Taskmaster AU Season 01 Episode 07
Tough-love Taskmaster Tom Gleeson sets Julia Morris, Luke McGregor, Jimmy Rees, Nina Oyama and Danielle Walker a series of mind-bending, head-scratching challenges. Who will master the tricky tasks?
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00:00This is the best day of my life.
00:30Yes, hello. Welcome to Taskmaster Australia.
00:36My name is Tom Gleeson, but that's just the name my parents gave me,
00:40bland and devoid of meaning.
00:42On this stage, I am known as the Taskmaster
00:45and am here to judge comedians while sitting atop a throne,
00:48hit for a king, or at the very least, a shopping mall Santa.
00:53Unlike Santa, I do not have gifts for every child around the world.
00:56I have one gift for one adult.
00:58It's a replica of my head.
01:00Playing for the Golden Honour is our cast, as they always are,
01:04Daniel Walker, Jimmy Rees, Julia Morris, Luke McGregor and Nina Ayama.
01:14And I am not on my journey alone, no great man is.
01:17Santa has his elves, his dear and his attentive, loving wife.
01:21I've got kind of all of these three rolled into one
01:24in the form of my humble assistant, Tom Cashman.
01:27All right, let's talk prize task, Lisa Tom.
01:33What have they brought?
01:34Our contestants have been asked to bring in the most surprising thing to bring to a barbecue.
01:40The person with the most surprising thing will be awarded five points by our Taskmaster
01:44and the person who wins this whole episode tonight will take home all five prizes.
01:48OK, I love surprises and I love barbecues, so this is perfect.
01:52Let's start with Jimmy.
01:54Um, well, it's more to surprise the host of the barbecue.
01:58It's actually a barbecue.
02:00LAUGHTER
02:00All right.
02:05That's pretty good.
02:06It's also surprising, but it also kind of belittles the barbecuer.
02:10Yeah.
02:10They might be feeling a little surprised, but also then taken aback,
02:14that they're thinking, am I an inferior barbecuer?
02:16It's going to be hard to top.
02:17Nina, what have you got?
02:19I brought a plate of hair.
02:22LAUGHTER
02:22All right.
02:25Well, people might remember that Luke brought just a little pile of red hair last week
02:29and it didn't really work out for Luke.
02:30Yeah, it did look like your pubes.
02:32That's why I had to bring in my pubes as well.
02:34Whoa.
02:36Wow.
02:37They're very luscious.
02:39I must say, if at the barbecue they said bring a plate, that would be very surprising.
02:45All right, Luke, what have you got?
02:47Well, I wanted to bring something practical as well as surprising,
02:50so this provides me some protection while also bringing surprising
02:54for everyone who's there.
02:55It's a mask in the shape of a butt.
02:59LAUGHTER
02:59You know what's frightening is it doesn't look too dissimilar to your face already.
03:08LAUGHTER
03:09So how will people know that you've got it on?
03:18LAUGHTER
03:19Well, most people don't have a nose anymore.
03:24Um, Julia, what have you brought us that would surprise us at a barbecue?
03:28I don't know how surprising and it's certainly not amusing,
03:30but here it is.
03:31I had it made.
03:31It's a chocolate Taskmaster envelope.
03:34Oh, just like the envelope from the show?
03:36Yes, sir.
03:36I've got one for you right here.
03:38Now, the idea was to be a crawler.
03:41LAUGHTER
03:44Michael?
03:44What you have done is you've brought a dessert to a barbecue.
03:49Yes.
03:50I mean, it's slightly surprising.
03:52You're like, oh, did you bring chops?
03:53No, I brought dessert.
03:54Oh, that's convenient.
03:55You're not like, oh, what the f***?
03:57Dessert?
03:58Like, it's not a...
03:58That's true.
03:59It's not a huge surprise.
04:01Danielle?
04:01For me, barbecues are family affairs.
04:05Mm-hm.
04:05And I thought my family would be pretty surprised
04:08if I rocked up to the next barbecue in this.
04:12Ooh.
04:13Amazing.
04:15Wow.
04:18I feel like I've met you and if you rocked up to a barbecue in that,
04:21I would not be surprised.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Me?
04:24And I feel like your family wouldn't be surprised either.
04:26In fact, I feel like your family would also be wearing that.
04:29LAUGHTER
04:30Well, I think we can agree.
04:33These are all very surprising things to bring to a barbecue.
04:35I just have to give them some scores.
04:37I think, Julia, the bottom on one,
04:39because the dessert is not very surprising.
04:41Bringing a mask that looks like your actual face
04:43is not that surprising.
04:45LAUGHTER
04:46So two points for you, Luke.
04:47This is really backfired.
04:51Danielle with the fetish suit, I think, three points.
04:53Of course, I do think it would be very surprising,
04:56but I don't want to kink shame.
04:57LAUGHTER
04:58Deeply disturbing to bring a plate of human hair.
05:01So four points to Nina.
05:02But the sheer aggression of bringing a barbecue to a barbecue...
05:06Five points to Jimmy.
05:08CHEERING
05:08That means Jimmy is winning
05:14and the other four are not winning.
05:17Would you like to see a team task?
