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Aired (August 31, 2025): Ang bardagulan ay malala dahil mapapalaban sa tawanan sina Pepita Curtis, Betty La Fea, Wendelle, at AJ Tamiza!


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00:00You did not have a time ago,
00:06I just wanted to say that.
00:08How are you?
00:10Okay, but we are still in the middle,
00:12there is a question that is running on my mind right now.
00:14What's that?
00:15You are a kind of a kind?
00:17A kind of a kind?
00:19A kind?
00:20A kind?
00:21A kind of a special animal.
00:22A special animal?
00:23What kind of animal?
00:24Human?
00:25Human animal?
00:26Human animal.
00:27Ako naman yung pang mga ano, diba?
00:29Ikaw, anong klaseng animal?
00:30Syempre, kabayo.
00:31Kita mo na yung outfit ko.
00:32Baklang kabayo.
00:33Baklang kabayo.
00:34Tama ka dyan, my friend.
00:35Speaking of, wow.
00:36Speaking of.
00:37Ngayon po ay, August 31.
00:39Grabe, ang bilis na rin mo.
00:40Oh, grabe.
00:41Ang bilis.
00:42Araw, diba?
00:43Huling araw na po ng Agosto.
00:44Akalain mo yun bukas.
00:45Mamaya, actually,
00:47Vermont na.
00:48Oh my God.
00:49September 1 na agad-agad.
00:51Wow.
00:52Dyan, kure ka dyan.
00:53Kami po ang unang babati sa inyo ng
00:56Merry Christmas!
00:59Oh, diba?
01:01At least, diba?
01:03Na-realize nyo na kung bata ako nagtanong ko
01:05anong klaseng hayop si Tekla
01:07kasi malapit ng magpasko.
01:09In line with that.
01:10Walang connection ko na.
01:13At welcome po sa kauna-unang show
01:15sa Philippine Television na bumati sa inyo ng
01:17Merry Christmas!
01:19This is your favorite!
01:20Dabubay!
01:21El Tekla Show!
01:24Grabe!
01:26At yun lang nga.
01:27Diba ang ginaw na sa studio?
01:28Kaya tama lamang na may bagong tayong studio.
01:30Diba?
01:31At saka yung outfit natin pag Christmas.
01:32Thank you sa mga boss natin talaga.
01:34Maraming salamat po.
01:35At bilang maagang papasko sa inyong lahat,
01:37e binabalik po natin ang bardagulan
01:40ng mga mahuhusay na comedians.
01:42Ito po ang Tawang Timba Make Me Love Challenge!
01:46Apat na stand-up comedians ko ang magpapagalingan sa pagpapatawa.
01:51Kaya naman, tawagin na natin ang apat na feeling era.
01:55Wow!
01:56Siyempre!
01:57Simulan natin.
01:58Salabubo na ang comedy.
01:59Handa nang makipag bardagulan si contestant number one.
02:03Ay!
02:04Ay!
02:05Ay!
02:06O!
02:07Agad-agad!
02:08Ay ang mga tala outfit, aminin!
02:09Nagpapatawa!
02:10Lakat pa lang nagpapatawa na!
02:11O!
02:12Diba o!
02:13Grabe!
02:14At nag-black siya!
02:15Kaya niya, di mahala pa yung chan niya!
02:16O!
02:17Buenas noches, mi amigas!
02:19Mi amigas!
02:20Epele Corazon!
02:21In Tagalog, magandang gabi po sa inyo lahat!
02:22Mga kapuso!
02:23Hi!
02:24El!
02:25El!
02:26El!
02:27El!
02:28El!
02:29El!
02:30El!
02:31Kaya kung ano ang포 lang, ang baklang slow motion?
02:33Sure na sure!
02:35May lotion!
02:36Ay grayban naman ko!
02:37� Innen IP!
02:38Totoo pa ba yung my-lotion loonoson?
02:39Toon to life!
02:40Parang pinis!
02:42Kapag may lotion!
02:43Parang familiar yun ha?
02:44Aplikable pa ba yan?
