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00:00Previously...
00:03Wow.
00:04We're really here.
00:0619 celebrities arrived to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:11It's just life or death, isn't it?
00:13All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:18Something.
00:19Something is afoot.
00:21But they quickly learnt that in this game...
00:23Oh, God. Oh, no, they're all our names.
00:26There is no special treatment.
00:28Oh, God, it's disgusting.
00:30I have a shield. I have a shield.
00:32God, a shield.
00:33Shield!
00:34Three traitors were chosen.
00:39What am I gonna do?
00:41And an epic first mission...
00:44I blocked it in and I didn't mean to.
00:47...put players in the firing line.
00:51Claire pulling that lever is exactly what a traitor would do.
00:55Suspicions intensified...
00:57I am suspicious of Kate a little bit.
00:59With her shield, I don't think she ever, like, really had it out on show that much.
01:02No, she didn't.
01:03Licko, I think.
01:05Something about the way he looked at her body, but then...
01:07He was looking quite intense.
01:08He was looking tense.
01:09And the traitors took on a treacherous task.
01:12Tonight, you must murder in plain sight.
01:14Rub your hands with the poisoned pollen and touch the face of the faithful you want to murder.
01:20You want to murder.
01:21Oh, God.
01:22But who will be the first to be murdered?
01:25This is The Celebrity Traitors.
01:27This is The Celebrity Traitors.
01:28Tonight, they will choose who they're gonna kill.
01:51Made more difficult by today's great effort.
01:54Yeah.
01:58God, this is quite hellish.
01:59This is quite scary.
02:00This is scary.
02:03I've got this poison pollen on my hands, but I don't know who to murder.
02:08It's not gonna be easy.
02:10Oh, hello.
02:11Does anyone want another cuppa?
02:14Oh, I might grab one in a minute, actually.
02:16I'm gonna come for a cuppa.
02:17Come and have a cuppa.
02:18Bye.
02:20I don't trust any of them.
02:21No, me neither.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:27I definitely trust you.
02:30Well, I trust you.
02:32There's something in the shadows.
02:37Claire's the biggest threat, because she's one of the most intelligent, probably.
02:41Yeah.
02:43I'm really up against the clock.
02:46How am I gonna touch someone's face?
02:52I'm just going to hand out my desserts.
03:01Do you want to go to the fire pit?
03:06Yeah, he'd get that thing.
03:07Oh, God, he's out there.
03:08Why's he out there?
03:10Now, this is nice.
03:11Guys, look, I made us a little...
03:13Oh, darling!
03:14Oh, my God!
03:15The French canne.
03:16Oh, thank you.
03:17Lovely warmth.
03:18Good.
03:20And again.
03:24Alan tipped me the wink.
03:26I might have to talk to Belle.
03:29Keeping it on the lowdown.
03:30I'm not sure who he's killed yet, but either way, the deed is done.
03:34Look at that.
03:35I've got a button on top of a marshmallow.
03:37Who would have thought of such a delicacy?
03:49Off I go, my darlings.
03:51And let me pray that I will see you all in the morning.
03:55I'm telling you.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Me.
03:58Me too.
03:59Me too.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Oh, God.
04:02It's too much.
04:03Um, I hope I'll see you tomorrow.
04:04Yeah, I hope I see you too.
04:09I hope they don't kill me.
04:12Yes.
04:13Good night, my love.
04:14Good night, my love.
04:15Good night, my love.
04:16Good night, darling.
04:17If I die tonight, goodbye.
04:18I adore you all.
04:19I love you.
04:20I love you.
04:21I love you.
04:22I love you.
04:23I love you.
04:24You are.
04:25You're such a man.
04:27That.
04:29There's a pain.
04:34All I want to do with you.
04:35It's a heal Your bright daughter who has fallen to love.
04:38Unaware that a murder in plain sight has taken place,
04:41it's time for the traitors to meet to reflect on their first kill.
04:58Oh, I am a bad person.
05:00Well, what a day.
05:01You're not a bad person. You're a good traitor.
05:05Who was it?
05:08I'm just going to hand out my desserts.
05:15We'll follow behind.
05:17We'll come soon.
05:18Look what I made. I made this earlier.
05:20It looks strange.
05:24You've got a bit of hair in your face.
05:26I'm sorry.
05:27Yeah, there you go.
05:28It's gone. Fabulous, darling.
05:36Oh, no.
05:37Oh, my God. Lovely. Paloma Faith.
05:40I feel awful.
05:43I didn't know what else to do.
05:46I've gone and murdered one of my best friends.
05:49I thought, shall I do it? Because I really like her.
05:51But I thought, I'm never going to get the opportunity.
05:55It broke my heart.
05:56You've got to toughen up.
05:57I don't want to hear any more of this broken heart nonsense.
06:00I know.
06:01What are you?
06:01What are you?
06:02I'm a traitor.
06:03What are you?
06:03Traitor.
06:04We've got to start enjoying this.
06:05Yeah, we do.
06:06It's going to be hard seeing Paloma's face at breakfast tomorrow.
06:10But Alan has executed that perfectly.
06:15One faithful.
06:16Down.
06:16Well done.
06:17The deed is done.
06:29Last night, the traitors murdered Paloma in plain sight.
06:34However, unbeknownst to the faithful, everyone will turn up to breakfast,
06:38as the poisonous pollen is yet to take its deadly effect.
06:43Oh, cinnamon, where are you going to run to?
06:47Cinnamon, where are you going to run to?
06:56Oh, wow.
06:58Are we the first?
06:58We're the first ones.
06:59Oh, I have survived.
07:01This is an incredible feeling.
07:03I did not sleep well last night because I thought I might get killed.
07:06Now I can take a deep sigh of relief and just enjoy the day and study everyone.
