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00:01:51Hello, Guseppe. How's business?
00:01:54Not so good.
00:01:55Aw, it'll be better later on.
00:01:58Strike me pink? No wonder the business is crook.
00:02:09I'll have a pie.
00:02:10You'll get no pie from me, Tommy John.
00:02:13Go on, give us a pie.
00:02:15Tell you what I'll do, Guseppe, I'll wash up the dishes for you if you give us a pie.
00:02:19Yeah? The last time you washed up the dishes for me, you pinched the one Savoy.
00:02:24You're a very bad boy, that's what you are.
00:02:27Give me a...
00:02:29Oh, hello, Tommy.
00:02:30How are you, Miss Molly?
00:02:31Just having a pie?
00:02:33Just trying to kid this wart in here to give me one.
00:02:37I won't give you no pie unless you give me the money.
00:02:40Why don't you get a job somewhere?
00:02:41Why don't I get a job? Haven't I been walking around town all day trying to get a job?
00:02:46Oh, here, Tommy, I'll buy you a pie.
00:02:48Oh, no. No, Miss Molly, I couldn't let you buy me a pie. No, thank you very much.
00:02:52Come on, it's only drippings.
00:02:54Now, I don't feel a bit hungry now.
00:02:56My heavens, isn't it marvellous how your hunger leaves you all of a sudden?
00:03:00Well, I can't stay here any longer. I've got to get into rehearsal.
00:03:25Here, Pop, where's that man I sent the message? Isn't he back yet?
00:03:28Oh, I don't know. I ain't seen him.
00:03:30Oh, he's the slowest man I've ever seen. He's got to know it already.
00:03:33Look, when he does come back, tell him he's sacked.
00:03:37Excuse me, mister.
00:03:39Well, what do you want?
00:03:40Did I just hear you say you sacked a man?
00:03:42Yes.
00:03:43Any vacancies?
00:03:45Got anyone to take his place?
00:03:47No.
00:03:48What about putting me in?
00:03:50No.
00:03:51What about putting me in?
00:03:52Well, do you know anything about stage work?
00:03:54Do I? I've worked on stages all my life.
00:03:57Oh, have you?
00:03:58Yeah.
00:03:59Oh, come inside and I'll give you a chance. Come on.
00:04:03And don't go crook because I work here now, see?
00:04:06No.
00:04:07I don't get on with it.
00:04:09You want to be a big iron in this?
00:04:11Oh, I'll get on with it, all right.
00:04:15Hey, you.
00:04:16Yes?
00:04:17Go down to the store and pick out all that scenery.
00:04:19All right, I'll go right down.
00:04:20All right, got it.
00:04:21Hello, Jim.
00:04:22What are you doing in here, Tom?
00:04:24I just got a job off that polaroid over there at the stage.
00:04:27You got a job, did you?
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:29Gee, I'm glad.
00:04:30You know, you've been out of work a long while, haven't you, Tom?
00:04:32I'll be able to pay you back that money that I borrowed off you since I get my first week's pay.
00:04:36Now, listen, don't worry about the money, will you?
00:04:38We're mates, aren't we?
00:04:39Mate.
00:05:03Thank you, girls.
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07And we're always gonna be mates, too, aren't we?
00:05:09You bet your life we are.
00:05:10Listen, no matter where you go, understand, Tom, that I'm gonna be with you.
00:05:13And when wherever I am, I'll be with me.
00:05:16You'll...
00:05:17We're mates.
00:05:18I have mates.
00:05:19Look out, look out. Here's the boss.
00:05:21Didn't I tell you to go down to the store?
00:05:23Yes, sir. I'm going.
00:05:24Go on, away you go.
00:05:25I'm going right away, sir.
00:05:26And you, come with me.
00:05:27Righto, mister.
00:05:29You can't go in there. You're fired.
00:05:31What?
00:05:32You're fired.
00:05:34Fired, am I?
00:05:35Yeah, the stage manager told me to tell you
00:05:37you've been loafing too long on that message.
00:05:39He's got another bloke in your place.
00:05:41You're out.
00:05:42Oh, out, am I?
00:05:43Yeah.
00:05:44And you've got another coot in my place.
00:05:45That's right.
00:05:46We'll soon see about that.
00:05:48Now, look here, you can't...
00:05:54Oi!
00:05:55Oi, you!
00:05:58Oi!
00:05:59Come over here. Come on.
00:06:01Righto, Gus, I'll be right there.
00:06:03Come on.
00:06:05Come and give me a lift up with this.
00:06:07And you be careful this time.
00:06:09All right, Gussie.
00:06:10Not Gussie, Gustie, you.
00:06:12Gus.
