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00:00Today my daughter Salish becomes an adult for 100 hours
00:07Starting with parenting the most spoiled kid in America. Salish, here is a list of everything you have to do as
00:13Solaj's mom today. Are you ready? What? There's so much stuff. Alright, well, have fun. Boy, where are you going?
00:20Well, parents are always on their own, so you got this. What?
00:22I set this whole thing up and Salish will not be able to handle Solaj for the next 24 hours. Pick a breakfast your daughter likes
00:28But it has to be healthy. No, no, no, no. I'm not eating healthy food. It's okay
00:32I can find you something healthy. No. Yes, it's gonna be healthy. Uh-huh. It's gonna be healthy. Sure. Young lady
00:38You're gonna eat what I tell you to eat
00:41I'm gonna watch everything that's happening on my phone and Salish has no idea. By the way dad
00:46I know you're watching this and I'm not gonna quit
00:49How does she know that she can't hear me through the how did
00:53Salish is always saying how easy parenting is
00:55I'm gonna be the actual best parent ever like my kids are gonna listen to me because I'm gonna be strict
01:01So today we're gonna find out if she can make it through 24 hours or quit and admit it's actually harder than she thought
01:06Oh, what about Pepsi for drinks? What? No. What about Oreos? That is not healthy
01:12Salish wouldn't really want to drink coke for breakfast or have Oreos, but she is so picky
01:16It's impossible to find her something for breakfast. I wrote up all these challenges based on stuff about Salish that drives me crazy as her parents
01:23Look at Charms. Look at Charms. No! Hershey, no! Let me get something
01:27So Laj is part of Familia Diamond and they are all so sweet and she is not even a little bit spoiled
01:33But today she's gonna be a great actress and drive Salish crazy. What about an orange? No. Banana. I don't know. What about this?
01:40What is this? A potato?
01:41Potato?
01:42So Laj is just making all this up. I didn't tell her what to say. I just told her how to act and she is nailing it
01:48What fruit's your favorite?
01:50No fruits.
01:51Salish, she doesn't want fruit. Give it up. Salish has to help Solash pick something she likes but also it has to be healthy
01:57And if she can't do that, she automatically loses the challenge
02:00Let's walk through the aisle
02:02We should get Pepsi!
02:03Here, I can lift it for you
02:04Put it back in the car
02:05It's okay. Come on, daughter
02:07What kind of mom calls their daughter daughter?
02:09This has fruit in the name, see?
02:11These are not help
02:12Help me
02:13What's your favorite color?
02:14I like purple
02:15Purple
02:15She's picking based on the color of the box
02:17These are actually so good
02:19This, I'm never ever eating that
02:22What about like this? It's dark purple
02:24I don't like purple
02:25You said you like the dark purple
02:27I never said that
02:29What?
02:30She says she likes something then 10 seconds later she says she doesn't like it
02:33Actually, I like purple
02:35That is so Salish
02:37Is that every kid?
02:37Parents, comment below
02:38What if I get a raid?
02:41Salish, at some point you got to put your foot down and just say this is what we're doing
02:45Not that I ever do that as a parent, but you should
02:48This is not a good bet
02:49Oh yeah, that's it, I'm getting goldfish
02:51If this is the card they check out with, Salish is automatically losing this challenge
02:54But I want this
02:56Yeah, I want another dog
02:58That doesn't mean we can get it
02:59Salish has been wanting another dog for a long time now
03:02And she just chose that moment to take a shot at me and she looked right at the camera
03:05Do you like pancakes?
03:06Yeah
03:07Okay, let's go get pancakes
03:08She's doing pancakes for breakfast? That's not healthy
03:10When you were a kid, did you have oat milk or did you just drink from a cow?
03:14I'm not that old
03:16That feels sick, right?
03:18When your kid teases you about being older, does that sound familiar?
03:20I always make old jokes about him
03:23It's so funny
03:23This kid is already driving me crazy, but I'm not gonna quit
03:27Yes, yes, yes
03:28This one is called confetti cake
03:30That is so unhealthy
03:31What about like this more whole grain and it has protein?
03:35If Solaj says yes to these pancakes, Salish wins this challenge
03:38Because these are healthy
03:39She's not gonna say yes though
03:41Fine
03:42Wow, Solaj, why did you give in?
03:44Solaj agreed to the healthy pancakes
03:46I consider that a win for Salish and she passes this challenge
03:49See dad, I'm such a good mom
03:51Salish, that was the easiest of all the rounds
03:53You might not be quitting yet, but you're gonna quit
03:55Now you have to agree on something for tomorrow's school lunch?
03:58Good luck with lunch
03:59Not this again
04:01Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
04:01I got you
04:02Oh no
04:03She's never gonna find anything she likes
04:05She does not like anything here
04:07Like how do you know like
04:08Hey, I found it, I found it
04:09Chocolate brownie
04:10You just said you hated those like 10 minutes ago
04:13I never said that
04:14This, I'm never ever eating that
04:17They're kind of healthy, so sure
04:18It's obvious to me, Salish is already exhausted
04:20So I do not see her making it through 24 hours
04:23Salish thinks she's tired now
04:25Just wait until she has to parent me
04:27And then become an adult for 24 hours with her best friend Nadal
04:31Your daughter needs a new school outfit
04:33Help her find one
04:35Clothes shopping with a tween
04:37Good luck
04:37That's gonna be hard
04:38I hate blue
04:39Orange
04:39That grosses me out
04:40Pink
04:40I hate pink
04:41I thought you just liked pink
04:43Ew, ew
04:43This has too many checkers
04:44This would look so cute on you
04:45This is a dress
04:46I hate dresses
04:47This skirt
04:48I don't like skirt
04:49What?
04:50Moms just don't get it
04:51Oh, so lush
04:52You would look so good
04:53It looks like a guy would wear that
04:55What about this?
04:56I don't like pink
04:56You just like pink
04:58Oh my god, this is exactly what happens when I shop with Salish
05:00It sounds like the exact same words
05:02See how it feels, Salish?
05:03You're getting a taste of your own medicine
05:04A shirt under a dress
05:06Mom, you have no style
05:08What about this?
05:09What is this?
05:10Oh, you're driving me crazy
05:11You're driving me crazy
05:13I said it first
05:14Salish still has the Matter Cup from last week
05:16We got it!
05:17Oh man, I wish we were playing for it today
05:19Because I'm sure I would have won
05:21So lush, please
05:21Can we just find something and leave?
05:23Yeah, if we find something good
05:24Then we can go
05:25Look at all these shirts
05:25Just pick one of them
05:27Unicorn
05:27This is so baby
05:29You're right about that one
05:31You would look amazing in yellow
05:32Just look
05:32Just check
05:33I don't like yellow
05:34Whenever I shop with Salish
05:35If I say I love something
05:36Then she ends up hating it
05:37So that's what she's experiencing now
05:39What if you wore this to school?
05:41No!
05:42I don't care how picky she is
05:43I'm not gonna quit, dad
05:44What about these?
05:45I like my pants
05:46No, what about this?
05:46I like my pants
05:47Okay
05:48She's gonna quit
05:50She looks frustrated and tired
05:51Mom, you're so old
05:53You don't understand kid things
05:54Ugh, what?
05:55Okay
05:56I like the old jokes
05:57Of course to a kid, everyone's old
05:59I don't like this
06:00I don't like this
06:01I don't like this
06:01Oh, purple
06:02I don't like this
06:03I don't like this
06:04I don't like this
06:05I don't like this
06:05I don't like this
06:07No, no!
06:07Okay, she's making a mess now
06:09That's gonna get Salish crazy
06:10She hates messes
06:12I don't like anything
06:13Okay, okay, okay
06:13We get it, you don't like this
06:14I don't like this
06:14Okay, let's go
06:14Why do you have so many clothes?
06:16Cause where do you think you were throwing them?
06:18I don't know
06:19At me!
06:20I didn't see you behind me!
06:21She's getting her crazy
06:24Her eyes lit up
06:25Like a little spark of frustration in there
06:27She can't be sweet forever
06:28She's gonna lose it
06:29Just pick anything, please
06:31Salish is starting to lose it
06:32She's not the strict parent
06:34She said she was gonna be
06:35These aren't good
06:35I like these
06:36Really?
06:37Yeah
06:37Are you serious?
