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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, we thought I was late.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:00It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:04The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:05I make my own money.
00:03:06Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:07Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:08I am the spokesperson for man thought.
00:03:09That means free underwear for life.
00:03:10For life.
00:03:11Some parents would be proud.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:15You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:18Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:22Mmm.
00:03:23All right.
00:03:24Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:25And don't be late.
00:03:26Bye, Dad.
00:03:27Bye, Dad.
00:03:28Excuse me.
00:03:29Excuse me.
00:03:43Excuse me.
00:03:56Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:26These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:42Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:03Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it, because so far...
00:05:41I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:47Hey, you okay?
00:05:52Yeah, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:57So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:15Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good one?
00:07:00What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This is...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but...
00:07:21It's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:32Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:41Come back tonight.
00:07:44And make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:49Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:05Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:15Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:30I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44That'd be really hard.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:00What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy moves, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:40Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:49I don't...
00:09:49See?
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:04What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking Prada!
00:10:08Asshole!
00:10:13You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia, what's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:24I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick. I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please. I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's immature.
00:10:32And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:36Please, all right? Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night, won't you, son?
00:10:44So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:49Cancer?
00:10:51And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:59Okay, I want the business.
00:11:02I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No, you two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:18What?!
00:11:20What? Romulus, what are you saying? I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:32Oh, Angelo, look.
00:11:34You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match. We hate each other. At least I do.
00:11:43Obviously.
00:11:44See? There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:52We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:06You two have chemistry.
00:12:08Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:10As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:16Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:19Or you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:33What's it gonna be?
00:12:36Fine. I'll do it. For Betsy.
00:12:45Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:04Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:07The lorries have already, uh, drafted the contract.
00:13:10And, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:13:13Right in my mind.
00:13:15Try and make yourself look decent, Alan.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of thirty days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, uh, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:50Sure.
00:13:52Alright.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:12Salute.
00:14:13Okay.
00:14:14To the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31Stay at yours.
00:14:42So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo Museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:02What's...
00:15:03What is this?
00:15:04Put it in the trash.
00:15:05This isn't trash.
00:15:06These are my sisters.
00:15:07She's an artist.
00:15:08So put them in your room.
00:15:09I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:10Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:11Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:12That's man-thong.
00:15:13It's trademarked.
00:15:14Look.
00:15:15I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:16If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:19It's electric.
00:15:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:22It's electric.
00:15:24Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:25I'm sorry.
00:15:26I'm sorry.
00:15:27I'm sorry.
00:15:28I'm sorry.
00:15:29I'm sorry.
00:15:30I'm sorry.
00:15:31I'm sorry.
00:15:32I'm sorry.
00:15:33I'm sorry.
00:15:34I'm sorry.
00:15:35I'm sorry.
00:15:36I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:38Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:39That's man-thong.
00:15:40It's trademarked.
00:15:42Look.
00:15:43Oh, by the way, this is going to work.
00:15:47You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy.
00:16:03Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:04I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:16:06It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you.
00:16:10You're saying we're...
00:16:11Reserved.
00:16:12Safe.
00:16:13Like I always taught you.
00:16:15Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:21And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:26So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:28Michelangelo?
00:16:29The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:32No.
00:16:33Michelangelo...
00:16:34Dino Valeno?
00:16:35Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:36Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:37Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:38Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:40Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:41Shhh.
00:16:42It's a socialite animal who's like start a hundred canceled bravo shows?
00:16:49How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:58He's so toxic.
00:17:02Speak of the devil.
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:15Betsy Carlyle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:20We'll talk about this later.
00:17:28We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:17:58Where did that come from?
00:18:28Nice place.
00:18:31I love the artwork.
00:18:33Thanks.
00:18:34Finally.
00:18:35Ooh, good taste.
00:18:38Oh, I'm good.
00:18:41We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43Far from me.
00:18:47You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:50you should see the bedroom.
00:18:53Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:12Amelia.
00:19:14Whatever.
00:19:15Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs.
00:19:26You've gotta be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, Dog Walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous?
00:19:33I'm not jealous.
00:19:36Sweet dreams.
00:19:44I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kinda hot.
