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00:00Hey, are you single?
00:07I'm a matchmaker.
00:09Give me a call if you want to meet somebody.
00:11I deserve someone who fulfills all of my criteria.
00:14Nothing over 20 PM money.
00:15I don't want someone who likes cats.
00:17I'm trying to settle.
00:18I promise you're going to marry the love of your life.
00:21Some boys kiss me, some boys cry.
00:24How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy?
00:27Nine.
00:29If the girl asks for a call, drink a water,
00:33with a salary over 500 grand,
00:38you deliver.
00:39You're the matchmaker.
00:40You want a drink?
00:41Sure. Coke and beer.
00:46Hey, buddy.
00:48Hi, John.
00:53Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight.
00:55I missed you.
00:56Yeah.
00:57Yeah.
00:58You don't even remember my face.
01:04Lucy M, the eternal bachelorette.
01:07You can do better than me.
01:08My instincts are usually right.
01:10Math.
01:12Hi.
01:13Wow.
01:14You know how to do the math, don't you?
01:19You are what we call a unicorn.
01:22An impossible fantasy.
01:25How much is this apartment?
01:27Twelve million.
01:31Not gonna marry him, are you?
01:32Why not?
01:33Because he's good looking and rich.
01:34And probably doesn't have remains.
01:37Is that my charger?
01:39When I see your face,
01:41I see wrinkles and children that look like you.
01:45So where does that leave us?
01:47What are you thinking about?
01:48I don't think I'm very good at my job anymore.
01:50We promised them love.
01:52But the math doesn't add up.
01:56Why does anyone even get married?
01:59Because they're lonely.
02:06And because they're hopeful.
02:10I'm turning 48 and I think I need to meet someone more grown.
02:13I have a really beautiful client.
02:15She's 31.
02:17I wasn't really thinking 30s.