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00:00:00Blake, are you going to work for G.J. Reddick and the Lakers?
00:00:03Yeah, actually, can I make an announcement?
00:00:05Yeah.
00:00:09On today's part of my take, we have two of our very best friends
00:00:15in studio, I was going to say in studio, in Tahoe, Chill Week.
00:00:19The conclusion of Chill Week, we have Josh Allen and Blake Griffin together.
00:00:23I think they're best friends now.
00:00:24Yeah, we started a bromance. We're going to talk some sports.
00:00:28We have the Mount Rushmore of Sandwiches.
00:00:32Contentious.
00:00:32Contentious.
00:00:33If you thought we were being too nice this Mount Rushmore season, you're in luck.
00:00:37Contentious.
00:00:39What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you doing that?
00:00:41I'm getting some dirt off my arm.
00:00:42Okay, you're getting some dirt off me? Thank you. Appreciate that.
00:00:46We have the Mount Rushmore of Sandwiches. We have a great interview. And then we'll do
00:00:51Fyre Fest, which, should we even have Fyre Fest this week? Because we had Chillest Week ever.
00:00:55I think F-I-R-E Fest.
00:00:57Oh, yeah. Okay. The first ever Fyre Fest. I love that. So we had a great show coming for everyone,
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00:03:01and it is chill week. Conclusion, I never want to leave this place.
00:03:07Boys, how are we feeling? Chill? Feeling very chill. Extremely chill. I'm way chiller than Hank.
00:03:12I'm way chiller than Hank as well. I think chill is just a state of mind. I don't think
00:03:16that there's a competition. Okay. Well, if there were a competition, we would win chillest. That
00:03:20sounds like something that somebody who's not chill would say. Yeah. It's not a competition.
00:03:25I don't know. This week though, first of all, we're rookies out here, which has never been
00:03:30more apparent because every move we've made, everyone's like, oh, you did that? Yeah. We're
00:03:34leaving the golf tournament before the golf tournament. Yes. But it's been an incredible
00:03:37week. Thank you to the American Century Championship. Incredible host. We've got some
00:03:43awesome interviews that are going to be coming out in the next few weeks. It was like a dream
00:03:48coming out here. It's beautiful. The scenery, the vibes, all the dudes in the flat brim hats,
00:03:55which I don't know why, but California just does that and they do it better than everyone else.
00:03:59Kids in flat brim hats everywhere. Yeah. We were signing autographs for kids. That was weird.
00:04:04Kept apologizing. Yeah. I kept trying to pull away and they kept like, please, please, please. I'm
00:04:08like, you don't want this. This, this event has a lot of very famous people. We are not very famous
00:04:13people. We're barely famous online. And, uh, but everyone's in autograph and picture mode. And if
00:04:20you're walking somewhere with a credential, everyone's just like, who is that? I got a lot
00:04:25of who is that? Yeah. And then a bunch of kids being like, can we get your autograph? I was like,
00:04:29I don't think you want my autograph. Yeah. They're here to get autographs from like Tony Romo,
00:04:33people that they see on TV, like the famous people. And then they see us coming out and then
00:04:38kids come over and I'm like, I don't want to ruin your hat. Yeah. Like my, my signature makes your
00:04:43hat trash. I signed a kid's Niners Jersey, a six-year-old Niners Jersey. I was like, dude,
00:04:47you don't want this. And he was just like, yeah, I do. There were two six-year-old girls that were
00:04:50like, sign my arm. And I looked at the parents. I was like, I don't want to sign your child's arm.
00:04:54Yeah. But here we are. Here we are. Chill week. Yeah. It's been awesome. Okay. We'll talk more
00:04:59chill week. We'll talk fire fest F I R E fire fest at the end, because it's been such a chill week.
00:05:06We should start though, with the most important news in sports history. Greg Berhalter has been
00:05:12fired yet again. We did it guys. Congratulations. USA soccer is back on the map. We're so back.
00:05:16Now we're going to win a world cup. As quickly as we were back, then we went straight to Klopp,
00:05:20the guy that we wanted. The great coach. I think he coached, I'm going to fuck this up. Liverpool,
00:05:25maybe? Yeah. Liverpool. Yeah. So he was our number one and he has rebuffed us. The United States has
00:05:30been rebuffed by Juergen Klopp. But who doesn't rebuff a first offer? We just got to come back.
00:05:35We just got to go higher and higher and higher. Or hear me out. What if we just hired Greg again?
00:05:41Third time's a charm. He does know where the office is. Yeah. He's like maybe the Jeff Fisher
00:05:47of US soccer. Yeah. This is going to be the one that changes it though. I think so. Yeah. I think
00:05:52that it can't be worse. No. There is something very satisfying. I'm not the biggest soccer fan,
00:06:00but in all sports, when you've been trying to get a guy fired and you finally do it,
00:06:04it's just a very satisfying feeling. Because it really is the only way that fans feel like
00:06:09they had an impact, even though he probably got fired, not because of the fans, but because
00:06:13he sucked as a coach. No, it was us. It was us. But you can take credit for it as a fan and be
00:06:17like, yeah, mission accomplished. We fucking did it. We got this guy fired. The funniest thing ever
00:06:22was, I think it was late last week, the biggest supporters club of the United States, the US
00:06:27outlaws. They issued a statement officially calling for his firing. Oh no. Which was big.
00:06:32Once you lose the outlaws. Once you lose the outlaws, then you're the in-laws. It's over.
00:06:36Nobody likes in-laws. It's good. It's been a long time coming. I don't know who we're going to get.
00:06:42At this point, what I saw last night when we were watching the Copa America,
00:06:46and after the game was over, we saw the Uruguayan players, they went into the stands
00:06:50to fight the Colombian supporters. The United States will never be great at soccer until our
00:06:56players care enough to go into the stands and fight people from other countries. I had the
00:06:59exact same thought. I was like, we can fire, hire, get any coach you want in the world.
00:07:06It's the SEC. It just means more. Somehow, a malice to the palace situation where they were
00:07:14throwing chairs and fighting fans in the stage, at no point was I like, oh my God, they have to
00:07:19stop this. I was like, these guys just fucking care about soccer. This rocks. One dude from
00:07:24Uruguay, I think it was Nunez, Darwin Nunez, he was wearing a sports bra, charging into the stands,
00:07:30just throwing haymakers. God bless the cops that were out there because they were just standing
00:07:34and just watching. It was a boys will be boys situation. Sometimes you got to let them fight
00:07:38it out. This is how they deal with a loss. I had no problem with it. I would love to see the US
00:07:45have that type of emotion. We'll never. We'll never get there. SEC, what if we did the full
00:07:51Ted Lasso experiment and we got Nick Saban? Just have him coach the team and then bring in an X's
00:07:59nose guys. Have him just talk about football and then have a guy there that's just translating
00:08:04everything that he says into soccer. Yeah. I like it. I like it. Hank, you're Hank. Hank asked if
00:08:10Columbia was going to play England in their next game. They should. Yeah. Cause England did win as
00:08:14well. It's coming home. They're going to get killed by Spain. It's coming home though, but
00:08:18it is coming. But did you see the killers concert? No, that was incredible. I think that was in
00:08:22London or in England somewhere. And they, they played the end of the game live, like on this
00:08:27massive screen behind them. I love that. And then the second the game was over, the killers went
00:08:31into Mr. Brightside and they shot confetti. The entire crowd went nuts. This seems to me like
00:08:36England team of destiny. Yeah. I love watching those videos in England when they just all throw
00:08:41all full beers at each other. Yeah. It was just the best time ever. It's like the Cubs outfield
00:08:46in a, who was it that hit that home run? Miguel Montero. Love a good slam against the Dodgers.
00:08:51That was one of the most electric moments ever. Yeah, but I don't know. Spain, Spain's probably
00:08:55way too good for England, but it would be cool to see it come home for once. Yeah. Yeah. They
00:08:58don't play Tiki Taka anymore. They don't. Well, cause they got that new guy. Yeah. I heard they
00:09:02don't do that. This is probably some in-depth soccer. People don't even know we had in our bag.
00:09:07They don't do the Tiki Taka, which Tiki Taka was, that was just like, uh, if you just made an entire
00:09:13offense out of like screens, it was Phil Jackson's dream offense. It was a triangle. Yeah. Triangle
00:09:18is everywhere. Yeah. And it just like bores you to death until they just, they keep passing it
00:09:23until they're standing right in front of the goal. Yeah. That's that's talking soccer. Uh, okay.
00:09:27Other things. U S men's basketball team played against Canada last night. Uh, bad first quarter,
00:09:34but then we kicked their ass. Uh, it was awesome hearing bill Raftery on the Alabama football with
00:09:41them though. Yeah. But like that was a big, Oh, Oh, close game. First quarter. Yeah. Because the
00:09:47U S should never lose in basketball, but there is like a weird thing that can happen with them where
00:09:53they're so talented and the guys aren't like moving on offense. And then you play another
00:09:57team that it's a bunch of dudes that have been playing together since they were in elementary
00:10:01school and they know how to play ball together. I don't think that's going to happen, but that's
00:10:06what it looked like in the first quarter. Um, and we had Dylan Brooks still trying to be an agitator
00:10:12even after a loss, cut through Devin Brooks or Dev. Yeah. Devin Booker's, uh, interview just
00:10:18walked right in front of him when he was getting interviewed. But the big story about USA basketball,
00:10:23Hank Jalen Brown. What about him? Not on the team. And he's upset. He's very upset. He thinks it's a
00:10:30conspiracy by Nike to keep him out. He said, Eric white is now on the team allegedly. Uh, cause
00:10:36Kawhi pretty shocking news. Kawhi got hurt and can't play. Well, the Clippers brought him home.
00:10:42Yeah. I think the Clippers were like, we know you, you're going to get hurt. Yeah. Please don't get
00:10:47hurt. You're not allowed to play. It was perfect. The Kawhi showed up and played in some practices.
00:10:52And then as soon as the playoff started, he's like, I'm out guys. Yeah. So they brought,
00:10:56they brought Kawhi back. Everybody thought surely Jalen Brown. He was a snub the first time
00:11:01he did not get the gig. They're thinking it's because of Nike because Nike sponsors the U S
00:11:05national team. And then Jalen Brown just tweeted out. I'm not afraid of you or your resources.
00:11:10And then he did, he did the, uh, the monocle thinking emoji. He did this one, Hank. Yeah.
00:11:15The Monopoly guy. Yeah. Monopoly guy. Or is it the Pringles guy? Monopoly guy does not have a
00:11:20monocle. That's Mandela effect. Yeah. Pringles guy. Pringles guy. He's got the mustache. Does
00:11:25the Pringles guy have the monocle? Who has the monocle? Monopoly guy doesn't have a monocle.
00:11:29Pringles guy has a monocle. Monopoly guy has a monocle. Monopoly guy definitely has this guy's
00:11:35talking monocles real quick. Pringles doesn't Pringles guys just has the mustache and then
00:11:42Monopoly guy. What's the Monopoly guy's name? Uh, it's something like Penny. Penny guy doesn't
00:11:48have a monocle. Oh, he does. He does in an alternate logo. He has a monocle alternate.
00:11:52Yeah. Well like this one, but the classic, that's, that's a monocle. Classic Monopoly
00:11:56guy does not have a monocle. Who's the most famous monocle guy. There's no monocle guy.
00:12:00I'm going to look this up. Oh, Mr. Peanut. Oh yeah. Shane, look at that. Shane from the raft.
00:12:06Yes. Mr. Peanut is the number one monocle guy. Maybe we should bring that back.
00:12:11We should do Mount Rushmore and monocle guys. I think we just did. Yeah, I think so too. Monopoly
00:12:15guy, Pringles guy, Mr. Peanut. Sam Darnold when he couldn't play in that game. Yeah. Sam Darnold.
00:12:21Yeah. Um, yeah. So what do you think Hank? I mean, I think there's only one ball. I think.
00:12:26Do you even know this was happening? Totally. Oh, he totally knew. Yeah. Yeah. Well you're so chill.
00:12:30I didn't know. We've been talking about it for two days. Yeah. We, um, I've not brought it up once.
00:12:34We, I mean, we definitely talked about it at length yesterday, but that's fine. You rewriting
00:12:38history. Um, that sounded very unchill of you. I'm not scared of your resources.
00:12:46Hey, just tweets that after every Mount Rushmore.
