Cocaine Werewolf Full Movie
Cocaine Werewolf Full Movie
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00:01:00I don't know what you're talking about, man.
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00:01:56Of your OnlyFans page, this is gonna blow up.
00:01:58Of your OnlyFans page, this is gonna blow up.
00:02:00Well, my fans want content, I want money.
00:02:02So this week's cosplay,
00:02:04Willow Road Riding Home.
00:02:06And I'm your big bad wolf.
00:02:08Well, let's get to it.
00:02:10You know what would be kinky?
00:02:12I got a wolf's mask out in the Jeep.
00:02:14You stay here, I'll be right back.
00:02:16Well, hurry up!
00:02:18Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
00:02:20Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
00:02:22Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
00:02:24Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
00:02:26Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
00:02:28Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
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00:02:32Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
00:02:34Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
00:02:36Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
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00:02:40Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
00:02:42Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
00:02:44Things a guy's gotta do to get laid.
00:02:47Wow, I love your mask.
00:02:49It actually kind of turns me on.
00:02:53My, what big teeth you have.
00:02:55All the better to...
00:02:57eat me with.
00:03:01What the fuck is this?
00:03:03Sean?
00:03:05Who is this freak?
00:03:07I thought it was you!
00:03:09Whoever he is, he's interrupting our evening.
00:03:11I'm gonna fuck him up.
00:03:17AHHH!
00:03:38Can you lock the door?
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00:06:16Man, where is this guy?
00:06:32Oh man, where is he?
00:06:37I get so nervous, man.
00:06:41I get so nervous, man I get so nervous, oh I get so nervous, oh man I get nervous, oh
00:07:09I get the itch. I wouldn't be dipping into that if I were you. No, boss wouldn't like
00:07:25knowing you tapped into his snow. No, I was just making sure it was all there.
00:07:39If it isn't all there, you won't have to worry about your habit anymore.
00:08:06All right, come on. I did my part. Where's the cash? I need to get a fixed pad, man.
00:08:14I won't be making eyes at you all night. Funny guy. What's this? Read it.
00:08:36Sorry Jones, our business partnership is over. The boss thinks you've been talking to the
00:09:02feds. I'll be taking this though.
00:09:30I always peg Jones for a snitch.
00:09:44Well Fed, tonight you're going to meet your maker.
00:10:14All right, punk.
00:10:43It's just you and me.
00:11:13Don't break me down. Don't break me down. Don't break me down. Don't break me down.
00:11:30Don't break me down. Don't break me down. Don't break me down. Don't break me down.
00:11:55Don't break me down. Don't break me down. Don't break me down. Don't break me down.
00:12:18Don't break me down.
00:12:41Don't break me down.
00:13:08Don't break me down.
00:13:33Don't break me down.
00:13:45What?
00:13:46Oh, nothing. I'm just making sure you're okay. There's a complimentary water in the cup holder if you'd like it.
00:13:53No, I don't need any water. I need you to get me to Manhattan on the double. I've got a very important business meeting.
00:14:00A lot of sales riding on it.
00:14:02Oh, didn't want to get your Ferrari banged up in the traffic.
00:14:07No, I'm flying to Spain after the business meeting and I don't want my car sitting in a parking garage for a few days.
00:14:14Is that okay with you?
00:14:16Don't blame you. I thought you were a movie producer.
00:14:20Why is that?
00:14:21They're making a low budget horror movie in the area. I thought you were one of the money people.
00:14:27Low budget horror movies? Like there's any money in that.
00:14:31No, I sell stocks and I've got a good lead on some investments that's going to make me very rich.
00:14:37Sounds exciting.
00:14:39Playing with other people's money at their expense is exciting.
00:14:45Living the rock star life, huh?
00:14:48Fast cars, hot women, money, cocaine city. You wish you were me.
00:15:04What the fuck are we doing? Look, we don't have time to screw around, okay?
00:15:09Place looks closed anyway.