00:20:09See you later.
00:20:11And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:14Sorry.
00:20:15I had one so many to drink.
00:20:17It won't happen again.
00:20:18You better not.
00:20:31How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:33Not now.
00:20:34My head's killing me.
00:20:35We need to talk about last night.
00:20:37No.
00:20:38What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:42I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:44Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:46But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:49And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:52Fine.
00:20:53I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:54Just give me my phone.
00:20:55My sister needs this money.
00:21:01My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:04And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:10Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:11Yeah, no shit.
00:21:12I'm serious.
00:21:13Yeah, we want.
00:21:14Yeah, no shit.
00:21:15I'm serious.
00:21:16Don't screw this up.
00:21:17Don't screw this up.
00:21:18I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:19I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:23I know what I'm doing.
00:21:24Dog Walker.
00:21:25I know what I'm doing.
00:21:26Dog Walker.
00:21:27And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whenever I want.
00:21:48Whenever I want.
00:21:50Fine.
00:21:51Do whatever you want.
00:21:54I'm sorry.
00:21:55It's a bit harsh.
00:21:58I'm sorry.
00:22:00It's a bit harsh.
00:22:01I'm just really...
00:22:04Really...
00:22:06I'm over.
00:22:10I'm over.
00:22:12That could have gone better.
00:22:15That could have gone better.
00:22:24Hey, baby.
00:22:27Hey, baby.
00:22:30You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:32You're rich.
00:22:33You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:35You're rich now.
00:22:36I know.
00:22:38I like it.
00:22:38I know.
00:22:40I like it.
00:22:41It's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic
00:22:45rubs off on my son.
00:22:47rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:55Oh, fine.
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58We're...
00:22:58Oh.
00:23:01Fine.
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:03We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:06Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right.
00:23:09Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen.
00:23:12He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15Look, I...
00:23:15I promise.
00:23:16I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah.
00:23:19You're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gucci.
00:23:25Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no!
00:23:33Royce!
00:23:34I'd say a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Same here.
00:23:50Sorry.
00:23:51Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54His whole family, actually.
00:23:57All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59They should make a reality show.
00:24:00A little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.
00:24:04Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:16So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:22I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:25Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:31Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33I was trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:53If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:04I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:25:08You did?
00:25:09Yeah.
00:25:11I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:17I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:21Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:24I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:31I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:34I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:26:04I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:12I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:17Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:24Royce pooped.
00:26:26I should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:27I don't see it.
00:26:28Just over there.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:34Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I bet.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:01Come on, Dad.
00:27:02Come on.
00:27:04Okay.
00:27:11Help!
00:27:15Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi.
00:27:19I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:25You're engaged, remember?
00:27:26And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:35Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:27:42What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you.
00:27:55You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:27:59And just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:11But she just worked hard.
00:28:12And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:15I guess that's impressive.
00:28:17Yeah, see, see, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:30Break's over.
00:28:31Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:55Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:28:59you talk about the day's work,
00:29:00raise you closer together,
00:29:03comfort each other,
00:29:04just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:08You know, I'm thinking,
00:29:09it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:29:14Tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:29:28to the Dino Verdina.
00:29:30Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah.
00:29:41Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:46I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:29:47get in the limo and don't be late.
00:29:50Why, Dad?
00:30:05So, remind me,
00:30:07why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice
00:30:12for my favorite big sister.
00:30:15And?
00:30:17And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:30:23I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:28Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:29How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:39That bad?
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:56Buy that dress, ASAP.
00:31:02Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:09I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:40What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Oh, thanks.
00:31:45Um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just something different.
00:31:53Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The man-whore house is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:00Awesome, thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:07We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on.
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey.
00:32:24Look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's sick.
00:32:30She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:50Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:08It's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:27Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:30You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:33:34Without a dog.
00:33:36Sorry.
00:33:37I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:40No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:47Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50The IQ treatment.
00:33:51You look like one.
00:33:53Thanks, Jay.
00:33:55Hey.
00:33:56Lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01If I'm in the green room after,
00:34:03I hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg.
00:34:06Lover boy.
00:34:26Rockstars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:30You know what I want, babe.
