Sisterhood Inc .2025

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00:00:00the reporter from fortune magazine will be here at nine your lunch is confirmed and it's randall

00:00:26cole's birthday any genius gift ideas let me think um he is the chairman of my board show

00:00:32my floor seats

00:00:35housemates is anybody up i lost my keys at the club

00:00:47back of a police car a free ride to the next bar we're taking it too far

00:00:56we took it too far

00:00:58and please no more parking tickets the fines they're gonna affect your credit score yeah i got it

00:01:06and no sampling the merchandise i'm not kidding all right frank

00:01:14good morning

00:01:25love it love it lose it never admit you had it

00:01:30reporter's ready right over there down the hatch

00:01:34thank you

00:01:37frank one fire i'm fresh

00:01:48enjoy

00:01:51good looks like you're already set up with some kombucha

00:01:54curtis's mom home makes it everyone loves beverly's booch

00:01:57shall we

00:01:58be scheduled isn't just a calendar app it's a lifestyle tool that keeps you on time

00:02:12and on schedule like the cool kids say fomo no mo

00:02:16employees get a carbon offset workspace flex scheduling and our mother's room is available to anyone who needs a time out mother or not sounds like everything's going as scheduled here at the schedule

00:02:19okay let's see what you did there yep so no truth to the rumors the board is ousting you and replacing you with sadie cole

00:02:26absolutely not

00:02:35absolutely not

00:02:37you're firing me

00:02:39from the company that i founded and replacing me with randall's daughter and no one here has a problem with this

00:02:47subscriptions are down you've had three bad quarters in a row

00:02:52sadie resuscitated glamour shack with with her friendship bracelet initiative

00:02:57her being my daughter isn't the point she has big fresh ideas

00:03:01you blocked me from my proposals to update the web interface design

00:03:05i am over here trying to revitalize this brand and you have blocked me at every turn

00:03:10it is the job of a board to support its founder's vision and you set me up to fail

00:03:16we have a fiduciary responsibility to our shareholders and we've lost confidence in you

00:03:21as chairman i have to make tough decisions getting the stock price back up is our primary concern

00:03:28every stock has a down day randall

00:03:31the board has the voting power to remove you it was unanimous

00:03:40even you marjorie the first female fist through the glass ceiling where is the sisterhood marjorie

00:03:46your exit compensation package

00:03:50no no

00:03:51no no

00:03:53you can't um it is fine

00:03:57oh

00:03:58Haw Legs

00:03:59no crying in baseball

00:04:04actually randall

00:04:06there is no crying in this basketball

00:04:07and it's basketball so no longer validate okay so there oh can you tell Sadie we are not friends

00:04:19I'm busting out like dynamite you ain't ready for that hold on aged out of what girl I just

00:04:26sent you Randall's press release about Sadie be strong it's sad Megan Maury's an icon but it's

00:04:36time she steps aside to let a new generation revive the brand I'm only eight years older than

00:04:41Sadie we're both millennials Randall's working overtime to trash you says you've lost your touch

00:04:47Yuki what am I supposed to do I'm the best executive recruiter around normally I could

00:04:53find some money bags backer for a new venture but you're radioactive you need a lay low let this blow

00:04:58over but all I do is work I mean who am I even if I'm not running a company self-care reconnect with

00:05:05build friends meditate volunteer people actually do those things no idea saw it on tik-tok

00:05:11Greg Greg hi Megan Moore

00:05:17yeah yeah yeah long time no talk uh-huh

00:05:25mm-hmm oh wow oh three kids wow Greg you're you're you're breaking up a little bit I

00:05:37clean

00:05:38a lot has happened to my sophomore year roommate

00:05:46can't every guy I ever date move on already

00:05:51hello and welcome I'm Christine and I invite you to make yourself comfortable

00:06:02oh there's no way it's only been one minute

00:06:05take a moment to pause bubble hopping is as simple as getting out of your own bubble

00:06:10getting to know someone else from a different bubble

00:06:12broaden your horizons see things from another person's point of view experience their day-to-day

00:06:19get out of your own boring rut

00:06:22nice

00:06:26a nice lady at the rescue said you all just need a good walk

00:06:33easy peasy right

00:06:34hardest help help me 9-1-1

00:06:39thank you for rounding up the dogs

00:06:41sure I didn't know you cooked

00:06:44oh I don't I think these spices came with the house do you think that we organize them alphabetically or by flavor profile

00:06:54you need a real project like something you can sink your claws into shred to pieces and eat the beating heart out of you know be yourself

00:07:04yes I know but what

00:07:08no no it's my mom nope

00:07:11you have a mom

00:07:12yes I work very hard to keep Lois out of my flight path

00:07:15Lois years together I never knew this

00:07:18yes well if you ever met her or my sister you would understand why

00:07:23you have a sister

00:07:25yep

00:07:26I'm dizzy

00:07:28next you're gonna tell me you have a dad

00:07:29oh no I don't he died when I was 13

00:07:31oh thank god

00:07:32his passing kind of ruined my childhood

00:07:34sorry sorry no uh I meant more like just how much of your real life have you kept hidden from me

00:07:40well let's see uh Izzy sister was a toddler when our dad died my mom remarried and uh Ken's the only father figure who she's ever really known

00:07:51Ken?

00:07:52mm-hmm and they've been bothering me to come over for dinner ever since I got five

00:07:56I can't do it

00:08:00ooh uh it's Beverly's turkey taco night can I leave early?

00:08:04yes of course

00:08:06jealous you're so close with your mom

00:08:08go it's your mom

00:08:10bring her the spices

00:08:12sorry we already gave it the office

00:08:22oh that's good

00:08:22here we go

00:08:24kidding

00:08:26mm-hmm fun

00:08:27come on in

00:08:28hug

00:08:29hello

00:08:30hello

00:08:30you know I thought you'd look more depressed

00:08:35you sound disappointed

00:08:36well it's okay to show feelings

00:08:38have you been journaling?

00:08:39mourning gratitude?

00:08:40are these the questions I have to answer before I cross the troll bridge?

00:08:43mom

00:08:44Megan's here

00:08:45oh

00:08:49a cypressaurize

00:08:52the Meg

00:08:54dad that's not the compliment you think it is anymore

00:08:56very good to see you Ken

00:08:58I brought you some spices

00:08:59oh

00:09:00smells so good

00:09:02oh

00:09:03it's Friday

00:09:04I'm making the ladies

00:09:06grown-up shirvy temples

00:09:08oh

00:09:09on the rock

00:09:09wonderful

00:09:10that good ship lollipop goes down smooth

00:09:14thank you Ken

00:09:14the bartender's on duty all night

00:09:16that sounds like my first born child

00:09:19but it couldn't be

00:09:20because that would require she visit me ever

00:09:23feed off the sofa it is

00:09:25oh

00:09:26poor poor baby

00:09:28you know I just thought you might look a little more depressed

00:09:34thanks mom

00:09:35how are you?

00:09:36how have you been?

00:09:37oh well I barely survived last week

00:09:38what happened?

00:09:39my sciatica flared

00:09:41but Izzy was my nursemaid

00:09:43and we ordered an ice cream

00:09:45and watched some cozy mysteries

00:09:47harrowing tale

00:09:48so glad you survived

00:09:48oh goody

00:09:50oh

00:09:50the man's finished fixing Izzy's car

00:09:53Kenny can you come pay him?

00:09:54yes yes here I come

00:09:56and there you go

00:09:58oh

00:10:00now that you have a new window

00:10:02and I put you on my phone plan

00:10:04I just feel so much better knowing your safe is

00:10:07thank you mom love you

00:10:08okay you pay for Izzy's phone?

00:10:11well only since her old one got stolen

00:10:13yeah

00:10:15I handed my purse to some girl

00:10:17in the bathroom line for like one second

00:10:18I'm so amazed that she didn't steal your wallet

00:10:21oh there's nothing in there anyways

00:10:22so what else did I miss?

00:10:25well meeting Izzy's new boyfriend for one

00:10:28Woody would be here but he's waiting to be bailed out

00:10:31of jail?

00:10:34well street art is his passion

00:10:36he tried to make a run for it but you know

00:10:37he's not a fitness guy

00:10:38hey dad

00:10:55how's it going up there?

00:10:59you really like the basketball this season

00:11:01I think it's our year

00:11:03I'm finally relaxing after years

00:11:15of nose to the grindstone

00:11:16you know

00:11:17one time in 2019

00:11:18I didn't sleep for three nights

00:11:20I did that at Burning Man

00:11:21I was relaunching me out

00:11:22I was relaunching myself

00:11:23okay well it is not a competition girls

00:11:26Ken, tank's empty

00:11:31these are delish though

00:11:32what is the secret ingredient?

00:11:34alcohol

00:11:35you know Megan

00:11:36why don't you let Ken make you some coffee?

00:11:38you know sweetie

00:11:41now that you're not so busy with work all the time

00:11:44actually I'm very busy

00:11:44volunteering at a doghouse

00:11:46sister shelter

00:11:47it's a doghouse shelter

00:11:47well maybe you two sisters could hang out

00:11:50sisters

00:11:50nothing like sisters

00:11:52Ken, coffee

00:11:53I love dog rescues

00:11:56sure

00:11:56I mean

00:11:57it is a good idea mom

00:11:58but I could never

00:11:59take your little Izzy Izzy away from you

00:12:01what are you talking about?

00:12:05guys

00:12:06do not make me say it

00:12:08you're completely codependent

00:12:10and Izzy

00:12:11I love you

00:12:12but you have no ability

00:12:13to take care of yourself

00:12:14mom and Kata

00:12:15just move in

00:12:16and fix everything

00:12:18okay you know what

00:12:18Izzy is just

00:12:19finding her path

00:12:21Beth

00:12:21she's almost 30

00:12:22it's a road to nowhere

00:12:23you know what

00:12:24that's enough Megan

00:12:25I'm sorry

00:12:26Ken

00:12:27you got a lot of potential

00:12:28you want to know something?