07:11Joe and I had chills, but you guys must be feeling amazing.
07:15Oh, God, yeah.
07:16Now you can actually eat.
07:18Yeah.
07:18Because you're relieved.
07:19We can, like, breathe now.
07:20It was really scary walking into breakfast because you have to play dumb,
07:25but not too dumb.
07:27So it's a real juggling act.
07:29This is all free, right?
07:31Leave a pound.
07:32Charge you later, Joe.
07:33Who do we think might be dead?
07:35So the shields were...
07:37Celia, Joe Marler, you, me, and Jonathan.
07:41We know it won't be.
07:43Oh, my God.
07:43Hello.
07:44Come in.
07:44Oh, my God.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:46Hi.
07:46Yay!
07:51Good morning.
07:56I was nervous to see if I made it, you know, to breakfast.
08:01You know, it'd be pretty terrible going on an all-inclusive to the traitor's castle,
08:05and then you don't even get a croissant out of it.
08:08The tension of waiting is just horrendous.
08:13Horrible.
08:14Horrible.
08:14I first go through the door.
08:16Oh, my God, you're still alive.
08:18You haven't been murdered.
08:19And, of course, I know none of them have been murdered.
08:21But at the minute, I'm just going to carry on what I'm doing,
08:25being super friendly, being a little bit, oh, quite divvery.
08:29I can't wait to be murdered.
08:30Just take that Ming info account.
08:33Why was I staring in the sun?
08:36I think you look strangely sexy in that.
08:38Oh, thank you.
08:39Emphasis on strange.
08:43Who's not here yet?
08:46It's kind of weird at the breakfast,
08:47because everyone's waiting for the end
08:49when they're going to see that someone's dead.
08:50And, of course, no one's gone.
08:52So as long as we don't act any differently
08:55when the deed has been revealed,
08:57I think we're in the clear.
08:58So it's actually quite a restful morning.
09:01Wolf, have you got any suspicions?
09:04Nothing solid.
09:06Who's in your...
09:07Will I give you a name and you give me a name?
09:09OK, 3, 2, 1.
09:11Who?
09:13There's a lot of overacting.
09:15Pretty white.
09:17He was really different before and after
09:19before you chose a traitor.
09:21Do you suspect that he was wrong?
09:23Do you think that there's a traitor
09:26in this room right now?
09:28Oh, my God.
09:29You're of average, as says, has to be.
09:31Almost don't look at the door.
09:32Yeah.
09:33Look at whoever goes the loudest.
09:36Oh, my God, it's...
09:36Yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:40It always in your love.
09:42It's direct.
09:43That's my number one.
09:49It's mainly because of something I saw
09:51when they took the eye patches off.
09:53It was an overreaction to the word faithful.
09:57It was a real...
09:59It was that.
10:00Oh, oh, hang on.
10:03Oh, hang on.
10:06Yeah!
10:07Yeah!
10:08Thank you!
10:08Yeah!
10:10Too well, too well, too well.
10:11Come on!
10:12Ha ha ha ha!
10:15You made it!
10:17Oh, my God!
10:19Paloma!
10:19Paloma!
10:20Oh, my God!
10:24I was so happy and, like, relieved.
10:28It was really nice to see the reaction of everyone
10:30who was pleased to see you as well.
10:32And I thought, oh, thank goodness
10:34not to be the first one dead.
10:38I'm so happy to see you.
10:40I'm so happy to see you.
10:42I didn't avoid eye contact with Paloma
10:45because I thought,
10:46people are going to be looking
10:47for any sort of changes in behaviours.
10:51So I just looked at her
10:53and I was just like,
10:55I'm so happy to see you.
10:56And she was like,
10:57I'm so happy to see you.
10:59Oh, God, I'm awful.
11:02Who's missing?
11:04Nick.
11:05Lucy.
11:06Stephen.
11:07And then Celia.
11:09Oh, my God.
11:14She's not Celia
11:15because she's got a ship.
11:16It's very unlikely to be Stephen,
11:17so it's between Nick and Lucy.
11:19Yeah.
11:20No!
11:21No!
11:21Oh, God,
11:23I'm taking this way too seriously.
11:29Oh, knock on that door.
11:31Come on.
11:31Come on!
11:34Oh!
11:34Oh!
11:34Oh!
11:39Oh!
11:43That's everyone.
11:44That's everybody.
11:45That's everybody.
11:46That's everybody.
11:47Is it?
11:48Yeah.
11:48What in the...
11:53That's all of us?
11:55Oh, thank goodness.
11:56Oh, thank goodness.
11:58Hey, maybe someone was recruited.
12:01Maybe someone's been recruited.
12:05Hello.
12:06What?
12:07Obviously, I've murdered someone in plain sight
12:10and it's a slow-working poison,
12:12and it's a slow-working poison,
12:12so I had to pretend,
12:14what?
12:15They're all down here?
12:16Yeah.
12:16But I thought someone was murdered.
12:19What happened?
12:21It was a stretch for my acting ability.
12:23I don't know how Meryl Streep does it.
12:25No one's been murdered.
12:28No, we're all alive!
12:31I feel like Kate was being a lot louder than usual.
12:34I just...
12:35I don't...
12:36I don't know.
12:36There's something...
12:37There's something a little bit off.
12:39I never thought I'd care this much.
12:41Because everyone was feeling so tired.
12:43Yeah, we were all building up
12:44to this horrible moment.
12:46Here we go.
12:48Here we go.
12:49Order!
12:49Oh, God.
12:55Good morning, players.
12:57Morning.
12:58Morning, Claudia.
12:59Everyone is here, present and correct.
13:04It appears that nobody has died.
13:08But appearances can be deceptive.
13:12Oh.
13:14The traitors did strike for the first time.
13:25And yesterday,
13:27they murdered one of you in plain sight.
