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00:11so what do you guys want to do today hang out with your mom guys let's do something to benefit
00:16mankind something that'll bring peace love understanding and cop car let's go check out
00:23the mindless violence one million of the brand new dollar bills with a winking george washington
00:31on the front have been stolen how did it happen officer tubbs the gods were hypnotized with a
00:36hypno ray the vault was lasered open with a laser lance and a child's report card was found at the
00:42scene we have no suspects yet but i think a crook or possibly a thief did it all those clues
00:49point
00:49to only one person local boy genius jimmy neutron hey who's wearing the badge here way to go jimmy
00:56your first federal crime why jimmy why i would have lent you a million dollars i didn't do it this
01:03is
01:03ridiculous let's get out of here quick so i can figure out what's going on carl you don't have a
01:07million dollars well it's the thought that counts who would want to frame me let's see professor
01:15calamitous the yoke is the junk man dr moise those three alien guys beautiful gorgeous baby eddie don't
01:20forget cindy in my labs 24-hour surveillance video will show me which one got in here
01:30wait i've seen this it's that new reality show the boring lab where nothing happens
01:36there somehow they got in my lab analyze someone with a wooden leg wearing munobarly shoes from italy with a
01:44kidney shape birthmark on their head all we need to do is find them to the right all right we're
01:49already there let's see uh push on and talk cool jimmy neutron this is the police come out with your
01:59hands over your head that's physically impossible why are they arresting me i didn't do anything
02:05maybe i can just explain to them no make a run for it jimmy i'll create a diversion i know
02:10exactly what
02:11to do you never take me alive coppers that was kind of cute i ain't going to the big house
02:19i got an ultra
02:20load action figure and i'm not afraid to use it top of the world ma wait listen to me i
02:26was framed i can
02:27explain everything yeah all right tell it to the uh uh the guy in the robe with the little hammer
02:33uh
02:33sits at a big tall desk the judge right uh tell it to the what did you call him again
02:45jimmy i know you're innocent don't forget to brush your teeth
02:48hugh our little boy is going to jail seems like only yesterday he was stealing our hearts
02:54don't worry jimbo i'll get you the best lawyer a car salesman can afford neutrons going to jail
03:01that's terrible wait a minute now i'm the smartest kid in class that's great yeah i knew him he was
03:10an odd kid a little strange enormous head when will this be on tv welcome to the south retroville
03:17rehabilitation facility my name's warren buford lee stormshuckle you're mine now boy
03:26i've gotta get out of here and find the real crook i have the right to make a phone call
03:33sheen it's jimmy jimmy you mean jimmy neutron or jimmy carter the 39th president of the united states
03:39neutron listen do you remember that book we read in class drills hacksaws and shovels bring drills
03:47hacksaws and shovels to me don't worry jimmy i'm on it
03:54but he's a jolly good fan yeah thanks um did you bring what i asked for oh yeah the big
04:01book of drills
04:02hacksaws and shovels man we had to go to like six bookstores to find it you owe me 12.95
04:07you were
04:08supposed to bring me a drill hacksaw or shovel oh now i get it we're supposed to help you escape
04:19well jimmy neutron he stole the money now he's working on the chain gang he'll rot in prison
04:28shane sorry i just always wanted to sing on the chain gang i can't take it anymore i'm going crazy
04:36i'm cracking up carl we've only been here for two minutes feels like four what y'all doing over
04:44there working hard in the hot sun boss i'll bet you all like a sip of this ice cold and
04:50delicious
04:51lemonade yes boss that ain't gonna happen now stop talking trash and start picking it up i've got to get
05:01back to my lab get on my computer and find the wooden legged moodle browly shoe wear and kidney
05:05birthmark headed man or we'll never be free but jimmy you don't have your cool watch or goddard or
05:11anything to help us escape yeah i've still got this your hair carl give me your glasses
05:22i'm blinded dang i can't see i hope no one tried to escape
05:28run technically i think this is actually hobbling
05:32hurry hurry faster move as one we don't have time for your zen philosophy jimmy we're trying to
05:38hobble my ankles are chafing does anyone have any lotion no warden storm shackle his dog's tracking us
05:46we've got to hide
05:54dang gum prison budget cuts
06:01hey is you talking mushrooms look a colorful picturesque local resident
06:08hi bando plane boy sheen please hi uh you probably don't have a computer with high speed cable or
06:15satellite connectivity dangd if i don't it's right over yonder there in my internet cafe
06:24okay first i'll search for all people with wooden legs 17 864 wooden legged people okay
06:30now to find wooden legged people with moodle brawley shoes that sounds like warren stormshuckle and his
06:36boom box of heading this away y'all better high tailed arch here i don't have all the data but
06:41we've got
06:41to go i'll never forget you banjo plane boy bye bye talking mushrooms jimmy have you seen a restroom
06:50because i kind of have to find one fast carl we're in the middle of the woods they don't have
06:54restrooms
06:55they had an internet cafe just go behind that tree what no one's going to the bathroom while we're chained
07:01together i've been holding it for an hour oh man is the last time i get in a chain gang
07:07with you guys
07:11don't look i'm not hurry up i'm trying to
07:16i see a bear is he a nice bear like a teddy bear or a mean one
07:24i'm going with me
08:04i'm going with you guys
08:05i'm going with you guys
08:06I still have to go to the ba...
