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00:00My guy looks fucking stupid.
00:13Wow, it sure is fast.
00:15Each chapter should save. Hopefully we can finish this chapter.
00:21So we have to beat the whole chapter.
00:24Not the segments.
00:26Are you in front of your modem right now praying?
00:38Are you in front of your modem right now praying?
00:44You should be sending prayers directly to it.
00:50Get another ethernet cord and shove it up your ass.
00:54Goddammit Funko, I will leave your ass here.
00:57Wow.
00:58Those look really bad quality.
01:02This is our only chance to get out.
01:04Not going into the subway.
01:06You've heard the stories.
01:08We will starve here.
01:09This subway is our only chance.
01:11We take it to Inwood, get to the Evac Center, and get the fuck out of New York.
01:15But we die.
01:16Yeah.
01:17Throwing grenades.
01:18Why?
01:19What the hell?
01:20Well, I'm going to tell you the same thing I think I told you last time.
01:28I tried to ping it.
01:30Are we ready?
01:45You look fucking terrible.
01:47Your face is all bloody.
01:49I think you...
01:50What?
01:51I'm not bloody.
01:52I think you...
01:53What?
01:54I'm not bloody.
01:55Your face was.
01:56I shot you in it.
01:57Shoot me once in the face.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Oh, I got you in the neck.
02:04You shot our teammate.
02:05I said I could heal, you guys.
02:06Really?
02:07Alright.
02:08You ready?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Wait, let me turn the sound down.
02:11It's kind of loud.
02:12I think there's another four.
02:13Something a little too loud.
02:14Do you have your...
02:15Do you have a silenced pistol or anything?
02:16Maybe.
02:17I don't know.
02:18How do I know?
02:19It's your...
02:20I don't know.
02:21How do I know?
02:22I don't know.
02:23How do I know?
02:24I don't know.
02:25I don't know.
02:26How do I know?
02:27I don't know.
02:28I don't know.
02:29I don't know.
02:30I don't know.
02:31I don't know.
02:32I don't know.
02:33I don't know.
02:34It's your other fucking weapon.
02:35One and two.
02:36Stay quiet.
02:37I have a Uzi and then I...
02:38Yeah, see?
02:39Silence.
02:40So we can kill zombies quiet.
02:44You just started your period.
02:49It's like I shot you in the eye.
02:52Oh my god.
02:53You just started it.
03:03Hold on.
03:04I'm coming.
03:05Ew, look at all your balls.
03:06Damn.
03:07You hear me?
03:08Hey, what's up?
03:09I don't see you guys on the roof.
03:10We're going for it.
03:11Turn the subway to Inwood.
03:13Over.
03:14Yeah, really?
03:16I don't...
03:17Maybe the grunts are why I'm out of the front.
03:20Guys?
03:21Guys?
03:22You're supposed to headshot him.
03:24I tried.
03:25I tried.
03:26Ah!
03:27Fun.
03:28Is there a melee?
03:29F.
03:30F.
03:31Keep me safe.
03:32F is your melee.
03:34Uh.
03:35Huh?
03:36Victor?
03:37Uh, yes.
03:38Ah.
03:39Wow.
03:40Huh.
03:41Fun.
03:42Is there a melee?
03:43F.
03:44What is that?
03:45F.
03:46Keep me safe.
03:47F is your melee.
03:49Uh, huh.
03:51Huh.
03:53Huh.
03:57Huh, huh.
03:59Huh.
04:00What did you switch it to?
04:25I don't know why you wouldn't use F.
04:27It's such a good button for it.
04:30You're such a wimp.
04:32I used my side button.
04:34It's easier.
04:36Your mom's easier.
04:40You're messed up.
04:44Is it false?
04:48Push the elevator button.
04:50No it's not.
04:52It's getting that all over YouTube.
04:55Yeah.
04:56What's happening here?
04:57Remember when I played without you?
04:59I did all of this.
05:01Yup.
05:03Oh look at this.
05:07This pistol.
05:09See this gun?
05:11We gotta get in the elevator now.
05:17It's not silence though.
05:19I'm just gonna use it for a second.
05:21I feel like the melee is overpowered.
05:37It's really good.