13:31Oh, no.
13:32No!
13:33What?
13:33In plain sight.
13:36What did I do?
13:38So whilst the murdered player
13:41sits amongst you all...
13:42By the end of today's mission,
13:49they will be dead.
13:51Oh, my goodness.
13:53So, enjoy your breakfast.
13:56If you can,
13:58then please put on your morning attire
14:00and meet me outside shortly.
14:04What the heck?
14:05Morning with a U, I think.
14:08Oh, I don't like this.
14:12That's quite a twist.
14:14Do you think somebody did something unusual?
14:17It would have had to have been
14:18unusual enough for it to feel risky,
14:21wouldn't it?
14:21I don't like it at all.
14:35We're going to set in here.
14:37Why don't we?
14:38Goodness gracious me.
14:39I bet you it's in a chapel.
14:44What do you mean?
14:45Oh, because of morning.
14:46Yeah.
14:47Yeah, it's not morning attire,
14:49it's mourn, you know.
14:50How do you know?
14:50To mourn.
14:51It's M-O-U-R-N.
14:53Yeah, but Claudia didn't say it like that.
14:55She said,
14:55wear your morning attire.
14:56Yeah.
14:57Yeah.
14:57So it could be...
14:58But she didn't spell it?
14:59No.
14:59So how do you know?
15:00Stephen had the same idea
15:01and I'll believe Stephen.
15:02Because I actually...
15:03Yeah, actually.
15:04Fair enough.
15:05To actively murder someone,
15:12you have to give them something.
15:13We need to see who gets murdered
15:16and then work backwards
15:18and see what they were doing
15:19if they were acting weirdly,
15:20if they had...
15:21Or who gave them that glass?
15:23I feel bad.
15:24I feel bad.
15:25But, you know,
15:25do you see Ruth with the marshmallow?
15:27The marshmallow?
15:28She came around with the marshmallow.
15:29Well, no.
15:30No.
15:31So that was my idea.
15:32We just brought it down to the fire.
15:34OK, yeah, I'm just thinking.
15:35But you couldn't control
15:36who would eat from it,
15:38could you?
15:39No, no, no, no.
15:39I feel like I had so little
15:41few interactions yesterday
15:43that I don't feel
15:44like I was got.
15:48Every single thing
15:49that happened yesterday
15:50could have been not.
15:51Nico hugged me goodbye.
15:53Nico hugged you goodbye.
15:55Yeah, he was like,
15:56oh...
15:57My number one suspect.
15:59But isn't it obvious
16:00because that's what
16:00his whole career's built on?
16:02Exactly.
16:02So maybe it's too obvious,
16:04what do you mean?
16:04I mean, what else, though?
16:06What else could it be?
16:07I'm not sure
16:08of anything.
16:10Yeah, and that's what
16:11they like to do to us.
16:12There are so many possibilities
16:13of what murder in plain sight
16:14might entail.
16:16Whether it could be
16:16to give you a letter
16:17or, oh, have a look
16:18at this book.
16:18What do you think it...
16:19You know, it could be anything.
16:21You're all right?
16:28I'm trying to retrieve myself
16:30for the first banishing.
16:32I think you're OK.
16:33I don't think anybody
16:34thinks I'm a traitor,
16:34do they?
16:36Your name has come up.
16:37Oh, shut up.
16:38No, no, it has.
16:39Jonathan had briefly
16:40mentioned that my name
16:41had come up
16:42and I was like,
16:42what?
16:43That's a traitor.
16:44It was, um...
16:46It was a surprise.
16:50Shall we say, yeah,
16:52that people like Nico,
16:54Lucy or David
16:55could fly under the radar
16:56really easily.
16:57Yeah.
16:57They're the little sweet ones.
16:59Yeah.
16:59Because you always think
17:00of a traitor
17:00of being this cunning killer.
17:06Hey, guys.
17:06Hello.
17:07Yeah, we're good.
17:08How are you?
17:08Great.
17:10I love the green.
17:12Oh, thank you.
17:13It's beautiful.
17:15Have you noticed
17:16anything weird?
17:16Either of you?
17:19It's so hard to tell
17:20at this point
17:20because everyone
17:21worked so well together
17:22on their mission.
17:23Why have you noticed anything?
17:24No, I'm just retracing
17:26everything that happened
17:26but one thing
17:27which I am thinking
17:28is very smart
17:29is now
17:29we're all thinking
17:31about this
17:32instead of
17:33who the traitors are.
17:34It's like,
17:34oh, OK,
17:35who's been murdered?
17:36Well, I don't know
17:36about you guys
17:37but I am.
17:37Yeah, totally.
17:38Oh, that's interesting.
17:39I didn't see it
17:40from that perspective.
17:41Yeah.
17:42Oh, goodness.
17:44Fearful stuff.
17:45Fearful stuff.
17:46Oh.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Staring the part there.
17:52Yeah.
17:53I wonder
17:54whether the traitors
17:55were also surprised
17:58when the person
17:59that they've chosen
18:00to murder
18:00walked in.
18:02I wish I was looking
18:03at Kate's face
18:04actually like,
18:05oh, wait, what?
18:06Why are they not dead?
18:07You know what I mean?
18:07Yeah.
18:08Because it was
18:09straight away Kate went,
18:10oh, there must have
18:10been a recruitment.
18:11I'd like to try and...
18:12People may think of me
18:13as just an athlete
18:15when actually I like
18:16to think of myself
18:16as somebody
18:17that is very observant
18:19and can think about
18:20lots of things
18:21all at once.
18:22The clever ones.
18:23Oh, no.
18:26We wish.
18:30Somebody is dead
18:32now walking around.
18:33Walking dead.
18:34Well, no,
18:34could we be dead?
18:36You can't
18:36because you've got a shield
18:37and I've got a shield.