00:12:49There's only one ball. So I think it makes sense to bring in someone that's, you know,
00:12:53a good defensive player is used to coming off the bench. He's gonna, you know, contribute in ways
00:12:58where it doesn't need to be necessarily a superstar. And I do think there is probably
00:13:01some truth to the Nike thing where Kyrie is also, you know, if Jalen Brown's a snub, Kyrie's a snub,
00:13:07obviously Derek White's a great player. I'm happy for him. And I think he's going to, you know,
00:13:11contribute to the team. But if we're talking on pure talent, Kyrie and Jalen Brown are better
00:13:16than Derek White. They're both very outspoken against Nike. Coincidence. Probably not. Yeah.
00:13:22Finals MVP Jalen. Yeah. Not getting, not getting enough to make the national team.
00:13:28Um, did you see, I had a nice moment, Micah Potter and Nigel, uh, Hayes Davis both got in the game,
00:13:35uh, Wisconsin because it's, so they have the team select, which is like what Cooper flag is on.
00:13:41He should have gotten the gig. Yeah. They should have brought him. Well, they,
00:13:43they are playing, they're practicing, but because of Kawhi and, uh, KD being out,
00:13:48they let the two of them be on the team for the game against Canada. Pretty fucking cool moment
00:13:54to be like, this is, I got to play on team USA. Yeah. That's like a, that's a Micah Potter scored.
00:14:01Yeah. There was a great moment too. I think it was before the game or maybe it could have been
00:14:04a day or two ago where Obama went up to every player on the team, dapped them all up, then got
00:14:08to the coaches and did the very firm handshake. It was the key and peel sketch to the point where I
00:14:13thought he was doing it on purpose. Yes. Like the handshakes were so rigid and white at the end.
00:14:18Yes. And it was, it was so funny to watch though. But yeah, good job USA. You beat Canada. I feel
00:14:23like Canada is, it's going to be almost as tough of a competition as they'll run into. Like some
00:14:28of the Eastern European teams, probably pretty good too. France is going to be good. France will
00:14:31be a problem. France will be a problem. Maybe might be suited for the international game.
00:14:35Greece is going to be a problem. Greece is a problem. Greece. Who else is a problem? You got
00:14:39Giannis and Thanasis. Yeah. Who else? There's no other problems. Is there anyone? Slovenia,
00:14:44Serbia, not in Slovenia. Slovenia didn't make it. Oh, okay. Wow. Lithuania. Luca lost to Giannis.
00:14:50Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Spain, Spain, the Gasol brothers got to be still doing it. Yeah, for sure.
00:14:58That's for sure happening. Cameroon. Cameroon. Oh wait. Oh, are you a birther? What's going on
00:15:06here? You don't think Embiid should be on team USA? Oh, just, I forgot. Oh, okay. You think he's
00:15:11ring chasing? He is. It is. Yeah. Don't you want Embiid on team USA though? Cause like that's-
00:15:17He fouled out in 12 minutes, so it's not like he's going to help too much. Yeah. It's only five fouls,
00:15:22but that's crazy that he fouled out in five minutes. I didn't realize that.
00:15:26Probably pre-season. Who cares about pre-season? It's pre-season. It's pre-season Olympics. It
00:15:30was. It literally was pre-season Olympics. Yeah, but still- And everyone's freaking out about
00:15:35Embiid. Who cares about pre-season? The game didn't count. Well, I feel like you have to
00:15:39practice like you play. Sounds like you're freaking out about Embiid, dude. I mean,
00:15:42I'm not saying we're chill over here. You're kind of coming at us. I'm not chill. I'm not chill.
00:15:47What happened was Hank just pointed out a fact. Hank is bad.
00:15:51I put it on a quote card. Hank is bad? Bad. Bad. Maybe he means bad as in good,
00:15:59as in chill. I'm bad. He's a bad motherfucker. Bad. Okay. A couple other things. One, next week,
00:16:08EA Sports College football's out. Huge. Duggs is going to come back. I'll release the schedule
00:16:13maybe Sunday, but Sunday, PFT Hank and Max can get in on it as well. We're going to do a little
00:16:20preview stream. First look. 5 Central to 7 Central, 6 to 8 Eastern on our channels. So we'll
00:16:29be streaming from the office. First look. You'll get to watch us play the game. I think we should
00:16:33use it. We should maybe play a couple of scrimmages, but we also should toy around and
00:16:37see what team I should pick. I'm thinking also about what are roles on the staff. Yeah. I want
00:16:42you guys to be ... If anyone wants to be defensive coordinator and actually play the game with me,
00:16:48but also I would love to have a recruiting director so I can blame someone for not getting
00:16:53me the best recruits. That feels like a good role for Hank. Yeah. Strength coach. Strength coach.
00:17:00Yes. That would be awesome. I would like that. Strength coach would be great. Yeah. Okay. So
00:17:04we'll figure it out. But yeah, tune in. We're going to be doing a stream. It's going to be
00:17:06a preview stream. It's the most anticipated video game, I think, release ever. It's going to change
00:17:13how Summer's dealt with. I'm excited to see what the different things you can do behind the scenes
00:17:17of. I heard you can make a burner count. Yeah. We're going to get ... Basically, we'll play a
00:17:21couple games, but we're also going to just get deep into the game and figure out what's going
00:17:25on. Can you choose not to suspend your running back for DUIs? We'll try. Yeah. Yeah. We'll give
00:17:30it a shot. But yeah, tune in for that. Paul Skeen's through no hitter through seven innings.
00:17:37So he had what? How many pitches? 99. Took him out before he got to 100. I get it,
00:17:42but also fuck that. So- Dude, he's been in MLB for three months. Imagine if he threw a no hitter.
00:17:51That would be so sick. It seems like they just have Paul Skeen's rules,
00:17:55where they're like they had the Strasburg rules back in the day, where it's like,
00:17:57if he throws 100 pitches, that's bad. 99 pitches is good. I don't know why. Okay. So I understand
00:18:03you don't want him to throw 140 pitches, but if you're at 99, put him out there for the eighth
00:18:09inning. See if he can get out of it in 10 pitches. And then you go again. What's the difference between
00:18:1599 pitches and 110 pitches? There's nothing. Yeah. No, it's 11. It's 11 pitches. Yeah.
00:18:20I was hoping that the Pirates were going to throw a combined no hitter, because that would be like
00:18:27a weird thing where it's like, oh yeah, he had a no hitter. The team had a no hitter.
00:18:29I apologize for all Pittsburgh fans listening to this, but if I were not thinking about them,
00:18:34I would say that they're saving his arms for when he gets signed by the Yankees later.
00:18:38Yes. Yeah. So you're saying that it wouldn't have been as... No, it would have. I said a
00:18:42combined no hitter. It wouldn't have been as meaningful. No, it would have been as meaningful
00:18:45because he would have been like, I was part of a no hitter. But you just said that you were
00:18:49upset that they took him out. I am upset they took him out because I wanted to see him throw it by
00:18:53himself. But if they had thrown the whole no hitter, it would have been awesome too. A no
00:18:59hitter is a no hitter, bro. You ever think like there's probably people... I always just think
00:19:06about the hundred people who this is their first episode of Pardon My Taken. They're like, what was
00:19:10that? It's a zero hitter. What just happened? According to Max, it would have been a combined
00:19:15zero hitter. What was that 20 seconds exchange that just occurred? You can't explain it.
00:19:21It's usually some deep thing that we have to needle. Sometimes people don't even know what
00:19:26we're doing when we do it. Even if you do listen to the show, something maybe happened off camera,
00:19:32off screen, and we're just spending valuable podcast time just making one of our producers
00:19:37lives miserable. Or just valuable podcast time fighting the same fight that we've been fighting
00:19:42for years, just rehashing it because that's what guys do. It really is the most chill guy thing to
00:19:50do is be like, let me bring up the thing that we fought about years ago and just pick it up like
00:19:55we've never dropped it. Yeah. I mean, memes has been on a pit for two years. That's true.
00:20:01Memes has been on a pit. Can we tell the story about the David Wells interview or no?
00:20:10Max forgot to record one of the cameras and it was great because I was like, memes. I was like,
00:20:19memes, you're going to be like, Max is going to be on a pit. The pit's off you. And he's like,
00:20:23no way. This is going to be hard for me to get big social numbers. So I'm just gonna get even
00:20:27deeper into the pit. He's like, everything just rolls down to me. Max fucked up. It's going to be
00:20:34on me. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it turned out great. That was a great interview. Yeah. David Wells,
00:20:38legendary. He's a, he's a football guy who played baseball. Yeah. Yeah. Great, great interview. Uh,
00:20:43and then I also had, I found the dumbest hypothetical ever. You guys want to hear it?
00:20:48This was going around the internet yesterday. Office debates is Ryan Cohn, 24 office debate
00:20:54today. Would you rather get handed 30 K right now or play a week in the big leagues? No pay.
00:21:00Uh, 30 K 30 K all day. Like, would I rather you would, what position, right? You, whatever
00:21:09position you would just get. Like if it was, if the hypothetical was you got to be good at baseball
00:21:15and play for a week, but if you put me on a, on an MLB team for a week, I think it'd be the most
00:21:20miserable week of your life. No, that's no confidence. You got to bet on yourself. I would
00:21:24bet on myself personally. You would like, say they put you out in outfield. You, what did they put
00:21:30you at third base? Yeah. You never know. You never know. What if I'm really sick? Every single play,
00:21:35just being a disaster for you. Yeah. You got to bet on yourself. You can parlay that into
00:21:40hundreds of millions of dollars, man. DH, you just have to be DH. No, I think you have to play the
00:21:45field for this hypothetical. I mean, it'd be cool to hang out with the guys, but the guys would
00:21:49hate you after one game. Probably less than that. Probably less than that. Probably first practice.
00:21:54Yeah. Probably warmups. Yeah. What's my ERA though? If we took, if we extrapolated what
00:21:59that was against university of Chicago. Oh, I don't know. I think my ERA is what I let in two
00:22:04runs. Yeah. Okay. So I have a nine, I have a nine. It was two innings. So I have a 9.0 ERA. Yeah.
00:22:10That's better than a lot of big league players. There might be an unearned run there too.
00:22:14Yeah, that's true. Good point. Yeah. Oh no, it was a balk, which is probably my fault as a pitcher.
00:22:20Yeah. Well, it was Jerry calling. Yeah. But I mean, who knows? Just like I I've got that
00:22:24irrational confidence sometimes where it's like, you never know until you step into a situation.
00:22:29Maybe you're just sick at it. Yeah. We found that out with wakeboarding. That's a good point. Yeah.
00:22:33Wakeboarding video. When is wakeboarding video coming out? I think it's out. It's out now. It
00:22:38is already out. It's already out. Hank was so chill in it. It was unreal how chill. We, uh,
00:22:43we're not wakeboarders. We're not wakeboarders. I think we all knew it going into it too. We're
00:22:48like, none, none of us will be good at this. Had no, I said, I think maybe it's not in the video,
00:22:54but I definitely said at 1.0% chance, one person is good. And it's the last person that any,
00:22:59anyone is going to expect, but it was very chill vibes. It was Hank. Hank is definitely got the
00:23:06wakeboarding, uh, bug. He's, he's like, he's talking about it. He's thinking about it might
00:23:11be a Mount Rushmore punishment. Do you have to get up on a wakeboard for five minutes?
00:23:18It'll never happen. It'll never happen. You get up for five minutes. Yes. I mean,
00:23:23we're talking about a rational confidence, betting on yourself. Yes. I thought I broke
00:23:27my wrist too. Uh, it turns out if you hold on too tight, when you're wakeboarding,
00:23:31you can seriously damage your wrist. I couldn't open a door. I was trying to open like a, you
00:23:36know, Coors light can. And I had to ask people for help. It was tough. It was very sad. I felt
00:23:42like a 80 year old man. Can I say something that was very sad? Uh, it was probably the most,
00:23:48I've worked my core out in a long time. And last night I Googled which side is your appendix on?
00:23:55Cause I thought my appendix was about to burst. Uh, it turns out my pain is on my left side. My
00:23:59appendix is on my right side. That's good. And it's all just cause of weight. But I was like,
00:24:04there's no way that I'm this sore two days after I must have an appendix about to burst.
00:24:10The trick is Hank, you're supposed to keep your arms straight when it pulls you off. You do have
00:24:13to keep your arms straight. Bend your arms and use too much of your forearm muscle. And then
00:24:17you can't open up a water bottle. Gotta keep those arms straight. Straight as could be. Uh,
00:24:22okay. Anything else before we do our Mount Rushmore? We'll get to Firefest. Um, anything
00:24:28else in the sports world? I saw that the all-star game is going to have robot bartenders. What?
00:24:32Yeah. Robot bartenders at the all-star game. If you're a fan, you want to drink, you go up
00:24:38and a robot pours your drink for you. Not only is it the Fox robot. I would love Cletus. It's
00:24:44probably going to, yeah, it's going to spin around an iPad afterwards and ask you for a tip. Um,
00:24:48I heard that they're also going to like wave you over and make small talk with you. Whoa. Which is
00:24:53fucking creepy. I'm very nervous that Christian Yelch is going to be in the home run derby.
