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The main plot revolves around Gilligan's attempt to make maple syrup from local tree sap, which instead yields a substance stronger than glue. The Professor realizes this glue can be used to patch the hole in the Minnow, and the castaways work together to reinforce the entire boat, preparing for their long-awaited escape.
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00:00Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
00:08That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship
00:13The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure
00:18Five passengers sent sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour
00:25The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
00:32If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost
00:39The ship's aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
00:44With Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife
00:52The movie star and the rest are here on Gilligan's Hour
01:01Just a little more, Gilligan
01:18Good, good, that's fine
01:22There, that ought to do it
01:25How you doing with the nails, Professor?
01:28Well, no in a few minutes, skipper
01:29You know, I made this from that outcropping of ferrous oxide I found
01:32It looks good enough to get rusty
01:33How about that?
01:36It's nothing but the rock and a fire
01:37And the Professor makes an apple
01:38Let me see that
01:43Oh, not your finger, the nail
01:44Never mind
01:45It's a nail, all right
01:51Well, let's try it out
01:54Ready, Gilligan?
02:02Ready
02:02Hammer
02:03Hammer
02:03Nail
02:04Nail
02:05Plank
02:06Plank
02:07Splinters
02:08Oh, I'll take it out for you, Gilligan
02:10No, it's all right, Ginger
02:11No, I'm pretty good at first date
02:13I used to go with a doctor
02:14No kidding?
02:15Well, actually, he was kind of a part-time doctor
02:17He practiced medicine at night
02:18So he could pay his way through medical school
02:20Oh, I got it
02:22Okay, folks, this is the big moment
02:24Keep your fingers crossed
02:25If this nail works, we can leave the island
02:27Maybe we need a softer hammer
02:37Oh, Skipper
02:47You still expect to get the Queen Mary ready to sail in six days?
02:52You have to, Mr. Howell
02:53The high tide may be our last chance to get off the island
02:55I know we'll do it
02:56The professor's working on a new formula for making nails
02:58I told him what was wrong with the last one
03:00You told him?
03:01Yeah, it broke when he hammered it
03:02Now, folks, while the professor's working on the nails
03:06I thought we'd get the boat ready for launching
03:07Maybe you two could make some rope
03:09Thestin, that sounds like fun
03:11We'll make ropes out of vine
03:13Oh, good
03:14That little old vine maker, me
03:16I do marvelous imitations
03:18Gilligan, get another pole
03:22We can prop up this keel
03:23Watch your head, Skipper
03:25Thanks, Gilligan
03:27You get that pole?
03:29Aye, aye, sir
03:29How about this one, Skipper?
03:36Perfect
03:36Now get it in here
03:37On the double
03:38Gilligan, would you go help someone else?
03:49Move!
03:50Hi, another nail?
03:55Yes
03:56New formula
03:57Less brittle
03:58Hope this one works
04:00A lot less brittle, all right
04:11Works fine if you hold it this way
04:15Don't feel bad
04:20Maybe you invented noodles
04:21I know
04:23Why don't I go and help somebody else, huh?
04:34Hi, girls
04:35Hi
04:35Hi
04:36How'd the professor's new nail work out?
04:38Well, you can't use it to nail anything together
04:39But I ought to make a great Christmas ribbon
04:41Never get off this island
04:43Don't talk like that, Marianne
04:44Remember
04:45In our darkest hour
04:47When all seems lost
04:48Somewhere in the fearsome black of night
04:51Let us search for that shining star
04:53Which will guide us out of our desolation
04:56Gee, that was a beautiful speech, Ginger
04:58It's from a movie I was in
05:00What was the title?
05:01That was the title
05:01Gilligan, would you get me some more breadfruit for this batter?
05:05Oh, I'll get it
05:06Gilligan can help you with the pancakes
05:08Pancakes?
05:09Sure
05:09Sure
05:09I mashed up some breadfruit
05:10And put in coconut milk
05:11And wild duck eggs
05:12How's it taste?
05:13Like breadfruit, coconut milk
05:15And wild duck eggs
05:15They only have some maple syrup
05:18Well, there's lots of trees in the island
05:19Maybe one is full of syrup
05:20Good, let's go look
05:22Yeah
05:22Let's try this one here, huh?
05:25All right
05:26No good?
