00:00Oh, exquisite. Absolutely beautiful.
00:07Oh, we'd never find something like that back in dreary old England, would we?
00:13Then again, we don't have mosquitoes the size of parrots.
00:16Shoo! Be gone! Off with you!
00:21Away with you, I say! Let me be!
00:24Confounded, diseased, carrying insect!
00:27Pesky parasite! That's it. Prepare yourself for a sound sopping!
00:36Didn't see that coming, did you? No, didn't know that's all you...
00:42Got him!
00:54Well?
00:57Hello? Is someone there?
01:00You're an interesting looking fellow. I don't believe I...
01:18Oh, no, no. Don't get up. I've got it.
01:23Okay. So many people. Jane, how many men like me are there?
01:31Well, there are millions of men, Tarzan. But none quite like you.
01:39Are there as many women?
01:40Well, as it works out, there are just as many.
01:46Oh, would you mind?
01:49Oh, sorry.
01:53Oh, nicely done. Thank you. Anyway, yes, there are just as many women as there are men.
02:00Jane is the best.
02:02Oh! I suppose I fall in the middle somewhere.
02:06No. Jane is the best.
02:11Well, considering you've met but a few women, how can you be so sure?
02:16I'm sure.
02:17Oh, sir, you are wonderfully stubborn.
02:21Tantor!
02:24No!
02:29Tarzan! Thank goodness we found you!
02:38Sorry, Turk.
02:40And you wonder why your species is endangered.
02:43Are you two okay?
02:44Tarzan! Mrs. Tarzan! It's horrible! Just horrible!
02:49And what, pray tell, is so horrible?
02:52This!
02:53Daddy's helmet. Where'd you find it?
03:07Sorry about that. Hate to be a burden.
03:10You're not.
03:12You found something?
03:13Someone took your father.
03:16Well, the news just gets better and better, doesn't it?
03:19He's still alive, Jane. And I promise you, I'll find him.
03:24Oh, my! I must say, for a non-human species, you have surprisingly developed architecture.
03:37Good heavens! Did someone extinguish the lights?
03:43Is anyone here?
03:45My, my! What a surprise!
03:48You finally brought me a mate.
03:51Oh, so sorry. Didn't see you standing there.
03:54You'd be delightful if I'd asked you to find me a court jester.
03:57But I asked for a king! A king!
04:01Didn't I?
04:08Idiots.
04:09I say, is anybody there? This urn seems rather stuck on me old noggin, you see.
04:15Maybe the guards will find this buffoon more appealing than I do. Sacrifice him.
04:20So we're going, then, are we?
04:35Thank you. You must be tired of doing that.
04:38Not really.
04:39Are we there yet?
04:41We're not there until we find the professor.
04:44Where are we, anyway?
04:46Tarzan?
04:47I don't know. I've never been to this valley before. But I think we're there.
04:52Oh, my! Get a load of that!
04:56Well, what?
04:57Oh, it's awful! It's horrible! It's ghastly! It's... kind of pretty.
05:03Is that a city?
05:05Well, I'd say so. But what's it doing here?
05:10Listen.
05:13I say, could you fellows untie me now? Joke's over, chaps. Very funny and all that.
05:18Very amusing. Not that I understood it.
05:21Anyway, I'm getting quite a crick in the old neck.
05:25So if it's no trouble...
05:31Professor!
05:40Phew!
05:43What are you?
05:53Oops! Sorry! Whoa!
05:57Jane! These fellows are neither man nor leopard!
06:01What could they be? Where did they come from?
06:04What form of fractured evolution caused them?
06:07All topics for another day, Daddy.
06:17Oh, my!
06:18Smashing!
06:24All I ask is a moment of peace.
06:33Impressive.
06:38Huh?
06:40I hate to interrupt you, dear, but we seem to be running short on time.
06:50Oh, not Jane!
06:56My side! VIPs coming through! Make way!
07:07Whoa!
07:15Allow me to apologize.
07:17Sometimes these leopard men can get so out of hand.
07:21Out of hand? They stole my Daddy!
07:24And once more, they nearly cut him in half!
07:27They find something in the jungle, they just have to sacrifice it.
07:31Well, all parts intact.
07:34So, no harm done, Miss...
07:36Oh, you know, I didn't actually quite catch your name.
07:39I am La, Queen La.
07:42Queen La? Oh, La! Oh, yes! La, like the note!
07:46Yes, very good, La.
07:47And who is this who fights with the strength of ten lions?
07:52My name is Tarzan.
07:53And I'm Tarzan's wife, Jane Porte.
07:56Tarzan, you must stay as a royal guest of Opar.
08:01What's Opar?
08:03A time-forgotten mystery of the jungle.
08:09Astonishing! It must be 2,000 years old at least!
08:13Wow! 2,000 years old!
08:18It was like that already, I swear!
08:24How long have you lived here?
08:26Most of my life. It's a sad tale, really.
08:29But suffice it to say, the Leopardmen have raised me since I was a child.
08:34You don't look the nurturing sort, old bean!
08:38Come in!
08:39I was raised by apes.
08:40Really? My! We have so much in common.
08:44No wonder I felt an instant bond between us.
08:49Please...
08:55Jane!
08:59Jane!
09:10I'm fine, Tarzan dear. No need to fuss.
09:15They really ought to post weight limits on those things.
09:19Sorry, I don't think Opar is ready for Tantor.