06:38Yeah
06:38Or you don't want me to get it
06:40No, no, no
06:40No, no, no
06:41I love them
06:42They look so cute
06:43But we need to get a shirt
06:44Okay, okay
06:45Just pick anything right there
06:46I love unicorns
06:48Oh my gosh
06:49Perfect
06:50I love them too
06:51That's actually so cute on you
06:53Yeah
06:53She said I love unicorns
06:55After saying I hate unicorns
06:57Unicorns
06:57This is so peepy
06:59Yeah, you're right about that one
07:01What the heck?
07:02Okay, great
07:02Let's just get this
07:03Before she changes her mind
07:05Welcome to the life of a parent
07:06Buy your daughter
07:07One skincare product
07:08Okay
07:09Wait, wait, wait
07:10I want makeup
07:12You're way too young for makeup
07:14Anybody who's been watching our videos
07:15Knows that this was an argument
07:17That Salish and I would have
07:18About a year ago
07:19Lipstick with you
07:20What?
07:21Let's see how she handles it
07:22Mom, you don't understand
07:23Kids my age
07:24Wear makeup
07:25I'm gonna wear makeup
07:26And that's all I'm gonna do
07:27Wear makeup
07:28No, you cannot wear makeup
07:29You're only at nine
07:31I'm gonna buy
07:32Listen, I'm gonna buy
07:33Eyeliner
07:33I'm gonna buy
07:33Blush
07:34I'm gonna buy
07:34Mascara
07:35I'm gonna buy
07:35All the makeup
07:37Okay, sure you are
07:38Let's just go get
07:39Skincare
07:39Come on
07:40Let's go, Mom
07:40Wow, she knows a lot about makeup
07:42What would be good skincare
07:44For a nine-year-old?
07:45Um, Mom
07:46Mom
07:47I'm nine and a half year old
07:48Mom, you shouldn't know
07:50Oh, okay, daughter
07:51I'm sorry
07:51How could I forget?
07:53My name's not daughter
07:53But okay
07:54Oh, okay, daughter
07:55Can't get over this daughter thing
07:58She has a name
07:59Oh, no, no, no
08:00Should I try this?
08:00No, no, no
08:02Do you see how much color there is?
08:02Mom, what happened?
08:03You broke it, Mom
08:04Sunscreen
08:05Mom
08:05It's so good for you
08:06Wow
08:07So Lodge has to agree to skincare
08:09And not makeup
08:09For Salish to win this challenge
08:11Sunscreen
08:11Makeup
08:11Sunscreen
08:12Makeup
08:12Sunscreen
08:13Makeup
08:13I'll get her sunscreen
08:14Thank you to Naylish's wife
08:16For clipping last week's video
08:18And getting over 220,000 likes
08:21That is insane
08:22If you want to get a shoutout next week
08:24All you have to do is
08:24Clip a scene from this video
08:26Post it on TikTok
08:27Or shorts
08:28And we will shoutout
08:28Whoever gets the most likes
08:30What about lip gloss?
08:32Girl
08:32What is that?
08:34I need a mirror
08:34I don't like it
08:35She's just not controlling her child
08:37Celeste, trust me
08:38This is good
08:38No
08:39How is Salish still smiling?
08:41I don't understand
08:41Aren't you getting frustrated today?
08:43I love the color pink
08:44Oh, no, no, no
08:45Why is it going big?
08:47Ew, ew
08:48It's wearing
08:48It's wearing
08:49Ew, ew, ew, ew
08:49Ew
08:50Okay, now she's getting distracted
08:52Because Salish likes makeup too
08:53Mom
08:54This is all for like
08:55Old skin like you, mom
08:57What?
08:57I'm not that old
08:58Yes, you are
08:59You're like 90
09:01What?
09:02I give up
09:03I've got a plan
09:03Solosh, Solosh
09:04I found this sunscreen
09:05If you use this
09:06It's good for your skin
09:07And I'll buy you a candy bar
09:09If you get it
09:09Okay
09:10Perfect
09:12She bribed her with a candy bar
09:14But actually pretty smart
09:15Because Solosh is going to use this skincare now
09:17And there was no rule for this particular challenge
09:20About not getting anything sweet
09:21So, worked
09:22Salish got through three challenges at Target
09:24But it's going to get even harder
09:26Because now we're going home
09:27Now I have to get my daughter to do her homework
09:30I hate homework
09:33Oh, well, you'll like it today
09:35And now we're back home
09:36Sitting outside the house
09:37Seeing how it goes
09:38I'm so tired
09:41Oh, my gosh
09:42She yawned
09:43She's exhausted
09:44So, what do you have for homework?
09:46I have to write about what I'm going to do for summer vacation
09:50That's so easy
09:51Okay
09:51We can go to the beach
09:53Go on vacation
09:54You could do some extra sports
09:56That would be so much fun
09:57We could go to the park
09:58I see she's really coming up with some ideas
10:00Nothing
10:01Solosh
10:03No, you're not done
10:04Solosh
10:04This kid is killing me
10:06Solosh, what are you doing?
10:09Solosh
10:09You can't play with the bouncy ball in the house?
10:13Solosh, you're allowed to say no
10:14You're allowed to say stop
10:15Okay, do you want
10:17What?
10:19I told Solosh
10:20I had time to break the vase on the table
10:22So, let's see if she can do it
10:23Solosh
10:24Solosh
10:25No, it's going to be
10:26Solosh
10:30No vase
10:32Oh, you kind of broke it
10:36The vase is totally fake
10:37It's made out of sugar
10:38So, when Solosh is grabbing
10:39I think it's not going to hurt her
10:40Oh, Mom, Mom, Mom, I'm sorry
10:41I didn't
10:41Oh, it's okay
10:42We can fix this
10:43It's okay
10:43We can fix this
10:44We can fix this
10:44We can fix this
10:44We can fix this
10:45Sure, sure
10:46Okay
10:46And then we go
10:46Okay
10:47Don't hurt
10:49Okay, Mom, Mom, Mom
10:52No, I can't fix this
10:53I don't think you can fix it
10:55I'm proud of the thing
10:55I'll be back
10:56Oh, um, okay
10:57Where is it?
10:58Honestly, I'm getting a little bit close
11:00A little bit close to quitting
11:01This is harder than I thought it would be
11:03Yes, it is harder
11:03Parenting's harder than you thought it would be
11:05Okay, I got to tell
11:06I got to tell
11:06It's not going to look the same
11:10If we just tape it
11:11Trust me, it will
11:12Tape?
11:14Okay, so look
11:15You got to get this
11:16And then trust me
11:17It's going to be fixed
11:18She's being really, really nice
11:20But I can tell
11:21She's getting a little frustrated
11:22I'm going to go clean this up
11:24And you can go do your homework
11:25Okay
11:25Oh
11:27Sailor seems like she's smiling through this
11:29But I know it upsets her
11:30If anything gets broken in the house
11:32So she might end up quitting
11:34We'll see
11:34I am not going to quit
11:36Parenting is so tiring
11:37Oh, you're tired
11:39Try being a kid
11:40If I pick up Sailor's from school
11:41I'm like, oh man, I'm so tired
11:42She'll be like, oh yeah
11:43Try going to school for six hours
11:44You can't remember that, can you?
11:45Actually, I can
11:46I'm still a kid
11:47Mm-hmm
11:48Yeah, you're still a kid
11:49Now those wrinkles are not
11:50What wrinkles?
11:52Those on your face
11:53How does that feel, Stace?
11:56Does that sound familiar to you?
11:57You need to write neater
11:59And you need to write way more than nothing
12:01Okay
12:02I'm going to go fold laundry
12:04Moms have no idea how hard being a kid is
12:07That's something Sailor says to me all the time
12:09Dad, you just don't get it
12:10I'm going to write something really good
12:12Being a parent is actually so hard
12:15But I'm not going to quit
12:16You're going to quit, Stace
12:17I'm telling you, you're going to quit
12:18And yeah, it is hard
12:19One thing kids don't do
12:21Fold their own laundry
12:22I'm kind of done with this parenting thing
12:24Done
12:25That should be good
12:26So Lush, how's your homework going?
12:30I'm about to come help you
12:31So Lush
12:32So Lush?
12:33Bro
12:34So Lush
12:36You can't put this as homework
12:38It's okay
12:39Okay
12:40She's getting so tired
12:41Her body's all slouching
12:43And she's not going to make it much longer
12:45I am going to guarantee everyone right now
12:47Sailor is going to quit
12:48I know my kid
12:49So Lush
12:50Mom!
12:51Oh my gosh
12:52What is this kid doing?
12:54Why am I stuck?
12:55You better not be making a mess
12:57I can't find it!
12:58Ah!