00:15:11I'm sorry. I have to use the restroom, but I'll be real quick about it.
00:15:16Well, hurry the fuck up then.
00:15:18Okay, I will.
00:15:24Great. No cell phone service.
00:15:27Euphoria.
00:15:49Come on, man. Let's hurry it up.
00:15:57Come on.
00:16:18If you don't get out of here right now, I'm taking the car myself.
00:16:22Uber sucks.
00:16:28Quit fucking around and let's go.
00:16:43Blood? But from what?
00:16:58If I'd have known you were on your period, I'd have hired someone else.
00:17:14Maybe this wasn't such a bad stop after all.
00:17:28All right.
00:17:43Oh, that's gold, brother.
00:17:49Right there.
00:17:57Oh, shit.
00:18:28Fuck.
00:18:37Oh, that idiot's got the goddamn keys.
00:18:41I gotta get out of here.
00:18:58Fuck.
00:19:06Oh, this pain is killing me.
00:19:08Shut up.
00:19:18Oh, God.
00:19:20Oh, God.
00:19:50Oh, God.
00:20:20Oh, God.
00:20:50Oh.
00:21:07Did you hear that?
00:21:09I think it was the Beast.
00:21:11Yes.
00:21:13Wouldn't old Sheriff Duke Larson be pissed if we caught the killer of these locals?
00:21:17He's a fool.
00:21:19He thinks all the killings are from a maniac.
00:21:21We know better.
00:21:23It's a renegade animal, not a maniac.
00:21:26The victims were torn apart the likes no human could do.
00:21:29It was animal, I say.
00:21:31Agreed. Savage bear?
00:21:35It's no bear, my friend.
00:21:37Then what?
00:21:39It's a wolf. For a pack of wolves.
00:21:42There's no wolves around these parts. It's been coyotes.
00:21:45It's wolves, trust me.
00:21:48You want to go flush him out?
00:21:50Yes.
00:21:52You go out in the woods and circle up in front of me.
00:21:54Then head back this way.
00:21:56You'll drive it right towards me.
00:21:58Then we'll put a bullet between its eyes.
00:22:04What? What's wrong?
00:22:07I don't want to flush it out. You do that.
00:22:10Okay.
00:22:12You stay here and shoot it between the eyes when it comes tearing down on you.
00:22:16But remember...
00:22:18What?
00:22:20You'll only have one chance to shoot it before it latches onto your throat.
00:22:24You stay here. I'll flush it out.
00:22:28That's what I thought.
00:22:46No!
00:23:06This is stupid.
00:23:08It's cold outside.
00:23:10I just want to get home to my old lady.
00:23:17Who's there?
00:23:25Die.
00:23:26No.
00:23:29Andrew!
00:23:31Andrew!
00:23:35You're doing exactly what I told you.
00:23:37Good.
00:23:39Andrew!
00:23:41Andrew!
00:23:43Keep calm.
00:23:46Andrew!
00:23:54That's it.
00:23:56That's it.
00:23:58Andrew!
00:24:00Andrew!
00:24:04That's it.
00:24:08He's dead.
00:24:10Andrew!
00:24:19Copy.
00:24:41Open screen.
00:24:43Open screen.
00:24:45Open screen.
00:24:49Did I torment you?
00:24:51Did I perhaps even...
00:24:59kill your muffins?
00:25:01Kill your heart, kill your heart, kill your heart, kill your heart
00:25:06You're mine, completely, you wish
00:25:13That's how it's done, you're mine, completely, you wish
00:25:31Kill your heart, kill your heart, kill your heart, kill your heart
00:26:01You're not getting out of our hotel tonight, you're not getting anything
00:26:31Kill your heart, kill your heart, kill your heart, kill your heart
00:26:36Kill your heart, kill your heart, kill your heart
00:26:42Kill your heart, kill your heart, kill your heart
00:27:02Five more minutes and you can just go play with yourself
00:27:13Frank? Is that you?
