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00:13Jimmy, what are you doing? What is that thing?
00:16Mom, I give you the JuiceBot 3000.
00:19Get ready for fresh-squeezed OJ at the speed of sound.
00:23Oh, Jimmy, perhaps you should get your father to help you.
00:26No, Sausage Ford is strong enough to withstand the infinite power of Johnny Waffle and his sidekick, Bagel Boy.
00:34Maybe I'll help you.
00:36Or better yet, there's a brand new carton of juice in the refrigerator.
00:40Now, now, you can't beat the savory zing of fresh-squeezed.
00:44Go ahead, fire it up, Jimbo.
00:46You got it, Dad.
00:48Initiate juice sequence.
01:01Look out, she's gonna blow!
01:05Whoa!
01:06Whoa!
01:07Whoa!
01:08Try this thing off!
01:10Oh, my God!
01:10Very good, boys!
01:17Oh, my God!
01:18Oh, my God!
01:25Oh, my God!
01:25Oh, my God!
01:26Save his life for ours.
01:28We'll miss you, Johnny Waffle.
01:32See?
01:33It worked!
01:33My kitchen is ruined!
01:36But I'll clean it up, Mom, I promise!
01:38I'll invent a robo-maid and a programmer to use the vacuum and the...
01:42I've had enough of your inventions for one day, young man.
01:46But, but...
01:47Now, you just march yourself off to school.
01:50But, Mom, I...
01:50I said march.
01:53I'm going.
01:54Honestly, Jimmy, sometimes I wish you weren't such a little genius.
02:03I've disarmed your particle beam, robo-fiend!
02:07You have no choice but to surrender!
02:09Get back, Ultra Lord!
02:11Don't make me pinch you!
02:13Don't make me pinch you?
02:15You know what?
02:16I don't think you're ready for this.
02:17These are intergalactic warriors, you know.
02:19So?
02:19Pinching still hurts.
02:21No, it doesn't.
02:23Ow!
02:24I told you.
02:25Oh!
02:25Hey, Jim!
02:28Identity verified.
02:31You okay, Jimmy?
02:32Cause, you know, you look kinda down.
02:35Oh, Carl.
02:36It's just that sometimes it's a heavy burden being a man of science.
02:40I know what you mean, Jimmy.
02:41That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific mind with cartoons and sugar.
02:46I guess it's too late for me.
02:49But can't I get just one day where being a genius doesn't mess up my whole life?
02:54Ha-ha!
02:55Talk about kismet!
02:57Jimmy, this is your lucky day!
02:59Cause after everyone gets a hold of my science project, there's gonna be a new genius in town!
03:09A hot dog holder?
03:11Actually, the hot dog holder Deluxe, also known as the Versa-Bun.
03:17It not only holds hot dogs, it is also a stylish hat.
03:21A butterfly with fat wings!
03:23A comfy seat cushion at your favorite sporting event!
03:25And, as quickly as you see it right before your very eyes, it's gone!
03:31Woo!
03:32What happened to the hot dog holder Deluxe?
03:36I see.
03:37Maybe next time you can team up with Jimmy.
03:40Well, thank you, Miss Farrell.
03:42I would be more than happy to give my good friend a hand.
03:45And what do you have to share with us today?
03:49Oh!
03:50It's nothing, really.
03:52It's just a magnetic polarity TV tray.
03:55See, the magnets in the tray repel against the magnets in the plates, suspending them in mid-air.
04:01Sweet Mother McCree!
04:03Look, class!
04:05The plates are floating!
04:06Ugh!
04:07Jimmy!
04:08He does it again!
04:10Why do we even bother?
04:11Wait a minute.
04:12I don't give up.
04:13My science project is just as good as Neutron's.
04:16See?
04:17It's a paper mache model of Mount Vesuvius.
04:20And when I squeeze this pump, chocolate-sauce lava insults the gumdrop citizens of Pompeii.
04:26Fuck, Cindy!
04:27Jimmy's plates are floating!
04:30Oh...