00:24:59No, we're starting to hit a lot of home runs. We're good. We're fine. We're fine with that.
00:25:02This could be the end of the podcast. He's a choke artist. That'd be actually funny if he won
00:25:08and we ended the podcast and our last episode was just like eight straight interviews that we did
00:25:12this week. Just dumped them all. Here you go. Yeah. We're ready, Christian. Yeah. That's what
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00:26:54Rushmore time. We're doing the Mount Rushmore of sandwiches. How have we never done this? I don't
00:27:00know. It's going to be contentious though. It is going to be contentious. I think it's going to be
00:27:03contentious. Well, it's going to be contentious because I feel like everyone's going to have a
00:27:06stacked board. Oh. So we're going to have to go at each other's picks. Yeah. So it's an all-time
00:27:10draft. Should we just say right now, like hot dog? No. Like we're doing that. Yeah. That's what I'm
00:27:15saying. That's the only thing I can think of like being contentious. I think if you say hot dog,
00:27:20you deserve what's coming to you. Yeah. Okay. That's a good point. Okay.
00:27:24That's a good point. We also need to figure out what the punishment is because we realize
00:27:28the calling thing is, well, great idea is not going to work because you're basically illegally
00:27:34taping people. So let's figure out what the punishment is right now before we get too deep
00:27:40into Mount Rushmore season, or at least throw out some ideas that we can marinate on and maybe we'll
00:27:46finalize it next week. But we don't want to get so far deep into Mount Rushmore that if someone's
00:27:51way behind, they're like, I'm not doing that. I like the idea of sending somebody on a road
00:27:54trip that they don't want to go on. Okay. Like making them travel in the most inconvenient
00:28:00way possible to the worst destination for no reason. Okay. Run a marathon. Fuck. No.
00:28:10That's not doing that. You completely twisted my words on that. Yeah.
00:28:14I'm just thinking of ideas. Yeah. Walk a marathon.
00:28:17What else we got? Send them to the Arctic circle.
00:28:21What if I was also thinking like, what if we all came up with personal punishments that would be
00:28:28good for streams that would take a long time, but also not be like the worst thing ever. So you
00:28:35could like, we could all come up with our own punishments and we could modify the other person's
00:28:39probably all put them together and then we'll have a group discussion about all. And then we can
00:28:42tweak the punishments to make them all relatively equal. Right. This should be a homework assignment
00:28:49or next week. Yeah. Because I was just thinking about it. Like if I did like something, some
00:28:56ridiculous like basketball shooting thing that would take me hours and hours and hours, like
00:29:02BFT, you probably don't want to do that. So we should figure out something like specific to each
00:29:07of us. Nah, I think it's going to be a universal. Okay. All right. This is no bad ideas. I actually
00:29:12don't mind big cats, but then we're back. But then we're back to the situation where you get
00:29:16upset because of the hot dogs, because big cat and I are larger than you. Yeah, right. Exactly.
00:29:21You're the key complainer of anything. You're always like, oh, you want to do that. Well,
00:29:26yeah. I mean, you want to eat hot dogs. I don't want to eat so many hot dogs. I feel sick.
00:29:31I think we should think about it. You're so dumb. You could have just been like hole in one stream
00:29:38for yourself. Yeah, we should think for the viewers. Well, you're being really unchill.
00:29:44You guys, I think Hank doesn't want to do homework, which is actually, to be fair, kind of
00:29:49chill. Look at your hat right now. Oh, shit, buddy. There we go. Now you're chill. All right,
00:29:59let's go. My Rushmore of sandwiches. Who's up first? First, the standings, by the way,
00:30:06are they are. Max is on fire. He's been hot. He's got 15 points. Defense is terrifying. I have 14
00:30:15points. PFT has 11. Hank has 10. Still very close to anyone's game. Anyone's game. So that's why we
00:30:20got to figure out the punishment. Yeah. What if we what if we did that idea where we come up with
00:30:25different ideas, but each person gets somebody else to think of the punishment for or draw out
00:30:30of hat ideas? So like I would come up with punishment for Hank. Oh, Hank, we come up with
00:30:35one for Max. Max, you, you, me. Something like that. Yeah. Hank, go two days without complaining.
00:30:41Challenge impossible. Did you do it? I think I can. I also kind of like the idea if we did if
00:30:49we came up with like five or six and we did a by hat. I like that idea. Yeah. Yeah. We don't know
00:30:55what's going to happen. You can't prepare for it. Yeah. We all submit an idea. And it's like because
00:31:00I do think no matter what it is, the punishment should be something that we can easily stream
00:31:04so the people can get involved. Yep. That's what it has to be. We should all have one approved idea.
00:31:09Yeah. And it gets drawn at the end of the Mount Rushmore. Everyone come with two good ideas for
00:31:15Monday's show and then we'll whittle it down to the best four ideas and then those go into a hat.
00:31:21And when we get to the end of Mount Rushmore season, the loser draws out of the hat.
00:31:26Love it. Yeah. I love it. Okay. Okay. All right. Great. All right. Who's up? I'm up.
00:31:30Cheesesteak one one. Good pick. It's a good pick. We start. It's a good pick. It's a sandwich so
00:31:38good that we've made a brand off of this sandwich. I love cheesesteaks. I was saying because I want
00:31:44one. Oh, God. Yeah. Good pick. What do you thought I was going to? I don't know. I don't know. I was
00:31:50just I was just it sounds like you got 50. Are you a guy though? Yeah. I am. If I'm in Philly,
00:31:58if I'm in Philly, I'm getting a Cooper Sharp with onions. Cooper Sharp. Whip. Yes.
00:32:04Whiz. Whip. All right. Shout out part of my cheesesteak. Okay. My one one. I'm going to go
00:32:11with an Italian. So by that, I mean, it's got to have like three different kinds of meats on it.
00:32:17Usually like a so prosada, a gabagool. Peroni. Pursuit. Maybe pepperoni on there. You get the
00:32:23hot peppers, the oil, the the Italian shake provolone. Some people put mozzarella. I like
00:32:29provolone a little bit melted, toasted bun, spicy mustard. Love it. Heavenly sandwich. Love it.
00:32:34Am I up? Yes, you are up. Chicken parm. Good pick. Done. I knew you were going to go there.
00:32:43Cheesesteak is my one one. Probably my one. I would I I had to go cheesesteak, but if I didn't
00:32:48go cheesesteak, I was going to go chicken chicken parm and Italian was probably it was up there.
00:32:53Yeah, this is a loaded drive. There's so many. There's so many good options. There's gonna be
00:32:56some. Yeah. Yeah. Take a hot dog. I'm going to go with a Cubano. Okay. Oh, okay. Interesting. No,
00:33:05I do like that sandwich. I didn't have it on my board. No, I really do like that sandwich. I
00:33:09didn't. I didn't think I think Hank had that in him, though. Yeah, I had it on my big board as
00:33:14like a break glass in case of emergency. My my my board is shattered. Did you only have chicken
00:33:21parm cheesesteak and Italian? I got some other ones, but that was a majority. Three. Three.
00:33:28And then we'll go with BLT. Okay. Okay. Classic. Okay. Never fails. Okay. Some of these sandwiches,
00:33:35you can get bad versions of them. It's almost impossible to get a bad version of a BLT. Yep.
00:33:39I'm happy because I got my second pick. Big bacon, egg and cheese. Yeah. Yeah. Good. That's
00:33:46really good. That's just the classic. What was that face? The sandwich? Yeah.
00:33:50What did you say? What was the second word you said there? Yeah. That's a breakfast sandwich.
00:33:54Wait, were you trying to make the case that it wasn't a sandwich? It's 100% a sandwich. I haven't
00:33:58said a word. But you you gave us. All right. Restart the clock. Hank, not complaining.
00:34:06Hank takes advantage. If you're a podcast only listener, Hank takes advantage of you so much
00:34:10because you don't see his face. True. There's actually probably someone just who's never
00:34:14watched us. You give Hank such a hard time. And they're like, they're so mean to Hank. It's like
00:34:17you didn't see his face. Yeah. Go watch the video. What was the face when I said bacon,
00:34:20egg and cheese? You did a face. I was thinking. You did a face when I did bacon, egg and cheese.
00:34:26Okay. I think that's a good pick. Thank you. Yeah. For sure. I mean,
00:34:29you guys both definitely had it on your list. Yes. I actually, I had that on there, but I also
00:34:34had with the hash brown on it. I like it when you add the hash brown. For sure. That gives
00:34:37a little crisp to it. Yeah. All right. This is great because I got, I got my number two overall
00:34:43pick out here. I thought Cubano was your number two overall. I did have Cubano on my list,
00:34:49which is a good sandwich. It's a really good sandwich. It's not one. It's not first round.
00:34:53Hank, how many Cubanos have you had? So many. Chef. Are you just in a Cubano phase right now
00:34:59though? Because that's the other thing about you. You're a phase eater. Huge phase eater. Yeah.
00:35:03When you, I, I realized this, I don't know, probably like five or six years ago. I can't
00:35:08remember what it might've been. Meatball. No, it was steak and cheese. It was steak and cheese.
00:35:11You had steak and cheese every single day for like three weeks. And then I didn't see you with
00:35:15the steak and cheese for the rest of the year. And I was like, what happened? You're like,
00:35:19I like to eat in phases and I just go as hard as I can. And then I stop. I'm the same exactly
00:35:24with music. I find a song I like, I listen to it every day over and over again. And then I just,
00:35:28actually people are like that with food too. Yeah, no, I do it a little bit, but Hank does
00:35:31it to an extreme where he like won't look at it for the rest of the year. The movie I watched movie,
00:35:36it's called chef, right? Yeah. I watched that movie and it was in a Cubano phase for a long
00:35:40time. So are you in a Cubano phase right now? No. Okay. But I'm, I'm open if there's good Cubanos
00:35:46in Chicago. I haven't really tried to fall back in, but yeah. Okay. I'm, I'm psyched about this
00:35:51one. Uh, number two, peanut butter and jelly classics. Classic. Yeah. And I, I'd like to
00:35:59stipulate that contains on crustables as well. Well, no, no, you can't put that on the ground.
00:36:04That's not a sandwich jelly. It's also not sandwich. You need to bread, cheese, a bread,
00:36:08peanut butter, jelly is so good. Yeah. It's so, yeah. Put that on. Yeah. You should have an
00:36:13across as your pick. A great part of being a parent is getting back into peanut butter and
00:36:17jellies. Cause you don't make peanut butter jellies as like an adult. Yeah. And now I make
00:36:21them all the time and I'm just little toasted bread. Yeah. And there's leftovers from your
00:36:26kids. Just grab those. We can keep this going. I'm going to go grill cheese. Yeah. Same, same
00:36:31sort of, same sort of, I had those weighed pretty much nostalgic sandwiches that are really good.
00:36:37Every time you have, especially chef, like you, you brought it up,
00:36:41the cheese type of cheese and there's different options. You can add a slice of tomato in there,
00:36:47maybe a slice like that. Was that all melt shop in New York? I used to be, that was a big phase
00:36:52of mine. Yup. And then I'm didn't think that this one would fall Turkey club. Okay. Now I, I will
00:36:59say a Turkey club has the potential on the low end to be very dry. Mayo. I'm saying on the low
00:37:07end, it can be very dry. I love a Turkey club. Yeah. I like it. I like it. I wasn't gonna say
00:37:12I like more than a BLT. That's fine. Cause Turkey club implies that it's got bacon on it. Oh yeah.
00:37:19Yes. Yes. Yeah. You take a BLT with Turkey club sandwich. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. My turn. Yeah.
00:37:28I love this ice cream, ice cream sandwich. Dessert sandwich. Nice. We're mixing it up a
00:37:35little bit. Okay. Nice. Love that ice cream. So I was in a big ice cream sandwich phase for about,
00:37:40I'd say five years when I was in New York. Yup. Good pick. All right. I'll go Italian beef.
00:37:48Love it. Italian beef. Yep. What is that? Not a sandwich. No, I was, I was, if I could say
00:37:53anything. Holy shit. I was just making, I thought I, I took me a second to process. I was different
00:37:58than Italian. Like when I heard, that's fair. Hey, that's fair. Hey, that's fair.
00:38:05We're not the spicy Jordan. Yeah. Yeah. We're nothing but fair on this. You are fair. Yeah.