00:27:17Quit screwing around
00:27:22Oh my god!
00:27:31No! No! No! No! No!
00:28:02No!
00:28:14What the hell happened to me?
00:28:21I gotta get the hell out of here
00:28:31Oh my god!
00:29:01Oh my god!
00:29:08Ready and action!
00:29:12These guys catch me looking like this
00:29:15With all this coke
00:29:17I'm gonna be fucked
00:29:21I gotta find a way out of here
00:29:31Deep, deep in the deep
00:29:33Hide when I try to
00:29:55Sheriff Larson
00:29:59What?
00:30:02Five more murders?
00:30:04Where?
00:30:11Alright, alright
00:30:13Alright, I'm on my way
00:30:31Oh my god!
00:31:01What in god's name could have done this?
00:31:31Oh my god!
00:32:01Oh my god!
00:32:32Sheriff! Sheriff! Who is committing these crimes?
00:32:35The public wants to know
00:32:37I don't have any answers for you right now
00:32:39We're conducting an investigation
00:32:41When we have something to report, I'll let you know
00:32:44Is it a serial killer? A cult?
00:32:47Could be something worse
00:32:49Now get out of my face, I've got work to do
00:33:32Hello?
00:33:34Whoa, whoa
00:33:36I didn't mean to scare you
00:33:38I'm not gonna hurt you
00:33:40Things I've seen
00:33:42Take a lot more than you to scare me
00:33:45Who are you?
00:33:47My name's Jack
00:33:49And you are?
00:33:51Lysandra
00:33:53Sorry to bother you
00:33:55Look, I'm in a lot of trouble
00:33:57Do you have a phone I could use?
00:33:59Ain't got one of those
00:34:01Do you live nearby?
00:34:03I live here, and there
00:34:05People around here call me
00:34:07The Gypsy of the Woods
00:34:11Cooking up a spell over there?
00:34:15Cooking up lunch
00:34:18I've been expecting you
00:34:20You have?
00:34:22Eventually, those that have been marked
00:34:25Find their way to me
00:34:27Marked?
00:34:29Under your shirt
00:34:33How did you know?
00:34:35You were marked with a beast
00:34:37Marked with a curse
00:34:39Marked for death
00:34:41The same beast that killed your driver
00:34:45The Uber driver?
00:34:47And wounded you
00:34:49It was my son
00:34:57There's something about these woods
00:34:59Evil is drawn here
00:35:01Now you will become a demon
00:35:03That can't stop killing
00:35:05No, this is crazy
00:35:07That's not me
00:35:09And not just when the moon is full
00:35:11You see
00:35:13He was addicted to his vice
00:35:15Like you are
00:35:17I can smell it on you
00:35:20He was addicted to the devil's lettuce
00:35:24You mean weed?
00:35:28It changed him
00:35:30Day or night
00:35:32Like your vice will do to you
00:35:36No, no, this is crazy
00:35:38If I killed that creature, then that means
00:35:40You killed my son!
00:35:54Oh!
00:36:00Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
00:36:02Why'd you make me do that?
00:36:05What am I gonna do?
00:36:07It was self-defense
00:36:09Self-defense
00:36:11I gotta get out of here
00:36:24The legend can't be true
00:36:28About the killer clown
00:36:30Who else killed all of our friends?
00:36:32And we're not careful if we
00:36:34If
00:36:36What's the next line?
00:36:38Geez, not again
00:36:40Cut, fucking cut
00:36:42Fear the line
00:36:44The line is
00:36:46We're next if we can't stop this crazy clown
00:36:48From killing again
00:36:50Who wrote this stuff?