04:31Neutron, why don't you just go to college and leave us all alone?
04:34Yeah!
04:35You're making us look bad, Neutron!
04:38Good news, everyone!
04:39Jimmy Neutron's state test scores were the highest in world history!
04:44Okay, time for recess.
04:46No one go near Jimmy's head!
04:47That's precious cargo.
04:49I liked your project, Libby.
04:52Top to the skull.
04:54Ugh.
04:55What's the point of being smart if it just makes me miserable?
04:59Hey.
05:00That's it!
05:02Excuse me, kid.
05:03I gotta change the bulb.
05:08Gentlemen, I give you the Brain Drain 8000.
05:12The same dumbing down technology used by top radio personalities.
05:15Oh!
05:16Put it on, Jimmy!
05:17Put it on!
05:18Hey, hold the phone, Jimmy.
05:19Maybe you shouldn't drain your brain.
05:21Being smart gets me nothing but trouble, Carl.
05:25I just want an average, ordinary, nothing special brain.
05:28Like you guys.
05:29But what if you don't like it?
05:32No problem.
05:33Then I just reverse the polarity of the electron countervalances in the helmet and get smart
05:37all over again.
05:38Yeah, Carl.
05:39All you gotta do is revert the polar berries to the cranberry electronic coward persons.
05:44Turn it on!
05:45Turn it on!
05:46Initialize Brain Drain.
05:53Wow.
05:54Look at him.
05:55He looks so, so similar.
05:59Ugh.
06:00That's okay, Jim.
06:01There's always next time.
06:03Shiny.
06:04Shiny!
06:05I like shiny!
06:06It worked!
06:08Hey, have you guys seen my loopy dance?
06:11I'm loopy!
06:12I'm loopy!
06:13I'm loopy!
06:14I'm loopy!
06:14Loopy!
06:15Loopy!
06:15Normal, Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
06:18Yeah, he's pretty messed up.
06:19Loopy!
06:20Loopy!
06:20I like him!
06:21Me too!
06:22Can we keep him?
06:36I got your nose!
06:38Ah!
06:39My nose!
06:39My nose!
06:40Give him his nose back, Shane!
06:46We're loopy!
06:47We're loopy!
06:48We're loopy!
06:49We're loopy!
06:50We're loopy!
06:50We're loopy!
06:51We're loopy!
06:51We're loopy!
06:53Okay.
06:54Who can tell me the square root of 144?
06:58I know!
07:00Eleventy six!
07:02Well, no.
07:04I'm sorry.
07:06That's wrong.
07:08Cindy!
07:10Twelve!
07:11That's right!
07:12Yes!
07:13Let the record show for one brief and shining moment, I was smarter than Freak Brain.
07:19That means that I, Cindy Vortex, can assume my rightful place as the smartest kitten!
07:26Huh?
07:28That's a meteor!
07:30Arrgh!
07:30And it's headed straight for us!
07:36All right, children.
07:38Now everyone stand in an orderly fashion as we await our imminent doom!
07:48Yeah, which one of you is Jimmy Neutron?
07:51He is!
07:51Right here, sir!
07:52Neutron, I'm Mayor Quator.
07:54That meteor's headed straight for town and you, you have to help us destroy him!
07:58Arrgh!
07:59I didn't go into his face!
08:01Heads boy!
08:01All right, boys!
08:02Now onto the super safe underground bomb shelter!
08:07Okay.
08:08He is off my boat.
08:09What do we do, Cindy?
08:11Everybody stop looking at me!
08:13It's not my fault Neutron got stupid just as a meteor's about to hit!
08:17Oh, come on, Neutron!
08:18Do one of your brain blast deals!
08:30Barney monkey!
08:33We're all doomed!
08:35Oh, I wish Jimmy had made himself so dumb!
08:40What?
08:40Well, you see, Jimmy was in his lab alone and he just...
08:44Show me!
08:48Okay, Neutron.
08:50How does this thing work?
08:51I don't know, Susie.
08:54It's Cindy!
08:55You're kind of cute.
08:59I'll wing it!