05:31Mm-mm
05:32Oh
05:32It was so wise of you, Thurston
05:34To insist that the boat be repaired
05:36It won't be long now
05:37Before we're home
05:38And not a moment too soon
05:39I've already missed 12 board meetings of 6 of my corporations
05:42Of course, it's 6 board meetings of 12 of my corporations
05:44Poor Thurston, you do have problems
05:47It is rather difficult being rich
05:48If it weren't for the money, I'd rather be poor
05:50I must remember to write that down
05:53Thurston, what do you suppose those young people are doing?
05:57Mm
05:57Sour
05:59Mm
05:59Well, it's perfectly obvious, lovey
06:01They're kissing trees
06:02Must be a new fan
06:04Oh, the younger generation
06:06They do seem to be enjoying themselves
06:09Think I'll have a go at it myself
06:11Oh, darling, you're so modern
06:13Well
06:16There's a lot to be said for the old-fashioned way
06:19Mm
06:22It's sweet
06:24Yeah
06:24Just like you, Gilligan
06:26Oh, yeah
06:27Yeah
06:33Here come inside
06:34Oh, here
06:35Here we go
06:36How's it going, Professor?
06:42Oh
06:42Oh, wow
06:43Well, I'll have to
06:45I'll have to wait till it cools before I try it
06:48Gee, I think it's amazing how you do all those experiments with such shaky hands
06:52Well, I weren't shaky until a second ago
06:54Oh
06:55Maybe it's the heat or something
06:57Yeah
06:59Skipper
07:01Skipper, this nail's ready
07:02Good
07:03Bring it over, we'll try it out
07:05Well, at least we have a nail for the 4th of July
07:21Two days left to floater and I still haven't got the right formula
07:26Professor, I guess we're licked
07:28We'll need a miracle now to get off this island
07:30Hope you're all hungry
07:34Well, look at this
07:37Pancakes
07:38Isn't that wonderful?
07:40You're wonderful, ladies
07:41And Gilligan made the syrup, too
07:42Yeah, I did
07:43What did you get it from a tree?
07:46Does it look good?
07:47Very good
07:48Well, ladies
07:50Here's to a new taste treat
07:52Oh, Skipper
07:58That's something I like
08:05Syrup with a lot of body to it
08:07What are these, pancakes or yo-yo?
08:14Listen, I can't cut this
08:16Yes, they seem to be sticking a bit
08:18Gilligan, where did you get this, this substance?
08:28From a tree
08:28Well, it's something like maple syrup
08:31Gee, I've seen brand new girdles that weren't as snappy as this
08:34It's getting to be like glue
08:35It's even worse
08:36Yes, it certainly is
08:38It's setting like cement
08:40Sure is
08:41Look
08:42I just wonder
08:46Come on, follow me
08:48Really, first, in such manners
08:53Eat and run
08:55Positively vulgar
08:57It works
08:59It works
09:02It works
09:02It's waterproof
09:03I think the professor's flipped his lid
09:06Are you all right, professor?
09:07I'm fine
09:08We're saved
09:09We're saved
09:09We better get in there before he hurts himself
09:11No, no, no
09:13I'm down
09:14I'm perfectly all right
09:15Gilligan, Gilligan
09:16Is there any more of this material around?
09:18Oh, yeah, trunks full
09:19I mean, free trunks full
09:20You found a miracle we've been looking for, Gilligan
09:22You mean the syrup?
09:24Exactly
09:24It must be a combination of rubber, chicle, and resin
09:26That bonded together when you heated it
09:27It's a perfect cement for repairing the boat
09:29It is?
09:30Well, then we can patch up the minnow
09:31And be in time to catch that high tide after all
09:33Thanks to Gilligan's glue
09:34Right, it's permanent
09:35It's waterproof
09:36And it's powerful
09:37And it tastes good on pancakes, too
09:39Hey, how's it coming?
09:43Think it'll be ready?
09:44Just a moment, Gilligan
09:45Do you think it'll work?
09:46It'll be ready
09:46Will you stand back?