00:36:52I did
00:36:54We've rehearsed this a hundred times
00:36:56This isn't Breakfast at Tiffany's
00:36:58It's a Friday the 13th knockoff
00:37:00I'm sorry, all these scenes blur together
00:37:03I hear you sister
00:37:05One scene is as mundane as the next
00:37:08Excuse me, I can barely see or hear anything
00:37:12Hey, I'm trying to make a movie here
00:37:16Let's go
00:37:18Back to one
00:37:20Camera ready
00:37:22Sound ready
00:37:24We're using the onboard mic
00:37:25Yeah, forgot
00:37:27No budget, no problem
00:37:29I'm going to make this movie
00:37:31Even if it kills me
00:37:33Action
00:37:35Oh, I need another hit
00:37:50Oh, I gotta keep going
00:37:57Keep going
00:38:07Ready and action
00:38:11Ah, ah, ah
00:38:13I need more blood
00:38:15Stop
00:38:17I need more blood
00:38:19It's freezing out here, no more blood
00:38:21Cut
00:38:23I'm the director doll face
00:38:25Let me douse you with this shit
00:38:29That was fantastic
00:38:31That was bullshit
00:38:33Wait till my agent hears about this
00:38:35Tiff, you were magnificent
00:38:37And this scene will be in the trailer
00:38:39I am a professional, you know
00:38:41Prime the sprayer for safety take
00:38:43You have to be kidding me
00:38:55How am I going to explain any of this?
00:39:07It doesn't make any sense
00:39:09I gotta take the edge off
00:39:11Ease this pain
00:39:25Good shit
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00:43:59This film really is a shit show
00:44:03Hey, Vanida
00:44:05They're gonna need you in front of the camera soon, okay?
00:44:07I mean, don't worry, you know, he's, uh, he's farsighted.
00:44:20What the hell is that?
00:44:23You said you wanted a gritty 80s look, and this baby will do the trick.
00:44:27That's a Super 8 camera?
00:44:29No one uses that anymore.
00:44:30At least use a 16mm or some 35mm short X.
00:44:35Well, you get what you pay for, huh?
00:44:37I have to pee, and I'm hungry.
00:44:39My feet are numb!
00:44:41All right, everyone, that's it, into the cabin for some rehearsals.
00:44:49I still don't know why we all had to come here in one vehicle.
00:44:53Because Slash is too cheap to pay for all of our gas.
00:44:57Perks of being a producer.
00:44:59Tight ass.
00:45:05No cell signal?
00:45:31Are you kidding?
00:45:33No way.
00:45:35It's our location, service's body.
00:45:37Service is shit.
00:45:38I don't even own a cell phone.
00:45:40Nobody likes to talk to me.
00:45:43True.
00:46:01So, Slash.
00:46:02Yeah.
00:46:04Why do they call you Slash?
00:46:07Is that art imitating life?
00:46:08I mean, are you really a serial killer?
00:46:10Nope.
00:46:11It's because I am the director slash producer slash editor slash craft service slash transportation.
00:46:19Yeah, you're a regular one-man wrecking crew.
00:46:22You mean hack.
00:46:23Auteur.
00:46:24Thanks, man.
00:46:25You get it.
00:46:26That's why this film is a Slash cinema production.
00:46:29A classic where-
00:46:30You work long hours.
00:46:32For low pay.
00:46:33No pay.
00:46:34Where I give the fans what they want.
00:46:36Lots of blood and lots of boobs.
00:46:39Alistair has the blood part covered.
00:46:41And Tiff and Vanita have the boobs part covered.
00:46:44Well, we all know how Tiffany got the role.
00:46:48She fucked the director.
00:46:51You said it was a secret.
00:46:52I didn't tell anyone.
00:47:03Today, here this morning, I'd like to make a formal statement regarding the rash of murders
00:47:32that have been plaguing our idyllic community.
00:47:35After an intense investigation, it is now clear that the perpetrator of these crimes
00:47:41is actually a rogue animal, not a serial killer, not an escaped mental patient.
00:47:47We are urging each and every one of our community members to please be cautious when going outdoors,
00:47:54both during the day and at night.