18:38I could.
18:38I didn't have a shield.
18:39Yeah.
18:40You could be dead.
18:41I could be dead.
18:42I'm on the inside.
18:43Please don't.
18:44Don't, don't, don't.
18:46Who do you trust?
18:47Charlotte, I trust.
18:48Yeah.
18:49No, well, I don't, you see.
18:50Why?
18:51What?
18:52She gave up her shield
18:54very quickly.
18:55That would be
18:55a very good move
18:56for a traitor
18:57because she doesn't
18:57need it anyway.
18:58But can we just say
18:59she is a very nice person.
19:00She's adorable
19:01but that's the point,
19:02don't you see?
19:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
19:03And she's very bright
19:04and very quick
19:06and you have to be.
19:08I don't trust you, you see.
19:09What?
19:09I'm sorry, Jo.
19:11You're very clever.
19:13You see?
19:14And you would be
19:15a very unlikely choice
19:16for a traitor
19:17because you're so adorable.
19:18I know.
19:19You do have to watch
19:21people very carefully.
19:22The traitors who are here
19:24are being so smart
19:26because I can't really tell.
19:28I'm beginning to suspect everyone.
19:30You are right,
19:30even though you're accusing me.
19:32But, yeah,
19:33if you're being really clever,
19:34you have to go
19:35ignore the people
19:36you think it might be
19:37and go the other way
19:39and then I reckon
19:40you've got more chance.
19:41Exactly.
19:42I know,
19:43as I'm sat here
19:43surrounded by three traitors.
19:45I am in my day-to-day life
19:49very weak-willed.
19:50I'm a sheep,
19:51but in this game
19:53I'd like to
19:53put my best foot forward
19:55and hunt down a traitor
19:56with such vigour
19:59that it frightens people.
20:00With the faithful still speculating
20:12about last night's murder
20:13in plain sight,
20:14the players must now
20:15come together
20:16for their next mission.
20:18But for poisoned Paloma,
20:19the end of her time
20:21is drawing near.
20:22We came out of the castle
20:33to see Claudia
20:35resplendent
20:37on horseback
20:38in front of
20:39a rather more
20:40worrying sight
20:42of three coffins.
20:43I was just like
20:44shocked.
20:48There's three coffins.
20:52Joe Marlott's not going to get in one of those,
20:54is he?
20:57It's all starting to feel a little bit real.
20:59We actually have murdered someone.
21:05Dearly beloved players,
21:07we are gathered here today
21:09to pay our respects
21:10to our first murdered faithful.
21:15A high-profile death
21:16deserves a high-profile funeral.
21:20You might be wondering
21:22why there are three coffins.
21:24All will be made clear.
21:27For one of you,
21:28death is incredibly close.
21:32Now follow me.
21:33We're going
21:34on a little walk.
21:43Oh my God.
21:44It just feels
21:46very forbidding.
21:48Macabre, morbid,
21:50desperately gloomy.
21:51And we know
21:52that at the end of it,
21:54someone's not coming back with us.
21:58Wow.
22:00The heart is erasing.
22:03I don't usually get nervous.
22:04I'm starting to get a little bit shaky.
22:06Okay.
22:36Oh, my God, that's really creepy.
22:49Oh, my God, that's really creepy.
23:03That was cheery.
23:05Players, welcome back to the graveyard.
23:10On day one, you dug your own graves.
23:15Today, our first murdered faithful will be laid to rest here.
23:22Players, your mission today is to correctly identify
23:26which faithful has been murdered by answering a series of clues.
23:32The clues will whittle down the potential victims to three.
23:39The murdered faithful and two other players,
23:43the traitors chose to lie alongside them just for fun.
23:49Oh. Oh, God.
23:52The traitors could have also chosen themselves to lie in the coffins.
23:59Oh.
24:00Celia, Kate, Joe Marler, Joe Wilkinson, and Jonathan.
24:09You have shields so you are safe.
24:12The rest of you, thoughts and prayers.
24:16Wow.
24:17Thanks.
24:18So, to clarify, you need to solve clues
24:23to work out which three players belong in these coffins.
24:28For each player you correctly identify,
24:32I will add £3,000 to the prize fund.
24:36That means a total of £9,000 is up for grabs today.
24:43But each time you request an additional clue,
24:46money will be deducted.
24:49I will now hand over to the choir for the first clue.
24:55You chased your goals with all your might
25:07Until you kicked the bucket out of sight
25:16Has any of the actors died?
25:18Because nobody here's kicked the bucket means...
25:20Yeah, several times.
25:21Yeah, died.
25:22Kicked the bucket out of sight.
25:25Might as in strength.
25:26Yeah, but Joe's got a...
25:27Oh.
25:28Yeah, but he's got a shield.
25:29He's got a shield.
25:31Do we want to hear a second clue just in case?
25:34I think we should, yeah.
25:35We're not definitive, are we?
25:36No.
25:37No.
25:38My strategy was to act like I didn't know the answers
25:42and I was as confused as the rest of the group.
25:45Okay, here is the second clue.
25:48But it does mean you'll lose £500.
25:58Ballot box.
25:59Ballot box.
26:00Oh, is it Nico?
26:01Oh, my goodness me.
26:02It's Nico.
26:03When it came out with the ballot box,
26:06I instantly knew it was Nico
26:08because he famously ran for London Mayor.
26:12Oh, my God.
26:14Oh.
26:15Are we agreed, everyone?
26:16Yes.
26:17Yeah.
26:18So, Nico, please lie in the coffin.
26:20It's the first time in a coffin.
26:21Oh, Nico.
26:22Oh.
26:23Oh, no.
26:25I can think of nothing worse than going out on the first murder.
26:29I just, I, like, now the fear level has gone up even more.
26:33My paranoia is spiralling.
