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Wednesday 15th October 202
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00:00Oh, why didn't you wake me?
00:28Oh, I definitely didn't need that last drink.
00:33Oh, I'm hanging.
00:36Got any chewing gum?
00:38No, I'm sorry.
00:39I thought I had some.
00:41Are you going to tell Theo what you stayed at last night?
00:45I don't know yet.
00:47Do you want me to?
00:48I'm worried with him, make it clear that nothing happened.
00:51No.
00:52No.
00:53It's fine.
00:55Oh, I've got some.
00:58Yeah, hold that.
01:03Anyway, thanks.
01:05I'd better go.
01:07See you later.
01:09That's the last box, Roy.
01:10Then we'll be out of your air.
01:12I'm really grateful to Roy and Hunter for letting me in half his day, but it don't feel right,
01:24you not being with us.
01:25It's only until we can save enough money for our own place.
01:28And if your job interview went as well as you said it did, then it shouldn't be too long.
01:33Eh?
01:34Aye, you're right.
01:36Black coffee and tea cake, please.
01:38Certainly.
01:39And is it okay if I put one of these up?
01:41Yeah, could you avoid covering up the Scouts Association bringing by?
01:45Our Kayla wasn't best pleased when she found herself supplanted by a vinyl floor specialist.
01:50Will do.
01:51Off her.
01:52And I'll just put one of them there and all.
01:57Theo?
02:00I am so sorry, all right?
02:15All right, I didn't mean to stay out all night.
02:18Don't bother.
02:20I know where you were.
02:22And I know who you were with.
02:23What?
02:26You spent the night with Billy.
02:28What?
02:29Not like that.
02:32Is there someone in there?
02:34You're not the only one who can have some fun.
02:36All right.
02:38You, er, got any more towels?
02:40Is that my dressing gown?
02:41Oh, sorry, I'll just...
02:43Er, yeah, second door down, mate.
02:45On the left?
02:47Who's he?
02:48What's going on?
02:50I thought that was pretty obvious.
02:53You slept with him?
02:56Yeah.
03:03What are these for?
03:04Just to say, good luck for your scan later.
03:07Aw, thank you, they're lovely.
03:08You're welcome.
03:09So, are you excited?
03:11Are you going to find out the gender?
03:13Is David going with you?
03:14Er, yes.
03:15Yes, on yes.
03:16Oh, I thought you might keep it as a surprise.
03:18Well, David wants one, but I don't need a surprise.
03:20I need to know what I'm preparing for.
03:22Are you hoping for a girl?
03:23Not particularly, no, but I think Lily wants one.
03:25Where is David?
03:26Oh, he's gone off into town to pick up a bulk load of shampoo
03:29he got on an auction site.
03:30He's always been a tight watch.
03:31Told him, no cutting corners with this one.
03:33Morning.
03:34Hello, Bethany, lovey.
03:35What are you hoping for?
03:36Are you hoping for a new great-grandson or a new great-granddaughter?
03:39Oh, good old boy, they'll both be loved excessively.
03:42Anyway, what are you doing with yourself today?
03:44No plans.
03:45Well, would you like to do some shifts in the salon, eh?
03:49I mean, till you decide what you want to do, really.
03:52Doing nails?
03:53Yes.
03:54Can I think about it?
03:55Of course you can, yes.
03:56Hi, sweetheart.
03:57All right.
03:58You OK?
03:59Yeah, do I have a brew?
04:00Oh, please, yes.
04:01Well, what sort of hymn has you got?
04:04I don't want to talk about it.
04:05Fair enough.
04:06Here, take one of these.
04:07What is it?
04:08Mr and Mrs. But everyone's welcome.
04:09If you bring Theo, I might cheer you up a bit.
04:10Oh, I know what you're thinking.
04:11I'm putting so much effort when the new owners are going to take over soon.
04:12Well, I'm just that kind of girl.
04:13I'll give you a hug.
04:14I'll give you a hug.
04:15I'll give you a hug.
04:16I'll give you a hug.
04:17I'll give you a hug.
04:18I'll give you a hug.
04:19I'll give you a hug.
04:20I'll give you a hug.
04:21I'll give you a hug.
04:22I'll give you a hug.
04:23I'm not putting so much effort when the new owners are going to take over soon.
04:25Well, I'm just that kind of girl.
04:28I'll give it 100%, otherwise, what's the point?
04:30The new owners might come and change everything, that people.
04:32But at least I didn't go down without a fight.
04:35And if something's worth it, you don't give up, do you?
04:38You know what I mean?
04:43It's all fierce.
04:45I mean, Ty was siding with me.
04:46I could see it in his eyes.
04:48Cuppity and a round of toast, please, Roy.
04:50Roy, somebody has eaten the last of the bread at ours.
04:53It wasn't me.
04:54Liar.
04:55I saw the plate by the sink this morning.
04:57There was crumbs everywhere.
04:58And you know that plate was mine, do you?