12:59So Lush, what are you doing?
13:00Ah!
13:00No!
13:01No!
13:01No!
13:01So Lush, no!
13:02No, no!
13:03So Lush
13:03What are you looking for?
13:05My sock
13:06So Lush, they're right here
13:07Oh, thank you
13:09So Lush
13:10I just folded all of this
13:12Ow
13:12Now they're all dirty
13:13And I have to rewash them
13:15Ugh
13:16Anything with a mess
13:18Drives Sailor crazy
13:18She just spent 20 minutes
13:20Folding all those clothes
13:21And they got thrown on the floor
13:23In five seconds
13:23Which means she has to
13:24Wash them all over again
13:26And refold them
13:27Come on, Sailor
13:28That's going to drive you crazy
13:29Why are you still smiling?
13:31Make dinner
13:32Ugh
13:33I'm so tired
13:35Sailor is exhausted
13:36And now she has to make dinner
13:38Welcome to parenting
13:38By the way
13:39But Solaj is going to make it
13:41Even harder
13:41Oh, make dinner!
13:43Okay
13:43Let's make a cake
13:45Can we do the eggs first?
13:47A cake?
13:48Yes
13:48Solaj
13:51That's not how you make a cake
13:53Oh
13:58She's making a mess
14:01This is going to get
14:01Sailor's absolutely crazy
14:04No, stop!
14:05No, no, no, no, stop!
14:06Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
14:07Stop, no, no, no
14:08Oh, God
14:10Oh, that's even getting me
14:11Oh, that hurts me
14:12That's our home
14:13Oh, my gosh
14:14I do not like messes
14:16I'm getting far out
14:18No, stop
14:18Young lady
14:19We do not do that
14:20Just make a mess, Solaj
14:22Make a mess
14:22I don't care
14:23Throw it everywhere
14:23Just get her to quit
14:25Young lady
14:26Stop, Solaj
14:27I am done being a parent
14:28This parenting thing is way too hard
14:30I hate being a parent
14:31I'm done
14:32I quit
14:33Yeah
14:34I won the matter
14:36Oh
14:37We didn't play for the matter cup
14:40Salish couldn't handle parenting Solaj for 24 hours
14:43So let's see how she does parenting me for 24 hours
14:46And this time, it's for the matter cup
14:48Today, I'm going to transform into an adult for 24 hours
14:51And I'm going to be a kid for 24 hours
14:53It's so easy to be an adult
14:54It's so much easier to be a kid
14:55Okay, you know what?
14:56Let's just see
14:57I have so much to do
14:58I have to leave in 30 minutes for work
15:00And I still have to do touch-ups on my makeup and hair
15:03And I have to get lunch, breakfast
15:05Jordan, wake up!
15:06Lunch, that
15:09What do you guys think is that my fit?
15:10I don't like it
15:11Actually, I'm an adult
15:12I love it
15:12Adult say clothes
15:13Guys, what do you think about my clothes?
15:15Salate
15:16I'm running so late
15:17Jordan hasn't even woken up
15:18Jordan, get out of bed!
15:20Oh my gosh, this kid drives me crazy
15:22Now some powder
15:23Oh my gosh, I'm running so late
15:25My boss hates when I'm late to work
15:27But I cannot show up with bad hair and makeup
15:29Jordan, if I hear that alarm one more time
15:34I sweat
15:35Perfect
15:35Where's my purse?
15:37There it is
15:37Okay, let's go
15:38I have so much to do
15:39And these are so hard to balance in
15:41These are not working
15:42Whoa
15:43That's much better
15:45I'm not sure how adults wear heels every day
15:47I need coffee
15:49And I have to make him some pancakes
15:51I cannot get through a day of work without coffee
15:55Jordan, you're gonna miss your buzz
15:58Whenever I'm in a hurry, this is always empty
16:00Perfect
16:01Coffee
16:02I need my bagel
16:03Adults do not have time for good breakfast
16:06Okay, let's go make the pancakes
16:09I do not have time
16:10Let's just take some of this
16:12Can't this kid just get up and make his own breakfast?
16:14For the last time, get out of bed!
16:16He won't eat his pancakes without blueberries
16:22He's really picky
16:23I'm really running late
16:25Adults drink this?
16:28Spray whatever this does
16:30I hope I don't blow up the house
16:32Let's put some pancake on
16:33Yo, is breakfast ready yet?
16:38Oh, you need a new haircut
16:40Whatever
16:41Oh, no!
16:42I creased my dogs!
16:45No!
16:46I need a new pair of dogs!
16:48Can't believe it
16:49Look at my crease!
16:52Look at the crease!
16:54You're sitting on my person blazer!
16:57Dad!
16:57I mean, Jordan!
16:59What?
16:59You sat on my person blazer!
17:01My bad, I'm sorry, yo
17:02Don't call me yo!
17:04Alright, sorry, dog
17:05Ugh, feet on the counter actually drive me crazy
17:08My bad, bro
17:09I'm so tired
17:11I was up all night playing Roblox
17:12What are you doing?
17:14Gotta keep my snap streak up
17:16You're welcome
17:19Oh, yeah
17:20I'm not hungry
17:20Are you kidding me?
17:22I spent like an hour making that
17:24Ugh!
17:27No!
17:29No!
17:31Not my phone!
17:32I'll eat, I'll eat, I'll eat, I'll eat
17:33I promise
17:34Can I get my phone back?
17:35Eat all of that
17:36Okay, okay
17:37No, you're not gonna get my phone
17:40I can't live without my phone
17:43Jordan, that's disgusting
17:45What?
17:46You do it too
17:47I never do that
17:48What?
17:49Clean up your dish
17:51And make your lunch
17:52You're late for school
17:53Do I have to do everything around here?
17:59Alright, I'm ready for school
18:01If Salish quits before 24 hours
18:03I win and I'm top matter
18:05Team Jordan!
18:06Team Salish
18:07I gotta go
18:08I hate being late
18:09Did he, is this it?
18:10It's it, it's it
18:10Perfect
18:11Sorry I'm late
18:13Salish, you're late
18:14Where were you?
18:15I was just running late
18:16We have clients waiting
18:18Yeah, okay, okay
18:18Take care of them
18:19I gotta go
18:20Excuse me
18:20I've been waiting here for 15 minutes
18:22I have places to be
18:23Oh, totally late for school
18:25Like my first day
18:27No!
18:28Hold on
18:28My hair is slaying right now
18:35Yo, dab me up!
18:37What?
18:38Boom!
18:39Yeah!
18:40Wait, wait, wait, wait, right here
18:42You know the rules
18:42What?
18:43No hoodie
18:43No hoodie?
18:44Like I can't wear my hoodie?
18:45Oh, that's like low key
18:46My whole vibe
18:47You gotta wear your Santiago shirt
18:49Oh, I forgot it at home
18:50I'm so sorry
18:51Next time
18:52No, wait, either that
18:53Or are you gonna see the principal?
18:54Seriously?
18:55High key?
18:56Low key?
18:56Which key is it?
18:57Low key?
18:58Seriously?
18:58High key?
18:59I have to see the principal
19:00Yes
19:00Oh, dude
19:02That's not a vibe
19:05Ugh
19:05How do I get around?
19:07You know what?
19:10This is crazy
19:11Just climb over the whole
19:12Hello?
19:14Hey, you guys do IVs, right?
19:15I think so
19:15Am I calling the right place?
19:17Yep, you are
19:17Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep
19:19What do you want?
19:20Uh, what do you guys have?
19:21IV fluids, electrolytes, vitamin B
19:23A co-enzyme
19:25Do you know what an enzyme is?
19:26I think it's something in your body
19:28That helps you live
19:29It feels like you don't really know
19:30What you're doing
19:30Of course I know what I'm doing
19:32Do you have a manager?
19:33Have you
19:33How long have you worked here?
19:34A long time
19:35You're a little rude today
19:36Okay, cool
19:37I gotta go
19:37I'm busy
19:38You're taking too long
19:39Bye
19:39I'm so late
19:50First class gang
19:51What up?
19:53Oh my god
19:54They're sitting in a circle
19:55This is gonna be so awkward
19:56I guess I'm a middle schooler today
19:57What up, bro
19:59What up?
20:04Don't you come over
20:05Seats are a little small, right?
20:06It's just like
20:07Sorry, I'm just
20:08Oh, my legs are
20:09Sorry
20:10It's just
20:11Oh, no
20:13Did I crease my shoes?