05:19Are we going to see the bad improv group again?
05:22What do you reckon?
05:23LAUGHTER
05:23I hope this one doesn't put you to sleep.
05:26MUSIC PLAYS
05:27Hello, Tom.
05:42He wasn't impressed.
05:44Hello.
05:45Oh, how lovely.
05:46Hello.
05:47You do it.
05:47You're turn.
05:49It's quite soft.
05:49Make a dream come true.
05:51Ooh.
05:52Best dream wins.
05:54You have 30 minutes.
05:54Your time starts now.
05:55Make a dream come true.
05:57What was my most recent dream?
05:58That's also a nightmare, that one.
06:01Um...
06:01So...
06:02Why would you...
06:03So, like,
06:04Brady goes somewhere and then...
06:05Shh, shh, shh, shh.
06:06Can you turn around for a second?
06:07Sorry.
06:07Can you leave?
06:08Can you leave?
06:09No, leave.
06:09Get out of here.
06:10OK, yeah, sorry.
06:11Sorry.
06:11Yeah, sorry.
06:12Tom, have you got a dream you'd like us to make come true for you?
06:15I can think of a few dreams I had as a child.
06:17Yeah, what are those?
06:18This is going to sound potentially a bit creepy.
06:20Uh-oh.
06:20OK.
06:21There was, like, a fly, but it wasn't a real fly.
06:24It was, like, a robot fly that I could operate via remote control.
06:27Ah.
06:28And it would go to, like, my friend's houses and I could see what they were talking about and stuff.
06:31And I knew all the information.
06:33That is creepy.
06:33Wow.
06:34You are a big old creeper, aren't you?
06:36Because Tom has always been the guy with the pad, he's never got to do any of these fun challenges.
06:41What if we set up, we'll set up Tom a series of tasks and he gets to do what we do.
06:45We could make a fly, I could make a fly, and put it on a stick and have Tom gleefully watching on his iPad what's going on.
06:53And he's like, oh, yes, I can finally get to watch Julia sleep.
06:58I've always wanted to watch Julia sleep because he's a big creep.
07:01I was also going to say, what if his dream is, like, his parents telling them that they're proud of him?
07:06That's a great idea.
07:06All right, she's up on the slab.
07:08Whee!
07:09Actually, hang on.
07:10You can't sleep in a bra.
07:12Oh, yeah.
07:13No, so you're going to take that off.
07:14Are you guys okay with me taking it off?
07:16Of course.
07:18Boom!
07:19Over shoulder boulder holder, Tom.
07:21There it goes.
07:22That's for your dream later on tonight, Tom.
07:27Good to see the bad improv group is back.
07:31You weren't tempted to maybe go to a hospital and make a sick child's dream come true?
07:36In our defence, Tom does have the energy of a sickly child.
07:39Look at him.
07:40He's like, oh, my little child.
07:42Oh, my little child.
07:42Oh, my little child.
07:44It will be a high bar, though, for these two teams to make my dreams come true because working
07:50with you is a dream come true in and of itself.
07:53Here's our first set of dreamers attempting to recreate something that's actually cute and innocent
07:59and not even that creepy at all.
08:01It's Julia and Danielle.
08:04In order for authenticity, I feel like I need to dribble out the side of my mouth.
08:08Okay.
08:08If we could get a close-up on that dribbling mouth so that Tom can really see that close-up
08:15on the iPad, he'll love that so much.
08:18I love you.
08:37Yes, Mr. Benson, you're the master of the life.
08:50I will not do anything you say, Mr. Kutcher.
08:55I'll go.
08:55Good time.
08:56Yeah, that's good.
09:11Tom, is this really a dream or more of a nightmare, do you think?
09:13I mean, I'm regretting telling you guys about this.
09:18I know I'm supposed to be judging the teams, but I feel like judging you, Tom.
09:22You seem like a bit of a creep.
09:24I mean, lots of people will often, when they're asked what their favourite superpower would be,
09:28they talk about being invisible and sneaking around and looking at people nude,
09:31and I just want a fly, when I was 12, to look at what the goss was at my friends' houses and stuff
09:36and leave me alone.
09:39Oh, so you're suggesting that Julia and Danielle turned your innocent dream into a creepy one?
09:44That is my accusation.
09:45Can I ask what the difference was between your dream and what we created?
09:48Someone took off their bra.
09:50Danielle, why were you kissing me in Tom's dream?
09:56Because I felt like there was an inherent creepiness in Tom's dream and he wanted to catch people doing stuff that was odd.
10:02If you think someone else is kissing the taskmaster in my dream, you're crazy.
10:05I think it's really important that we point out, too, where was the dance?
10:16Oh, yes.
10:16Because I should point out, in the group tasks, they've got an extra task where they have to do a dance at the end.
10:22No extra points for it.
10:23It doesn't count in the competition.
10:24And the other team doesn't have to do the dance.
10:28But you didn't do it this time.
10:30Did we forget to do it?
10:31You forgot to do it.
10:31Did we?
10:32Well, it was a completely pointless task, but as part of that task, if you do forget to do it, you lose points.
10:39What?