09:47Thank you
09:48Well, here goes
09:51Now we better let it set for a few minutes, Skipper
09:59I'm sure I'm glad I did something right for a change
10:01Gilligan, you deserve a reward for this
10:03Here
10:04Better keep this
10:05The Smithsonian Institute may want it
10:07Well, golly, thanks, folks
10:08This is the happiest day of my life
10:10But I don't deserve all that credit
10:11And I want to thank those who really helped me
10:13Skipper
10:14Professor
10:15Ginger
10:16But most of all, I'd like to thank
10:18Marianne and her pancakes
10:20Gee, Gilligan
10:20You make me homesick for Hollywood
10:22And the Oscar Awards
10:24The patch ought to be about ready, Skipper
10:25Let's find out
10:26It's permanent
10:30Absolutely permanent
10:31Oh, great
10:31Oh
10:32Girls, start packing the provisions
10:33Tomorrow at high time
10:35We shove off for home
10:36Hurry, let's go pack
10:37Wait, here I come
10:38Skipper, be right back
10:39Skipper?
10:46Yes, Gilligan?
10:48Well, sir
10:48Well, I was wondering
10:50Would you do me a favor?
10:52What is it?
10:53Well, I...
10:54Well, I...
10:55One
10:55Can I help, too, sir?
10:59Why, certainly you can help, little buddy
11:01You're my crew, aren't you?
11:03Yes, sir
11:03Your whole crew, sir
11:04Yes, sir
11:05Now, we're going to need some new brushes for the glue
11:07Why don't you go out and get some palm leaves?
11:09Aye, aye, sir
11:23You're looking?
11:49What are you hiding?
11:56Me?
11:57Hiding?
11:57Where?
11:58What, what, what hiding?
11:58What, who?
11:59What hiding?
12:00Skipper
12:01I got a confession to make
12:03I got a stuck foot
12:04I thought so
12:07Please help me, huh, Skipper?
12:10Yes, Gilligan
12:10I'll help you
12:11But remember
12:12When you've done something wrong
12:15Don't try to hide it
12:16I'll remember
12:17Well, Gilligan
12:26You've got to help, too
12:27Now, put your hand on my shoulder
12:28But
12:28Put your hand on my shoulder
12:31Did you have glue on your hands?
12:38On the sleeve, too
12:53That glue went right through my shirt
12:58All right, come on, Gilligan
13:00Heave, ho
13:02Heave, ho
13:05Heave, ho
13:07Oh, Gilligan
13:13You're getting all to my back
13:20Oh
13:21But that's all right
13:21Thank you
13:22That's very nice of you
13:24You're welcome
13:25Let's try and get up
13:27Together
13:29What are you doing?
13:38I've got to get my shoe
13:39Never mind that
13:41You're right
13:41I don't need my shoe
13:42Where are you going now?
13:45I'm going to get the palmies
13:46Like you told me
13:47Gilligan, will you get back here?
13:49Well, at least I'm closer to my shoe
13:59Gilligan
14:00We have got to be calm and logical
14:03Now, let's think
14:05Right
14:06Think
14:06I've got it
14:16What we need is leverage
14:19Yeah
14:20Why don't you grab the rail and push?
14:22Good idea, Gilligan
14:23Lovely, I wonder where everyone is
14:44Oh, there's the captain and Gilligan
14:46Mr. and Mrs. Howell?
14:52Look, Thurston
14:53They're playing charades
14:54Oh, you're so right, lovey
14:55Oh, I must say
14:56This is fun
14:57Now, fellas
14:57Don't tell me
14:58Your Egyptian picture's on a clue
15:00No, we're stuck
15:02We're stuck
15:03No, no
15:03Mount Rushmore
15:05President
15:06President
15:07Stop
15:07You're stuck
15:09Calvin
15:09Oh, I see
15:14Yes, lovey
15:14They're trying to give me a clue
15:16I think it's a clue, Thurston
15:19I believe they're stuck
15:20Good heavens
15:21You're right
15:22They are stuck there by gum
15:23Stuck by gum
15:24Did you hear that, lovey?
15:26Oh, you're so witty, darling
15:27Mr. Howell, will you please listen?
15:29Will you do something to get us off of here?
15:32Call the professor
15:32Call somebody
15:34But get something to help us with
15:35Yes, yes
15:36Let's go get the professor
15:37Don't go away
15:39We hate to drop in without an invitation, professor
15:44But this is terribly important
15:45It's about the skipper and Gilligan
15:47The most fantastic thing has happened
15:48What's happened?