00:06:16Here.
00:06:17Here, I want you.
00:06:19I'm helping Gus with the basket.
00:06:21Well, drop it.
00:06:22I can't. I've got Gus.
00:06:23He's got all the other animals.
00:06:24Drop it!
00:06:25Good, I'll help you.
00:06:28Look at Gus.
00:06:29Here.
00:06:31Do you know anything about working a snowsheet?
00:06:34Snowsheet? I know all about a snowsheet.
00:06:37Oh, you do?
00:06:38Yes.
00:06:39Well, when you get the cue,
00:06:41the snow is falling,
00:06:44you pull that rope.
00:06:45This one over here?
00:06:46No, no.
00:06:47Not now.
00:06:48When you get the cue.
00:06:49Oh, I see.
00:06:50You needn't tell me anymore.
00:06:51I know all about it.
00:06:52You do? You understand?
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Tell me.
00:06:55What is the cue to pull the rope?
00:06:57My heavens, it's going to rain in torrents.
00:06:59Now.
00:07:00Now.
00:07:01The snow is falling.
00:07:04Now, don't forget that.
00:07:05All right, I'm set. All right.
00:07:06Stand by, please.
00:07:07Please.
00:07:08Miss Denver.
00:07:09Miss Denver.
00:07:10Miss Denver.
00:07:11Miss Denver.
00:07:12Miss Denver.
00:07:13Miss Denver.
00:07:14Miss Denver.
00:07:15Where is that woman, Miss Denver?
00:07:16Where's Miss Denver?
00:07:17Miss Denver.
00:07:18Miss Denver.
00:07:19Where are you, Miss Denver?
00:07:20Miss Denver.
00:07:22Hey, Gus.
00:07:24That's the joker that's taking my job, eh?
00:07:26Yes.
00:07:27I don't like him.
00:07:29No, and I don't like him either.
00:07:32Listen, is he going to work that snowsheet?
00:07:36So I believe.
00:07:37Oh, he is.
00:07:38Well, listen, I'm going to get him in wrong.
00:07:41I know.
00:07:42Gus, go and let down the snowsheet.
00:07:45I'll put a couple of bits of iron in it.
00:07:48Someone will stop a crack.
00:07:50I see Molly's boyfriend's got a job as a stagehand.
00:07:53Which one?
00:07:54Tommy Dodds.
00:07:55Tommy Dodds?
00:07:56Tommy Dodds?
00:07:57Yes, he's always been goofy about her.
00:07:59Poor little Tommy.
00:08:00He'll wake up someday.
00:08:01You bet he will.
00:08:02I don't think he will.
00:08:03I'm going to blame him.
00:08:06You should know better than that.
00:08:07Now, come on, people.
00:08:08Stand by, please.
00:08:09I want to try this snowscene and get it right.
00:08:12Come on, Mr. Lacey.
00:08:15Hey, that's not Gerald Lacey, the actor, is it?
00:08:17Yes, it is.
00:08:18How are you, Mr. Lacey?
00:08:19You all right?
00:08:20I've got postcards of you at Towan Airplace.
00:08:23Oh, yes?
00:08:24Yeah, stuck up on the wall in my bedroom.
00:08:26If I bring one of your photos up, will you signify it for me, Mr. Lacey?
00:08:29You mean add my autograph to it?
00:08:30Yes, will you, Mr. Lacey?
00:08:31I should be delighted to do so.
00:08:32Thanks very much, Mr. Lacey.
00:08:33I've never been near a real actor before.
00:08:35Here, that's enough of you.
00:08:36Attend to your business.
00:08:38Okay.
00:08:39Now, get set, please.
00:08:41You all right?
00:08:42So, darling, at last I have you all to myself.
00:08:45We are free.
00:08:47Yes, dear.
00:08:48I'm really happy now.
00:08:50See, the snow is falling.
00:08:54The snow is falling.
00:08:58Oh, I forgot.
00:08:59Look, did you see the look in that woman's eyes, Lacey?
00:09:02That woman loves you.
00:09:03I saw love in that woman's eyes then.
00:09:06I did?
00:09:07Now, didn't I tell you, when you get in the queue to pull that rope, the snow is falling.
00:09:12But I was looking at the woman.
00:09:14Don't forget.
00:09:15All right, I won't forget it this time.
00:09:17I don't know what the trouble is, Mr. Lee.
00:09:18You hurry me up in here and then keep me standing round all day.
00:09:21Oh, for heaven's sake, don't you start to get temperamental.
00:09:23I haven't got all day to spend in this place.
00:09:25Now, listen, I'm getting fed up.
00:09:26Now, look here.
00:09:27Cut it.
