Khichdi episode 3
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00:00That's right.
00:01I'm sorry.
00:02It's all right.
00:03I'll be home soon.
00:03I'll be back.
00:05Babuji, the new episode has just begun.
00:07Come on, let's go stop it.
00:08Let's go.
00:09Meera!
00:09Meera!
00:10Meera!
00:10Meera!
00:11Meera!
00:11Meera!
00:12Meera!
00:12Meera!
00:13Meera!
00:13Meera!
00:14Meera!
00:14Meera!
00:15Meera!
00:15It's a matter of life and death.
00:17Stop!
00:17Oh, oh!
00:18Oh!
00:18Oh!
00:19Oh!
00:19Oh!
00:20Oh!
00:20Oh!
00:21Stop!
00:21Babuji!
00:22Babuji!
00:22I'll turn you into a school.
00:24Stop!
00:24Babuji!
00:25Oh!
00:25Meera!
00:26Meera!
00:30Oh, for sleep, boy.
00:31Why did you stop the rickshaw?
00:32Looks like your family is calling for you, Meera.
00:35Very good.
00:36How do you know my name?
00:38Who doesn't know you?
00:39You're the one who's willing to marry the Masked Thief, aren't you?
00:43Yes.
00:44I'm very happy to meet you.
00:45Autograph?
00:46Oh.
00:47If every girl in this country starts thinking like you,
00:50then no Masked Thief will be left unmarried.
00:51Meera!
00:52Meera!
00:52Meera!
00:53Meera!
00:53What happened?
00:54Oh, dear.
00:54Get down quickly.
00:55But why?
00:56I have to fix your marriage.
00:58That's it?
00:59Then why do you have to get down from the rickshaw?
01:01You fix the marriage.
01:02I'll be there.
01:03But, dear.
01:04Just look at the boy once.
01:06What's the need for this?
01:08I told you, I don't care who it is.
01:10Even the Masked Thief will do.
01:11But, Meera.
01:12Babuji, dear.
01:13I'm getting late for my tuitions.
01:14And the rickshaw is so difficult to get.
01:16Marriage is important.
01:17Hey, rickshaw!
01:18Rickshaw?
01:19But, do you have to look at the boy once or not?
01:22Yes.
01:22Just five minutes.
01:23Five minutes.
01:24Babuji.
01:25Yes, Meera.
01:26Five minutes.
01:27Silence!
01:28Let me explain.
01:29Dear.
01:30You stay here.
01:31I'll fix the marriage in five minutes.
01:32Okay?
01:33Wow!
01:34Did you see?
01:35My daughter is looking so beautiful.
01:37Oh, my dear.
01:39May no one cast an evil eye on you.
01:44Look, dear.
01:45Now, everything is in your hands.
01:47Somehow, convince Bhavesh Kumar to get married.
01:50Otherwise, my mother will keep cursing me all my life.
01:53So, I lost the boy from Manipuri.
01:56Don't worry, Babuji.
01:57I'm here.
01:58I'll solve everything.
01:59Okay.
02:00Let's go.
02:01One minute, Babuji.
02:02One minute.
02:03What happened?
02:04Shall we take leather slippers and onions with us?
02:05For breakfast?
02:06No.
02:07To make him smell good.
02:08What if he falls unconscious?
02:09Why?
02:10You've left Hansa and Praful Bhaiya open on him again.
02:14Bhavesh Kumar.
02:15Look at this.
02:16Now, look at this.
02:17This is the same.
02:18No, no.
02:19This is original.
02:20That was a copy.
02:21Now, look at this.
02:23This is the same.
02:24No, no.
02:25This is original.
02:26That was a copy.
02:27Now, look at this.
02:28This is not the same.
02:29This is the same.
02:30But, it's bigger in size.
02:31That's why, I showed it to you.
02:32Look at it.
02:33By the way, did you have an arranged marriage or love marriage?
02:34My arranged marriage?
02:35Oh, my!
02:36Even mine is an arranged marriage.
02:37Oh, my!
02:38What a coincidence, isn't it?
02:39I know.
02:40I know, Bhavesh Kumar.
02:41Everyone says the same.
02:42And this girl?
02:43No, no.
02:44He's not married yet.
02:45He's not married yet.
02:46He's not married yet.
02:47He's not married yet.
02:48He's not married yet.
02:49He's not married yet.
02:50He's not married yet.
02:51He's not married yet.
02:52Meera is also not married yet.
02:53She's my daughter, Meera.
02:54My younger sister, Meera.
02:55Meera?
02:56Yes.
02:57She's my sister-in-law.
02:58We want a divorce from her.
