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00:00:00Thank you all
00:00:30Thank you all
00:01:00Thank you all
00:01:30Thank you all
00:01:59Good you know
00:02:01Come, come, eat
00:02:05Eats
00:02:06Be careful not to choke yourself at least
00:02:09But what am I tied up with wire as if there was an earthquake?
00:02:17Thank you all
00:02:19Thank you all
00:02:21Broken bastard
00:02:25You saved yourself this time too, but I'm screaming at you, I'm...
00:02:29Justin!
00:02:31Commands?
00:02:33Oh no, nice, the fact that it's not a good service is not a reason why you should break it all.
00:02:38But I didn't break it all, sorry, it's just the cups.
00:02:41Well done, migrulla
00:02:42Not even the Eternal Father missed him for a single day, did you know that?
00:02:46Every work wants its own principle
00:02:47Today you break the cup and tomorrow you break the whole set, right?
00:02:52What do you want from me?
00:02:54And you? What are you waiting for to take that filthy creature out to pee? His bladder will burst?
00:02:59What did I come here to do?
00:03:00Moving the air is the only thing that does good
00:03:03As a subordinate, aside from breaking the cups, did you find time to shine my shoes?
00:03:08I'm there
00:03:08Oh
00:03:09Why did you want to break the service?
00:03:12Oh no, I didn't want it, I swear
00:03:13Ah, this idiot, he does nothing but swear, I can't stand him myself
00:03:18I just want to break a cup, I mean no
00:03:20Ah, you see you wanted to break something
00:03:22Aside from the boxes, right?
00:03:32Cursed!
00:03:33What's happening to him?
00:03:34It happens that that bastard of your darling mistook my shoes for a urinal
00:03:38And that's nice, so you learn to take it easy.
00:03:41This is why Renzo and Laura didn't call
00:03:44Hello, Teresa!
00:03:46HI!
00:03:47Mom, dad!
00:03:50Oh, what are you crying about? Isn't the nanny your mother, anyway?
00:03:56Then you go away
00:03:57I?
00:04:00But you can't even look anymore now, but why?
00:04:03Because you are old and I am embarrassed
00:04:05If you don't leave, there's a style that makes the whole establishment rotate
00:04:07Come on
00:04:09And you act in the course balls
00:04:14All right
00:04:15And I'm leaving
00:04:16It's the first time this stuff is banned for adults
00:04:19What if I snitch?
00:04:21Mr. Sandro!
00:04:22Eh, could it be the voice of conscience?
00:04:24Soon I
00:04:25Damn, right now, what does she want?
00:04:28You understand the kid, if he already installed it
00:04:30The Wild One
00:04:32Now sloge, it's canvas
00:04:33Yes, yes, that's fine
00:04:35After, after
00:04:36Have you seen Sandrino?
00:04:37I'm almost as tanned as you are
00:04:39But you look
00:04:41My stuff gone
00:04:42As if I were dead
00:04:43What is this?
00:04:48Lost Females
00:04:49Infernal Women
00:04:50Sex at night
00:04:51Good readings
00:04:53I already told you
00:04:54Which I'll take back afterwards
00:04:56I don't even turn around and you
00:04:58Who gave you permission?
00:05:00You're already senile
00:05:01You even start smoking
00:05:02Put them back there
00:05:03Seize them
00:05:04He just ran out
00:05:05Give them back
00:05:06Be good
00:05:07Be good, you'll hurt yourself
00:05:08Hey, you got hurt
00:05:10He's handsome
00:05:11My beats
00:05:12Eats
00:05:13Eat your porridge
00:05:14Good
00:05:15How good is baby food?
00:05:17Here you are
00:05:18Doctor, do you smoke?
00:05:20Go do it
00:05:20Pass me the wine
00:05:23But in what way?
00:05:25You do it on purpose, huh?
00:05:27To ruin everything for him
00:05:28Poor little creature
00:05:30Let's hope
00:05:30Eats
00:05:31Here, you see, one more eater
00:05:33Finchi
00:05:33Take care of him
00:05:34If he does it from Belnovo
00:05:36He is sent back to eat in the kitchen
00:05:38We don't think about it anymore
00:05:39You will also see this
00:05:40Colonel Giustino Bellotto
00:05:42With practice at the exam
00:05:44Of the competent ministry
00:05:45For placement and rest
00:05:46With the rank of general
00:05:47He goes to eat in the kitchen
00:05:48He goes to eat in the kitchen
00:05:48In his house
00:05:49Ogre dog
00:05:50In my house
00:05:52That this one will starch it
00:05:54And he does what he wants with it.
00:05:55Hi mom
00:05:58A run
00:05:58Yes, yes
00:06:00Hello Belandrone
00:06:01Laura will accompany you
00:06:03Without me she feels lost
00:06:04Call me when you arrive
00:06:10Otherwise I'll be worried, you know?
00:06:12Yes, you'll see
00:06:13A week goes by quickly
00:06:15And what do I do without my little one?
00:06:18Me without my little fat girl
00:06:20Little pig
00:06:26What do you want me to do?
00:06:38Look, even if something of yours remains
00:06:39It doesn't bother me at all
00:06:40It bothers me
00:06:43The gravy train is over, huh?
00:06:54Eh
00:06:54And I even have to hold her tail
00:06:57But what do you want me to talk about with an old woman?
00:07:01But how old is he?
00:07:0324, 25
00:07:04Maybe even 26
00:07:06Really
00:07:07Oh look
00:07:18Pretty
00:07:20Hi Sandro
00:07:32HI
00:07:33We need Mrs. Lino, the lifeguard
00:07:34Very cried
00:07:35Come in
00:07:36And if he doesn't do what?
00:07:38No, no, thanks
00:07:38Can I help?
00:07:41Thank you
00:07:42Do you even think about it at your leisure?
00:07:43I'm in no hurry
00:07:44Oh
00:07:45Riccola
00:07:46Ready for the number mister muscle
00:07:49Every morning the same music
00:07:51There's a drum roll missing there
00:07:52Ah, polished with wax
00:07:53Flat as a truck tire
00:07:55And now it goes to assume its natural position
00:08:10Why?
00:08:10What does he do?
00:08:11In the case of the case, he always has his feet where the good people have their brains.
00:08:14Oh, no, sorry
00:08:15See you tonight?
00:08:18What an asshole
00:08:26But he's good
00:08:28But bullshit
00:08:29Music
00:08:29Are you on your toes?
00:08:30Yes, yes.
00:08:39I'm sauer.
00:08:41Excuse me, is that allowed?
00:08:46The hassle, the hassle too, because here anyway...
00:08:51Thank you. Are you and Mr. Mia a bottle bar?
00:08:55No, I'm a bottle boy, I'm on duty.
00:08:58The history teacher, studying ancient history, discovered his daughter's pyramid and projectile.
00:09:04The literature professor, studying geography, left his balls in Africa and his dick in Pincarino.
00:09:10The professor...
00:09:11What are you reading?
00:09:12And nothing, I was reviewing the history a bit.
00:09:14Bravo.
00:09:16What a pain in the ass this is, my goodness.
00:09:20Look, daughter, tomorrow you'll need a crane to get you out of bed.
00:09:23All right sir, goodnight, I hate them so much.
00:09:28Democracy, or rather, democracy as much as you want.
00:09:30But if I had two heads that could look at you even in the toilet, that's an exaggeration, that's all.
00:09:36He leaves Sandrino and Renzo.
00:09:38But what is it, the radar?
00:09:41Ciccino.
00:09:43Well, yes, in short.
00:09:46Yes a lot.
00:09:48How did the trip go?
00:09:49Well, yes, Ciccino.
00:09:55But what are you saying?
00:09:58Piglet.
00:10:01It's how you want it to be.
00:10:02He's sad, he misses you.
00:10:05And how is he?
00:10:07Who is so mean to leave Ciccina alone for so long?
00:10:10Write him down and beat him too.
