- 7 weeks ago
My Cyber Crush Is My Boss Idrama
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00:00:03I'm Kitten. I've got a million followers on Instagram just because I've got a perfect muse.
00:00:11Fox v. Cybercrush.
00:00:19Always be a muse. Just for you.
00:00:26It feels like I was right there by watching this video.
00:00:34What do I do?
00:00:35Brooke I'm near the q2 breakdown in an hour.
00:00:38Boss... I...
00:00:41Fuck.
00:00:43I'm supposed to manifest to the boxes of the house.
00:00:50Kid, meet me at this restaurant tonight.
00:00:54I'll finally get to meet my online boyfriend in person.
00:00:58I can't wait, babe.
00:01:14Here yet, kid?
00:01:15I got you blue flowers.
00:01:20Hi, V.
00:01:23No freaking way.
00:01:26My internet thirst trap is my boss?
00:01:33Cybercrush.
00:01:36Wait, you, I...
00:01:45Victor?
00:01:46We.
00:01:48What are you doing here?
00:01:50I...
00:01:52Just eating?
00:01:53You know, that's not illegal, right?
00:01:55So you have time for lunch dates, but you don't have time to get the proposal that I asked
00:01:59for yesterday.
00:02:01On it.
00:02:01Right away, sir.
00:02:02I'll go back to the office.
00:02:14My boss is such an asshole.
00:02:17One day, I'm gonna kick him in the ass.
00:02:19Hard.
00:02:19It sounds worse than my useful assistant.
00:02:22Go for it.
00:02:22I'm screwed.
00:02:24If he ever finds out about me drawing nude paintings of him to all my followers, he'll definitely
00:02:29fire me.
00:02:31Heads up.
00:02:32The boss is in one of his moods.
00:02:34But good thing I told him you'd be leading today's, um, meeting.
00:02:37Wait, what?
00:02:40Is it even possible?
00:02:42How could a ruthless CEO turn out to be the trending Cybercrush?
00:02:47Hey, why did you reply to my text?
00:02:48Did I do something wrong?
00:02:57Why are you spacing out?
00:02:58Start the presentation.
00:03:00Yes, right away.
00:03:28This is your presentation.
00:03:39Wait, I know that guy.
00:03:43That's Vox 77, the internet sex symbol.
00:03:46The dude has millions of followers.
00:03:48He was here right now.
00:03:49I would kiss every inch of that.
00:03:51How on earth do you have that unpublished fic?
00:04:01Out.
00:04:02Now.
00:04:18How are we about to do this?
00:04:20In the break room?
00:04:21Kitten.
00:04:22Hi.
00:04:23Who is she to you?
00:04:25Kitten?
00:04:25I'm, like, her biggest fan.
00:04:28Her Vox banner is godlike.
00:04:31I'm, I'm, they are, like, the hottest couple online.
00:04:35You're a terrible assistant.
00:04:37But you have good taste.
00:04:39Get back to work.
00:04:42Give me her address.
00:04:44I need to find her ASAP.
00:04:45There's no way that Victor can find out about me being kitten.
00:04:49But how do I hide this from him?
00:04:51Sorry, Vox.
00:04:52Maybe it's better we don't meet up.
00:04:54Not yet.
00:04:58Who's there?
00:05:18Here for a kitten?
00:05:19Want a signature or a hug?
00:05:21Kisses cost extra.
00:05:22No, actually, I'm for a boyfriend.
00:05:25You're right.
00:05:25I've seen plenty of obsessed fanboys like you.
00:05:33Guilty smoke peddler, go to hell!
00:05:40So, that's why she ghosted me.
00:05:42She thought that I was one of those creeps.
00:05:44Bingo.
00:05:45That's why I screen everything.
00:05:47No more weirdos at the front door.
00:05:49I'm sorry.
00:05:50I'll, I'll leave.
00:05:52Just, uh, make sure that she gets those.
00:06:02Still not ready to talk about it.
00:06:05These are the cookies from my comics.
00:06:10He said he'd make them himself.
00:06:12That hug was from him, too.
00:06:14Seems like a good guy.
00:06:21Hey, Vox.
00:06:23Sorry, kitten, if you're not ready, I'll, I'll wait.
00:06:27However long it takes.
00:06:30I want to see you.
00:06:32Now.
00:06:36Wait.
00:06:37What?
00:06:43Kid, now I'm on my way home.
00:06:45Why not stay in the car?
00:06:48I'm getting very bold.
00:06:50What if I told you, Arrow, that you are about to inspire the steamingest drawing I have ever done?
00:06:58I'd do anything for you.
00:07:00Turn on your camera.
00:07:04Unbutton your shirt.
00:07:07Slowly.
00:07:15There we go.
00:07:17Now that is a canvas worth drawing.
00:07:21Close your eyes.
00:07:24Picture this.
00:07:25I crawl all over you.
00:07:30Pressing that steel.
00:07:32Selling the skin.
00:07:35Come sit on my lap.
00:07:39Kiss me.
00:07:46Spend your head in the game.
00:07:48I just want to see you.
00:07:59Like what a distance to the moon.
00:08:05I hope I'm not saying this too soon.
00:08:11What I'm so meant to do is I'm right next to you.
00:08:47Let me hear you.
00:09:06The CEO's got an interview tomorrow morning.
00:09:08I need that briefing draft like yesterday.
00:09:10Right on it.
00:09:12You okay?
00:09:14Yeah, just swamped again.