00:12:30if you let me

00:12:31I could turn your life right around

00:12:32I would run it like a corporation

00:12:34and you would be a big success

00:12:35huge

00:12:36Ken

00:12:37please

00:12:38I mean

00:12:38Megan makes solid points

00:12:40I want to thank you for that backup K-Dog

00:12:42I really do

00:12:43my mom's right

00:12:43and I should call a ride share

00:12:45I'll drive you

00:12:46I don't like you riding any cars with strangers

00:12:48the Kenpire strikes back

00:12:51here we go

00:12:52thank you

00:12:53thank you for dinner

00:12:54okay

00:12:55sweetie

00:12:56she's just

00:12:58going through a rough time

00:12:59she's venting

00:13:01I'm coming

00:13:14I'm coming

00:13:15okay

00:13:16if we're about to slap fight

00:13:22could we do it outside

00:13:23the cleaners

00:13:24we're just here

00:13:25oh

00:13:26is

00:13:27is

00:13:28is

00:13:28if this is about last night

00:13:30I didn't mean it

00:13:31no

00:13:31you did mean it

00:13:33okay I did

00:13:33but in much more of like an inside voice kind of a way

00:13:36you were right

00:13:37I am almost 30

00:13:38I'm freaking out

00:13:39I'm not together

00:13:40I'm a wreck

00:13:40I'm not perfect like you

00:13:41no no no

00:13:42I never said I was perfect

00:13:43okay

00:13:43the last 12 hours since your speech has been a journey

00:13:46bigger than when I went to that sound bath in Joshua Tree

00:13:48and I saw the space wolf

00:13:50I need coffee for this

00:13:52I'm freaking out

00:13:53I need your help

00:13:54there is a lot of cocktail involved in that

00:13:56cocktails tell the truth

00:13:58in Vegas Veritas

00:13:59or whatever that saying is

00:14:01run my life like a corporation

00:14:04make me your project

00:14:06make decisions for me

00:14:07make me a success like you

00:14:08I'm just

00:14:09not really a success right now is

00:14:13okay

00:14:13just ask my former board of directors

00:14:15I will do anything you say

00:14:21promise

00:14:22you really do mean this don't you

00:14:27mom did say she wanted us to hang out

00:14:30okay no wait

00:14:32nope

00:14:32I get it

00:14:33I get it now

00:14:34you're just substituting out mom with me

00:14:36nope

00:14:37no you could have help

00:14:38you could have support

00:14:39like what if you built like a little board of directors thingy

00:14:41okay

00:14:42or like just like a really supportive board

00:14:44I mean it's

00:14:45not the worst idea

00:14:46what

00:14:47can I just have a good idea

00:14:48I could see it actually

00:14:49life coach by committee

00:14:52a team of people to guide you

00:14:54set you up for success

00:14:56help you

00:14:56learn to stand on your own two feet

00:14:58yes

00:14:58that

00:14:59that's what I need

00:15:00I need that

00:15:01it's so crazy

00:15:01it kind of just might work

00:15:03so uh

00:15:05who would we put on this board

00:15:06oh I know someone perfect

00:15:08mom

00:15:09no

00:15:10absolutely not

00:15:11mom is

00:15:12Izzy

00:15:13mom is half the problem

00:15:14we cannot even tell mom about this

00:15:16we share everything

00:15:17she's gonna smell the secret on me like onion bagel breath

00:15:19Izzy

00:15:19it is time to cut the apron strings

00:15:22what does that even mean

00:15:23okay it just means

00:15:24no mom

00:15:25you have to promise me

00:15:26I saw you just crossed your fingers behind your back

00:15:31how old are we Izzy

00:15:32okay thank you

00:15:34was that so hard

00:15:35hmm

00:15:36okay

00:15:37let me book us some office space

00:15:39oh I know

00:15:39we can use that place

00:15:40uh

00:15:41lily pad

00:15:41that co-work place

00:15:42that went under

00:15:43it'll be perfect

00:15:43there's nobody there

00:15:44and I will find our board of directors

00:15:48just you

00:15:49leave it to me

00:15:50there it is

00:15:57hey

00:16:00that was mine

00:16:02that was mine

00:16:02Izzy

00:16:14donut

00:16:14don't you dare double dip

00:16:16did you just double dare me to do it

00:16:18don't eat the hummus

00:16:19we're ready to go

00:16:20music cue's all loaded

00:16:21great

00:16:22entertaining her is gonna be key

00:16:23all right

00:16:27Izzy

00:16:28come have a seat

00:16:30why would you

00:16:36okay

00:16:36it's a nice assortment

00:16:37all right

00:16:40well without any

00:16:42further ado

00:16:44Isabel Alexandra Moore

00:16:46are you ready

00:16:47to meet your new

00:16:48board of directors

00:16:50you are familiar with her work

00:16:53if you've seen my wardrobe

00:16:54a queen of fashion

00:16:56professional stylist

00:16:58she's like a supermodel

00:17:05she loves to fix her upper

00:17:07oh

00:17:11it's not giving

00:17:13it's taking

00:17:15taking

00:17:15I love an impossible challenge

00:17:17okay

00:17:18next up

00:17:19we have retired CPA

00:17:21small business owner

00:17:22and kitten rescue advocate

00:17:24to your current boss

00:17:25Frank

00:17:26Frank

00:17:33you're in on this

00:17:34I'm rooting for you baby

00:17:36boom

00:17:36oh

00:17:37you old socky

00:17:38Frank wants you to find

00:17:40your financial footing

00:17:41and a new career

00:17:42far away from his pizza business

00:17:44far away

00:17:45okay

00:17:46our next board member

00:17:48is the author

00:17:49of an extremely popular

00:17:50email newsletter

00:17:51on love

00:17:52and relationships

00:17:53soul surcise

00:17:55Patsy

00:17:56Izzy's childhood babysitter

00:17:58Izzy bear

00:18:08come in for a smother

00:18:09Izzy was a lovable terror

00:18:13who always went through my purse

00:18:15I'm excited to see

00:18:16who she'll become

00:18:17okay

00:18:20there's one more person

00:18:22who's late

00:18:23not impressing me

00:18:24Curtis I thought you screened this guy

00:18:26I did

00:18:27he was the best applicant

00:18:28from online

00:18:29also the only one

00:18:30who wasn't totally bananas

00:18:31right

00:18:32pardon

00:18:33every responsible board

00:18:35must recruit

00:18:36an independent director

00:18:36meaning someone

00:18:37who has no personal stake

00:18:38in the company

00:18:39so I'm afraid

00:18:40we can't really proceed

00:18:41until we I

00:18:42oh

00:18:43ah the parking thief

00:18:49the bubble hopping guy

00:18:51Dominique Hayes

00:18:52chair of psychology

00:18:53at Rossmore College

00:18:54so

00:18:55she's a fan of my videos

00:18:56I would say

00:18:57fan

00:18:58more of a

00:18:59algorithmically

00:19:00accidental viewer

00:19:01and that parking spot

00:19:02was fair game

00:19:03why did you

00:19:04respond to the ad

00:19:05a person's life

00:19:06friend like a corporation

00:19:07never hopped into that

00:19:08kind of bubble

00:19:09bring it on

00:19:10ready

00:19:19hello fellow board members

00:19:23I am Megan

00:19:24Izzy's sister

00:19:25and the chairperson

00:19:26of this board

00:19:27yes

00:19:28with a question

00:19:29already

00:19:29yeah I thought the

00:19:31role of chairperson

00:19:32is something we all vote on

00:19:33right

00:19:34Robert's rules of order

00:19:36will be followed

00:19:37by this board

00:19:38Curtis are you taking minutes

00:19:39always am

00:19:40great

00:19:40then I formally

00:19:42propose that I

00:19:43be chairperson

00:19:44of this board

00:19:45unless of course

00:19:46anyone else thinks

00:19:47that they are better

00:19:47suited for the job

00:19:49not me

00:19:50all in favor say aye

00:19:51aye

00:19:51there we voted

00:19:53you happy

00:19:54yeah

00:19:55good

00:19:55now let's get started

00:19:57Izzy

00:19:58what do you want

00:19:59out of life

00:20:00I want to be able

00:20:03to afford nice stuff

00:20:05gorgeous stuff

00:20:06I would love hair

00:20:08like they have

00:20:09in the shampoo commercials

00:20:10and a boyfriend

00:20:11who's not going to

00:20:11sell my TV

00:20:12for burrito money

00:20:13how about for

00:20:14calzone money

00:20:14goals

00:20:15limited

00:20:16but nonetheless

00:20:18goals

00:20:19okay

00:20:20now

00:20:21our primary objective

00:20:23is to ensure

00:20:25that we improve

00:20:26the overall

00:20:27trajectory

00:20:27of Izzy's life

00:20:29our core value

00:20:30make sure

00:20:31that Izzy's best interests

00:20:33are front and center

00:20:34all in favor say aye

00:20:36aye

00:20:36wonderful

00:20:38Izzy

00:20:39do you promise

00:20:41to follow the objective

00:20:43set forward

00:20:43by your board of directors

00:20:45I do

00:20:48yeah

00:20:50in there

00:20:50that's

00:20:51wow

00:20:52Curtis strike that

00:20:54from the minutes

00:20:54the minute shall reflect

00:20:56that this board

00:20:57has officially

00:20:57been formed

00:20:58I'll send you

00:20:59those bylaws later

00:21:00all right

00:21:01on to committee assignments

00:21:02Jilla

00:21:03branding and marketing

00:21:04Frank

00:21:06finance and strategic planning

00:21:08you got it

00:21:08Patsy

00:21:09did you just hit

00:21:1040 years married to Al

00:21:12and still snuggling

00:21:13like newlyweds

00:21:14okay your committee's

00:21:15definitely relationship

00:21:16management

00:21:17if everyone doesn't

00:21:18already have

00:21:19be scheduled

00:21:19on their phone

00:21:20downloaded

00:21:20I'll be sending

00:21:22calendar invites

00:21:22for everyone's

00:21:23individual presentations

00:21:24as for our

00:21:26psychology professor

00:21:27right

00:21:28yes

00:21:29he's our

00:21:30unbiased observer

00:21:31he's responsible

00:21:32for evaluating

00:21:33if the board

00:21:33is generally

00:21:34on the right track

00:21:35and your

00:21:36unpaid attendance

00:21:37is mandatory

00:21:38well it's a good thing

00:21:39my workload

00:21:40is like this semester

00:21:41so

00:21:42what's your

00:21:43committee assignment

00:21:43operations oversight

00:21:45I will make sure

00:21:46that best practices

00:21:47are used for all

00:21:48of our deliverables

00:21:48now our deadline

00:21:51Izzy's

00:21:5230th birthday

00:21:53I know what you're

00:21:54thinking

00:21:54it's only three months

00:21:56away

00:21:56good luck with that

00:21:57no problem

00:21:57with me

00:21:58three months

00:21:59we can do this

00:22:00with our guidance

00:22:01her world

00:22:02will be overhauled

00:22:04we can help her