05:39It's really good.
05:40It hardly hit me.
05:41It hardly hit me.
05:45Oh.
05:46Not safe.
05:47Not safe.
05:48Almost there.
05:53Almost there.
06:11I have the greatest teammates.
06:13There.
06:14We gotta get in the elevator now.
06:15Not with you assholes.
06:19We gotta get in the elevator now.
06:28Not with you assholes.
06:32Isn't anything that we've played?
06:34No, this game sucks.
06:37It's good. You don't like it?
06:39No, it's alright.
06:41It's alright.
06:43The melee is overpowered.
06:47I kinda like it.
06:50Oh, damn.
06:51Yeah, you like it because it's overpowered.
06:54Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
06:56Yeah, but it wouldn't be that good in real life.
07:00Call the elevator.
07:02You idiots.
07:05So who was it?
07:10Where the heck are all these zombies coming from?
07:13Your mom's ass.
07:16Oh.
07:16Okay.
07:21I'm reloading.
07:26We have a stun gun?
07:29Where have you been on my head?
07:30Call the elevator.
07:31We gotta get out.
07:36You have a stun gun.
07:38I don't have one.
07:39I don't have a stun gun.
07:41I don't have a stun gun.
07:42Oh no.
07:43Your internet was fucking up with your voice.
07:47Probably need one.
07:50Gotta be quiet here.
07:51I don't use stun guns.
07:53Yeah, help.
07:54Oh, apparently I have one.
07:56Yeah.
07:57Great shot.
07:59Also, I never made it to the elevator.
08:01I quit before that.
08:02Go the elevator.
08:03We gotta get out.
08:03Let's see if we actually get to do the elevator.
08:08Elevator coming up.
08:10Elevator coming up.
08:12Elevator coming up.
08:12Elevator coming up.
08:30Oh.
08:30Oh.
08:31Let's do this.
08:37Let's do this.
08:39Yeah, bye people.
08:41Look at him.
08:43He doesn't look happy at all.
08:46Wait.
08:47We're going down?
08:49Wait.
08:52What the fuck?
08:57That's what she said.
09:01Do you see all of them?
09:06No.
09:09Oh.
09:10Oh.
09:12Holy Christ.
09:14You're seeing this?
09:17God damn Thanksgiving they've paraded.
09:19That is cool.
09:20That's not realistic.
09:29Oh, you're going down there, huh?
09:31Yeah, we're supposed to.
09:37No, and they look horrible.
09:38We should bomb them all.
09:47He can't.
09:49He can't bomb them?
09:51Oh.
09:52Before it wouldn't let me.
09:54Rolling a grenade.
09:55Over the rail.
09:56Oh.
09:56Oh.
09:56Oh.
09:56Oh.
09:57Oh.
09:57Oh.
09:57Oh.
09:57Oh.
09:58Oh.
09:58Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
10:00Oh.
10:00Oh.
10:01Oh.
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10:03Oh.
10:04Oh.
10:05Oh.
10:06Oh.
10:07Oh.
10:07Oh.
10:08Oh.
10:09Oh.
10:28Oh.
10:29My grenade did nothing.
10:30Oh.
10:31Oh.
10:32Oh.
10:33Oh.
10:33Oh.
10:33Oh.
10:33Oh.
10:34Oh.
10:34Oh.
10:35Oh.
10:35Oh.
10:36Oh.
10:36Oh.
10:37Oh.
10:38Oh.
10:38Let's go.
11:08Wow, someone's getting thrashed.
11:38Were we even supposed to fight all these motherfuckers?
12:02Yeah, I think so.
12:04Ooh, somebody just saved my life.
12:09What's a sporting carbine?
12:14A carbine's gonna, let me see it.
12:19Yeah, it's gonna be like a stupid M16 type thing.
12:25Not good.
12:26Should I keep my current gun?
12:29Well, it's gonna be like an assault rifle.
12:33Do you like assault rifles?
12:36I think our handgun is good.
12:46I like it.
12:48Okay.
12:49Well, maybe I will pick that up, I guess.
12:52I'm gonna heal Arnetta here and take the other red kit.
12:57Okay, how do I...
12:59Four.