10:40Yeah, you got zero all those times for doing it, and the one time you haven't done it, I think minus one.
10:44Okay, that is really rude of you, and I'm not talking to you outside of the studio.
10:51That's the way I prefer it.
10:54More dreams coming true right after a lovely little break.
10:57See you soon with more Taskmaster!
11:01Yes, welcome back to Taskmaster, where our teams are trying to make dreams come true in order to win some human hair and a fetish suit.
11:19That is right.
11:20We're in the middle of a team task.
11:22So far, Danielle and Julia have outed, I mean, um, falsely accused me of being a creep.
11:29These three were not very supportive when I asked them during the break if they thought the remote control fly dream was weird.
11:35It's Nina, Jimmy and Luke.
11:40Hello, Tom.
11:41Hi, Luke.
11:43Is this for me?
11:43Dear Tom, we know that you are very sad that you don't get to do any of the tasks, so you want to make your dreams come true.
11:52Your first job is to become the Taskmaster.
11:55You have five minutes.
11:56Your time starts now.
11:57Make it, um, make it three minutes.
11:59Make it three minutes.
12:01So you just update the task?
12:02Yeah.
12:02I have no respect for my assistant.
12:11Even though he tries his best and works day in, day out, I treat him with no respect at all.
12:20Please move outside for your next task.
12:23Okay.
12:24Hello.
12:25There's the task.
12:28Put the object in the bucket from the giraffe.
12:30You have five minutes.
12:32Your time starts now.
12:33Put this in the bucket?
12:35Yeah.
12:42Whoa, what's this?
12:44Is this part of it?
12:45A goose.
12:46All the information you need is in the task.
12:49Geese can be quite aggressive.
12:50Four minutes.
12:53How did you orchestrate that?
12:55It's called nature, baby.
12:58Yes!
12:58And now move on to the next task.
13:06Here's your final task.
13:11Come into the lab and make your parents proud.
13:15Proudest parents win.
13:16You have two minutes.
13:18Your time starts now.
13:20Oh, Dad, your hair's so much more.
13:22Shut up, son.
13:23Make me proud.
13:24Can I ask you?
13:26I didn't know how.
13:27Fifty seconds.
13:27Well, we really love you, son.
13:30Do you love me?
13:31Yeah.
13:31Yeah.
13:32I think you're doing a great job as the taskmaster on the...
13:35The taskmaster's assistant.
13:37Oh.
13:38Oh, that's not what he said.
13:40Did he send...
13:41You're not the boss.
13:42No, I'm the assistant.
13:43We've already told everyone at the RSL that you're the taskmaster.
13:46They'll be giving us discounts.
13:48So what power do you have?
13:48Any?
13:50I wouldn't call it power.
13:51I'd more call it responsibility.
13:52Are you the one with the whistle?
13:54Yeah.
13:55Oh.
13:56You make me sick.
13:59That's who I want as a son.
14:00Blow the whistle!
14:01Wade, we've got to do the reveal.
14:03It was me all along, Tom.
14:05Oh, Luke.
14:07We're not your parents.
14:08Oh, no way.
14:09And it was me all along.
14:10I wasn't just me and a suit.
14:12Your face was never obscured.
14:13All right, I think the best way to end this is one of those 80s movies.
14:16Everyone jumps in the air and high-fives at the same time.
14:18And then they freeze us in the air.
14:20A climactic high-five.
14:27OK, so the roles were reversed there.
14:29Thanks for demonstrating that tasks aren't that easy to come up with, are they?
14:34Do you really think that his lifelong dream was to take part in a task that involved throwing
14:39a thing in a bucket?
14:40And the geese that we organised?
14:42The geese?
14:42We organised some geese as well?
14:43Those were ducks.
14:44Hmm.
14:45OK, we asked the geese, so who?
14:48Tom was genuinely terrified of those geese.
14:51They're ducks, Nina, for the last time.
14:55Didn't you try and fight some ducks earlier?
14:57I fought the geese.
14:58The geese are at the lake.
14:59Those are from the pond.
15:03All right, so I guess the real question is, did your dream come true?
15:06Well, how many points do I receive?
15:08Uh, five.
15:09Five.
15:10Oh, no, wait!
15:11Six.
15:15That has turned the table somewhat.
15:18Which dream do you think was better?
15:20I think the fly dream was, unfortunately, a very accurate depiction.
15:24But being awarded six points just blew my mind.
15:30So I'm going to have to give the Bad Improv Act five points.
15:35And I'm going to have to give Julia and Danielle four points.
15:39But let's not forget, minus one points, because you didn't do the dance.
15:42What are their overall scores in this episode so far, Tom?
15:46Jimmy is currently in the lead with ten points.
15:48Well, let's get straight into another task, then, shall we?
15:54All right, here's a task we may never see the likes of ever again.
16:11Oh!
16:12Hello, Tom.
16:13Hi, Julia.
16:15Hello, friend.
16:16Oh, my God.
16:17Oh, my God.
16:18Is it dropping down?
16:21Hi, Danielle.
16:23Hey.
16:27Is it...oh!
16:29Oh!
16:29Oh, no.
16:30Oh.
16:31Where are you looking?
