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00:00Si vous regardez cette vidéo, je ne suis pas encore là-haut, mais ne s'arrête pas, ne s'arrête pas, ne s'arrête pas.
00:05Donc, comment allez-vous ?
00:06Un bon jour est quand je ne vais pas s'arrêter de tirer des gens dans le face et puis ne tourner la main sur moi-même.
00:13C'est pas grave.
00:18Je pensais que je vais vous laisser un petit guide à la vie sans moi.
00:21Vous êtes gentile, mais vous êtes absolument useless.
00:25Stay active.
00:27It's not ideal to be a fat, lazy, self-pitying lump.
00:30Pido!
00:31What?
00:32Pido!
00:33I'm not a pido, and if I was, you'd be safe to tubby little ginger cunt.
00:37You know how grumpy you get when things don't go your way?
00:39You've got such a good heart.
00:41You're born like it.
00:42You're just decent.
00:43This is Sandy.
00:44If you could show her the ropes, tell her what's wrong.
00:46Humanity's a plague.
00:47We're a disgusting, selfish parasite, and the world would be a better place without us.
00:51Is that the sort of thing you meant?
00:56No.
00:59How's Lisa?
01:00Oh, Jesus.
01:01She's dead, Dad.
01:02Bring Lisa with you.
01:03Fuck me.
01:06You can't just go around being rude to people.
01:08You can, though.
01:09Your dog should be on a lead.
01:10Oh, right.
01:11Oh, sorry.
01:12Thank you.
01:12What?
01:13He is not a fat, hairy, nosy cocksucker.
01:16Sorry about that.
01:17Disgusting.
01:18If I do and say what the fuck I want, and then when it all gets too much, I can always
01:22kill myself.
01:23It's like a superpower.
01:24That's the worst superhero I've ever heard of.
01:28Why don't you throw yourself into your work?
01:29That's what depressed people do.
01:30We're putting out a free local newspaper that no one cares about.
01:33That's not true.
01:38I've seen normally people, people dying, people in pain.
01:41I don't think I've ever met anyone quite as sad as him.
01:44I've got something for your front cover.
01:46Freddie Mercury's tooth.
01:48He's disgusting.
01:49Brian, not everyone can get in the paper.
01:51Not everyone's finger Jackie Collins.
01:53Have you?
01:54No.
01:55Cheers.
01:56Okay.
01:57See you again.