09:04What?
09:05Are you a big genius show off butt brain again?
09:08I'm not sure.
09:10Of course, what is genius but an artificial construct in the guise of an empirical truth?
09:14Hey!
09:15I didn't understand a word he said!
09:17He's back!
09:18Yeah!
09:19Woo!
09:20Okay, Brainiac, we don't have much time.
09:22There's a big flaming meteor heading right for us!
09:24Can I close the plates from your TV tray, Jimmy?
09:29Yep.
09:29I'm gonna increase the power of these magnetic plates so they'll repel the metals in the meteor and force it
09:35back into space.
09:36Of course!
09:38That's nice.
09:39Turbines to speed.
09:42What the?
09:43Come on!
09:52Gotta get closer!
10:02These magnets, space rocket!
10:10Woo-hoo!
10:14Come on, green old buddy.
10:16Let's go home.
10:18Tell them, Neutron!
10:20Tell them how I helped you save Retroville!
10:23I'm sorry, miss.
10:24Do I know you?
10:25Very funny, Neutron.
10:27Next time a meteor is hurtling towards Earth and you've sapped your intelligence using brain-draining technology,
10:32don't come crying to me!
10:35Oh, like that was so awesome, Jimmy!
10:38Yeah, dumb Jimmy was a lot of fun.
10:40He was loopy!
10:42I'm loopy!
10:43We're loopy!
10:45We're loopy!
10:46We're loopy!
10:47We're loopy!
10:48We're loopy!
10:48We're loopy!
10:49We're loopy!
10:50We're loopy!
10:51Okay, I think we should stop now.
11:04Ladies and gentlemen, and Cindy, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
11:13A llama?
11:14No.
11:15A baby llama?
11:16No!
11:17A baby llama with a little hat on?
11:19No!
11:19An invention of yours that actually works?
11:21No!
11:22I mean, yes!
11:23I present to you the latest and greatest Neutron invention, book gum.
11:29Why spend endless hours reading a book when you could simply chew the book instead?
11:33Wow, Jimmy.
11:34Chewing a book.
11:35Machine, you don't actually chew a book.
11:37See, I reduce the contents of different books to gum form.
11:40You chew it, and you know it.
11:45Tastes fishy.
11:48Call me Ishmael!
11:50Starbuck is the Great White Whale!
11:53I'll get your mother's dick!
11:55Give me a piece of that.
11:56Hmm.
11:57It tastes like fried chicken.
12:00Oh, Ashley!
12:01Oh, Rhett!
12:03I don't know nothing about birth and no babies!
12:05Careful, Carl.
12:07It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.
12:11Hmm.
12:12William Shakespeare.
12:14Um, that might be just a little strong for you, Carl.
12:18But soft.
12:19Wet light through yonder window breaks.
12:21It is the east, and Julia is the sun.
12:23See how she leans her cheek upon her hand?
12:26Oh, the arrow glove upon that hand!
12:29That I might touch that cheek!
12:30Oh, my God!
12:33Class!
12:34We're having a candy selling contest to raise money!
12:39Oh.
12:41Poor me.
12:42The student who sells the most boxes will win a free VIP trip to Retro Land!
12:49Yeah!
12:53I'm gonna win that contest and take you guys with me.
12:57I'm gonna try and win.
12:58And if by some miracle I do, I'll take you guys.
13:00I'll try to win, but something will go horribly wrong, so thanks for including me.
13:07Hey, Larry Moe. Shorty, forget it. I am winning this contest.
13:11Yes, Cindy won the Girl Club Cookie Selling Contest three years in a row.
13:16And I could've won three more times, but they forced me to retire those merit-badged-crabbit-cookie-loving...
13:22Aw, that's a cute story, girls. But as it stands, I'm winning this contest!
13:27Oh, really? Well, then let the games begin.
13:30And may the best salesperson win.
13:33Don't worry. She will.
13:36Download candy and chocolate actualities and data.
13:39Oh, selling candy, eh, Jimbo? Well, you have come to the right dinner table.