20:14Bruh
20:15And, um, they're going to
20:18So, this is an IV drip lounge
20:20Whatever that is
20:21IV drip lounge
20:22Which sends vitamin-filled fluids
20:24Into your body
20:25To make you healthier
20:26I'd like to know
20:27How long I have to wait
20:28Because honestly
20:28I have an appointment
20:29And I'm quite late
20:30Um, try that door
20:32I don't think I'm supposed
20:33To go in by myself
20:33Okay, fine
20:34Right this way
20:39Oh, what are you getting right now?
20:41It's just an IV drip
20:42Uh, how did they get that in?
20:43Just this needle
20:44Um, a needle?
20:47Yeah, you know what?
20:48I think I have to go get something
20:49Bye
20:49Congress has to decide
20:52Move
20:52I'm sorry
20:54That's awkward
20:55Security
20:56Did you please go to room 102
20:58And kick up Jordan Matter
21:00Take it to the principal's office
21:01For in detention?
21:03Oh
21:03Oh
21:05That doesn't sound good
21:07I don't have to go to detention
21:08Busty
21:08Whatever
21:09Ow
21:10Feel good
21:12I'm out
21:14Okay, I don't want to see the needle
21:16But I got everything
21:17Oh, um
21:21Here, let me just
21:22Clean it up real quick
21:23Here, so
21:24Put this thingy, like, on your arm
21:26Perfect, you know what?
21:27I'm gonna go get a nurse
21:28You got this
21:29I got this
21:30Jordan Matter, sit down
21:32Bro, I didn't even mean it
21:35First of all, you're not wearing
21:36Your school uniform
21:36Second of all, I've had reports
21:38That you've been wearing a hoodie
21:39All day long
21:40And you have a skateboard on campus
21:41You know you're not allowed to do that
21:43What kind of future are you gonna have
21:45If you don't stop following rules?
21:46You have detention
21:47Wait, what?
21:48Jim, like, actually me?
21:50I have detention?
21:50Absolutely
21:50Jordan Matter, you have detention today
21:52I've been in that detention in, like, 40 years
21:54You're gonna have it today
21:55Bro
21:55Bro
21:56You're gonna have detention
21:57Bro, this is so not it
22:02This principal is such an L
22:03I'm so bored
22:06They won't even let me use my phone
22:08What am I supposed to do all day?
22:11Lunch is lonely in middle school
22:13Is it lunchtime yet?
22:15Oh, oh no
22:16I'm missing a period
22:18Oh, oh man
22:19Oh, I don't even know where I'm supposed to go
22:21How are you supposed to drink water?
22:25You just, it gets in my hair
22:26Dude, musical theater, bruh
22:28I don't sing
22:29My name is Jordan
22:30You can call me dad
22:32Yeah, that's why I don't sing
22:33Am I gonna have to sing right now?
22:34Like, again?
22:35Ugh
22:36Actually, bruh
22:37I have to do this?
22:38Okay, if I quit right now
22:39Salish gets the Matter Cup, right, Sandy?
22:41Yeah
22:41Oh
22:42Where are we?
22:43Full company
22:44Bruh
22:45Tomorrow
22:46And it's the something, something
22:50Why are we all walking?
22:52Tomorrow
22:53Tomorrow
22:53Tomorrow
22:54I love you
22:56Tomorrow
22:57You're always a day
23:01Yeah
23:02I love musical theater
23:15That was awesome
23:17Yeah
23:18Wait, I have to clean everything too?
23:21You wanna dance?
23:22Yes
23:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
23:25What, what, what
23:29Wait, was that cringy?
23:31Oh, it was a fail
23:34Yeah, I'm just pretending
23:38Bruh, middle school is so exhausting
23:41Kids these days
23:42Um, what are you doing?
23:48Getting a lollipop
23:49They're for, um, $10
23:51What?
23:52They're always free after school
23:53Um, okay, you're right
23:55Just say lollipop
23:56Actually, sweet
23:57Yeah
23:58Don't judge
24:00I've been wearing a wig all day
24:01I know, my hair sucks
24:02I gotta call Salish
24:03To see if she's having a hard time too
24:04Because I want her to quit
24:05I wanna be top matter
24:06Let's see how she's doing
24:07Honestly, I'm having a hard time
24:08Hey, little girl
24:09How's it going?
24:10You wanna quit?
24:10It's chill
24:11How's school?
24:12Being a teenager is actually hard
24:13Why do you have to do so many things?
24:14I have to just do one thing as an adult
24:16Yeah, I know
24:17This adult thing is pretty chill though
24:18You gonna quit?
24:19You know you quit
24:20I'm top matter
24:20I'm taking that trophy back, little girl
24:22Uh-huh
24:23Has anyone teased you about your outfit yet?
24:25No way
24:25My fit is dope
24:26Okay, well
24:28I'm gonna be top matter
24:28Ha-ha, bye
24:29Wait, did you just hang up
24:31She hung up on me
24:32One
24:32Two
24:33Three
24:34Four
24:34It's only 1.30
24:36You have to be kidding me
24:37I don't think the kids here believe that I'm actually a student
24:40So Wyatt is gonna teach me how to be a teenage dude
24:43First thing I need to know is like my voice
24:45Don't talk fast
24:46Don't be like
24:46Talking all fast
24:47You just gotta be like calm
24:48I bet you don't really care
24:50So you're just chilling
24:51Yeah, just chilling
24:51Oh, that's sick, yo
24:52So whenever you dap up
24:53You gotta go like this
24:54Ready?
24:55Yeah
24:55So go slow
24:55Like that
24:56And you gotta go like that
24:57Oh, gotcha
24:58Yeah, just be like
24:59Yo, it was good, Brody
24:59Yo, it was good, Brody
25:01Got it
25:02We're gonna teach you how to wear the hood
25:02Because I like my hair
25:03It's like popped out
25:04It's like I don't want to cover the hair
25:05Yeah, me neither
25:06I've got good hair
25:07You put it like this
25:08You put it like halfway on
25:09Is that real hair or is that a wig?
25:10No, it's my real hair
25:11Oh, that's good hair
25:12Yeah, I'm wearing a wig
25:13Because this is my hair
25:13That's bad
25:14Yeah
25:14If I'm trying to listen to music
25:15I'll wear the hood
25:16Like in class, listen to music?
25:18No, I don't listen to music in class
25:19I gotta pay attention
25:20Just between us
25:21Like do you listen to music in class
25:22I'm about to go into class
25:23I want you to show me how to walk in
25:24We wait until like
25:25Right until the bell's about to ring
25:26And then we walk in
25:27We're like
25:28What's good, teach?
25:30Alright, man
25:30I think I'm ready
25:31You're ready
25:31Bro, ski, yeah
25:32We did it
25:33Let's go to class
25:34Hey, what are you doing?
25:36I'm copying my face
25:38I'm to your lunch break
25:38You go to your lunch
25:39Oh, bet
25:40Every day with Salish
25:44I only have 20 minutes for lunch
25:46And this is the only place that's close
25:48And I'm a vegetarian
25:49So I guess I'm eating water for lunch
25:51Exciting news
25:52I'm running for class president
25:54I was wondering if you wanted to vote for me
25:57Yes, I am
25:58Yeah, wow, this is easy
25:59Wow, they're really enthusiastic about the new kids
26:02Wow
26:02Speech, speech, speech
26:03Oh, you want me to give a speech?
26:05Oh, I guess I gotta give a speech
26:06Hey, everybody
26:08My name's Jordan
26:10I'm running for class president
26:12If I'm elected
26:16I vote for free pizza
26:18No dress code
26:20Longer lunch
26:22And four-day weekends
26:24What?
26:25Yeah
26:26Join for president
26:29Woo
26:32I think that went really well
26:34I'm kind of working on my teenage dude voice
26:38I can talk like this
26:39Or, hey, what's up
26:40Is it this dude?
26:42Oh, I'm slaying it, dude
26:44Does that work?
26:45Yeah
26:46How's my fit?
26:47Yeah
26:47Yeah, wow
26:49Should the hair be in my face?
26:51Like
26:51Yeah
26:51All right, now I know how to be a teenager
26:55Are you all gonna vote for me for class president?
26:58Yeah
26:58Free pizza
26:59Who are you rooting for?
27:01One, two, three
27:02Team Jordan
27:03Top matter
27:05Jordan
27:05Jordan
27:06Jordan
27:07Jordan
27:08I think I'm gonna win class president
27:10Isn't that guy too old to be in middle school?
27:11He's loving
27:12Oh
27:13Actually
27:14That's such an L
27:18Did that work?