09:22It's a small price to pay to have you here, Tarzan.
09:26You'll want to freshen up, I'm sure.
09:28I'll have your bedchambers prepared immediately.
09:32Oh, good heaven! She's practically throwing herself at you!
09:36Should I catch her?
09:38No! I mean...
09:40She likes you, Tarzan.
09:44A little too much?
09:46Oh, she's just being friendly.
09:49Besides, Jane is the best.
09:53Oh, flatterer. You're probably right.
09:57I'm sure I have nothing to worry about.
10:00Tarzan must be mine!
10:03Yes, I know. He loves that... Jane.
10:07Until death do they part.
10:10So, we'll just have to part them, won't we?
10:23Tarzan's an extraordinary man, isn't he?
10:26Yes, I'm quite lucky.
10:29If only I had some of your luck.
10:34Yep, definitely stuck.
10:36You just couldn't resist the kitchen, could you?
10:39I smell peanuts.
10:41It's sweet how Tarzan watches over you.
10:44Oh? How so?
10:46Well, you're not exactly native to the jungle, are you, Jane?
10:51But I'm sure Tarzan finds you an easy burden to bear.
10:56A... burden?
11:12Tariq! Tariq! Where are you?
11:15Oh, Tariq.
11:17Now, there's an experience I hope never to repeat.
11:22Tariq, Tantor, stop breaking Opar.
11:25Oh, please, Tarzan. They had no mind.
11:28Now, how about a little outing?
11:31The mountain springs of Opar are a stunning sight to behold.
11:36Jane?
11:38Oh, looks like a bit of a hike.
11:40Well, if you feel you're not up to it.
11:42Oh, no! No! I'm up to it.
11:45More than up to it. Let's go.
11:51Coming, Jane?
11:53We have to climb trees to get there?
11:56Yes, of course we do.
11:58Right.
12:07Jane?
12:08I'm fine. Very fine. Doing quite well here.
12:16I can carry you.
12:18Oh, no! No, no, no, no.
12:21I'm not some burden that needs to be carried everywhere.
12:24Go! Go! Don't wait for me. I'll catch up.
12:28If that's what Jane wants.
12:42Oh, dear.
12:46Ah!
12:51Jane Porter, who do you think you're kidding?
13:08It's beautiful.
13:10Mm, yes. And the view is nice, too.
13:15Jane?
13:17Oh, no, Jane? Poor dear must have turned back.
13:21What a pity.
13:25You're not exactly native to the jungle, are you, Jane?
13:35Tarzan, do you believe in fate?
13:38Maybe. What is it?
13:40It's when two people are brought together, despite all odds.
13:45Oh, you mean like Tarzan and Jane.
13:48No, I mean like Tarzan and Ma.
13:59Ah!
14:01What are you doing?
14:03This is very rude.
14:06Ah!
14:10Ah!
14:13Jane!
14:18Where's Jane?
14:20Tarzan, it's awful. Just awful.
14:26Oh, Tarzan, I am so sorry.
14:29The poor girl must have slipped.
14:33Jane.
14:40Oh, Jane.
14:47Jane didn't slip. She was pushed.
14:50You know how out of hand these leopard men can get. Remember the temple?
14:54They do what you tell them.
15:01Surrender, beast! Surrender, I say!
15:05Oh, very well. You win this round.
15:11She was all wrong for you anyway, Tarzan.
15:15Jane could never understand you like I do.
15:18We are the same, you and I. Part human, part beast.
15:22You are nothing like Tarzan, and I will never join you.
15:26Do not test me, Tarzan!
15:30Ah!
15:35Queen La always gets what she wants.
15:38And what she wants is you.
15:42Ah!
15:56All right, Jane Porter. No Tarzan to carry you this time.
16:00So stiff up a lip and don't look down!
16:13Ah!
16:21Ah!
16:25Tarzan, my dear, you have a choice.
16:28Live with me in this world or with Jane in the next.
16:33I choose Jane.
16:35Oh, put it behind you, darling.
16:38Jane is dead, and I, on the other hand, am alive.
16:43I'm so very alive.
16:45I choose Jane.
16:48Tarzan, I have trouble with no.
17:00Hey, La! Would you consider dating Tantor? He's available.
17:06Very available.
17:08OK, Jane, you're just going to have to go in there, fists swinging.
17:13Oh, right.
17:18Why isn't there ever an eclipse around when you need one?
17:23Perhaps I'll make my own.
17:29Care to reconsider?
17:36Oh, no!
17:39Oh, come on!
17:44Oh, burn already!
17:48Oh, all right. That'll do.
17:54I can't watch!
17:57Do you smell smoke?
18:02What?!
18:04Watch them!
18:08What happened here?
18:15Jane! Oh, thank heaven! You're alive!
18:19Not for long!
18:23Ha-ha!
18:30Get it back! Get it back!
18:33I usually abhor violence, but in this case...
18:36Stand back!
18:38I was quite the javelin hurler in my university days.
18:52Oh, dear. Pretty much the way it went at university, too.
19:02Whoops.
19:23I'll take this, thank you very much.
19:33No!
19:36He can't be gone! He can't!
19:44See? I told you, Jane is the best.
19:49I told you, Jane is the best.
19:52You're sure I'm not a burden?
19:54Jane is the best.
19:56Sir, you are wonderfully stubborn.
20:01You will find I can be stubborn as well, Tarzan.
20:09Quite stubborn indeed.