05:00Yeah, cos you were the last one up last night.
05:03I was peckish.
05:04Typical.
05:05I knew it.
05:06I'm not going to apologise for being peckish.
05:08If you finish the bread, you've got to replace it.
05:11All right, all right.
05:12I'll go and buy some more bread, OK?
05:14Uh, £3.50, please.
05:16I'll bring it home.
05:17Look, why didn't you...
05:20Why don't you pop round and talk to them
05:24before Faye's has a chance to ruminate too much?
05:27Yeah.
05:28Yeah, I think I will, Roy.
05:29That's a good idea.
05:30Thanks.
05:30OK.
05:31Hi.
05:32Oh.
05:33You all right?
05:34Hey, Roy.
05:35Sorry.
05:35Oh.
05:36Hello, how are you?
05:38I just heard about your fault.
05:39Great.
05:40Everyone been talking about it, have they?
05:41No, no, no, no.
05:43It wasn't that at all.
05:43It's fine.
05:44I don't need to.
05:44Oh.
05:45Sorry.
05:45Ow.
05:46Ty, careful.
05:47Sorry, Roy.
05:48No, look, I'll just move the table for you.
05:50Do you know what?
05:51I think we're going to give it a miss.
05:53You what?
05:54Um.
05:55Oh.
05:55Yeah, no, it's fine.
05:56Honestly, Roy.
05:57We'll come and see you another time, all right?
05:59See you later.
06:01Ow.
06:01Oh, sorry.
06:02Sorry, Roy.
06:04I wish you'd make as quick an exit out of my house.
06:07Where's your friend?
06:23Gone home.
06:25Is that really all you've got to say for yourself?
06:29How'd you been?
06:30You cheated on me, and you're acting like it's no big deal.
06:36At least I'm being honest about it.
06:37I didn't sleep with Billy, all right?
06:39I slept on his sofa.
06:42You told me that you had to work late.
06:46You lied to me so you could be with him.
06:49You've been sneaking around with him for days.
06:51All right.
06:51Something has been going on.
06:53It's not what you think.
06:54What, then?
07:03Right, Bess, I'm liking this dedication to your college work,
07:06but is there a chance we could have a bit of a tidy-up, love?
07:08There's nowhere to sit.
07:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:11Please don't leave anything.
07:13I know where everything is right now.
07:15I've got to get it all done for tomorrow.
07:17Do you know, show my tutor what I've been doing so far.
07:20Right.
07:20OK, what's the theme?
07:22Environment.
07:23What, so recycled stuff?
07:25Yeah, the things I've made have all been from recycled clothes,
07:29but I kind of had, well, I interpreted the theme another way.
07:35Right.
07:36Well, my environment is my neighbourhood,
07:38so I picked three neighbours and reworked their looks.
07:41Hmm.
07:44Can you guess who this is?
07:47Roy's Wells.
07:48Roy!
07:49Oh, my goodness, Betsy, that's amazing.
07:53Thanks.
07:54Yeah, I've still got to do, like, the coat and the skirt,
07:57but I wanted to get the top done to show my tutor.
08:01Oh, well, she'll be blown away, I'm sure.
08:03Do you think?
08:04Yeah.
08:04The thing is, uh, ideally, I would like to see this on a live model.
08:13What?
08:15Oh, no.
08:16Uh-uh.
08:16No, no, please.
08:17Do you know, I won't know how it lies until I see it on an actual person.
08:20Hmm.
08:21And I know it's your day off, and you'd therefore have no better plans.
08:24PHONE RINGS
08:25Saved by the bell.
08:28Hmm.
08:31Hmm.
08:34Morning.
08:36Oh, come on.
08:39I'm bored.
08:41You don't mind if I hang out here, do you?
08:43Right, of course not.
08:44Will you help me with my project?
08:45Sure.
08:46Thanks!
08:47Did, uh, Carla get off to Ireland okay?
08:53Yes, thanks.
08:55Come on, you are going to be my model.
08:58Finally, I've been discovered.
09:00I always knew I was the next Kate Moss.
09:06So why didn't you tell me?
09:08Didn't want to worry you.
09:10I'm fine, by the way.
09:12Got the all clear.
09:14So Billy, Billy held your hand through it all?
09:18What?
09:19No, I mean, George came with me to the hospital.
09:23So everyone knew but me?
09:25What, what, what, you're not telling me there's some kind of punishment?
09:27What?
09:28Oh, no.
09:30So you got the all clear, and instead of coming home to talk to me,
09:33you celebrated with Billy?
09:35I've already told you, we didn't...
09:36Well, not physically, no.
09:38But emotionally, you've been cheating on me for weeks.
09:41It's no wonder I slept with someone else.
09:45Oh, no, don't you dare.
09:47Don't you dare!
09:49All right, there was no way that you were sleeping with someone else
09:51and then blaming me for it.
09:52I'm just saying.
09:53Just say it somewhere else.
09:55What?