00:34:33You know what I want.
00:34:37Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:51Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:04I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's alright.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:21You want some of that a drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:29So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:33Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college.
00:35:37But I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:35:45Focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:21We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:28What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:48Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:51What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You're coming with me, dog walker.
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiancée.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:16I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:19This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:31I can't believe you did that.
00:37:38After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:53Oh, me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Mike, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:06That is an original.
00:38:07I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:21You're history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:38:51I don't like you anymore.
00:38:53I'm so sick of that.
00:38:53I'm so sick of that.
00:38:54I just felt good, so I just tryna win.
00:38:57I put this thing in the bag as it comes.
00:39:01Okay.
00:39:01Okay.
00:39:01Here we go.
00:39:03Actually.
00:39:03I have known for lack of abuse.
00:39:05It's the mopliful.
00:39:06Okay.
00:39:06You're about to cut.
00:39:07It's all you want to US feel good for me.
00:39:09I Calling him so sorry in my mind.
00:39:14Yeah.
00:39:14There's a whole bunch of ladies, it's all coming today.
00:39:47Uh, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:40:03Michelangelo?
00:40:07Dog Walker.
00:40:09Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16Uh-huh.
00:40:18We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20I know. We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up too.
00:40:35Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialite in the fridge.
00:40:40Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:51I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:57But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:41:04So... Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:08Wait. For the first time?
00:41:12Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:41:15Michelangelo. The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:41:20Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:25And... How was it?
00:41:28Well...
00:41:30Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:41:32Actually...
00:41:34It was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:40I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:44Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:49I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:05Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:23Here it comes. Right on the schedule.
00:42:26The dog walker's in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:37What was that about?
00:42:39Must be the hangover.
00:42:41Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:45Hey.
00:42:52Unfortunately something came up. I... I can't make it to you.
00:42:54Hey.
00:42:55Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:43:11Hey, unfortunately something came up. I can't make it tonight.
00:43:19Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:25I don't know.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:47Hi.
00:43:49We should talk about Leslie.
00:43:52I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But last night I-
00:43:58You don't have to say anything. We both know it was a mistake. And we can just go back to hating each other. Like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings. I'm a big girl. I've had a one night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:17Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses. You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily. I know that if you would take back last night, that you would. And frankly so would I.
00:44:31Emily, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand. Let's get some take out and figure this thing out.
00:44:37I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me. Wait, did you just call me Amelia? What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:55Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why, that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:02Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying? I'm not a good actor. I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But there is a fire between us, Amelia. Some kind of crazy, cosmic chemistry.
00:45:21You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:24Amelia, please. I know you felt it too.
00:45:33Amelia, please. Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:39I felt it too.
00:45:45So why are we fighting it? I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:46:02So, I set the kitchen on fire? How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:46:20It's not my fault. They should change the name.
00:46:21No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:46:23If you think that's funny, just wait till the next episode. The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:46:33You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:46:34Thanks?
00:46:36You know, we could actually try this.
00:46:37Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:46:38No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:46:39No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:46:40If you think that's funny, just wait till the next episode. The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:46:44You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:46:57Thanks?
00:46:58You know, we could actually try this.
00:47:02Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:47:06I'm serious. The wedding's coming up. We could give it a shot.
00:47:13You mean, like, you and me. Together, together.
00:47:17Why not? Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:47:34Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:47:36Oh, hey, Royce. Jake?
00:47:45How's it going?
00:47:46Good. Yeah.
00:47:49Look, the other night was kind of...
00:47:51Crazy. I know. I should have told you about Michelangelo. We were kind of in a fight. I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:48:00Is he always like that? So aggressive and controlling? I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that. He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:48:10Well, I am his woman. He saw us together and he got jealous. And I don't blame him.
00:48:17Oh, my God. Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:48:22I didn't mean a pride. Just wanted to make sure everything's okay. I'm here if you need to talk.
00:48:29Thanks, Jake. But I'm engaged. Remember? And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:48:36I thought we had a connection. You're a cat person. It never would have worked. Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:48:48Cats are awesome.
00:48:52That was a great presentation. The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:48:59You think so?
