00:30Maxwell just broke up with me.
00:37Hi!
00:38OMG, this is it.
00:40And the winner of our big invite a star to my house contest is...
00:44Magic fairies, pretty please make us win, make us win.
00:47This is the worst day of my life.
00:50Will you be quiet?
00:51She's about to announce the winner.
00:54Don't tell me you entered the silly contest.
00:57It's Marie from Appletown.
01:00You won!
01:02Yay!
01:03Congratulations, Marie.
01:06Your star, JD, will show up at your house tomorrow morning at 8 a.m. sharp.
01:11JD?
01:12And girl, it's up to you to make an unforgettable film of your incredible day.
01:17In my heart, you are my only.
01:20In my dreams, I was so lonely.
01:23Forever will I leave you, never.
01:27This one's for my special, girl.
01:29You know who I love you.
01:30Thank you for being here.
01:31Wendy, hello.
01:32Anybody there?
01:33That's junior high for you.
01:36Apparently, they whip you to get you to study harder.
01:39Ew.
01:42Oh, boy, oh, boy.
01:43He's going to be there in five minutes.
01:50Oh, I'm going to make him my triple chocolate bread pudding.
01:53I'll welcome him as if he were my own son.
01:55If you're planning to poison him, don't change a thing.
02:03That's true.
02:04What if he's allergic to chocolate and has a heart attack here in our house?
02:11No, no, no.
02:12My good old pineapple cake will be just fine.
02:15Hey, can I borrow your turquoise dress, Mom?
02:18Thanks, Mom, you're the best.
02:21I'm going to play him a few of my own songs.
02:23You know, it's not every day a pop star comes to our house.
02:27Can you die from eating praline muffins?
02:30Hmm.
02:32I'll get it!
02:37Oh, it's you.
02:40What's with your sister?
02:53All right, let's get this over with.
02:59He's here!
03:01Hey, now don't forget, this is my day with JD, okay?
03:06Of course, sweetie.
03:10Remember how you always say that sisters should share everything?
03:13I thought you said the contest was silly.
03:17Hi, Marsha.
03:19So I guess you won me, is that right?
03:21Uh, well, no.
03:22I'm Marie, and this is Matt, and Lulu.
03:27Yeah!
03:32Groovy, man!
03:33I'm delighted to welcome someone who speaks the same language as me.
03:37Me-music!
03:38JD, your home is ours.
03:41I mean, you're at home here, in our home.
03:44You get it?
03:45Um, Hulk?
03:48Come on, let's go!
03:54Oh, yeah.
03:55I almost forgot.
03:56That is my sister.
03:58You're gonna have a tea party, and do karaoke, and put together some amazing choreography.
04:14And afterwards, we're gonna make a mega music video.
04:17Wow, Marsha, what a great imagination you have.
04:20Fantastic, and I've got the snacks covered.
04:22Ugh!
04:25Huh?
04:26Huh?
04:27Here you go.
04:29Chocolate cat hair potion.
04:31Just like the one we made at school to make the boys fall in love with us.
04:34Oh!
04:37Oh, yes, this is, um, delicious.
04:41This is my famous pie with chestnuts and roasted worms.
04:45You can really taste those chestnuts.
04:48I'm so glad I came.
04:50Lily, are you sure you're having fun?
04:51Well, you're ready to start for us someday.
04:52How do you scream so loud like you do?
04:55We got a karaoke machine ready just for you, but we changed the lyrics to your last song
05:00because it's, like, totally stupid what you say.
05:03When I think of our hearts, I so feel like you're shy.
05:07Yeah.
05:08No, no, no, no.
05:09Ah!
05:17So, where were we?
05:19Toyo, we!
05:20Ah!
05:21Oh, God!
05:23Ah!
05:26What are you doing here?
05:27What do you want?
05:28Hey, I just found the latest version of the Pony Kids game on the internet
05:31and apparently the ponies come right out of the screen and kiss you on the nose.