02:59But, we met Heera a while ago.
03:00What happened to Heera?
03:01By mistake, I mistook Heera for Meera.
03:02By mistake?
03:03What can I do?
03:04I'm a father, right?
03:05And, all children are equal for a father.
03:06That's why, I mistook Heera for Meera.
03:07He's a father, isn't it?
03:08He's a father, isn't it?
03:09And, all children are equal for a father.
03:10That's why, I mistook Heera for Meera.
03:11Oh, my!
03:12Silence, silence, silence everybody. Let me explain.
03:14How do I explain?
03:15I'm a father, right?
03:16And for a father, all children are the same.
03:19That's why I thought Heera was Meera.
03:21On top of that, they're twins, right?
03:23That's why there are often such mishaps.
03:25They're twins?
03:27But their faces are different.
03:29If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known they were twins.
03:33Yes, yes.
03:35But I didn't know they were twins.
03:37That's why there can be a mishap with me, right?
03:39What?
03:40Silence, silence everybody. Let me explain.
03:42Bhavesh, you pay attention.
03:52Now see, Tulsidas is equal to Heera's father.
03:55Tulsidas is also equal to Meera's father.
03:58Therefore, Heera is equal to Meera.
04:01That's why I came here.
04:05Understood, son?
04:06Yes, teacher.
04:07Yes, yes, yes.
04:08Bhavesh Kumar is not a teacher.
04:09He's not a teacher.
04:10He's my younger sister, Meera.
04:12Heera is Heera.
04:13But Praful, this is Meera.
04:16Yes, yes, yes.
04:17But from the looks of it, Heera is Heera, Meera.
04:20Look, ask whatever you want to ask in five minutes.
04:22My rickshaw is waiting downstairs.
04:23I don't have time.
04:25You don't want to ask me anything?
04:27No, no.
04:28You like me.
04:29If you like me, fix the wedding date and let me know.
04:31I'll be there.
04:32And remember, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, not possible.
04:34Thursday, Friday, 7 to 1.
04:35And Saturday, 2 to 6.
04:36And Sunday, holiday.
04:37I'll continue my tuitions even after the wedding.
04:39I'll inspect everyone's house every week.
04:41And if you misbehave, I'll punish you.
04:43And don't bite your nails.
04:45Sorry, teacher.
04:47I like the girl.
04:49Mom!
04:50Mom, wake up.
04:51You're at the station?
04:53Mom, I've chosen the girl.
04:55On the platform?
04:57Congratulations, Mom.
04:58You're going to be a mother-in-law.
05:00Oh, God.
05:01At this age?
05:03What will people say?
05:05Mother-in-law.
05:06Ms. Hasumati, you're going to be a mother-in-law.
05:14Dad, what do I say?
05:16Shall we go out for a while?
05:18Shall we leave them alone?
05:21Yes, yes.
05:22Ms. Hasumati, let's go.
05:24Have you reached the station?
05:26No, I'm changing the box.
05:28What?
05:34Okay, bye-bye, sister-in-law.
05:36No, you sit.
05:38But my rickshaw is waiting for me.
05:40So, let's send her upstairs.
05:42Then, you three can have a nice talk.
05:47Meera.
05:48You're the first girl who chose me without even asking me.
05:52Really?
05:53Yes.
05:54Many girls have asked me a lot of things.
05:57And as soon as I asked, she rejected me right away.
06:03Come on, get the rickshaw.
06:06Meera.
06:07So, should I go?
06:08No, no.
06:10I'm sure there's nothing wrong with your legs.
06:13There's no need to walk like this.
06:15Oh, silly boy.
06:16I mean, should I go?
06:18My rickshaw is waiting.
06:19Meera.
06:22Should I...
06:23drop you?
06:24Then why are you holding me?
06:26I mean, should I drop you?
06:28Oh, come on, Bhavish.
06:30We're not even engaged yet.
06:31And you're talking about dropping me?
06:33No, no, no.
06:34Drop you?
06:35I mean, should I drop you at the tuition?
06:37Oh, okay.
06:38Let's go.
06:39Meera.
06:41Meera, are you really willing to marry me?
06:44Oh, come on.
06:45Silly boy.
06:46Write down ten times.
06:47Are you willing to marry Meera Kaale Chor?
06:49Are you willing to marry Meera Kaale Chor?
06:51Are you willing to marry Meera Kaale Chor?
06:53Are you willing to marry Meera Kaale Chor?
06:55Are you willing to marry Meera Kaale Chor?
06:57Are you willing to marry Meera Kaale Chor?