00:09:28No arguing the point.
00:09:29You can't speak to me like that, Mr. Lee.
00:09:31Don't argue the point with me.
00:09:32Please start again.
00:09:34So, darling, at last I have you all to myself.
00:09:36We are free.
00:09:37Mr. Lee, I refuse to rehearse with this man.
00:09:39He's pinching me.
00:09:40Oh, don't tell lies, you little devil.
00:09:42Here, get somebody else.
00:09:43I'm through.
00:09:44Oh, for heaven's sake.
00:09:45I'll do it.
00:09:46Ah, the snow is falling.
00:09:47Oh, get away.
00:09:48Mind your own business.
00:09:50I'm going mad.
00:09:51I know I'm going mad.
00:09:53Hey, you.
00:09:55Didn't I sack you?
00:09:57Yes, sir, but it wasn't my fault, you see.
00:09:59They kept me waiting at the shop and I couldn't get back down.
00:10:02Well, do something, mate.
00:10:03They kept him waiting at the shop and he couldn't get back in.
00:10:05You shut up.
00:10:06Well, do something.
00:10:07Make yourself useful.
00:10:08Yes, sir.
00:10:09Look, it doesn't matter who stands under the snow sheet.
00:10:11I want the effect, that's all.
00:10:13You, come down here and stand by Miss Denver.
00:10:16Look, sir, I'm a bit crook.
00:10:18I think I'm going to be sick.
00:10:20Well, do as you're told.
00:10:22Stand under the sheet.
00:10:23You can be sick later on.
00:10:25You said a mouthful.
00:10:27Come on, stand by.
00:10:28Here, you.
00:10:29Stand by there.
00:10:30When I get the cue, the snow is falling.
00:10:33That's it.
00:10:34Are you right?
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:37The snow is falling.
00:10:46Well, that's that, isn't it?
00:10:48You got it.
00:10:49Hello, piano player.
00:10:50Are you getting on all right?
00:10:52I'm doing business.
00:10:53Listen, do you know that song, the prisoner song?
00:10:57I'll be carried to the new jail tomorrow
00:11:01If I have the wings of a swallow
00:11:04Here, here, here, you.
00:11:06I engage you to work on the stage, not to sing.
00:11:09Yeah, but you see, I was just asking him did he know that song.
00:11:11I know dozens of songs.
00:11:12Do you?
00:11:13I sing all the songs that were written.
00:11:15Do you know that one, My Girl's Got It?
00:11:18What?
00:11:19My Girl's Got It.
00:11:20No, no.
00:11:21You mean, Your Girl's Got It?
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:26How do you know?
00:11:27Would you like me to sing it for you?
00:11:29I sing it pretty good.
00:11:30Do you?
00:11:31Yeah.
00:11:32Okay, go on, carry on.
00:11:33Play it for us, will you?
00:11:34All right.
00:11:43You remember when I spoke about my girl named Sue?
00:11:47I thought she was fine.
00:11:49Someday she'd be mine.
00:11:51But one day she went away to the city's giddy world.
00:11:55She came back today, and I'm very sorry to say
00:11:59you wouldn't know her if you saw her,
00:12:01cause she doesn't seem to fit.
00:12:03I'm all excited, because my girl's got it.
00:12:07When she landed at the station, oh, I knew he had her fit.
00:12:11She caused a big sensation, because my girl's got it.
00:12:15Her hair was brown, now she's a platinum blonde.
00:12:19And all her eyes, they gaze into the beyond.
00:12:23I had a great big roll of money, thought that pretty I would sit.
00:12:27But she got her fingers on it, and now my girl's got it.
00:12:32How'd you like that, all right?
00:12:34I can dance too.
00:12:35Oh, you can, can you?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:37I learned to dance up in the country.
00:12:39You know, it was funny the way I left the country.
00:12:41I was working on a farm with my father.
00:12:44He had a pig farm.
00:12:46There's me and my father, and 15 black pigs,
00:12:49and a brother of mine was up there.
00:12:52One day, one day we're all sitting down in the pigsty,
00:12:56arguing the point, and my father looked at me for a long time,
00:13:00and then he swore at me.
00:13:03And I said, am I?
00:13:08And he said, yes, you are.
00:13:12And then we had a fight.
00:13:14Terrible fight.
00:13:15I got back and I swung at him and he ducked,
00:13:18and then he swung at me and I ducked.
00:13:21But I was a bit late with the duck.
00:13:25Well, time rolled on and on, and I decided to leave the farm.
00:13:30So there's a woman named Mrs. Doyle, had a farm over at the back of her place.
00:13:35And I says to meself, I says, I'll get a job at Mrs. Doyle's farm.