16:32I think it might have landed over there.
16:34Oh!
16:36Yeah!
16:41OK, I got it.
16:42Let's go.
16:42Do the most incredible once-in-a-lifetime
16:47life-time thing.
16:49You must never have done it before.
16:50And you must never do it again.
16:53You have 30 minutes.
16:53Your time starts now.
16:55Are you going to, like, follow me around for the rest of my life
16:57to make sure I don't do it again?
16:59No, but I'll hear about it.
17:01No, but I'll hear about it.
17:03Mmm.
17:04So they must never have done it before and must never do it again.
17:08And most incredible wins.
17:09Would you like to see the first attempt?
17:10I'd love to.
17:11Here's one of Rhys' pieces.
17:13It's Jimmy Rhys.
17:15Never towed a caravan without assistance of a machine.
17:20Do you think you could?
17:21Let's just give it a go.
17:22OK.
17:22OK?
17:24I need a costume, I think.
17:25OK.
17:26This ute could pull it and I'll be ute man.
17:29OK.
17:29You've got one job.
17:30You've got to facilitate the birth of ute man.
17:34A beautiful ute baby.
17:50Oh, that's gross.
17:53Strange unit you are.
17:57Oh, yeah.
17:58I think it's ready to move.
17:59I might just have to put a marker down so you can see.
18:02Here's the starting position.
18:03Right.
18:05Here we go.
18:07Come on, ute man.
18:08Ready?
18:10Bend in the knees, ute man.
18:12Oh, did you see it?
18:16That was the start of the banana.
18:18It's gone at least that much of a banana.
18:21Wow, that's amazing.
18:23Hard press to beat that, I think.
18:27See you, Dad.
18:30Very good, Jimmy.
18:31Good to see the dress-ups back.
18:34I quite liked it.
18:35Oh, cool.
18:38I just thought it gave you a bit of a backstory.
18:40Yeah.
18:41You've never pulled a caravan before in your life, have you?
18:44No.
18:45I do have a caravan and I do have a ute.
18:47I do have a caravan and I often join them together and...
18:51Is joining them together how a ute baby is made?
18:54Oh, yes.
18:57It's like Avatar.
18:58So part of the point of this task is that it needs to be incredible.
19:00I think an argument could be made that it wasn't the most incredible thing we've ever
19:03seen.
19:04However...
19:05It was once in a lifetime.
19:06It was once in a lifetime and he didn't do it again.
19:08Which is great.
19:09Except we should probably check the footage one more time to make sure that that's true.
19:13Okay.
19:15Tom Cashman.
19:16Oh, did you see it?
19:17See it?
19:18Yeah.
19:19Yeah, I'll do it again for you.
19:20Okay.
19:23Go!
19:24Yes!
19:27I'm just going to do it again for you.
19:28Are you doing it again?
19:29I'm doing it again.
19:30I think I'm just going to give it one more.
19:37I'm just going to do one more.
19:39Come on, you stupid caravan!
19:42Okay, blow the whistle.
19:47Oh, that's such a shame because I was just saying how you did such a great job.
19:51Jimmy moved the caravan five times in the space of three minutes.
19:54We've got once in a lifetime things coming up right after you do something you probably
20:01do 5,000 times per lifetime.
20:03Watch some ads.
20:04See you soon!
20:15Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians are trying to win a small barbecue to bring
20:20to a barbecue that already has a barbecue at it.
20:23How are they going about it, Tom?
20:25Our contestants are attempting to do once in a lifetime incredible things, like pushing
20:29a caravan a bit, and then pushing a caravan a bit again.
20:33Would you like to see another one?
20:35Yes.
20:35It must be wet on the East Coast and dry in Peru because La Nina is here.
20:41I'm going to go to the...
20:43I was going to say the oven.
20:44What's that thing called?
20:45A shed.
20:46Shed.
20:46I'm going to try and make like a Rube Goldberg machine.
20:50What's that?
20:50It's like a domino, but you have all different things.
20:53Oh, this is the best day of my life.
21:00I think Rube would be proud.
21:02Stay.
21:03Stay.
21:04Stay.
21:04No.
21:05I mean, that's just actually good.
21:07Maybe I'm like Rube Goldberg reincarnated.
21:09When that grows up, that will spur this ball to roll.
21:1430 seconds.
21:15I think I've got it.
21:17Okay.
21:20Are you ready for my big machine?
21:22Okay.
21:22Wow.
21:47All right.
21:53Bye.
21:53Bye.
22:02Okay, who's next?
22:07I mean, what do you want me to say?
22:09Good job.
22:11Nailed it.
22:11Well, if there's one plus, I'm glad you're never going to do that ever again in your life
22:15because I don't want to see it again in my life.
22:18Even if the machine had worked, the skateboard was going to go down the ramp and then what
22:22was it going to do at that point?
22:23It was going to go onto the pizza flipper, which was going to somehow push the ball, which
22:32was going to drop onto the net, which was going to flip it over.
22:35Rube Goldberg never used the word somehow when trying to explain how his machine works.
22:40I didn't realise you were old enough to be friends with Rube Goldberg.
22:44Saying that I'm old isn't an insult.