27:19Is that what I'm supposed to say?
27:19L
27:20Shh
27:20It's time for a twin prank
27:22We're gonna freak her out
27:23Yeah
27:24I got a patient in room number six
27:26And he's feeling a little dizzy
27:27But get him some water
27:28So he's feeling better, okay?
27:30Okay
27:30Thanks
27:30It's room six
27:33Room six?
27:34Get it to him and come back
27:35I need you right away, okay?
27:36Oh, okay
27:36There's two room sixes
27:38Just go to room number six
27:39And take care of it, okay?
27:41I guess I'm trying this one
27:42Whoa, wait
27:50Wait, what?
27:53There's two of them
27:54There's two of us
27:55You guys are twins?
27:56Yes
27:56How do I tell the difference?
28:00Chill
28:00What up, teach?
28:03Yo
28:04That wasn't awkward
28:06Are you a substitute?
28:08Yeah
28:08Oh, substitute
28:10Yeah, no worries
28:12It's wood shop
28:14Oh, do we get to build things?
28:15Yeah
28:15I just built a big dog house
28:17Huge
28:18Looking good, huh?
28:20Actually, it was small
28:21But you know what?
28:21That's lit, yo
28:22Let's build
28:22Can you give me a hand?
28:23I'm gonna
28:24Okay
28:24Okay
28:25We're good
28:25All right, we're good
28:26Yep, I'm fine
28:27Just a teenager
28:28Nothing hurts when you're a teenager
28:29I gotta bring this wood over
28:30This is really
28:32Really heavy
28:34Nothing to see here
28:38Nothing to see
28:39You think he'll see me leaving?
28:42He'll never know
28:43We have one break
28:44I've got some things
28:48Where'd the old guy go?
28:50Wait
28:51What are you doing?
28:53Tick-lock?
28:53Oh, I need you here
28:54Why?
28:55No, no tick-tock
28:55Oh, excuse me?
28:56We got patient here for physical therapy
28:58Wait, PT?
28:59Oh, I do PT at gymnastics
29:00I need you back there now
29:01Let's go
29:02I don't get teen slang
29:03I mean, who's Kai Sinat?
29:04Who's Speed?
29:05What's Riz?
29:05Riz?
29:06I keep hearing Riz in the hallway
29:07Like, do I have Riz?
29:08Will you comment below what Riz is?
29:10I think I have it
29:11Oh, okay
29:12Hold on, we'll talk
29:13This is gonna be fun
29:14So, what do you need?
29:16My elbow's really hurting me
29:17So, Tim
29:19Don't worry
29:19I do this for gymnastics
29:20So I know what I'm doing
29:21Well, actually
29:22Somebody else does
29:23But I can figure it out
29:23I think I plugged this thingy
29:25Into something
29:25I got this
29:26There are too many
29:27A little young, right?
29:28It goes in here
29:29Are you sure about that?
29:30I'm pretty sure
29:31Okay
29:32Wait
29:32I think I did it wrong
29:33And then you're gonna turn on this machine?
29:35Yep
29:35Do you feel it?
29:36No, not too much
29:37Okay, that one
29:38Okay, okay, okay, okay
29:39Okay, okay, okay, okay
29:40No, no, no, no
29:41No, no, no, no
29:41I think we're good
29:42Keep going
29:42I think we're good
29:43Perfect
29:44It's at the highest level
29:45I think my arm is starting to shake
29:47I think we're good
29:47Okay, fine
29:48I'll turn it off
29:49Ew
29:49You took off all my arm hair
29:51Great, thank you so much
29:52You're welcome
29:52You know what?
29:53I think that was supposed to put on
29:55Some alcohol in your arms
29:56To make it not hurt
29:56Oh, well
29:57I gotta go back to work
29:58What just happened?
29:59Every time I come here
30:00It's awesome
30:00But that was weird
30:01She must be new
30:02Bro, I'm late for another class
30:03I can't
30:04No, my kicks are wet
30:06Kids care about their shoes
30:09That's how they react, right?
30:12I have to do cheer yoga now?
30:14Okay, Salish might end up being taught matter
30:16Because I think I'm gonna quit
30:17Let's do yoga
30:18What do you think of my fit?
30:22It's mid
30:22It's hard being a teenager
30:24Hey, hey, hey
30:25Listen up, listen up
30:26Hey, hey, hey
30:27Listen up, listen up
30:29Yeah
30:29I nailed that kind of
30:31Yeah
30:32Am I like the only dude here?
30:34You are, but that's okay
30:36Dudes should do cheer too
30:37Standing pose
30:38Try to focus and find your center
30:42This isn't easy
30:43And five
30:43Four
30:44Three
30:44Okay, that was slippery
30:47It's just that my mat is slippery
30:48And it's not fair
30:49Because no one else's is
30:50Crisscross applesauce
30:52Uh-oh
30:53There we go
30:54That's comfortable
30:55How are you doing it so easy?
30:58This thing is like
30:59I don't know if my body is meant for this yoga thing
31:02I think that maybe this isn't for me today
31:04Because I don't have the right kicks
31:06And I don't want to crease my kicks
31:07Because they're pandas
31:09Okay, bro
31:09Dap it up
31:10I'm gonna try another class, all right?
31:13But hey, you stay you
31:14Mr. Lee might need a call
31:15Yeah, I think he should call
31:16Wait, who's Mr. Lee?
31:18The principal?
31:19Yeah
31:19Oh, no, no, no, no
31:20I already met him once
31:21I'm out of here
31:22Oh, I'm out
31:22All right, no more Mr. Lee
31:24Bye
31:24Team Jordan
31:25Work's not so bad after all
31:26This is pretty easy
31:27Hi
31:27Hi
31:28So Michael wanted me to show you how to do an IV
31:30An IV?
31:31Are there needles?
31:32Just two small needles
31:33Oh, you know what?
31:34This job's not for me
31:35I'm gonna talk to Michael
31:36Michael!
31:40You know what?
31:40Thank you so much for letting me work here
31:42But I don't think this job is for me
31:44I can't do needles
31:45But the place is really great
31:47So I'm sure you'll find someone else
31:49Bye!
31:52Hey, I'm always quitting my job
31:54Heard you're hiring
31:55Banned?
31:56I haven't done that in like 40 years
31:57Where do I sit?
32:03Yeah!
32:16Yeah!
32:16We lit, yo!
32:20Yeah!
32:21Yeah!
32:22We lit, yo!
32:27Hey, yo!
32:28I'm Jordan.
32:29What's up?
32:30Why are you all looking at me?
32:32You might look a little old to me.
32:35What?
32:36That's so much hate.
32:37I'm just 13.
32:38After work, a lot of adults work out, and they all wear these silly matching sets, so
32:42I guess I have to get that.
32:43So I see, like, a lot of adult women wearing, like, really bright colors.
32:48So maybe, like, hot pink.
32:51There are so many options around here.
32:53I don't know what to pick.
32:54I'm not an adult.
32:55Actually, I am today.
32:56So why do you guys need all these options?
32:58Do I want pockets, layers, cargo pants thingies?
33:01I don't know.
33:02That's definitely not my size.
33:03This is getting stressful.
33:04There's still so many things to do.
33:06I have to make dinner, do the chores.
33:08Adulting is hard, but I'm still not gonna lose.
33:11Okay, I think I'm gonna abandon the pink and try maybe all black.
33:14I got a black long sleeve and black leggings.
33:16Let's check it out.
33:17I'm feeling very adult.
33:19Perfect.
33:20Is it one strap or two straps to the backpack?
33:22Two.
33:23Two?
33:24Yeah.
33:25We're keeping Catali.
33:26Yo.
33:27Wrap it up.
33:28Two straps, two straps.
33:29Two straps?
33:30That's, like, old.
33:31So old is one strap?
33:32I've been doing it the whole day.
33:33Yo.
33:34One strap or two straps on the backpack?
33:36One.
33:37One.
33:38It looks like one is working.
33:39One.
33:40I'm going with one.
33:41Yo, I'm a dip.
33:42Yeah, I killed that.
33:43I felt good.
33:44Yo, I'm a dip.
33:45One strap or two straps?
33:47Two.
33:48Two.
33:49Really?
33:50I thought it was one.
33:51Yeah.
33:52Hey, Salish, watch this.
33:53Come on.
33:54Yeah.
33:55I hope Salish had a hard day at work and she's ready quick because this teenage thing is no
34:00joke.
34:01I'm exhausted after going to school all day.