00:10:12But not that strong.
00:10:14The scalzone.
00:10:20And yes, I say hello to her.
00:10:22And you greet him.
00:10:26Will you call me tomorrow evening?
00:10:28Yes, I greet you.
00:10:41And I say goodbye to her.
00:10:48And I say goodbye to her.
00:10:49Thank you all.
00:11:19Thank you.
00:11:40Please.
00:11:43Hey, Sandro.
00:11:46Oh, did you see that one?
00:11:47Oh, wonderful.
00:11:49Hi, Sandro.
00:11:50HI.
00:11:50Let's go.
00:11:51You come?
00:11:51I cannot.
00:11:52Why?
00:11:53But where did you get it?
00:11:54I have the good one down there.
00:11:55Oh, come on, that's my sister-in-law.
00:11:56At that time.
00:11:57Oh, okay, we'll take it with us, we can't.
00:11:59This is how we stay together.
00:12:01And I'd like to see if it were your sister-in-law, if she would take her.
00:12:03Damn, if she were his sister-in-law he would take her, like me, sorry.
00:12:06Safe.
00:12:07Oh, that thing is this dinner.
00:12:08Bye bye.
00:12:09Hi, Sandro.
00:12:09HI.
00:12:10Aren't you coming with us to Nettuno?
00:12:13I cannot.
00:12:15That one has arrived, you're not coming with us anymore, are you?
00:12:18And what can I do?
00:12:21Okay, bye then.
00:12:23HI.
00:12:24HI.
00:12:25HI.
00:12:26Cute, who's your little girl?
00:12:33Who?
00:12:35Come on, you understood perfectly.
00:12:38That?
00:12:39No, she's from Milan who was sent back to Science and History in October.
00:12:44So I'll help her get ready.
00:12:45A hand, huh?
00:12:47Do whatever you're doing too.
00:12:49Come on, he's not expecting us.
00:13:01And don't push, you idiot.
00:13:03And you walk, you gami.
00:13:08Your shoulders.
00:13:10Your body is a joke.
00:13:12The body is burlio, they have just begun.
00:13:15Love.
00:13:16Your arms of steel.
00:13:18Yes.
00:13:19I want to kiss your Turkish breast.
00:13:20Your Turkish breast, I want to kiss it.
00:13:23Well, it's the same thing, right?
00:13:24You drive me crazy, you drive me crazy.
00:13:27You drive me crazy.
00:13:28It will be an unforgettable night.
00:13:29It will be an unforgettable night.
00:13:31You will be yes.
00:13:33Get ready, the tupilla is coming.
00:13:35Your tupilla, but I want to kiss it all over, I want to eat it.
00:13:38Even cats want to eat tupilla.
00:13:40Here are these cats.
00:13:42But there are cats.
00:13:43But there are cats.
00:13:48And what has love for cats done to you?
00:13:53Oh my god, I slipped in the bathtub last night.
00:13:56And he had nails.
00:13:57But don't be funny, you're always joking.
00:13:59I was rehearsing for Tarzan against Mandrake when I slipped.
00:14:03In the bathtub?
00:14:04Hand.
00:14:04Andrino, were Romulus and Remus, of seven letters.
00:14:08Romulus and Remus, one, two, three, four...
00:14:11Eh, assholes!
00:14:13Sorry, sir, if I disturbed you.
00:14:15You could be a little more polite, though.
00:14:18Excuse me, miss, are you chewing gum?
00:14:20Thank you, very kind.
00:14:21He saw the intellectual!
00:14:26What assholes!
00:14:28But you, you only know that word.
00:14:30But you, you only know how to say that word.
00:14:34Look at him, all muscle, you can take on those kids, this Attila of the case.
00:14:42Caput Castello, it's time to have everything broken.
00:14:46But they broke my balls.
00:14:48Oh, but the mortello.
00:14:50But then you're weird.
00:14:52But I believe that explains the doigt.
00:14:53But I'm Italian.
00:14:55Ah, but if you understand, then now I have to explain something to you.
00:14:59You're small and he's a mountain, you see?
00:15:01Do you remember David Goliath in the Bible?
00:15:03No, I don't know those.
00:15:05But what does it matter?
00:15:06Do you know the Quiriglia in Indochina?
00:15:09I know that one.
00:15:11I said, when are you coming?
00:15:14Yes, I closed the door, but I can't scream anyway, otherwise they'll hear me.
00:15:21Chubby and flaccid.
00:15:24Ugh, I said I'm limp.
00:15:28If you hear nothing, this radio is old, you need to buy another one.
00:15:33Commands, what do you want?
00:15:45Dad, can you give me some money?
00:15:47But you go out every night.
00:15:49At least in the evening I'll be able to spend some time with my friends.
00:15:52All day long by the umbrella to stand guard over the treasure.
00:15:55About you, this money yes or no?
00:16:05Well yes.
00:16:08And how, only 200?
00:16:09Why have the rates increased?
00:16:11When I was your age, I presented the bill.
00:16:14Man is not made of wood, say 50.
00:16:19Boo?
00:16:19This boy seems a bit daft to me.
00:16:23Will it go, ladies?
00:16:24It's about time, isn't it?
00:16:25Oh what do you have, ancibischero.
00:16:27He's still a child.
00:16:28Baby, baby.
00:16:29At his age I was already a grandfather.
00:16:31Illegitimate, but grandfather.
00:16:32But that's a lot of what we don't get, I know.
00:16:34Hi, Sandro.
00:16:36HI.
00:16:36HI.
00:16:37We're going.
00:16:39Come on, come take a stroll with us.
00:16:41Let's go get some ice cream, shall we?
00:16:43With cream, huh?
00:16:45I cannot.
00:16:46What a drag.
00:16:46Why don't you go?
00:16:50I don't want to stay here forever, do I?
00:16:52But...
00:16:53But go, go with your friends.
00:16:55But then you?
00:16:56Me what?
00:16:57There is no need for you to guard the treasure.
00:17:00I can look after the treasure myself.
00:17:02Go ahead and have fun in peace, no need to pay compliments.
00:17:06Then I'm going.
00:17:07But are you still here?
00:17:10Good morning.
00:17:11Until we meet again.
00:17:11Yes, you see.
00:17:11Yes, you see.
00:17:11Ciccino.
00:17:17Ciccino.
00:17:18Ciccino.
00:17:22Ciccino, a week has been long.
00:17:25Do you hear the trumpets?
00:17:27Yes.
00:17:27Now I'm going to have the radio put in there too.
00:17:33Stop everyone.
00:17:33Good, good, good.
00:17:35Do as the English do, all line up, civilized, and then there will be hugs and kisses for everyone.
00:17:38Like inspirations are on my big head.
00:17:41I want to be anxious, as long as I don't get a kick in the ass too.
00:17:45You come.
00:17:47You have no sense of humor, this boy.
00:17:49How is it going?
00:17:50I'm here.
00:17:51We're done with the cabin.
00:17:53They won't let us into the casino.
00:17:54But do you smoke it?
00:17:55What the hell are we doing?
00:17:57We need to find something else.
00:17:59If I find the key, there's Lady Shatterley's lover in my dad's bookcase.
00:18:04I beg you, like this.
00:18:05So we set up a sawmill and when we grow up we become carpenters.
00:18:09Damn!
00:18:10It's better than the book.
00:18:11That?
00:18:12That?
00:18:13Huh?
00:18:13Huh?
00:18:13But what are you two looking at?
00:18:31Come on, let's go.
00:18:32Where?
00:18:33To get a bag of cats?
00:18:35Torco, I'll kick your ass.
00:18:36You throw the cats to your sister, okay?
00:18:38I hear you.
00:18:38Yes, yes, for me.
00:18:39So much for a bunch of sisters.
00:18:43Look, look at those two, I'd throw myself in between them.
00:18:45Where are you throwing yourself?
00:18:46I like threesomes.
00:18:47Come on, let's go to the homeless woman.