00:22:05master the life skills

00:22:06needed to be profitable

00:22:07and successful

00:22:08let's do it

00:22:10go Izzy

00:22:12meeting adjourned

00:22:13we can do it

00:22:15per usual

00:22:16I'm a miracle worker

00:22:17Troy Graves

00:22:19Nepple baby

00:22:19to the Graves oil dynasty

00:22:21is looking to impress

00:22:22daddy by investing

00:22:23in startups

00:22:23and he wants to hear

00:22:25what new app ideas

00:22:26you're cooking up

00:22:27seriously

00:22:28I'm on his radar

00:22:29he's new to this

00:22:30and isn't in Randall's

00:22:31world of penny business

00:22:32politics

00:22:33all he needed to hear

00:22:34was how smart you are

00:22:35well I am working

00:22:37on a personal project

00:22:38sort of a

00:22:39whole life makeover

00:22:40of my sister

00:22:40really

00:22:41is that a thing

00:22:42yeah yeah

00:22:43the app idea

00:22:44would be

00:22:45crowdsourcing

00:22:45your most important

00:22:46decisions

00:22:47tagline

00:22:48life coach

00:22:49by committee

00:22:50choose the right people

00:22:51and you can't go wrong

00:22:52I love it

00:22:52get your pitch together

00:22:53I'll circle back

00:22:54now

00:22:59you all know me

00:23:01as Frank

00:23:01an easy going

00:23:03kitten loving

00:23:04master of the wood

00:23:05fired pizza oven

00:23:06but before I invested

00:23:08my retirement funds

00:23:09into making gourmet pies

00:23:11I was Frank

00:23:13the accountant

00:23:15dark lord of numbers

00:23:18now

00:23:19Izzy

00:23:20how do you do

00:23:22your taxes

00:23:22Frank doesn't the

00:23:23cash register at work

00:23:24just add that automatically

00:23:25he means income taxes

00:23:27sweet pea

00:23:27you know I give you

00:23:29a W-2 every January

00:23:30oh yes

00:23:31and I always say

00:23:32thank you

00:23:32Curtis check the IRS

00:23:33database for outstanding

00:23:34warrants

00:23:35excuse me

00:23:36um

00:23:36do you even track

00:23:38your spending

00:23:38oh no of course I do

00:23:40I have a whole system

00:23:40oh

00:23:42I even brought it

00:23:43shoe boxes

00:23:47for shoe receipts

00:23:48and then

00:23:50the takeout box

00:23:51is full of all

00:23:52the delivery orders

00:23:53and

00:23:56you know I think that's just

00:24:00recycling

00:24:01okay

00:24:01uh

00:24:02before we

00:24:03learn how to budget

00:24:04we're gonna learn a new

00:24:05sentence kitty cat

00:24:06I can't afford it

00:24:08you can say it

00:24:10I can't afford it

00:24:12I don't want to say that

00:24:13come on Izzy

00:24:13you agreed

00:24:14can I have a bathroom break

00:24:17later

00:24:17hi

00:24:19it's a start

00:24:27and we'll work on it

00:24:28okay

00:24:29you really do get the best spot

00:24:35I'm strategic

00:24:36can't leave these things to chance

00:24:38ah practical life motto

00:24:40I go after what I want

00:24:42trying to be a good example to Izzy

00:24:43uh huh

00:24:44is that why you're doing this

00:24:45what do you mean

00:24:46the psychologist in me wonders

00:24:48what you're getting out of this

00:24:49helping my sister

00:24:51goodnight

00:24:53goodnight

00:24:54after doing a thorough evaluation

00:24:59of Izzy's current inventory

00:25:01oh not my bridesmaid's combo dress

00:25:03she said you wear it all again

00:25:04I've been through four boyfriends

00:25:06in those jeans

00:25:06those are my custom made roller skates

00:25:10classic

00:25:12in a retro way

00:25:13we keep

00:25:14thank you

00:25:15those are working clothes

00:25:19those would be great on working women

00:25:20they'd get a leg up

00:25:21mermaids

00:25:22don't have legs

00:25:24one woman's trash

00:25:25is another woman's Halloween costume

00:25:27I'm focusing on maximizing our ROI

00:25:31I won't wear camping clothes

00:25:33ROI means return on investment

00:25:34I still won't wear camping clothes

00:25:36iMotion rebranding Izzy

00:25:39in affordable classic clothing

00:25:41oh I second

00:25:42oh

00:25:45oh

00:25:47all of this was in your car trunk

00:25:53sample cell rejects

00:25:55budget-friendly designer

00:25:56is this so real?

00:26:01yes

00:26:01welcome to my world

00:26:03the show will now begin

00:26:25wow look at you Izzy

00:26:28Izzy

00:26:28looks fantastic

00:26:29my god how fabulous

00:26:31Izzy you look beautiful

00:26:40okay today we are whiteboarding

00:26:44Izzy's new career prospects

00:26:45take it away Frank

00:26:47thank you Megan

00:26:48thank you Megan

00:26:48I present

00:26:50Izzy's career options

00:26:52are you even interested in these fields?

00:26:59uh esthetician sounds fun

00:27:00oh I fainted during ear piercing

00:27:02well let's brainstorm careers

00:27:04that don't involve needles

00:27:05Izzy

00:27:06larger question

00:27:07what's your passion in life?

00:27:09work should bring you joy

00:27:10nope

00:27:10she's had enough joy

00:27:11that's why we're all here

00:27:12uh Curtis

00:27:13would you mind reading back

00:27:14the minutes from our first meeting

00:27:16about Izzy's goals?

00:27:17I wanna afford nice stuff

00:27:19that's enough

00:27:20Iz?

00:27:21is that still true?

00:27:22yeah

00:27:23okay

00:27:24let's work backwards from there

00:27:25okay here we go

00:27:27there is no money in ear piercing

00:27:30half the people in my gym

00:27:31think that they're also yoga teachers

00:27:33and I am not even addressing clown school

00:27:35we need to work with Izzy's core competencies

00:27:38so I drew up a resume

00:27:40Curtis if you could please

00:27:41this is what will get Izzy the dream job

00:27:44most recent job senior provisions

00:27:49courier Frankswood fired pizza

00:27:51I upscaled it a little

00:27:52branding sales associate

00:27:54nation one health services

00:27:56hmm I handed out sunscreen at Coachella once

00:27:58and got a free ticket

00:27:59aren't these kind of a stretch?

00:28:03yeah well they're kind of a stretch that worked

00:28:05my recruiter friend Yuki just got Iz

00:28:08an interview this Thursday

00:28:09to be the receptionist to a new art gallery

00:28:11well I don't know anything about art

00:28:14oh don't worry honey nobody does

00:28:16no

00:28:17okay Frank will go over interview techniques with you

00:28:19next action item

00:28:22Izzy's social media makeover

00:28:24is complete

00:28:25that's nice

00:28:26oh that's so pretty and clean

00:28:28Megan had me scattering some socially relevant inspirational quotes

00:28:32there's a Marilyn Monroe

00:28:34goddess

00:28:35give a girl the right pair of shoes

00:28:36and she can conquer the world

00:28:38oh come on

00:28:39Marilyn Monroe is the most fake quoted woman in history

00:28:42says who?

00:28:43Bette Mittler

00:28:44the one who said that

00:28:45what?

00:28:46Hocus Pocus 2

00:28:46what women want

00:28:48okay the point is it's inspirational

00:28:49and clearly getting a lot of likes

00:28:52double tap

00:28:52yes

00:28:57so Izzy doesn't know we're coming

00:29:05as head of operations oversight

00:29:07I am leading this unscheduled field trip

00:29:09to check on compliance

00:29:10incognito

00:29:11in secret?

00:29:12I don't know

00:29:13trust is the cornerstone to a relationship

00:29:15true but with any kitten I rescue

00:29:17I consider the soul behind the meow

00:29:21Frank you contain multitudes

00:29:22I can't believe I'm about to see my handiwork at work

00:29:24Izzy did land this job on her own

00:29:26what do you mean with my fake resume or Frank's coaching?

00:29:28give her a little credit

00:29:28I'll go

00:29:29give her first

00:29:31after you

00:29:32why are you making this weird?

00:29:33because I can't

00:29:33just let it go out from the door

00:29:34before you have no strings attached

00:29:36hi

00:29:43thanks for coming

00:29:44if you like anything

00:29:45hello

00:29:48artist community gallery

00:29:49okay

00:29:49I don't care about whatever this is

00:30:07but these colors would look great on Izzy

00:30:09you know I bet if I could do her colors

00:30:11I bet she's a sprain

00:30:13you're in my spot

00:30:15what?

00:30:16possessions and I didn't see you all

00:30:17move it tiny

00:30:18no

00:30:20just let me check on

00:30:20I'll be right back

00:30:22I could do that

00:30:25wait

00:30:27could I do that?

00:30:32I mean what even is this?

00:30:34it's odd

00:30:35someone's life

00:30:36hmm

00:30:37I admire the embracement

00:30:40of vacuous space

00:30:42and uncertainty here

00:30:43note to self

00:30:44explore this theme

00:30:46in a series of calzones

00:30:47Megan?

00:30:58Megan?

00:31:00Mom?

00:31:01what is going on here?

00:31:02oh sweetheart

00:31:03here I was so worried

00:31:04that your social media

00:31:05had been hacked by AI

00:31:07but no

00:31:08this looks like

00:31:10it's the real deal

00:31:11abort mission

00:31:12we've been compromised

00:31:13I repeat

00:31:13abort

00:31:14this outfit

00:31:15Izzy

00:31:16wow

00:31:16that is not your usual

00:31:18mix and match coordinates

00:31:19from the mall

00:31:20it's gorgeous

00:31:21is it real

00:31:23designer?

00:31:24yeah

00:31:24no it actually is

00:31:25believe it or not

00:31:26uh

00:31:27mom

00:31:28what are you doing here?

00:31:29well what are you doing here?

00:31:30what are you both doing here?

00:31:32I was tracking Izzy on her phone

00:31:33because I don't know

00:31:34where you've been lately

00:31:35you certainly do go to some

00:31:36empty office building a lot

00:31:38uh-huh

00:31:38those are the lily pad offices

00:31:40and they hold sample sales there

00:31:42which explains Izzy's new look

00:31:44oh

00:31:44and a new job

00:31:46apparently

00:31:47mom what did you mean by track?

00:31:49I put the family scan app

00:31:50on Izzy's new phone

00:31:52it's just a silly GPS thing

00:31:54of course Ken

00:31:54he thinks I'm a worry wart

00:31:57but like Sally Field

00:31:58not without my daughter

00:32:00aww

00:32:01mom you track us

00:32:02well not Megan

00:32:03unless you want me to sweetheart

00:32:06no

00:32:06I don't

00:32:07uh mom

00:32:08we should probably let Izzy get back to work

00:32:10well

00:32:10what about dinner?

00:32:11I mean your poor baby sister

00:32:13she's gotta eat

00:32:14I'm buying

00:32:15I'm sorry

00:32:18have we met?