13:45Welcome to the Hugh Neutron School of Salesmanship. Class is in session.
13:50Pumpkin Pants, let's play traveling salesman.
13:52Oh, who should I be this time?
13:55Yeah, you be the person who's not the traveling salesman.
13:58Knock-knock!
13:59Who's there?
13:59It's me!
14:00Well, come on in!
14:01Good evening, ma'am. Want to spice up your life?
14:03Sure!
14:03Well, then what you need is this beautiful four-pronged eating implement.
14:07Mmm, but, sir, I already have one.
14:10I can see. But can yours talk?
14:13Mmm, no. My name is Forty. You're pretty.
14:18Buy me! Buy me!
14:21Oh, I'll take four!
14:23And that, Jimmy, is how were I got to be where I am today.
14:28Bring on the pie!
14:31You are the best. You have the power.
14:35Eye of the tiger.
14:38Jimmy Neutron is going down!
14:43Oh, what can I do for you, Sonny?
14:46Greetings, potential buyer.
14:48I would like to show you the psychological and physical advantages
14:52of buying and later ingesting chocolate-based products through your oral cavity.
14:58Chocolate comes from the cocoa tree, or theobroma.
15:01There are 22 species and six sections of theobroma.
15:05Theobromine is one of a group of chemicals known as methylanthines,
15:09also known as alkaloids.
15:12I don't understand, Goddard.
15:14I did the research. I compiled the facts.
15:17I presented them in a coherent fashion.
15:19Why aren't they buying?
15:21Well, if it isn't, mister, I'm winning this contest.
15:26How many boxes have you sold so far?
15:28Well, I haven't tabulated my inventory.
15:31Hmm. Looks like a resounding...
15:34None!
15:37Oh, Neutron, sit right there and watch a pro at work.
15:42Could you please buy some candy before I have to go back to the orphanage?
15:48And work in the coal mine to pay for my puppy's operation?
15:56You poor sweet child. I'll take a dozen boxes.
16:00Cash only.
16:03The Vortex family would consider it a great honor
16:07if you were to buy a case of this delicious candy.
16:10Forget about it. I ain't buying nothing.
16:12That's a very beautiful horse.
16:15It would be unfortunate for him to have an accident. Capisce?
16:20Oh, no. Not chestnut. I'll take ten cases.
16:23So, if you buy some candy, you'll feel oh-so-dandy, so buy some candy today!
16:31Hey, Jimbo! We just bought some candy from that cute little Cindy Vortex!
16:35Aha!
16:37I have miscalculated. It's not about superior intellect.
16:41It's all about manipulating emotions with shallow, unscrupulous behavior.
16:46Goddard, options.
16:48Take tap dancing lessons.
16:50Jimmy Neutron doesn't dance, Goddard.
16:52Go back in time until Cindy you'll lose the contest.
16:55Goddard, whose side are you on?
16:56Build a better salesman.
16:58Yeah.
16:59I can't be a better salesman.
17:01I'll create a better salesman.
17:06The Willy Lawman 3000.
17:09A super-selling machine, programmed to make the sale at any cost.
17:13He will not take no for an answer.
17:20It's the good life, gentlemen.
17:21While the WL3000 does all the work,
17:24we sit here enjoying a tall, cold one.
17:27And plan our VIP trip to Retroland!
17:31Huzzah!
17:32What?
17:33Huzzah, some goofy way to say COOL!
17:39What?
17:40Good afternoon, sir!
17:41May I say you look absolutely fa-f-fabulous.
17:44Yes, I agree!
17:46It is beautiful out.
17:47I don't wanna buy nothing!
17:49Buy? Who said buy?
17:50I'd like to give you a piece of candy absolutely free with no strings attached.
17:54Forget it.
17:55You can never have enough candy, sir.
17:56I can.
17:57And I do!
17:58Come on.
17:59Yes.
18:00This is a good buy!
18:03What part of no do you not understand?
18:08How about if I throw in this freee-e-e-e-e-e dog, if you buy a box?
18:13Hmm.