15:49They're at the beach, on the boat
15:51On the boat?
15:52What's so fantastic about that?
15:54Well, you don't understand
15:54They're on the boat
15:55They're against the boat
15:58They're attached to the boat
16:00They're even mounted there
16:02Like the mooseheads in Thurston's trophy room
16:04You've got to do something to get them off
16:06You see, they're pasted on the boat
16:08Oh
16:09Well, that glue is permanent
16:12There's nothing on the island to dissolve it
16:14Nothing?
16:15Why, do you know what it would take?
16:16It would take a polyester derivative
16:18Of an organic hydroxide molecule
16:20Watch your language
16:21The presence of a lady
16:23Forgive me
16:24But let me put it this way
16:25In order to dissolve that glue
16:27I need an aromatic acetate
16:29Wait a minute
16:32Wait a minute, perfume
16:33Some perfumes are made with that formula
16:36I have perfume, professor
16:38Yes, so you do
16:40I'll go check the other girls
16:42Now, let me see
16:44Lovey, here's the nice one
16:45Oh, Thurston
16:46Thurston, that's an evening perfume
16:48You can't use that until the sun goes down
16:50Oh, of course
16:51What am I thinking about?
16:52Oh, lovey, here's a full one
16:53No, no, you men
16:55That's an indoor perfume
16:57Gilligan and the skipper are definitely outdoor types
16:59Ah, this, this is a lovely fragrance
17:02Not too heavy, not too light
17:05And just a hint of...
17:06Darling, we're in a hurry
17:07How about this one here, if I could...
17:09Oh, Thurston
17:10That's the one I used to get you to propose to me
17:14That's what did it?
17:15Mm-hmm
17:16Oh, by all means, we couldn't use that one
17:18I'd feel silly proposing to that old boat
17:20Ginger?
17:24In here, professor
17:25Remember this dress?
17:28I made it from...
17:29Ginger, I've got to sniff your perfume
17:31Professor, on the day we're leaving
17:34Have you got any more of this?
17:36Professor, I think you've had enough
17:37I haven't got time to explain
17:38But where do you keep your perfume?
17:40Behind my ears, can't you tell?
17:41No, no, no, no
17:42I mean the bottle
17:43Where do you keep the bottle?
17:44Well, in my makeup case
17:45Well, that salesgirl was wrong
17:50That perfume doesn't make men wild
17:52It drives them absolutely batty
17:59Skipper?
18:01Go away, Gilligan
18:02Don't bother me now
18:05I'm re-gluing the entire boat
18:07Board by board
18:08Gilligan
18:13Don't you realize that if the professor hadn't thought of using Mrs. Howell's perfume to dissolve this glue
18:21You'd still have it stuck to the boat
18:22Yeah, you still smell pretty, Skipper
18:24Skipper, can I help, huh?
18:26All right, Gilligan, you can help
18:27I'll do anything you say, sir
18:28I'll help you glue and paint
18:29Yes, Gilligan, you can help
18:30I'll glue it
18:31When you cut that out, you can help
18:32Thank you, sir
18:33I really do appreciate it, sir
18:34I said you could help
18:35Now, I want you to go to the top of that hill and keep a sharp lookout for icebergs
18:39Aye, aye, aye, icebergs?
18:41Skipper, we're in the tropic
18:42I know
18:42That's why they're hard to find
18:44Now, run along
18:45Well, I don't know, Skipper
18:47I think if I go up to the top of that hill
18:48Gilligan, you open your mouth once more
18:50Anything to say?
18:53Run along
18:54Icebergs?
18:57Hey, what are you doing here?
19:18If I were you, I'd stay away from me
19:20I'm nothing but trouble
19:21I try real hard and I want to help
19:23But somehow, something always goes wrong
19:25Except yesterday
19:28When I discovered Gilligan's waterproof glue
19:31It sticks the pancake to the plate
19:33With a grip of steel
19:35See?
19:39What happened to the grip of steel?
19:44Oh, my gosh
19:45Gilligan's waterproof glue is permanent
19:48But only temporarily
19:49And that means when the boat is way out at sea
19:52Oh
19:54Oh
19:57Bye
19:58Wait
20:06Wait
20:06Wait
20:07Wait
20:08Skipper
20:10Be high tide
20:11About half an hour
20:12We're ready to launch
20:14We're ready to launch
20:14All right, girls
20:17We're ready to shove off
20:19Mr. and Mrs. Howell
20:20Oh, Skipper
20:20Where's Gilligan?