34:02At least I get to go home finally because-
34:04Jordan.
34:05Jordan.
34:06Jordan.
34:07No, actually no.
34:08No, no, no.
34:09Stop.
34:10Hey.
34:11Stop the bus.
34:12Stop.
34:13Yo.
34:14Yo, wait.
34:15Why am I going sideways?
34:16Will it help?
34:17So I guess adults like to work out after they work.
34:19Let's try it.
34:20I looked up an adult workout routine and the first thing is walking for 20 minutes.
34:26Seriously, this is all I have to do.
34:28Next, ab workout.
34:29I don't even know how this works.
34:31I don't like this machine.
34:32I'm too short.
34:33Next, box jumps.
34:34Next, machine pull-ups.
34:41The machine actually helps me.
34:44This adult workout is easier than I thought it would be.
34:47This is spin class, but I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be other people in here.
34:51I have no idea what this does.
34:53Whatever this thing is called.
34:55Not a bad workout.
34:56I mean, not as hard as gymnastics.
34:58Now, I guess I'm going to go to sauna and take a shower and then get changed and go shopping
35:03because that's what adults do.
35:04Because I'm 14 today and that's not old enough to have a job, I have to volunteer after school.
35:10Are you kidding me?
35:11That is so mid.
35:12Brody's acting crazy right now.
35:14Oh, he's so sweet though, actually.
35:16Salish would love him.
35:17Should I just get him?
35:18Cut that.
35:19Cut that.
35:20I'm going to do what every adult does every day.
35:21Go shopping.
35:22I got four scoops of ice cream because adults can eat whatever they want.
35:26Yum.
35:27I quit my job and I spent all my money.
35:29Yep.
35:30I'm an adult.
35:31This is not it.
35:33I have to do laundry for all the animals?
35:36Are you kidding me right now?
35:39A little help?
35:45Dude, not a vibe.
35:47I got to wash little Charlie here, but I cannot get my kicks wet.
35:51I got you.
35:52He's kind of growling at me.
35:54Are we beefing right now, Charlie?
35:55Bro, are we good?
35:56I'm hearing a growl, so that doesn't sound good.
35:59Now that I've done all my shopping, it's time to go home.
36:01How do I start it?
36:02Right.
36:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
36:04What are you doing?
36:05I'm driving.
36:06Uh, young lady?
36:07No way.
36:08Yes.
36:09I'm driving.
36:10Ugh, fine.
36:12Now I have to pet puppies.
36:14That's awesome.
36:15Real Jordan here.
36:16Volunteering is actually really awesome.
36:17So if you have any time at all, find somewhere in your local community and give it a shot.
36:21It's very rewarding.
36:22Bro, he matches my hair.
36:24You're so cute.
36:26I can't even with him.
36:27Okay, this teenage thing is hard.
36:29I'm exhausted.
36:30I did like a hundred things today.
36:31I want to quit, but I actually have a secret plan to get Salish to quit.
36:34Watch this.
36:35I'm going to be top matter.
36:36So I've already went to work and done all the adult things, but now I have to do laundry.
36:40Then I have to clean, cook, and do a bunch of other stuff.
36:43I think I might have to quit soon.
36:45Normally, as a kid, I only do my laundry, but now I have to do everybody's laundry.
36:49This adult thing is hard.
36:50Yo, I brought my girlfriend home.
36:52What?
36:53Hey, girl.
36:54Peace.
36:55Are you kidding me?
36:56Oh, my God.
36:57I can't with this right now.
36:58OMG, what?
36:59Mom?
37:00What do you mean?
37:01This is my girlfriend.
37:02As long as you want to be an adult, we're just going to hang out here and kiss and snuggle.
37:07Ew.
37:08That's so gross.
37:09Ew.
37:10Dad, that's disgusting.
37:11Ugh.
37:12You know what?
37:13You can just have this matter cup.
37:14Just take it.
37:15I don't even want it anymore.
37:16Yeah.
37:17We're top matter.
37:18I just want to thank all of you out there because I've wanted to be top matter for so
37:22long and finally I've done it.
37:24And just thank you so much.
37:27Oh, my God.
37:28Finally, I get to take this wig off.
37:30And now let's see if Salish can handle turning 21 with her best friend Nadal.
37:34Today, my daughter Salish and her best friend Nadal are going to turn 21 years old and do
37:40everything adults do for 24 hours.
37:43Wait, Salish want a kiss?
37:44Yes.
37:45But not all of it is going to be fun.
37:47Salish and Nadal both think it's better to be an adult than a kid.
37:51Yeah.
37:52Then we have freedom.
37:53Okay.
37:54Okay.
37:55I don't think they should be in any hurry to grow up.
37:57And so at the end of the day, they are going to take a lie detector test.
38:01Salish, you have a crush on me.
38:02Yes or no?
38:03No, not that question.
38:05Play the other question.
38:06Which do you like better?
38:07Being a kid or being an adult?
38:09And if they still think it's better to be an adult, I will pierce my nose.
38:14No.
38:15You guys are adults.
38:16What do you want to do first?
38:17Spend money.
38:18Yeah, spend money.
38:19First, you've got to earn money.
38:20You've got to get changed for work.
38:21I'm ready for work.
38:22Woo!
38:23Dad!
38:24Jordan!
38:25Are you dressed?
38:26Ah, your tie!
38:27Oh, my tie!
38:28So what you're saying is you prefer being kids.
38:29No.
38:30No, I like this dress.
38:31It's cute.
38:32Alright, stop complaining.
38:33You're wearing your tie and it is time to go to work.
38:35Is this work?
38:36I haven't even had breakfast yet.
38:37I thought we were going to do fun things.
38:38All that's all you get for breakfast is a couple of black coffees.
38:41Sorry, that's how it is being an adult sometimes.
38:43Plus a cheese danish.
38:44Oh, yay!
38:45It's hard.
38:46The first job is you have to sort letters from the mail room.
38:49What?
38:50Put all of these letters in alphabetical order.
38:52Uh-uh.
38:53Absolutely not.
38:54Go get them, tigers.
38:55Don't get paid till you do it.
38:56Bye.
38:57No way.
38:58This is a lot.
38:59B.
39:00Another B.
39:01A.
39:02B.
39:03Hey!
39:05Pick those up.
39:06I get to work right now.
39:08No.
39:09Oh my gosh.
39:10It is out.
39:11Work works.
39:12It's not all this work, Salish!
39:14Whoa!
39:15What are you doing?
39:16Kids or adults?
39:17This adult thing is not that cool.
39:18I don't like it.
39:19I know.
39:20You clean, I'll file.
39:21Get to work, go!
39:22Ah, that little floor feels so nice.
39:25Coming up, Nadal has a huge surprise for Salish.
39:28You know what?
39:29I'm firing myself.
39:30No, we need to make money.
39:31Why do you want to be an adult?
39:33Because I can drive.
39:34Exactly!
39:35You need money to get a car.
39:37If we work really hard, then we can save up and have some fun.
39:40Okay, fine.
39:41Wow, you guys have made some real progress here.
39:44So what do you guys think is better so far?
39:45Being a kid or an adult?
39:46Adult.
39:47Really?
39:48Huh.
39:49Well, if by the end of the day you're willing to take a lie detector test on that and you pass,
39:52then you know.
39:54Nose piercing.
39:55You've earned zero dollars so far.
39:56Go back to work.
39:57I'll be back in 30 minutes and I want to see these stacked.
40:00In alphabetical order!
40:02Are you kidding me?
40:03Nadal, if we get paid, I'm taking all the money.
40:06Okay, okay, okay.
40:07Wait, wait.
40:08Okay, don't get anywhere near.
40:09Okay, I gotta check it and let me make sure you get paid.
40:11I am your boss today.
40:12What?
40:13You look like a giraffe.
40:14You have to go make me a cup of coffee and if I don't like it, you don't get paid.
40:19I need my coffee in five minutes.
40:20Go!
40:21Go!
40:22Where is the coffee machine?
40:23He only likes oatmeal.
40:24Oh, there's oatmeal.
40:25It's cinnamon roll.
40:26I guess we're gonna have to go with this.
40:28Get it off.
40:29Oh, he likes syrup.
40:31I don't know where the syrup is.
40:32I guess we're just gonna get some sugar.
40:34Okay, Nadal.
40:35I'm so tired.
40:36It's Jordan's coffee, not yours.
40:37It's actually really good.
40:38It's good.
40:39Now I've got some energy.
40:40Wait, what if he wants a snack or something?