00:18:49Ah, it's starting to get worse, it hurts.
00:18:55Why are you looking at me like that, do I seem strange to you?
00:18:57It's me who didn't believe in that miracle ointment.
00:19:00Imagine that I told Saint Anthony, Saint Anthony is mine, anything, as long as you make me drop it.
00:19:04It is you that I have to thank instead.
00:19:07Thank you.
00:19:07Thank you.
00:19:08And to you too.
00:19:12HI.
00:19:15What the hell kind of ointment did you give him?
00:19:17But what the hell do I know, it was a fresh tooth.
00:19:20But what yesterday.
00:19:20A little more.
00:19:21The beautiful Irene was sitting on the balcony, touching her row of buttons.
00:19:28He who was enjoying himself like a rag in the garden.
00:19:31But what are those two up to?
00:19:39Boo?
00:19:41No, no, Ren.
00:19:42And instead?
00:19:44They're arguing.
00:19:45No, they're not fighting.
00:20:02Laura, laugh.
00:20:04Hey, these guys are fucking.
00:20:19Come back soon, so I can't handle being alone, cutie.
00:20:22I'm wrapping up the meatloaf.
00:20:24Who knows what dirty things you eat when you're alone.
00:20:26Mom, let's not start with the parcels and little packages, because then you'll end up with the cats and that's a shame.
00:20:33Cover the car, otherwise you'll catch cold.
00:20:35Yes, yes.
00:20:36HI.
00:20:37Hi, go slowly.
00:20:39Look as you wish.
00:21:05Here's the number.
00:21:25You are wonderful.
00:21:30Exceptional.
00:21:35You are very strong.
00:21:53Help me!
00:21:56Help!
00:21:57Help!
00:21:58Feel that lace!
00:21:59You don't have any sand!
00:22:01You're burying yourself in the dirt!
00:22:02Take me to wash!
00:22:03Take me to wash!
00:22:04And what if I get that lard!
00:22:06Other than that he didn't get one.
00:22:07This is a church of abundance.
00:22:08Can you feel that lace!
00:22:10Here, he has finally found his natural element.
00:22:13The shit!
00:22:14He found his mommy!
00:22:16Go away!
00:22:17You poor thing for me!
00:22:18The water!
00:22:19Go, I'm jumping into the water!
00:22:20We didn't know it, but I'd like to stay and come.
00:22:22Go go!
00:22:23There's a little one, so much you afloat!
00:22:28Were you looking for this?
00:22:30Thank you.
00:22:30Thank you.
00:22:34It's better this way.
00:22:37Thank you.
00:22:45Thank you.
00:22:46Sandro, please, untie me?
00:23:07Sandro!
00:23:08Will you rub it on my back?
00:23:15See, you can be cute too?
00:23:32Sandro, can you help me?
00:23:47What to do?
00:23:49I should shorten this dress.
00:23:51It's still cute.
00:23:52I feel sorry to throw it away.
00:23:54And what do I have to do with it?
00:23:56I have to redo the hem.
00:23:57And I can't do it alone.
00:23:59Boo?
00:23:59Keep the pin.
00:24:08As?
00:24:08No, that's too long.
00:24:10I don't have to make myself a nun's habit.
00:24:14As?
00:24:16No, almost, I would almost make it shorter.
00:24:18I only have to use it at the beach anyway.
00:24:21As?
00:24:22Well, no, that's too short.
00:24:25Sorry, Sandro, I don't understand.
00:24:26Did you know we're the same height?
00:24:30You could...
00:24:32Come on, hurry up.
00:24:34Without high heels I couldn't really see clearly.
00:24:38Did you know you have beautiful legs?
00:24:40Ugh.
00:24:41Don't make that face, you look great.
00:24:42Look, if you don't stop I'll tie it, okay?
00:24:44I'm going to get a needle and thread and I'll be right back, miss.
00:24:47Ugh.
00:24:47Oh, God, God.
00:25:16What a disgrace.
00:25:18A queer son.
00:25:21And it had to happen to me.
00:25:24Brr, it's cold.
00:25:25Turn around, I have to change my swimsuit.
00:25:28I go out?
00:25:29No, I'll do it right away.
00:25:30Sandro, you know you're really good?
00:25:51Is that okay?
00:25:52Other than that, it's fine.
00:25:57Now rinse me off, please.
00:26:04Sandrino, where are you pouring it?
00:26:06Sorry, I was a little...
00:26:07Is it possible?
00:26:11One moment, Dad, I'm almost done.
00:26:13Don't worry, take your time, I'm not in a rush.
00:26:18Well done, well done.
00:26:20I'm happy.
00:26:22You have a future as Quauffeur Pourdain.
00:26:25Compliments.
00:26:27Congratulations.
00:26:28But dad...
00:26:28Thank you, Sandrino, you're a treasure.
00:26:32Nothing.
00:26:34What do you say, can they see each other?
00:26:36What?
00:26:36The hairs.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41The only ones left, however, are there.
00:26:44Listen here.
00:26:47I have to wax, otherwise who's going to care, Renzo?
00:26:51You swore.
00:26:53Look here, it must be at least three kilometers.
00:26:55Boom!
00:26:55But who is he afraid of?
00:26:59The sea is calm.
00:27:00And who's afraid?
00:27:01Damn.
00:27:03Enough now, come on, let's go back.
00:27:05No, you come and sit in my place now.
00:27:14I can't row very well.
00:27:15And who says you have to row?
00:27:17Turn away.
00:27:18Why?
00:27:19I want to sunbathe.
00:27:21What are you doing?
00:27:23Renzo wants me to get a full-body tan.
00:27:25Are you turning around or not?
00:27:27But couldn't you have come alone, then?
00:27:30Then people gossip.
00:27:31And what if they had seen me leave alone, you know, the crowd of skates that would have followed me?
00:27:36All those idiots would have taken it for an invitation.
00:27:38You're still a kid and you can't understand these things.
00:27:41Sandro?
00:27:41Huh?
00:27:42Don't turn around, okay?
00:27:44Ugh, but no, no.
00:27:45But what do I care about turning around?
00:27:48Good, I know you're a good boy.
00:27:51Ah, what silence.
00:27:52What peace.
00:27:53What the hell, peace.
00:27:56The little girl comes from the countryside and insults the sun's rays with her bundle of grass.
00:28:01And he holds a bouquet in his hand.
00:28:02Of roses and violets, which are usually prepared to adorn it, I look at the hands of the celebrant.
00:28:16And what if he tells Rizzo?
00:28:25That's a threat, huh?
00:28:27The little lady comes from the countryside and insults the sun's rays.
00:28:31Sandrino, do you know I fell asleep?
00:28:38Sandrino, you're sparing me.
00:28:40Sandrino, untie me.
00:28:42Sandrino, what do you say?
00:28:43Do they see each other?
00:28:44Sandrino, rinse me.
00:28:46Sandrino, fuck me.
00:28:47Sandrino, fuck me.
00:29:17No, no, no, no, no.
00:29:47No, no, no, no, no.
00:30:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:31:17Oh, peaks
00:31:20Little creature
00:31:22Oh, what a loss aside
00:31:26Assassin
00:31:29Come on, stop it.
00:31:30Go fuck yourself
00:31:32Okay, later, but now finish it
00:31:33I told you I'm sorry
00:31:35If I had known
00:31:36Known what?
00:31:37That it was a serious thing
00:31:39You never tell me anything
00:31:40But what are you talking about?
00:31:41Of the Milanese
00:31:41Makes you dance, huh?
00:31:43I know myself, I've been through these tricks.
00:31:45I could advise you, give you a hand
00:31:46No, the one in Milan has nothing to do with it.
00:31:48No?
00:31:49No, that's a little girl
00:31:51Ah, it's not about a little girl
00:31:52This is an older one
00:31:54Is she married?
00:31:57Well, yes.
00:31:58You got it, he
00:31:59How come blood is thicker than water and you're already thicker than water?