26:35Nico, I can tell you that coffin does belong to you.
26:40Woo!
26:412,500 pounds thanked.
26:45If we put Nico into one of the boxes, who we know that is heat on already, then it might be enough for one of them to say his name's coming up.
26:57That's what people are like.
26:58They are second-guessing.
26:59So, I think that's a really good call.
27:00And they struggle to trust him because of the videos that he makes on YouTube.
27:03His name has come up a lot.
27:04Nico, I'm afraid your time with us may soon be over.
27:10Aww.
27:11When Nico got in that coffin, he actually looked quite sad, and that made me feel quite bad and a bit guilty.
27:21On to the next coffin.
27:23You filled the airways with laughter and jest, completed your task, now it's time to rest.
27:39It's laughter and jest.
27:44Alan's got a radio show, it's Airwaves.
27:46I did Radio 2 for years.
27:48I think it might be me.
27:50I've got a podcast and I've done Taskmaster.
27:52Oh, I haven't done that, I'm Task.
27:54I haven't done a task.
27:56I've had a Radio 4 series and I was on Taskmaster.
27:59It had the word tasking and airwaves, and I thought, could that be me?
28:07But Nick thought it was about him.
28:09And was the Radio show a comedy?
28:12A comedy, yeah.
28:13Should we do second clue?
28:14I think we have to do second clue.
28:15Second clue.
28:16You would like a second clue?
28:18Yeah.
28:19Yeah.
28:20It's me.
28:21It's me.
28:22Yeah.
28:23To my horror, the next clue, Space Rocket, the Apollo 11, was brought out.
28:27And I was like, well, that's me.
28:29Oh, it's Nick.
28:30Oh, it's Nick.
28:31Oh, it's Nick.
28:32It's Nick.
28:33Of course it's Nick.
28:36Have you made your decision or would you like another clue?
28:39I think we've made our decision.
28:41You've made your decision.
28:42Who do you think this coffin belongs to?
28:45Nick.
28:46Nick.
28:47Nick.
28:48Nick Muhammad, please.
28:50Nick.
28:51Nick.
28:52It was horrible getting into the coffin.
28:54And yeah, I've never got into a coffin before, obviously.
28:57So it was just quite ominous and surreal.
29:02If you get this correct, you will bank £2,500.
29:07Before I reveal if you guessed correctly, I am going to show you the third clue.
29:15What's in it?
29:17It's a bow.
29:18Kevin.
29:19It's pointing to the yellow.
29:21What does it carry me?
29:22That's the hole of the ped woe, I've got nothing to do.
29:23opal is pomeيع.
29:24But why a spaceship for Lucy Beaumont?
29:28Oh, it's me then.
29:29I wonder if it's I had to show called spaceman.
29:32Oh, No.
29:36Lucy Zittlesseek Gibeo.
29:42No, sir, that's is awkward. I've played at the Apollo. It's me. So it's Hull live at the Apollo
29:49I was on Taskmaster, and I've got really doesn't it Marta's too late. Well Nick. Yeah, I can tell you
29:56That that is not your coffin
30:00It is not your time to die yet
30:06The coffin was chosen for Lucy
30:12Lucy here's something though. Is it worth putting someone quieter?
30:17No, who like Lucy and then we can just say you are quiet Lucy. You so far under the radar. Yeah. Oh, yes. I
30:26Can't really compare the coffin to anything I've experienced before I once fell asleep in a wheelie bin spelt
30:35It's about it
30:37Players by guessing incorrectly. I'm afraid you haven't banked any money for this coffin
30:44I'm sorry. I got it wrong, but you just airways
30:47So is you in the coffin as well to blame the traitors because they must have known and they could have stepped forward and steered us
30:53We knew that it was meant to be her but of course if we'd have intervened
30:57We'd have given ourselves a wife. It's time to find out who the third and final coffin belongs to
31:04It said it was says the story is done but your words live on is it Charlotte? I hope my story's not it
31:27It's still worth getting another clear in it. Yes, they can play the second clue for the final coffin here. It comes
31:41Is it you pull a mess and trillions, but me but Celia me and Stephen were in St. Trinian
31:47Well, it could be it could be black and white. It could be Newcastle
31:50Newcastle yeah, which could be me. I'm from Newcastle and it looked like a Newcastle United colors
31:56I was convinced it was me, but I think we should get a third clue
31:59We think it's David, but we want a third clue so you'd like a third clue. Yeah, you'll lose another 500 pounds
32:10What is that hearts it's a heart like heart badges classes on the heart broken heart
32:15Has anyone got a song called plaster on the earth? Only love hurts like this?
32:21I don't understand why the tie
32:23But it could be St. Trinian's and then you found your thing in the big smoke, but you're alone
32:28I am from London. What's the stories done and a word still spoke?
32:33But that is only love can hurt like this right and that looks St. Trinian's-y
32:37It is me. I think it's a St. Trinian's tie. It has to be Paloma. Have you made your decision?
32:43Paloma. Me. Paloma. Yeah. Step forward.
32:48Oh no don't say that!
32:50Oh my goodness. Jesus.