40:41Ooh, strawberry.
40:42I don't think this is our food to take.
40:43This one looks good.
40:44This is random people's food.
40:45Huh?
40:46Come on!
40:47Here, boss, here's your coffee.
40:48I just ordered my very favorite coffee and oat milk mocha.
40:49If I don't like yours better, you don't get paid.
40:50Oh, that's good.
40:51And now what's this called?
40:52Naylish Coffee.
41:01I can see that as a product someday.
41:02Okay, Naylish Coffee.
41:03Actually, what is that?
41:04Sandy, what have they put in there?
41:05Sandy, blur the product.
41:06Okay, Nailish coffee.
41:13Actually, what is that? Sandy, what'd they put in there?
41:15Sandy, blur the product.
41:16It's a secret ingredient.
41:17I'm gonna give this to you. You won this round and you get paid. You just made $2,000, okay?
41:23Good job!
41:24Let's be honest, nobody would make $2,000 for what they just did, but we're giving them an extra budget for the rest of the video.
41:30Here's $2,000. Okay, hold on.
41:34Give me $1,000 back for taxes.
41:37No, you want to be an adult? It's taxes.
41:40Taxes for what?
41:41To make the roads work and the police force and the fire trucks.
41:44I'll give you $500.
41:45You can't negotiate taxes. You still like being adults? How's that adult thing going for you?
41:50Okay, this is actually still a lot of money.
41:52Now, here's your choice. You guys, actual Nailish, actual Salish have $1,000 in your hand.
41:57You can just stop and keep it and save it and not spend it like an adult should do.
42:02Save your money.
42:03No, no.
42:04Spend.
42:05Spend what?
42:06You guys, they, kids, they don't know what to do with money.
42:08Okay, so what should we do with our money?
42:10Obviously, order a limo.
42:11No, no, no, no, no. That's way too much money.
42:13No, no, no, no, no.
42:14Needle, no.
42:15Do not order a limo.
42:16Come on, no, no.
42:17Needle.
42:18Needle.
42:19No.
42:20I'm one click away.
42:23And...
42:24Yes, got it.
42:25Jordan, look.
42:26Wait, Salish want a kiss?
42:27Yes.
42:28Oh, okay.
42:29Come on.
42:30Our first kiss through the glass.
42:32Well, was it our first?
42:33Remember, at the end of the video, Salish and Nadal are taking a lie detector test.
42:48Do you think Nadal is cute?
42:50These clips are driving me crazy.
42:52Whoa.
42:53It's a limo.
42:54Girls first.
42:55This is so awesome.
42:56Yeah, I think we should party.
43:14Let's do some selfies, ready?
43:16Stick your tongue out.
43:17See, it's really quick.
43:23I got it.
43:24So, how much did this cost?
43:27$300.
43:28What?
43:29I could have gotten a way better deal than that.
43:31Excuse me?
43:32Can you pull over?
43:34Why did you do that?
43:35Well, I'm gonna negotiate.
43:36Salish.
43:37What?
43:38Is that how life works?
43:39Yeah, it is.
43:41Hello.
43:42Hello.
43:43I love this limo, and it's like amazing and great, but I think he paid a lot of money.
43:46But I think he paid a little bit too much for it.
43:48You know, he just like doesn't understand money.
43:50He's like new to being 21.
43:51But I've had a job for a while, so I know how money works.
43:54We're kind of on a budget.
43:55Is there anything we could do at all to get a discount?
43:58Only one thing I can think of.
44:00See, Needle?
44:01This is so fun.
44:02See, we only save like $100.
44:03You know how much money that is, Needle?
44:04$100 is a lot.
44:05With $100, I could get like something from Sephora, or like two pairs of jeans, or like
44:1510 million pink drinks.
44:16Part of being a responsible adult is to save money.
44:19What?
44:20We just got our shirt.
44:21Oh, I'm sorry.
44:22Oh my God, Needle!
44:23Wait!
44:24No!
44:25You missed the snuff button!
44:26Wait, wait, wait!
44:27No!
44:28No!
44:29No!
44:30No!
44:31No!
44:32No!
44:33No!
44:34No!
44:35No!
44:36No!
44:37No!
44:38No!
44:39No!
44:40No!
44:41No!
44:42No!
44:43No!
44:44No!
44:45No!
44:46No!
44:47No!
44:48No!
44:49That's 21, yeah.
44:50You know, adults can act like that, they just usually don't.
44:53Maybe we should more, because they actually look kind of fun.
44:56By the way, you got this little piece of hair on the top.
44:59What the heck?
45:00You started it.
45:01No!
45:02You started it.
45:03Sandy, replay this clip.
45:04He started it.
45:05Oh my God!
45:06He do!
45:07Okay, so what do you want to do?
45:08I want to drive.
45:09What?
45:10Yeah.
45:11Thank you!
45:12Thanks!
45:13Oh, this was so fun, I can't wait.
45:14We at Cayman Speed and this is the best yard check in Southern California for Brock
45:19California you guys ready yes, I see your driver license real quick. Oh 21, right? We didn't bring it. No. Yeah
45:25Alright black flag is our safety frag if anybody's out there being too unsafe of a driver and we need to remove them
45:31That's how we're gonna do it. Don't bump and don't slide around the tent. Oh, you're getting a black flag
45:35Who do you think is gonna be the slower driver me?
45:37I've never done this before you've done it so many times. So you guys are 21 kind of cars drug
45:41Audi already. I haven't gone to Korea, but I want a white you guys ready. Yeah, who's gonna win me? Let's find out
45:58It was funny, it's not bumper cars Salish versus the doll the race of the century
46:03Are you guys feeling like kids or adults right now? I know do more kids or adults use this racetrack more adult
46:08Oh
46:10That's not what I was hoping to hear
46:14My little girl versus what I imagine is gonna be a crazy reckless at all. Here we go racers start your engines
46:21On your marks get set go there they go and they're off go get a little girl. Yeah, here we go first time behind a wheel look at her go
46:31right
46:34Oh
46:36Oh, that's what I've always been afraid of
46:39Oops
46:39Oopsies. I just hit the thing
46:42I'm losing not sure about her as a driver when she's 21. Go slow say
46:48I'm trying
46:49Okay guys, so I'm clearly gapping salish so bad right now
47:04Salish so bad right now
47:06Steady
47:07All hands on the wheel. That's my little girl. She's doing great. No, that was too fast a little slower
47:12Dad stop it. You guys have an annoying dad just saying
47:16Salish I'm way ahead of you. No needle. He's already on his third one and he's way past me sales doesn't know this
47:21But I'm a very good driver
47:23Okay, slow it down
47:24Slow it down
47:25Slow it down
47:26Oh, oh that drove me crazy
47:28Guys this is amazing. I'm going so fast. This is so fun. I'm being a really safe driver
47:32You know, maybe I'll actually be a good driver if I crashed like I just did maybe I won't be a good driver
47:39Salish
47:40No! I hate you!
47:42If they ever end up a couple and they're not gonna end up a couple he is not the driver
47:46How does needle go so fast? You know, it's fine. It's my first time and this is like his eighth time or something like that
47:52It's okay
47:54As long as I'm trying. This is terrifying
47:56I do not ever want to be a race car driver
48:01Salish!
48:02Salish!
48:03Salish!
48:04Ah! Ah!
48:05Made up!
48:07I'm literally gonna kill him
48:13This car can't go any faster. I think it's just because I'm really bad. So they're slowing it down
48:17What Salish doesn't know is I told them to not let her car go so fast. They can control it. I'm an overprotective dad, okay?
48:23Salish! Salish! She did great. She only crashed once
48:28Straight into a wall, but hey
48:29This is pretty fun, honestly
48:30In summary, neither of them are ready to drive
48:34Oh!
48:38Is it really that bad?
48:40No, it looks great
48:41Wait, can I actually please fix a piece?
48:43Ah
48:44There we go. Look, now it looks right
48:45So what do each of you think about driving when you're 21?
48:48I'll drive when I'm 16
48:49I'll drive when I'm 16
48:50Salish, you just came out of that thinking, yeah, I'm ready to drive when I'm 16
48:52Yes
48:55Whenever I get my driver's license, I'll make a video taking Salish on a drive
48:59Well, we'll see about that
49:00In first place we have
49:02Need a wonder
49:03Woo!
49:04That's it!
49:05No matter is in first place honestly
49:07Third
49:08Third
49:09First
49:10First
49:11First
49:12First
49:13I won!