00:09:18Well, over time, your boss sucks.
00:09:22Congrats.
00:09:23You just roasted yourself.
00:09:25I wish I could see her.
00:09:28If only even just a night or night.
00:09:33I really did that.
00:09:35Victor.
00:09:40Ten out of ten would risk my career again.
00:09:45The CEO just bailed on the interview.
00:09:48How the hell am I supposed to explain that to the magazine?
00:09:51What if I could get him to show up?
00:09:53You?
00:09:55Yeah, bullshit.
00:09:56I bet I could have him there by ten.
00:09:59You can make that happen.
00:10:01I'll be your assistant for the rest of the week.
00:10:05Ken hasn't replied.
00:10:07Did I push her too far?
00:10:28Do you even know who I really am?
00:10:37I am actually...
00:10:38I am actually...
00:10:40Brittany.
00:10:41Brittany.
00:10:44If you have nothing to say, then go back to work.
00:10:47Wait, I...
00:10:48No loitering.
00:10:48Understood, boss.
00:10:54Got the new trend star?
00:10:56Mad respect for anyone who lands that cover.
00:10:59What if I made the cover?
00:11:00What is in it for me?
00:11:02Dinner.
00:11:03Anywhere.
00:11:04My treat.
00:11:06No reply.
00:11:08Guess dinner's not enough bait.
00:11:12Fifty seconds.
00:11:14Fifty-five.
00:11:15Almost ten.
00:11:18Told you he'd bail.
00:11:32Thank you for agreeing to this interview.
00:11:33Your magazine's the first and only one to require it.
00:11:41What the hell did you say to him earlier?
00:11:43It's a secret.
00:11:45Now, go get me a coffee, assistant.
00:11:51Glad I finally agreed.
00:11:52You did it.
00:11:53Thank you for your patience.
00:11:55I'm sad.
00:11:55Wow, I've never seen Victor smile like that.
00:11:59Hmm.
00:12:00Ice prince by day.
00:12:02Shirtless thirst trap by night.
00:12:04Interview's almost done.
00:12:06Where should we meet tonight?
00:12:07Here.
00:12:08See you then.
00:12:11So, the cookie guy, Fox, is your evil boss.
00:12:17Aren't you worried he'll figure it out?
00:12:19Of course I'm freaking out.
00:12:20That's why I need a backup.
00:12:22All right, PopQuest.
00:12:23He comes at you shirtless.
00:12:24What's your move?
00:12:32I jumped him right there.
00:12:33You're insane.
00:12:35Have you seen him?
00:12:37I just need you to stall him.
00:12:38Just tell him the kid's sick or something.
00:12:52Fine.
00:12:53You have kid in his unpublished comics and you're here right now.
00:12:56Coincidence.
00:12:58So what?
00:12:58You're not one of your creepy super fans, are you?
00:13:01No, I...
00:13:02I'm just...
00:13:04You're eating lunch.
00:13:05Great.
00:13:06Help me blow these up.
00:13:08It's not my job description.
00:13:10Then quit.
00:13:10I'll prove it right now.
00:13:12Okay, boss.
00:13:17Kitten.
00:13:18Hope you like the surprise I planned.
00:13:21Babe, forgot to say.
00:13:23I hate balloons.
00:13:26Stop blowing them up.
00:13:27Oh, thank God.
00:13:29Pop every last one of them.
00:13:30You have three minutes.
00:13:31Toss them.
00:13:32Are you serious?
00:13:34Yeah.
00:13:34Quit if you want.
00:13:41Stupid Victor.
00:13:46Damn girl.
00:13:47That ass is pop.
00:14:07Oh, my God.
00:14:08Are you okay?
00:14:09This gut is really deep.
00:14:10We've got to get you to a hospital.
00:14:12Oh, I've got somewhere I need to be.
00:14:14It's okay.
00:14:16Did she come?
00:14:19She left.
00:14:20Um, she thought you weren't coming.
00:14:22I don't know.
00:14:24I don't know.
00:14:27I don't know.
00:14:29I don't know.
00:14:31I don't know.
00:14:31Kaden, he was really drunk.
00:14:33So I took him home.
00:14:35Victor, you are really wasted.
00:14:39Oh, Kaden.
00:14:40How much are you going to answer?
00:14:49Who wouldn't answer a drunken mess like you?
00:15:04Shane, who's your wife?
00:15:12Did he figure it out?
00:15:14I miss you so much.
00:15:16It's like I'm saying things.
00:15:18It's like you're right here.
00:15:34I can...
00:15:35Why are you so in love with her?
00:15:38Because she saved me.
00:15:46Are you okay?
00:15:49Stay with me.
00:15:51Come on.
00:15:56Victor.
00:15:58You're awake.
00:15:59Where is she?
00:16:01Where's the girl that saved me?
00:16:03She was gone when I got there.
00:16:06But she dropped this.
00:16:22Kent, you saved me.
00:16:25You're my guardian angel.
00:16:27What if Kaden's been hiding something?
00:16:31What if she's not what you think that she is?
00:16:35I'll trust what I see with my own eyes.
00:16:41Easy.
00:16:43It's getting late.
00:16:44Mm-hmm.
00:16:45Sleep tight.
00:16:47Maybe your dream will come true.
00:16:57I can't keep lying to him.
00:16:59We should just go back to being strictly professional.
00:17:01So what's the plan?
00:17:03Before he falls any further, I need to meet with him as kitten.