00:47:57I am working closely with the Game Commission, as well as several big game hunters,
00:48:02so that we can quickly capture and kill this animal and bring a sense of safety back into our lives.
00:48:27How is it that I'm hungry and full at the same time?
00:48:52What the hell is happening to me?
00:48:57Oh, oh, oh.
00:49:08I am allergic to the cold.
00:49:10So can we get this going?
00:49:12Ready?
00:49:13Yes.
00:49:14And action.
00:49:27Pardon, um, in the script, why is this scene even happening?
00:49:33Because you can never have too many boobs or butts in a film.
00:49:38Oh, okay.
00:49:40When is it my turn?
00:49:42Now, ball down and make out.
00:49:44That's not in the script.
00:49:45Was worth a try.
00:49:46All right, cut.
00:49:48Take 10 while I try to figure out how to stretch the shitty script out.
00:49:52Let's go for a walk.
00:49:54Okay.
00:49:57I was hoping to spend some time with you.
00:50:10Really?
00:50:11Yeah, I think you're hot.
00:50:13Does that surprise you?
00:50:14No, I mean, I think I'm hot too.
00:50:17I just didn't know you went that way.
00:50:20I go lots of ways.
00:50:22My pronouns are they, them.
00:50:25What's yours?
00:50:27She, her, yours.
00:50:30All right, I feel you.
00:50:33I'm counting on it.
00:50:35We can get together later.
00:50:39What the?
00:50:44Is he dead?
00:50:46What happened?
00:50:48Who are you?
00:50:50We found you here, laying here in the woods.
00:50:54You look like you were an accident.
00:50:56What happened?
00:50:57It was a bear.
00:51:00Yeah, it attacked me while I was hiking.
00:51:03In a business suit?
00:51:06Sure, you gotta look your best, right?
00:51:09It came at me, vicious, like it was high on something.
00:51:14Well, come on, he'll help you.
00:51:18Thank you very much.
00:51:21You have no idea what I've been through.
00:51:25My name's Jack, by the way.
00:51:26Ugh, why do you smell like roadkill?
00:51:56I know you're out there somewhere, and I'll find you, whatever you are.
00:52:57So, what do you do for a living, Jack?
00:53:08I'm a stockbroker.
00:53:09Make high-end deals in Manhattan.
00:53:11Very lucrative.
00:53:12Your story of survival would make a great movie of the week.
00:53:16Speaking of which, we have our own movie to make.
00:53:19Yeah, we don't wanna lose our day line here.
00:53:21Say, when are you guys leaving?
00:53:22I took an Uber here and lost my cell phone.
00:53:24We'd call someone, but we have no cell service way out here.
00:53:28Listen, we're finishing up today, and then we have some pickup shots tomorrow.
00:53:32So, hang out, get cleaned up, and we'll take you home.
00:53:37Let's go, people!
00:53:49Okay, so your big scene is up next.
00:53:53The two counselors are getting on hot, on hot action.
00:53:58And then, bam!
00:54:00Slice and dice.
00:54:03I got a quick question.
00:54:04Is there any way that I can show remorse for my actions?
00:54:10What the hell are you talking about?
00:54:11You know, a character arc before I...
00:54:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:54:16You stalk the kids, and then you murder them.
00:54:19That's your arc!
00:54:21Fucking actors!
00:54:24All right, everyone.
00:54:25Let's break for lunch.
00:54:27One hour.
00:54:31Three years at the Royal Academy for this?
00:54:50I want you to take your camera and run through the woods.
00:55:11Why?
00:55:12To get some grainy, shaky footage.
00:55:16There's lunch, huh?
00:55:17Well, then you better hurry before the next scene is up.
00:55:21Do it for the art.
00:55:30Finish your sandwiches,
00:55:31and let's get inside and rehearse for tonight's all-night shoot.
00:55:42Asshole is getting style, whether he likes it or not.