00:32:19uh Dominic Hayes

00:32:21oh

00:32:21yeah

00:32:22oh

00:32:22you two are together

00:32:25no

00:32:25I'm a fellow lover

00:32:27Megan

00:32:28he's adorbs

00:32:29maybe we should all just go to

00:32:31Monsieur Frog's Bistro

00:32:33oh and Izzy

00:32:34you forgot our appointment

00:32:35so I just came here

00:32:37mom and I have this tradition

00:32:38where we go to bridal boutiques

00:32:40and we try on dresses

00:32:40and drink free champagne

00:32:41uh-huh

00:32:43what

00:32:43oh you can't tell me that's real

00:32:45it is if you're engaged

00:32:46but why?

00:32:47can't a mother dream?

00:32:49I mean you girls are not getting any younger

00:32:51and I want grandchildren

00:32:53uh

00:32:53I

00:32:55yes you should definitely

00:32:56right

00:32:56uh you know what

00:32:57sorry mom

00:32:58um

00:32:58I have to take this really seriously

00:33:00oh

00:33:01well

00:33:01maybe

00:33:02alright mom

00:33:03we should probably let her

00:33:05come on

00:33:05we can't see any art?

00:33:07that's a very nice one isn't it?

00:33:08it's wonderful

00:33:09it's beautiful

00:33:10mom

00:33:14there you are

00:33:15look

00:33:15the bad news is

00:33:17Izzy cannot be your on-call play date anymore

00:33:19but the good news is

00:33:20you can stop paying her bills

00:33:21well moms like to be needed sometimes

00:33:24I understand

00:33:25but please stop tempting her

00:33:26and sabotaging her new career

00:33:28so Dominic

00:33:31how long have you and Megan known each other?

00:33:34not long

00:33:34a few weeks

00:33:35oh and what do you do?

00:33:38oh please mom

00:33:39no interrogation

00:33:39well excuse me for being curious about your life Megan

00:33:43it would be the first time

00:33:44oh

00:33:45so you know I do have that dinner Rezzy

00:33:48how about all three of us go together?

00:33:51actually we have a whole kind of art crawl thing happening

00:33:54so we can't make it

00:33:55it's a lovely offer for Lois

00:33:56will rain check?

00:33:57you betcha

00:33:58so good to see you mom

00:33:59get home safe

00:34:00okay

00:34:01goodbye

00:34:02Lois does not know anything about the board

00:34:05and it has to stay that way

00:34:07why?

00:34:07she seems delightful

00:34:08she is

00:34:09she is

00:34:09she's lovely

00:34:10and she and Izzy are BFFs

00:34:12but she totally coddles her

00:34:13and apparently they go on a weird secret shopping trip

00:34:15the fake wedding dress thing actually sounds fun

00:34:18I mean free champagne

00:34:19no I've never been invited

00:34:21uh-huh

00:34:22now we're getting somewhere

00:34:24what does that mean?

00:34:27oh no

00:34:28oh no

00:34:29do not do that psychology thing

00:34:31where you make me answer my own questions

00:34:32because I am not jealous about being left out at all

00:34:35it's understandable if you are

00:34:36look I think your mom wants to hang

00:34:38this is me

00:34:40of course it is

00:34:42right out the front

00:34:43hmm

00:34:43let me

00:34:44I'm fine

00:34:51Curtis

00:34:57whiteboard and lights

00:34:58our missy here is romantically on board

00:35:04her little ship's tossing at the sea

00:35:06because she can't find a reliable port to drop anchor

00:35:09okay yeah

00:35:12when you see them bunched together like bad bananas

00:35:14baby you want a bow not a barnacle

00:35:16let's fish for a keeper

00:35:18way to commit to the nautical theme

00:35:19thanks Frank

00:35:21Al and I met on a holiday cocktail cruise

00:35:23the ocean is a metaphor for love

00:35:25so I motion this pearl

00:35:27ditch her oyster shell

00:35:28and find someone new

00:35:30I second that motion

00:35:31time to get on the soul crushing dating apps

00:35:34I don't know

00:35:35I think Izzy should meet a man

00:35:37doing things she loves

00:35:39you know like traffic school

00:35:40or doubling back

00:35:42to get free grocery store samples

00:35:44yeah but that's how she met all the bad bananas

00:35:46oh yeah not true

00:35:47Woody and I met in line at the port-a-potty

00:35:48for Lollapalooza

00:35:49hmm all right we need to get practical

00:35:52treat finding love like finding that one perfect pair of jeans

00:35:57they look good they feel good

00:35:59they're just right

00:36:01all of my online readers swear by truelovesmatch.com

00:36:05all right so all in favor of online dating say aye

00:36:08aye

00:36:09aye

00:36:09he enjoys volleyball

00:36:12camping and making authentic Thai food

00:36:14let's meet Zach

00:36:16no

00:36:17oh I'm still getting lost in his eyes

00:36:19no

00:36:20he cut himself out from an old photo with an ex-girlfriend

00:36:22he's clearly not over her

00:36:23exactly

00:36:24it takes one second

00:36:25to take a new selfie

00:36:26if there's another arm in the photo

00:36:28it's attached to the hand

00:36:29he wishes he was holding

00:36:30mm-hmm

00:36:30maybe it's his sister

00:36:32or a friend

00:36:33it's not

00:36:34bullet dodged

00:36:35next

00:36:36all right let's move on to Steven

00:36:38he's a doctor who once revived a heart attack victim on an airplane

00:36:41sounds promising-ish

00:36:43let's see him

00:36:44is that supposed to be his niece

00:36:47babysitting

00:36:49maybe it's his own bambina

00:36:50oh I can't be a stepmom

00:36:52online dating is such a needle in a haystack approach

00:36:55right

00:36:55that's why I deleted my dating app

00:36:57same it's just a big bait and switch

00:36:59what if we reverse engineered this

00:37:02figured out what the ideal mate is

00:37:04I like your blue sky thinking

00:37:06let's make a list

00:37:07Meg loves the list

00:37:08mm-hmm

00:37:09like for me my ideal mate has to be funny

00:37:11yes

00:37:11sense of humor is a must

00:37:13and they should also be

00:37:14at least a little bit handy

00:37:15like they could build a medium level difficulty desk

00:37:18exactly

00:37:19like owns an allen wrench

00:37:20and isn't afraid of a little DIY

00:37:22yes

00:37:22and they have to be a basketball fan of course

00:37:24oh 100%

00:37:25did you catch the game the other night?

00:37:27legendary

00:37:27and you know just somebody

00:37:29who you feel like you can be yourself around

00:37:31someone

00:37:31someone you can confide in

00:37:33yeah someone who genuinely listens

00:37:36yeah

00:37:36someone who thinks you're pretty great

00:37:38just in the U

00:37:39hey

00:37:39can we get the boat back on course?

00:37:43I'm getting seasick

00:37:44while you two were so cutely sidetracked

00:37:47with DIY and basketball

00:37:48Izzy picked Carson

00:37:50a finance wizard who's into tennis

00:37:53Japanese whiskey

00:37:54and Taylor Swift

00:37:55but only because his niece has twisted his arm

00:37:57and Patsy already messaged him

00:37:59wow

00:37:59okay

00:38:00he just asked me out for tonight

00:38:02uh wow

00:38:03wait

00:38:04Patsy

00:38:04what did you

00:38:05don't want to know

00:38:07well that felt quick

00:38:09but uh

00:38:09all in favor of

00:38:10Izzy dating Carson

00:38:11say aye

00:38:12aye

00:38:13man

00:38:13just don't like the guy

00:38:15bad vibes

00:38:16oh Frank

00:38:17it's a fine option

00:38:19how I'm supposed to act

00:38:22I got him close

00:38:24please trade away

00:38:26he hadn't even told me his name

00:38:30and the bloodshed on my face

00:38:33oh

00:38:34oh

00:38:35oh

00:38:36oh

00:38:36he was cool

00:38:42professor Hayes

00:39:06with a present wrench

00:39:07in the

00:39:07upstairs bathroom

00:39:08upstairs bathroom

00:39:09hey uh

00:39:14thank you so much for coming over to help out

00:39:17yeah no worries

00:39:18I was just at home grading papers tonight anyway

00:39:20exciting huh

00:39:22oh

00:39:22yeah

00:39:23almost as exciting as my night of wine and doom scrolling

00:39:25speaking of uh

00:39:28grading papers

00:39:29why a professor of psychology

00:39:31you really want to know

00:39:32yes I do want to know

00:39:34well I'm fascinated

00:39:36about what makes people tick

00:39:38what motivates us

00:39:40why we do what we do

00:39:42I moved to America

00:39:43I got a PhD in psych

00:39:44but quickly realised

00:39:45I didn't want to be a therapist

00:39:46why not

00:39:47I enjoy the research

00:39:49exploring the big picture

00:39:51and the teaching

00:39:52gives me a healthy work life balance

00:39:54oh right

00:39:55yeah

00:39:55like uh

00:39:56grading papers on a Saturday night

00:39:57kind of work life balance

00:39:58ouch

00:39:59mad I'm wine and doom scrolling

00:40:01wait a minute

00:40:04aha

00:40:05rubber gasket shot

00:40:08ooh

00:40:09I have more of those

00:40:10sometimes

00:40:12when I'm at hardware hamlet

00:40:15I like to stack up

00:40:16yeah me too

00:40:18hmm

00:40:19here we go

00:40:22okay

00:40:23and

00:40:25and

00:40:26voila

00:40:27oh that is perfect

00:40:28thank you

00:40:29I really appreciate you

00:40:30coming over

00:40:31I didn't think you'd text me back

00:40:33didn't even think you really liked me very much

00:40:35well you stole my parking spot

00:40:37you cannot get over that can you

00:40:39yeah I uh

00:40:41I have to admit

00:40:42I've um

00:40:43never met anyone like you before

00:40:45it's refreshing

00:40:46you've uh

00:40:47certainly

00:40:47rocked me out of my bubble

00:40:49happy to help out

00:40:51but I am recording

00:40:54the game

00:40:54if you

00:40:55you don't want it to

00:40:56oh

00:40:56you're inviting me to watch the game

00:40:59well I mean you're the psychology professor

00:41:01so you tell me

00:41:02sure

00:41:03yes yes yes

00:41:04yes

00:41:05what's here

00:41:22a surprise

00:41:24ta-da

00:41:36it's yours

00:41:38what

00:41:39oh

00:41:40no way

00:41:41thought she'd like it

00:41:43no no no

00:41:43no way

00:41:44as in I can't afford this

00:41:45see

00:41:46I practiced

00:41:46actually

00:41:48you can

00:41:48well I technically paid the deposit in the first six months rent

00:41:51but uh

00:41:52think of it as a gift to get you out of that roommate situation

00:41:55plus if you stick to the budget that we drew up for you

00:41:58you absolutely can afford it in this fancy new gallery job

00:42:02okay

00:42:04I will move in under one condition

00:42:07lunch with mom

00:42:09no

00:42:10why not

00:42:11you are too hard on her

00:42:13I'm not too

00:42:13anything

00:42:14on her is

00:42:15I'm not

00:42:16okay well

00:42:16I miss her

00:42:17I miss her

00:42:18and I think if we do spend a little time with her

00:42:21then maybe she wouldn't try to track me down like she did before

00:42:24okay that's fair

00:42:25oh and

00:42:27you guys can meet my new man

00:42:28do you mean Carson

00:42:30Izzy

00:42:32that's very fast

00:42:34we've been out twice

00:42:35you know Carson talks a lot about work

00:42:37and you know I know it's very important because I don't understand a word he's saying