00:17:07What if he recognizes you?
00:17:11Well, I'm a comic artist.
00:17:14These guys are half my job.
00:17:19Kitten, thanks for agreeing to meet.
00:17:21I am here.
00:17:28You want some company?
00:17:30No.
00:17:31I have a girlfriend.
00:17:32Come on.
00:17:34I've seen you sitting here for the last hour by yourself.
00:17:37Don't lie to me.
00:17:39You said no.
00:17:39So sweet.
00:17:43Don't we?
00:17:45Thanks for a drink.
00:17:46We both appreciate it.
00:17:49Hi, folks.
00:17:52It's really you.
00:17:53I'm so...
00:17:54Actually, I came here to break up with you.
00:17:57What?
00:17:58You just stood up for me.
00:18:00I'd stand up for any hot stranger.
00:18:01You're special.
00:18:04Can I do something wrong?
00:18:05I mean, I can fix it.
00:18:07No, no, no.
00:18:07You didn't.
00:18:08You just got bored.
00:18:09That's all.
00:18:12That face.
00:18:13God, run.
00:18:15Run before you fall harder.
00:18:17Goodbye.
00:18:21I'm not letting go.
00:18:24It's only something.
00:18:26Wait, you.
00:18:30Wait, you.
00:18:32You're so...
00:18:34You're...
00:18:35What?
00:18:36You're more than I imagine.
00:18:41I have to offer him to...
00:18:44Oh, my God.
00:18:48He didn't recognize me.
00:18:54Boss?
00:18:55Did you say you wasn't doing anything?
00:18:58Is there news?
00:19:01Restrooms around here, right?
00:19:02Yeah.
00:19:02Someone's coming.
00:19:03Yes.
00:19:04It's going to be a chance.
00:19:06Fine.
00:19:06I promise.
00:19:07But you have to let me go.
00:19:13Boss?
00:19:15Well, I suppose.
00:19:28No way.
00:19:29I lost my badge.
00:19:3830 minutes late.
00:19:40No chance I'll run into...
00:19:44Oh, boss.
00:19:46Getting on or not?
00:19:57You're kidding, Stalker, aren't you?
00:20:00No, no.
00:20:01I'm just a fan.
00:20:02I've got this official tote bag and everything.
00:20:05Stalking is a serious crime.
00:20:07Your company has zero tolerance policy.
00:20:09No, I am not a Stalker.
00:20:11I am a loyal employee.
00:20:14Speaking of which, your delivery.
00:20:16I'm on it.
00:20:21I actually have some packages for you.
00:20:23Oh, thank you.
00:20:24Kidding, why do you have this employee badge?
00:20:27Oh, I found it at the restaurant.
00:20:28Weird.
00:20:29Huh?
00:20:29Right.
00:20:30That's why he thinks I'm a Stalker.
00:20:32That should be everything.
00:20:35Have a good day.
00:20:36You too.
00:20:38Oh.
00:20:39Watch it, Tryhard.
00:20:44Sucking up to the CEO now?
00:20:46This is what a talking kind of sucking up.
00:20:48He's not even the type.
00:20:49He's just all stiff suits and fake charm.
00:20:52Who knows what's under...
00:20:57Kill me now.
00:21:01Hey, boss.
00:21:02What a coincidence.
00:21:03I've got a package for you.
00:21:06Oh.
00:21:10Shh.
00:21:14Kidding, I just got chewed out by my assistant.
00:21:18Maybe she was trying to get your attention.
00:21:20Who knows?
00:21:21She might look up to you.
00:21:23Doubt it.
00:21:24My dumb assistant can never be as sweet or as sexy as you.
00:21:30Um.
00:21:31My new client has sent us a sample to collect...
00:21:42Where's the actual sample?
00:21:46Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:48This is the right one.
00:21:53I'm not trying to suck up, huh?
00:22:18I'm not trying to suck up, huh?
00:22:20It's...
00:22:21It's just a fan gift.
00:22:23Yeah, I'm not buying that.
00:22:25Peck your desk.
00:22:28Because I'm giving you a raise and a promotion.
00:22:31What?
00:22:32You don't have to lie anymore.
00:22:34Drawings on your laptop, tote bag, package.
00:22:37It's obvious.
00:22:39You're a kid and sister.
00:22:41I...
00:22:41I mean...
00:22:42What?
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:43I'm going to treat you right.
00:22:45Because, uh...
00:22:46I'm going to be your...
00:22:47Brother-in-law soon.
00:22:49You've lost your mind.
00:22:51Um...
00:22:52Has she mentioned me?
00:22:53Never!
00:22:54Well, that explains your attitude.
00:22:55Just so you know...
00:22:57I'm right or die for kitten.
00:22:59Excuse me?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:01Just tell kitten how great I am.
00:23:03You know, we're going to laugh about this over eggnog or something.
00:23:10He can never find out I'm kitten.
00:23:12He'll literally drop dead and then come back to destroy me.
00:23:17Relax.
00:23:18I will find you a fake boyfriend.
00:23:20Emergency cover.
00:23:21Fake boyfriend?
00:23:28Your sister works at my company?
00:23:29Don't worry.
00:23:30I'll take good care of her.
00:23:31No way!
00:23:33Don't tell me she's the assistant that you complain about every day.
00:23:36Sorry.
00:23:37Yeah.
00:23:38But I promise I'll keep my distance.
00:23:40LMAO!