09:55I am done, all right?
09:57Pack your bags.
09:57Are you serious?
09:58Deadly.
10:00I am going out.
10:01And when I get back, I want you gone.
10:03I should have been home ages ago.
10:27Where are you?
10:31Don't go, Matt.
10:32Oh, too late.
10:33I'm stuck in a lift.
10:34It's been a power cut.
10:35Are you kidding me?
10:36Is he all right?
10:38I'm really sorry, but look,
10:40I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to the scan.
10:42I don't believe that.
10:43I told you not to go into town, didn't I?
10:45But you wouldn't listen, would you?
10:47You can't honestly blame me for this.
10:50Oh, I can.
10:50Anyway, I'm going to go now, because I need to call a cab.
10:52Wait, Shona!
10:53Are you OK?
10:56No, I'm furious.
10:58Are you really going to go on your own?
10:59Look, if he really wanted to be there,
11:01he wouldn't be stuck in a lift in town
11:02with 50 half-price shampoo bottles now, would he?
11:05I'm not usually one to defend David,
11:07but I don't think he could have foreseen
11:08this particular situation happening.
11:11Look, I just want him to be there with me.
11:13Is that too much to ask?
11:15No.
11:17Well, what do you think I should do?
11:20I have an idea.
11:21I can't believe you made this, Betsy Boop.
11:25I mean, mind you, you always did love fashion.
11:28Do you remember when she cut up the cravat
11:30from your dress uniform to make a headband?
11:32Oh, yeah.
11:34I liked the black and white pattern.
11:37Right.
11:39It's all done.
11:41Why do you think?
11:43Oh, Betsy's brilliant.
11:44It's fantastic.
11:46Roy should be flattered.
11:47He's your first muse.
11:48And he can tell everybody that when you're a household name
11:51like Galeano or Westwood.
11:55Do you really think I could be?
11:57You're looking at me in this display of absolute genius
12:00and doubting yourself.
12:02Right, come on.
12:03Sit down, lady.
12:04Sit down.
12:05Uh-oh.
12:05And take in the glory
12:08of your creation.
12:10I think I've had my new calling.
12:26Are you joking?
12:28I was about to tell you not to give up your day job.
12:29Rude!
12:31You couldn't do any better.
12:33Look, me...
12:33Oh.
12:34What?
12:35Than stomp him at the stomp face?
12:37It's like it'd make the elephant have moved in.
12:40Right.
12:43Um...
12:43Okay, come on, then.
12:45Over.
12:46Over.
12:46Okay, over.
12:47Arms up.
12:48Arms up.
12:48Up, up, up, up.
12:49Right, go like this.
12:50Go around.
12:51Yep, okay.
12:51Oh, yeah, you've got it.
12:52You've got it.
12:53You know what you're doing.
12:54Annoyingly, you are actually carrying this off.
12:55Right, show us what you've got, Monk.
12:57Okay, show us your moves.
12:59Watch.
13:00And learn.
13:03Oh!
13:04Yeah!
13:05Okay!
13:07Sashay, sashay.
13:09Oh.
13:10Oh, very, very nice.
13:12Cheeky wink.
13:13Uh-huh.
13:14Uh-huh.
13:17Go, Mom.
13:18Go, Mom.
13:19Pose.
13:19Woo-hoo!
13:20Pose.
13:20Pose.
13:21Pose.
13:22Woo!
13:23Right, well, that's everything in and sorted, but it's still a bit of a mess.
13:31Oh.
13:32Look, thanks again for letting us stay.
13:34I know it's not exactly ideal having a bloat bed in the middle of the flat.
13:38It is no trouble at all.
13:40Hopefully it won't be for too long.
13:42I know you're not exactly approving of me and Carl.
13:44Well, it's none of my business.
13:46I just hope that you've backed the right horse, so to speak, for your sake and Alphys.
13:56It's the garage that I interviewed at.
13:58Wish me luck.
14:02Hello?
14:03Abby speaking?
14:04Yeah.
14:05Right.
14:10Can I ask why?
14:14Right, I see.
14:17Oh, thanks for letting me know.
14:22You can uncross them, right?
14:23I didn't get it.
14:24Look, I'll be back in a bit.
14:25I've just got to go and smash someone's face in.
14:31Hi, Cassie.
14:32Oh, hi, Sal.
14:33Are you and Steve going to the Rovers tonight?
14:36Because me and Tim are going to win the Mr and Mrs competition.
14:39Oh, are you now?
14:40Yeah.
14:40Signed us up earlier on.
14:42Because we've had a bit of a, well, a touchy few days,
14:45and I thought this might be a nice bonding experience.
14:48Oh, we're trying to stop him.
14:49Yeah.
14:49I was just hoping to catch Fizz before she goes home.
14:53Had a bit of a fall night ourselves, and I was hoping to clear the air.
14:57What a fallout.
14:58Long story.
15:00Oh, well, Fizz isn't in there,
15:01because Carla gave her the rest of the week off.
