:57:38No!
00:57:44No!
00:57:45No!
00:57:53No!
00:57:55No!
00:57:56No!
00:57:58No!
00:58:00No!
00:58:01No!
00:58:02No!
00:58:03No!
00:58:05No!
00:58:06No!
00:58:06No!
00:58:06I don't know.
00:58:38I don't know.
00:59:27No, no, no, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:29Come on, come on, come on.
00:59:32Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:00:06Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:00:09What's going on, Beth?
01:00:11Security, take this woman away.
01:00:13She's clearly deranged.
01:00:15Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:17We are gathered here today.
01:00:18Let's go finish it.
01:00:19Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:26What?
01:00:27That's completely absurd.
01:00:32Is this true?
01:00:33She's crazy.
01:00:34Security!
01:00:36She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:43Asher, you love me.
01:00:45We're getting married today.
01:00:46Go, go, go!
01:00:49Go away, you crazy bitch from ruining everything!
01:01:02Beth, how could you?
01:01:03I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:05Get off me.
01:01:11I will kill you.
01:01:13I will kill you!
01:01:14Get off me!
01:01:18No!
01:01:20No!
01:01:22No!
01:01:23No!
01:01:24No!
01:01:25No!
01:01:25I...
01:01:25Beth, I'm not too dead!
01:01:27I'm not too dead.
01:01:28I'm not too dead.
01:01:28You're not too dead.
01:01:29I'm not too dead.
01:01:30No.
01:01:32Hey.
01:01:34You okay?
01:01:36Yeah.
01:01:38I think so.
01:01:39Okay.
01:01:41God, someone grab a chair.
01:01:46You okay?
01:01:48Yeah, I think so.
01:01:51Okay, good.
01:01:53God, someone grab a chair.
01:02:00Babe, hey, wake up, babe.
01:02:04Baby, wake up.
01:02:05Baby, hey, wake up.
01:02:07Wake up, baby.
01:02:08You, Leanne.
01:02:10Oh.
01:02:12Asher.
01:02:12Yes, it's me.
01:02:14And it's all over.
01:02:21I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:23I'm more sorry.
01:02:25You saved me.
01:02:26You're my hero.
01:02:32Asher, I love you.
01:02:35I love you, Leanne.
01:02:42Let me help you.
01:02:44Come on.
01:02:49Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:02:55Yeah.
01:03:02Will you marry me?
01:03:07Yes.
01:03:08Yes.
01:03:09Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:11Yes, yes.
01:03:16They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:20But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:23Bye!
01:03:24Bye, bye-bye.
01:03:26Thank you, Chiu.
01:03:29Bye.
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