00:55:46Let's wait until the lab bill comes in.
00:55:51I'd like to be following those two girls.
00:55:58On-set romances never last.
00:56:01Tomorrow they'll be at each other's throats.
00:56:08How long has it been since you had some?
00:56:11Had what?
00:56:13Coke.
00:56:13Come on, man.
00:56:14Game recognizes game.
00:56:16I know withdrawal symptoms.
00:56:19It has been a while.
00:56:21Well, then lucky for you,
00:56:24I have just what the doctor ordered.
00:56:27Purely medicinal purposes.
00:56:42Believe it or not, I'm not a fan of on-set romances.
00:56:46Well, you sure fooled me.
00:56:48After this gig, I'm going to L.A. to make it big.
00:56:51Well, this gig wasn't too bad.
00:56:53Some money is better than no money.
00:56:55Lots of actors get their start in horror movies,
00:56:57so I'm going to check this off the list and go make real movies.
00:57:01No offense.
00:57:03I gotta go get cleaned up.
00:58:18People call me an asshole, and they're right.
00:58:22But I'm an asshole who likes to share in the wealth.
00:58:26You know, when I'm done with this grind,
00:58:28I'm going to retire to an island where the sun is hot,
00:58:32the women are hotter.
00:58:34But first, maybe just a little.
00:58:45Nice.
00:58:46Dude, you're a pro.
00:59:46Nice.
01:00:00Good boy.
01:00:16Dude, are you okay?
01:00:20Don't pussy out now.
01:00:25Best coat ever!
01:00:35Holy Francis Ford Coppola!
01:00:41That's awesome, dude!
01:00:42Do that again.
01:00:43Right there, but lighten this a little bit.
01:00:47Listen, listen.
01:00:48I can give you a three-picture deal.
01:00:50Whatever you want.
01:00:52Uh, what do you want in your contract?
01:01:00It's a fucking werewolf!
01:01:02Help!
01:01:16No, no, no!
01:01:21Please, no, no, no!
01:01:47How is anybody going to be able to see any of this shit?
01:01:57Very funny, Slash.
01:01:58You know, you bring me all the way out here,
01:01:59in the middle of nowhere, just to scare me with that terrible wolf.
01:02:03I mean, you think anybody's actually scared of—
01:02:46Woo!
01:02:50That was a wolf.
01:02:53A man-wolf.
01:02:57A werewolf.
01:03:16Woo!
01:03:42I wonder where Slash and Dirk are.
01:03:45Probably scouting locations for tonight's shoot.
01:03:48Well, where did that Jack fella run off to?
01:03:51He probably walked home.
01:03:53You want to go over some lines?
01:03:55All right, but I don't have any.
01:03:58Well, then you can help me.
01:04:12No, it's too pitchy.
01:04:20Well, maybe they can re-dub it in post.
01:04:28What the?
01:04:29It's just Tiffany rehearsing.
01:04:32I have to give it to her.
01:04:33She's got rage.
01:04:35To be, or not to be, that is the question.
01:04:40Tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
01:04:46Oh, that's some acting.
01:04:53Just the sounds of the forest.
01:04:55But, if this was a real horror film,
01:04:59I would have to give it to Tiffany.
01:05:02If this was a real horror film,
01:05:04this would be the part where the monster sneaks up on the two unsuspecting,
01:05:13half-naked women in the woods.
01:05:29What's wrong?
01:05:31There's a monster after us.
01:05:33It's going to kill us.
01:05:34We need to get out of here.
01:05:35Is this a prank?
01:05:37Do I look like I'm joking?
01:05:53We need to get the hell out of here.
01:05:55Where are the others?
01:05:56If they were still alive, we'd know by now.
01:05:59It's just you and I.
01:06:01We don't know what happened to them.
01:06:02We can't call for help.
01:06:04We're not going to get out of here.
01:06:06So that's it?