00:42:41that's not true Iz

00:42:42no it is

00:42:43wait until you see

00:42:43okay

00:42:44what I mean is

00:42:45Izzy

00:42:45you're very smart

00:42:47I got a negative on my SAT

00:42:49I didn't know that was possible

00:42:50when you don't show up it is

00:42:51okay

00:42:52anyway

00:42:53I am very much looking forward to meeting Carson

00:42:55it's really good to meet someone who opens your world up

00:42:58oh

00:42:59who is he

00:43:01tell me

00:43:02I didn't

00:43:03tell me tell me tell me

00:43:04oh my god

00:43:06is it Dominic

00:43:07how

00:43:08it is Dominic

00:43:09it is so cute

00:43:12cute

00:43:12is it cute

00:43:13yes

00:43:14that he's into you

00:43:15how can you tell

00:43:17when was the last time you dated

00:43:18I remember high-waisted jeans were coming back into style

00:43:21anyway

00:43:23he did kind of come over the other night

00:43:26oh

00:43:26way to go sis

00:43:28fixed my shower

00:43:29anyway I thought we were talking about you and Carson

00:43:32I can't wait to meet him

00:43:34anyway

00:43:34at lunch

00:43:36at mom

00:43:37hmm

00:43:38hmm

00:43:39hmm

00:43:3930 George Washington's for a cheeseburger

00:43:46Izzy knows to meet us here

00:43:47right

00:43:48yes

00:43:49and not Monsieur Frog's Bistro

00:43:50yes mom

00:43:51Carson made the reservation

00:43:52does he think we're paying

00:43:54honey did you bring the airline miles credit card

00:43:57Dollywood here we come

00:43:59don't worry

00:44:00Izzy says it's his treat

00:44:02that this guy makes bank

00:44:03oh

00:44:04well when did you talk to Izzy

00:44:06um

00:44:06I can't remember

00:44:07exactly

00:44:08but it was

00:44:09it did happen

00:44:10and it was

00:44:11it was

00:44:11recently

00:44:12ish

00:44:13I hope this is one of those places

00:44:15that send leftovers

00:44:16home

00:44:16in those big foil swans

00:44:18oh

00:44:20he looks chiseled

00:44:22out of marble

00:44:23the real stuff

00:44:24not the countertops

00:44:26hmm

00:44:26I could take him

00:44:27in an old school navy pull up contest

00:44:30I am

00:44:30good

00:44:31everyone

00:44:32this is Carson

00:44:33Izzy told me all about you

00:44:35Ken

00:44:35yeah

00:44:35Lois

00:44:37Megan

00:44:37sit

00:44:38sit

00:44:39so

00:44:40how did you two meet

00:44:41and why didn't I know anything about this before

00:44:44because they met online

00:44:45right Iz

00:44:46yep

00:44:47it's a true loves match

00:44:48see what I did there

00:44:50so clever

00:44:51and Carson

00:44:53that is a handsome name

00:44:55so what is it that you do

00:44:57besides belong to an elegant club

00:45:00hedge fund manager

00:45:01oh

00:45:01manager

00:45:02now that sounds very

00:45:04official

00:45:04how about I order us all the best dishes

00:45:07and we share

00:45:08okay

00:45:09okay

00:45:09we will have two here for a million

00:45:11he's a little different for Izzy

00:45:14why

00:45:14because he has a job

00:45:15well yes

00:45:16and he's wearing shoes

00:45:18they were nice shoes

00:45:19all right

00:45:20I make it quick

00:45:20I'm angry

00:45:21wow

00:45:24wow you have such a good sense of humor

00:45:25and he is so smart

00:45:28Carson's teaching me a lot about his work

00:45:30like derivatives

00:45:31derivatives

00:45:32that's where it's at

00:45:34I didn't know that Izzy was interested in money

00:45:36besides spending mine

00:45:38we call it finance

00:45:39not money

00:45:40oh

00:45:41well

00:45:41look at me

00:45:43I don't know the insider lingo

00:45:45can't put you

00:45:49so fascinating

00:45:55my expertise is in long short equity strategy

00:45:59see now what that is in layman's terms

00:46:01taking a long position on a stock on the rise

00:46:03and the short position on a stock on the decline

00:46:05hey

00:46:06sounds like sister took accounting 101

00:46:08yeah actually I

00:46:10never mind

00:46:11well it's all greek to me

00:46:13the greeks did invent money

00:46:14and a salad

00:46:16um

00:46:17hey I thought dominic was gonna be here

00:46:19oh yes

00:46:20art dominic

00:46:21I liked him

00:46:22we're just pals

00:46:23oh is that because you friend zoned him with home repairs

00:46:25oh girl talk

00:46:27no girl talk

00:46:28denial

00:46:28well you know what

00:46:30if you girls do want to gossip

00:46:31we could do a three-way face time

00:46:33I do it all the time with jill and ronna

00:46:35from the baking reddit

00:46:37babe

00:46:38before I forget

00:46:39big client drinks tonight

00:46:40you gonna change

00:46:42oh

00:46:43as if it's cocktail attire

00:46:45you could wear that green dress

00:46:46from the sample sale

00:46:46mmm

00:46:47oh uh do you think gold shoes are black

00:46:49oh black for sure

00:46:50well I am gonna have to check out

00:46:52this sample sale myself

00:46:54sometime soon

00:46:55mmm

00:46:56mmm

00:46:57thank you so much

00:46:59oh

00:46:59okay

00:47:01call me

00:47:02alright I will

00:47:02I will

00:47:03okay

00:47:04bye

00:47:05bye

00:47:05something is going on here

00:47:13yeah mom

00:47:14Izzy finally decided to adult

00:47:15does this have something to do with that dinner party monologue from last month

00:47:19mom why would you say that

00:47:20well

00:47:21new look

00:47:22new job

00:47:23new boyfriend

00:47:24and all without consulting me

00:47:26I just hope she's happy

00:47:29of course she's happy

00:47:30why wouldn't she be

00:47:31this is everything she's ever wanted

00:47:33is it

00:47:34okay what does that mean

00:47:36no

00:47:38nothing

00:47:40six swans a-swimming leftovers for Kato

00:47:46aww

00:47:46let's get Lois home

00:47:48yeah I'll hold them

00:47:50yeah just give them to me

00:47:52be very gentle with them

00:47:52very gentle with them

00:47:53delicate

00:47:53see you later maggots

00:47:54see you k-pop

00:47:56I'll be

00:47:57thank you later ma'am

00:48:18bell

00:48:21bell bell

00:48:22hmm so many bells

00:48:24wow

00:48:24So much boring mail.

00:48:26No, uh, no Carson today?

00:48:28Oh, he's in Vegas for a bachelor party for one of his bros.

00:48:31Private plane, pricey cigars, high stakes poker.

00:48:34Sounds boring.

00:48:36They're great.

00:48:37Hey, uh, Is, are you, um, are you happy with Carson?

00:48:43Well, it's what the board chose, right?

00:48:45Yeah, but that's not really what I'm asking.

00:48:48Is that my mail?

00:48:50Well, it's not mine. That's very 1990s.

00:48:52Oh, is that a party invitation?

00:48:57Same.

00:48:59It's like Marjorie's turning the big 7-0.

00:49:02She was my board member. It'd be scheduled.

00:49:04She was the only one who I actually liked.

00:49:06I love a party. Let's go.

00:49:08Oh, no, Izzy, it's not like that kind of a party.

00:49:11It's gonna be, you know, fancy champagne, classical music,

00:49:15not just corporate chit-chat.

00:49:16Will you have me at free champagne?

00:49:17Izzy, first of all, there's no such thing as free champagne.

00:49:20Why?

00:49:22Look, Randall's gonna be there, okay?

00:49:25That trash basket that ousted you from your job?

00:49:27That very trash basket.

00:49:29Well, who cares? If Marge wants you to be there, you should go.

00:49:35No, you know what?

00:49:36You're right.

00:49:37I should not let Randall dictate my social schedule.

00:49:40Exactly.

00:49:43So what are we wearing?

00:49:46It's just wild to me that Carson goes to this club, too.

00:49:50I mean, I just can't believe that all rich people belong to the same one.

00:49:53It certainly does seem that way.

00:49:55Oh, thank you.

00:50:00Izzy, you can't.

00:50:02There's Marjorie, birthday girl, guest of honor.

00:50:07Hi, Marge.

00:50:09Happy birthday, work it, girl.

00:50:12Oh, sorry.

00:50:18Nice crowd.

00:50:19I thought that was you, Megs.

00:50:25Randall, what a surprise.

00:50:27Oh, you're the surprise.

00:50:29You look great.

00:50:30I, uh, thought you'd look more depressed.

00:50:33That's my point.

00:50:34Joke, Steward.

00:50:35Actually, no, I've never been happier.

00:50:38And free.

00:50:39Free of the scheduled plummeting stock now that Megan Moore isn't at the helm.

00:50:43Frank, help me watch the stock market.

00:50:44Good job.

00:50:45Well, every stock has a down day.

00:50:47And where have I heard that before?

00:50:49Randy, firing my sister was a big mistake.

00:50:53Epic.

00:50:54You and the board might think you're flying high, but you aren't.

00:50:56You want to know why Megan looks so great?

00:50:58She's got the wind beneath her wings.

00:51:00What is this nonsense?

00:51:02It's called a clap back.

00:51:03Don't try to keep up.

00:51:05If you'll excuse me, I'll be, uh, taking my leave.

00:51:09Perfect.

00:51:10My work is done here.

00:51:13Hmm.

00:51:14Izzy, that was incredible.

00:51:16You, you really had my back just then.

00:51:19Why do you sound so surprised?

00:51:20Well, I, I don't know.

00:51:23I, I haven't exactly always or maybe even ever been there for you in sisterly back-up moments like that.

00:51:29Better late than never.

00:51:30Let's celebrate.

00:51:32Can we get some lemon drop shots?

00:51:34That sounds awful.

00:51:34That's what everyone says at first.

00:51:36Uh-huh.