20:21Oh, don't worry
20:22He'll be here
20:23Well
20:23Goodbye, Island
20:25Hope to see you again sometime
20:27What a place to make a movie
20:28Don't go away
20:30I may be back
20:31Just a moment, Captain
20:34You can't just jump on a boat
20:36And sail away
20:37Why not?
20:38Without a launching ceremony?
20:39I mean, really
20:40He obviously isn't Annapolis, dear
20:42Obviously
20:43No salt with a shaker
20:45Would sail without a launching ceremony
20:47Now look here, Mr. Howell
20:48I've taken
20:48Captain
20:49I must warn you
20:50Mr. Howell can be very stubborn
20:51All right, but hurry it up
20:55Thank you
20:55This way for the launching
20:57Here we are
20:58Ladies and gentlemen
21:00We are gathered here
21:01For this festive occasion
21:02Good heavens
21:03Where's the champagne?
21:05Champagne?
21:06Domestic will do for a launching
21:07Skipper
21:08Skipper
21:09Not now, Gilligan
21:10No, but Skipper
21:10Not now, Gilligan
21:12We're having a launching ceremony
21:13Professor Marion, Ginger
21:14Somebody listen
21:15Later
21:15The boat's gonna sink
21:16Irresponsible rumor
21:18Gilligan, will you be quiet?
21:19The glue won't hold
21:20Oh, come on, folks
21:22We're gonna miss the time
21:22Now let's get down to the boat
21:23So we can get on board
21:24Stop, stop
21:25Wait, wait
21:26Skipper
21:27Can I ask you something?
21:28In all my life
21:29Have I ever done anything
21:30That turned out right?
21:31No, you haven't
21:32Then believe me
21:33The glue
21:33It won't hold
21:35But if you launch the boat
21:35It'll sink
21:36Sink?
21:37Nonsense
21:38Why the old millow
21:39Is just as solid as a rock
21:41Or the glue won't last
21:45More than
21:47Three days
21:49What's happening to the boat?
21:52See?
21:52Get away from the boat
21:53Abandon ship
21:55Get away, boat
21:56Skipper
21:57Come back here
21:58Don't worry, Skipper
21:59I'll hold it together for you
22:01I'll hold it together for you
22:01Don't worry, Bobby
22:05The boat's falling
22:06Get out that boat, Gilligan
22:08Oh, oh
22:09Look out
22:12Gilligan, look out
22:13Be careful
22:14Please be careful
22:15Oh, heaven
22:16Gilligan, get out of there
22:19Look out, Gilligan
22:20Skipper
22:21Well, at least I see the wheel, Skipper
22:47Oh, Gilligan
22:49Skipper
23:07Oh, Gilligan
23:08Sit down a minute
23:09Oh, but Skipper
23:09Gilligan, I want to have a little talk with you
23:11Okay, Skipper
23:11Now, Gilligan
23:12This is most important
23:13I know that I yell at you a lot
23:15But it's nice to be able to have this nice little chat with you
23:17Now, little buddy, do you realize if it hadn't been for you
23:20We might have been out to sea when that boat fell apart
23:22I'm sure glad we weren't
23:23Now, you do a lot of things wrong
23:24But you're always trying your best
23:25And that's what's important
23:27Thanks, Skipper
23:27I always try to remember that
23:29Now, what is it, little buddy, that you were trying to tell me?
23:31You're sitting on a paintbrush full of glue
23:33No
23:34Skipper, look on the bright side
23:45The bright side
23:46Nobody can ever pull a chair out from under you
23:48You've done it again
23:52Now, this is a tale of our castaways
24:03They're here for a long, long time
24:05They'll have to make the best of things
24:08It's an uphill climb
24:10The first mate and his skipper, too
24:12Will do their very best
24:14To make the others comfortable
24:16In the Tropic Island Nest
24:18No phones
24:19No lights
24:20No motor cars
24:21Not a single luxury
24:22Like Robinson Crusoe
24:25It's primitive as can be
24:27So join us here each week
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