00:49:00Ooh.
00:49:01Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:49:04Oh, yeah, yeah. Now, listen. I gotta fly to Paris for a few days. You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:49:11Gucci? Sure.
00:49:12But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:49:15Yeah, but that's how you impress her. You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:49:21At the dog park?
00:49:22Mm-hmm. I just texted her. It's all set. Now. Go get her, lover boy.
00:49:29Heh, heh, heh, heh.
00:49:39So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:49:42You've never played fetch before?
00:49:45It's...
00:49:46It's my dad's dog. Not mine.
00:49:50Let me try.
00:49:51That's okay. I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:49:59Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:50:02No. I like my work.
00:50:05What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:50:10You're right. I should work less.
00:50:12If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:50:21Fetch Gucci.
00:50:26I've got a big surprise.
00:50:28A surprise?
00:50:30Just wait and see.
00:50:31Grazie, Enzo. Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:50:48What's that?
00:50:50Special delivery from Masterione's Italian Deli.
00:50:55But Gucci?
00:50:57It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:50:58You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:51:02I thought you were...
00:51:04...off the clock today.
00:51:06Besides, a special occasion.
00:51:09I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:51:14I'm kidding.
00:51:16This is for us.
00:51:18Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:51:19What else is in the bag?
00:51:21Just some imported Italian ingredients.
00:51:23So I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:51:26You can cook?
00:51:29That was so good.
00:51:31I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:51:46How did you do this? I can't cook, at all.
00:51:49all. Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do. Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:55No, my mom taught me. Tell me about her. I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:52:03Sorry, I don't mean to pray. She passed away when I was 11. Breast cancer.
00:52:11But I have a lot of good memories of her. She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and
00:52:15she taught me everything I know about cooking. We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and
00:52:22eating and laughing. I still have all of her recipes here, handwritten in Italian.
00:52:31That's really special.
00:52:35I miss her. This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:52:42It's not corny. But I didn't know you were such a softy.
00:52:48Just don't tell TMZ. What about your parents?
00:52:53My parents died in a car accident when I was 13. It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:52:59I'm sorry.
00:53:02I just really hope these treatments work.
00:53:03I don't want to lose her too.
00:53:09I'm sorry. Your story made me emotional. I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:53:14I'll help you.
00:53:15No, no, it's fine. I like doing the dishes. It relaxes me.
00:53:19Good. Because I hate them.
00:53:21Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:53:23Is it just the wine?
00:53:30Or am I really falling for him?
00:53:32Her.
00:53:36You don't want espresso.
00:53:46Hey.
00:53:47Hey. Do you want an espresso? I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:53:52No, thank you.
00:53:54Me and Dad have been warning me. I'm kind of in a rush.
00:53:55Okay. Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:53:58How could I?
00:54:01Ready, bro?
00:54:02Well, let me fix your tie.
00:54:05What do you know about ties? You wear t-shirts to work.
00:54:09And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:54:12Touche.
00:54:14There you go. Okay, bye. Bye.
00:54:19Love you.
00:54:20Love you too.
00:54:22Love you too.
00:54:31Sorry. Reflex. I didn't mean to say that.
00:54:34Me neither. Too soon.
00:54:38Talk about it later?
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:43Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:46And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:48Look who's here.
00:54:55Hey, my little guy.
00:54:58Hey, little Gucci.
00:55:00Look at this right here.
00:55:01Huh?