49:14Okay, being 21 is actually pretty cool
49:15I mean, we get to drink this
49:17Vodka and champagne, not Coke and Spray
49:19That race track was so much fun
49:22By the way, how much was that?
49:23It's only like $60
49:24Only?
49:25I could have bought too many clothes with that much
49:26All right, Jordan, let me speak to you man to man
49:27Adult to adult
49:28Salish runs your entire channel
49:29She does the intro for you, she does all the challenges for you
49:30It's not adult to adult, it's adult to grandpa
49:31All you do is take pictures, oh wait, you don't even do that anymore
49:35Every intro is me, today my daughter's Salish, that's me saying that
49:37There is no rush growing up kids, see how all this energy up, this is kid energy
49:42You have energy and you're 50
49:43Cut that right now Sandy
49:48What should we do next?
49:50I think we should go to the mall
49:51Absolutely not
49:52No
49:53No
49:54No
49:55No
49:56No
49:57I think we should go to the mall
49:59No
50:00No
50:01No
50:02No
50:03No
50:04mall absolutely no you don't always have to spend your money just because you got it we could go to
50:08the gym or we could go to run wall or we could go for a bike ride or we could play a board game
50:15or we could go ew you're so boring no the wall okay how about we make a compromise i get half
50:21of the money and you get half of the money so i can spend it on clothes and you can spend it on
50:27boy things baseball caps naruto things i don't know how much longer until the mall i don't know
50:34but i'm so tired
50:39hey we're stuck here get up i can't oh no we have an audience come on let's go oh shoot i think those
50:47people thought we were going to be someone cool yeah i know they're like filming us when we got
50:51out and i almost stripped yeah and then we're just us what's the plan guys what are you going to do
50:55you're 21 you're in the mall shocking kids go to the mall sales i'm so hungry oh wait was that danish
51:00and coffee i ain't eat the danish oh yeah sorry i ate it all we could get something cheap oh yeah
51:06steak dinner no do you want to have any money to spend on cool things nope your steak we're gonna
51:11spend a little money on food because there's no reason to waste money on food what's the cheapest
51:15thing that you can eat here uh we're at the cake box for like 275. two cake cups and can we also have
51:20two glasses of water thank you see that's how you should order it's kind of cool to be an adult because
51:26you have so much freedom i like being an adult because i can do whatever i want when i want
51:30where i want look you know we got our water wow they didn't cost anything and they're the best here
51:35mmm tastes like uh water this is actually a really good meal no hey guys you know that when you're an
51:42adult you actually have to start thinking about nutrition because your body starts breaking down
51:45cake pops for lunch bad idea this is a way you should have actually spent a little bit of money
51:49with a healthy salad yeah it will be healthy because tomorrow will be healthy so this is it
51:56for you for lunch cake pops and water yep kids so we only have 30 nights left in this mall because
52:01i have a really special surprise planned out for us wait what's the surprise i can't tell you what
52:06store do you want to go to ah so far come on let's go why would you want to go to support out of
52:10everything i need to find a new moisturizer because i just ran online i'm going to test them on you come on
52:14okay let's just get a new ring moisturizer stop it feel good no i don't like it this moisturizer no i
52:21have to put it on what does it feel like no i don't really like it that much okay i guess we have to
52:26try one more that's not a moisturizer that's a toner oh okay he's just dousing himself with that i
52:34guess he likes it do you like that one yeah well that's not a moisturizer last one this one's trending
52:39really big right now let me rub it i'm gonna try it no wait i didn't see myself do you like this one
52:46or no i like it okay i guess this one's the one that we're getting ah don't show that right there
52:49please no okay it's a hundred dollars but you look like you kind of need it for your skin because you
52:55don't do that much skincare i guess we're getting this for needle but we gotta go right now i'm so proud
52:59of needle i mean this is very 21 of you to take care of your skin what we should go get shoes and
53:05that's very adult of us to like put our money together so come on let's go so what shoes you
53:09want i'm not getting shoes i'm making shoes for you wait but i already got the skincare so so you're
53:15gonna get his shoes come on let's try some what which ones do you like you're getting him shoes and
53:19you got him skincare yeah are you getting anything no sis you have to get something no i don't want to
53:24spend the money i feel bad you said you wanted shoes what's your favorite favorite color no i have an
53:29idea this is really sweet oh these right here i love these i love those you should definitely
53:34get those look at that these are really nice wait but i want you to get slings no it's fine
53:40usually i want to save money but i really want you to have those shoes so let's just do it i can't
53:45get these i can't yes we can wait what ac is when you're 21 i mean do you just work and then that
53:52day go out and buy a new pair of jordans no no right what's better a kid or an adult being a kid
53:58being a kid that's your vote what do you guys think kids or adult adult adult at the end of this they're
54:03going to take a lie detector test and we're going to find out if they both actually prefer
54:06to be adults i have to pierce my nose oh let's just do a graphic i don't know if i rock that
54:13i actually don't want to get these i don't want to waste the money well too late we already paid what
54:16okay wait what tag they're not 21 now it's time for the surprise you're gonna love the sunset and
54:28a surprise okay while we're waiting to go to the big surprise we're gonna do a game of who's most
54:35likely to it but you're gonna have to go to need dolls channel to figure it out who's more likely to
54:40crush on their best friend and not tell them do you see that guilty smile are you ready yes i'm scared
54:51three two one
54:59a boat ride yeah on the sunset thank you come on let's go let's go come on whoa whoa
55:06whoa i've never been on a yacht this is so nice we should go upstairs this is crazy whoa stop it
55:15this is insane that is the life right there chilling this is so worth it oh my god so cold
55:28take it switch switch get that arm in cheers cheers
55:36it's so cold nothing's happening weird you know it's pretty fun to be an adult but it's also kind
55:45of fun to be a kid if we were adults we wouldn't have been able to rent this true but we have our
55:49entire lives to be adults but kids we can only do that right now we don't have that much money left
55:54how do you afford this it's so nice i have to negotiate are you serious we have to do this right
56:00now oh but it's so worth it definitely how about we recreate titanic let's go
56:12remember when you said you were going over a seat yeah and you weren't coming back for a long time
56:17all right so i'm gonna be leaving la very soon so um i don't know when the next time i'm gonna be able
56:21to see you with and you came back why is it because you missed me no all right it's time for
56:32the big moment let's see with the lie detector test if they prefer being a kid or an adult watching her
56:38play 21 today was really fun but i actually love that she's still only 13. i'm not in any hurry for
56:44her to be 21 but when she is it's going to be awesome this is john the ultimate polygraph examiner and
56:49he is going to determine whether or not nadal and salish are telling the truth or lying i'm really
56:54scared i'm really scared remember if both of them answered that they would prefer to be an adult
56:58over a kid and they're telling the truth i have to get a nose piercing did you come back to los
57:04angeles because you missed salish no that's a lie i didn't know that's a lie this is fun did you have
57:16fun today yeah true true do you like your new sneakers love them true time for the big question
57:24what do you like better being an adult or being a kid definitely adult definitely i can do whatever
57:31your own adult true true what i knew it nadal what are you rushing for dude you've got your
57:40childhood you have years of adulthood it's awesome but you only have a few years left of childhood
57:45plus i'm one step closer to a nose piercing that was a terrible answer salish your childhood it's it's
57:52gold it's gold don't waste it and don't get me a nose piercing okay salish your turn
57:57i'm nervous did you go over budget today no that's true do you think your dad is cringy unbelievably
58:05cringy true actually you believe that for real i always thought she was joking about that salish
58:13do you like me no oh lie yeah i do like you as a friend i'm not lying i like you as a friend
58:22salish you have a crush on me yes or no i don't know true she doesn't know how do you ever kiss
58:29anybody a boy yeah you wait what true whoa remember valentine's day oh that you fell out of the back
58:37okay i'll take that that was not a kiss that was just next
58:43anyways next one do you think nadal is cute he used to be do you think nadal is cute now
58:52it's okay it depends on your hair day true
59:05would you guys agree to do a full what you feel about each other lie detector test together would
59:10you do it if we get a million likes yes okay a million likes they will do this don't give us a
59:15million likes actually because i don't know if i want to hear that now for the final question am i
59:20getting a nose piercing ask her the question which do you like better being a kid or being an adult
59:26adult big lie yes oh yes no yes no a big lie no because i wanted him to get a nose piercing but you
59:38actually like being a kid sometimes i'll take sometimes i don't get a nose piercing more questions
59:44more questions you want more questions you know what you got to do million likes
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