00:38:09We are the fairest guys. We are fair. I'm going to go with chicken club much better than a Turkey
00:38:15club. Much better than chicken club. I love it. Hey, I love it. I mean, I lost this draft, but
00:38:26let's go Reuben. Okay. I had a Reuben on the list. I had Reuben on the list. I had Reuben
00:38:33on the list. What happened in this draft? I think I have a good board. No, I don't.
00:38:39What kind of meat's in Reuben? You have Cubano, BLT, a chicken, BLT, chicken club.
00:38:51Yeah. I wish I could change that. Where would you say this draft went wrong for you there,
00:38:55Matt? Hank? What? Where would you say this draft went wrong for you?
00:38:58The going last and getting my top five picks all taken. But how did you not know? Wait a minute.
00:39:04Cheesesteak, Italian and chicken parm were always going to go one, two, three.
00:39:09I was confused. There was a second where I didn't know how this was going to go. I thought
00:39:14people would think cheesesteak was a sub, so they were going to take us. And chicken parm too.
00:39:17A sub is a sandwich. Chicken parm is better as a non-sandwich. Chicken parm is infinitely better
00:39:22as just chicken parm. I don't know. Chicken parm sandwich. How often do you order a chicken parm?
00:39:27You were going to pick those. I thought it was going to get to me. You thought chicken parm and
00:39:33cheesesteak were like underrated, low-key sandwiches. No, I just thought you guys might
00:39:37have thought them as subs, so you wouldn't take them. You were talking trash, and then you were
00:39:41saying how upset you were that they didn't get to you. He thought he outsmarted us. I just thought
00:39:47you guys were going to have more deli sandwiches. I thought he had some hidden gems with cheesesteak.
00:39:54Why did we ever think that? I literally wrote down when we were doing sandwiches. I just started
00:40:01doing a brain dump, and it was Italian, chicken parm, cheesesteak, and grilled cheese. Those
00:40:06were the first four I wrote down, and then went from there. So I have my last one. I love you,
00:40:12Hank. I love you too. You're chill right now. Yeah, you're chill. Thank you. You are not a
00:40:16foodie. I mean, we've gone over this. You're not a foodie. You've probably had 100 times more
00:40:20sandwiches. Every time we do one of these, we're just going to keep doing. We're going to keep
00:40:26doing food rush. Every time you order a sandwich, you order two. I only order one. You're ten years
00:40:31older. A hundred times. Do the math. That's a lot of sandwiches. A hundred times more. A hundred
00:40:35times more, though. How much older? He's ten years older, 365 times two. So Hank, wait. You
00:40:42think he eats two more sandwiches? Two sandwiches a day? Hank, hold on. So how many sandwiches
00:40:48do you think you... How old are you? 31. How many sandwiches do you think you eat a year? 150?
00:40:54200, let's say? Yeah, 200. 200. All right. So and then we'll... All right. So let's say 200.
00:41:01You think I've eaten 560,000 sandwiches. Half a million sandwiches, which would mean...
00:41:13Which would mean I'll go... Same math. That I eat 15,555 sandwiches a year.
00:41:24All right. So it's probably closer to... 42 sandwiches a day.
00:41:28Ten times. We go ten times. All right. I'll go... That's my pick. Buffalo chicken sub.
00:41:36Yep. Okay. That was... I love it. That was a good one. It's the best. Those are...
00:41:40Honestly, every time... What? Nothing. What? I can't say anything. I can't even exist.
00:41:47What? Yeah. I want to know. What's the problem? What's the problem with
00:41:50buffalo chicken sub? That was a joke. That was a joke. No, it wasn't. No,
00:41:53buffalo chicken sub's great. I prefer the... Barber... Barber Cuffalo. Barber Cuffalo.
00:41:59Well, I knew you were going to pick buffalo chicken sub, because you can't take anything
00:42:01spicy. Right. Yeah. I was... I've gotten better at that, though. One of my... I'm a hungover spicy
00:42:07guy now. Since we were... Oh, really? Yeah. It does something to me. Yeah. You sweat it out a
00:42:12little bit. Yeah. It's nice. We were talking about doing two sandwiches. My favorite combo
00:42:18is doing a cheesesteak and a buffalo chicken, because it's like a little something different.
00:42:23See, no. I don't do that. If I'm doing two, I'll go a hot and a cold.
00:42:26Oh. Italian-y cheesesteak, Italian-y buffalo chicken. Yeah. I don't hate that.
00:42:31That's a good order. Yeah. All right. I'm conflicted on my last one here,
00:42:35because I've got a personal favorite that I feel like it might be one of the best sandwiches in the
00:42:39world. Go with it. So I'm going to go with it. Banh Mi, the Vietnamese sandwich. It's so... I
00:42:45think it's rated as the best sandwich in the world. I read that in a couple places. By who?
00:42:49By foodies, people that like food. But yeah, it's like... No, it's a good sandwich. It's pork.
00:42:53It's cilantro. It's got marinated carrots. It's got some sort of sauce on it. Whatever it is,
00:42:58it's awesome. Yeah. I would say it's worthy of a first-round grade. So this is my... You're
00:43:04calling your shot. The pistol de resistance. Yeah. If we know anything, though,
00:43:08AWLs probably aren't going to... Well, I've never heard of it. I mean, they were upset that I
00:43:13picked duck. Yeah, that's true. Very upset. If Hank has never heard of it, it's probably good.
00:43:17Yeah. Bulgogi as well. Bulgogi is excellent. I know Max isn't going to pick that. No, I'm not.
00:43:24I was really hoping you were going to pick one of my two. I have two in my head that I... They
00:43:28could be two of my favorite sandwiches. They could have been my first pick, but I have to...
00:43:34Memes, you decide which one you should pick. No, I'm going to go meatball. I'm going to go
00:43:38meatball. Okay. What was the other one? I should have picked for Ruben. A French dip. Okay,
00:43:41yeah, you made the right choice, probably. Oh, a French dip is so good, though, but a meatball is...
00:43:45I should have done meatball instead of Ruben. I don't know why I didn't.
00:43:50You and Max were going to take meatball, too. Yeah, obviously. I was just thinking of
00:43:53sandwiches. Max's second food draft in a row taking meatballs, I think.
00:43:56No, yeah, and I've gotten great value both times. Yeah. All right. A lot on the board.
00:44:01Yeah. Not for me. Yeah. Nashville hot chicken would have been good, too. I was between that
00:44:06and the banh mi at the end. I thought about a po' boy. A po' boy is awesome. A shrimp po' boy
00:44:10I had on there. Tuna? That's what Shane said. Oh, tuna salad. A tuna melt. I personally love
00:44:15a tuna melt, but that won't look good on a graph. Chicken salad is very good. I don't
00:44:21like a chicken salad sandwich, though. I'm okay with chicken salad. I love it. With some chips
00:44:24in it. It's a crunch. I do love peanut butter and jelly. I also love peanut butter and fluff
00:44:30and peanut butter and banana. Sausage egg and cheese also would be kind of a cop out move.
00:44:35It's like doing chicken club when someone said turkey club, but that's fine. What about a
00:44:38hamburger? I mean, I did a porn play and BFT did sex. I didn't do that to you.
00:44:46Hank, you're not chill right now. Okay, so Max says mixed comment, but then I make a comment.
00:44:54I got your back. Got it. Yeah, you're right. No, I was just saying I was thinking about doing
00:44:59sausage egg and cheese, but it was a little close to a bacon egg and cheese. Yeah, you didn't do
00:45:04it. Beef on wick would have been good, too. Yep. Beef on wick. It's a buffalo thing. You've been
00:45:10a buffalo with us. Yeah, I've never gotten. It's like a poppy seed. When we go to Buffalo,
00:45:14we go to wing nuts for lunch and dinner every day. Pulled pork. Pulled pork is very good.
00:45:20A Philly roast pork sandwich is like one of the best sandwiches that you can get.
00:45:24Yeah, it is. It's so good. Broccoli rabe on there. No, not D'Alessandro's. Why am I blanking on this?
00:45:30Steve's? No, what the fuck? Why am I blanking? Arby's? John's roast pork. John's roast pork.
00:45:35I think D'Alessandro's is where we got it from. It was good. Well, D'Alessandro's is a big
00:45:39cheesesteak spot. Yeah, it was very good. Sausage and peppers, that's kind of a hot dog. That is a
00:45:48good sub. Sausage and peppers, I think it's a little different. It's on a. Yeah. Because
00:45:53the peppers make it more. Yeah, I don't know. I had it on there, but it's too close to a hot dog.
00:45:58Hamburger, I was thinking about. It's the same thing as a hot dog. Yeah, you can't do it. It's
00:46:02not just sandwich. Tip of the cap to a hamburger. I also thought like. How different are subs and
00:46:06sandwiches? Are they the same thing? Yeah. Are you still on this? What? I mean, I call it a hoagie,
00:46:09but I'm not going to be the one. But it's crazy you're still on this because. Because a hot dog
00:46:13is the same thing. But again, you would have picked all the subs. I know. So you agree with us
00:46:20that our picks were correct. But now that you didn't get them, you're like I'm just I'm an
00:46:26acquiring. Also, a Cubano is on like a subtype role. Yeah, you're one one. Yeah. Once once the
00:46:32floodgates open, then I jumped in. Cubano, you would have picked that if we had done this draft
00:46:36again and we're like pink, you get the first three picks. You would have gone Italian chicken
00:46:39parm cheese. No, I got my one to Cubano going in the first. I love it. It's a good it's a good
00:46:45sandwich. No. Yeah, that's fair. It sounds like it's not. Yeah, I've seen Chef. It's a great movie.
00:46:50Panini. Yeah. Panini sandwich is good. Yeah. You got to you got to say I like a like a chicken
00:46:56pesto panini. I was going to say I like a turkey sun dried tomato. That's a good one as well.
00:47:00Yeah, that's a good one. I love how animated Max gets about these food. Food drafts are great. We
00:47:05should have come in. What about the what's the sandwich with no meat loaded ball era?
00:47:10So we're serving up meatballs. Well, not for Hank. He could. What's the what is it? Is it?
00:47:20I don't even know what the name of it is when it's just fresh mozzarella and tomato. Okay,
00:47:24crazy. Yeah, that's yeah. Listen, I that's the meat on every single meal. But that's the one
00:47:29time I'd be like, that's fine. It's the Italian grilled cheese. Yeah, you get to get the balsamic
00:47:33except for it's not grilled, but it's good. It's fresh. It's fresh. Yes. Fresh. Yeah. Ham and
00:47:40cheese. Not bad. Yeah. Okay. Ham and cheese. Ham and cheese is one of those ones that like
00:47:44once a year I'd be like, man, I really want a ham and cheese. Kind of like baloney. I thought
00:47:51you're gonna say cocaine. Mortadella has changed the game with baloney. You can get a mortadella
00:47:56sandwich and that's the same thing as baloney. But you it's every now and then I'm like, yeah,
00:48:00I kind of want a baloney sandwich butter and fluff. I said, yeah, I said some peanut butter
00:48:07and fluff and peanut butter and banana. Banana is good. Yeah. Peanut butter and bananas. Mayo.
00:48:11Just Mayo sandwich. Just Mayo. So you have BLT.
00:48:19BLT is a great pick. There's more than you can build around BLT. I did. Yeah. Well,
00:48:24what was it again? Cubano. BLT. Chicken club. Ruben. That's a great draft. It's
00:48:30you guys. When's the last time you had a Ruben? Well, never. Yeah, that's the thing. Like I kept
00:48:34asking Hank what meat is on a Ruben and he never answered beef. It's kind of right. No, it's corn
00:48:41beef. Corn beef, right? Pastrami. Pastrami is another sandwich once or twice a year. Pastrami.
00:48:46Yeah. Yeah. Pastrami melted Swiss cheese, pickles and mustard. Are there any we're forgetting?
00:48:51There's probably a lot. There's probably tuna melt was one that I actually thought would have
00:48:56gone in this draft. Yeah. I love a tuna melt, but there's so many people that hate tuna melts.
00:49:00Yeah. I feel like tuna just gets a bad rap because of the smell and people like complain
00:49:04about it because if you break out tuna, yeah, it does. Like you should only eat tuna at home,
00:49:09but eating tuna home is great. Yeah. Like I tuna is a great sandwich. Shane gets a tuna sandwich
00:49:15once a week. Yeah. That he's he should be a president. Yeah. Yeah. You can't do that at work.
00:49:19You did at home. He also there's one place that he's found that doesn't put it's only tuna and
00:49:25mayo. They don't put celery in it. Oh. And he refuses to eat anything with any tuna that has
00:49:30like anything but tuna and mayo. Oh, no. You got to go celery. Onions. Carrots. Yeah. He like he
00:49:39gets disgusted when he orders tuna and it comes with anything but tuna. Oh, another one that's
00:49:45like a every now and then, like every three months, egg salad sandwich. Yeah. I don't craving
00:49:50for it. I don't like the egg salad. I love an egg salad sandwich. I thought of it. Every sandwich.