15:03You know, she'll look after Tyrone.
15:05Was that yesterday afternoon?
15:07Yeah.
15:07After lunch.
15:10Ah.
15:11That's interesting.
15:12Oh.
15:12Thank you, Sal.
15:13There you go.
15:14Is that for me?
15:15Yeah.
15:16What for?
15:16You're being a great help.
15:18Oh.
15:19See ya.
15:24What are you doing?
15:25This house ain't yours anymore.
15:27You can't just come barging in.
15:28Yeah, well, I want to talk to you.
15:29I might not want to talk to you.
15:31I've just been turned down for that job I interviewed for.
15:33Oh, right.
15:34Yeah.
15:34It's funny, because in the interview,
15:36we said I was a shoo-in.
15:37The most qualified applicant by miles,
15:39and now suddenly, since receiving me reference,
15:42I'm no longer the right fit.
15:44So?
15:46So what?
15:47So what did you write in the reference?
15:55What are they for?
15:57You'll see.
15:58Perfect.
16:03How are you?
16:05You'll sign up, won't you?
16:06What for?
16:07Mr and Mrs.
16:08Oh, no.
16:09Oh, go on.
16:10There's a free drink for taking part.
16:12Ooh.
16:13Yeah?
16:14All right.
16:14Great.
16:15Sign up, Sean.
16:16Well, that's three couples already.
16:19I'm going to go stick a bit more slap on.
16:20It's going to be a banging night tonight.
16:22All right, hurry yourself.
16:24Two pints, please.
16:25Coming up.
16:26Yeah, do you remember when me and Paul won
16:28last Mr and Mrs they had here?
16:30Yeah, you beat us in a tarbrake, didn't you?
16:32Oh.
16:33Yeah, I still got the trophy somewhere.
16:35Paul wouldn't let me throw it away.
16:38Pint, please, Sean.
16:40Keep them coming.
16:40Is everything all right?
16:50Nope.
16:52Do you want to talk about it?
16:53Nope.
17:00Jack emailed them from my account.
17:02Jack?
17:03I only realised when I received a thank you for the extra information.
17:13What, you think I'm lying?
17:14Well, it's a pretty convenient excuse.
17:22Hi.
17:23Being totally honest, I wouldn't trust Abby
17:26as she says one thing and does another.
17:29completely unreliable will defo let you down sooner or later.
17:35Now, does that sound like something I'd write?
17:41You said that about me.
17:43I told him off.
17:44He refused to apologise, but he said he wouldn't do it again.
17:50Right.
17:50I'd better go.
18:05Left everything on your bed, Boop.
18:07Ah.
18:08Got anything else to try on?
18:10No.
18:10The other two are still in the sketchy phase.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:14Two more neighbours?
18:15Yeah.
18:17Which ones?
18:17Yes.
18:21Er, man or woman?
18:24Man always wears double denim with a hoodie underneath.
18:29It's David Platt, isn't it?
18:30Yeah.
18:32Ah, Betsy, that's amazing.
18:34Can I work?
18:35No, you've got pizza hands.
18:38I see your table manners haven't improved any.
18:40We're not at the table.
18:41Could always...
18:42No, don't you do.
18:45I mean it.
18:46Oh.
18:47Hmm.
18:48Where's fun Lisa gone?
18:50I'd enjoyed seeing her again.
18:52Yeah, me too.
18:53Not seen you like that for a long while.
18:55No different than normal.
18:56Yeah, shut up.
18:57You were like two different people.
18:59Oh.
19:00Oh.
19:00Oh.
19:00Oh.
19:01Oh.
19:01Oh.
19:01Oh.
19:01Oh.
19:02Oh.
19:02Oh.
19:02Oh.
19:06Oh.
19:06Oh.
19:07Oh.
19:08Oh.
19:08Oh.
19:08Oh.
19:08Oh.
19:08Oh.
19:09Oh.
19:09You've not posted this anywhere, have you?
19:10Oh.
19:11Just on my socials, weren't you?
19:13So I'm in the background.
19:14There's people on your socials who'll know who I am.
19:17Oh.
19:24Oh.
19:24Oh.
19:25Oh.
19:25Oh.
19:25Very, very nice.
19:26Cheeky, babe.
19:27Huh?
19:28Uh-huh.
19:29Come on.
19:33Come on.
19:33Come on.
19:33Come on.
19:34Come on.
19:34Come on.
19:35Come on.
19:35Come on.
19:36Come on.
19:37Right, ladies and gentlemen, let's step this game up our gear, right?
19:41For every question your partner gets wrong, you get to choose shot or shoot.
19:47Sorry.
19:48You can either make them take a shot, or you get to shoot them with your water pistol.
19:52Ooh.
19:53Like pens at the ready.
19:55Tell me this.
19:56What is your partner's shoe size?
19:58Ooh.
19:59Ooh.
20:00Mm.
20:01Don't look at me.
20:01I don't know.