00:13:41So, I'm walking across the paddock and I met Flory Doyle, the daughter.
00:13:46About 18.
00:13:48Good sort.
00:13:51This Flory Doyle, to all appearances, she was a very nice girl.
00:14:00But, it appears...
00:14:06Well, anyhow, I got a job on the farm,
00:14:11and one day a pig died and we had pork for about three weeks.
00:14:15So I didn't say anything, I just carried on, hail fellow, all wet.
00:14:20And then another day a cow died and we had roast beef for about two months.
00:14:27And then another day old Mrs. Doyle died and I left the next morning.
00:14:32And now I'll do the dance for you.
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00:15:50That's better.
00:16:20Well, my good Toronto, our quest has ended.
00:16:32We will have to go to the king and tell him that we have failed.
00:16:36Yes.
00:16:39Yes, my lord Alphan, we have sought the missing prince a long time.
00:16:44As we are unable to find him, I suppose we must return to the king and let him know.
00:16:49I can see much fighting among our people when a stranger is put upon the throne of our beloved king.
00:16:55And I think...
00:16:58Why, look, it is he.
00:17:01He? Who?
00:17:03Why, the prince, the prince.
00:17:05The quince.
00:17:07I want you.
00:17:09Come here, my lad.
00:17:10Now, I haven't pinched anything.
00:17:12Sir, the lord Alphan wishes to speak to you.
00:17:15I haven't pinched anything at all, have I, Giuseppe? I never pinched a thing in my life.
00:17:18No, you pinched nothing.
00:17:21But once have alloys.
00:17:23A bad one.
00:17:25Come here, my lad.
00:17:27I want to speak to you on a very serious matter. I'm not going to hurt you.
00:17:31Tell me, what is your name?
00:17:32Tommy Dodds.
00:17:33Tommy Dodds?
00:17:34Yes.
00:17:35And where is your mother and father?
00:17:37I don't remember anything about them.
00:17:40And is Tommy Dodds your correct name?
00:17:42Far as I know it is, mister.
00:17:44My lord Alphan, this person has neither the brains nor the intellect of the prince.
00:17:49We will leave him to go his way in peace.
00:17:51Serrano, why should you question my actions?
00:17:54I think that I have found the heir to the throne.
00:17:57Come here, my lad.
00:17:59He said I got no brains.
00:18:01Come here.
00:18:03Have you a birthmark on your neck?
00:18:05A long red scar?
00:18:08What part of the neck is it on?
00:18:11On the back of the neck.
00:18:14How the hell can I see the back of my neck?
00:18:17Well, may I look?
00:18:19Yeah.
00:18:20No messing around, you know.
00:18:26Your Majesty, your name is not Tommy Dodds.
00:18:30You are the rightful heir to the throne of Etonia.
00:18:43And now I'll tell one.
00:18:46On my right we have the...
00:18:51You want to look after him?
00:18:53He'll go real mad and bite someone before he's finished.
00:18:56He's a rat bag.
00:18:57Take him away.
00:19:00I assure you I am not joking.
00:19:03Years ago, when you were a baby, you were stolen from your father's palace and taken to Australia.
00:19:08The king has been searching for you all these years.
00:19:11You strongly resemble the king,
00:19:13and the birthmark on your neck clears all doubt as to your being Prince Bono,
00:19:18heir to the throne of Etonia.
00:19:21We'd like you to leave for home almost immediately.
00:19:24So, your Highness, when you are ready, I'll make arrangements for you to travel.
00:19:30I listen.
00:19:31Now I'm the king of Boromia.
00:19:34What do I do?
00:19:36Where do I go? What happens?
00:19:38Well, we want you to leave for home at once.
00:19:40Have you anything to pack?
00:19:43Anything to pack?
00:19:45I'm standing in the middle of my portmanteau.
00:19:51Is there anyone you would like to say farewell to?
00:19:54No, I got no friends.
00:19:57Only my big mate Jim.
00:19:59Tell you what I would like to do,
00:20:01I'd like to chuck a brick through the police station window before I leave.
00:20:06Oh, I don't think we'd better worry about that now.
00:20:09Oh, Molly, listen, come here.
00:20:11Something terrible's happened.
00:20:13I'm the Queen of Spain.
00:20:15No, the King of Etonia.
00:20:17The King of Etonia. You see that scar on my neck?
00:20:20Well, my mother was born before me.
00:20:25I was born or something like that,
00:20:27and I was stolen and brought over here,
00:20:29and this man's going to take me back,
00:20:31and I've got all kinds of soldiers and everything.
00:20:34So I'll say tata, Molly.
00:20:36Goodbye, Tommy.