00:32:02But
00:32:02Wait a minute, we have to let them die
00:32:04What does she do, what does she say, is she there?
00:32:06You have to tell me everything, come, come
00:32:07Judas pig, if you only knew how many husbands I've made grow in height
00:32:10I'll give you an evening course, you're in a month, you're not already there
00:32:13Now you're not a husband too
00:32:15You're supposed to be on their side, right?
00:32:16Who cares, it's not about my wife, right?
00:32:18How far have you come?
00:32:20Well, before you came along Laura, this
00:32:22This?
00:32:24This lady took me on a boat
00:32:26Then to the arch
00:32:28Alone
00:32:29Did you understand this little slut?
00:32:32But it's not that he's gotten too big for his boots.
00:32:34And she doesn't even think about it?
00:32:36But go away, that's a whore, let her serve you
00:32:38I'm out, do you have a cigarette?
00:32:42No
00:32:42And then an artist, the whole history of the boat
00:32:45Don't turn around, I fell asleep, you didn't turn over, did you?
00:32:48A refined, an expert
00:32:50She likes to grill the kid
00:32:53And cook it slowly, the slut
00:32:55And no cigarettes
00:32:56Of course, it's logical that the poor wretch had a crush on me.
00:33:00There isn't any here
00:33:01Are you sure?
00:33:02Look what I have to smoke
00:33:06It's clear that one day or another she'll screw him.
00:33:11But first she likes to have fun
00:33:13Do you believe?
00:33:14Eh
00:33:14Try to find out who he is
00:33:17Watch them
00:33:19When I get back I'd like to take a look at this one.
00:33:23But in my opinion it doesn't exist
00:33:25Come here, these things, these speeches
00:33:28But...
00:33:28You give it to everyone
00:33:30And I say
00:33:31The whore
00:33:35Yes, I like to get fucked
00:33:37Ah, how I like it
00:33:39Yes, yes
00:33:40And who do you give to?
00:33:41To everyone, as long as they touch me
00:33:42I'll give it to you right away, right away
00:33:44Where, where?
00:33:45Everywhere
00:33:46In the cabin, on the street
00:33:47That big guy who does gymnastics
00:33:49Oh yeah, God, good
00:33:51What a big slut
00:33:52The lifeguard, he also said
00:33:54Yes, yes, him too
00:33:55In the cabin, he came in and took me
00:33:57Good girl, oh my god, oh my god, bitch
00:33:59Oh my God, oh my God
00:34:01Hi, you fell out of bed this morning
00:34:05Oh, what is it, stomach ache that you don't talk about?
00:34:07Not with you, but I want to give you some advice.
00:34:09Don't let my brother see you around
00:34:11That's a guy who hits hard when he feels like it
00:34:13Let's avoid trouble
00:34:14All right?
00:34:15But what have I done to your brother that he has it in for me?
00:34:17But what about your brother too?
00:34:18Lino, oh, Lino
00:34:20Oh, Lino
00:34:20Yes, it's here
00:34:21Linen
00:34:23Oh my God, oh my God
00:34:36Now I'm stabbed, Madonna
00:34:38Good morning
00:34:39Good morning
00:34:39Good morning
00:34:40Good morning
00:34:42Good morning
00:34:43Oh, but then my brother is a cuckold and happy
00:34:47Were you saying something?
00:34:49Oh, I don't have anything
00:34:50Try to find me that slacker Lino.
00:34:53I called him an hour ago to get the skate and he still hasn't shown up, he disappeared.
00:34:56But what about the skate?
00:34:58Clear
00:34:58At this point
00:35:01At this point what?
00:35:03Nothing
00:35:03Ready for the crossing?
00:35:08Departure
00:35:09Good, okay, okay
00:35:10They really suck
00:35:14Both
00:35:15I bet he even gave you a tip
00:35:18View?
00:35:20Two wretches, that's what you are.
00:35:22Actually, three perverts
00:35:23I don't see you looking very good at all.
00:35:25You're really...
00:35:26Ole
00:35:28Ogre dog my hundred lire
00:35:31Pervert and idiot
00:35:34Another week, my love
00:35:46I can take it anymore
00:35:52Now go
00:35:56Enough
00:35:57Bravo
00:36:14You could do them
00:36:18Make an apron in his size, I think, right?
00:36:22Rather than throw away money to redo the servant's trousseau so you can look at her thighs
00:36:27You know what I tell you?
00:36:28I change the servant's thighs
00:36:30Sandro, come out for a moment while I change.
00:36:51And why should I go out?
00:36:53Do like last time, right?
00:36:54I'm not even looking at you anyway
00:36:55As you like
00:36:56Sandro, what are you doing?
00:37:11Turn around
00:37:11Are you crazy?
00:37:16Whore
00:37:17How dare you?
00:37:20I'm not the only one saying it, Renzo says it too, right?
00:37:22And if he says it, he's your husband, it must be true.
00:37:25Renzo, what are you talking about, are you crazy?
00:37:26But if you do it with everyone, with that muscular pig, with the lifeguard too
00:37:30I heard that you believe yourself
00:37:32So why not with me?
00:37:33What are you, not suitable for minors?
00:37:35You heard us, my God
00:37:37Well, now you feel like laughing too
00:37:38But what do you do at night?
00:37:40Instead of sleeping, are you spying on us?
00:37:42You know it's not okay
00:37:43But what kind of spy is spy?
00:37:44Even the winds can be heard
00:37:45But what do you think?
00:37:46That I'm deaf?
00:37:50Sorry, I'm sorry
00:37:51You see, Sandro
00:37:55The things you heard are a kind of
00:37:58Of the game
00:38:00I don't know, people who are together
00:38:05Many times
00:38:06They say, they invent things like that
00:38:10Making things more interesting
00:38:16I don't know how to tell you
00:38:17Well, everyone says these things.
00:38:21You understand?
00:38:22Yes, yes
00:38:23I'm not stupid
00:38:24This day is a bit of a drag, guys.
00:38:34But if you're bored, why are you coming with us?
00:38:36Let's run
00:38:37The last payment
00:38:38Hey, wait for me!
00:38:41Wait!
00:38:43You didn't scare me
00:38:44I need to talk to you
00:38:45All right
00:38:46I have to tell you something important
00:38:48A beautiful thing?
00:38:50Whore, whore
00:38:51But what are you doing?
00:38:52You've had it out with everyone
00:38:53Even with Red
00:38:53You're a big whore
00:38:55And you are a big idiot
00:38:57You stop me to tell me these things
00:38:59I don't talk to you anymore
00:39:00But stupid
00:39:00These things are said like this
00:39:02For more fun
00:39:04But do you know what fun that is?
00:39:06If so, have fun alone.
00:39:07Everyone does it, you idiot.
00:39:10You don't know anything at all
00:39:11Sandro
00:39:18I need to talk to you
00:39:20But it's late
00:39:21Just a moment, will you?
00:39:23All right
00:39:23Sandro
00:39:29Hey
00:39:30Is it true that you can hear everything from your room?
00:39:36You'll have to change rooms
00:39:37How is it done?
00:39:39I can't tell Renzo
00:39:41We're not making love tonight
00:39:42Because Sandrino hears everything
00:39:43And don't even say those
00:39:45Nonsense as you call it
00:39:47You understand, right?
00:39:52And then
00:39:53Since I know you feel everything
00:39:57I
00:39:58I'm a little ashamed
00:40:00What can I do?
00:40:09And so
00:40:10The great philosopher Kemp was right
00:40:12Between wealth and poverty
00:40:14Wealth is preferable
00:40:15There are no jokes
00:40:16Things come to me in a rush
00:40:18They come to me there
00:40:19I'm a mine
00:40:20By the way guys
00:40:21Excuse me
00:40:21Maybe in the hearth
00:40:22I forgot the introductions
00:40:24You all know
00:40:25My wife connected it
00:40:25But what is today?
