I'm supposed to make some kind of version of this song eventually but can't complete that version with certain special verses tell my current legal battles get resolved in a manner that doesn't completely bar me from buying a new 12 gauge, or hopefully the issue could dissipate completely if the good version of Marty gets this message or the special verses I was told I would make may never come to be. There is some heavy-duty time stuff going where computer wizards could be trying to trap Marty by using more primitive time devices to mess with me in order to draw Marty out. Or the evil time travelers could be Warheads a type of time mercenary who steal valuable items from people in time making them time criminals. 100% the people fucking with me stole all my shotgun ammo before the night Duke Nukem guy ran at me wearing all black and body armor knowing I wasn't strapped properly for a night invasion like that because they stole my shot gun ammo, that proves the people messing with me are crooks. A cop jacked my actual shotgun from my locked car when I was trying to report all my guns that went missing when the army of time crooks were chasing me through the woods wearing body armor and I had body armor on to. I even saw a tone of red lighting late at night after I got out of jail for trying to report my missing guns and having the cop show up steal gun out of my locked car when I was in a desperate situation like that and a actual army of hit men were trying to kill me whether or not they have anything to do with time. What's even more sketchy is when I got my car out of the tow yard they guy only had my set of car keys that the gang of time crooks terrorizing me stole prior and the set of my car keys the cop actually took off my person was never returned to me. So, when I saw the red lightning, I saw what looked like maybe a flying car hovering in the air at some point spewing bolts of red lighting then zipping between different points where the red lightning was going off. What I saw may have been a time war. I filmed some of it but only captured a red ball lighting because my camera couldn't capture the actual bolts. When I put the film into my computer the red ball lightning was time whipped from the video. I watched on my phone multiple times before that part got time whipped. I pray Trump makes carrying guns legal, so I don't get fucked by the pigs for having them in my car after being chased though the woods all night by an army possibly cyborgs who could hone in on my phone even when the battery was removes and hack my phone to the point where calling the cops doesn't work and you only talk to one of their cyborg minions so the actual cops never got the call. One possibility where I could end up making the right version of this song where Jesse James Loads a 12 gauge is if the charges all together disappear because the cops or whoever figure out, they were screwing me over on for the benefit of time criminals or evil cyborg.
00:45They hit for the woods and jump through the walls
00:48They knowin' that I know how to fight
00:50I beat the crap out of an Indian with a knife
00:53When I was a kid I killed a spear with my bare hands
00:57When I was a sperm
00:59When they said, hey man can you shoot
01:01I said, watch these balls fly straight
01:03They go, hey man, man can't shoot
01:06Then the balls bounce around
01:08Ping, ping
01:10And hit everything I aimed
01:13My name is Thor and I fuck all the whores
01:29My bolts of lightning can kill entire hordes
01:33When I plop my balls on the table
01:36This shit breaks through the floor
01:38When I get a hangover
01:40I drink up the entire label
01:44My name is Buffalo Bill
01:51Don't tell me I don't know how to kill
02:09Everything that's in my sights
02:10I can shoot it down with my rifle sights
02:12When you fuck around, you get heat
02:13When you fuck with me, I don't repeat
02:14Don't make me repeat the same thing twice
02:16Bitch, I'm not gonna play real nice
02:18When I come to town, all the bastards run for this
02:19I don't know how to kill
02:20My name is Buffalo Bill
02:21Don't tell me I don't know how to kill
02:22My name is Buffalo Bill
02:23Don't tell me I don't know how to kill
02:24My height is the only way to kill
02:25I don't know how to kill
02:26My little bulls
02:38I can't get my fish
02:39I can't get the whole bulls
02:41When you fuck with me, I don't repeat
02:43Don't make me repeat the same thing twice
02:44Bitch, I'm not gonna play real nice
02:46When I come to town, all the bastards run for the hills
02:48They put them cowboots on running
02:50and my greasy mustache too. I do a little greasy dance and I put my boot in the punk ass bitch's ass.
02:58They call me Billy the Kid and I don't pay my bills. When the judge said, hey man, how much time can you do? I said, I'll do the time I don't pay you shit, son.
03:26They call me Billy the Kid and I don't play for reals. My dick is a big ass soccer baller with fucking giant ass ankle dinosaurs.
03:56They call me old D-Rex. It's a dinosaur. You don't mess with the best. I'm the best goddamn dinosaur that ever was.