00:20:38I hope you'll be very happy.
00:20:43She's crying.
00:20:46What are you crying for, Molly?
00:20:48Nothing.
00:20:49Yeah.
00:20:53That was a monster pie you bought me.
00:20:57Quite crikey, I liked that pie.
00:20:59One of the best pies I'd ever had.
00:21:02It's been very hot all day, hasn't it?
00:21:05Your Majesty, when you are ready, we will depart.
00:21:09Yes.
00:21:11Goodbye, Molly.
00:21:21I'm not going.
00:21:23I'm not going.
00:21:26But, Your Majesty, think of your duty to your people.
00:21:30You must go.
00:21:33You see, Molly, I've got a lot of duty to me people.
00:21:36Or something.
00:21:38I must go.
00:21:39Well, goodbye, Molly.
00:21:43Goodbye, Your Majesty.
00:21:47Hark at her.
00:21:49You silly little thing, Your Majesty.
00:21:53This little lady is quite right.
00:21:56You are no Your Majesty.
00:21:59Yeah?
00:22:00That might be all right when we get over to Barassic...
00:22:03Batonia.
00:22:04Batonia.
00:22:05But while I'm here with the mob, I'm going to be the same as I've always been.
00:22:08Not Your Majesty, but just plain Tommy Dodd.
00:22:15They call me pretty names and say that I'm of royal blood.
00:22:18But to me that doesn't sound quite right.
00:22:21I belong to the pie store and the people who live there.
00:22:24I never have a worry and I never have a care.
00:22:28For me to be of royal blood, a king upon a throne.
00:22:31I think it is all wrong, it sounds so odd.
00:22:34I bet that I will wake up soon and find it's all a dream.
00:22:38I'll find I'm not a king but Tommy Dodd.
00:22:41Your Majesty, Your Majesty.
00:22:45A kingdom waits for you across the sea.
00:22:48Thousands of soldiers to work for you.
00:22:51In a land where skies are ever blue.
00:22:55Your Majesty, Your Majesty.
00:22:59Beauty calls, we must away.
00:23:02The yacht is at the pier.
00:23:05The yacht is at the pier.
00:23:08There must be no delay.
00:23:15But I want to be little Tommy Dodd.
00:23:20I don't want to be a king.
00:23:24Darling, my pal, my own little gal.
00:23:28I'm going to miss you.
00:23:30I want to kiss you.
00:23:33Your Majesty, Your Majesty.
00:23:37That could never be.
00:23:40You are a king of royal blood.
00:23:43And much too high for me.
00:23:46But deep in my heart there's a memory.
00:23:50That will live till I'm under the sun.
00:23:53Of a dear little chap that I used to know.
00:24:00And they call him Tommy Dodd.
00:24:06My lord, we must away.
00:24:08We can no longer stay.
00:24:10For when the tide is on the ebb we sail across the bay.
00:24:13Your Majesty, Your Majesty.
00:24:16We bid you, come now you.
00:24:19Goodbye, Your Majesty.
00:24:22Farewell for aye.
00:24:26Farewell.
00:24:29Farewell.
00:24:32Farewell.
00:24:47Farewell.
00:25:01Your Majesty.
00:25:02Hello, Alf, how are you?
00:25:04What are you doing down here?
00:25:05Oh, I like being down here.
00:25:07But you know this is no place for you.
00:25:09I'm not going in the Solomon.
00:25:11You're not going where?
00:25:12In the Solomon.
00:25:13Now get that right out of your head.
00:25:15The Solomon up there.
00:25:17Oh, you mean the saloon.
00:25:19Yeah, I'm not going up there.
00:25:20Then why not?
00:25:21Because I don't like it.
00:25:22I was insulted.
00:25:24You were insulted?
00:25:25I was insulted.
00:25:26In what way were you insulted?
00:25:28Well, as I laugh and see, there was a fellow with an emu.
00:25:31With what?
00:25:32An emu.
00:25:33An emu?
00:25:34An emu.
00:25:35A rice book of the dinner.
00:25:40Oh, you mean a menu.
00:25:42Menu, yeah.
00:25:43A menu.
00:25:44Listen, what's the strong of the fellow in my cabin?
00:25:50Which one, Your Majesty?
00:25:51The fellow with gold braid on him and his hair parted in the middle.
00:25:55He tried to undress me.
00:25:59Oh, yes, that is quite right.
00:26:02Quite right.
00:26:03That is not quite right at all.
00:26:06He is your valet.
00:26:08Now, don't try and pull my leg, Alfred.
00:26:11Alfred or whatever you name it.
00:26:12Alfred.
00:26:13Because I know what a valet is.