02:45Samantay lang ang ating susunod ng contestant, Barbie Dolls
02:49Airbag!
02:50Saka Dolls sa gabi!
02:51Ay lagang kans walang makain my friend!
02:53Basta may lalaki!
02:55Sino yan?
02:56Contestant Number 2!
02:572!
02:58Ay!
02:59Ay si dios!
03:00You're serious, comedian.
03:01Grabe, Casey Tandingan.
03:03Oh!
03:05Grabe, naman na pagka Bob Marley.
03:07Miss Bob Marley.
03:08Oh!
03:11Oh!
03:13Ay, nag-thank you lang.
03:14Gatawagad na gabi po.
03:16Sa inyong lahat, my name is AJ Tamiza.
03:19Na naniniwala sa kasabihang pangit man ako sa inyong paningin,
03:23mas pangit yung susunod sa akin.
03:26Salamat po.
03:27Ay, sino kaya yung susunod sa kanya, mas pangit sa kanya?
03:31Ako, kinakabahan ako.
03:32Okay, ang susunod na hadhad.
03:35May hadhad.
03:35May buni at alipunga.
03:37Pero ang may ripas ang ganda,
03:39ang babaeng pinaglihi sa kabebe.
03:41Ano?
03:43Kabebe.
03:43Kaya siya nagbakal ka, mukha niya po si number three.
03:48Wala pa ka naman.
03:49Callie Nate, number three.
03:50Three!
03:51Ay!
03:51Ay, no, Chete.
03:53Wow!
03:53Ay, oo!
03:55Akala niya game show.
03:57We will!
04:01Hi, good evening everyone!
04:03Yes!
04:05Mga kapuso, aanin mo ang magandang mukha?
04:09Aanin mo ang magandang katawan?
04:11Kung ngayong gabi, tingnan mo ang lahat, hindi naman kailangan.
04:15Grabe siya!
04:17May laman, may laman!
04:19Masa mo sobra yung tito ni ninyo mulak, ha?
04:22Wala kang beeh.
04:26Tito nito ninyo.
04:28Ayan.
04:29And last but not the least,
04:31eto lang po guys, kahit ayaw na namin.
04:33Talaga naman nakakalusot pa rin siya.
04:35At pinakahandaan niya talaga.
04:37Oo, iba talagang may baker.
04:38Oo, oo.
04:40Babawi mo lang sa mega.
04:42Never pa po siyang nalalo sa tawang timpla.
04:45Walang kadala-dala.
04:46Oo, pero laging panalo pagdating s-
04:48Ay, yes.
04:49Grabe.
04:50Megway for contestant number four.
04:53Eto na siya.
04:55Ay, grabe.
04:57Ay, grabe.
05:01Oo, yes.
05:03Scarecrow.
05:04Hello everyone.
05:06Hi, UT Queen.
05:07Stand in front of you is Miss Pipita Curtis.
05:1175th.
05:12First runner-up ng tawang timpla.
05:14Ah.
05:15Bilang.
05:1675th time.
05:1875th time.
05:19Ayan.
05:20Kaya naman,
05:20And happy 75th anniversary, GMA7.
05:24Ayan.
05:25Ayan na naman tayo din ala.
05:26Oo.
05:26Siyempre.
05:27Para makasali ulit.
05:28Yes.
05:29And I believe in a saying.
05:31If you have a problem,
05:33that's your problem.
05:34Ayan.
05:36At alam natin kinakabaan siya.
05:38Oo.
05:39Halata sa mata.
05:40Halata sa mata.
05:41Sa bibig niya.
05:42Nilalabanan niya.
05:43Oo.
05:45Kahit ilang beses nasa.
05:46Kinakabaan mo rin ako.
05:47How much more mamaya sa performance?
05:49Buti na lang,
05:52hindi tayo kasarali.
05:53Yes.
05:54Luso tayo.
05:56Pero ni Rye sure kasi alam mo rin sa timbas,
05:58ang daming tun.
05:58More tawa, more saya.
06:07More tawa, more saya.
06:09Woo.
06:09Woo.
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