06:59Oh, Nanand Bhule Chali Babul Ka Dey
07:12Amara Ghar Pyara Lage
07:15Oh Kaisa Tension Tha Sar Pe Hamesh
07:19Ab Tension Se Chutara Lage
07:22Oh, Hansa Bhabhi.
07:24Hansa Bhabhi.
07:25Hansa Bhabhi.
07:27Harsh.
07:29Ab Is Ghar Se Torture Kam Ho Jayega
07:31Meera Ben Ki Shaadi Hone Wali Hai Bhagwan
07:34Haan, Aur Phir Bahut Jal
07:36Heera Ben Ki Shaadi Bhi Pakki Ho Jayegi Bhaisham
07:40Aur Meera Ben Ki Doli Ke Saan
07:42Is Makaan Ki Bhi Bidai Hone Wali Hai
07:45Hai Hai Jaisri
07:46Itni Choti Se Doli Mein Itna Bada Makaan Kaise Fit Hoga?
07:50Oh Phu Bhabhi, Aap Samji Nahi
07:53Babu Ji Ne Taik Kiya Hai
07:55Ki Meera Ben Ki Shaadi Mein
07:57Poore 25 Lakh Rupe Kharch Honge
08:00Full 25 Lakh
08:02Ab Aap Hi Bataiye
08:03Itne Sare Paise Aayenge Kaha Se?
08:05Babu Ji Ke Khate Mein Se
08:07Unke Khate Mein Bahut Paise Hai
08:09Haan, Bahut Paise Hai
08:1150 Lakh Paise
08:13Rupiye Nahi, Chillar Chillar
08:16Toh Kya Hua?
08:17Aaj Kal Sabko Hi Chillar Leta Hai
08:20Yeh Bhagwan
08:21Acha Ek Baat Pataiye
08:2350 Lakh Nahi Paise
08:25Matlab Rupiye Kitne Huye?
08:26Kitne?
08:27Ek Rupiya Matlab Kitne Nahi Paise Huye?
08:31Bahut Kam
08:32Phir Bhi Kitne?
08:35Chaar Chaar Aane
08:36Good
08:37Aur Ek Chaar Aane Matlab?
08:3825 Paisa
08:40Toh Chaar Chaar Aane Matlab?
08:43Chaar 25 Paisa
08:46Yeh Bhagwan
08:48Chhodiye
08:49Toh Suniye
08:50Babu Ji Ke Khate Mein
08:52Sarf 50,000-60,000 Rupiye Hi Hunge
08:54Ab Yeh Rupiye Toh
08:56Meera Bhen Ki Sagai Mein Hi Phur Ho Jayenge
08:59Toh Phir
09:00Meera Bhen Ki Shadi Ke Liye
09:03Yeh Makaan Beshna Padega Ya Nahi?
09:05Hari Haan
09:07Toh Hum Sabko Apna Atna Hissa Mil Jayega Jaishri
09:10Haan Sababi
09:12Sab Azad
09:13Aur Alag Alag
09:15Din Ta Di Tan Di Tara Di Tan
09:17Din Ta Di Tan Di Tara Di Tan
09:20Na Koi Rok Tok
09:22Na Koi Khiddi Pe
09:24Din Ta Di Tan Di Tara Di Tan
09:26Mera Apna Ghar
09:27Mera Apna Kitchen
09:29Bhala Hai, Bura Hai, Jaisa Bhi Hai
09:32Mera Kitchen Sirf Mera Hai
09:34Aur Mera Kitchen Bhi Sirf Tera Hai Jaishri
09:38Toh Mere Ghar Pe Khana Banane Aayegi Na
09:41Sirf Aap Mujhe Khana Banane Ke Liye Bulayenge
09:44Achha Achha
09:45Jhaadu Katka Kapde Vartan Kab Gharne Bulayenge
09:48Pakka?
09:49Pakka
09:50Toh Chaliye
09:51Dua Karte Hai
09:55Shadi Ka Kharch Uthane Ke Liye
09:57Shadi Ka Kharch Uthane Ke Liye
09:59Babuji Yeh Makaan
10:00Babuji Yeh Makaan
10:01Bechne Ke Liye
10:02Bechne Ke Liye
10:03Raazi Ho Jaye
10:04Raazi Ho Jaye
10:05Toh Main Sabke Liye Puran Podi
10:08Toh Tu Sabke Liye Puran Podi
10:10Gugra
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10:13Zambhariya
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10:15Zambhariya
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13:06Babuji, Pallavi, that Tabu's duplicate
13:09Have you seen Chandni Bar?