04:11I bite a dinosaur's face off. That motherfucker don't play with me. He knows that. I got a million teeth.
04:18And when my little stupid arms come to town, they're bigger than you, son. So don't be clowning.
04:23When my little ass dinosaur arms are smashed through your entire fucking car.
04:28Now he's laughing with my big ass legs. Bitch, you can't run. You can't get away.
04:33No other fucking dinosaurs. They want to play.
04:36Well, you know that little chicken wing and the big ass triacerox.
04:41Ceratops feathers. Flap them off your seat.
04:43You call me OG and Kong. My monkey dong. Donkey Kong game is unheard.
05:09When I don't play the same. They don't know what's a fucking game.
05:13I just laugh with my Donkey Kong hands. Smack them around.
05:17And get real stupid hands. I got them stupid hands, son.
05:21You ain't seen me when it ain't fun. I'll smack a bitch through a pool table.
05:26They call me Colonel Cluster.
05:43I don't fuck with no Street Mustard.
05:53They call me Colonel Cluster. I ain't fuck with no Street Mustard.
05:57Street Mustard, prison Mustard, it's all the same.
06:00It all tastes like shit to me. It's all really like mustard is just piss and poop.
06:05That's why I don't fuck with that glue.
06:07I don't put that shit on my dog.
06:10My name runs with mustard. I don't fuck around with that shit, son.
06:14My name is Colonel Cluster.
06:16In your ass, I'll make my mustard.
06:18Street Mustard, prison Mustard, it's all the same.
06:20It all, sometimes it's only gay.
06:22One kind of mustard is only gay.
06:25The other kind, you can do it anyway.
06:27Street Mustard, prison Mustard, it's all piss and shit.
06:30Shit out of man's ass or maybe by a bitch.
06:32It ain't cool to eat Street Mustard.
06:38It ain't cool when you Colonel Cluster.
06:52They call me Jesse James.
06:55My rhymes ain't the same, but I don't complain.
06:57I got a bullet for my shotgun.
07:00I load up my 12 gauge.
07:02They call me Jesse James.
07:04I load my 12 games.
07:05Not anymore, cause the time pigs stole my shit.
07:08But I ain't playing.
07:10I ain't fronting.
07:11It's all the same.
07:12They call me Captain Hook.
07:25They call me Captain Hook.
07:29They call me Captain Hook.
07:44But my dick is cooking as fuck.
07:46When I chase around with that little Peter Pan boy.
07:49That bitch knows I ain't playing nice.
07:51That little boy with that little boy with the Peter Pan sword tipping my ass with the butter knife.
07:56I'm a grown ass man, but hey, I'm a fucking hand attack.
08:00I'm missing one foot and one hand cause that little brat.
08:03I don't play no fucking games.
08:06My fucking doll got a, my name in his.
08:11I ain't fucking around with no fair magic.
08:15Cause I'm all cracked out and drinking like a spastic.
08:19When you see my greasy pro, that's when you know it's time to go.
08:42They call me Elmer Fudd.
08:44And I'll shoot that bitch rabbit with my motherfucking gun.
08:46When I see a rabbit, I'm hunting for rabbits.
08:49Back in the day, I used to be black.
08:51But hey, that's when I used to smoke crack.
08:54Our cartoons back then were racist.
08:57I think it's cool.
08:58It's funny and it's, it's places.
09:00It's what the fuck am I have to say?
09:16They call me Robin Hood.
09:31They call me Robin Hood.
09:33The rich know I'm up to no good.
09:35The poor people think it's kind of funny.
09:38Even though I don't give them none of the money.
09:40But hey, you know that's how it goes.
09:43They didn't do shit and they know how it goes.
09:45So they don't give me shit and I got that man's money.
09:48They know I'm going to give it to a whore named Andy.
09:52That's why I don't share them with any of my money.
09:56I just take that money and go have fun, fun, funny.
09:59I think it's really funny when I steal from the rich because they look like a bitch.
10:05All them big old poofy fro curls on them dresses.
10:09What the hell are they doing?
10:12That ain't how a man should be dressing.
10:14They call me Blackbeard.
10:33I'm the meanest dare pirate you ever heard.
10:35I'm always drunken shooting people up.
10:38I got a dance all over my...
10:40I ain't got no time for your funny money.
10:43I just steal all of your money.
10:46When those motherfuckers see my boat coming,
10:48they jump into the sea and start running.
10:50Running, running, running like a Jesus lizard.
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