08:14Dang, them boas ain't here.
08:16Keep looking!
08:20We'll sneak into the lab and use my computer.
08:23Carl, you can use the bathroom.
08:25I'm good.
08:29They've staked out my house. We can't get in the lab.
08:35Be on the lookout for these highly dangerous escaped criminals.
08:38Jimmy the Brain Neutron,
08:40Sheen Loco Estevez,
08:42and Baby-Faced Carl Weezer.
08:44There is a $10,000 reward for information leading to their arrest.
08:48Call 555-555-555.
08:53Cindy, shh!
08:55We need to use your computer.
08:56We're in a girl's room.
08:58Nice PJs, Vortex.
09:00I'm glad you jailbirds are here so I can turn you in.
09:03No, Cindy, I was framed. I can prove it.
09:06Just let me use your computer.
09:07Why should I? I can do a lot with $10,000.
09:10I'd start with your room.
09:11May I suggest glow-in-the-dark Ultra Lord wallpaper?
09:14No one's turning us in.
09:15Hi, um, I'd have to turn in the escaped convicts.
09:18If I just turn in two of them, how much do I get?
09:20Shane!
09:22Wooden legs, Moon O'Brali shoes, birthmark.
09:26That's...
09:26Buford Lee Stormshuckle.
09:30Y'all are under arrest.
09:32Can I get my 10,000 bucks? How about 300?
09:35All right, 50, but that's my second-to-last offer.
09:38I'll just permanently delete this here incriminating evidence.
09:42You stole all that money?
09:44Um, but how did you get into my lab?
09:46I got your DNA offer.
09:48Straw at the candy bar.
09:49Let's go!
09:53They always return to the scene of the arrests.
09:5620 bucks is my final offer. Take it or leave it.
09:59Okay, one buck and we'll call it a day.
10:01Think I'll give y'all a dollar just to shut your trap.
10:04Hey, wait a minute.
10:06This is a brand new dollar bill.
10:08The Retroville Bank was the only bank that had those.
10:11Uh, what?
10:12Don't listen to him.
10:13When you hold it up to the light, Washington winks at you.
10:18Officer Tubbs, arrest this man!
10:20Buford Stormshuckle, you're under arrest.
10:23But, but, but I...
10:25How do you do it, Tubbs?
10:28Seriously, how do I do it?
10:41You want a nice gold purple flirt, boss?
10:44I'll get you if it's the last thing I do.
10:47Less talking back and more picking up, son.
10:50Take us home, banjo playing boy.
10:53All right, buddy.
10:54Hang on.
10:56I didn't know I could play this thing.
10:58Boy, that is the magic of animation.
11:01Yee-haw!
11:16Ha!
11:17You call that Rebby?
11:19This race isn't over yet.
11:22Hope you like dirt, cause you're about to eat my dust.
11:31Oh, that was cool.
11:33Now let's race at super fast speed.
11:35Yeah, and then let's race right in the middle of slow and fast.
11:39You mean normal?
11:41Yeah, normal.
11:42Boy, I wish we could hang out at Jimmy's forever and ever.
11:46Hey, kids.
11:47Boy, I can't wait until career day tomorrow to tell your classmates all about my life as a professional ventriloquist.
11:53Dad, you're not a professional ventriloquist.
11:56I am now.
11:57Say hello to Flippy, too.
11:59He's just like Flippy one, except not completely destroyed.
12:02Ain't that right, Flippy?
12:03You said it, hotshot.
12:05Oh, Dad, you're not really going to bring that thing to class tomorrow.
12:08Sure I am.
12:09I'm even working on some new material.
12:12Check it out.
12:13So, Flippy, how you been lately?