05:36That way I can get a break from you girls for a couple of minutes.
05:40I mean, those ponies sound super cool.
05:48Ew, icky lipstick drool.
05:51And now you're going to teach us the steps.
05:54When I think of our hearts, I still feel like your star.
05:59Oh, my love, leave it like a glove.
06:04You're going to regret this class.
06:07Wendy, don't put yourself in such a state.
06:09I've been such a jerk.
06:11I promise I'll never break up with you again.
06:13Maxwell, not you, not now.
06:15I mean, just not right this second.
06:17More like tomorrow, okay?
06:19But tomorrow will be too late.
06:20I announced on my blog that we'd get back together by 5.15.
06:24Actually, something very serious is happening.
06:27My mother's father's uncle just got back from an unknown exotic island
06:30and he caught a collateral hydrocarburent,
06:34a really super contagious disease which eats away at everything
06:38from your eyes down to your binky toes.
06:41I'm already coming down with a cold, so...
06:44Yes, save yourself, Maxwell, while you still can.
06:47My parents, my sister, me, we're probably already goners.
06:50Giddy-up, Bodie!
06:54That's it!
06:56Huh?
06:58But that's... that's... that's...
07:00Yes! My mother's father's uncle!
07:02As you can see, his brain is already gone!
07:05Run, Maxwell!
07:07Save yourself while there's still time!
07:09Ah!
07:11Oh, poor thing!
07:12Looks like you're thirsty,
07:14so you have to go to the magic river!
07:16I did it!
07:20I finished the cake!
07:21And this one is nice and well done!
07:23Oh!
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07:33Oh!
07:34Yay!
07:34Snack time!
07:35Oh!
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07:45Oh!
07:48The end of the world means the end of us!
07:53Yeah!
07:54Both of us!
07:54I'll dedicate all of my songs on my next album to you!
07:56Just please, get me out of here!
07:58J.D.
07:59I knew it!
08:00Haha!
08:00I recognised you even dressed as a pony!
08:03Wendy and I have been together since kindergarten
08:06we ate our first mashed potato volcanoes at the cafeteria together and when she fell off the
08:14slide and got a big owie who's the one who called the teacher huh you don't know how to ride a bike
08:21do you well no I'm a star I don't ride bikes now that I'm here I'll teach you about real life sure
08:27sure whatever you could start by finding me a jet or a rocket or something that will take me far far
08:33away there they are stop Wendy I have something to show you never Marie you have to understand
08:41you're witnessing the fighting encounter of two exceptional beings yeah yeah come on pedal faster
09:03what do I do I've never taken a bus oh that's so sweet here with this you can get into the center
09:11of town wait you do know what coins are don't you you've got my number now call me whenever you want
09:22like in an hour a half hour like maybe yeah yeah call you real soon they're here again
09:29Wendy you gotta see this sorry Jay my sister hangs on like a clamp you know like a suction cup
09:36a ball and chain you have to see this right this second
09:44of course Lucy you're the only one I'll dedicate all the songs on my next album to you
09:54Lucy you you you you what yes that's the truth you think I like these contests you're all insane
10:10the three shrimps here with the night shoe of a pony the crazy parents and the loser boyfriend from
10:16the sandbox and all the lovey-dovey stupid groupie who believes anything you say I can't take it anymore
10:24well thank you Marie for this lovely film which someone should have checked before
10:54airing live and that's how we sisters roll I'm happy to see you too that's my totally cray cray sister for you always changing your mind about stuff oh and by the way that's why I entered her in the reality TV show I'm a teen and it's complicated
11:24why this right
11:29I'm the Son-Âł show
11:31I 010,000 a rock and A-dovey
11:34I am a teen and a rock and a rock and wave
11:37I am a teen and a rock and roll
11:40of a romance to me
11:41dĂĽ la-en-a
11:44love
11:45I don't know
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