00:49:57God damn it. We are. We literally are saying every sandwich. What about pimento cheese?
00:50:02Never. No, I think pimento cheese is overrated. Never had one. That's my take. I like a roast
00:50:08beef. Just like a like there's better cheese. The problem with pimento cheese is there's
00:50:11absolutely no crunch or like hard factor in there. It's just soft. Right. Soft that sandwich. Right.
00:50:18Um, any other sandwiches we love, Max?
00:50:22I don't know. A regular turkey. Yeah. Well, I was going between that. But a turkey club just
00:50:28adds the bacon. Yeah, no, it's true. Just a regular roast beef. Good sandwich. I don't
00:50:32think anyone took just fried chicken sandwich, right? Mm. Yeah. Like a chick. Yeah. That's a
00:50:38big mess. Yeah. That's actually a huge, big mess. Oh, yeah. A taco sandwich. Taco sandwich.
00:50:44Torta. Chalupa sandwich. I never had a torta. Wait, so subs are different. Wraps are not
00:50:48sandwiches. Again, I just want it on the record. You were going to take all the subs, but because
00:50:53you didn't get one, you're mad. No, I'm just trying to figure out what bread counts as a
00:50:58sandwich and what bread doesn't. Like a wrap, like a taco is not a sandwich. Correct. But a sub
00:51:06is. Correct. Okay. I feel like we've been pretty consistent on that. And again,
00:51:11you would have picked all the subs. I wasn't. I wasn't. Would you have picked all the subs?
00:51:15Yeah. My list was chicken parm, steak and cheese, Italian. What about a Euro? Does that count as a
00:51:22sandwich? No. Just a wrap? Just like a normal chicken cutlet. Yeah. That's one that people.
00:51:27Great chicken cutlet. I guess chicken club. Chicken club. Lunchables are pretty good too.
00:51:33Lunchables are good. I just find it funny that you guys rattle off a thousand sandwiches,
00:51:37but the only one that I brought up, Max was like, oh, chicken club. Well,
00:51:43you just did that. You, you said why you did that? No, you made me think like you said,
00:51:48turn it off. I was like, actually chicken clubs better. So I picked it, but it's because PFT said
00:51:55during sex, the sex thing, that's why you said that you're holding onto this. No, that's like,
00:52:00yeah. It's like, there's no, you know, there's, there's clearly no, it's not a gentleman's
00:52:03Rushmore anymore. Well, I lost. Has it ever been a gentleman's Rushmore pack of my day?
00:52:08At least I used to think I lost that or you guys started loading the teams together. Honestly,
00:52:13if I could go back and do one thing to change the course of part of my take,
00:52:19my answer would be to never do the pizza topping draft from that moment on. Yeah. Hank has been
00:52:26the biggest baby about the integrity of the sport. It's a seminal moment in our history.
00:52:34We're trying to help you. You guys ruin the integrity of the sport. Double anchovies.
00:52:41Hank also just said you stack the teams. Your teammate last year is in first place right now.
00:52:49Long season, buddy. Yeah. But like you, you can't just be like, you stack the team.
00:52:55That had nothing to do with the person. It was the two hosts. You idiot.
00:52:59They're still, they're still hosts. Yeah. But now they're on the same team. It's different,
00:53:03but that's the whole point. You just threw my point. Okay. Hank, I think that, I think
00:53:07the comments are going to say you're being a baby. I don't give a fuck.
00:53:18Someone did say that we're getting along. Like they listened to Wednesday show. They're like,
00:53:22you guys are getting along too well. Like fix this. Start shitting.
00:53:25I don't think we are on Wednesday. Maybe it was Max's like he, they don't like that. Max's we're
00:53:33getting along with Max. It is what it is. I'm, I'm used to it. Yeah. I mean, you take the bullets
00:53:38for it. Yeah. Yeah. Happy to do it. That's what you're here for. I don't think you're happy to
00:53:41do it. You also have had the best run ever. You had to know that people were going to find. Yeah.
00:53:45I mean, look at this background. Look where we are. We're going to golf when? No. All right.
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00:55:16We just basically decided to have you guys on to tell us why you love us.
00:55:22Yeah. Take it away, bro. You were just telling me about it.
00:55:27There's, I think, what do we have? Three? Yeah. Yeah. We had three. We kind of have three really
00:55:30good ones. I'll do the first one. You do the second one. I'll do the second one. You make
00:55:36us laugh. Okay. We do. You're funny. It's kind of the same as number one. You're ugly as shit.
00:55:44Okay. That's good. It makes us feel better knowing that you guys are funny, but you're also
00:55:49ugly as shit. Yeah. I think that's valid. That's valid criticism. Blake, I saw you were just on
00:55:54our good friend Stavi's podcast. That was very funny. He asked you what you were going to plug,
00:55:59like, were you there to plug anything? And you said, just think about me from time to time.
00:56:05Don't forget Blake Griffin. I'm on board with that message. In fact, I'll go one further.
00:56:09We're going to plug Blake's top, was it like top 48 dunks compilation on YouTube? Oh, cool. Go watch
00:56:15that. Go watch that YouTube clip of Blake. What about you, Josh? You want to plug anything?
00:56:19What about all your work in the community? I will also plug his top 48 dunks. Yeah.
00:56:23Yeah. Really nice. We could talk about your work in the community. We could. Yeah. Did you ever
00:56:28see that clip? The Bills, when we were at the Bills training camp last year, they came up to us,
00:56:33the Bills PR. They're like, hey, can we do a quick interview with you guys? And we're like, yeah,
00:56:37sure. And they were like, can you guys talk about Josh's work in the community? And we're just like,
00:56:42yeah, dude, like he's all the work he does in the community is incredible. Like we don't know what
00:56:46you do, but it's good. I'm like, dude, no one does more for the community. I'm assuming I would
00:56:53actually also like to plug his work in the community. I would assume that it's good work
00:56:58in the community. So we're like, yeah, we appreciate it, but I don't know. I've been
00:57:02bulldozing. It's very good work. Yeah. He's like Josh flipped me off. Burned down the library
00:57:07yesterday. Uh, all right. So we're here for the American century championship, uh, out in Lake
00:57:14Tahoe, the tournament you can watch on NBC. It's going to be awesome. How are we feeling about our
00:57:18golf game? I'll start with you, Josh. Feeling okay. Every year I've come to this, I think it's
00:57:23my fourth or fifth year. Okay. And I've gotten better every single year, every single year.
00:57:28Yeah. So just got to keep going. What's the highest you finish? I think I was like mid forties
00:57:33last year. What was the lowest? Oh, probably like 90 something. Okay. Yeah. So just, we're looking
00:57:39to improve this year. Thirties looking to approve you. You give me in the thirties. Yep. That's a
00:57:43good, good. Cause that means I'm probably shooting anywhere from 75 to 80 all three days.
00:57:50I heard that you were actually getting too good at golf. Keon Coleman said that you're so good at
00:57:55golf that you won't golf with him. It's Keon. Yeah. He's got to earn his stripes. Yeah. He's
00:58:00got to earn his stripes. You know, rookie. That's Keon man. You remember Keon? I tell you what,
00:58:06if I had a nickel every time Keon didn't want to play golf. Actually he's a clip machine though.
00:58:11He's a clip machine. I'll tell you what, we went to top golf and the dude can actually swing. He
00:58:16swings it hard and it goes a long way, but you don't know where it's going, but he's actually
00:58:20got a decent swing for saying he can't play. Yeah. Keon is a, you should know Keon Blake
00:58:25because he's a perfect guy for the NBA to NFL, NFL to NBA thing. Oh yeah. He averaged like one
00:58:31point a game at Michigan state and then he was an incredible wide receiver at Florida state.
00:58:35By the way, guys who average one, two, three are getting drafted. Yeah, that's true.
00:58:41Why is that funny? Why is that funny? It's off potential. It is. Why is that funny?
00:58:45That's not funny. That's not funny. That's true though. They do get drafted. All right,
00:58:49so Blake, how's your golf game? I'm more of a Keon type of golfer.
00:58:54I, uh, you know, you never know where it's going. Range felt good today, but
00:58:58you looked good. Thanks man. Thanks. Yeah, I need that. I need every bit of confidence.
00:59:02Um, this is my first time, so we'll see. Yeah, but you've been playing, I mean, you're retired,
00:59:08so you've been playing golf nonstop. I have been playing a lot more. What's your handicap?
00:59:13It's a young 12, 12, 12, 13, 13, 13, but you never know. It's 15. You just might step out
00:59:21there and be sick. Yeah. Yeah. You could just be awesome. I mean, listen, I'm just hoping to
00:59:25eliminate double bogeys. You know, bogeys don't kill you, right? Is that what it is?
00:59:29Bogeys are fine. Those are zero doubles or minus two. And then you pick it up after a double bar
00:59:34is three for hitting someone in the crowd. I'm starting negative three. Yeah. You get
00:59:41points for hitting people. Oh, Oh, sweet. Yeah. Okay. You're good. You're good. Also just cheat.
00:59:47There's no rules against cheating. Yeah. Well, I think they're actually, I think all the rules
00:59:52are against golf is like the one sport. Every, every single rule actually is against cheating.
00:59:58Right. Because it takes away guys like me who shot a 72 at Shinnecock. It's like,
01:00:06yeah, it was a hell of a day. I was feeling it. I was feeling it. Which one of you guys could play
01:00:11the other guy's sport better? He could play football better. Did you play basketball growing
01:00:16up? A little bit. Yeah. That means no. Through my, through high school. Okay. Yeah. So you,
01:00:21obviously you can dunk easily. Blake can't. Not like him. Not like him. Well, I don't know. I'm
01:00:27a rim grazer is what they say. I can do a two, like a two hand every once in a while. Have you
01:00:34guys heard about, uh, Hank is trying to dunk. I have. How's that going?
01:00:40Summer's gotten away from me a little bit. Do you have another mic? What do you think's holding
01:00:43your back? Come over here. He's, I think maybe genetics. Yeah. Genetics is a big piece of it.
01:00:49Are you doing those? Like, you remember those old basketball shoes? Yeah. I said genetics,
01:00:55age. Yeah. Yeah. Booze. Yeah. Okay. Summer, summer, summer. I'm just going to walk in and
01:01:08September's actually the best month. We're like here. We just got to get to like here. So you're
01:01:14a grazer. Oh, okay. I can touch the rim. I can almost grab it. Can you palm the ball? Yeah. No,
01:01:19wait, this is not Duncan. If you're not palming the ball, you got to get palm the ball. You know,
01:01:24warm city. Oh yeah. Oh, Oh yeah. My bad dude. There's a few dunks of his on the top 48 that
01:01:33technically he'd never touched the rim. I think it was against the six. They don't always have
01:01:38to touch the rim. No, I guess it was like two plays in a row where Chris Paul just threw it
01:01:42up to you. The back-to-back windmills, back-to-back windmills. That must've felt sick.
01:01:46You probably felt like, God, yeah, it's fun. Honestly, I can't, it feels pretty cool. Yeah.
01:01:54It's gotta be awesome. Can't do it anymore though. More of a, more of a ground walker now.
01:01:58Yeah. Just kind of keep it on the ground. Blake, I saw you were signing autographs and you know,
01:02:03you signed every single autograph except one. Yeah. Did you miss that one intentionally?
01:02:08Wait, did I actually? Yeah. Oh no. But he showed up a little bit late and it was the only reason
01:02:13I noticed it was the only one that was a piston Jersey. No, it was a picture of you in a business
01:02:23Jersey. He, he like came in at the end. Oh yeah. He has the blue marker. I don't sign with the blue
01:02:28marker. You don't sign with the blue marker. You didn't see him, but I just saw it and I was like,
01:02:32that's funny if he was just not going to sign pistons. I signed another piston. Yeah. You did
01:02:36sign everything. I was out of another reason why I can't dunk. No, I was, I was up. I was,
01:02:40I was in bed watching, watching videos last night and I came across your return to against the
01:02:46Clippers as the pistons. Oh yeah. What a game. Oh, thanks man. Yeah. Thanks Hank. Good job.
01:02:54Inspirational stuff. Clipper for life. Oh, we do have big Josh Allen news breaking today. Oh yeah.
01:02:58The other Josh Allen changed his name. Yeah. So he's no longer Josh Allen. He's Joshua. He's
01:03:03Joshua Heinz Allen. Whoa. So you made another man. There was an alpha move on your, yeah. On
01:03:07the Jaguars. You beat him out. Yeah. You don't watch any football. By the way, by the way,
01:03:12congrats man. You literally made a guy change it. You're so good. You made a guy change. Yeah. Yeah.