18:14What kind of dog is he?
18:15He's your kind of dog and congratulations!
18:20Hey, what does he eat?
18:22Oh, not on the carpet.
18:24Oh, are those blood nuts.
18:26I have sold 1,000 boxes of candy.
18:29Wow, way to go, Willie.
18:31And now for some good old-fashioned gloating and I-told-you-so-ing.
18:36Home is Vortex!
18:39Hey, hey, hey, you look like a couple of intelligent young men.
18:42Nuh-uh, it's just the glasses.
18:44Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and witty to boot.
18:47If you buy one measly box of candy, you'll receive as my gift to you this handsome custom-made rocket.
18:51But that's Jimmy's rocket.
18:53But it's free!
18:55I'm going to have so much fun at Retroland and Neutron move,
18:59because he is lame and I am not.
19:01I'm busy, Neutron.
19:03I'm planning my fabulous free VIP trip to Retroland.
19:06Well, you might want to rethink that, Vortex.
19:10Guess who just sold 1,000 boxes of candy?
19:13I guess the best salesman did win.
19:16I don't know how to save it!
19:19I don't care!
19:21Huzzah!
19:23What in the name of Albert Einstein is going on?
19:26Heck if I know, Neutron.
19:28But isn't that your stupid jetpack that someone is putting in the back of their truck?
19:32Puking Pluto!
19:37Buy a box of candy, Missy, and I'll throw in this beautiful Hummer car.
19:40It was only driven by a 10-year-old boy on the weekends to science fairs.
19:43Uh, hi, Jimmy.
19:46We had a little trouble landing.
19:48Do you have another rocket?
19:50Come back here, you amazing mechanical boy!
19:53You gave away Goddard?
19:55But you can't just...
19:56How much do I hear for this scrapping young lad?
19:58Large of head, broad of brain.
20:00I'll give you 25 cents!
20:02What are you worth...
20:0425 cents?
20:06I'm worth at least...
20:0750 cents!
20:08Shane!
20:09Sorry, Jimmy.
20:11I always wanted to buy her since I was five years old.
20:13And the bid is 50 cents, 50 cents, 50, 50, 50 cents.
20:16Oh, Hugh, you've got to do something.
20:19Don't worry, sweet cheeks.
20:20I've got it covered.
20:22I'll give you one dollar.
20:23Two dollars!
20:24Two dollars going once, going twice.
20:26Bid too rich for my blood.
20:27See you, Jimmy.
20:28Hugh, Neutron, you buy our son this instant.
20:31Yeah, but they only have a dollar.
20:33Oh, whoa.
20:33Come on, come on.
20:35We need more money.
20:36Neutron is mine.
20:38Two dollars, two dollars, two dollars.
20:40Go on, go dry, go dry, go dry, go this.
20:41Think, think, think, think.
20:46It will be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.
20:49Brain blast!
20:51Might I interest you in some free gum?
20:53Going dead as you say free?
21:02Once upon a time, it was the best of times,
21:04it was the worst of times.
21:05Elementary, my dear, Watson.
21:07Hop on, Pop.
21:07You're a sorcerer.
21:08You're a sorcerer, Harry.
21:09I'm tired, you stay away from that husband.
21:10Danger.
21:11I thought I'd have to work for a bit on the house.
21:12And I'm from Mars.
21:13Danger.
21:13Jimmy, Neutron.
21:14That's a rabbit.
21:15Danger.
21:15Literature overload.
21:16Literature overload.
21:17Get off the line.
21:18Danger.
21:18Jimmy, Neutron.
21:18Danger.
21:19The line?
21:19Danger.
21:28Well, after making some creative adjustments
21:30in the final tally,
21:32here are the contest results.
21:34It's a time!
21:36Jimmy Neutron and Cindy Vortex.
21:39So I guess you'll just have to go to Retroland together.
21:43I demand a recount.
21:45I demand a transfer to another school.
21:48I am not having fun.
21:50Neither am I, Nerdtron.
21:52You want some gum?
21:53No!
21:53No!