00:51:37Now lean to the front.

00:51:38Lean to the back.

00:51:39Now lean to the front.

00:51:40Lean to the back.

00:51:41Now simple those hips.

00:51:42Simple those hips.

00:51:44Make your body want to have a heart attack.

00:51:45Now clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

00:51:50Now stop.

00:51:51Wait for the drop.

00:51:53Do not be fooled by their cuteness.

00:51:55They're smart and wily creatures.

00:51:56I never even knew you liked dogs.

00:51:59But you know we had a dog before you were born, right?

00:52:03You did?

00:52:04Yeah.

00:52:05Well, he was mostly dad's dog.

00:52:07It's Gus.

00:52:07He was a basset hound.

00:52:08Why am I just hearing about this?

00:52:10I can't believe mom never talks about Gus.

00:52:12Or dad.

00:52:13She's just worried what Ken will think.

00:52:15And I think she's probably very sad.

00:52:17What was Gus like?

00:52:18Oh, he was the very best.

00:52:21He was obsessed with the mailman.

00:52:23He had these velvet ears.

00:52:24Passed gas, it would clear a room.

00:52:26He sounds perfect.

00:52:28He really was.

00:52:30I remember when he died, he told me this story about how Gus had crossed over to the other

00:52:35side of the Rainbow Bridge and how he was playing with puppies on the other side.

00:52:39I wasn't really sure if I bought it, to be honest with you, but I could tell it made

00:52:44dad feel better, so I went along with it.

00:52:46That's sweet.

00:52:47Hey, I wish I had more memories with dad, like you do.

00:52:51Hey, you know I'd love to talk with you about that stuff, like any time, right?

00:52:57I'm really glad we're doing this, you know, hanging out as sisters.

00:53:01Me too.

00:53:04Hey, do you remember that time when I went roller skating?

00:53:06Oh, how could I forget?

00:53:08You taught me everything I know.

00:53:09I remember being so nervous for Leslie Parker's roller derby-themed party, and then look at

00:53:14me, I crushed seventh grade, pretty much a big deal now.

00:53:17I don't know what I would have done if you didn't teach me how to stop.

00:53:21Guess who Troy Graves and his moolah want to meet with tomorrow?

00:53:25You.

00:53:26Oh, that is the best news.

00:53:28I told him all about your sister, Fixer Project.

00:53:30He loves this idea of a crowdsourcing decisions app.

00:53:33Oh, that's fantastic.

00:53:34I mean, I'm still very much in, you know, the strategy and development phase, but it is

00:53:38going so well.

00:53:40I mean, the change in Izzy's life has been unreal.

00:53:42And that's what the money people like to hear.

00:53:44Go do this.

00:53:45It's my finder's fee on the line.

00:53:46And it's my second chance.

00:53:48Thank you, Yuki.

00:53:49Yes!

00:53:51Yes!

00:53:53Oh!

00:53:56Okay.

00:53:58Got it, got it, got it.

00:54:01Right, right, right.

00:54:02Okay.

00:54:03So, we've been talking about the five steps of the psychology of change.

00:54:22Pre-contemplation, contemplation, preparation, action and maintenance.

00:54:28Now, while the steps sound like a steady forward progression, the model actually represents

00:54:34a spiral because individuals are individual.

00:54:40Each marches to the beat of their own drummer.

00:54:43Recycling through the steps is often the rule, not the exception.

00:54:49Okay.

00:54:50Read chapters 14 to 18 by next class.

00:54:52Have a great weekend, everyone.

00:55:04Auditing my intro into psych class?

00:55:06Yeah, a little bit.

00:55:07Something you said actually stuck with me.

00:55:10Do you worry that Izzy's, you know, kind of destined to cycle back through the stages of change?

00:55:17Well, do you?

00:55:18Kind of.

00:55:19I mean, think about it.

00:55:21Historically, she's been a pretty...

00:55:22Wait, you're doing that thing.

00:55:24You're doing that thing where you're going to make me answer my own questions again.

00:55:26I'm not falling for it.

00:55:28Hey, uh, I actually have some news.

00:55:31I have a meeting with a startup investor tomorrow.

00:55:34Wow, congrats.

00:55:36That's fantastic.

00:55:38Funny enough, Izzy M Inc. actually gets the credit.

00:55:41Concept is life coached by committee, so, you know, in an app format.

00:55:46And what does Izzy think?

00:55:47Oh, I mean, we're still in a talking concept stage.

00:55:50Let her know when there's something to know.

00:55:52Oh, a heads up wouldn't hurt.

00:55:54It's early, you know.

00:55:55I don't want to jinx anything.

00:55:57Besides, if it goes forward, I'd involve her in the development process.

00:56:01Yeah.

00:56:01Sister, sister, win.

00:56:03Well, if you think so.

00:56:04But I think Izzy's in this for the sisterly bonding.

00:56:07Not the business.

00:56:08You know, the emotional connection.

00:56:10She thinks this is real.

00:56:12It is real.

00:56:13We walked rescue dogs the other day.

00:56:15It was a very bonding moment.

00:56:16Thanks again.

00:56:20No more days.

00:56:21Thanks.

00:56:22You, um, no, you could have returned this at the next board meeting.

00:56:25Oh, I was in the neighborhood.

00:56:27By way of many other totally unrelated neighborhoods.

00:56:32Are you free for dinner tonight?

00:56:34Yeah, what were you thinking?

00:56:36Oh, there's a fantastic little gourmet market near your place.

00:56:39Oh, nice.

00:56:40You want to have dinner at a grocery store?

00:56:43Not quite.

00:56:46You did throw me there for a minute.

00:56:49I like to keep you on your toes.

00:56:53Lois gave me that pan as a gift for Christmas last year.

00:56:56Cannot wait to tell her someone used it.

00:56:58I take you don't cook?

00:57:00Oh, I realized after I left the schedule that there's kind of a lot of things that I don't do.

00:57:05Yeah, I don't cook.

00:57:06I don't meditate.

00:57:07Don't really date.

00:57:10That's, um, Lois doesn't teach you any beloved family recipes?

00:57:13Oh, no, she definitely did.

00:57:14They all just start with a can of soup or some tater tots.

00:57:17I mean, not that I blame her if she was pretty busy.

00:57:20Or she had her hands full raising Izzy and I by herself after her dad died in a heart attack.

00:57:28Um, sorry, that's, that's brutal.

00:57:30Yeah.

00:57:31Look.

00:57:34Dad.

00:57:37He looks like a good guy.

00:57:38Oh, the best, like, best, best guy.

00:57:45My mom gave me this, so I'll always have him close to my heart.

00:57:49It's nice.

00:57:50It's kind of crazy to think about that just overnight, Lois was a single working mom of an incredibly willful toddler and a very grumpy dad.

00:57:57I remember being just so mad.

00:58:01I felt so mad that my dad had died with a stupid reaction, right?

00:58:05Uh, seems like a totally normal adolescent reaction.

00:58:08Yeah, I remember just kind of wanting to push everyone away.

00:58:12It just seemed easier somehow.

00:58:15And safer?

00:58:16Yeah.

00:58:17I didn't want to talk about it.

00:58:19Figured it wouldn't change anything.

00:58:20I remember kind of pretending to process everything.

00:58:24I wanted them to think I had everything under control.

00:58:28Wanted to think that you could work these out your own way.

00:58:30Self-reliance is kind of my superpower.

00:58:32Because you like doing things on your own.

00:58:35Put it this way, I was already away at college when my mom met Ken and Izzy was still in grade school.

00:58:40So they formed their own little family unit and I forged my own path.

00:58:45And an impressive path, that is.

00:58:47You know, it's, um, not too late to befriend your mom.

00:58:52You know, tell her how you feel.

00:58:54Yeah.

00:58:55I don't know.

00:59:00This is so good.

00:59:01What did you put on the chicken?

00:59:03Don't you think I didn't notice you just changed the subject?

00:59:06Well, I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know.

00:59:10Lemon zest.

00:59:12But the secret, I think it's a little bit of paprika.

00:59:16Really?

00:59:17Mm-hmm.

00:59:17I mean, you cooked everything.

00:59:21You didn't have to wash the dishes as well.

00:59:23Oh, look, I'm an overachiever.

00:59:25I do like that about you.

00:59:27Well, um, goodnight.

00:59:30Night.

00:59:34Before I forget.

00:59:34Yeah.

00:59:37I've been nervous about you.

00:59:43Are you making a move?

00:59:45Goodnight.

00:59:45Good night.

00:59:49And I'm starting to doubt ya.

00:59:51Good night.

00:59:54Don't ask me to choose.

00:59:56I'm going and going and going.

01:00:02And so I told Miller, I'll eat you alive for lunch

01:00:04if you mess with my performance compensation with your soft hurdle rates.

01:00:09Actually, I'll order for myself.

01:00:11I've got it. You just keep bringing the gorgeous.

01:00:13You bring another fresh round of drinks.

01:00:16I looked up your sis.

01:00:20High net worth.

01:00:22Does she need a financial advisor?

01:00:23You know, you never actually ask about my life.

01:00:29Uh, sure.

01:00:30Can you ask your sister if she needs a financial advisor?

01:00:48Are you still using the schedule?

01:00:50Oh, yeah. I like the structure and order.

01:00:53Yeah.

01:00:53Really?

01:00:54Yeah.

01:00:55I, um, I texted you.

01:00:58You didn't text back.

01:00:59Yeah, I'm sorry.

01:01:00Um, about the other night.

01:01:02I had a really lovely time.

01:01:03But, um, it was unprofessional.

01:01:05It's totally against the board of director bylaws.

01:01:08You know those bylaws are made up, right?

01:01:09Yeah, by me.

01:01:10I take them very seriously.

01:01:12Do you ever not get too much inside your own head?

01:01:13Good luck.

01:01:14Good luck.

01:01:15Yeah, good luck.

01:01:16My head, my rules.

01:01:17I officially call this meeting to order.

01:01:20Curtis.

01:01:21Uh, no old business today.

01:01:22Quick agenda.

01:01:23New business only.

01:01:24I want to dump Carson.

01:01:26I motion we do that or whatever.

01:01:28Huh?

01:01:28I told you so.

01:01:29I told you.

01:01:30Well, I thought you liked Carson.

01:01:31Well, you never did.

01:01:32Why do you want me to?

01:01:33It's a valuable performance metric.

01:01:34Well, that's not really why to describe someone.

01:01:36Do you guys know that Mondays happen every week?

01:01:38Like, every week.

01:01:39They just keep happening.

01:01:41You know, and I show up to the art gallery at 9 a.m.

01:01:43And my life is just a constant snooze button.

01:01:45And I answer boring phone calls.

01:01:46And I have a boring day.