00:23:41She's all work and allergic to office romance.
00:23:44Plus, she's got a super hot boyfriend.
00:23:48Hey, bro.
00:23:49What is this?
00:23:53You can crash here.
00:23:54But don't touch my stuff.
00:24:00Don't touch my stuff.
00:24:06I'm here.
00:24:07Where are you?
00:24:10Nice to meet you, babe.
00:24:11Hey.
00:24:12Uh, thank you for helping me out.
00:24:14But we don't need to get too close unless someone's watching.
00:24:17Works for me.
00:24:18Just trying to keep my family off my back.
00:24:20Partners in crime.
00:24:29Starting today, Brooke will be your new team lead.
00:24:31She's just a community college grad.
00:24:34Why her?
00:24:35Are you questioning my decision?
00:24:40Also, meet Brooke's new intern.
00:24:51Hi, I'm Liam.
00:24:52Nice to meet everyone.
00:24:53Liam, this is Brooke.
00:24:54You'll be on our team.
00:24:56Wait, what?
00:24:59Liam.
00:25:00You work out.
00:25:02Did you want to go grab drinks later?
00:25:05Got plans on my supervisor.
00:25:16What is going on?
00:25:18You never told me that you work here.
00:25:20Never asked.
00:25:21Didn't we agree to keep our distance?
00:25:23Do we need it a favor?
00:25:24This is a job, not your playground.
00:25:27Of course.
00:25:30Looking forward to working with you.
00:25:32Supervisor.
00:25:33Just stay away from me at the office.
00:25:35Please, be professional or you'll regret it.
00:25:45I thought you weren't a fan of office romance.
00:25:49Let her go.
00:25:53Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:26:04Brooke.
00:26:06Didn't you say we had to keep things professional?
00:26:09Or I'd regret it?
00:26:11I'm sorry.
00:26:12I...
00:26:17You can flirt with...
00:26:19anyone.
00:26:19Except for her.
00:26:23I just made things ten times worse.
00:26:27What now, drama queen?
00:26:30That fake boyfriend that you found for me?
00:26:33He is my intern.
00:26:35And he's flirting with me in the break room where people have eyes.
00:26:39Breathe.
00:26:42We have bigger problems.
00:26:43Your fans are freaking out.
00:26:45It's been over a month since your last post.
00:26:47Vox hasn't posted anything either.
00:26:49I'm out of inspiration.
00:26:51I'm kidding.
00:26:52I was thinking of filming a new video.
00:26:53Oh my god.
00:26:55This is fake.
00:26:56He's meant to be my news.
00:26:58But this time, I'm about to redirect me.
00:27:01Whatever you want from me,
00:27:04I'm yours.
00:27:18Kevin, don't you like it?
00:27:19I...
00:27:20I do.
00:27:21I just...
00:27:21I...
00:27:22I want to try out some new lighting.
00:27:24Do you have any sketch paper at home?
00:27:27Sketch paper?
00:27:28Mm-hmm.
00:27:32What do you want me to do?
00:27:35Imagine that I'm right there with you,
00:27:38drawing every line of your body.
00:27:56Right there,
00:27:58where the muscle dips and curves.
00:28:02It's perfect.
00:28:08I need to stop.
00:28:10This is pulling me into your team.
00:28:15That's enough for today.
00:28:20I'm not going anywhere.
00:28:23I'm just getting started, kid.
00:28:24I miss clean anyways.
00:28:26I love you.
00:28:27I love you.
00:28:33I love you.
00:28:37Because I just can't get enough.
00:29:01Don't talk about bathing so easily, it actually hurts, you know.
00:29:36How are you feeling for someone?
00:29:37If this video hits one million likes, I'll ask her to go public.
00:29:42Go public?
00:29:46Vox has almost a million followers. He wouldn't actually go public.
00:29:53You know Vox?
00:29:55Uh...
00:29:56Uh, why would you say that?
00:29:59You're always watching his videos, it's kinda obvious.
00:30:01I'm just a fan, a casual fan.
00:30:06Right...
00:30:06Oh, FYI, Victor's skipping the meeting. Fever.
00:30:11A fever?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:21Victor...
00:30:21Are you feeling okay?
00:30:25You're okay.
00:30:26Why are you being so affectionate?
00:30:28Shit! I forgot I'm broke right now!
00:30:33Where's your sister?
00:30:34She's here.
00:30:36Let me go grab her.
00:30:39Thank God I brought my emergency kit.
00:30:46Kid?
00:30:48What are you doing here?
00:30:50I'm broke!
00:30:50She told me that you were sick.
00:30:54Oh, that's probably my brother.
00:30:56Do you want to say hi?
00:30:57No!
00:31:00You taking a shower?
00:31:05Taking a shower?
00:31:08Yes!
00:31:13Victor?
00:31:15Can I get some privacy?
00:31:17You got it, bro.
00:31:19Yes, bro.
00:31:23Where are you going?
00:31:24The makeup is a disaster!
00:31:25It looked terrible!
00:31:27I really can't look terrible.
00:31:32Just keep this one.
00:31:34Okay, well, now you're in trench table.
00:31:36Now you're gonna get sick as well.
00:31:46I left you some food and medicine on the table.
00:31:51Don't forget.
00:31:54Now, sleep like a good boy,
00:31:57and I'll give you your reward early.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:07I'm gonna go.
00:32:08Let's go.
00:32:12Hey.
00:32:12Morning.