01:03:19He knows like a, uh, you know, some guys get to a new team and they want the Jersey. So they pay
01:03:23the money for the Jersey. He was trying to pay me for my name, but I just, I wouldn't take it.
01:03:26Yeah. That was their first smart. Well, Blake, you made Brooks change his name. Yeah. That's
01:03:31true. Yeah. Blake. Yeah. Uh, who was the last, last year's Blake of the year portals. It's
01:03:36coming up next week. No, Brooks never would. And I think we're going to do a phone call again.
01:03:41And Brooks has the British open. He just gets screwed every year. That might be good then.
01:03:48Cause if we, depending on what time of day that might be in the afternoon,
01:03:52or do you like just drop the, no, he's getting, he actually is getting like each year you can
01:03:56see the progression of it eating away at him. He's like, I'm, I have, what does it take to
01:04:00be a Blake? Um, it's just really just the vibes. I feel like, I feel like I would have answered
01:04:06that. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. You go Blake. We told it was like, it feels like
01:04:12what does it take to be a Blake? That's a great question. I think just the vibe.
01:04:15That's a good question. All right. So what does it take to be a Blake? I Dan will answer
01:04:18a good question. Yeah. That's a great answer. All right. What does it take to be a Blake?
01:04:21I just said it. Oh, I mean just, uh, you got to do a lot of good, good work in the community.
01:04:27Yep. Facts. Uh, you, you have to make somebody change their name. By the way, you're right.
01:04:32You're close. You're close. And then, I don't know, man, third, I guess.
01:04:37I think that's probably our perspective. It's, it's, uh, being insanely good at something,
01:04:44professional sport, but still being a regular guy like Blake and Brooks and Blake Bortles all
01:04:51reached the top of their profession and they were just the same guy. Just a couple of regulars.
01:04:56Yeah. So it's pretty cool. It's a, it's a compliment to be a Blake. Yeah. Yeah. There've
01:05:00been people that are, they're, they're asking me if, if my dog is going to be in Blake and I'm,
01:05:04I'm formally announcing my dog, Blake will not be in Blake of the year this year. I think he's
01:05:08eligible for a comeback Blake of the year. Yeah, he might be. He had double elbow surgery, but I,
01:05:12I think you gotta, you gotta, you gotta earn that. I'm not laughing at that. Oh yeah. I mean,
01:05:17it's funny to say what a dog is. I love dogs. I love dogs. He's good. That's the hardest I've
01:05:26ever seen you laugh. We were hanging in that Sarah McLaughlin commercial came on. He just died
01:05:31laughing. If there's one thing I say, yeah. How many dogs do you have? Dog on three. One, two,
01:05:40three. Dober. Yep. That felt like a sympathy, like a pity. Yeah. I don't know. I just felt
01:05:47like that's what you're going with. Do you have any dogs? Josh? Oh, it's hard to tell who he's
01:05:52looking at. Josh. I'm talking to Josh, but you're looking over here. Do you have any dogs talking to
01:05:56me? Josh? Do you have any? Um, I do not know right now. Oh, so you don't really love dogs. Yeah. I
01:06:00do love dogs. Yeah. Wait, do you have any dogs? Yeah. Got a cream golden retriever. Oh, you really
01:06:05love dogs. What's his name? Her name. Oh, that's same. Retriever gold. We're talking about bad
01:06:13work in the community. I mean, her name gold retrievers are guys. Honey, honey. What's her
01:06:18name? Honey, honey. Beautiful dog. Okay. Are you going to get a dog, Josh? You're just planning on
01:06:24it. Planning on it. Okay. I like that. Adopt or are you going to shop? You're getting grilled.
01:06:29Adopt, adopt, adopt. Definitely adopt. Don't think about when you adopt a dog is their elbows are
01:06:34great. They're fantastic elbows. Yeah. Yeah. Probably some of the best elbows out there.
01:06:39Um, we're the same legs, the same like front leg and back leg or they staggered both his front.
01:06:43So in the back they got knees and in the front they got elbows. Really? Yeah. So he had like
01:06:47double Tommy John. So he's going to come back thrown harder than ever. Smart. Yeah.
01:06:55Walking around. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's a beast. Uh, what do you guys say to, oftentimes we get some
01:07:00criticism on this podcast, uh, that we glaze you guys a little too much. What do we say to that?
01:07:07It's kind of bullshit because we love you guys, but the haters are always like, Oh, you're going
01:07:11to glaze your boys. You're just going to say they're awesome. I'll tell you what I'm a sucker
01:07:15for glazed donut. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, glazed doughnuts. It's pretty much it. Right? Yeah. I
01:07:22think that encompasses the whole glaze. We need something to come back at them though. No, I know
01:07:27we don't. That's a good one. Why can't you boost your boys up though? Why can't you boost your
01:07:32boys up? It's crazy. You know what? Next time that happens, I'll, I'll tweet something. All
01:07:36right. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. We did the glazing accusations were an all time high last year.
01:07:40Yeah. They're all time high. Yeah. And I feel like it's backwards when you talk about glazing.
01:07:43Cause you know, glazing, you can understand what that means. No, but when you're glazing somebody,
01:07:49yeah. Explain it to us. Ejaculating. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. They're saying we're coming.
01:07:56But in reality we, it would make more sense if we were the ones getting glazed.
01:08:00If all we're doing is talking good about you guys. Put on some nice like librarian glasses. Yeah.
01:08:05Then we're, we're getting glazed by you guys. So actually they've got it wrong.
01:08:09Now they seem like the dumb ones seem great. Reverse glazers.
01:08:16All right. I'll ask an easier question. Um, Josh, you very much want to win a Superbowl
01:08:22with the bills. Bring the bills. Superbowl, uh, would be incredible. Have you thought,
01:08:27this is a new move. Have you thought about retiring and then the bills will win a Superbowl
01:08:32because that's kind of a thing that's going around. If you retire the team, you're last on
01:08:36wins. Sometimes you got to make a sacrifice of you. You're going to answer, but if that's what
01:08:39it took, I would do it. Oh wow. That's huge for the bills. If I could, can I guarantee it? Cause
01:08:44that's what Blake did. He guaranteed it. Yeah, I would do it. He's he's like, I'm going to do this.
01:08:52I love how you said a minute. We're going to ease your question. You just shit on me. That's an old
01:08:57trick of the trade to the pit last year. Yeah. Respect the pit. I love it. Feed the pit. So
01:09:03what's going on with the pit? Can you give like a background story to the uninitiated? So the pit
01:09:08was the, the hole that our new stadium is being built on. So they, and people were trying to get
01:09:14some sneak peeks and every game day, someone got a little too intoxicated, fell into the pit. So
01:09:21we started going on a little win streak when the first person that fell in the pit. So every game,
01:09:24someone miraculously fell into the pit. This off season, I went down to the pit and sacrificed
01:09:29myself. You know what? That's by the way, it works for the community. Yes. That's the community.
01:09:35Yes. I think you actually mean that though. When you say that, if you would, if it was guaranteed,
01:09:40you would retire to bring the bill to super bowl. Yeah. I feel like I would have a part. Yeah. You'd
01:09:45go there. I played or not. Right. You'd be in the that's Blake feels the same way. I mean,
01:09:51they were like, no, come back. And I was like, no guys, I want you guys to win.
01:09:55It's the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Did you think that it was a little bit of stolen
01:09:59valor that Hank celebrated? Like he had won the championship on Joe? No, that's just Boston,
01:10:04man. You grew up in Boston. Not that I grew up there. You die hard Boston fan after being there
01:10:09for a year. I know. Uh, they take their sports seriously. That's where there's some of the,
01:10:14they're probably the best fans in basketball. Wow. That's a slap in the Clippers fans face.
01:10:19I mean, they're the most loyal. Yeah, that's true. Through some dark times. Yeah, that's true.
01:10:24Um, definitely the most loyal, but Boston fans, man, can't say enough about him. So no,
01:10:29I don't think it was stolen. Valor Hank got your bag, dude. Yeah. He did look awesome out there.
01:10:33I disagree. Yeah. Well, it was really, really, you think it was stolen? Valor.
01:10:40Go off Josh. He's glazing. Yeah. He's part of the Missoula family. He's getting reverse glazed.
01:10:45I was laid on a little thick by Hank. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think about the fact that
01:10:49Hank went to try to take a picture with Kristaps Porzingis and it was actually, uh, Sam Hauser?
01:10:55Joey Hauser. Sam Hauser's brother. Yeah. I mean, honestly, it's better than
01:11:02one of the other guys on the team. If you could confuse two other guys, I don't know. Let's say,
01:11:10I'm actually, it's fine, but they do look alike. You thought you were taking a picture with Sam
01:11:14and you took one with Joey. No, he thought he was taking a picture with Kristaps and he went
01:11:17up to Joey. That's tough. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Shout out Joey Hauser and Sam. It's a good point
01:11:24by Blake though. If you went up to like Jalen and you're like, Jason, let me get a picture with you.
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01:12:26That'll be bad. Yeah. That's why I brought it up. That would have been real bad. Great synopsis.
01:12:32Yeah. Awesome. Way to come to that conclusion. Josh, last time we had Blake on, we played a
01:12:37really fun game where we found out that he played with, what was it? Six Williams? Yeah. A lot of
01:12:44Williams. Williams. So I did a little research. What is the last name you think you've played
01:12:49with the most in the NFL? This is our favorite game. Blake loves it. He actually asked me to
01:12:55do this again. This is great. What do you think? It's a pretty common last name.
01:13:06Brown? No. Johnson. Johnson. Can you name all the Johnsons? Oh shit. Yeah. Johnson. Johnson. Yeah.
01:13:14How many Johnsons have you played with? Good question. Who are you looking at? Both of you
01:13:21because I have the amount of Johnsons you've played with. How many is it? It is, uh, six
01:13:27Johnsons. Can you name them? You, Blake, you played with five Johnson's. Five Johnson's plus
01:13:32one. Yeah. Okay. So can you name all your Johnson's? I got it. I got one for sure.
01:13:38Ty Johnson. Okay. Um, that translates to cock race. Leaving off a teammate. I'm going to do it.
01:13:46Yeah. Um, but they, you know, there's a 53 man roster. It's just hard sometimes. Dante. Kevin.
01:13:56Daryl. Yep. Daryl Johnson. Jaquan. Jaquan Johnson. And Duke. Johnson. What about you,
01:14:04Blake? Can you name yours? Tyler Johnson. Joe Johnson. That, that technically counts if they're
01:14:10on like training camp roster, right? No, you actually are 0 for 2. Tyler. I played with
01:14:15Tyler Johnson. I think maybe you have six. It's training camp. I'm going to give you bonus points.
01:14:18James Bryce. Don't let Alize. Alize. I knew that Wesley and Stanley. Yeah. I mean, I was going to
01:14:27get there. How many Johnson's have you guys played with one? Yeah. Yeah. This one name. I don't,
01:14:36it works very good. You also played with four Williams. Blake has played with six.
01:14:43Mm. Daryl Williams. Yup. Is there any jealousy on that? Yup. Dorian Williams.
01:14:47Yup. Um, there's actually a repeat first name from, uh, Johnson and Williams.
01:14:54It's just, it's a basketball. Yup. Williams. Yup. This is the best podcasting we do.
01:15:02Do you know if he's offense or defense? I don't. What is this? How many is he at three? He's at
01:15:07three and there's four. Yeah. There's one more. One more. You got this dude. Come on. Hey,
01:15:12Antonio Williams. Yes. All right. And that wraps up our segment. Uh, fun with last names. Yeah,
01:15:19that was good. Right. Was that fun? It was great. Thanks. Really cool. Yeah. Really cool. We've
01:15:24played with a lot of Johnson. That's what, yeah, we sure have. That's why we come on this podcast,
01:15:28man. Uh, Josh, you got, you got a dirty mind. Uh, last year, last year, some would say that you
01:15:36curse the Buffalo bills when you deez nuts us. That's what I, I was very hesitant on the Johnson
01:15:41question because of the reasons. Yeah. Did you see him get us? I did see it. I saw it. Room 40.
01:15:47Yeah. It was juvenile. Kind of took off. Yeah. They made a room in wing nuts called room 40.
01:15:53You were talking about some wing place, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was good stuff. Good times.
01:15:58You got us good. I sat down and I looked at you guys like they're going to try to get me.
01:16:02So I've been locked in. We're idiots. Yeah. Uh, Blake, what, what's your,
01:16:08are you have a podcast coming out? No. What? Like with you guys? Yeah. Just this episode.