22:46It just means I own a house and you don't.
22:52Okay, who's next?
22:54Here's Julia and Danielle.
22:55Wet t-shirt competition is where my mind immediately goes to.
22:59Okay.
22:59But I'm not sure that's what anyone wants to see.
23:02I can't do that.
23:03What?
23:03I'm just going to rob the house next door.
23:06Oh, no.
23:07Oh!
23:08Do you know what I've never done?
23:09What?
23:10Doeys.
23:10What's that?
23:11That's where you fang your car in a circle.
23:13Oh, don't I?
23:14Yeah.
23:15I want to have a pool in the ute.
23:16In the back of the ute?
23:17Yeah, with bubble bath.
23:19With bubble bath?
23:19Yes.
23:20You might want to remove the glasses.
23:21Well, I need the glasses more than I need the helmet, don't I?
23:26Oh!
23:27Okay, let's get in the car, Tom.
23:29Are you a religious man, Tom?
23:30No.
23:31It might be time to reach out to your god if you want to.
23:34Okay.
23:36No.
23:36What was that?
23:37Nothing.
23:39There's a bubble found.
23:41That is simply a fart.
23:43You farted?
23:44Tom, we're going to send it!
23:45We're actually going quite slowly, in a straight line.
24:02Uh-oh, I'm farting.
24:04It wasn't a fart, was it?
24:05I wish there was another gun, because you'd love it.
24:08It's really fun.
24:09Woo-hoo!
24:11Woo-hoo!
24:12Woo-hoo!
24:16We're just driving in circles at quite a moderate speed.
24:19Oh, Tom, no, no, the brake's working.
24:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
24:29Is the brake working?
24:30Oh, my God.
24:31Oh, God.
24:32Oh, no.
24:32Oh, dear Lord.
24:34Oh, no, Tom.
24:36You've got 38 seconds.
24:38One more.
24:43Look at that.
24:44We totally sent it.
24:45There are vaguely indents in the grass.
24:48That, sir, is a donut.
24:57Danielle, are you saying that in Queensland,
24:58having a bath is a once-in-a-lifetime event?
25:02No, I just never got to do it in the ute.
25:05I always wanted to as a kid, but Dad's ute tray was rusted out.
25:09Hang on, this is something you've actually dreamed of already?
25:12I can't believe you thought about it before the day you did that task.
25:16Because, uh, Nina clearly hadn't.
25:20Now, Julie, you had a helmet on, but you didn't give one to Tom Cashman.
25:24What's that about?
25:25There was only one available on the day.
25:28Your one bit of concern for my safety was just asking me
25:30whether I believed in God.
25:33What do you reckon a donut is?
25:34I feel like you need more slippage when you're doing a donut.
25:37I've only ever heard about donuts.
25:39I've never seen them, never done them.
25:40Well, you grew up in Gosford, though.
25:42I know.
25:44But no donuts.
25:45Your parents probably did one driving you home from the hospital.
25:49Undoubtedly.
25:49But, uh, no, I'd never done a donut, and I have no intentions of ever doing one again.
25:53What about, uh, driving carefully in a circle?
25:56If I'm not mistaken, there's one left.
26:02Doing it once.
26:03It's Luke McGregor.
26:05I'm thinking I might jump in a lake.
26:06You've never jumped in a lake before?
26:08Like, I've been in a pool before, but I've never just, like, seen a lake and gone,
26:11I'll just jump in that.
26:12Have there been opportunities in your past where you could have jumped in a lake?
26:15I guess every time I've been near a lake, I guess, yeah.
26:17I don't think I've ever jumped in a lake either.
26:19Do you want to jump in with me?
26:20Oh, if I like it, I'm going to jump in a lake again, but I'll never jump in a lake holding
26:24hands with you again after this moment.
26:29Oh, my gosh.
26:31So careful.
26:34What are you thinking?
26:35Like, I googled the amount of stuff you can get from a lake.
26:39There's just a lot of bacteria.
26:41Do you have any open wounds?
26:42No.
26:43Okay.
26:44But you've got a butthole, obviously.
26:46Yeah.
26:46So that's, yeah, so, me too.
26:49Um, no, no.
26:50No, no hiding it now.
26:51Do you want to jump in there?
26:53I think want wouldn't be the right word.
26:56Do you want to just make out instead?
26:59Make out.
26:59And then we don't have to get in the lake.
27:01Yeah, like, we'll just kiss.
27:02No tongue.
27:02You okay with that?
27:04Yeah.
27:04Do you want to dip me or do you want to be dipped?
27:06Perhaps I should be dipped.
27:07Okay.
27:08I'm saying this is your idea.
27:09Full consent?
27:10Yeah, full consent.
27:11Okay.
27:11I'm going to come in like this.
27:13Oh, okay.
27:14And then I'm going to go out.
27:15And then just put your arm over here.
27:18And then down.
27:19Okay, I'm coming in time.
27:20Still a little bit too?
27:21Mm-hmm.
27:22Mm-hmm.
27:22Mm-hmm.
27:24I think that'll come out really good on camera.
27:29That's your once-in-a-lifetime thing.