32:52God what a grim day. I have no idea what's going on right now
32:56All I hear is the rain and my heart beating really really fast in my chest
33:02It might it's one of you it might not be you it might not be you there's only one
33:07I feel so bad seeing Paloma get in the coffin
33:12I mean she actually looks at me and I look at her and she's like oh
33:15I'm like yeah, I popped you in that coffin
33:18I can now reveal that the third coffin belongs to
33:25Paloma
33:27Congratulations you banked two thousand pounds
33:30well done everyone you correctly guessed two players
33:35you've won four and a half thousand pounds for the prize fund
33:39but that's horrible though because that means one of the three are going
33:43I was terrified for whoever was getting murdered but there was a part of me that could just have
33:48a little sigh of relief because it wasn't going to be me
33:51There is one last question to answer and it is a big one
33:59oh
34:02As a group you must now decide who of these three
34:08did the traitors murder in plain sight
34:12oh god
34:14if you guess correctly
34:17i will give you an extra four thousand pounds
34:20four thousand
34:22once you've decided you must place this wreath at the foot of their coffin
34:28you may start your discussion now
34:30okay vote vote put it to a vote
34:33right
34:34oh no
34:34that's the fairest way to do it we've no clue
34:36okay yeah yeah yeah i think ruth is right we should vote yeah okay hands up for
34:42paloma i'm stuck between a rock and a hard place obviously i know the answer's paloma
34:48but if i say it's paloma then i'm gonna have heat on me
34:55one okay hands up for lucy
34:58there's no point in taking a vote for nico
35:04i'm ready for nico
35:07i think it's me though i do tell me who you're locking in lucy
35:16oh lucy
35:18thank you mark
35:21according to you lucy has been murdered by the traitors
35:24if you are right four thousand pounds will be added to the prize pot
35:32but have you guessed the murder victim correctly
35:38we are about to find out
35:47this is really sad
35:54is
36:07is
36:09is
36:15oh no
36:16oh paloma you were right
36:22That is flabbergasting.
36:28It was Paloma.
36:33Bye-bye, Paloma.
36:34Love you, Paloma.
36:39Paloma is dead. Rest in peace.
36:44Don't ask me.
36:46We love you, Paloma.
36:47What you know is true.
36:49I thought I wasn't going to get emotional, but I feel really sad.
36:58Oh, my God.
37:00Goodbye, sweet Paloma.
37:02It's been really a wonderful experience.
37:05I just wish it had been longer, but I guess that just leaves me to say that this is now goodbye.
37:11Goodbye.
37:18I'm feeling really sad, actually, truthfully.
37:22She was such a joy.
37:24Our sunshine's gone.
37:26Would anybody like to say a few words?
37:29Alan, you knew her the best. Why don't you say something about her?
37:33Yeah.
37:35Oh, well, I think we're all going to miss her, really.
37:39The biggest irony is for someone who was so full of life and then turned like this, it just doesn't feel fitting.
37:46And I think we're going to miss her.
37:48And we will avenge her death.
37:50Yes!
37:52We're going to get some traitors, aren't we?
37:53Yes!
37:55It's been a dramatic day.
37:57I have to tell you, it might also be a dramatic night.
38:03Now get back to the castle.
38:05I'll see you later.
38:10Paloma, I'm sorry we killed you.
38:13It was absolutely nothing personal.
38:16For you, it was wrong time, wrong place, wrong game.
38:20One game.
38:21They could never, ever, tear us apart.
38:31You, Alan, were really close to Paloma.
38:33Yeah.
38:34So how are you feeling?
38:35We really did have a bond.
38:36And obviously, you know, I hate goodbyes at the best of time, but what a goodbye, you know?
38:42I think Paloma's murder has thrown everyone off my scent.
38:46I'm getting a lot of sympathy.
38:48Are you all right?
38:49I know Paloma was close to you.
38:51Paloma's murder is my shield.
38:53Because people just think, oh, Alan wouldn't do that to his good friend.
38:59If you were a traitor, right, who's the least likely person to have killed Paloma?
39:04Someone she's close to.
39:05Yeah.
39:06Oh, you're talking about Alan?
39:07I'm talking about Alan.
39:09So you're suspicious of Alan, right?
39:10No, I'm just saying, that's the least likely person to have killed her.
39:13Yeah.
39:14But it's also, therefore, something you have to consider.
39:16Yeah.
39:18If a traitor's name comes up, I will defend them as much as I can, but not to my own detriment.
39:28Any thoughts?
39:29I hate to say it, but I think Claire and Kate.
39:34Claire?
39:36Let me tell you about Kate.
39:37I feel Kate is a traitor.
39:38Really?
39:39Kate's a traitor.
39:40I see it and I feel it.
39:42I watched everybody to see people's reactions.
39:47The person that I had in my head was Tamika.
39:51Oh, that's interesting.
39:53Tamika and Kate both sort of did a, oh, you know, thing.
39:58I'd already started my narrative about Tamika.
40:00So I thought, well, that fits, that fits.
40:04I just don't think I'm going to go first.
40:07No, to the round table.
40:08Oh.
40:09I'm going to hide, I'm going to hide under the round table.
40:16There's 18 of us now.
40:19Oh dear.
40:21My gosh.
40:23Let's go in the, um, library?
40:26Or the bar?
40:27Maybe in the bar.
40:30Poor Palermo.
40:32Yeah.
40:33It was really shocking, wasn't it?
40:35It was.
40:36I feel like I have to defend myself properly now.
40:40Yep.
40:41Because I think there's now a lot of eyes on me.
40:43Yeah.
40:44Which is...
40:45Mm.
40:46The one thing which the traitors will do is plant seeds.
40:50Whoever is being brought up into the conversations,
40:53continuously,
40:55that's probably the traitors who have done that.
40:57Who can we put in the coffin who's going to,
40:59who everyone's going to look at?
41:00Yep.
41:01And then I feel like that's where I was then put forward.
41:04Which is a bit of a problem.
41:05But I think everyone's on tenderhooks.
41:08You think?
41:09Yes, I do.
41:11Yeah, we'll see.
41:17Oh.
41:18I just noticed that they've already crossed out her face.
41:21Oh, my God, they have.
41:23That makes you final.
41:24Oh.
41:25That's awesome.
41:27It'll be, it'll be weird now without her.
41:28Yeah.
41:30Weirdest of all for Alan.
41:32Yeah.
41:33He's lost his buddy.