00:26:15Now, I know.
00:26:16Now, what do you think a valet is?
00:26:18A valet is a hollow between two hills.
00:26:22And I don't want any arguing the point from you.
00:26:25You don't quite understand, Your Majesty.
00:26:27This is your personal servant.
00:26:28Yeah.
00:26:29He is there to attend to your clothing.
00:26:31Don't you understand, now you are the King of Petunia,
00:26:34that it would not do for you to soil your hands by having to dress yourself?
00:26:39My hands that dirty that I'm going to soil my clothes and everything?
00:26:42Well, anyhow, you'll find him under the cabin, under the bed thing I donned him.
00:26:46You struck him.
00:26:48And you know, outside my cabin there, there's a soldier stands there with a gun with a knife in it.
00:26:52Yes, yes, with a bayonet, yes, yes.
00:26:54He's dwelling on me.
00:26:55What do you mean, he's dwelling on you?
00:26:57He's dwelling on me, that fellow is.
00:26:58In what way?
00:26:59Because here, hold those a minute.
00:27:01Every time I go past, he's here like that, see, and when I go past, he goes like that.
00:27:05Yes, yes, saluting you, Your Majesty.
00:27:07Yes, he's just waiting one day until I'm not looking and he's going to go like that with the gun.
00:27:11No, no, no, Your Majesty, he is what we call one of the King's guard.
00:27:16King's guard?
00:27:17King's guard.
00:27:18I will explain to you, you see, in Petunia there is a pretender to the throne.
00:27:23A pretender?
00:27:24A pretender to the throne of Petunia.
00:27:26Someone's, somebody's kidding to the Queen.
00:27:28Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:31There is a man who thinks he has more right to the throne of Petunia than you have.
00:27:35Oh, well, let him have it.
00:27:36I don't want the bloomin' old throne.
00:27:38I'll get a job on an ice wagon somewhere.
00:27:40Oh, no, no, no.
00:27:41Who wants to be king?
00:27:42No, that would be impossible.
00:27:43You see, this man thinks he has more right to the throne of Petunia than you have.
00:27:47Well, I'll tell you what we'll do.
00:27:48We'll work shifts.
00:27:49What do you mean, shifts?
00:27:50I'll work 80 hours on the throne and then he can work 80 hours on the throne.
00:27:54Everybody will be satisfied then.
00:27:56No, no, that would be quite impossible.
00:27:58I will explain.
00:27:59You see, this man is a pretender to the throne of Petunia.
00:28:01Yes.
00:28:02And he has quite a number of followers.
00:28:04Oh, yes.
00:28:05These followers have a plot against your life.
00:28:09You see, they are trying to kill you.
00:28:11Who is?
00:28:12Well, the followers of this man.
00:28:13Well, I'm going down to get some firemen.
00:28:15I'll be back directly.
00:28:16There is nothing at all to worry about that.
00:28:18But I'm going to be killed.
00:28:19No, no, there is a regiment of soldiers to look after you.
00:28:22This regiment of soldiers is what we call the king's guard.
00:28:25Now, this man is one of the king's guard.
00:28:28Oh, my heavens.
00:28:30That soldier that was outside my cabin, he's on my side.
00:28:33Oh, of course, yes, yes.
00:28:34Oh, I lack a day in misery, me.
00:28:37You did not dismiss him?
00:28:41Well, you see, Alfrum, not actually dismiss him,
00:28:47but you remember up the other end of the boat
00:28:49where there's a big long piece of iron,
00:28:51thick one end and thin the other?
00:28:52I remember, yes.
00:28:54I bashed him with it.
00:28:56Good gracious me, your majesty,
00:28:58you must not do these kind of things.
00:29:00He's under the bed with the wallaby.
00:29:02With the what?
00:29:03The wallaby, undress you.
00:29:05Oh, the valet.
00:29:06Yes.
00:29:08Good gracious me, your majesty,
00:29:09you mustn't do these kind of things.
00:29:10Now, come along with me to the saloon
00:29:12and we'll straighten all this out.
00:29:13I'm not going up the other end.
00:29:16I'm going to stay in the sewage.
00:29:19In the where?
00:29:20Here, in the...
00:29:21In the steerage.
00:29:22Stearage?
00:29:23No, your majesty, that is quite impossible.
00:29:24Your place is in the saloon.
00:29:25I'm not going up the other end.
00:29:28I must crave your pardon, your majesty,
00:29:30but I insist on you going to the saloon.
00:29:33Who am I?
00:29:34You are the king of Petonia.
00:29:36And who are you?
00:29:37I am your humble servant.
00:29:39Well, who the hell are you arguing the point with?