00:32:13That post you put up a lot?
00:32:16That whole fake boyfriend-keyed-the-boss-at-bay thing?
00:32:18Is that supposed to throw Victor off?
00:32:23You have a wild imagination!
00:32:27Do I?
00:32:29Then why were you sneaking into the boss's house last night?
00:32:36You're Victor's brother?
00:32:40Still sitting at the office?
00:32:42Trying to figure out what's going on to you and Brooke.
00:32:46She's my assistant.
00:32:48She could come over to my house.
00:32:54What's going on between her and I?
00:32:56It's none of your business, Liam.
00:33:01Boss, I...
00:33:02Don't worry about it.
00:33:03I'll protect you.
00:33:05I mean, I'll...
00:33:07protect your sister.
00:33:14Brooke, could you check the spring samples in the storage room?
00:33:17Right now?
00:33:18The boss needs them.
00:33:34Flirting with the boss and his brother?
00:33:37I'll teach the skank a lesson.
00:33:44Hello?
00:33:46Can somebody help me?
00:33:49Please, please let me help me!
00:33:51No!
00:33:52No!
00:33:59No!
00:34:10No!
00:34:12No!
00:34:14No!
00:34:18Why do I care so much?
00:34:20Hey, kitten, we should stay away from Liam.
00:34:23He's a player.
00:34:23Don't want your sister getting hurt.
00:34:37I've got you.
00:34:45I'm going to get you some water.
00:34:54Are you feeling okay?
00:35:00You, you, you saved me.
00:35:04Thank God.
00:35:16Don't worry.
00:35:17We'll get you going, okay?
00:35:26I'm going to give you one chance.
00:35:29Explain what you did to Brooke last night.
00:35:31I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:35:39Still getting those samples?
00:35:41Elle, ring a bell.
00:35:48You saw my phone?
00:35:50Thank God it was still on my work account.
00:35:53Why did you put Brooke in that storage closet?
00:35:55She's been throwing herself at you for promotions.
00:35:58I just wanted to teach her a lesson.
00:36:01Enough.
00:36:01You're demoted.
00:36:03Front desk needs new sales reps.
00:36:06Just wait.
00:36:07I'm not done with you.
00:36:15Thanks for helping me.
00:36:17To give you a fair warning, my brother goes through girlfriends like tissue paper.
00:36:22Liam's never hurt me, and even my sister said that we should give it a shot.
00:36:28She really said that?
00:36:29Let's be real.
00:36:31You don't love my sister.
00:36:33You love a version of her that you made up.
00:36:35But once you meet the real her, you're going to hate her.
00:36:42Brooke, you want to go for a drink?
00:36:43She's working.
00:36:44Finish the floor.
00:36:45It's all right here.
00:36:47Or are you just jealous?
00:36:53Go, Eric.
00:37:08What's going on with you today?
00:37:10I mess everything up.
00:37:12I lied to the one person that I shouldn't have, and now I don't want to fix it.
00:37:16So, cop feelings for someone?
00:37:19I don't want to go, but I don't want to be sad.
00:37:21Who's my brother?
00:37:23Of course not.
00:37:25I can't help.
00:37:34It's okay if you don't like me.
00:37:36You don't have to tell the world about it.
00:37:38Let me take you home.
00:37:42Anyone's taking her home, it's me.
00:37:47It's your choice.
00:37:52It's yours.
00:37:56It's your choice.
00:38:06It's your choice.
00:38:13People sing.
00:38:20She's not Kitten.
00:38:25No.
00:38:26Kitten is actually...
00:38:33Not so fast.
00:38:36How do you really feel about me?
00:38:40You're just like her.
00:38:44You're brave.
00:38:47You're stubborn.
00:38:50And you're cute.
00:38:52So then you're...
00:38:55Really not Kitten?
00:38:57I'm just kidding.
00:39:05I already have Kitten.
00:39:07I need to keep my distance from Brooke.
00:39:13Never drinking again.
00:39:15I don't remember a thing after the bar.
00:39:21Fuck.
00:39:23Did I piss him off again?
00:39:26Package for Miss Kitten?
00:39:29Crap. I wrote the wrong address.
00:39:32Kitten? Wait, the adult comic artist? She works here?
00:39:37No diggers?
00:39:40Phone number is 555.
00:39:43Sorry, that's mine.
00:39:47But Kitten posted a photo once.
00:39:49She's clearly a woman.
00:39:51So? I like to cross-dress. What's the problem?
00:39:58You're welcome.
00:40:04I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:40:06Come on.
00:40:07You don't think I've figured it out yet?
00:40:10Yeah, no, cause I told him the same exact thing and he was like...
00:40:14Hey!
00:40:16Apologize to her!
00:40:17Relax. Just a little squeeze, no big deal.
00:40:20You think that women are toys?
00:40:22I'm gonna show you how we treat creeps!
00:40:29You are a piece of shit!
00:40:33Are you okay?
00:40:35Come on.
00:40:40Don't touch him again.
00:40:45So you've been watching me since that day five years ago?
00:40:49It's hard to forget a girl that fights back.
00:40:51You're stuck in my head.
00:40:53So now...
00:40:54I like you.
00:40:56My parents are always trying to get me to bring someone home.
00:40:59Just for a month.
00:41:00You think you can help me out?
00:41:02Don't worry, just pretend.
00:41:07Relax. Let me introduce you to my new girlfriend.
00:41:09Yes.
00:41:15Is it true?