20:03Tell you what, that Glenda, she can work a room.
20:05Yeah.
20:06Yeah, do you want to go home?
20:07I can tell that you're worried about Asha.
20:09No.
20:11Well, yeah, I am worried about her, but she's coming home tomorrow, isn't she?
20:14Anyway, it'd be a distraction for man-minding the kids for a bit, won't it?
20:19True.
20:20Right, let's turn him around in three.
20:23One, two, three.
20:27Eight.
20:28Who do you think I am, Buzz or the clown?
20:30I'm a five.
20:32Oh, dear, Tim did not get that right.
20:35And Sally, Tim, did you get hers right?
20:36I don't know.
20:37Oh, you don't know your own shoe size?
20:41It's a ten!
20:42Yay!
20:44Which means you get to choose, Sally.
20:46What will it be?
20:47A shot or a shoot?
20:53A shoot!
20:54Never mind, Tim.
20:56Here you are.
20:56Right, and if anyone wants to sign up for the next round,
20:59speak to the lovely Sean at the bar.
21:02Right.
21:03Next question.
21:05What is your partner's mother's first name?
21:09Oh!
21:14One, eight, two, three.
21:19Hiya, Synth.
21:21My mother's name was Elsie.
21:23Yeah, but that's not fair, because you've met my mum.
21:25Oh, I'm very sorry that my mum died, Tim.
21:29What's it going to be, Sal?
21:31Shot or shoot!
21:32Shot or shoot!
21:34That was you!
21:35That was you!
21:35That was you!
21:37That was you!
21:37That was you!
21:38That was you!
21:40Hey.
21:43Can we talk?
21:44I have nothing to say to you.
21:46Please, Todd.
21:48Leave me alone.
21:49I'm watching this.
21:50I'm not going anywhere until you talk to me.
21:52All right, well, I'll be waiting.
21:56Right over there.
21:56All right, give her the minute, everyone.
21:57We'll just get Tim tried, all right?
21:59Stare at me, I'm soaking you.
22:00You're supposed to shoot it, won't you?
22:01Yeah, we're not going to lose anything.
22:03It's everything you've got.
22:04I'm not settling, because you've been waiting for a long time.
22:07Yes, thank you.
22:20Wrong!
22:21Yes, wrong!
22:21Oh, well, that's one to Tim, ladies and gentlemen.
22:24Well, the question is, shot or shoot?
22:26Oh, shot or shoot!
22:29Very carefully, Timothy Metcalf.
22:32Ow!
22:33Ow!
22:34That's cheating!
22:36Oh, come on, Sal, that's bad form.
22:38Oh!
22:38I'm wearing a water-soluble mascara.
22:41Oh, fair enough.
22:43Right, give them a big round of applause.
22:46Tim and Sally, what good sport they've been.
22:50Hey, don't forget your free drinks and all.
22:51Ah, look, they're still friends, even after Tim's abysmal performance.
22:58Right, who's next on the list, Sean?
23:02Erm, it's Chesney and Gemma!
23:06Oh, we've not missed it, have we?
23:12We got stuck in a meeting.
23:13No, don't worry.
23:14It was just Tim and Sally making a show of themselves.
23:17Aw, did they not do well?
23:18What was this call?
23:19Calm down.
23:20It's only supposed to be a bit of fun.
23:21Right.
23:22Are you ready for your first question?
23:23Oh, yeah!
23:24Let's do it.
23:25I'm just going to leave him sat there all night.
23:26He can leave if he wants to.
23:27What's he done?
23:28Shh, look at that.
23:29I'm trying to watch this.
23:30Right, ladies and gentlemen, let's step this game up again, all right?
23:33Ahem.
23:34What do you want?
23:35To see me son?
23:36Oh, now you want to see him.
23:37Shame you weren't as keen yesterday.
23:39I could say the same for you.
23:40What are you on about?
23:41I saw Sally before.
23:42She said Carla sent Fizz home yesterday,
23:44which means she could have been here yesterday when you fell.
23:48But she wasn't.
23:50You shame me for not being here.
23:51You shame me for not being here.
23:53Right, ladies and gentlemen.
23:54Let's step this game up again, all right?
23:56Ahem.
23:57What do you want?
23:58To see me son?
23:59Oh, now you want to see him.
24:00Shame you weren't as keen yesterday.
24:01I could say the same for you.
24:03What are you on about?
24:04I saw Sally before.
24:05She said Carla sent Fizz home yesterday,
24:06which means she could have been here yesterday when you fell,
24:07but she wasn't.
24:08here when you did exactly the same, you hypocrite. Is this true? Yeah. I was going to come home
24:20and then I just couldn't face it. I needed the day to myself, so I went into town. I'm
24:29so sorry, Ty. I just, I feel like I'm being pulled from every angle and I'm just drained.