00:29:41Operate.
00:29:42Lively.
00:29:51There is no time for talk now, your open.
00:29:53Two other recruits to our cause have just left.
00:29:56Babette, and that fellow, Hosein,
00:29:58I don't trust him.
00:29:59No more now.
00:30:01We will meet tonight in the usual place
00:30:04and I will reveal my plans.
00:30:06Meantime, you can do great work
00:30:09with this fool they call the king.
00:30:12You are to be his new lady secretary.
00:30:15I have arranged that.
00:30:17And when the time comes...
00:30:19Very well, my lord Alphonse.
00:30:21For the present, no more.
00:30:24Greetings, my lord Toronto,
00:30:26and the good Joiban.
00:30:27Where have you left his majesty?
00:30:29Is he unattended?
00:30:31I fear our new king is a little difficult.
00:30:33His ideas are original.
00:30:35I left him at the royal tailor's en route
00:30:37where he insisted on ordering a new court uniform.
00:30:40He uses strange language.
00:30:42With your approval, my lord,
00:30:44I have appointed Joiban here to be the new king's secretary.
00:30:48She will teach him our ways
00:30:50and acquaint him with the correct procedure of the court.
00:30:53You will work hard with him, won't you, Joiban?
00:30:57I will give his majesty my undivided attention.
00:31:01Tis well.
00:31:11Long live the king, the king of Patagonia
00:31:15Hail his majesty
00:31:18Long live the king, the king of Patagonia
00:31:22Hail his majesty
00:31:25We wish for you, lord and lady
00:31:28We shall be your king
00:31:31From far and wide we come to greet you
00:31:35Royal decorations greet you
00:31:38Outside the bells are ringing
00:31:40His people are gaily singing
00:31:43Hail, lord and lady
00:31:47We come to greet you
00:31:49Royal decorations greet you
00:31:52Outside the bells are ringing
00:31:55His people are gaily singing
00:31:58Hail, lord and lady
00:32:03Patagonia's king
00:32:12Well, here we are now. What happens?
00:32:14Your majesty, don't forget, you are the king.
00:32:18So I am.
00:32:26I am the king, the king of all Patagonia
00:32:30Surrounded by my court I stand
00:32:33The finest people in the land
00:32:36See the way they smile at me
00:32:39And hear their voices ring
00:32:43They charge their glasses
00:32:45And they shout
00:32:47His majesty, the king
00:32:52He is the king of Patagonia
00:32:56No, not the lord, he's the king
00:32:59No, not the lord, he's the king
00:33:01The rest are in dismay
00:33:03The king of Patagonia
00:33:05We want him here, always
00:33:08Here, always
00:33:10For he is the king of Patagonia
00:33:15Long may he reign and reign
00:33:19For he is the king, he is the king
00:33:24The king, the king, the king
00:33:33I am the king
00:33:42Your majesty
00:33:49Your majesty, are you hurt?
00:33:51Am I hurt?
00:33:53I thought I was back at Fitzroy when I got that crack, do you know that?
00:33:56Come along, your majesty
00:34:03Hey, where's my pal Jim?
00:34:05I presume your majesty is referring to the person who accompanied us
00:34:09He has been put in his proper place among the menials in the scullery
00:34:14Well now listen to me, my lad
00:34:16No mate of mine is going to be put amongst the scullions in the mulberry or whatever it is
00:34:20You bring him in here, go on
00:34:22But your majesty, he is only a commoner
00:34:25Shut up, you
00:34:27Nobody was talking to you
00:34:29What if he is only a commoner? We can order all that, can't we?
00:34:33Bring him in
00:34:35I don't like him
00:34:37Your majesty will now receive your ministers
00:34:40I will introduce them
00:34:42Tell them to go to blazes
00:34:44But your majesty, the prime minister has business of the utmost importance to discuss with you
00:34:48Tell him to go and chase himself
00:34:50I want to see my pal Jim
00:34:52Tommy!
00:34:53Jim!
00:34:54Your majesty has no right in the courtroom, he is a commoner
00:35:02He's a commoner, but listen
00:35:04Alf, we can order all that, can't we?
00:35:07Well he must at least be knighted with due ceremony
00:35:10Oh is that what you do?
00:35:12Well look, how do you knight these fellas?
00:35:15They kneel before you and you touch them lightly on each shoulder with a sword
00:35:19With a sword?
00:35:20Oh goody, goody
00:35:22Give us the sword, somebody
00:35:27Give us the sword, Charlie
00:35:29Hey, come here and kneel down, Jim
00:35:32We'll fix everything up now
00:35:34Arise, Lord Jim!
