00:00Thank you for agreeing to come on a date with me.
00:03Well, I only said yes to this so you'd realize you're wrong and you're not actually interested in me.
00:08My instincts are usually right.
00:10You think that you're more right about this than a professional?
00:13Oh, sure, you're the expert, but I trust my God.
00:16Okay. We'll see.
00:19You look really good today.
00:26Thanks.
00:27Love is easy.
00:30Is it?
00:32I find it to be the most difficult thing in the world.
00:36That's because we can't help it.
00:39It just walks into our lives sometimes.
00:44Are you kidding on me?
00:46Definitely not.
00:48But I do think that you would be a great match for a lot of our clients.
00:52We need more straight men in New York City.
00:55You look about six feet tall. How much money do you make?
00:58Just straight up like that.
01:00I make $80,000 a year before taxes.
01:04Do you make more or less than that?
01:06More.
01:09I know.
01:10Finance, right?
01:14Private equity.
01:17Do you want a drink?
01:19Sure.
01:20What do you want?
01:21Coke and beer.
01:22Hey, buddy.
01:31Hi, John.
01:43Working now, obviously, but talk after dinner service?
01:47Yeah.
01:47Okay.
01:48Okay.
01:58Hey, are you single?
02:00I'm a matchmaker.
02:01Give me a call if you want to meet somebody.
02:04I deserve someone who fulfills all of my criteria.
02:06Nothing over 20 PMI.
02:08I don't want someone who likes cats.
02:09I'm trying to settle.
02:11I promise you're going to marry the love of your life.
02:16How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy?
02:20Nine.
02:22If the girl asks for a call, drink a water,
02:25with a salary over 500 grand,
02:28you deliver.
02:31You're the matchmaker.
02:33You want a drink?
02:33Sure.
02:34Coke and beer.
02:35Hey, buddy.
02:40Hi, John.
02:46Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight.
02:48I missed you.
02:49Yeah.
02:50You don't even remember my face.
02:56Lucy M., the eternal bachelorette.
02:59You can do better than me.
03:01My instincts are usually right.
03:02Math, baby.
03:05Hi.
03:06Wow.
03:08You know how to do the math, don't you?
03:12You are what we call a unicorn.
03:15An impossible fantasy.
03:18How much is this apartment?
03:2012 million.
03:23You're not going to marry him, are you?
03:25Why not?
03:25Because he's good looking and rich.
03:28He probably doesn't have roommates.
03:30Is that my charger?
03:31When I see your face,
03:34I see wrinkles and children that look like you.
03:37So where does that leave us?
03:40What are you thinking about?
03:41I don't think I'm very good at my job anymore.
03:43We promised them love,
03:45but the math doesn't add up.
03:48Why does anyone even get married?
03:51Because they're lonely.
03:53And because they're hopeful.
04:01My thing.
04:03I'm turning 48 and I think I need to meet someone more grown.
04:06I have a really beautiful client.
04:08She's 31.
04:09I wasn't really thinking 30s.
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