24:37Oh, love, come here. I'm sorry. Come here, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you're having
24:44to deal with all this. I know it's not easy. It's not your fault. I mean, if I'd have known
24:50that you were on your own, I promise you I wouldn't have gone out. Hang on. No. No, hang
24:56on. What, you thought you could weedle your way back in by having a go up Fizz? When she
25:00does absolutely everything for this family, even more so at the moment. I wasn't having
25:04a go. I was just pointing out that we both did exactly the same thing. We didn't, though.
25:09Oh, just leave, Mum. Love. Go.
25:11Go.
25:12I think neon pink would stick in your head, Chase. I know, right. No, up. Shop or shoot!
25:26Shop or shoot! Shop or shoot! Shop or shoot! Shop or shoot!
25:32Shop or shoot! Shop or shoot! Shop or shoot! It's... That's vodka! As I expected!
25:39Oh, how did that get in there? Sean! Gemma made me do it! I wonder why you're getting
25:45all the answers wrong. Right, I'm sorry, but that is automatic disqualification. Right,
25:51give him a round of applause anyway. Go on. Come on, let's get you on. Well, it was fun
25:58while it lasted. You're not gonna shoot me, are you? Why? Oh, he doesn't want you to mess
26:07his hair up. It goes fuzzy when it gets wet. Right, will you refill these with water now,
26:14please? Yes. Right, who's the next on the list? Oh, Billy and Todd. What? No. Come on,
26:23it'll be a laugh. I don't think so. Look, I... Ignore him. Look, I have had a horrible day
26:30and I want to take my mind off it. Plus, it'll help Glenda out and all. What, are you worried
26:36I'll trance you? No. Well, come on, then. I will not stop asking until you say yes.
26:43Oh, just say yes for everyone's sake. All right. Fine. Fine. He's in.
26:49Hooray! You'll do it. This is not gonna end well.
27:07You were only in the background for like two seconds. It was on her socials for an hour,
27:11tops. Yeah, can you see who viewed it? No, but only my friends can view my post and I
27:16saw that it only had two likes before I deleted it. Who? No one that'd recognise you.
27:21OK. You'll probably be fine. I hate this. I know. No, it's not fair. Yeah. I shouldn't have to worry about
27:32posting a funny video of my mum online. Come here, Boop. No, stop calling me that.
27:37I'm not a kid anymore. OK. I'm sorry. Yeah, and you can stop saying that as well
27:41cos I'm sick of hearing it. I just want life to go back to normal.
27:44You wish I wasn't here? No. Yeah, I'm glad that you're here. I just wish it wasn't this
27:51massive, dangerous secret. Yeah, it won't be forever. Yeah, so you keep saying.
27:58I'm gonna go out. I'll see you later. No, Betsy, wait. Out where?
28:06Right. All right. Just text me when you get wherever you're going and make sure you're
28:10back at a decent time, please. Oh, wow. It feels really good. How are you feeling now? De-stressed?
28:32Yeah. Suck it. Oh.
28:46Hi, it's me. I wish you'd answer your phone. The scan go well. Really good, I wasn't there for it.
28:57I promise you, I'm not gonna miss anything else, all right? First smile, first burp, first
29:05air cold, first tooth. I'm gonna be by your side for all of it, all right? I mean, I know
29:10we've both done it before and everything, but I genuinely can't wait to do it all with you.
29:16I love you. OK.
29:19OK, hello. I love you too.
29:35How was the scan? What are we having?
29:38A baby. Very funny. Boy or girl?
29:41I don't know. I didn't go. What?
29:45No. I didn't want to go without you.
29:48Oh, I'm such an idiot. I'm so sorry.
29:51It's OK. How are you holding up in there?
29:54It's hot. Really hot. And it stinks.
29:57Why is it smelly?
29:58Well, I don't know. Someone keeps farting.
30:00I thought you said that you were in there on your own...
30:04Ooh, David!
30:05I can't help it. I need a wee and all door high. I hope they hurry up and get here,
30:10else there's gonna be a puddle to clear up.
30:13All right, well, keep us updated, won't you?
30:15Will do. I love you.
30:17Love you too. Bye.
30:19Bye-bye.
30:21Aw, poor David.
30:22He's a plonker.
30:23Yeah, but he's a good dad.
30:25Yeah. There's no-one else I'd rather do this with again.
30:31You know, you're really good at this.
30:33Thanks. It was actually quite therapeutic.
30:36Well, why the reluctance then to go and work at the salon?
30:39I don't know. When Audrey mentioned it, it just felt like it would be a step back
30:43and not into a good time in my life.
30:45Hmm.
30:47And now?
30:50Not sure.
30:51We're five for five, ladies and gentlemen.
30:56Five for five? They're not even an item.
30:59Well, can we make it six in a row?
31:01Ready?
31:03Okay.
31:04So what item of clothing would Todd say first from a fire?
31:09Todd, turn yours on one...
31:12Two...
31:13Three!
31:15What? Really?
31:17Yeah, there's a bit of a story behind it.
31:19Oh, do tell.
