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  • 7/12/2024
Tape distributor: Columbia TriStar Home Video [Franklin/Waterman Productions]
Contains an edited down blooper reel (the full version can be seen on DVD and Blu-ray) at the end as a bonus.
Fuck Stuart Little. All my homies hate Stuart Little.
Memes aside, this movie is pretty good. The sequel was better though.
Opening:
1. Columbia TriStar Home Video logo
2. Now Available on Home Video bumper
3. Annie (1982) trailer
4. Madeline trailer
5. Little Women (1994) trailer
6. Matilda (1996) trailer
7. Jumanji trailer
8. The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland trailer
9. Coming Soon to Home Video bumper
10. The Trumpet of the Swan trailer
11. Thomas and the Magic Railroad trailer (Why does the announcer sound oddly familiar in this?)
12. smileworks.com promo
13. Stuart Little website promo
14. RadioShack exclusive Stuart Little Roadster RV commercial
15. Stay tuned bumper
16. FBI Warning screen
17. Surround Sound logo
18. "This film has been modified" disclaimer
19. Columbia Pictures logo
20. First few seconds of the movie
Closing:
1. Last few seconds of the end credits
2. Blooper reel
NOT FOR KIDS LOL
Transcript
00:00It's a story about a little orphan girl with the help of her friends, a little orphan girl
00:29and her friends outsmart the nasty Miss Hannigan and find the family she's always dreamed of.
00:35And on sale now from Columbia TriStar Home Video.
00:39Madeline is now on video.
00:41The hot plumbing classic you love has come home to delight the entire family.
00:49Madeline.
00:50Passionate, exquisite, Winona Ryder is gloriously alive.
00:59These little women will steal your heart.
01:02This weekend, share the joy, the courage, the love.
01:07Little Women, now on video.
01:10Look!
01:11Critics are calling it a family classic for all generations.
01:16From the author of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
01:19Matilda has stealed your heart.
01:22Matilda, rated PG.
01:26There's a new word for adventure and the word is Jumanji.
01:36Robert Williams, Jumanji.
01:42Elmo is landing on video.
01:44Now he can take off with Elmo on a big adventure
01:48that you can watch on video whenever you want.
01:52The Adventures of Elmo and Grouch Lab, now on video at DVD, rated G.
02:04From the pen of E.B. White, beloved author of Stuart Little,
02:07comes another family classic, The Trumpet of the Swan.
02:11Starring Louis, the Trumpet of Swan without a voice,
02:14who finds out that everyone has their own special gift.
02:17Featuring the voices of Jason Alexander, Reese Witherspoon,
02:21Mary Steenburgen and Seth Green.
02:23With Carol Burnett and Joe Mantegna.
02:26And music performed by Little Richard.
02:30The Trumpet of the Swan.
02:37Thomas and the Magic Railroad.
02:40Rolling in the theaters everywhere, July 2000.
02:46Stuart Little knows the importance of a great smile,
02:49but brushing and flossing aren't enough.
02:51You still need to see a dentist for regular checkups.
02:54Now there's an easy way to find a dentist online.
02:57With Smileworks.com, you're just a click away
02:59from finding a great dentist in your neighborhood.
03:02Smileworks.com can keep you smiling,
03:04no matter who you are or what you eat.
03:07I'm fine.
03:08Visit Smileworks.com today.
03:12And check out the Stuart Little website
03:14for great toys and gifts from the movie.
03:17I'm Stuart Little!
03:19For more fun at Stuart Little and his friends,
03:22visit Stuart on the World Wide Web at StuartLittle.com today.
03:28Can't catch me!
03:30But now you can!
03:31Catch the Stuart Little RC car on RadioShack.
03:35For a limited time only,
03:37you can get the exclusive remote-controlled roadster
03:40as seen in the movie Stuart Little.
03:42So get behind the wheel for some hair-raising fun
03:45only at RadioShack.
04:34I'm home now, home now.
05:05I'm home now, home now.
05:31Fantastic!
05:32I'll be recognized.
05:38Stuart's parents died in a tragic cream-of-mushroom-soup accident.
05:44Belongs to your great-great-grandfather,
05:48the late Jedediah Lewis.
05:51Let me see Lewis.
05:55Okay, here comes Stuart!
05:56Oh, big laugh!
05:58Look at me!
05:59Oh, my God, my underwear's slipping!
06:09He's falling.
06:15Wait!
06:27Wait!

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