13:03It's kinda nice that they don't, like, steal the kit.
13:10You know?
13:11Like we get to use when they heal.
13:14Yeah, I guess.
13:16Okay, I'm ready.
13:17Ready.
13:18Got the creeper.
13:19Got them all.
13:20Subway to the left and across the street.
13:41Oh, wow.
13:45That's a big sniper.
13:48An assault rifle and a battle rifle.
13:51Um, I kinda want...
13:54Can we get a third gun?
13:56Oh, I think we can have a third gun.
13:58Yeah, look.
13:59I have a third gun.
14:01See, look.
14:02You can have three guns.
14:03Oh, that's nice, actually.
14:05Yeah, but I think you can only have a big third gun.
14:09I don't know if this will count as the big...
14:12Oh, wait.
14:13My other gun.
14:14Yeah.
14:15This is a big ass sniper.
14:18I think I kinda like my gun.
14:32Oh, I shouldn't have picked those up.
14:46Still don't know how to use my stun.
14:49Is it your middle mouse button?
14:53Yeah, it is.
14:55Well, I should try that out.
14:58Yeah, it's your grenade.
15:02I see a grenade.
15:03There's a chainsaw.
15:04Yeah.
15:09This gun sucks.
15:14Like, fuck this gun.
15:30Remember this part?
15:32Uh, guys.
15:33I'm seeing a swamp on a street for you.
15:35Which direction?
15:36Barbed wire.
15:37Right down the roadway.
15:38We got a barbed wire.
15:40Got some defenses.
15:45They still get in their way.
15:49Raise your wires right.
15:52Stay quiet.
15:57Over here.
15:5810,000 volts for our weak friends.
16:09Shut up.
16:16And now do we just wait?
16:18Or you can wait 20 seconds.
16:31Oh.
16:32See it?
16:33Yeah, I guess so.
16:34Yeah, this is a big battle.
16:36My fucking ass hurts.
16:48Very good.
16:55Defend your position.
16:59I'll do what I want.
17:02Good.
17:03Luck.
17:04Yup.
17:06I'm sure it'll be so fun.
17:10This is gonna be bad.
17:13This too seems really unrealistic.
17:15Yeah, it's definitely unrealistic.
17:32Well, that was the end of my ammo.
17:38How did that bitch get up?
17:40What the fuck?
17:43Behind us.
17:44What?
17:45I don't know.
17:46I don't know.
18:16I don't know what to do.
18:46I don't know what to do.
19:16I don't know what to do.
19:23It's for a big weapon.
19:27Rocket launcher, grenade launcher, heavy machine gun.
19:32I don't know what to do.
19:41You see that?
19:45That'll be your third weapon, right?
19:47Pick it up.
19:49See?
19:50Yeah.
19:51And you hit three.
19:52Yup.
19:53Alright, I'm good.
19:57That grenade launcher probably would have been nice.
20:06There's another one here too.
20:08Oh, another grenade launcher?
20:12It's actually a rocket launcher, but yeah.
20:15Oh, yeah.
20:17Move!
20:18No turning back now.
20:19Move!
20:20Move!
20:21Yeah, because you have one minute.
20:30Move!
20:31Move!
20:32Move!
20:33There's people.
20:34Probably not good.
20:35I'm reloading.
20:41I'm reloading.
20:42I'm reloading.
20:48Somebody's down here.
20:49You think it's a nut job?
20:51I'm reloading.
20:52You think it's a nut job?
20:55I'm reloading.
20:57I'm reloading.
20:59I'm reloading.
21:11Fun?
21:14Somebody's down here.
21:16You think it's the Nacho?
21:28I'll die!
21:48She keeps on you.
21:58Get back this down for good.
22:09Screamer! Take him out!
22:14Full grenade!
22:20God, why is there so many?
22:24Uh-huh.
22:25Like, this is so realistic.
22:29I never said it was realistic.
22:32Woah!
22:34I know, but like...
22:36It's just...
22:37It feels like they went quantity over quality.
22:43You know what I mean?
22:45It's alright, but like, holy fuck.
22:50Oh, we gotta get...
22:51That's why we gotta get rid of that screen right?
22:53Shit! Clear the train!
