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  • 5/18/2024
Aired (May 18, 2024): Hindi napigilan nina Meme Vice at ng iba pang 'It's Showtime' hosts na magbalik-tanaw kung paano nga ba nila nakakausap ang kanilang mga crush noon.

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00:00 Village, ya.
00:01 Some people put their names in the bathroom, right?
00:04 Yes.
00:05 They write it.
00:06 And some of you, if you have a message,
00:10 you'll leave a comment on your Instagram.
00:13 Before, they put numbers in the bathroom,
00:18 in the seats, in the bus, in the sandals, right?
00:22 "Need a friend called Chuchu."
00:24 - Did you get a call like that? - And cross-lined!
00:27 Oh, yes!
00:28 - Did you get a call like that? - I'll tell you a story about cross-lined.
00:32 You get a call when someone is peeing.
00:35 - There are a lot of people there. - Yes.
00:36 - What do you call when you cross-line? - Two.
00:40 It's like, you press the plunger.
00:43 - You're so stupid! - Right?
00:46 You press the plunger, you'll press a number.
00:49 And you'll hear it. It's not complete because usually it's 6 or 7 numbers.
00:54 It's like you'll press 2 or 3 numbers.
00:57 And you'll hear that a lot of people are talking.
00:59 - Oh, yes. - That's why it's cross-lined.
01:01 - It's like a lot of people are talking. - I was just guessing.
01:05 Let's say we're together.
01:06 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
01:07 - I don't know. - Where are you going?
01:09 - Why are you going there? - He's going to the bathroom.
01:10 - I'm a musician. - You're going to the bathroom.
01:12 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
01:13 Okay, go. Watch out.
01:15 - Okay, okay. - Watch out.
01:17 Honey Baby Girl!
01:19 Honey Baby Girl! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
01:21 Who's Honey Baby Girl?
01:24 There! That's how you end up with a lot of people.
01:26 He's going to the bathroom first.
01:28 You need to get the number that's supposed to be a number.
01:32 And he'll try the yellow pages.
01:34 - He'll press it? - Yes!
01:36 - He'll press it? - You'll press a number like that?
01:37 - Yes, you'll call him. - Yes.
01:39 Sometimes, you just need to dial it.
01:42 - And then the guy will get confused. - That's how you do it, Jeffrey.
01:44 Did you cross-line before?
01:46 Yes, I did.
01:47 It's like there's...
01:48 Star 69 isn't on stage.
01:52 Oh, that's different. What's Star 69 on stage?
01:54 - If you call... - No, if you call...
01:56 - It's not on stage. - That's wrong.
01:58 - If it's on stage... No, if you call... - It's like the number is different.
02:01 - It's called... - It's called...
02:03 - It's different. - It's different.
02:05 - It's different. - It's different.
02:07 - But it's different. - It's from a different country.
02:09 - Maybe it's from the US. - Maybe it's from the US.
02:11 - It's from the US. - Maybe it's...
02:13 - It's an emergency. - Because...
02:14 I used to call it 1-6-3 because I was called a guard.
02:19 I was called a guard because my mom beat me up.
02:22 I tried cross-line, and you call, and you'll be able to talk.
02:28 - Did you meet someone on cross-line? - No.
02:30 Why? You didn't get caught?
02:32 Because before, when we called, we'd have to stretch our voices.
02:36 - We'd have to pinch each other. - Oh.
02:38 - "Thank you so much." - So you didn't hear it.
02:40 - You didn't hear it. - No, when you got the number, you'd call.
02:44 And then, "What's your name?"
02:46 "Um, honey, baby girl?"
02:49 "Where are you from?"
02:51 "Um, QC, you?"
02:53 "Where are you from?"
02:55 And then, of course, when we talked, your voice got louder.
02:59 "Hello? Are you gay?"
03:01 "Gay! Gay!"
03:03 - I got tired. - I got tired.
03:06 So when we talk like that, we have a picture of water next to us
03:10 so our voices don't get louder.
03:12 - I get tired. - Is cross-line the same as party line?
03:16 - No. - No, party line is just one line.
03:19 - That's what I was saying. - Party line.
03:22 It's the owner of the number.
03:24 - But there's a shareholder. - Right.
03:26 - You have a shareholder. - So you three talk.
03:29 Correct!
03:33 Oh.
03:34 Like that. Cross-line has that sound.
03:36 While Tony is busy, a lot of people are talking.
03:39 - I'm tired. - I'm tired.
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