31:21Oh, it's not exactly family-friendly.
31:24Enough said.
31:25But the question is...
31:27Did Billy put cowboy boots?
31:29Yes.
31:30Drum roll!
31:33Oh, he did!
31:35How are you guys doing?
31:37Come on.
31:40What can I say?
31:41Match made in heaven.
31:42I...
31:47I...
31:48I think that's enough for me.
31:50Are you sure?
31:51Yeah.
31:52Okay, give these a big round of applause to our current leader, Billy and Todd!
31:57Yay!
31:59Who's that after him?
32:00Who?
32:01You know who.
32:03Let's see if our final contestants can beat them.
32:06Please welcome Alia and Adam!
32:08Yay!
32:12Woo!
32:15What's up with you?
32:17I just...
32:18I don't like being used as a pawn in whatever game you're playing with Theo, that's all.
32:21I'm not playing games.
32:23What? I'm not!
32:24I know you, Todd.
32:26You're always plotting something.
32:28He looked really upset.
32:29Good.
32:30Drink?
32:31No.
32:33And go home.
32:34Oh, come on, don't be like that.
32:36Billy!
32:38Well, you've driven two men away.
32:40In as many minutes.
32:41That's a record even for you, Todd.
32:54You should've seen what he wrote.
32:56He hates me.
32:57Well, ask if it really is, Jack.
32:58Oh, it is.
32:59There's absolutely no punctuation in it.
33:01Hey.
33:02Come on.
33:03Things will get better.
33:04How?
33:05I've got no house, no job, no money.
33:07Sorry, babe.
33:08But what are you doing?
33:09Just rolling over and let Kevin take the lot?
33:11He's got a nice house.
33:12Such a nice house.
33:13Such a nice house.
33:14I've got a nice house.
33:15I've got a nice house.
33:16I've got a nice house.
33:17I've got a nice house.
33:18I've got a nice house.
33:19I've got a nice house.
33:20I've got a nice house.
33:21I've got a nice house.
33:23A nice house.
33:24Successful business.
33:25You're entitled to half if you get divorced.
33:28Go away, Tracy.
33:33She's unreal there.
33:34Trying to be best buds again.
33:36Okay.
33:37Adam says Ali's worst trait is...
33:42Oh.
33:53You going then?
33:54Yeah.
33:55Yeah.
33:56Yeah, I've booked a hotel.
33:57I'm sorry.
33:58I messed up.
33:59Me, not you.
34:00I should never have said it was your fault that I cheated.
34:01That's all I wanted to tell you in the pub.
34:02But...
34:03I'm sorry.
34:04I'm sorry.
34:05I hate myself.
34:06Why did you do it then?
34:07Why did you do it then?
34:08I'm sorry.
34:09I'm sorry.
34:10I messed up.
34:11Me, not you.
34:12I should never have said it was your fault that I cheated.
34:13That's all I wanted to tell you in the pub.
34:14But...
34:15I'm sorry.
34:16I hate myself.
34:17Why did you do it then?
34:18Why'd...
34:19Why'd...
34:20It wrecked my head.
34:22You know the thought of you and him over there.
34:24So you wanted to get back at me?
34:28I...
34:29I...
34:30I...
34:31I...
34:32I...
34:33I...
34:34I...
34:35I...
34:36I...
34:37I...
34:38I...
34:39I...
34:40I...
34:41You know, the thought of you and him over there.
34:43So...
34:44You...
34:45You...
34:46You...
34:48Yeah.
34:52You say there's nothing going on between you and Billy,
34:54that you're just friends and you're just Summer's dads.
34:58We are.
34:59But you lied to be with him.
35:02You know, you confide in him, not me, about an health scare.
35:07I've lived a lie for so long.
35:09I can smell it on people.
35:11I knew you were hiding something and I got paranoid.
35:14It's not a reason to sleep with some random.
35:21Yeah, I know.
35:27I'm sorry.
35:44I was supposed to whisk it off.
35:54Wait.
35:58Don't go.
35:59Oh, hi, Cassie.
36:06Hiya.
36:07Got your bread?
36:08Oh.
36:09What?
36:10I bought some this morning when I saw we'd finished
36:12and Steve got some before his shift.
36:15Yeah, and I got some because I thought Steve would ignore me as per usual.
36:18Well, it looks like we're on butties for every meal for a few days now.
36:24Is everything all right?
36:26Not really, Ken.
36:27I tried to talk to Fizz and it just made things worse.
36:30Do you know, Summer?
36:32We wouldn't be drowning in bread if there wasn't so many people living here.
36:35Admit it, Dad.
36:36It's getting ridiculous.
36:38One more person and we'd have to register as an HMO.
36:41Oh, shut up, Tracy.
36:43Oh, yes.
36:44Shut up, Tracy, and eat your bread sandwich.
36:46If you've got an issue with the living conditions,
36:49simple answer, move out.
36:52As if.
36:53Last in, first out.
36:55That's enough.