00:40:31Ah, welcome to the last one
00:40:34The latest joke
00:40:35In Mende Stupendola
00:40:35On the cuckolds
00:40:36You come a dress
00:40:37You get angry
00:40:40What did I say?
00:40:41Hand
00:40:41He always does this
00:40:42But it screams like a piece
00:40:44But
00:40:45Oh
00:40:45Oh
00:40:45Oh
00:40:46Oh
00:40:47Oh
00:40:47What a whore
00:40:49What a little ass
00:40:49How bad
00:40:52No
00:40:55On
00:40:58Little Piano
00:40:58Let's take her to sea
00:40:59Which are half bain-marie
00:41:00Damned
00:41:03You
00:41:06You want a lover
00:41:08And you
00:41:08A couple of slaps
00:41:09It's written here in the newspaper
00:41:11You know
00:41:11He says
00:41:12Excessive affection
00:41:13Of certain women
00:41:13For pets
00:41:15It hides a deep
00:41:16Sexual disorder
00:41:17Of the unconscious
00:41:18The only bad thing
00:41:19For which
00:41:19I have excessive affection
00:41:20It's you
00:41:21And if you
00:41:22Instead of reading this pornographic nonsense.
00:41:25Hedwig!
00:41:27Edvige, the panties!
00:41:33I'm looking for them.
00:41:35Curseful girls, but this is not a house, this is a mess, oh my!
00:41:40Ready?
00:41:41Hello, Sandro, it's Renzo.
00:41:43Oh, do you want Laura? I'll call her right away, she's upstairs, getting dressed.
00:41:46No, no, I don't have time, there are people waiting for me, a business dinner.
00:41:49So what should I tell you? I don't understand.
00:41:51Let her know I won't be arriving this evening, you tell her, Sandrino.
00:41:54Tell her I'm so sorry, but I couldn't call her sooner, it's been a terrible day.
00:41:59As?
00:42:00I'll call her tomorrow, I'll explain everything to her, okay, do you understand?
00:42:03But do I call her?
00:42:04No, I'm in a hurry, kiss her for me. Bye, Sandrino!
00:42:18Ugh, I got all dressed up for him.
00:42:21Do you want... do you want to come to a party where I go?
00:42:26What do you say, do they want an old lady like me?
00:42:28Come on, don't be silly. I'm going to finish getting dressed. I'll be ready in a minute.
00:42:32I'm a little ashamed.
00:42:44The first lie I've told my wife since we got married, I couldn't tell her that...
00:42:50But do you know that you have become more beautiful?
00:42:53I remember everything exactly as if it were yesterday, and yet so much time has passed.
00:42:57July 1950, what a summer!
00:43:01It's winter, November 51.
00:43:07Are you sure?
00:43:08Oh, but...
00:43:13Can you see it?
00:43:15Perhaps...
00:43:17Listen...
00:43:19But tell me a little about your wife.
00:43:22But who, Laura?
00:43:23A quiet guy.
00:43:25Yes, who believes in me as if it were the Gospel.
00:43:28Good boy, no crazy ideas in his head.
00:43:30The woman I needed, as you said.
00:43:32You took me at my word.
00:43:33So kiss!
00:43:34Ah, finally.
00:43:35I thought they were in their underwear at Mrs. Laura's.
00:43:37But listen, ignorant.
00:43:38I thought they were for women.
00:43:41What is this stuff?
00:43:42Underwear.
00:43:43Can't you just wear normal, regulation underwear, like men with balls wear?
00:43:47But dad, it's fashion, they're French.
00:43:49Fashion, fashion, it's for faggots, you understand?
00:43:51And don't call me father!
00:43:53I only have sons!
00:43:54And look what I do with your fashion!
00:44:00You can see he's got some good stuff.
00:44:02I mourn you, Laura.
00:44:14I really love you.
00:44:20But do you know how to be good?
00:44:22But I didn't say anything bad!
00:44:24Whatever you touch, you touch...
00:44:36That your lips cannot lie
00:44:40And what is this other one looking at?
00:44:47At least she put on a bra, damn it.
00:44:50It's at the party for me
00:44:51Hi, Rosi, how are you?
00:44:54So, what about you?
00:44:56Excuse me
00:44:57Hi, Sandra
00:45:00But you look at this bitch
00:45:03Are you still mad at me?
00:45:06Not bad, we're getting by, and you?
00:45:09No, I was talking about that evening
00:45:10But did you come on me like that?
00:45:13No thank you
00:45:14No, thanks to what?
00:45:16No thank you
00:45:17And I don't...
00:45:47Thank you
00:46:17Thank you
00:46:19Thank you
00:46:21Thank you
00:46:23Thank you
00:46:53Stop it, stop it, you understand?
00:46:59But what's wrong with you?
00:47:00You've been so weird all night
00:47:01Does it bother you that I sing?
00:47:03No, it bothers me that you flirt with everyone.
00:47:05That you let everyone lay hands on you
00:47:06Like a whore
00:47:07But Sandro
00:47:08Yes, just like a whore
00:47:09But don't you think about Renzo, your husband?
00:47:11If I were him, I'd slap you.
00:47:13I would take you
00:47:14What are you saying?
00:47:16Leave me alone
00:47:17Sandro
00:47:17Sandrino
00:47:22But you cry
00:47:24But who's crying?
00:47:26Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
00:47:30Sandrino
00:47:37Are you jealous?
00:47:52My God
00:47:53Dear Renzo
00:48:05I betrayed your trust
00:48:08Dear Renzo
00:48:14It happened
00:48:17Renzo
00:48:18Your wife was mine
00:48:22Well
00:48:24Almost mine
00:48:26Ready?
00:48:29Online, you can talk
00:48:30Hello, Renzo Bellocco?
00:48:37Renzo, it's me
00:48:38But who is he?
00:48:40I'm Sandro, Renzo
00:48:41Hello, I don't understand anything
00:48:42I can't speak louder
00:48:43If not, everyone will hear
00:48:44Ready
00:48:44Renzo, I have to tell you something.
00:48:45Ready
00:48:46Sandrino, it's you
00:48:47I don't understand shit
00:48:48Renzo, I
00:48:49But what happened?
00:48:51I kissed Laura
00:48:52You gave the kiss to the
00:48:54But what is the kiss?
00:48:55You call me at this hour to tell me
00:48:56Well done, well done
00:48:58And what did she say?
00:48:58Did she get angry that I had a business dinner?
00:49:00But what business dinner and what kiss?
00:49:03I kissed her on the mouth
00:49:04I put my tongue in her mouth
00:49:06Ah, Mrs. Rocca, that one there
00:49:08But why is it called that?
00:49:09But what are you with her now?
00:49:10But Laura, Laura, your wife
00:49:12But I don't understand what he wants
00:49:14Your wife
00:49:14But you put your hands on her like I told you
00:49:17But I told you I kissed her
00:49:18But what did she do? Was she there?
00:49:19First yes, then she ran away
00:49:21Don't worry, it's all just a show.
00:49:23She's dying to catch him
00:49:25Listen to the oracle, which would be me
00:49:26Hands on you
00:49:27At the first opportunity you get
00:49:29Here you go
00:49:30And hit low, got it?
00:49:32Below the belt, okay?
00:49:33Below the belt
00:49:34Call whenever you want because I'm here
00:49:36But not at this hour, eh?
00:49:38If not I'll slaughter you and kiss Laura
00:49:39But what did I tell you I've done up until now?
00:49:41Go, fuck off
00:49:42And don't worry, Sandrino, do you understand?
00:49:44Sandrino!
00:49:45Oh!
00:49:50What a boy
00:49:51Amissima is a cigarette
00:49:54Sandro, if you are a man have the courage to say that you don't care about your brother.
00:50:03I don't give a damn
00:50:05Hi, Sandro
00:50:09Oh my God, I'm so sleepy
00:50:12I have a circle here
00:50:14What good did you do for me last night?
00:50:17You know I don't remember anything?