12:15Not so good.
12:16Some bees tried building and nested me this morning.
12:18Oh, really?
12:19You call a beekeeper?
12:20Yeah, but I got a buzzy signal.
12:22You get it?
12:23Buzzy signal.
12:24It's the sound bees make.
12:26Oh, gee, look at the tide.
12:27Yeah, I just remembered I have to be someplace other than here.
12:32Guys, wait.
12:33Where are you going?
12:34Yeah, they're probably off to tell all your friends about tomorrow.
12:37You are going to be so popular.
12:40Buh-bye now.
12:44Hi, Mom.
12:45Hi, Jimmy.
12:46I'm making sugar cookies.
12:47Monkey shapes for your father and Danish physicist Niels Bohr for you.
12:51That's nice.
12:52Mom, is Dad really going to do his ventriloquist act at career day tomorrow?
12:56Oh, I'm afraid that's my fault.
12:58He was getting so obsessed with ducks I asked him to get a new hobby.
13:02But his jokes are so... well...
13:04Oh, Jimmy, how bad can they be?
13:06Yeah, what else is new, Flippy?
13:08Well, I got arrested for stealing a sheriff's badge.
13:11Really?
13:11Why'd they let you go?
13:12They couldn't pin it on me.
13:14Yeah, comedy gold.
13:17That bad.
13:18Well, maybe you could help your father write some new jokes.
13:21Mom, I'm a scientist, not a comedian.
13:23Hey, wait a minute.
13:26Knock, knock.
13:27Be right there.
13:28Wait, no, that's not it.
13:34Hello, Neutron residence.
13:36Si, this is Pancho's hat repair.
13:38Your sombrero?
13:39She is ready.
13:40Oh, goody.
13:40I'll be right over.
13:41Honey, I'm off to pick up my sombrero!
13:45Didn't even know I owned one.
13:56Chip, please, Goddard.
13:58What's that thing?
13:59That, my friends, is a funny chip.
14:03Carl!
14:04I mean, it's designed to supercharge the joke receptors of the nearest brain.
14:08I'm going to implant it in Flippy.
14:10As the computer simulation shows, as long as my dad's holding Flippy, the chip will home
14:15in on dad's joke receptors, stimulating it via nanowaves.
14:18The result?
14:19My dad's 512% funnier.
14:22Cool.
14:28Come on, that chip is pretty funny.
14:33And that is how you reattach the coolant manifold of a 12-year-old high-breeze air conditioning unit.
14:41I thank you.
14:44That's my dad.
14:46Thank you, Mr. Estevez.
14:48Our next speaker will be Jimmy's father, Mr. Hugh Neutron.
14:53Thank you, thank you, thank you.
14:54It's so great to see all these smiling faces.
14:57Isn't it, Flippy?
14:58Yes, it sure is.
15:02I haven't seen this many teeth since Ms. Fowl came back for a sale at the Denture Depot.
15:11Yeah, uh, huh?
15:13Ah, can't you just smell the learning?
15:15Wait a minute, that's Butch.
15:17Dude, do you ever shower?
15:21So what else do you like about Lindbergh School, Flippy?
15:24Well, you can't beat the cafeteria.
15:26I tell you, the food there is fit for a king.
15:29Here, king. Here, king.
15:33Oh, king's a dog's name.
15:41Oh, you've never heard so many laughs, Sugar Booger. I didn't even know I knew those jokes.
15:46Oh, Jimmy, you must have been so proud of your father.
15:49Huh? Oh, I sure was, Mom.
15:51I think Flippy and I are ready for the big time. Weddings, mall openings, maybe even bar mitzvahs.
15:57Uh, Dad, maybe it's time to retire Flippy. You know, quit while you're on top.
16:02Quick, not a chance. I have to keep practicing. From now on, Flippy isn't leaving my side.
16:15Hugh, I think your new hobby is starting to come between us.
16:19No, honey, don't be ridiculous. Say goodnight, Flippy.
16:22Goodnight. Don't let the termites bite.
16:40Come on, doll face. Fill it up. It's coffee. You can buy more.
16:44Mom, what's going on?
16:46Oh, your father in that dummy. He hasn't said a word in his own voice all morning.
16:50Hey, hey, hey. Am I talking too fast for you? You need a word to English dictionary? Let's go!
16:57Dad? Dad?
16:58I said he's fine, Jimbo. Now sit down and eat your breakfast.
17:02Jimbo? The chip.
17:04All right, Flippy. I know what you're up to.