13:10I have seen it twice
13:11I have seen only Chandni Bar
13:13Hamsa, I have seen Chandni Bar twice
13:16It was a very good story, Babuji
13:18Both times
13:19And the second time when I went to see
13:21I already knew
13:22that Tabu was going to have partiality
13:24Hey, Proful
13:25What does partiality mean?
13:27I will tell you what partiality means, Hamsa
13:31Meera and Heera will get married and leave from here
13:35But I will stay here
13:37This is what partiality means
13:39Damayanti and Parlog have been separated for many years
13:43But I am still alive
13:46This is what partiality means
13:49And that Vallabh Das from Valkeshwar
13:53He and I were born in the same hospital on the same day
13:57And his family is worse than yours
14:01But by God's grace
14:03He became deaf last month
14:06And I still have to listen to your nonsense
14:10This is what partiality means
14:13Oh, now I understand
14:19Tulsi, look at this
14:20Your two sons have emptied their pockets
14:22and brought so many things for everyone
14:24You are very lucky
14:26that you got such sons
14:29Now say, partiality, partiality
14:33Aunty, this is for you
14:37My dear son
14:38Where will I roam around at this age wearing such beautiful things?
14:42At home
14:43What else?
14:44Hamsa doesn't roam around at home wearing such big sets
14:48Yes
14:49And Hamsa, this is for you
14:51My choice
14:52How do you like this set?
14:54Wow, Proful
14:55This is a classic
14:57What does classic mean, Proful?
15:00Classic means
15:03South Indian
15:05Bharatnatyam
15:07Kathakali
15:09Classic
15:12Dad, this is for you
15:14What is this, Proful?
15:16Should I tell you?
15:18No, Proful, you tell him
15:20Okay, I'll tell him
15:21Okay, you tell him
15:22Punjabi suit
15:24What?
15:25I mean, a dress
15:28You fool, you fool
15:30No, no, dad, not today
15:32Lovely donkey, lovely donkey
15:37Uncle, who is all this for?
15:40My dear son, all this is for you
15:42And all this is for Meera
15:44This is for henna and that is for engagement
15:46This is very nice
15:48But Proful, what if Meera sister refuses to dress up?
15:53Then we'll punish her and make her stand on the bench
15:58And listen, this is Heera's set
16:00For Heera
16:02This is very nice
16:27Heera
16:29Heera
16:31Heera
16:33Heera
16:35Heera
16:37Heera
16:39Heera
16:41Heera
16:43Heera
16:45Yes, mom
16:47The guys are coming for free food tomorrow
16:49It's nothing, just a simple menu
16:52Shrikhand, Puri, Undhiyu, Jalebi
16:54Khaman, Dhokla, Patra
16:56Samosa, Vada
16:58And on the side, Farsi Puri
17:00For free
17:02Yes, I especially called you
17:05Because I am very worried about you
17:07You don't take care of yourself
17:10Did you see Sholay?
17:13Mom, when will you change?
17:18Jackie
17:19Coming, mom
17:21Which clothes are you going to ruin tomorrow?
17:23The new ones uncle got
17:25Are you ready? Go get ready
17:37What happened?
17:38Mom, why did papa leave us?
17:43Son, papa went to God's house
17:46Why?
17:47Because he needs good people there
17:50That means God will never need my class teacher?
17:54Never
17:56But how did you think of papa all of a sudden?
17:59If he was there, he would have got new clothes for you
18:03But he didn't get anything for you
18:05So what? I have good old clothes
18:09But you work so much for everyone
18:12So what?
18:13I don't do all this
18:15Why?
18:16So that everyone will be happy and give me something in return
18:19I do all this because they are my family
18:23And it is my duty to serve them
18:27Listen Jackie
18:28What did Lord Krishna say in the Gita?
18:31Don't worry about the fruits of your deeds
18:34Very good
18:35So it is my duty to instigate papa against everyone
18:38I take advantage of Hansa Bhabhi's innocence
18:41So it is my duty as Devrani
18:44Listen son
18:45If you want to scare Jackie away from the cockroach, do it
18:48If you want to make him cry, do it
18:52It is your duty
18:54But don't expect Hansa Bhabhi to give you chocolates to calm him down
19:01So everyone will wear new clothes tomorrow
19:03And you will wear old clothes?
19:05Yes, happily
19:07I have no complaints against anyone
19:09I am just jealous
19:11I love you mama
19:14Mama, you don't let me put toothpaste in the English teacher's bag
19:19You make me brush my teeth twice a day
19:21Even then I love you mama
19:23And I will always do it
19:25And I won't expect anything from you
19:29My sweet child
19:44Thank you
20:14Khichdi tera kya kehna