41:34Taking out someone as big and loud and wonderful as Paloma,
41:37that's, that's a bold move.
41:40And obviously, Paloma and Alan,
41:41I mean, they are, like, best mates.
41:43But could it be Alan?
41:45Could Alan have actually done in Paloma,
41:49straight off, sent her home,
41:51knowing that nobody would ever think he would do that?
41:58Let's go down the road that they have picked one of themselves to go in.
42:01It wasn't Paloma.
42:03I just can't see Lucy putting herself through that.
42:06No.
42:07OK, but that doesn't mean Nico is,
42:08it just means that if we were going down that route,
42:10you would choose.
42:12He's very worried now.
42:13Who, Nico, because of that?
42:15He's very worried.
42:17Now he's done a very good convincing on me
42:20that he absolutely isn't.
42:21I do think putting yourself in the coffin
42:24is, is a bit nuts at this point.
42:26He does draw attention to it.
42:28Yeah, so that's what he thought.
42:29Yeah.
42:30And he thought... And he has a point.
42:31If, if, if I was a traitor, I wouldn't, I wouldn't put myself in the...
42:35Because you've got to keep a low, low under the radar.
42:37Yeah. You just want to be in the mellow.
42:39Yeah.
42:40Personally.
42:41I don't think Nico was a traitor.
42:43I'm looking at someone who's,
42:46hasn't really been accused yet.
42:47So I've narrowed it down to myself or Tom.
42:50I'm leaning towards Tom.
42:52His sweetness and light, well he's...
42:53diving, isn't he?
42:54But imagine that.
42:55Callously picking us off.
42:56I'd watch that.
42:58Hello, guys.
42:59The thing is...
43:00Room for one more.
43:01Yeah, absolutely.
43:02Come and take a seat.
43:03Pick the traitors off one by one.
43:04Yeah.
43:05That's what you've got to do.
43:06Load them into a false sense of security and then bang.
43:07Get them.
43:08Yeah.
43:10How are we feeling?
43:11Pretty good.
43:12I want to avenge Paloma's death.
43:13Yeah.
43:14Yeah.
43:15What's your feeling with Nico?
43:16I personally...
43:17I don't feel like he's a traitor.
43:21I sort of was looking at people who were kind of...
43:23be like overcompensating and being super, like, exaggerated with just their responses to things.
43:43Go on.
43:44Well, like, Kate, for example.
43:46I said, Kate.
43:47Oh, my God.
43:48What's that?
43:50example i said okay oh my gosh i'm flabbergasted like who uses that word you can't just call
44:00someone a traitor because they have a better vocabulary than you flabbergasted is like saying
44:04whoops a daisy is it not you know when you just get a vibe from someone i do think the round table
44:12might be a bit intense i i i don't feel like i'm gonna have a problem uh writing a name on a board
44:18i'll keep paloma in my heart let's do it for her yeah absolutely
44:32it's been a traumatic day as we laid poor paloma to rest but now it's time for the faithful to avenge
44:40her murder as they gather at the round table and start the eternal debate who is a traitor
44:48get comfy it's time for the first banishment
44:55heading into the round table my heart is just in my mouth to be honest we've just seen paloma
45:02murdered no one expected that so now you're thinking anyone could go
45:10people are coming for me there's no doubt about that but if you think i'm not ready for it you lost
45:15your mind i have no idea in which direction this round table is going to go when it's the first
45:21banishment you have to make a decision based off so little data so i just have to stick with what i
45:26think and hope that no one comes for me my game plan at the moment especially around the round table is to
45:34just lay low stay quiet just gonna fly under the radar
45:40we know how ruthless they are these dastardly traitors they're clever so we've got to find them
45:47players welcome back to the round table
46:00and your first banishment
46:04congratulations after today your prize fund currently stands at 19 and a half thousand pounds
46:13here's a thing one of the skills you need to be good at this game is to know when somebody is lying to
46:23you
46:25you are famous people lie to you all the time
46:30i love that show it's a great jacket
46:41i listened to that particular podcast twice
46:47lies
46:49so how on earth are you going to tell if somebody is lying to you
46:54let me tell you how this works whoever receives the most votes will be banished
47:04and will reveal if they're a traitor or a faithful as they leave the castle
47:09so then players for the first time the floor is yours
47:26can i start just by reiterating that we have to write a name down and we have very little to go on
47:33and that whatever name we write down it isn't because we dislike someone or we think they should
47:38leave the game the greatest detective there ever was sherlock holmes said it is a cardinal error
47:46to theorize without data and we have almost no data to go on we are as cause he said going on instinct
47:56i'm going to ask a question which sounds a bit sidebar but a couple of people have mentioned that
48:01my name is cropped up right in conversations if anybody has been part of those conversations
48:07can you say what came up because i feel like then that might help us to understand what people
48:12are thinking of i i mentioned your name why did you think that because i think in i'll say the mission
48:22today specifically okay i didn't know whether your sort of larger response to paloma's
48:30uh coffin being closed was an overcompensation or whether it was a genuine sort of well first of
48:41all i'm a massive ham that's the first thing so my reactions are always massively over the top about
48:47everything but genuinely i was flabbergasted and and i'll own up as well exactly the same thing when
48:54when we were here yeah we took the masks off yeah the overreaction wasn't to the word traitor from
49:00you it was to the word faithful when you went for but it's exactly the same thing it's the it's the
49:06hat it's the ham it's the ham i'm a ham i'm terrible ham yeah um i just have a question when we
49:13were doing the challenge a lot of people were very forthcoming with their shields and stuff i just
49:19didn't maybe i didn't hear you but i didn't notice you once offered up i didn't know that charlotte
49:27offered it that's how out of it i was i actually didn't know you'd given it up i was in a blur
49:32but also isn't that evidence i'm a faithful it means that i was more keen to hang on to the shield
49:37one thing we might consider of course is that claudia asked us all whether we wanted to be
49:43faithfuls or uh or traitors we might consider amongst ourselves who we think is the kind of
49:48person who would say yeah i'd love to be a traitor on that basis i felt and again don't take this
49:54personally that nico was the kind of person who might say i'd love to be a traitor okay well i'm