01:06:07We're all going to die?
01:06:09I thought I was going to die in a Mexican brothel under a sweet hooker.
01:06:16What's that?
01:06:18Whose phone is that?
01:06:19It's not yours?
01:06:21I don't own a phone.
01:06:26Still no signal.
01:06:27Shh, listen.
01:06:29This is Slash.
01:06:30Can't come to the phone right now because I'm probably on set being a hot starlet.
01:06:35Is Slash in the barn?
01:06:36How's he getting a signal?
01:06:38Perks of being the producer.
01:06:40So leave a message and I'll get back to you, maybe.
01:06:43Slash, you idiot.
01:06:45It's Sterling, your executive producer.
01:06:48Mr. Sterling, you're a low-life like you.
01:06:51You better not be screwing around.
01:06:53Make your days and get this low-budget turd in a can,
01:06:56or the next thing you'll direct will be a dog food commercial.
01:07:00Maybe.
01:07:01Why didn't he pick up?
01:07:03Who cares?
01:07:04Look, if he's in there, so are his car keys and his phone.
01:07:07Either way, that's our ticket out of here.
01:07:09Go get them.
01:07:11Why me?
01:07:12Because you're the man.
01:07:26Slash, you're slashed.
01:07:52Yes, he did it.
01:07:56Look out!
01:07:57Behind you!
01:07:58Hmm.
01:08:26there's a cabin over there with lights on better stop up and warn them to stay inside
01:08:36come on it's gotta be a werewolf a werewolf walking around on two legs wearing clothes
01:08:44it's gotta be that guy we found we don't even know where he is son of a bitch
01:08:50need silver bullets oh god i don't even have a gun how would i fire silver bullets
01:08:56this isn't a movie this is real life what am i gonna do
01:09:19ah
01:09:28i knew it was that creep
01:09:41hello is anybody here
01:09:55oh thank god you found me they're all dead
01:09:58oh who all's dead all my friends well who killed him
01:10:10what happened to me
01:10:14that's him he's the motherfucking werewolf that's crazy you just hold it right there pal
01:10:21stay back i'm not afraid to use this you're high on cocaine don't you move a muscle
01:10:27nobody needs to get hurt here shoot him i don't know what's happened to me something bit me and
01:10:32i've been stuck out here for days i just want my old life back will you let me help you just
01:10:38get down on the ground there and put your hands behind your back not today copper i feel this
01:10:43hunger inside and it drives me to kill get down now
01:10:57ah
01:11:17well then shoot him now
01:11:27um
01:11:57oh
01:12:09no one's gonna believe all this it'll make one hell of a script it'll be okay
01:12:27so
01:12:57so
01:13:18so
01:13:27Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
01:13:57nooooo
01:14:17I'm a cocaine wearworm
01:14:20So don't you mess around with me
01:14:27I'm a cocaine peddler, I can do anything I please
01:14:37Come a little red riding hood, you know that I ain't no good
01:14:49But I need your company, oh pretty baby can't you see
01:14:56Cocaine all in my brain, cocaine popping through my veins
01:15:02Cocaine driving me insane, but cocaine takes away the pain
01:15:10I'm a cocaine werewolf, a cocaine werewolf
01:15:23I'm a cocaine werewolf, you better stay away from me
01:15:36I'm a cocaine werewolf, you're gonna die if you mess with me
01:15:50Come a pretty little snow white, you know baby you ain't no fright
01:15:56I know you really wanna dance with me, oh pretty baby can't you see
01:16:03Cocaine all in my brain, cocaine popping through my veins
01:16:09Cocaine driving me insane, but cocaine takes away the pain
01:16:18I'm a cocaine werewolf, a cocaine werewolf
01:16:30I'm a cocaine werewolf, so don't you mess around with me
01:16:43I'm a cocaine werewolf, I can do anything I please
01:16:56I'm a cocaine werewolf, why do the girls all follow me?