27:31Oh, do you want to draw each other?
27:32Can you look out for a second?
27:33All right, I'm done.
27:43It's actually lovely.
27:44So is yours.
27:45It's the alternate universe where you got into the lake.
27:48And how good do our arses feel right now?
27:51My arse feels normal.
27:53Well, I'm getting sunburned, so I'm going to go back inside.
27:57Thanks, Joe.
28:00Oh, God.
28:02Oh, I forgot.
28:02So, Luther, you were germaphobe.
28:11Yep.
28:11And I thought just before I jump in, I'll do a quick Google.
28:14That was a mistake.
28:16So you couldn't even do it just that once?
28:19No, I was scared of all the bacteria that can crawl up.
28:25If you think there's bacteria in a lake, wait till you...
28:28I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
28:33Having watched that, what were you actually doing once in a lifetime there?
28:36You know, it's just a collection of weird events.
28:38If you put anything together in a random list like that,
28:41you'll probably never do it again.
28:42Yeah, well, that was the whole idea of the task, right?
28:48OK, well, I guess I should score them, shouldn't I?
28:50I have a vested interest in Luke's doing well, I've just realised,
28:53because if you give him five points, that means kissing me is incredible.
28:59Well, I think we all agree that Jimmy is disqualified.
29:02I can't believe this, but somehow you're not going to get one, Nina,
29:05you're getting two.
29:06Yes!
29:07And then I'm going to give Luke three.
29:09Danielle got very excited by Bath,
29:11but given she's been looking forward to it for her whole life,
29:13I'll give her four points.
29:14And I can't believe I'm going to say this.
29:16Julia Morris is going to get five points
29:18for doing a very, very large ordinary donut.
29:24Speaking of once in a lifetime,
29:26you may find yourself watching some ads.
29:28You may ask yourself,
29:30this is not my beautiful show.
29:31You may ask yourself,
29:33this is not my beautiful host.
29:35Well, don't worry,
29:36your show and host will be back very soon.
29:39APPLAUSE
29:40Welcome back to Taskmaster.
29:53One butt mask is on the line.
29:55I believe we're going to jump straight into another task.
29:58What can you tell me about it, Tom Cashman?
30:00If this task isn't completed in 30 minutes or less,
30:03it's free.
30:03Hello, Tom!
30:16Hello, Tom!
30:17Where are you?
30:22Hello?
30:25Hi, babes!
30:26Buongiorno!
30:28Buongiorno!
30:28How are you going, buddy?
30:32Just waiting for the sound delay, are you?
30:34OK, that's a little truck.
30:36That's a tricycle.
30:38Boat.
30:40Friend.
30:41And pizza.
30:44Oh, there's pizza!
30:51OK.
30:52Deliver this pizza to Tom.
30:54The fewest steps...
30:57wins.
30:58Your time starts now.
31:01Ah!
31:02Forza Italia!
31:03APPLAUSE
31:03So, time didn't matter in this one.
31:07Our contestants needed to deliver the pizza to me
31:10in the fewest steps possible.
31:12A step is the action of raising a foot
31:14and placing it down elsewhere.
31:16I know what a step is.
31:19Anyway, let's watch them try.
31:20The first to step up to not step
31:22is Danielle and Jimmy.
31:30There's a goose poo right there.
31:32I've got no traction, Tom!
31:36God, this is a nightmare.
31:38Come on, boat.
31:40This thing sucks.
31:42That's not steps.
31:44That's crawling, dude.
31:45Quick!
31:46Oh, yeah!
31:51Gosh!
31:52Is that actually you, Tom?
31:54Buongiorno!
31:59You!
32:01Bastards!
32:02That's not Tom.
32:04Oh, my God!
32:06Buongiorno!
32:07Comedicami!
32:09You opened with Italian, dude.
32:11Oh, for goodness sake!
32:13Come on!
32:14Where does this even go?
32:17Oh, God!
32:19Pizza!
32:19Pizza!
32:23Big steps!
32:24Come on!
32:24Hop!
32:25Hop!
32:27Tom!
32:27I'm just going to crawl
32:29and find Tom.
32:31Oh!
32:41Thomas!
32:42Marjorie Cashman!
32:43I don't know what your middle name is,
32:45but you disgust me!
32:46Don't drop the pizza!
32:49Oh, it's very wet!
32:54Is he in there?
32:55No!
32:56Oh!
32:56Oh!
32:56Where's my pizza?
33:07I've got a pizza bag now.
33:15Is this a pizza?
33:18Me?
33:20Yeah!
33:22Oh!
33:25Thanks, Daniel.
33:26How are you feeling?
33:27Honestly, I might rot.
33:28Oh, rot.
33:29Thanks, Jimmy.
33:32No worries, mate.
33:32Enjoy.
33:33Yeah.
33:37Did you enjoy this task?
33:43No.
33:44The boat sank when I was in the lake.
33:45It started to sink.
33:46So, yeah, I had to get pulled out of the lake.
33:50And that's why you're a bit wet there at the end.
33:52Yeah, my asshole is in heaps of trouble.
33:54Well, I must admit,
33:59the presentation of the pizza at the very end for Danielle,
34:01it was not too bad.