01:01:47And I scroll boring social media.

01:01:49I'm sorry, Jo.

01:01:50But it's true.

01:01:51Yeah.

01:01:52And then meanwhile, all my friends are just, you know,

01:01:54living their best lives, crashing yacht parties

01:01:56and getting sunburned at music festivals

01:01:57and just making questionable decisions.

01:01:59Really cool things that I am not allowed to do.

01:02:02Okay, Izzy, those are just future regrets.

01:02:04Well, my past future regrets were good stories.

01:02:07Okay?

01:02:08Not like fixing a shower.

01:02:10Fixing a shower?

01:02:11I'm so lost.

01:02:13Day one, we all agreed to keep Izzy's best interest

01:02:16front and center.

01:02:17So, let's open discussions on Izzy's proposals.

01:02:20These are not proposals.

01:02:21These are complaints.

01:02:22Either way, we debate the pros and cons

01:02:24and put things to a vote.

01:02:26Robert's rules of order, right?

01:02:27Great.

01:02:27Which we will do when we reconvene.

01:02:30But I have to go because I have an appointment.

01:02:32No, no.

01:02:33What kind of appointment?

01:02:34There's nothing on your calendar.

01:02:36It's an emergency to Root Canal.

01:02:37I will see you when we reconvene on Monday.

01:02:41I mean, does it hurt?

01:02:42Who wears a chic wide-legged pantsuit to a Root Canal?

01:02:46My father is still stuck in the fossil fuels of last century.

01:02:49Well, Mr. Graves,

01:02:50those fossil fuels got you some pretty sweet office space.

01:02:53I think the future is connectivity.

01:02:55I agree.

01:02:56I am all about in-person connectivity.

01:02:58No, no, no, no.

01:02:58Like, connecting to our phones.

01:03:02Yuki said you're spearheading a whole-life transformation for your own sister.

01:03:06How does that work, exactly?

01:03:08Drawing upon my time, Eppie scheduled,

01:03:11I assembled a skilled board of directors.

01:03:13The mission?

01:03:14A total reorg of Izzy's life.

01:03:16No, committees were formed to impact every bucket of her life.

01:03:20Career, relationship, appearance.

01:03:23And the same can be true for subscribers to our app using their contacts.

01:03:27Wow.

01:03:34Hi.

01:03:35Hi.

01:03:36Please.

01:03:37You're a regular here.

01:03:43No, not really.

01:03:45Just, it just kind of seemed like a good idea.

01:03:47Neutral territory.

01:03:48Hmm.

01:03:49Um, about the other day, I, I'm sorry.

01:03:53Yeah, me too.

01:03:54I, um, I shouldn't have said what I did.

01:03:56About getting so much in my own head?

01:03:58Yeah, like, I totally understand.

01:04:00I'm a complete head case, you know.

01:04:02Sorry, one, one, one second.

01:04:04Yeah, yeah, hi, this is Megan.

01:04:07What?

01:04:09The, the police?

01:04:12Yes.

01:04:12Yes, of course.

01:04:13I will be right there.

01:04:14Bye.

01:04:15That was Izzy's apartment manager.

01:04:17Apparently she threw a little party.

01:04:19Ah, well, it sounds like a good one if the cops were called.

01:04:24Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, not the throw pillows.

01:04:33Hello?

01:04:34Come on in.

01:04:36Oh.

01:04:37Izzy.

01:04:40What?

01:04:41What is happening here?

01:04:43A party.

01:04:44Yes, I can see that.

01:04:46Who, who, who is this?

01:04:47Oh, I'm Woody.

01:04:48It's short for Woody.

01:04:50Street art ex-con.

01:04:51Um, I can hear you.

01:04:53Oh.

01:04:53And then I told you I was done with Carson.

01:04:55I couldn't listen to one more word about arbitration or gross exposure.

01:04:57So you thought you'd just throw a little soiree to celebrate your newfound singlehood?

01:05:01Actually, no.

01:05:02This is to celebrate that I quit my gallery job.

01:05:06Without consulting anyone on the board?

01:05:09Izzy, you agreed.

01:05:10This was your idea.

01:05:11And then you invited your weird friends over to trash your apartment.

01:05:14This has been so hard, Meg.

01:05:16Izzy, once again, you have made a gigantic mess and you just expect someone else to come

01:05:22in and clean it up.

01:05:23I thought that you had changed.

01:05:34Whoa, just wait a second.

01:05:36What?

01:05:36Don't you think you're being just a little hard on Izzy?

01:05:39Izzy is backsliding or regressing or whatever the term is.

01:05:42All of our hard work, poof, it's gone.

01:05:45Maybe Izzy's just being true to her own nature.

01:05:48Well, yeah.

01:05:48So then what was the point of this entire experiment?

01:05:51Granted, this whole thing was a life makeover for Izzy,

01:05:53but you know it's become bigger than that.

01:05:56Do you want to get some dinner?

01:05:57I can cook.

01:05:58We can talk some more.

01:05:59I'm sorry.

01:06:00I just don't feel like I'm very good company right now.

01:06:03Do you want to be okay if we talked after the next meeting?

01:06:05Yeah, of course.

01:06:08We can wait until then.

01:06:23Oh, my God.

01:06:25Oh, my God.

01:06:26Oh, my God.

01:06:26Okay.

01:06:29Hi.

01:06:30So, uh, what happened?

01:06:33Troy wants to jump right into the analysis and planning stage of app development with you

01:06:37taking charge.

01:06:38His lawyers are already talking finances and budget.

01:06:42Wow.

01:06:42I mean, that is, that is, that's just really fast.

01:06:46You know, I haven't even had a chance to tell Izzy about this yet.

01:06:49Well, you better fill her in or the press release will.

01:06:52Okay.

01:06:52Um, Yuki, I feel like maybe I should probably tell you that the Izzy M. Inc. experiment kind

01:06:58of, kind of imploded.

01:06:59Nope.

01:06:59Not listening.

01:07:00I don't want to hear how the inspiration for the app is a dud.

01:07:03Be psyched, girl boss.

01:07:04New chapter.

01:07:05All right.

01:07:07New chapter.

01:07:08New chapter.

01:07:09Thanks.

01:07:10Hey, guys.

01:07:11So, uh, before we start, I have news.

01:07:15And, uh, it's kind of big, so, uh, I'm just suddenly feeling like I've missed something.

01:07:22What's going on?

01:07:23Izzy?

01:07:25Izzy, what is happening?

01:07:28What?

01:07:28Why are you upset?

01:07:29How could you betray me like this?

01:07:31What?

01:07:33Curtis, what?

01:07:34She doesn't know, does she?

01:07:35I'll do the honors.

01:07:39Entrepreneur Troy Graves is partnering with startup hotshot Megan Moore to develop a revolutionary

01:07:44life coach by committee app.

01:07:47Quote, Megan brings unprecedented skill to the creation of this product just as she did

01:07:51with her unorthodox approach of applying the principles of business to successfully overhaul

01:07:57her own sister's life.

01:07:59Press release goes on the list.

01:08:00Some examples of how the art can capitalize on them.

01:08:04And they use Izzy's full name, too, which is wrong.

01:08:07You guys, I very much understand that this looks really bad, but please, let me explain.

01:08:13The press release was really not supposed to come out this soon.

01:08:17Should not have mentioned you.

01:08:18But listen, when I tell you about this, you're going to be excited.

01:08:21Excited?

01:08:22Yeah.

01:08:22No, you used me.

01:08:24Izzy M. Inc.

01:08:25This board, the whole thing was just for your own career resuscitation.

01:08:30No.

01:08:32Not even close.

01:08:33Izzy, the whole investor thing of it all, that started after we began.

01:08:39This has always been about helping you.

01:08:41Helping me or helping me become you.

01:08:45My whole life, I looked up to perfect Megan, but she didn't even know I was there.

01:08:51I just got left behind.

01:08:54I was left behind.

01:08:56You always had mom.

01:08:58You had Ken.

01:08:58You know, mom would always say that, oh, we don't got to worry about Megan.

01:09:01And she's got a good head on her shoulders.

01:09:03Oh, really?

01:09:04Mom said that?

01:09:04Yeah.

01:09:05Figures.

01:09:06Yeah.

01:09:06And what does that mean for me, huh?

01:09:08That I'm the screw-up?

01:09:10Because maybe I should just own it.

01:09:12Izzy, I had no idea.

01:09:14Of course not.

01:09:15Because up until a few months ago, we barely spoke.

01:09:19Are you embarrassed of me?

01:09:21No.

01:09:22No.

01:09:23Because I thought that this whole experiment would bring us together and make me more like you.

01:09:29and that I would fit more into your bubble and, like, you would like me.

01:09:34Of course I like you.

01:09:35Who wouldn't like you?

01:09:36Yeah, but you know what I learned through all this?

01:09:39I might be a disaster, but I'm a happy disaster.

01:09:43Megan, all you care about is being perfect and on schedule and making sure you have everything right.

01:09:51But you don't even know what happiness feels like.

01:09:54But I know that doesn't really matter to you because, um, you're on top now.

01:09:58He's a big CEO.

01:10:02What does it matter about the casualties along the way?

01:10:07I'm sorry.

01:10:09Okay.

01:10:09I just...

01:10:10I'm sorry.

01:10:11Yoo-hoo!

01:10:12Anyone in here?

01:10:14I do love the designer bargain.

01:10:17Mom.

01:10:18Oh!

01:10:19Is this the sample sale?

01:10:22Oh!

01:10:22Pitsy.

01:10:25What are you doing here?

01:10:27Frank?

01:10:28Megan, what is going on?

01:10:30Izzy can fill you in.

01:10:32Mom.

01:10:33And, uh, I reside.

01:10:35Effective immediately.

01:10:37So, um, Curtis, maybe you...

01:10:43Right.

01:10:44Makeup.

01:10:51Megan?

01:10:54Oh, sweetheart.

01:10:56Come on.

01:10:56It's okay.

01:10:57Is he?

01:11:21I tried to stay mad, but my mom wisely said,

01:11:25To err is human. To forgive, divine.

01:11:29I don't think Beverly can-

01:11:30Oh, did she send over a fresh batch of booch?

01:11:39I, uh, really screwed up, didn't I?

01:11:42Pretty much.

01:11:44So what happened after I left?

01:11:46Board's dissolved. Experiment over.

01:11:48I did get to hang out with Lois, though.

01:11:51Can't believe she didn't try to take over.

01:11:53It's, uh, kind of Lois's M.O.

01:11:56Izzy didn't want her to.

01:11:58Oh, man, I just, I'm really messed up with Izzy.

01:12:00I have no idea how to make this up to her.

01:12:02Can't help you there.

01:12:04Hmm.