36:57Cassie's going nowhere.
36:58You can like it or lump it.
37:02I promise I'll find a job soon, Roy.
37:04I don't expect to live here rent-free.
37:05Oh, please don't put yourself under undue pressure.
37:09I know you're not the type to take advantage.
37:11So, look, I think I'll just be going up now.
37:15All right, well, I'll be up in a bit.
37:16If you could just make sure...
37:17Oh, you know, I'll make sure everything's spick and span
37:18and I'll lock up after Carl's gone.
37:20Right, well, I bid you goodnight.
37:22Goodnight, Roy.
37:23Goodnight.
37:30What are you doing?
37:31Making sure I don't wake Alfie.
37:34What?
37:35He's just knocked into the blue bed.
37:36No, he's all right.
37:40Alfie's still snoring.
37:43Well, I can't wait to get her own place.
37:46I want to get Alfie one of those, um...
37:49one of those car beds for his bedroom.
37:51Yeah.
37:55But I do think that Tracey might have had a point earlier on.
38:00About what?
38:01Well, you are entitled to half of Kevin's assets.
38:07I hadn't thought about going down the divorce route yet.
38:10You can have to sooner or later.
38:12Maybe it's a good idea to rip the plaster off now.
38:15Less hurt in the long run.
38:18I don't know if I can do it to him.
38:21And Jack is already so angry with me.
38:23He'll get over it.
38:24Like, they both will.
38:24But you need to think about Alfie.
38:26And he deserves to live somewhere nice, doesn't he?
38:29Yeah.
38:30There you go, then.
38:33So, you get a ball rolling on the divorce...
38:36..and then we can move forward together as a family.
38:41Yeah, all right.
38:41I'll... I'll speak to someone about it tomorrow.
38:50It was...
38:52..a shock.
38:54This morning.
38:56Seeing some stranger here.
38:59I know.
39:01Where in my dressing gown?
39:07I am so sorry.
39:10I...
39:11I don't know why I did it.
39:17Must be so messed up there.
39:20I sabotaged any happiness that I might have.
39:22You were jealous.
39:24Of me and Billy.
39:26You were angry.
39:29Yeah, I was.
39:32I, um...
39:33I wanted you to hurt like I was hurting.
39:38Can you understand that?
39:40Of course I can.
39:42It's exactly what I just did to you in the pub.
39:44I've got to hand it to you.
39:49You really know how to stick the knife in.
39:52I've got the message.
39:54After pub did and all.
39:55I'm sorry, all right?
39:58I was out of order.
39:59I...
39:59I take things too far.
40:01I do.
40:04Watching you and Billy get all the questions right.
40:06That was really hard.
40:09Really hard.
40:10I mean, you are a match made in heaven.
40:14No, we've just known each other for forever.
40:20But I can see how me spending so much time with him could make you uneasy.
40:34What are you saying?
40:35I'm saying...
40:36I can accept that I'm not the easiest person to live with.
40:42So I should be grateful that you want me.
40:48But you have got to promise that you will never do anything like this again.
40:59I promise.
41:01I promise.
41:01I didn't suffer a start.
41:08For both of us.
41:17Anyway, he's on his way home now.
41:18Oh, poor David.
41:20All day stuck in a lift.
41:21Oh, no.
41:21I think he was just pleased that there was no one else stuck in there with him.
41:24Yeah, and I'm just sorry that you never got to your scan.
41:27Oh, no, it's fine.
41:28Honestly, they rescheduled it.
41:29Right.
41:30Anyway, Bethany was excellent at looking after me and keeping me calm.
41:34Also, I've had a think about your offer.
41:36Right.
41:37And I would like to accept.
41:39Really?
41:39Yeah.
41:40Yeah, it'll be nice to work with my family for a while.
41:42Oh, that's lovely, sweetheart.
41:44You can start tomorrow.
41:45Oh?
41:46Cheers.
41:46I was going to come round tomorrow to say I'm sorry.
41:52I promise I'll keep you well out of it in future.
41:57For you and Theo, you're all right now?
41:59Yeah, I mean, he was a bit upset that I didn't tell him I was ill.
42:06But we're figuring it out.
42:09Oh, it's good to hear you.
42:11Listen, Billy, I really appreciate everything that you've done for me these last few days.
42:17It's no problem.
42:19We're mates, aren't we?
42:19Yeah.
42:21Yeah.
42:24But I do think it'd be better for everyone if we kept our distance.
42:30For a while.
42:34All right.
42:35I just, I need to fix things with Theo.
42:39He means too much to me to let him just walk out of my life.
42:43You do understand, don't you?
42:45Yeah, of course.
42:50Thanks.
42:55All right, well, I guess I'll just see you around then, I suppose.
43:05Bye.
43:15I love you.
43:31I love you too.
43:36No more secrets, yeah?
43:39Yeah.
43:42Come on.
43:45Bye.
44:13Bye.
44:14Oh, my gosh.
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