00:50:19Since we arrived at the party
00:50:20Absolutely nothing
00:50:22What time did we get back?
00:50:26I hope I haven't done anything stupid
00:50:30You know, when I drink a little glass
00:50:31Aren't you coming to the beach?
00:50:33No, I'm sleepy, I want to sleep all day
00:50:34Close the door, please
00:50:36All right
00:50:37Greetings!
00:50:41HI
00:50:41How are you?
00:50:45Can I choose a disc?
00:50:46Certain
00:50:46What did you drink last night?
00:50:51Why?
00:50:52Well, you were so weird
00:50:54Ah, yes, when...
00:50:56When I drink a glass...
00:50:58Well, I forget everything
00:51:00So, you're not mad at me anymore?
00:51:06With you?
00:51:06No, why?
00:51:09For that evening, right?
00:51:11Oh, don't mention it, for that nonsense, come on.
00:51:13You know, I wanted to tell you that...
00:51:18Yeah, well, you're...
00:51:21You are not at all...
00:51:24I don't know, you...
00:51:26I wanted to tell you that...
00:51:28Yeah, well, you're...
00:51:31So what do we decide for this evening?
00:51:33Phone, are we going?
00:51:34The whole evening, at the nightclub, after a six-hour drive
00:51:36Empty, damn it!
00:51:38Does that mean you don't smoke?
00:51:39Yes
00:51:39And where are you going now?
00:51:43I'm going to steal them from Sandro, right?
00:51:57Renzo?
00:52:00Renzo?
00:52:04Renzo?
00:52:06Renzo?
00:52:07Renzo?
00:52:13But... where are you?
00:52:16What's up?
00:52:18I called you, didn't you hear anything?
00:52:20When?
00:52:21Now, a minute ago
00:52:22Did you hear me, yes or no?
00:52:24No
00:52:24What did you want?
00:52:27I...
00:52:28I nothing
00:52:29But how?
00:52:33You come all the way here to tell me you called me and you didn't want anything
00:52:35But...
00:52:36Did you understand the wanker?
00:52:38Stick them together with tape
00:52:47So should I call him and we're going?
00:52:50But yes, it's a great way to make you spend a different evening
00:52:52If not always staying here, always staying here
00:52:53I'm going to end up making myself stupid
00:52:55Why don't you ask Sandrino to come with us?
00:53:01It seems bad to me not to invite him
00:53:02But do you think he'll have fun with us?
00:53:04Look, he's not a child anymore.
00:53:06Thank you, brother
00:53:091, 2, 1, 2, 3
00:53:12I try to fold it again
00:53:28Are you?
00:53:29It's the end of the world, I'm a mystery
00:53:31What does it mean?
00:53:31I'll joke with you later
00:53:32The equality of that of the 5 years?
00:53:34Redo the experiment
00:53:35And try to bend it with both goods
00:53:37And he can't do it.
00:53:38Then he writes in the diary
00:53:39I tried to bend it with both hands
00:53:41I didn't succeed
00:53:42At 50, repeat the experiment
00:53:45It seems with two goods
00:53:46And this time he succeeds.
00:53:48Then he writes
00:53:49What are you talking about, Giro?
00:53:50Sorry, I don't understand
00:53:51Love, don't break my thread
00:53:53If not, not with her.
00:53:54After
00:53:54So, let's do 50 years again
00:53:56Redo the experiment and succeed
00:53:57Then he writes in the diary
00:53:58Excuse me, you never laugh.
00:54:00It seems like a little trick, I don't know.
00:54:02So, at 50 years old
00:54:03I did it
00:54:04Then he writes
00:54:05Finally, this time with two goods
00:54:07I did it
00:54:08I don't see what's funny about it
00:54:11But it's not over, love
00:54:12Hey, nice wine now
00:54:13Hey, nice wine
00:54:15Hey, nice wine
00:54:27But excuse me Gio, what was it that was bending?
00:54:46Holy naivety, my wife is a saint, she doesn't grab the under-brace, she bent the...
00:54:52Yes, I can't say penis to penis, there's a boy here
00:54:56The bird, countess, the bird, precocious girls
00:55:01Oh, I get it.
00:55:05But what happened to that madman? He's gone mad, now he hears me.
00:55:09Leave it alone, you treated him like a child and he got offended, and there's a reason for that.
00:55:13Excuse me
00:55:15Not too much news
00:55:19Well, they are guys from the Nouvelle Vague.
00:55:21Now I'll tell you one, tell you, tell you
00:55:23So, there was a doctor
00:55:25It makes me piss on the doctors and me
00:55:27The urologists
00:55:28But who got into you?
00:55:40It's a table of idiots
00:55:41And the night club is a place for complete idiots, that's it.
00:55:44Okay, but shouldn't we have behaved like this?
00:55:48I haven't laughed at that nonsense since third grade.
00:55:52Imagine now
00:55:53All right, but don't you think you've gone a bit overboard?
00:55:58It might have been the whiskey, you drank a little too much, huh?
00:56:01Whiskey is bullshit
00:56:03You know you're doing well there?
00:56:30Sandro
00:56:35You can't hear anything from your room
00:56:38I checked today
00:56:40How did you hear us?
00:56:55Did you put your ear close to the wall?
00:57:00Everything is pain you give me
00:57:02Everything is pain you give me
00:57:05Promise me you won't do it again, Sandrino
00:57:15I beg you
00:57:17Enough now, I'm a little tired
00:57:26Let's go back to the table
00:57:27But I'll tell you the way
00:57:31The bird, Countess, the bird
00:57:33Think about driving, Renzo
00:57:34In front of two ladies
00:57:35With his mouth still stained with milk
00:57:38I knew it, I told you so
00:57:41This breaks with the big ones
00:57:42And it bothers us too
00:57:43But not you
00:57:44He's not a child anymore
00:57:45He's not a child anymore
00:57:46There he is, the man
00:57:48And don't stand on my back, I can't drive
00:58:07But I'm going after him
00:58:08And who cares?
00:58:09Go after him
00:58:10Crush it, break it
00:58:11He deserves it
00:58:11He deserves it
00:58:41He deserves it
00:59:11And where do you come from?
00:59:18I took a little walk
00:59:19Eh, a little walk
00:59:21I was hot and couldn't sleep
00:59:24You were with Mrs. Rocca
00:59:25So, is it done?
00:59:28But leave me alone
00:59:29Not yet
00:59:30But what are you waiting for?
00:59:31Military service
00:59:32Oh, at three in the morning
00:59:33You don't mean to say
00:59:34That you went to serenade
00:59:35Let us hope in God
00:59:39Then if you need me
00:59:40I can always give you a hand
00:59:42But not now, eh?
00:59:44I'm destroyed
00:59:45Who knows why
00:59:49When is it after
00:59:49I'm getting very thirsty
00:59:51Cecina
00:59:56What's wrong with you?
00:59:57Nothing
00:59:58But don't be so sad
01:00:00I'm not leaving for war
01:00:01Come on, come on
01:00:03Stay up
01:00:03Next week
01:00:05I'm taking vacation
01:00:06And so we are together
01:00:07I love you
01:00:08What did you say?
01:00:10Nothing
01:00:10HI
01:00:13Can you teach me how to swim?
01:00:24No
01:00:24Do you want to go for a roller skate ride?
01:00:31No
01:00:32Let's go?
01:00:40Where are we going?
01:00:41But I don't know
01:00:41Going for a walk
01:00:43The two of us
01:00:44But you're not making fun of me, are you?
01:00:47Ninth
01:00:48I'm serious
01:00:49I'm fine with you
01:00:50Okay then.
01:00:51Look how beautiful
01:00:55But you are the police of mine
01:01:02Holding back
01:01:03He doesn't look at it
01:01:05Hey
01:01:08Oh
01:01:09There you go!
01:01:11There you go!