17:05Hey, bad move, kid. Your pops and I share a brain.
17:09And I could do some serious damage.
17:13Up, dummy!
17:16I think your father's finally lost his mind.
17:18No, it's been stolen. Sorry, Mom. Gotta go.
17:24We got here as fast as we could, Jimmy.
17:27Guys, we have a situation. Flippy's using the funny chip to suck out my dad's brain so he can turn
17:32real.
17:32It's turning my dad into a zombie.
17:34First your dad's not funny enough. Now he's acting like a zombie. Will you never be satisfied?
17:41Are you done?
17:43Maybe.
17:43Um, why can't you just take his chip out, Jimmy?
17:46I have to get him away from my dad first. As long as they're in physical contact, Flippy could use
17:50the chip connection to do permanent damage.
17:52Why didn't you say so? I can get them apart, no problem.
17:55Yeah, they're in your yard right now having a lawn sale.
17:58Huh? What are they selling?
18:00All your stuff.
18:05You're selling Neutron's telescope for a quarter?
18:08I'm also heisting his dad's brain, marrying his mom and moving to Vegas. Now do you want it or not?
18:12I'll give you a nickel.
18:13A dime.
18:14Done.
18:15Done.
18:16If you want them separated, then separated they shall be.
18:19Hey, Mr. N, how much for that puppet?
18:21I'm not a puppet. A few more hours and I'll be as real as you.
18:25Come on, how much? I've always wanted a puppet.
18:27I said take our height, Junior.
18:30Just let me hold him. Whoa!
18:33For a dinky puppet, that kid's pretty strong.
18:37That does it. This has gone far enough.
18:39Quit stealing my dad's brain!
18:41Back off, Jimbo! One more step and I'm gonna set the inside of his head on Frappe!
18:48Magnetize!
18:54No! No, Jimmy, please!
18:55All I wanted was to be real like you and your friends.
18:59Well, not your friends. They're morons.
19:01You don't know what it's like being a dummy.
19:03Unable to cry. Unable to laugh.
19:05Always wearing tiny, ill-fitting suits.
19:08And don't even get me started what I gotta put up with to get my mouth to move.
19:11You think he can warm his hands up once in a while?
19:13Please, just let me be real. Let me live!
19:17I don't think so.
19:19Oh, no! The brain transference is complete!
19:24Jimmy!
19:27Jimmy, are you okay?
19:30What happened?
19:32He's caught my dad! We can't let him get away!
19:36Buckle up for safety!
19:45I see him on your tracking thingy, Jimmy.
19:48They're headed for the woods outside of town!
19:50We've gotta catch him!
19:52Flippy doesn't need my dad anymore!
19:54He probably plans to...
20:05Flippy!
20:05No!
20:06Sorry, kid! The big guy's gotta go!
20:08As long as he's around, you'll keep trying to get his brain back!
20:11Man, that's one smart puppet. You sure that's your dad's brain?
20:15My dad's brain!
20:17He was getting so obsessed with ducks, I asked him to get a new hobby.
20:20Obsessed with ducks. Obsessed with ducks.
20:24All the ducks!
20:25Fluffy, look! A flock of plywood graves!
20:27Really?
20:27Hey!
20:28I know what you're trying to pull!
20:30What ain't gonna work?
20:39Look at all the duckies!
20:41Wait till I tell Sugar Mugger!
20:44I got him, Jimmy.
20:45I'll open his hats at the coolant manifold
20:47on a 12-year-old high breeze.
20:53Huh? Where am I?
20:55Dad, it's Jimmy. Are you okay?
20:58I feel strained. My head's off.
21:02Hey, look, duckies! Lots of them!
21:05Oh, I love duckies almost as much as I love pie.
21:07You know, I wish they could make duck-shaped pie.
21:10Oh, boy, wouldn't that be something?
21:11Or how about pie-shaped ducks?
21:14More complicated,
21:14but then you could have dessert and dinner at the same time.
21:20And then he threw Sheen across the lawn
21:22and threatened to set your brain on frappé.
21:24He did? Wow! I miss everything.
21:27Well, that's enough excitement for me for quite a while.
21:30Thank goodness things are back to normal.
21:33You got that right.
21:35Could you please pass the salt?
21:37Oh!
21:39Yeah, well, yeah.
21:41It's probably just a residual brainwave.
21:43Of course.
21:57Oh, that's enough!
21:59There's no doubt about pet rcil-gà®±.
22:05Tudor, you just can't drink,
22:05Look at that plastic.
22:09That's it, I never right.