00:41:17Um...
00:41:18Do you want him to figure out who Kitten is?
00:41:22Kind of.
00:41:23For now.
00:41:32Liam doesn't even know that Kitten is dating his brother.
00:41:36What the hell have I gotten myself into?
00:41:42I can be released to this box.
00:41:45Who is that voice?
00:41:49Victor, please forgive me.
00:41:51I think I just created an even bigger mess.
00:41:54With abs.
00:41:56No.
00:41:57No.
00:42:01Please tell me this is all just a dream.
00:42:23What are you guys doing in my house?
00:42:25You want me, right?
00:42:28Forget it.
00:42:30You know you want the younger, hotter version?
00:42:46Oh my god.
00:42:47Am I stuck in a fanfic right now?
00:42:53Don't you draw a box, no?
00:42:55Don't you want new inspiration?
00:42:59She's my girlfriend.
00:43:02Invite me what you want.
00:43:03Just love me and love me.
00:43:05She's mine.
00:43:09Enough!
00:43:12Who told you that you could come into my house and act like this?
00:43:20Naughty boys deserve to be punished.
00:43:24I'll show you how I was in the room.
00:43:27Who behaved just for you?
00:43:29What?
00:43:29I got one of my kids.
00:43:30DESPICE
00:43:32matched in the room for the house.
00:43:33That compass tells me where to go.
00:43:36Everything I've got loved.
00:43:40It's automatic on a roll.
00:43:44Let's ignite this feeling.
00:43:47This can't be real.
00:43:56Oh, thank God, that was just a dream.
00:44:03God, how am I even supposed to look at them now?
00:44:12Get in.
00:44:22Good morning, Miss Donna.
00:44:25I have your favorite low-cap latte.
00:44:27Exactly 135 degrees.
00:44:30That's the Iron Lady, our top shareholder.
00:44:33Total witch.
00:44:35Where's Victor?
00:44:38It's Witherstone Circus.
00:44:40Nightmares?
00:44:42You seem awful close.
00:44:44That's my girlfriend.
00:44:44I wouldn't be so sure.
00:44:46Enough!
00:44:47Both of you, just shut up!
00:44:53Victor?
00:44:54Care to explain?
00:44:56Hi, Mom.
00:44:58Mom?
00:45:02So, you're dating my younger son, and your sister is dating my older one?
00:45:08Yes.
00:45:09And you're all deeply in love?
00:45:12Absolutely.
00:45:13100%.
00:45:16Next week's dinner, bring your sister.
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20Wait, no.
00:45:21She'll be there.
00:45:28There's no way out.
00:45:29I just need to come clean and quit.
00:45:31No way.
00:45:32Way to waste until payday.
00:45:34How am I supposed to fake it now?
00:45:36Don't worry.
00:45:37I have a plan.
00:45:49And you are?
00:45:50I'm Kitten.
00:45:53And this is my friend, Kaden.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:58I'm so glad that you're able to make it.
00:46:01Boy.
00:46:03Your face.
00:46:13You and your sister have different vibes.
00:46:16You're both gorgeous.
00:46:17Oh, thank you.
00:46:21Well, where's Brooke?
00:46:23Oh, she'll be here soon.
00:46:24But you guys chat.
00:46:27I have to go move my car.
00:46:43You okay?
00:46:44Yeah.
00:46:45I just need some air.
00:46:48Why do you have a breath?
00:46:50It's so hot.
00:46:53You know, I just need to fix my face for a second.
00:46:55You go ahead.
00:46:56Go on in.
00:46:56I'll meet you in there.
00:46:58Okay.
00:47:06Hey, wait.
00:47:08Are you Brooke?
00:47:09Yes!
00:47:10I am!
00:47:13Where's your sister?
00:47:14She just stepped out for her phone.
00:47:15But she would be right back.
00:47:17Come on.
00:47:18Let's get back in.
00:47:23Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:47:24It's manic couture.
00:47:26Just go with it.
00:47:32So, where is the other young lady?
00:47:36Something urgent.
00:47:37She'll be right in.
00:47:48A toast, then.
00:47:55Yes!
00:47:56A toast!
00:47:58To an amazing dinner.
00:48:03I like your energy.
00:48:04I like your energy.
00:48:11That's a bit much, don't you think?
00:48:14Confused?
00:48:15It's my girlfriend.
00:48:18You dropped some of the night.
00:48:21I...
00:48:22You know what?
00:48:23My...
00:48:23My stomach is really hurting.
00:48:26I...
00:48:27I'm gonna step out.
00:48:38Kim, I'm sorry.
00:48:40I...
00:48:40What's your new question?
00:48:42It's okay.
00:48:43It's okay.
00:48:43I'm sorry too.
00:48:44I...
00:48:44I promise you, I will tell you everything.
00:48:47Just...
00:48:47It's not right now.
00:48:52No matter what, I'm always on your side.
00:48:59I...
00:48:59I should go.
00:49:00Um, thank you so much for having me over and for dinner.
00:49:11Looking for this?
00:49:16I...
00:49:16I have no idea what that is.
00:49:18You and Kitten are the same person, aren't you?
00:49:23Guess I was too late.
00:49:24But hey, I respect your choice.
00:49:26Sorry, Liam.
00:49:28It's always been Victor.
00:49:32I was just too afraid to tell him.
00:49:34I'm...
00:49:34I'm just his stupid assistant.
00:49:36I thought he'd be disappointed.