34:03Not the worst.
34:03Jimmy's was almost perfect somehow.
34:06How did you strap it up into a ball, Jimmy,
34:08and then turn it back into a pizza again?
34:11I have absolutely no idea.
34:14It's also good to know that if we do have a pay dispute,
34:16we can replace Tom Cashman with the Italian Tom.
34:20Please don't.
34:20How'd they do?
34:25Jimmy took 50 steps.
34:27Danielle took 48 steps.
34:30Two less than Jimmy.
34:31All right, Tom, who else have you got?
34:33Neither of them are Hawaiian, but they're both supreme.
34:36It's Julia and Luke.
34:37Deliver this pizza to Tom.
34:39Fewer steps win.
34:39Your time starts...
34:42now.
34:42This, I'm not convinced,
34:48is going to carry the pizza all that way, Tom.
34:55We are going to discuss your outfit when I get there.
35:00I'm coming, Tom.
35:01Is it bomb?
35:02Is it fake, Tom?
35:03Buongiorno.
35:05Terrific task, guys.
35:06Really appreciate it.
35:08Oh, no.
35:08Is that not you, Tom?
35:09Tom, I don't have my glasses.
35:10Can you give me a heads up that that's you?
35:12Buongiorno.
35:13Okay, great.
35:14Okay, great.
35:15I'm going to park it over there and come back to you.
35:17I don't think I've done this well.
35:21Ow!
35:23Stinging nettle, Tom.
35:24Ah!
35:25It's stinging my vagine.
35:30Buongiorno.
35:32I've just realised I'm not meant to be delivering it to you
35:34because you're not Tom.
35:35It's only just this second occurred to me.
35:38So we're the living f***s, Tom.
35:40You're not Tom, are you?
35:43Where are you, Tom, you cheeky f***?
35:46Do you know where Tom is?
35:48Buongiorno.
35:49Oh.
35:51I've got f***ing Ed Sheeran over here pretending he's you.
35:54I just want to do this.
35:55You ready?
35:56Buongiorno.
35:59I'm going to slap the living f*** out of Tom
36:02when I see him with his pizza.
36:06Oh, no.
36:09That's still working.
36:09That's still fine.
36:10That's working.
36:11This is not even the way to go.
36:14Did you see that flying in my mouth?
36:17Tom!
36:18Buongiorno.
36:19Not you!
36:20The last thing my teenager said to me was,
36:22don't embarrass me.
36:23Oh!
36:25Tom, I'm actually going to kill you, huh?
36:27Has Tom gone?
36:29Where are we?
36:30I don't even know what's happening anymore.
36:34This has always been my favourite Tom anyway.
36:40Hi, Luke.
36:41Hey, buddy.
36:44That's the whole pizza.
36:45Well, one slice is with Buongiorno.
36:49Hi, Julia.
36:51We might like some pizza, Tom.
36:53Thanks, Luke.
36:53Thanks, buddy.
36:54Thanks.
36:57So, Julia, I sense that you really enjoyed that task.
37:05Yeah.
37:06Honestly, when I got over there and realised it wasn't Tom,
37:09it was all of my strength not to really turn.
37:12Julia took approximately one step every two seconds.
37:19What about you, Luke?
37:20It was not as clear as if you were as frustrated.
37:23I used to be a pizza deliverer,
37:25and it's way easier with a car and a dress, sir.
37:35Julia took a total of 961 steps.
37:41And Luke took 902 steps.
37:44If you want to order a pizza for yourself,
37:47now's the time.
37:47See you shortly with more Taskmaster.
37:49Look, I know you're watching it now,
37:59but how about watching more later?
38:00Catch every moment of triumph and utter humiliation
38:03of Taskmaster Australia with full episodes
38:05of 10play.com.au or the 10play app.
38:14Welcome back to Taskmaster.
38:16We're having a pizza party, aren't we, Tom Cashman?
38:19That's right.
38:19Our contestants have been tasked with delivering a pizza to me
38:22using as few steps as possible.
38:25OK, there's one left, yeah?
38:26That's right.
38:27Is it last because she's been successful?
38:29We'll see.
38:30It's Nina Oyama.
38:31I feel like this pizza just means the singular slice.
38:39One.
38:40Bonjour.
38:40That's not...
38:45That feels like a Tom look-alike.
38:49Can you say buongiorno again?
38:51Buongiorno.
38:53Can you say it again?
38:55Buongiorno.
38:57I reckon Tom's in the house.
38:59There he goes.
39:01Now we are cooking with gas.
39:10No.
39:13You can't go.
39:14You can't go.
39:17I really feel like he's down at the lake and that is him
39:23and it wasn't a trick.
39:25I'm either going to be the smartest person
39:26or the dumbest person.
39:29No!
39:31Oh, man.
39:32Oh, yeah.
39:33He's definitely at the lake.
39:35That was what they call in the business a bust.
39:39So...
39:39Oh, no!
39:41Oh, well, I'm just going to have to go with the rest of the pizza.
39:43Sorry, bro.
39:45We're back here where it all began.
39:47Oh.
39:49OK.
39:49Hi.