22:57Shit! Clear the train!
22:59Get back, ya belly bastard!
23:10You guys.
23:11Big Eye!
23:13My turn!
23:14Are you okay?
23:16No.
23:18Those people suck.
23:20Oh, he's fucking me up.
23:21Yeah!
23:27I ran up here for nothing.
23:31Hey! Get out of it!
23:34Man, that melee is so good.
23:38If you're a puber.
23:44Hey! Get out of it!
23:46You went down?
23:48Yeah.
23:49Here I am.
23:50Oh, there's two people in here.
23:51Yeah.
23:52I like how we reached it and it's not saying anything.
23:54Oh, we gotta clear it.
23:55We haven't cleared it yet.
23:56We haven't cleared it yet.
23:57Oh, you can't.
23:58That's so annoying.
23:59Come on, you fuckers.
24:00Come on, you fuckers.
24:01Oh.
24:02Oh.
24:03Oh.
24:04Oh.
24:05Oh.
24:06Oh.
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24:47Oh.
24:48Oh.
24:49Oh.
24:50Oh.
24:51Oh.
24:52Okay, I've got this.
24:56What minute are you going to do if you use them?
24:59Find supply crate, huh?
25:01Stay quiet.
25:04All the way up here?
25:09You know what I thought of that sucks that I can't have
25:12is nice cookies, like chocolate chip cookies.
25:18They sound good.
25:21I'm sorry.
25:22I'm sorry.
25:27Free button.
25:28Free moving.
25:42Try the door.
25:49Sigh.
25:49Got a box, carrying it back to the train.
26:09Americans, man! Lost every scene!
26:13What now? Bigger guns!
26:15Here's your box.
26:17Much obliged.
26:19Let's put it in.
26:24Yeah.
26:26Oh, there's more? Oh my god.
26:29Yeah, it's never-ending. We're just bitches in this game.
26:33Yeah.
26:40Spotted a creature, bastard.
26:42Got a box. I'm carrying it back to the train.
26:57Got a box. I'm carrying it back to the train.
27:12God, it gives you, like, the halo lunge.
27:14The halo lunge.
27:19Oh.
27:21I see a creeper.
27:23Eh.
27:29It says there's more supply crates.
27:31I can't vibrate.
27:35Here's your box.
27:39Hi, Jude.
27:41Ow.
27:42Ow.
27:48Ow.
27:53You gotta protect me. I gotta plug my phone in.
27:56Otherwise, I can't be in your stream to give you that view.
27:59Yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:17All the way up there.
28:18There.
28:28That was a lot.
28:29That was a lot.
28:59Oh.
29:06Oh.
29:10Hmm.
29:19Hey.
29:27Wow.
29:34Yeah, I wouldn't have been surprised.
29:52Wow, victory.
29:59Yay.
30:01Oh, so we beat that one.
30:08Okay.
30:10So, do you like it?
30:13It's okay.
30:16I never like the games that I like.
30:19No, it's okay.
30:20It's just, it makes my fingers hurt to play it.
30:23Okay.
30:25Damn.
30:26Damn, you're like number one on all of them.
30:32I beat you.
30:33I have 32.
30:34You had 19.
30:35Damn, you're like number one on all of them.
30:39Oh.
30:40Maybe I got, I'm on the gear, Jude.
30:45I'm on the gear.
30:46I'm cheating.
30:48Oh boy.
30:49Oh boy.
30:50Oh boy.
30:51Level two and a half.
30:54Level two and a half.
30:55Cool.
30:56Cool.
30:57Is there a point to leveling up weapons?
31:01No clue.
31:02You want to try another one?
31:04I'm not sure because I got to take Dooja's still.
31:16Okay.
31:17That's okay.
31:18I'm very tired.
31:19What time do you have the doctor appointment tomorrow, the vet?
31:23I think it's 3.20.
31:25Okay.
31:26Mhm.
31:27Do you work tomorrow also?
31:30No.
31:31I wasn't sure if you worked mornings.
31:33Heck no.
31:34Uh.
31:35Uh.
31:36Yup.
31:37Yup.
31:38Yup.
31:39Ugh.
31:40Ugh.