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Bill and Ted are high school buddies starting a band. They are also about to fail their history class—which means Ted | dG1fUkViQ2dPVVFjR1U
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00:00Now, a motion picture so grand,
00:03so magnificent,
00:05and so vast,
00:06it spans 7,000 years.
00:08No way.
00:10Yes way.
00:11But it starts with Bill.
00:12I'm Bill S. Preston.
00:14Who is Joan of Arc?
00:15And Ted.
00:16Noah's wife.
00:17We're in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow.
00:20A force from the future.
00:22Can we go anywhere we want at any time?
00:24You can do anything you want.
00:25Is putting history at their fingertips.
00:27Let's reach out and touch someone.
00:30They're traveling through time.
00:31How's it going, Royal Oakley dudes?
00:34Put them in the Iron Maid.
00:37Excellent.
00:38Execute them.
00:40Bogus.
00:41How's it going, dude?
00:43Spectre.
00:44State.
00:44And they're making a big impression.
00:49Historical babes.
00:52Now they're home.
00:53Everybody get together.
00:54Remember who your buddy is.
00:56To trash.
00:58The 20th century.
01:00We've got a live one here.
01:01Keanu Reeves.
01:02Alex Winter.
01:04Napoleon.
01:06We're from history.
01:07Billy the Kid.
01:09Oh, my God.
01:10Joe Navarro.
01:12Sigmund Freud.
01:13Tell me about your mother.
01:15You a musician?
01:16Beethoven.
01:17Genghis Khan!
01:19Abraham Lincoln.
01:23Party on, dudes.
01:25Socrates.
01:26George Garland.
01:28We're history.
01:29If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?
01:3469, dudes.
01:36Bill and Ted's...
01:40Excellent!
01:41Excellent!
01:42Excellent adventure!
01:44Party on, dude.
01:46You

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