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02:49 Oh Rick, is this the most heavenly perfect bed you've ever seen?
02:54 Yeah, it's not only got your standard leg support, neck and lumbar, it has 78 sleep-perfect positions.
03:06 Massage arms, yes, thank you very much. Adjustable head control.
03:11 Massage arms do sound nice.
03:14 Oh, quad speed, completely programmable from maximum rest, and a turbo thingy that I still don't understand, but mark my words, I will.
03:25 Yeah, we'll probably never use the turbo thingy. Okay, let's go.
03:31 We need new pillow shams.
03:33 No we don't. Rims maybe, but not shams.
03:37 The bed will be absolutely positively more scrumptious with new shams, I promise.
03:43 No, no, no, no. You've got a bed.
03:48 If I so much as find the memory of a cat hair on my new bed, your new bed will be outside. Got it?
03:56 [Music]
04:12 Humiliating, ain't it?
04:16 If anyone's got a right to sleep in the new bed, it should be you, pal.
04:23 [Music]
04:45 [Laughter]
04:48 Ah, this is living, Tom.
04:54 You got it, pal.
04:57 Whew, just one more heavenly minute. I ain't never slept on a cloud before.
05:04 [Scream]
05:06 [Music]
05:11 No, it's better than a cloud. Yeah, much better.
05:18 [Music]
05:28 [Scream]
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05:40 They'll never know, brother. Your secret's safe with me.
05:47 [Music]
06:02 [Laughter]
06:04 Two sodas, little man. And make it snappy. We're parched.
06:11 [Music]
06:29 [Snoring]
06:34 [Music]
06:52 [Whistle]
06:59 [Music]
07:21 Huh?
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07:38 We showed him, eh, pal?
07:44 So, where were we?
07:50 '99.
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08:22 [Scream]
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09:06 [Scream]
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09:47 Did anyone get the license number of that guy?
09:51 [Music]
10:15 [Music]
10:21 I got you, little stinker.
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10:40 [Scream]
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10:49 [Laughter]
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11:21 [Music]
11:32 Maybe there was a tornado.
11:35 And it took the bed?
11:38 It could happen.
11:41 [Music]
12:10 [Scream]
12:12 [Music]
12:21 How considerate of the tornado to bring back the bed.
12:26 [Music]
12:40 It's better than a cloud, huh?
12:43 Like sleeping on a marshmallow.
12:46 If that marshmallow was on a cloud.
12:50 Am I right?
12:52 [Music]
13:17 Ah, the joy of Yosemite and the great outdoors.
13:22 [Music]
13:28 If you listen closely, you can almost hear the call of the wild.
13:34 [Beep]
13:35 I'd like to order a pizza.
13:38 [Music]
13:40 It's important that we put aside our busy lives and spend a little quality time in Mother Nature's house.
13:50 Hey, give the bear a little privacy, will ya?
13:55 Yosemite Falls.
13:58 That water will never stop moving.
14:01 But it's important that we do.
14:04 And reflect on the simple joys of life.
14:07 Like camping.
14:09 Why, here's two campers now.
14:12 How's it going, campers?
14:14 [Music]
14:29 Before a date with Mother Nature, picking up a little insect repellent will make sure you don't get...
14:36 bugged.
14:39 [Music]
14:47 Advances in modern technology have made tents lighter...
14:54 more comfortable...
14:56 and easier to assemble than ever.
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15:31 You can't go camping and not do a little fishing.
15:35 Are they biting, camper?
15:37 [Music]
15:40 Sort of reminds you of how life used to be for our forefathers.
15:45 If you were hungry, you just went out and caught your lunch.
15:50 [Music]
16:00 Hang in there, camper.
16:05 You know, sometimes the fish just aren't biting.
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16:56 That's the spirit, camper.
16:58 If you don't succeed, try, try, and try again.
17:03 [Music]
17:12 But at a certain point, enough's enough. Right, pal?
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17:20 Ah, there's nothing better than the crackling sounds of a campfire.
17:26 But first, you have to build one.
17:30 Looks like someone was a good scout.
17:38 Uh, starting a fire so close to the tree isn't the best idea.
18:02 Everything tastes better around the campfire.
18:06 Isn't that right, camper?
18:26 Even cat food, I suppose.
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19:17 But remember, feeding wild animals is never a good idea.
19:25 I got no problem with it. You?
19:50 One of the best parts of camping is the instant rapport total strangers develop.
19:56 It's not uncommon for someone to share their dinner.
20:01 To share their dinner.
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20:45 How about that?
20:47 Not many people get to see an eagle up close.
20:51 Isn't camping wonderful?
21:04 [Screaming]
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21:17 [Music]
21:45 There's nothing more relaxing than Mother Nature singing you a lullaby.
21:51 Relaxing, isn't it?
21:54 [Screaming]
21:56 [Music]
22:02 Looks like we know who the king of this jungle is.
22:20 [Music]
22:49 Sweet dreams, campers. Tomorrow is another glorious day.
22:56 [Music]
23:16 Oh, isn't that cute? It's a bear.
23:22 Holy cow, it's a bear!
23:25 Remain calm. There's always a chance the bear might be bluffing.
23:36 Okay, quick. Throw something in his path to distract him.
23:41 That'll work.
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25:24 Is it everything you hoped?
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26:44 There we go.
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26:52 [Screaming]
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27:00 It's not time for cake, little guy. Your party guests haven't even arrived yet.
27:07 [Music]
27:12 Of course, you are the birthday boy. I guess one little taste won't hurt nobody.
27:19 [Music]
27:24 That's my boy. Happy birthday, son. This is gonna be your best birthday ever.
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