01:01:11Asshole
01:01:12You have to do like me
01:01:13I'll break your neck bones
01:01:16Ungrateful is the end of paying
01:01:17No
01:01:18It's not subtle to my mom
01:01:19No
01:01:19Help
01:01:20I'll show you who Count Zegaria is.
01:01:23The offal is bothering me
01:01:24Give it to the strontolo
01:01:27Oh
01:01:28Help
01:01:29This is for the swaddled one like I was
01:01:30I'll make your skin crawl
01:01:32If you have it
01:01:33A rich girl of a daughter
01:01:34Help
01:01:35Help
01:01:35Help
01:01:36Help
01:01:36Help
01:01:36Help
01:01:36Help
01:01:37Help
01:01:38Help
01:01:38Help
01:01:38Help
01:01:39Help
01:01:39Help
01:01:39Help
01:01:39Help
01:01:40Help
01:01:40Help
01:01:40Help
01:01:41Help
01:01:41Help
01:01:42Help
01:01:42Help
01:01:42Help
01:01:43Help
01:01:43Ah I don't know how
01:01:45But he came to know
01:01:47That his wife had become too passionate about bodybuilding
01:01:50Bodybuilding
01:01:51Tourism from the cu
01:01:52To the
01:01:53They won't let her out with you alone
01:01:55How come
01:01:56Not at the cinema
01:01:57They say it's getting late
01:01:59Understood
01:01:59They let the little girl do naughty things
01:02:01But not after eleven
01:02:02In short, you want me to give you the curl, no
01:02:06But only up to the cinema entrance
01:02:07Then you can go home if you want.
01:02:09Oh thank you so much
01:02:11I understand
01:02:12All right
01:02:13Yes I will do you this favor
01:02:15If you then meet someone
01:02:20What figure do I make with yours?
01:02:22I am sorry
01:02:23I've already seen it, too.
01:02:26Come on, it doesn't matter
01:02:27Come with us, we'll be happy to hear it.
01:02:28Three galleries
01:02:33It tastes like a hollow
01:02:35And we couldn't go alone with him
01:02:37It's not her turn to enter the cavity
01:02:38She is the game
01:02:39No please
01:02:39First she is taller
01:02:40Then American
01:02:42Please
01:02:42Please
01:02:43Thank you
01:02:44I'm going to get a coffee
01:02:46Hand
01:02:47You'll give me the same in the cabin
01:02:48A little coffee
01:02:48Enter
01:02:49Enter
01:02:49Enter
01:02:50But you go
01:02:50Look
01:02:52We are an idea
01:02:53And the duke jokes
01:02:54Thank you
01:02:55So you see
01:03:00There are two
01:03:01One for each
01:03:02There is a microphone to answer
01:03:04And speak loudly
01:03:05Because I have to hear the answer well
01:03:06Law
01:03:07But instead of knowing
01:03:13Or give me the same
01:03:14The name of the American team
01:03:42The name of the American team
01:04:12The name of the American team
01:04:42But how come, you don't know if you can come?
01:04:45Wait a minute
01:04:47Renzo, listen, I'm fed up, fed up, fed up
01:04:57To be here with two old men and a little boy
01:04:59I can't take it anymore
01:05:00I'm bored, that's it
01:05:02Renzo, try to understand
01:05:05No, I'm coming tomorrow
01:05:08But what do I care about the heat?
01:05:14Yes, yes
01:05:16Agree
01:05:18Hurray
01:05:19Yes, yes
01:05:20HI
01:05:21How do I do it?
01:05:28How do I do it?
01:05:29How do I do it?
01:05:30Why do I think I hear a little noise on the left?
01:05:40I don't understand what it is
01:05:41There is nothing
01:05:47Not to be vulgar
01:05:49But to maintain a machine
01:05:50It takes a lot of money
01:05:51Do you want to go up and get something?
01:05:54But I think he doesn't want it.
01:05:55You're a little sad tonight
01:05:57No, it's just that
01:05:58I feel like a burden here
01:05:59Maybe I ate too much eggplant parmesan.
01:06:01Listen, you have to excuse me.
01:06:04There's no point in you bothering to apologize, Renzino.
01:06:07Deep down, I'm happy to see a man happy and in love.
01:06:11It seems I gave you good advice, right?
01:06:13Yes, no
01:06:14It's not for this reason
01:06:16It hasn't even been five months since we got married
01:06:20Me, really
01:06:21It means we'll have to wait another five months.
01:06:23Thank you, you are very understanding.
01:06:27Thank you
01:06:28For dinner
01:06:29And for what you made me discover
01:06:33Why? What did you discover?
01:06:35Nothing, it doesn't matter
01:06:37HI
01:06:37HI
01:06:39Good morning, sir.
01:06:46Good morning, Evvige
01:06:47Are the lady and the colonel still asleep?
01:06:50It is not
01:06:51I'm in church thanking the Lord
01:06:53Because he vast did not break the drop to the column
01:06:55And Sandro? Is he awake yet?
01:07:04No, but it still went down
01:07:05I'm going to do the shopping, if we need anything
01:07:10No thank you
01:07:12Thank you all
01:07:13Thank you all
01:07:14Thank you all
01:07:15Thank you.
01:07:45What do you want?
01:08:05Is it possible that you don't knock when you enter people's rooms?
01:08:08And why do you knock when you enter people's rooms?
01:08:11What were you reading?
01:08:12My bad.
01:08:13Well, the title. What is a horticultural manual?
01:08:16Show me.
01:08:19Stop, give it back to me.
01:08:20Release.
01:08:21And give it to me.
01:08:24Let me see.
01:08:35The superior asked me to lie down next to her to warm her up.
01:08:39I found her naked. Poor child, she repeated, hugging me.
01:08:43It's from a friend of mine, he got it from his father's library.
01:08:47Without realizing it, I found myself lying on top of her.
01:08:51Her legs were crossed over my small back.
01:08:54What a mess!
01:08:55What kind of nonsense? It's a French classic.
01:08:58A classic, huh?
01:09:00Give it back to me.
01:09:01I'll give it to your father. So he'll know what kind of books you read.
01:09:03Oh, yeah, huh?
01:09:06And does he also tell him how you got it?
01:09:08Sandro.
01:09:10Give me back the book.
01:09:11Enough. We have to stop. Do you understand?
01:09:13Yes, which is absurd.
01:09:15The book.
01:09:16It's my fault. I let you fool around too much.
01:09:19The book.
01:09:20But you're not even listening to me.
01:09:22What did you come to do in my room?
01:09:24You didn't understand what I just told you.
01:09:26Well, you saw it.
01:09:27You can't even talk to me.
01:09:29You are such a stupid child.
01:09:30I am neither a child nor stupid.
01:09:33All right, sorry.
01:09:35Keep the book, come out now.
01:09:37You kissed me.
01:09:39Like a sister.
01:09:40You let me touch you. Like a sister, right?
01:09:45I was hoping you'd understand. I didn't mean to.
01:10:00Sandrino, please. I'm saying this for you.
01:10:03Are you sick? I'm sorry.
01:10:05You're sorry, huh? Liar. Liar.
01:10:08You're such a whore. He was right, Renzo.
01:10:10Look, I'm calling your father.
01:10:11Hey, call him. They're all gone.
01:10:16Renzo.
01:10:19Now you'll see.
01:10:20I don't give a damn.
01:10:23He leaves you.
01:10:23In the reception, after six hours of travel.
01:10:27Laura!
01:10:29You're not going.
01:10:31Laura,
01:10:32if you let me touch you again,
01:10:34just one more time from that,
01:10:36I'm killing myself.
01:10:37Don't talk nonsense.
01:10:42I understand.
01:10:43Laura, are you there?
01:11:00Renzo, have you arrived?
01:11:01No, I haven't arrived.
01:11:02I'm still on the road, who knows.
01:11:07Honey, I'm sorry.
01:11:08It was the sound of water, I didn't hear you.
01:11:11Ah, finally.
01:11:13I'm dead tired.
