Kapil Sharma Show Best Comedy And Mimicry Of SalmanKhan And Sharukh Khan
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00:00Come on, son.
00:03Move!
00:09Son!
00:11Hey, son!
00:25Today, Karthik's mother is on the stage.
00:29I'm his mother.
00:32And there's Egypt's mother.
00:40I think, brother,
00:42today, I'm on the Great Indian Mummy Show.
00:46Yes!
00:50Show, show, show, show.
00:52Show, show, show.
00:55Thank you, family, say.
00:57And to everyone who has come.
00:59Greetings.
01:01Greetings.
01:04Greetings.
01:05How are you?
01:08Wow!
01:15Show, show, show.
01:17Show, show, show.
01:18Show, show, show.
01:19Show, show, show.
01:20Show, show, show.
01:21How are you?
01:24How are you?
01:27Greetings.
01:28Greetings.
01:32That's enough.
01:33That's enough.
01:38Greetings, brother.
01:39Greetings.
01:40Greetings.
01:4370 minutes.
01:46My brother can say greetings
01:49for 70 minutes without stopping.
01:52That's why, we have to stop him.
01:57Stop him.
01:59Stop him.
02:01Stop him.
02:04Stop him.
02:06Can you see?
02:08I told you, my Karan and Arjun..
02:15I told you, my Karan and Arjun have come.
02:17They have come.
02:18They have come after tearing the earth apart.
02:21They have come after tearing the earth apart.
02:23They will come after tearing the earth apart.
02:25Are we your children or the children of a radish?
02:37Are we the children of a radish?
02:38I don't know.
02:39Who tear the earth apart every morning and..
02:52I don't like this.
02:54I don't like this.
02:59Can you see?
03:01My children are so useless.
03:03I told them to get revenge from Durjan.
03:05But they haven't taken revenge yet.
03:07Is it revenge or curd that they will go to get it every morning?
03:14Your mother told you to get a degree.
03:17Yes.
03:18So, you became an engineer.
03:19Yes.
03:21She wakes up every morning and tells us to get revenge from Durjan.
03:25That's why we have become goons.
03:28We have become goons.
03:34I am so unfortunate.
03:36I have been sewing clothes for people all my life.
03:40Yes.
03:41So that they get shade and they stay in shade.
03:44You are short of D3.
03:51He is full of himself.
03:56Shall I tell you something?
03:59Shall I tell you something?
04:20Yes, son. What is he saying?
04:22I want to tell you something about her.
04:29Do you know what she used to do to save money in childhood?
04:32What did she do?
04:33She used to drop us to the fair.
04:36Okay.
04:37And she used to tell us to stand in front of the jalebi shop
04:39and cry that my mother is lost.
04:43Someone will feed you jalebi and leave.
04:45Someone will feed you jalebi and leave.
04:53And then I will come back after half an hour.
04:56Where did you stay for half an hour?
05:00Where did you stay?
05:03Where did you stay?
05:05Oh, my God!
05:08I used to go and cry in front of the shopkeeper
05:12that my children are lost.
05:14Someone will feed me jalebi and leave.
05:18I don't like this nonsense, ma'am.
05:27How many of you think that your mother does the same?
05:34I don't like this.
05:36Don't trouble your mother.
05:39Trouble my mother.
05:40Oh, my God!
05:44Listen, everyone.
05:45Learn to drive a car.
05:46Move. Move.
05:55What did you drop?
05:57Dear, you are leaking.
06:05Learn to drive a car, dear.
06:07He gifted his mother a car.
06:09And I tell him to go and get my gold bangles from Lala.
06:13He has brought brass bangles.
06:15At least, I gave you brass bangles.
06:19He gifted his mother a car made of copper.
06:23That too, a mini-copper car.
06:30Isn't it?
06:33Isn't it?
06:35But, Karthik..
06:36How can you be so cool in such frustration?
06:39I am not cool, sir. I am not cool.
06:42I am cold.
06:43Cold?
06:44I don't like her.
06:46Oh!
06:47What?
06:47I don't like her.
06:48Karthik, you and your family take care of your stomach.
06:52Yes.
06:52But, they can't take care of my stomach.
06:59So, mothers are different.
07:01In what?
07:02Their stomach is a bowl.
07:04Your stomach is a pot.
07:06Wait.
07:09Wait.
07:11Wait.
07:14Don't open this, dear.
07:16Both these pots are from the same pot.
07:25I am not asking for a lot of food.
07:28I just want to taste it.
07:30You should have asked for soda along with the snacks.
07:32You should have asked for Adia.
07:33You should have asked for Adia.
07:35She uses both.
07:38I don't like the shit, man.
07:39Come on.
07:43Superb!
07:48Karthik.
07:53This..
07:54Karthik.
08:03Krishna.
08:09This woman always used to say..
08:12..to get rid of my bangles.
08:13To get rid of my bangles.
08:14She never said to get rid of my liquor.
08:17Old monk.
08:25Come here.
08:27Come here.
08:28Come here.
08:30Speak.
08:31Speak properly.
08:35Learn something from Karthik.
08:37With so much love, Karthik..
08:54Karthik.
09:06Why are my two sons spreading like a mess?
09:11Learn from Karthik.
09:13Learn from Karthik.
09:14How he raised his parents and made them doctors.
09:24Should I do something about him?
09:26Should I do something about him?
09:28Say something.
09:29Mom and dad didn't make him a doctor.
09:31Mom and dad made him an engineer.
09:33Then why didn't you two make me an engineer?
09:55Oh, my God.
10:01Look.
10:04Call that film, Mool.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:24Oh, my God.