01:12:06Hey, um, I have some other kind of bad news,

01:12:11which is that I, I decided not to take Troy Graves' money.

01:12:16It just didn't feel like the right thing to do anymore.

01:12:18I, I'm sorry.

01:12:19Oh, I wasn't coming with you anyway.

01:12:21What?

01:12:22What?

01:12:23Why not?

01:12:24You weren't the only one secretly taking meetings.

01:12:27Curtis!

01:12:28I got a social media job at the Initiator Press.

01:12:31You're, that's wonderful.

01:12:34I'm so happy for you.

01:12:37Good job, guys.

01:12:44So what are you gonna do?

01:12:47I don't know.

01:12:50But you know what?

01:12:52I am overdue doing this.

01:12:58Bye-bye bescheduled.

01:13:01Izzy's right.

01:13:02I am the tragic one.

01:13:04I've been so busy trying to have control over absolutely everything that I,

01:13:07I haven't been living.

01:13:09Well, like my mom always says, you need to go find your smile.

01:13:13Curtis, your mom.

01:13:19Curtis, your mom's right.

01:13:20She always is.

01:13:24Yeah.

01:13:29We should have told you, mom.

01:13:31Well, I knew something was going on.

01:13:34I call it mom tuition.

01:13:35Right.

01:13:36Believe me, I was happy that you girls were spending time together,

01:13:39but I didn't know you formed a corporation.

01:13:42We're having board meetings.

01:13:44Which is a very clever idea, actually.

01:13:47I'm just a little sad you didn't want me to be a part of it.

01:13:52I'm sorry, mom.

01:13:53I am.

01:13:54I do know what it feels like to be excluded.

01:13:56Honey, I never meant for you to feel left out of the family.

01:13:59You just always seemed like you didn't need us.

01:14:03That's not true.

01:14:05Megan, you're so together.

01:14:08Whereas Izzy is...

01:14:11Izzy.

01:14:12I know.

01:14:14And I know how you must have thought I was playing favorites.

01:14:19But I love each of my girls equally.

01:14:24Thank you, mom.

01:14:26I, uh...

01:14:28Yeah, I think I actually did need to hear that, so...

01:14:35I'm...

01:14:36I miss dad.

01:14:39I do, too.

01:14:41And by the way, I do know that you were just doing the best you could with Izzy.

01:14:45I get that now.

01:14:47And you were doing the best you could with your board of directors thing.

01:14:51Yes.

01:14:52But really, I think I was just trying to become a version of you.

01:14:54Just swoop in, try to fix everything, and...

01:14:57Well, we're fixers no more, because little baby bird Izzy has blown the nest.

01:15:02Really?

01:15:03Yeah.

01:15:04She's still not really speaking to me.

01:15:06Well, I told her you weren't doing the app anymore, but she does still have that voodoo doll in her bedroom.

01:15:12Looks remarkably like you, actually.

01:15:15She's very talented when she's mad.

01:15:19She did sign up for a yoga teacher training course, and she's studying to get her esthetician license.

01:15:26She did pass ear piercing.

01:15:28Wow.

01:15:29She's giving herself options.

01:15:30That's very smart.

01:15:31Yeah.

01:15:32And she missed her friends in that nutty home she was in before.

01:15:36So she negotiated herself out of that new apartment lease if she promised to clean it up.

01:15:42And she did.

01:15:43Wow.

01:15:44Woody helped her paint, and your art friend Dominic, he fixed a cabinet door.

01:15:49God.

01:15:50He is so handy, that man.

01:15:52Mm-hmm.

01:15:53Didn't realize that Izzy and Dominic were still in touch.

01:15:55Yeah.

01:15:56Seems so.

01:15:57Izzy said the whole board is still friends.

01:16:02That's good.

01:16:03And Izzy is not getting back together with Woody.

01:16:08Thank goodness.

01:16:09After the whole Carson thing, she decided to go boy sober for a while.

01:16:13And she's dating herself.

01:16:16Like that's gonna get me grandchildren.

01:16:18Mom.

01:16:19I'm kidding.

01:16:20I can joke, you know.

01:16:21Oh, I know.

01:16:23Oh.

01:16:24Look at this.

01:16:25She looks great.

01:16:26Well, yes, but look.

01:16:27Her feet aren't on my couch.

01:16:28She's found her own path.

01:16:29About time.

01:16:30Hey, I was thinking, after this, we could maybe go on a mother-daughter bonding experience.

01:16:48Oh, you look beautiful.

01:16:49Thank you, Mom.

01:16:50Here.

01:16:51Okay.

01:16:52You know, there's so many other ways to have champagne.

01:16:53For example, we could go somewhere and I could buy you some.

01:16:54Please let me live out my fantasy of being mother of the bride.

01:16:55Okay, fine.

01:16:56Oh.

01:16:57Oh.

01:16:58Oh, you look beautiful.

01:16:59Thank you, Mom.

01:17:00Here.

01:17:01Okay.

01:17:02You know, there's so many other ways to have champagne.

01:17:03For example, we could go somewhere and I could buy you some.

01:17:04Please let me live out my fantasy of being mother of the bride.

01:17:20Okay, fine.

01:17:21Oh.

01:17:22All right.

01:17:23All right.

01:17:24All right.

01:17:25All right.

01:17:26You got me.

01:17:27I admit it.

01:17:28I guess this is kind of fun.

01:17:30Only because of how weirdly happy it makes you.

01:17:33You know, I really like that Dominic fella.

01:17:37Yeah, I really did too.

01:17:39It's just one of the many things I've screwed up lately.

01:17:42Hey, Mom.

01:17:46Mm-hmm.

01:17:47I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday.

01:17:50It involves getting the gang back together and a whole lot of apologizing slash explaining

01:17:55that I have to do.

01:17:56Uh, y-oh.

01:17:57Next time.

01:18:09Uh, and everybody's coming from me.

01:18:42Okay.

01:18:44Mom, Dad, where are we?

01:18:46Here we go.

01:18:48Okay.

01:18:50Surprise!

01:18:52You guys, this is better than anything you could ask for.

01:18:59Oh, it wasn't us.

01:19:01It was all Megan.

01:19:03Happy birthday, isn't it?

01:19:04Happy birthday!

01:19:06Happy birthday!

01:19:08Happy birthday!

01:19:10I can't believe them.

01:19:12Oh!

01:19:14Hey, happy 30 it is.

01:19:18What are you doing here?

01:19:20What's up? Happy birthday!

01:19:22Oh my goodness.

01:19:24Hi!

01:19:26Happy birthday!

01:19:28Hi!

01:19:29Hi!

01:19:30Oh!

01:19:33Hi.

01:19:34Hey.

01:19:36I, uh, I know you love a party.

01:19:38It's just seemed a lot more, you know, like you, surprises and all.

01:19:42I owe you a really big apology.

01:19:44I do.

01:19:45Because I, uh, I tried to change you and I absolutely never should have done that.

01:19:52I see, you have the biggest heart and, uh, I just hope that there's still room in it for me.

01:20:02Uh, well, I did come to you asking for my life to be transformed before my 30th birthday.

01:20:12And it is.

01:20:14Just, maybe not the way either of us imagined.

01:20:17Right.

01:20:18I hope you know that you changed my life too.

01:20:20Oh yes, I know.

01:20:21You don't have a big stick up here.

01:20:22I was gonna say I learned to live a little.

01:20:24Mm-hmm.

01:20:27I love it just the way you are.

01:20:29I love you.

01:20:33Okay.

01:20:34Can we have lemon drop shots now?

01:20:36Yes.

01:20:39Let's invite mom.

01:20:40Oh!

01:20:41That's okay.

01:20:42All right.

01:20:43Bring it in.

01:20:44Hey.

01:20:45Cheers, guys.

01:20:46Birthday.

01:20:47Thank you, girls.

01:20:51I'm just so proud of my girls.

01:20:53Even though it wasn't a very conventional route to family togetherness.

01:20:57Has anything about this family ever been conventional?

01:21:00No.

01:21:01Now that you mention it, no.

01:21:02You ladies keep me on my toes.

01:21:04I wouldn't trade it for the world.

01:21:12So I have this credit card now and it gives you 2% back.

01:21:14You spend the money and then they give you some money back.

01:21:16I'm like, what?

01:21:17I'm gonna save that money.

01:21:18I'm gonna take it.

01:21:19I'm gonna use it to go to Peru.

01:21:20I'm gonna see these llamas.

01:21:21I'm gonna sleep with the llamas.

01:21:22You know what?

01:21:23There's so much to share with you.

01:21:24I'll tell you back at the house.

01:21:25Okay?

01:21:26Bye, Rumi.

01:21:27Hey.

01:21:28Oh, hi.

01:21:29Hey.

01:21:30So, uh, I invited Dominic.

01:21:32I was sure he would show up for you.

01:21:34Oh, he has shown.

01:21:35But I think it's for you.

01:21:37What?

01:21:39Happy Birthdays.

01:21:40Oh, thanks.

01:21:41Sorry.

01:21:42I'm late.

01:21:43My, uh, schedule's been all screwy this week.

01:21:46I had to switch lectures with a colleague.

01:21:48Of course.

01:21:49I just didn't think you were coming.

01:21:50I miss this?

01:21:51Never.

01:21:54I made a mistake.

01:21:56You warned me and I didn't listen.

01:21:58I think you saved your time.

01:22:00So you're not mad?

01:22:01It wasn't in my place to be mad at you.

01:22:02I was always the independent director on Izzy's board.

01:22:07I'm sorry I went so hot and cold and then I pushed you away.

01:22:10Just a terrible force of habit.

01:22:12I know.

01:22:14And now?

01:22:18Come with me.

01:22:25You know, I never really understood that John Lennon quote.

01:22:29I think it's from when he was young and they were asking him what he wanted to be when he grew up.

01:22:33And he said,

01:22:34I just want to be happy.

01:22:37I think I get it now.

01:22:39Goldie Hawn said that.

01:22:40No, she didn't.

01:22:41She, she did.

01:22:43It's okay.

01:22:48So, what's next?

01:22:51Uh, it seems like we're dancing.

01:22:53I meant with work.

01:22:54Oh, well, I'm going to partner with Curtis and his mom

01:22:57and take her kombucha brand nationwide.

01:23:00And then what?

01:23:03I don't know.

01:23:04You just want to be in good company.

01:23:06Will you still hold my hand when we're alone?

01:23:15Will you still kiss me?

01:23:20And when we're home,

01:23:24Will you pretend I'm the only one?

01:23:28Will you tell me?

01:23:30Yeah.

01:23:32In your dream.

01:23:33I heard from your friends,

01:23:36You have been untrue.

01:23:40But I did not believe that

01:23:44Until I walked in on you.

01:23:49I wish you only

01:23:51The world can be

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