00:55:01huh let's try oh yeah now here's uh here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for
00:55:12big brother right there come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this
00:55:22this wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped
00:55:27into chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad we can't have
00:55:35the wedding at the hollywood well all right then we'll book the magic castle how about that not too
00:55:43big plenty room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:55:49what something wrong with Amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot
00:55:59have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not Amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable
00:56:08wow i never thought of that you know you have a very good point yeah
00:56:13i'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt
00:56:22like this with another girl sounds like you might be falling in love love yeah i don't know
00:56:35all right all right change the deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a nice
00:56:41small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:56:56so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:04and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:57:17would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:57:24that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating
00:57:31i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:57:44is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:58:00it's me i have to tell you something
00:58:08i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:58:15it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything
00:58:19for you actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:31we need to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid
00:58:41stories you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to
00:58:48epcot he's not actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into
00:58:57your pants amelia if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him
00:59:07yeah meet him maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it
00:59:15please me just give him a chance fine yes only one yes
00:59:26you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:36thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:59:44michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you mean
00:59:50besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along have a glass of wine
00:59:58tonight's gonna be great
01:00:08it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:21nice to finally meet you let's see
01:00:23so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
01:00:35how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
01:00:40were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car
01:00:45why would anybody spend that much on a drink
01:00:508.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff
01:00:58so who wants a drink
01:01:13you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:01:31so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:01:40you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been having your
01:01:48fun um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:01:55i don't think it's going to that's cute and all but what about her career are you going to support
01:02:03her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get
01:02:09bored and this gets too serious let's see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it
01:02:18we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything see michelangelo that's my point
01:02:23you two are getting married and you barely know each other we know now easy betsy
01:02:31i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared about amelia
01:02:37you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your finger
01:02:43michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:02:46it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you
01:02:51are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia you started it
01:03:00why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interest no she's alone
01:03:06and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not been fair
01:03:11to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills and you're a frigid
01:03:16lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk to betsy like
01:03:20that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:03:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say
01:03:31whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:03:36see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:03:40doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:03:46oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant
01:03:52it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that
01:03:59means shut the fuck up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:06we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what
01:04:17happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:23amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:04:31yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road
01:04:40get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada
01:04:47whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think romulus and
01:04:55michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:05:01you don't know that we're liabilities lose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:13get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did manage
01:05:20to follow me to the ecoplex the other day see he could have a sniper on us
01:05:26it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:40you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56i've just been busy but it's over with now
01:06:00you should punish me for straying you make me sick i make me sick
01:06:18nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:23okay let's get this over with
01:06:34is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry jantel
01:06:43i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:53amelia broke up with me
01:06:59it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:05never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:07:08fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:13i just wanted i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:26amelia hi dad
01:07:30gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:07:33romulus
01:07:46well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and all of a
01:07:51a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:07:58well we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good
01:08:06gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:08:09gucci gucci gucci hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here
01:08:18with you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad where were you i had to stop for late night delivery of
01:08:26mastriani's it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will smart move
01:08:34here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it
01:08:42amelia
01:08:53gucci
01:08:56gucci
01:09:00he's hopeless
01:09:02we've been looking for him all night long
01:09:05we're never gonna find him don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:09:10keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:14see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:09:21he's really there for his dad his dad's dog
01:09:25so you approve now they didn't say that
01:09:31gucci
01:09:32gucci
01:09:36my boy's back
01:09:42Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:55I might have possibly misjudged you. A little.
01:10:06It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true. They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:12Amelia, can we talk? Please?
01:10:22Amelia, can we talk? Please?
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:37Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:42I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:50I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:55Thanks for saying that. I needed to hear that. And I'm sorry for calling you a monster. You're not one. I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:10Most of them are good. I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:15I'm not.
01:11:17You're not? What do you mean?
01:11:21Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you. And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together. I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:39Dad. What is a son? I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:49Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me. And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:12:02Consider our contracts null and Boyd.
01:12:15Amelia, where will it be? Will you marry me? Will you marry me?
01:12:27Yes. I'll marry you.
01:12:45You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:49And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:52Look at me. I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:57All right, all right, you two. That's enough, all right?
01:13:00We spent this whole night together. Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:10I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:22It was worth a try.
01:13:27And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:30Michelangelo?
01:13:31Uh, Amelia.
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01:14:12know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:17I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:14:22as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:14:34as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:38Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:47I love you so much.
01:14:50I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:15:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life
01:15:07to the fullest, something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:16And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:15:21I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:23Tiamo Michelangelo, I love you.
01:15:27With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:15:31I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:34You may kiss your bride.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:45I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:15:48I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:15:51It's crazy, you know, given my sister.
01:15:54I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:57Thank you so much.
01:16:09Me too.
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