00:49:38Why, Woody?
00:49:39You're amazing.
00:49:43If you're ready to tell him the truth, I'll back you up.
00:49:46We met Woody's locked and loaded.
00:49:55I'm ready.
00:49:56I'm gonna tell Victor the truth.
00:49:58You got this.
00:50:02You got this.
00:50:03Let's meet at Caden's restaurant tomorrow.
00:50:05It's a date.
00:50:12You seem...
00:50:13unusually cheaper today.
00:50:15That's cause I am Vox.
00:50:20From my favorite influencer...
00:50:26Vox.
00:50:27Vox.
00:50:32He's the star of our next campaign.
00:50:34No, no, no, absolutely not.
00:50:37Why not?
00:50:40Why not?
00:50:41He's, uh...
00:50:42He's about his average.
00:50:44He doesn't match our brain aesthetic.
00:50:46No.
00:50:47I...
00:50:47I've also heard that he has a really bad attitude.
00:50:50Like, a total fever.
00:50:52How dare you talk about my idol that way.
00:50:58I'm dead set on working with Vox.
00:51:01I'm serious.
00:51:03Vox is our star.
00:51:05Your team is in charge of making it happen.
00:51:07You fail, I'll fire all of you.
00:51:11Wait, what?
00:51:13Oh, and my PI found his phone number.
00:51:26Hey, boss.
00:51:27Emergency meeting.
00:51:28Right now.
00:51:29Come on.
00:51:32I need to tell you something.
00:51:34Sign it out.
00:51:35Sign it out.
00:51:36Fox really is.
00:51:38I...
00:51:38He didn't do it.
00:51:40I'd say fame.
00:51:41He just wanted...
00:51:42Ken's attention.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:44I see.
00:51:45I...
00:51:45I just wanted to talk about the proposal.
00:51:48He really doesn't want anyone to know.
00:51:51I have to protect his secret for now.
00:51:56I'm here, kid.
00:51:58I found Vox's secret hideout.
00:52:01What?
00:52:01Someone leaked his favorite hangout online.
00:52:04It's this restaurant.
00:52:09You can't go.
00:52:10Why not?
00:52:12That account is pure tabloid trash.
00:52:15I mean...
00:52:15I bet you $100 is not even a real address.
00:52:19Don't care.
00:52:20And if you try to stop me again, I'll fire you.
00:52:25Wait, my phone!
00:52:31What now?
00:52:32Still trying to sabotage the company's million dollar deal?
00:52:35Could you at least give me my phone back?
00:52:37Please.
00:52:38Oh.
00:52:38Right.
00:52:41Emergency.
00:52:42Cancel today's meeting.
00:52:49You?
00:52:50No matter what happens, I'll wait for you.
00:52:52Is that Vox?
00:52:54Listen.
00:52:55Our boss.
00:52:57Victor?
00:52:58What are you doing here?
00:53:00Oh!
00:53:00Oh, Vox!
00:53:02You are such a workaholic!
00:53:03Getting here early to meet the client.
00:53:06Client? No, I'm here.
00:53:07Excuse me.
00:53:07I asked Victor to come.
00:53:09You did?
00:53:09But, um...
00:53:11I asked Victor to come.
00:53:16You did?
00:53:17But, um...
00:53:18You ordered red!
00:53:20Is he good?
00:53:24How'd you know?
00:53:25My sister sent me to save you.
00:53:27But he don't.
00:53:28That's not the point.
00:53:29So, did you see Vox?
00:53:32No.
00:53:34This is on you.
00:53:35You slowed me down.
00:53:37Hey!
00:53:37This isn't...
00:53:40This isn't her fault.
00:53:42I'm the one that let Vox go.
00:53:43I don't care.
00:53:45I want Vox's ad done.
00:53:47You have one week.
00:53:48Fine.
00:53:49Yeah, as long as I can meet with him alone.
00:53:51Because...
00:53:51Influences are super private, you know?
00:53:54Mm.
00:53:55Alone?
00:53:56You're running the shoot?
00:53:57Yeah, I mean, I know his body best.
00:53:59But...
00:53:59Because I'm a huge fan.
00:54:02Well...
00:54:02Good luck, then.
00:54:08So...
00:54:08You know my body, Beth?
00:54:11Uh-huh.
00:54:22Take off your jacket.
00:54:26You know, you are stiff as a mannequin, Mr. Influencer.
00:54:30You know, you're not a very good director.
00:54:32This is Nazgum's kid.
00:54:37And directing.
00:54:38Mm-hmm.
00:54:39Okay.
00:54:42Let's do this my way.
00:54:47I feel all my faces on that.
00:54:56You are beautiful.
00:55:03Let's try this.
00:55:06I don't care.
00:55:18You're kidding.
00:55:20Aren't you?
00:55:23You're kidding.
00:55:25Aren't you?
00:55:26Were you hoping I'd say yes?
00:55:32I soon have asked that.
00:55:34I'm sorry.
00:55:36Now's not the time.
00:55:38Not yet.
00:55:41Of course I'm broke, boss.
00:55:44Here, uh...
00:55:45Do you wanna see some of these shots?
00:55:46No, I...
00:55:47I...
00:55:48I think you should just go.
00:55:51Right.
00:55:51Yeah, I...
00:55:52I'll head out.
00:55:55Um...
00:55:55Can I...
00:55:56Can I ask you?
00:55:57What is it you like so much about Kitten?