01:16:14Probably. Do you have a show coming out? Yeah. What's next for Blake Griffin? We got some stuff
01:16:19in the works. Fuck yes. Me and the hot to a girl. Yeah. Not together separately. Yeah. Both have
01:16:25things in the works. Um, it sounded like you guys are working on something. Um, yeah, I got
01:16:31some stuff. I, nothing I can say right now. Can we get a cameo? Yeah. Do you want? Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:37Yeah. I got you. We've been asking. Done. Word is bomb. So yeah, there it is. I mean,
01:16:42Jimmy Tatro our good friend, uh, come on two of you. Yeah. Just released his new movie. And, uh,
01:16:48we asked if he could give us a cameo and he's, he was like, yeah, for sure. And then the movie
01:16:53came out and there was like a major storyline about podcasters and we just didn't get a cameo.
01:16:59It was like the most easy way for us. It was like, damn. Yeah. So we're in search of the
01:17:05cameo. Maybe the sequel. He'll get you in there. Yeah. Yeah. Is it fun not having a job? Uh, yeah,
01:17:10it's, yeah, it's pretty, pretty cool. It seems awesome. Pretty cool. I mean, and honestly it
01:17:13was a job, so I had to sacrifice myself for Celtics to win. It does feel like I did just
01:17:18finish the season. It's been pretty cool. The last like three or four weeks. Yeah. You take
01:17:22a few weeks off to recover. Yeah. Just victory lap right now. Yeah. Do you get bored at any time?
01:17:28Not really. No, there's plenty of stuff to do in the world. All right. That's good. Yeah. What's
01:17:32your favorite thing to do? Uh, golf. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Uh, not to keep rehashing this,
01:17:40but work in the community and work in the community. Great work. Yeah. Yeah. That's
01:17:46honestly it. That's it. Is it weird that you are an SEC school now? It is. Um, yeah, I'm,
01:17:52yeah, it's going to be weird. A little worried. It just means more though, right? That's what
01:17:56they say. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's what they say. Nice. It does mean more. It does mean more.
01:18:01Yeah. It is weird though. It is weird. It's going to be weird, but it's going to be pretty
01:18:04sweet going to like, you know, LSU and Alabama, every, every, every school. Those are going to
01:18:10be fun. It also, it takes away some of the rivalries though, like you in Oklahoma state.
01:18:15Yeah. But you still have Texas, which is like the big, you know, still have the big Texas game.
01:18:20Yeah. Horns down. There you go. Automatic. We can do that. We can blur this out. I don't know
01:18:24if you can put this on YouTube. Yeah, we can do it. Horns down. Horns down. Demonetize. Horns down.
01:18:31If Wyoming had played in the SEC. Yep. Sorry. I didn't mean that. What would have happened? Um,
01:18:39you guys would have won a couple of games. Yeah. You played some big boys in your junior Oregon.
01:18:45Yeah. Nebraska. Yeah. That was got wax versus Oregon and Nebraska. Yeah. Beat Boise state though.
01:18:49Yep. They were 13th in the nation. Yep. On the blue turf. No at home. Okay. On the yellow turf,
01:18:55on the piss yellow turf. Yeah. I mean, going back and watching the bowl game. Yeah. It was us
01:19:04versus central Michigan on the blue turf. Yeah. It's like the worst visual. Yeah. It's awful.
01:19:09Yeah. It's awful. Josh played college football. You just said it. Yeah.
01:19:14Come on, dude. Montana state. Come on, man. You don't know how far we go back.
01:19:23I do like football. Sorry. I didn't know. There's a, the only Josh Allen I mess with
01:19:28is this Josh Allen. Only one in the game. Two time Blake of the year. Yes. Three. Three. He's
01:19:34three times. He's going for four next week. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yes. That's a big time. We'll
01:19:39have a new contest Josh Allen of the year. You're the only one in the NFL. That's true.
01:19:44Better fucking win. Yeah. Yeah. Josh Allen win the big one. We'll find out.
01:19:49Boy, Joshua wishes he kept his name the same, doesn't he? All right. I got a couple of last
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01:20:51How long are you guys off, off the, uh, tee? How long? Oh, Oh. Um, I mean, if it goes straight,
01:20:59I could hit it 300. Nice. Doesn't go straight often, but I'll just straight. I could probably
01:21:04like 300 maybe a little further. Yeah. Yeah. I was hoping you went 301 real one. Yes. They
01:21:16got a long drive hole out here that they're, they're tracking everybody. You win something.
01:21:19If you get the longest drive, they said Travis Kelsey last year, hit it 360 yards. Holy shit.
01:21:24Oh yeah. Elevation. And he's strong. He's so strong. He's strong. He is so strong. Strong boy.
01:21:33Yeah. Strong boy. I don't want to sound disrespectful, but Blake, I feel like you
01:21:35should be able to hit the ball further than 300 yards. It's like, I mean, I'm yeah. Listen,
01:21:39I'm going to try my hardest, but who knows? Have a little faith in yourself. Blake,
01:21:44are you going to work for JJ Redick and the Lakers? Yeah, I actually do. Can I make an
01:21:48announcement? Yeah. Uh, happy for JJ. Oh, okay. Had you not said that publicly yet?
01:21:56I don't think so. Okay. All right. That's good. I said it to some people and I said it to him.
01:22:00Yeah. It is crazy that he's the coach of the Lakers. Yeah. It's pretty awesome. I mean, if,
01:22:04if he's as equipped to do that as anyone. Yeah. Um, so yeah, I'm excited for him. Yeah. But no,
01:22:11I'm not going to coaching. Also happy for JJ. Okay. Nice. That's two big announcements.
01:22:16Wait, what? You're not, you don't like JJ Redick? Max doesn't like JJ Redick. Max,
01:22:21you have a question for the guys? You said you did. Okay. No Philly based questions. Yeah. Go
01:22:26ahead. Oh, wow. He's got, he said, do you both play different sports? That really confused
01:22:33this whole conversation is I think I could just, can I just throw one out? Do you enjoy playing
01:22:39in Philly? Cause that you didn't have one. So that stings worse. Here's his question to tell
01:22:47you that your question stunk. I don't have a question. I think his question was actually,
01:22:52you guys play two different sports. Yeah. Oh yeah. What's that like?
01:22:58Do you guys like sports even though you play different ones? How does it work? You guys
01:23:02play two different sports. Oh, Blake, I did have a question for you though. Cause Joe
01:23:05Missoula said that he would send you a ring. He actually did say that. Did he? Yeah. Is this
01:23:10mid season or I think after they won, right? Oh yeah. I, I, I greatly appreciate that sentiment,
01:23:19but I'm truly so happy for those guys and uh, you know, they deserved it. And again,
01:23:25I did my part, but I don't want the ring. You know what I mean? Like I, yeah, yes. Was I a
01:23:29huge part of the team? Yes. Could they have done it with, with me? No. So, you know, I think that,
01:23:38that equals no ring. Yeah. Maybe it's tribute video. That'd be nice. Yeah. Oh yes. Yeah. Hey,
01:23:43wait, have you watched the, uh, Clippers show? I did not watch it. No, that's gotta be weird.
01:23:48Having a show that someone, an actor's playing life. Everybody asked me if I watched it and I,
01:23:53my, what I want, what I want to say is like, I lived it, but that sounds weird.
01:23:58Oh, that's cool to say. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't watch it. I lived it. There's a show about
01:24:03just sound like kind of bad-ass when you say it that way, but there's a show about Donald
01:24:07Sterling that was showtime. Uh, it's FX, FX clips. So yeah. So there's a guy playing Blake
01:24:13Griffin. Dude, that's sick. Once you see the guy, you're gonna be like, oh, that's not sick.
01:24:23You didn't work with this actor to show him how to be more Blake. I didn't. I think he,
01:24:26he sent in like a, probably like a submission tape and they were like,
01:24:30oh, you just dye his hair. Right? That was it. Can you read any lines? Like shoot? I don't,
01:24:36I haven't watched it. Oh yeah. You haven't watched it. Okay. I've just seen a bunch of like,
01:24:39I'm not watching it because you're not watching it. We're not going to watch it. Okay. Smart.
01:24:45This is a, is this real? Is this a real picture right here? Is that supposed to be Chris Paul?
01:24:56I would expected these guys would have met with you so that they could be like, Hey, which,
01:24:59which fire alarm did you pull when the rockets were trying to fight you? Oh yeah. I pulled,
01:25:03yeah, I pulled all of them. Yeah. Call the police. Oh, all right. Well, we love both of you
01:25:10guys. Sorry for glazing so much, but that's why I like to be sincere for a second. The best part
01:25:17about this podcast is like becoming real friends with some of the guys who had on both of you are
01:25:20definitely in that category. So, uh, we want Josh to keep winning football games. You want Blake to
01:25:28keep not getting bored? Uh, forget about me. Do not forget about Blake Griffin. Actually,
01:25:35it'd be nice. Okay. Here's an idea that popped my head when they do the Mike,
01:25:39my cause, my cleats, maybe it's just Blake Griffin on your cleats.
01:25:45Did he die? I just felt like people should talk about him more. Don't forget about him.
01:25:52You got to do that. I'm sick. Like
01:25:58throw out some stats upwards of 450 million Americans. Forget about Blake.
01:26:06And the best I'm walking out. I would be great for the community.
01:26:11That would be great for the community. Yeah. Great for my community. Thanks in advance.
01:26:15All right. I got you. I got you. Well, thank you boys. Good luck this week. Thank you. Everyone
01:26:20watch route for Blake and Josh. Is there a, is there a show Blake and Josh? I could change one.
01:26:28Well, no, no, you can't. We're a week away. We're a week away from Blake of the year.
01:26:35And also you, yeah, I mean, I have to, I mean, I changed it back before the next one,
01:26:39but also it's about being a Blake is about it's in here. Yeah, that's right. That's right in here.
01:26:43We can do podcasts. I want to rival you guys do Blake and Josh. Nothing would make me happier.
01:26:48Bring it on our coaching tree. Yeah. I mean, JJ, look at our coaching tree. One of them is a coach
01:26:56of the Lakers. Yeah. He has shown us that if anything, we should be coaching the NBA as
01:27:02podcasters. He, I mean, he went from a podcast to coaching the NBA. Oh, we got it. Yeah. No,
01:27:08Josh didn't. We play different sports. So it's impossible though.
01:27:15All right. All right. Serious quick. Which one of your balls is better football or basketball?
01:27:19Oh, good question. What ball is better? Yeah. Which balls? I think football is obviously a
01:27:26better, and I think for basketball, football is probably also better. But if you had to take
01:27:30one ball for the rest of your life, imagine Duncan right back in the day. Um, you're
01:27:37on a desert island. Here's the thing about basketball is like, you know, you can dribble it,
01:27:41but like, if you don't have a hoop, then at least you can play catch with a football.
01:27:46So you're, you're saying football. Imagine throwing some lobs full court with the football.
01:27:51Oh yeah. Can't dribble football though. You can't. Yeah. If you're not like the right angle.
01:27:56Yeah. You do that. You do the little quarterback spin. You think it looks cool. Yeah. And then
01:28:00you spin it in your hand. Yeah. So cool. So God, this guy's how cool does it feel to just go like
01:28:04this on your shoulder pads, Josh. It's very relaxing. Yeah. That's my favorite. I'd sometimes
01:28:08do that just in polo shirts, just sitting around like this. That is nice. We had life vests on
01:28:12yesterday and we were just going like this. I like a backup boarding. Sick. No big deal. We
01:28:17know how to wake board now. Nice. Yeah. Um, all right. Thank you boys. Thank you. Crush it this
01:28:22week. Blake can just win it. Like if you guys, if you guys go one, two, um, I don't know if you win
01:28:31anything. They do a lot of for charity. I think there's, there's cash. Yeah. Um, if you go one,
01:28:37two, like a two, two main competition, we can get in Mike and Andy one last year too. So,
01:28:41okay. Oh, what is that? Like a, Oh, like we just during the tournament, two guys can, Oh wow.
01:28:48All right. Maybe teamed up. I don't know much about this tournament. Yeah. You'll learn,
01:28:53you know, Mike and Andy, right? No, I'm not falling for this. He's fun. He's trying to get us.
01:28:57Wait, wait, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. Who's Mike and Andy?
01:29:08Don't patronize me. I feel like there is a Mike and Andy. Yeah. Mike and Andy. We don't know who
01:29:15they are. Who's Mike. Who's Mike and Andy. Mike and Andy. Who Mike and Andy and cut. Okay. All
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01:30:20awesome week with fire fest f i r e of the week because we're going to be in the chill mindset
01:30:28first before we do that. Hank, how do you think about Rushmore went? I thought it didn't go as
01:30:32bad as you guys are making me think like it did. I think we'll let the poll decide for itself. True.
