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  • 5/22/2024
BABES follows inseparable childhood best friends Eden (Ilana Glazer) and Dawn (Michelle Buteau),
having grown up together in NYC, now firmly in different phases of adulthood. When carefree and single
Eden decides to have a baby on her own after a one-night stand, their friendship faces its greatest
challenge. BABES delves into the complexities of female friendship with a blend of laughter, tears, and
labor pains.
Transcript
00:00 Are you good, dude?
00:01 I need you to check my shit.
00:02 Oh my god, you're in labor.
00:04 I don't know the medical term for this, but your vagina looks like it's yawning.
00:08 I don't wanna give birth in that lobby!
00:13 You all need to get out.
00:16 This is a trans man.
00:17 Wait, hold up.
00:18 Hey, did I ask you?
00:19 Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:20 Today I saw a baby be born.
00:22 I am so proud of you.
00:23 Don't touch me!
00:24 Okay.
00:25 Oh my god!
00:26 I'm Edith.
00:28 Clark.
00:29 (clears throat)
00:29 Dawn, uh, crisis.
00:36 I've had sex. I was on my period.
00:38 So?
00:39 So you can't get pregnant on your period.
00:40 Girl.
00:41 Girl, stop.
00:42 Girl, you stop. We went to the same school.
00:44 We learned the same shit.
00:45 I am the girl!
00:47 Hey!
00:48 Hey, how are ya?
00:49 Am I pregnant?
00:51 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52 Single mom.
00:54 She may not keep the baby.
00:57 I have no choice.
00:58 Oh, right, right, right.
01:00 Single.
01:01 You don't have to do anything you don't wanna do.
01:05 I have your back no matter what.
01:06 You think I can do this, right?
01:08 Yeah.
01:11 Yes.
01:12 Yeah.
01:12 Yeah.
01:13 Yes.
01:17 Does the fetus look healthy?
01:21 'Cause I didn't know I was pregnant.
01:22 And I've had weed, shrooms, alcohol, coffee, and unpasteurized cheese.
01:26 Mm.
01:27 You did not tell me how sexy it is to be pregnant.
01:33 Were you crazy horny?
01:35 Hey.
01:36 You said you were gonna be at all the appointments.
01:41 I have a family.
01:42 I'm Ms. Wong.
01:44 Best friends get so screwed over in adulthood.
01:46 You and me, we're family.
01:48 Bitch.
01:50 Mm-mm, bitch.
01:51 Bitch.
01:52 Ba, ba, ba.
01:53 Bow!
01:54 Feeling the love, feeling the love, feeling the love.
01:56 Get down if you wanna get down.
01:59 It's a new day, love has been long gone.
02:02 I'm scared of the decision I made.
02:04 But it just feels like destiny, and this is destiny's child.
02:07 [laughs]
02:08 Stecking up big love deal.
02:10 It's family time.
02:11 Ready? It's a pretty big needle.
02:12 [gasps]
02:13 Oh, what?
02:14 That's for my...
02:15 Yeah?
02:16 Cool.
02:17 Now cool.
02:18 Okay, you ready?
02:18 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
02:20 All right.
02:21 [screams]
02:23 (upbeat music)

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