49:59actually glad that i've got this opportunity to speak and defend myself first off i am a faithful
50:04actually asked to be a faithful as well but what i will say is today obviously rest in peace to paloma
50:12but i believe that i've been set up i believe that when the traitors met up they were like well
50:18let's put nico forward because nico has come up in conversation and if he's in there he's going to get
50:25brought up at the table it's going to be a reason that's used against me but with that being said does
50:30anyone have any rebuttal as to why i would as a traitor put myself into the coffin where everyone's
50:37eyes would be on me i think there's a case of double and triple bluffs here yeah i mean and there's
50:44other reasons that i've been also thinking about you nico and one of them being at the round table
50:50before and after you had an impeccable poker face yeah and you were like completely expressionless
50:58and that made me wonder nico can i add something because first of all i really like you and i
51:03really admire you as well um but i i also was someone who raised your name early on and for the
51:08same reason that charlotte's just said and i thought there was a change in your behavior that's why i
51:12thought there was a chance and that's why i am one of the people who did mention your name
51:16all i can say because if i am a traitor why would i put myself into a coffin it doesn't make any sense
51:23at all it does feel risky extremely risky and i think like i mean the proof of that is in the fact
51:30that we're all talking about it exactly yeah just actually in nico's defense as far as you know being
51:38a traitor is concerned that jars in my head the changes in behavior that i've noticed for the person
51:44that i've observed over the last two days and it's really hard and i'm sorry but tamika um when we
51:53came out of of of here the other night after the traitors had been chosen i thought i sensed a real
52:00change in your behavior you seemed quite uh withdrawn jittery and then today i watched when claudia was
52:09pacing up and down those uh those coffins before she slammed paloma's sludge shut i didn't want to
52:15watch that i wanted to watch the crowd to see everybody's reaction your reaction didn't ring true
52:22for me it was it was a over the top today i was really shocked because i thought it was you lucy
52:28and i really didn't want to be you so when claudia shut the coffin yeah on paloma i was generally
52:36shocked and then i was just trying to just think my way through it and i actually noticed you walk
52:42away and was looking back because it was almost as if you were looking at that's happening over there
52:48but what are other people looking at you separated yourself to look at everybody else on that because
52:55i want to know who the chairs are but it's very interesting you're talking about people's you know
53:00looking different i felt after the selection i felt that um yourself kate had changed really yeah i'm sorry
53:13i absolutely promise you i'm a faithful let's uh let's imagine that we were traitors um what would
53:22inspire us to choose paloma as our first victim well paloma's own theory was that she was such a big
53:27character yes that's and it was shocking would you have said let's get paloma because she's a big
53:33character i don't think i would i think i would have done something more closer to what nico's describing i
53:38would have worked out who the heat was on yes in the first day and think who would who would easily
53:45be banished it's a it's a cruel touch of genius there it is i actually have a question for alan
53:53you would have talked to paloma the most is there anyone that she kind of openly suspected she had two
53:59names and i couldn't get them out she went if i die there's two names
54:05next thing you know she's shoved in her coffin and the thing's gone
54:13it was very frustrating can i say something i've hung we've hung around quite a lot and you've been
54:22really nervous about being murdered murdered yeah so i personally don't think it's you who do you think
54:30it is all right this hurts but i i was worried about tom only because i was when i started this
54:39i thought who would i think would i'll be honest this is probably gonna backfire but i thought you
54:45you and paloma are the two people if i was in control of this thing and that's the only reason i
54:51think is you that i've had no other proof like you nico's come up a lot and i don't believe what's been
54:58put in front of me thank you um i feel like the evidence which i've given makes it quite clear that
55:05it's not me i i personally believe that the decision is up to you and i respect that but if you if you do
55:11not think it's me do not vote for me because you could be killed next players the time for talk is now
55:20over oh hell oh god please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor
55:33this is awful
55:51are your names locked in yeah yeah thank you ruth we'll start with you who do you believe is a
55:59traitor and why i voted for kate i just found that your behavior changed and became slightly more
56:08animated anytime traitor talk came about
56:13i'm just going by how you were reacting alan i'm going for nico um i've got to go for my friend who
56:32i lost today
56:36mark i'm sorry to make about i'm going for you
56:39um just inconsistencies and behavior and over compensation enemy yeah nico i've gone for tom
56:48daily the uk's golden boy might have a good traitor streak about him you could have definitely pulled
56:55off the whole master plan of setting me up so a vote count two for kate one for nico one for tamika
57:06and one for tom kate who do you believe is a traitor and why i'm gonna go for tamika
57:16because i was very convinced by nico that it wasn't nico
57:21joe marlow didn't have a lot to go on so i went with my gut
57:25nico lucy i kept scribbling names out and nico i've wrote your name down this is awful it's awful
57:40kat um i vote for you kate i just felt like in the mission today more sort of loudness could have been
57:49an overcompensation so a vote count three for kate three for nico two for tamika one for tom
58:03i'm very nervous the reality that i might be gone at the first round table is starting to set in
58:09my biggest fear i could be out the game they've got it so wrong this could go anyway steven who do
58:23you believe is a traitor and why
58:34murdered paloma fate rises from her coffin to join me on the celebrity traitors uncloaked starting right
58:39now on bbc2 paloma finds out who the traitors are for the first time plus traitor linda is on the show
58:45and faithful frankie is back switch over now and the celebrity traitors back on wednesday at nine for
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