01:11:15I woke up at dawn
01:11:16to be here at this time.
01:11:19Renzo, why don't we go away?
01:11:21Let's start right away.
01:11:22Are you kidding?
01:11:24I can finally spend two full weeks with you
01:11:26and you want to put me back in the car
01:11:27to end up where then?
01:11:28Well, here we are served, revered.
01:11:30We spend a penny and what more do you want?
01:11:34What's wrong with you?
01:11:36Is something wrong?
01:11:37What happened?
01:11:39Dad and mommy don't treat you well?
01:11:40Nothing, nothing.
01:11:41It was to spend some time alone with the two of us.
01:11:43And we have all winter to be alone?
01:11:46All my life.
01:11:49I'm dead tired, I feel like taking a bath.
01:11:52And what is this?
01:11:55Alfred de Mosset de Gamiani.
01:11:58It's a French classic.
01:12:00Shall I get your bags for you?
01:12:00No, no, no.
01:12:01I'll do it.
01:12:13But what's wrong with you now?
01:12:14The cycle is weekly.
01:12:15Ugh, for once I don't feel like it, that's okay.
01:12:18It's not good, not at all.
01:12:19Last night it seemed like a tragedy if I didn't come.
01:12:21I'm bored, I'm sad, come quickly, I'm fed up.
01:12:24Ciccina is sad, well, now she's not sad anymore.
01:12:27Speak softly, Villano.
01:12:28Villain to me.
01:12:30I work hard all week, without a single distraction, without even going off track.
01:12:35And yes, what temptations.
01:12:36I should have a halo, a saint, Saint Anthony.
01:12:42Give it to me.
01:12:44Leave me, leave me.
01:12:45.
01:13:05No, no.
01:13:09No, no.
01:13:10No, no, no.
01:13:13No, no.
01:13:14No, no.
01:13:15No, no, no, no.
01:13:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:15Nothing. A gust of wind.
01:14:20Listen, what were those nice things you were saying before?
01:14:23It seemed like I was talking to someone else.
01:14:26I don't know, nothing.
01:14:28Do it again. Come on, my love. Honey, honey, do it again, but...
01:14:31No.
01:14:31Come on, come on.
01:14:34You don't believe it, but I will. This way you'll learn, and the regret of my death will remain with you for the rest of your life.
01:14:42Yes, cry. Cry now, it's too late.
01:14:51Cling, in despair, to my mortal remains.
01:14:56Mortgages?
01:14:57He's calling. What are you calling for?
01:15:03Are you sorry? Shocked?
01:15:07I'm dead, there's nothing left to do.
01:15:09Well, I almost hang myself.
01:15:23He didn't even touch it.
01:15:25Oh, my God.
01:15:28Oh, what happened to my son?
01:15:32They didn't kidnap him, did they?
01:15:34You see, they were kidnapping Gacan's son.
01:15:36Eh, I knew it.
01:15:37That little whore would end up like this one day.
01:15:40He must have run away with the lifeguard.
01:15:41But I destroy it, I disown it, damn it!
01:15:44What happens?
01:15:45Oh, Laura, he didn't come back last night.
01:15:46Nothing happened.
01:15:47Notify the police, right?
01:15:48Yes, goalkeeper.
01:15:48You're ruthless, huh?
01:15:50Good manners for that faggot.
01:15:52Good manners, not the police.
01:15:53Enzo, do something, please, do something.
01:15:55Please don't get hysterical.
01:15:57I know where that one went.
01:15:59I told you that the other time I was here, too, right?
01:16:01I caught him coming home at three in the morning.
01:16:04My little boy at three in the morning, oh, holy fool.
01:16:06Madonna, Saint Joseph.
01:16:08A blasphemy, you.
01:16:09Oh, what was my little boy doing out and about at that hour?
01:16:12Mom, your little boy has grown up, do you want to understand, yes or no?
01:16:14But are you going to call the police or should I do it?
01:16:16You're all crazy with this police, that poor man if...
01:16:19But where are you going? Where are you going?
01:16:21But is it possible that you don't understand anything?
01:16:23Good morning, madam.
01:16:27A poor man?
01:16:29The lifeguard? What poor man?
01:16:31You speak like a sibyl, son, don't let me die.
01:16:34Or what man are you talking about?
01:16:35But the husband, right?
01:16:37Her husband? But whose husband, damn it?
01:16:39The husband of the woman Sandro is with now.
01:16:43A woman? A real woman with boobs?
01:16:46But you know what you're saying? And Sandrino is with one of these?
01:16:49But dad, you're going crazy.
01:16:50Oh, Lord, I thank you.
01:16:54And now don't cry.
01:16:56You gave me the most beautiful consolation of my life.
01:17:03Lino, Lino, have you seen Sandro?
01:17:04And at this time it has been...
01:17:05He didn't sleep at home, maybe something bad happened to him.
01:17:08But not even for lack of money.
01:17:08Please help me, give me the cabin key.
01:17:11I want to see if he left his costume inside.
01:17:12This key, damn it.
01:17:13Then we go and look for him.
01:17:14Maybe some of his friends saw it.
01:17:16And, friends, for me this beach is a mess.
01:17:20Now we need to go out and tell him.
01:17:23Why?
01:17:24How why?
01:17:26I wouldn't want to fly or disappear like in fairy tales.
01:17:30More or less.
01:17:31That's where I came in last night.
01:17:33I didn't have the key.
01:17:35That's where I'm going out.
01:17:36Right?
01:17:39Right.
01:17:41Can you let me take a puff?
01:17:42No.
01:17:46There will have been no complications.
01:18:05She'll be an expert, I hope.
01:18:06It seems so to me, from what that big bastard told me.
01:18:09Watch your words, son.
01:18:11But look, look.
01:18:15All shocked.
01:18:17And maybe that asshole spent the whole time with a slut.
01:18:19Please, Renzo.
01:18:23But what did I do?
01:18:24Are you feeling better, dear?
01:18:31Oh my god, good.
01:18:31He's my baby.
01:18:32No.
01:18:32Sandro.
01:18:48Sandro, where have you been all night?
01:18:51And he was only away one night?
01:18:53Imagine, you were coming back from America here.
01:18:55But where have you been?
01:18:56It made me feel bad all night.
01:18:58You don't even think about your mom.
01:19:00You're a wretch, that's all.
01:19:01When you go to the bush, you warn the whole butane family of the disaster.
01:19:08What do you want it to be?
01:19:09A fan after thirty years of marriage is also by mistake.
01:19:12There are men who beat their wives every night for goodness sake.
01:19:16Let's go.
01:19:20Here we must celebrate, solemnize.
01:19:23Ultimately it's like a kind of birth, a marriage.
01:19:28Here.
01:19:29And then don't say your brother doesn't think of you.
01:19:31Sandrino, I still wish your mom a little love, right?
01:19:35I play with live dolls now, he.
01:19:38Come on, come on.
01:19:39Open, open.
01:19:40Golden cigarette holder.
01:19:42So let's make the official announcement that my brother has started smoking and never talk about it again.
01:19:46He's become a man, I think.
01:19:48Open, open.
01:19:48You can see it inside.
01:19:49And read aloud.
01:19:50Laws.
01:19:52And read.
01:19:53To Sandro, from his brother Renzo, on the fateful day he became a man.
01:19:59Here's to the former virgin.
01:20:08What a shame, what a shame.
01:20:12Laura, you too can raise a toast to the new boy in the house.
01:20:16Oh, wait a minute.
01:20:19Have we forgotten the most important person?
01:20:21Yes.
01:20:23The great absentee.
01:20:25Finally you're laughing too.
01:20:27Why will there ever be one more cuckold in this world?
01:20:29What would I pay to see his face for at least two minutes?
01:20:34Let's toast him too.
01:20:35Come here, Sandro.
01:20:37May the weight of the horns be light upon him.
01:20:40As Ariosto says in Orlando Furioso.
01:20:45Health.
01:20:46Health.
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