39:50Buongiorno.
39:51Sorry for the long wait, sir.
39:53This is a pizza delivered!
39:59Yes!
40:01Ciao, Bella!
40:02Buongiorno.
40:03That's amore.
40:10Oh, my God!
40:15Do you have my pizza?
40:16I've been waiting more than half an hour.
40:18Oh, is it?
40:19Where's my pizza?
40:23It's...
40:24It's coming.
40:26It's coming.
40:27Oh, well, this is cool.
40:30Luckily, I left a pizza on the ground here.
40:33I'm not giving up.
40:34I'm jumping.
40:44Dinner is served!
40:46Nina, we were all wanting you to win.
40:53What happened?
40:54I don't know.
40:55Low self-esteem.
40:56I don't know.
40:58Oh, that was the worst day of my life.
41:02You worked out so early that it wasn't Tom Cashman.
41:05Why did you change your mind?
41:07Because I just thought they wouldn't make us go up the stairs.
41:10Once I got to the stairs, I was like, nah, they wouldn't.
41:14I think the real tragedy of this task is, if you believed in yourself, you would have won.
41:19I think that's the tragedy of my entire life.
41:24That's actually true as well.
41:25If you'd gone upstairs...
41:27At that point?
41:27At that point, you're only on 37 steps.
41:29Oh!
41:31How did she do?
41:32Total.
41:33505 steps.
41:35Still alive!
41:37We have Julia on one point.
41:39Luke with two.
41:41Nina with three somehow.
41:42And then we have Jimmy with four.
41:44And Danielle wins the task with five points.
41:47OK.
41:48And what about episode scoreboard?
41:51Who's getting that butt mask?
41:53Danielle is in the lead with 15 points.
41:56OK.
41:56There's no better time than now to settle it for once and all.
42:02Everyone up on the stage, we're going live!
42:09I see you've got some refreshments for us, Tom.
42:11And Julia will tell us why.
42:13Julia, please read the tar.
42:15Oh, I shall do so.
42:17Pick a biscuit.
42:18That's what it says, pick a biscuit.
42:20Pick a biscuit.
42:20I'm going to go for nice because my English teacher used to say nice means sticky biscuits.
42:27Well, my last name's Scottish and I've got fingers, so I guess I'll go with the Scotch finger.
42:33I'm going to take the one with some pink and red in it.
42:37It's an iced verbo.
42:39What's that one called?
42:40It's a ginger nut.
42:41Luke McGregor.
42:45And I'll just take the last one.
42:48I know what you're thinking.
42:49This is the easiest task in the world.
42:52Oh, thank you.
42:54In time with the music, dunk and undunk your biscuit in your tea and coffee when you hear
43:00the whistle.
43:01At any stage, you may surrender by placing your biscuit on the plate.
43:05If your biscuit breaks, you are disqualified.
43:08Last fully intact biscuit to be surrendered wins.
43:13Please step up to your biscuits.
43:15Can I kneel?
43:16Stand by.
43:19I think it's going to last much longer.
43:37It's not intact.
43:40Nina has surrendered.
43:59Stop slowing it down, Tom.
44:06Come on, ginger nut.
44:20I've already lost Jimmy.
44:24Mine is crumbled now.
44:26I will surrender my biscuit.
44:29I will surrender my biscuit.
44:32Yes!
44:40Oh, I see.
44:42We could have surrendered so we didn't lose the biscuit.
44:44I thought you just chose to surrender because you were weak.
44:52Okay, well, we have a winner for our live task.
44:55Well done.
44:55Round of applause for Jimmy Rees.
44:58We'll crown a winner for the whole episode right after this.
45:01Welcome back to Taskmaster Australia.
45:15We've been deep in a riveting game of bicky dunking.
45:18Jimmy had a solid one left.
45:21Mm-hmm.
45:21And you also did okay, didn't you, Nina?
45:23Yes.
45:24I surrendered real early.
45:25Okay, talk us through your failure.
45:27Luke?
45:27Uh, well, occasionally I would touch the biscuit to see if it had any structural integrity left.
45:33And I think in doing that, I ruined the structural integrity of the biscuit.
45:38Alright, so what are the final scores for this task?
45:41So we have three disqualifications.
45:43Nina receives four points for that task.
45:45And Jimmy takes it home with five points.
45:46Ooh, okay.
45:49Who is our winner for tonight's episode?
45:51So at the end of tonight's episode, one point in front of Nina, it's Jimmy with 19 points.
45:56Congratulations, Jimmy.
46:00Five surprising things belong to you.
46:02Get on stage and get yourself to a barbecue.
46:05Woo!
46:08That's it.
46:09Episode 7 done and dusted.
46:11We learnt that Tom Cashman could be watching any of us at any moment with a remote control fly.
46:17We learnt that Tom Cashman's body double needs Italian lessons.
46:21In non-Tom-centric news, we learnt that our winner for Episode 7 is Jimmy!
46:28Show them the love they deserve for at least a few seconds.
46:32Five, six, seven, eight.
46:50Go!
46:52Because I'm a genius.
46:54My God, the desperation is hard to look at.
46:58Do we have to leave it up or can we tug it?