00:56:04I don't like her for who she is or what she does.
00:56:08I like her for her.
00:56:11Then I think you're going to meet her very soon.
00:56:15She owes you a lot and she's ready to make it up to you.
00:56:20Oh my god!
00:56:22Our campaign hit over a million likes?
00:56:26Damn, Brooke.
00:56:27These shots are insane.
00:56:29Someone earned herself a promotion.
00:56:35This campaign shattered records.
00:56:37We couldn't have done it without you, Brooke.
00:56:39Couldn't have done it without Vox.
00:56:48I booked a French place.
00:56:49You crushed it.
00:56:50It's time to celebrate.
00:56:52Not happening.
00:56:54Victor, you're dating her sister.
00:56:56So tell me...
00:56:57What does this have to do with her?
00:57:00She...
00:57:02She hasn't finished her work yet.
00:57:07Damn.
00:57:09Sorry, babe.
00:57:12Aren't you going to tell him the truth yet?
00:57:13I'm still waiting for the right moment.
00:57:26How long were you going to stay that way?
00:57:30Ad gala's Friday night.
00:57:32Make sure your sister Kitten and Vox show up.
00:57:35Yes, ma'am.
00:57:43Let's see what happens when the world sees Vox's real face.
00:57:56Holy...
00:57:57Shit.
00:57:58Shit.
00:58:03So, bro.
00:58:04I am obsessed with your work.
00:58:06Yeah, but I'm...
00:58:07So, like...
00:58:10Vox's first real-world appearance.
00:58:14This time, I'll face my feelings.
00:58:17If it works out, I'll buy this ring and propose.
00:58:30Oh, my God.
00:58:33Check it out, everyone.
00:58:35Vox!
00:58:36The king of fish traps is actually our boss, Victor.
00:58:57I am kitten.
00:59:00I am kitten.
00:59:08We are together.
00:59:10That ship you've all been rooting for?
00:59:12It's real.
00:59:20Brooke is a filthy liar.
00:59:23Just like Vox, they're both trash.
00:59:26I am not gonna let you hurt Vox anymore.
00:59:35Please let me explain.
00:59:36A poor reporter's coming to get you out of here ASAP.
00:59:38No.
00:59:39Victor, please, let me explain.
00:59:41Katie's coming for you.
00:59:42I gotta get Victor out of here now.
00:59:50It's just been 48 hours and not a single message from Victor.
00:59:54If he is gonna break up with me, he should just be a man and do it.
00:59:58Wait, what if something happened to him?
01:00:02Stop.
01:00:03He's a CEO.
01:00:04He has his image and shareholders to think about.
01:00:07That takes time.
01:00:08He probably hates me for lying.
01:00:15So, you knew I was Vox all alone.
01:00:21So, you knew I was Vox all alone.
01:00:26Liar!
01:00:27I was Vox this whole time.
01:00:32It's over.
01:00:33It's over.
01:00:34He's never gonna forgive me.
01:00:35I should just resign.
01:00:38I'm gonna go take a shower.
01:00:40Try to relax.
01:00:43Kaden?
01:00:54Remember me?
01:00:58Filthy smut peddler, go to hell!
01:01:01It's you.
01:01:03You ruined my life.
01:01:04But you get all the fame and love.
01:01:06Why?
01:01:07Money, dude.
01:01:08You want money?
01:01:08I can give you money.
01:01:11Don't touch her.
01:01:20You wanna fight?
01:01:21Come on!
01:01:29You fuck?
01:01:31I'm so sorry.
01:01:32I should do this now.
01:01:40I'm sorry.
01:01:48I'm so sorry.
01:01:49I should do this now.
01:01:49.
01:01:52Victor?
01:01:54Hi.
01:01:55You okay?
01:01:57The doctor said that you need more rest, then.
01:01:59You disappeared for two days.
01:02:01Explain yourself.
01:02:03I had to clean up the media store.
01:02:05And I took a quick trip to Paris.
01:02:08Saw your resignation letter.
01:02:10That's already been rejected.
01:02:12Paris.
01:02:24This time, I'll face my feelings.
01:02:27If it works out, I'll buy this ring and propose.
01:02:33You bought the ring?
01:02:37You don't care that I've been lying to you.
01:02:39No matter who you are.
01:02:41Kitten, Brooke.
01:02:44It's always been you.
01:02:45Together.
01:02:50You marry me.
01:02:58Yes.
01:02:59I will marry you.
01:03:17Waking up to good food and a hot man.
01:03:20Pinch me.
01:03:21I must be dreaming.
01:03:22You're sick of me and recording me?
01:03:23Millions of fans are dying to see Vox's domestic side.
01:03:29Sweet and cream.
01:03:31Try this one.
01:03:39You're getting bolder.
01:03:41Well, what can I say?
01:03:42I had a great teacher, Miss Kim.
01:03:45So?
01:03:45You found your new creative direction?
01:03:48No.
01:03:50I found you.
01:03:53I think it's time we had a private lesson.
01:03:55Off the record.
01:03:57Woo!
01:04:03Talk to you later.
01:04:05See you later.
01:04:05See you later.
01:04:06See you later.
01:04:06See you later.
01:04:07See you later.
01:04:08See you later.
01:04:08See you later.
01:04:09See you later.
01:04:11See you later.
01:04:11See you later.
01:04:12See you later.
01:04:13See you later.
01:04:14See you later.
01:04:14See you later.
01:04:14See you later.
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