Frankie Quinones: Damn That's Crazy Official Trailer on Hulu

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Frankie Quiñones hits the stage with a hilarious set about love, addiction, and the politics of the family carne asada. Stream Damn That’s Crazy starting October 10 on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+.

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00:00I grew up around different types of people, mostly Mexicans.

00:04My mom's on the projects, bro.

00:05She didn't have nothing.

00:06So she started getting jealous, bro,

00:07of the life that her and my dad were providing me.

00:09She's like, oh, so you got a little white friend

00:11down the street, huh?

00:13And you got your little roller blades?

00:14Wow.

00:15I go, yeah, like, you and dad bought them for me.

00:19Sometimes when I'm depressed, I'll go to brunch

00:21just to hear that healthy white woman laugh, man.

00:25Bills are paid.

00:26So I was at the bar, and I was talking to this girl.

00:30But she goes, hey, Frankie, like, after the bar closes,

00:33let's go kick it after.

00:34I said, all right, I'm down.

00:36She goes, let's stop at 7-Elevens.

00:37And I said, I have condoms.

00:39She said, no, fool, it's not that.

00:40She goes, I'm hungry.

00:41And we went, bro.

00:42She had the little key chain.

00:43Like, she was a member of 7-Elevens.

00:47I went through my little wannabe cholo stage myself,

00:49and I got jumped in a bathroom, you know?

00:50I got 12 staples in my head.

00:52I was immediately like, you know what?

00:53I think I'm going to be an artist.

00:55I dated a zookeeper one time, so I'm trying to put it down.

00:58And she started quizzing me on animal sounds.

01:00She'd be like, I'm like, I don't know.

01:02Is that a red robin?

01:04And then she was like, I'm like, is that a donkey?

01:07She goes, no, that's me, silly.

01:09I was like, damn, that's crazy.

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