Accidentally Overheard

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the things they accidentally overheard and one story involves a female using the restroom.

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00:00what did you accidentally overhear is the question on dave and chuck the freak right now

00:10we bring it up basically because of what chuck could have had happen to him yes a really scary

00:18moment that he was streaming on facebook live but had no idea it was happening his phone in his

00:26pocket was being streamed when he was at a baseball tournament yes a short time ago and dude i mean

00:34we all say stuff that we wouldn't want other people necessarily to hear you're very lucky that

00:40didn't happen to you yeah i mean i could have been talking about uh you know how how handsome

00:45someone was or or anything anything you know so it was in your pocket but you could not the audio

00:52you couldn't hear the audio on no i don't i don't believe anyone could hear anything

00:56and uh there were reports that the camera was picking up through the sheer

01:04pocket in my baseball shorts you could see uh my leg and uh you could see like my leg hair

01:12oh my god that's what some of the texts were telling you had underpants on it's crazy that

01:18if you're on facebook you see chuck's leg you're in chuck's pocket yeah because that's what you feel

01:25like in those situations you're like i'm in chuck's pocket right now i got lisa right in my pocket

01:32oh that is creepy get me out of here but you would continue to watch because you're like what is he

01:41going to say what is going to happen next and that's the thing and that's what i realized that people

01:44were they were like watching the whole thing and i was like uh you know when i realized i pulled the

01:50phone out and i was like all right show's over yeah and i shut it down show's over yeah show's over

01:56you know lisa's like put me back in the pocket you got some real voyeuristic friends like so many

02:02people saw and like sent me stuff they were trying to get a hold of me on facebook they're like yeah

02:07we're in your pocket everywhere in your pocket right now you know a bunch of us in your pocket

02:13um this one my aunt accidentally butt dialed her daughter while having sex slash cheating on her

02:22husband it was left on her voicemail and my cousin eventually confronted my aunt about it with the

02:28solid proof would you like to listen to the voicemail you left me oh oh man i do not want to

02:35accidentally overhear my aunt having sex i sure don't good god none of them any of them ever

02:40oh my goodness this is amazing don't stop god i hope she doesn't sound like that yeah it's like

02:53a musical i was gonna say like a musical i hope to god she's practicing for a local play or something

02:58oh my aunt sex the musical yeah and oh no i once overheard my girlfriend pooping in the bathroom

03:11i'd love to read you the rest but the screen just disappeared on me but apparently james what

03:17happened after oh it's back uh sounded like some abysmal monster no from an hp lovecraft story

03:23oh my god i never go near the bathroom when she's in it anymore my girlfriend's butthole is

03:28cthulhu i don't i don't know what you expect it to sound like but not not that you know like not

03:37not evil yeah i always thought it'd be more like people are calling in and it's just hanging up on

03:43them i'm not sure if that's should be happening that's what you expect the sound yeah like no sound

03:50at all but just uh you dreamer the toilet yeah a little drops that's it like a little rabbit

03:59that's so cute that's what i want yeah cute oh

04:03it's a wonderful dream to have you don't want it to sound like a monster no oh my god

04:23it'd be real disturbing if it sounded like a voice saying boom

04:34yeah i don't know this is gonna be

04:39dave with a random monster sound effect coming up let's see babe you pooping

04:45oh my god sounds like you are how long you gonna be

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05:05go down to the gas station use that one

05:09give me some time finish up in there

05:13something shook loose

05:21i'm gonna get out of here before i don't love you anymore sounds crampy

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05:33yeah that was one time it worked out in my favor couldn't believe it it really was

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