01:30:39But I feel okay. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was very funny. It was funny. Didn't really have a lot of
01:30:43prep time. We only had a couple hours. Also, I think my prep time was two minutes in my head.
01:30:52It's sandwiches. Yeah, you guys are eaters. I'm not. I came up with the idea. Oh, yeah. You're
01:30:58the one who came up. Oh, shit. Hank also eats his sandwiches sideways like a harmonica. I thought it
01:31:04went. I thought it went great. Yeah, I think so, too. It's been fun hanging out this week. I've
01:31:09heard I've had a great time. I know you guys think I'm bad vibes. No, I don't think you're
01:31:13bad vibes. I think you have things that make the vibes turn bad sometimes. Your face.
01:31:21Yeah, when you do your facial expressions, they could can sometimes turn bad. All right. Fire
01:31:27Fest of the week, Hank. Yeah, mine's kind of just like a fire fest of the month. I kind of,
01:31:32you know, I've been doing a lot of reflecting and just like I realized that the Brady Day was
01:31:37June 12th. It's basically July 12th. The last month has been one of the craziest of my life
01:31:42and just seeing all the AWLs out at all these events, whether it was Brady Night, the Celtics
01:31:47Parade all week here. It just is very surreal. And I know we kind of get used to it because it
01:31:53just happens all the time. But it's like sometimes when I'm in my hotel or just sitting at my house,
01:31:58I'm just like this. I'm like LeBron. I can't believe this is my life. Big time. So my fire
01:32:04fest is just just the AWLs and the community that this podcast has brought. And it's just
01:32:09it's insane. Yeah. Think about how far you've come in just like the last year and a half,
01:32:13two years. Everywhere you go, people just yell random numbers at you for the lottery ball machine.
01:32:18And now they're just team Hank. Yeah, it's great. People people are supportive of the haircut.
01:32:22They're just it's just it's it's AWLs are the best. That's my fire. We really got to get people
01:32:27yelling random numbers at Max. Yeah, that's because he's Max gets the two sodas, which
01:32:32we've seen. That's true. That makes me laugh pretty hard every time. Yeah. Makes me laugh
01:32:36every time. Where are the two sodas? Where was that? Was that here? Yeah. A guy brought two
01:32:41sodas in for me. Yeah. Yeah. OK. Yeah. It happens every time I go to a bar and they think it's like
01:32:49the most unique, funny thing ever. It is. It's fun. It does make everyone around me laugh. Yeah.
01:32:53Makes me laugh every time. Memes. Are you getting recognized now? Come on. Memes doesn't go out,
01:32:59though, either. Yeah. No, I'm saying out here. No one said, hey, memes. I wonder if Pug memes.
01:33:04We have been around, you know, with with celebrities, even like because even like when
01:33:08we're walking around, we're, you know, with Kyle, you check. He's a 49er. We're in the Bay Area.
01:33:13Everyone's yelling at him. But like, there's also a ton of people yelling. It's the area. Jason
01:33:18Bay Area. That's closer than Hank usually gets with his job. There's a lot of there's a lot of
01:33:23there's a lot of 49er fans here. Yes, that's fair. We're on the West Coast. He has a ton of fans
01:33:28here. Yeah. But there's also a ton of people yelling at PFT and myself. And that's always
01:33:32in those moments when we're with actual celebrities and actual athletes where I'm
01:33:36just like, I can't believe the same thing as the parade when it's like I'm on the boat with,
01:33:39you know, the head coach of Celtics and I have people yelling at me like that.
01:33:42Bro thinks he's on the team. That's the type of stuff that just, you know,
01:33:45blows my mind still to this day. We were talking about it at dinner last night.
01:33:48Like, we have to compartmentalize it because we have to do our job and have fun and bust balls.
01:33:53But like the growth of this show, we go out to the driving range and like a bunch of these guys
01:34:00who like we've been looking up to for all this time, like come up to us or like they know who
01:34:04we are. It's like, oh, fuck. Coletti. Yeah. Stephen Coletti. Coletti. Who's listening right
01:34:09now. Sorry, Stephen. Sorry, Stephen. Jesus Christ, dude. Miles Teller and I talked about
01:34:14the sphere for like 20 minutes on Wednesday. It was like it was just the most casual conversation.
01:34:18You are close to the sphere. Can you can you feel it? I really want to go right now. Yeah,
01:34:23the spheres in the Bay Area. I really want to go right now. There is a bay over there.
01:34:27That's not a bay. It's a lake. It's a lake. All right. I was trying to call Lake Tahoe.
01:34:32It's a hidden gem. One of the hidden gems. Lake of the year. We got to get Miles Teller
01:34:36back on the show, though. That guy rocks. Absolutely rocks. It's also very funny watching
01:34:41all these super famous athletes, movie stars, comedians. Golf is like the ultimate equalizer
01:34:48that the most confident people in the world. You go up to the driver and you're like,
01:34:52how are you doing? They're like, I fucking suck. I've asked. I think you're going to make a run
01:34:56there. I'll just go. No. Yeah. Right. Right. So it's like you see the weakness of like the golf
01:35:01brings everyone to their knees. I think the one guy that that actually might have a chance that
01:35:05we got to meet is Derek Carr. Yeah. Derek Carr might have a chance this weekend. I was walking
01:35:09around the driving range and I wasn't up close enough to see who everyone was yet. And I saw
01:35:15something happen. I was like, oh, my God, that guy almost got killed by that other guy. It was about
01:35:20a half inch away from a devastating head injury that would have just like probably killed the guy.
01:35:25Then I get closer and I'm like, oh, my God, that guy that almost got killed. That's John Elway.
01:35:30John Elway almost died on this driving range. Then I get a little bit closer. I'm like, holy shit,
01:35:35that was Derek Carr. Derek Carr almost killed. Derek Carr came about half an inch away from
01:35:40killing John Elway today, which would have been the craziest sports story ever. That would have
01:35:44been nuts. Also given Derek Carr like a little bit of bad boy street cred. Yeah. And the Raiders
01:35:48would probably welcome him back. Yeah. We also saw that one golf cart crash that rocked. Yeah,
01:35:54that was fun. Yeah. Old guys crashing golf carts is very fun. It was an old guy on the back of a
01:36:00golf cart getting rear ended by another golf cart. It was just cool to watch. It was like I know that
01:36:06everyone was OK. It was cool to watch. Yeah. Yeah. All right. PFT. My fire fest F.I.R.E.
01:36:14Fest of the week. I mean, I echo everything that Hank said. It's been very cool out here,
01:36:18but I would say my baby's coming home. My baby's coming home when I get back. Wow.
01:36:24Yeah. The El Camino. Oh, yeah. Nice. It's it should be fixed. Holy fix. We had we had a
01:36:32slight hiccup last week. So F.I.R.E. Yeah. No, it's it's the hiccup is over. I think we're post
01:36:39hiccup. When I was I dropped it off before a vacation and the guy was like, I'm going to give
01:36:44you call back tomorrow. Give you the full quote. Everything that needs to happen to it. I didn't
01:36:49hear from him for a long time and I was coming back from vacation. I still hadn't heard from
01:36:55this guy. And I called, left a message. No return call. Called again, left a message. No return
01:37:01call. I thought there was an outside chance that this guy just straight up stole my El Camino
01:37:07and I would never hear from him again. In which case, tip of the cap to that guy. Yeah. Runs a
01:37:11pretty good racket. Yeah. But then he called me back a couple of days ago, gave me the breakdown
01:37:15and everything. I think we're back in business. I think starting next week, I think it's going to
01:37:19be it's going to be an awesome August. I'm going to be cruising that bad boy everywhere. Speaker's
01:37:24working great on it. Tested those out. I just can't wait. I can't. I did get a seatbelt installed,
01:37:29which might be a beta move on my part. I just don't want to I don't want to die if I get into
01:37:33an accident. No, I think that's probably also like if you ever get pulled over, you probably want a
01:37:38seatbelt. Yeah, it's legally mandated in the state of Illinois. But I am I'm very much looking
01:37:43forward to pulling up to a lot of places that are too classy for an El Camino in an El Camino.
01:37:48Hell yes. I just want to get I want to get kicked out of somewhere, pulling up with just revving
01:37:52that engine. Oh, it's sweet. That rock. Nothing bad's ever going to happen to it. That rock ever
01:37:57again. OK, my fire fest. I just have had a great time hanging with the boys. We just had like
01:38:04playing Frisbee golf was awesome. We got to do that more dinners. We did a team dinner in our
01:38:12suite on Tuesday night. Grilled and chilled. Grilled and chilled. We went out to dinner at
01:38:18like maybe the best vibes ever bar that had live music that was just as chill as possible. Just
01:38:24hanging with Hank PFT and I spent some time in the hot tub last night. We almost got in the hot
01:38:30tub where the jets weren't working and we then realized it would just be the three of us sitting
01:38:33in a bathtub together. Also, the other one also chill. Yeah, but it was I don't know. It's just
01:38:37fun being on the road with the boys. Yeah, it is. And we fired Greg Berhalter. And we fired Greg
01:38:42Berhalter. And Hank has not had bad vibes except for that one time. There have been fewer bad
01:38:49vibes than usual. Yeah, he's been very good vibes. Today, Hank was like, I don't know what got into
01:38:55him today. Maybe he got a lot of sleep, but he was like intern Hank. He was running around grabbing
01:39:01food, grabbing waters. What do you need? What is this? Trying to be an asset. Yeah, it was
01:39:06incredible. I think it's just being on a golf course. Yeah, it brings the best out of them.
01:39:10That was one funny story was this. This is a misconception. You don't even know what the
01:39:17story is yet. I do. What do you what do you think the story is? Do you want to do you want to tell
01:39:22it? Yeah. So Blake Griffin, we're me and PFT. The plan was we shot PFT with like was with use check,
01:39:30you know, shooting a video. I was shooting the video too. I also got to, you know, run it back
01:39:34on the on the camera. You said that after you're like, I still got it back on the sticks.
01:39:37Yeah. Meme set opposite. Oh, no. I don't got it. I did hear that Hank had to ask me all the time.
01:39:46Like, how do I turn this off? Oh, no, no, no, no. I just was it took me a minute to get used to the
01:39:51learning experience. Oh, he had to relearn. So not like riding a bike. Well, no, they just have
01:39:56a different way that they shoot golf videos. And I was just I it took me a whole it took me one
01:40:02hole to figure it out. Okay, but I figured it out. Okay, it's good to be on the sticks. And then
01:40:07PFT. I mean, Big Cat and Blake, we're also going to do the same thing. And it's going to be one
01:40:11video. Blake was showing up late. We didn't know if we're going to be able to get out there. And I
01:40:15said, maybe, you know, the once the afternoon round ends, they'll let us all go out. And we can
01:40:23go play. I meant you guys. Yeah, you said we I said we Yeah, we're a collective. It's us. This
01:40:30brand of this podcast. We is we is us. Hank's also been talking because we're going to do this
01:40:35every year now. And again, thank you to American Century Championship. They've been incredible hosts
01:40:40in Edgewood, especially they've just been awesome. But Hank's already like planned out how many times
01:40:45you can play this course. He's like, we're gonna play it Monday. We're gonna play Tuesday. Yeah,
01:40:50he did try to sneak in a tee time yesterday. You did? No, no, he at the he employed. Yeah,
01:40:55that was Yeah, we're gonna play this course next year. It's sick.
01:40:59I mean, it's Yeah, it's as I like to play golf. When you're walking around a golf course. You
01:41:02can't help but think like, what if I was playing? Yeah. Also, the the tournament's gonna be on NBC
01:41:07and Peacock all weekend. So watch it because it's I'm gonna watch it. It's like all these guys are
01:41:14competing. They're all the most competitive guys in the world. And the setting is insane.
01:41:18The vibe of the 17th hole is all time. It's on the water. There's people that are on boats,
01:41:23screaming, throwing footballs at people. It's par three. Yeah, the hole is Bay Area.
01:41:29It's right on the bay. Yeah, it is. It's literally Bay Area. All right. Good week,
01:41:33boys. Let's kick it back to ourselves. We got a lottery ball. Okay, let's wrap up the week.
01:41:39Numbers 86 20 19 three. Max, you ever gonna get this? Nope. 21.
01:41:50This would suck if it was 56. Max, you just had 56. Two seconds ago.
01:41:56Doesn't matter. I'm never gonna get it. Oh, I don't like he's doing reverse psychology.
01:42:00He's learned. Yeah. 42 Jackie Robinson.
01:42:08Love you guys. She made that a must win it Max.