00:35:40Oh, look, he fell over
00:35:42Hey, take him away and get him a monster uniform, all gold braids and things like that
00:35:47Here's your pen, Marshal
00:35:50Now, what about these parsons?
00:35:53Parsons? You mean ministers, your majesty
00:35:57That's what I said, isn't it?
00:35:59Bring them in
00:36:02Ayoye, but listen, do you ever nick out of a night time after they close the palace up
00:36:07and go out to a dance or a party and you know, oh boy, this is the life
00:36:11Ever do that?
00:36:12Your majesty!
00:36:17Who are you?
00:36:19The girl
00:36:21Farlap
00:36:23Your majesty, this is Jocko, the Prime Minister of Petunia
00:36:28He's been with the firm a long, long time
00:36:32A long, long time, your majesty
00:36:35I knew it
00:36:36I bet you were Prime Minister when Napoleon was a cadet
00:36:40How's it going, Jocko?
00:36:42Very well, your majesty
00:36:44Very well, your majesty
00:36:46The crops and the vineyards have yielded bountifully this season, your majesty
00:36:52Oh, isn't that great? Look, you've got all flipped in your beard
00:36:56Everybody happy?
00:36:57Yes, your majesty
00:36:59Everything peaceful?
00:37:01Very, very peaceful, your majesty
00:37:04Oh, good, we'll have a war
00:37:06But, your majesty
00:37:07No arguments, we'll have a war
00:37:09We'll pick out some nation about our own weight and we'll belt the tar out of it
00:37:13But, your majesty, I protest
00:37:17Oh, you protest, do you?
00:37:21Well, listen to me, Leslie
00:37:23I don't allow any Prime Minister of mine to protest
00:37:27Have you heard the news?
00:37:29No, you haven't, well, I'll tell you
00:37:31You're sacked
00:37:33But, your majesty
00:37:35I wish you'd stop saying but, your majesty to the back of my ear
00:37:40Now, I won't sack you
00:37:43Listen, you're too old to be Prime Minister
00:37:46I've got a better job for you
00:37:49I'll make you a special messenger
00:37:51Oh, goody, goody, goody, goody
00:37:53But, your majesty, my old feet are too tired
00:37:56I know, I thought of that
00:37:58You go down and get yourself a pair of roller skates, you know
00:38:02I cannot skate, your majesty
00:38:05You can't skate
00:38:07What a wasted life you've led, my lad
00:38:10You ought to have learnt to skate
00:38:12I can skate, though
00:38:13You go down and get two pairs and I'll teach you
00:38:16Go on, take him away
00:38:19Give him a big feed of oysters, too
00:38:31Well, I think we'll call it a day
00:38:34School's dismissed, go on, off you go
00:38:36But, your majesty, there is much state business to attend to
00:38:39Your presence will be needed in the council chamber
00:38:42You go along out and tell them I'll be along when I'm good and ready
00:38:46I want to see my pal, Jim
00:38:48Everybody go on, buzz off
00:38:50It is his majesty's wish that the court disperse
00:39:07Don't go, Joyburn, just a minute
00:39:10Well, for heaven's sake, look at that Jim, oh boy, oh boy
00:39:13Does he look any good, look at that skull and everything
00:39:16Listen, Joyburn, meet Lord Jim
00:39:18Jim Joyburn
00:39:20And a nice girl
00:39:22Now, listen to me, this is the idea, baby
00:39:24You and I tonight
00:39:26Jim, and you get a girlfriend for Jim
00:39:29And boy, we'll go out and make boop-boop-ba-doop-ba-doop
00:39:32Venus, you and I tonight
00:39:34Boop-boop-ba-doop-ba-doop-ba-doop
00:39:36Venus
00:39:37Mary, your majesty
00:39:44What's the matter with her?
00:39:46She's mad
00:39:48Now, listen to me
00:39:50Gates won't be long once you know the way
00:39:52You watch me, I'll show you all that you need to know about Gates
00:39:56Please, look
00:39:59All right, I think it's...
00:40:02Now, I had a bit of bad luck then, but it's pretty easy as soon as you get the hang of it
00:40:09You have to go and see how you'll use it
00:40:12That's right
00:40:14That's the boy
00:40:16Now, a bit of bad luck, get up and get it
00:40:28Boop-boop
00:40:58Boop-boop
00:41:00Boop-boop
00:41:02Boop-boop
00:41:04Boop-boop
00:41:06Boop-boop
00:41:08Boop-boop
00:41:10Boop-boop
00:41:12Boop-boop
00:41:14Boop-boop
00:41:16Boop-boop
00:41:18Boop-boop
00:41:20Boop-boop
00:41:22Boop-boop
00:41:28Boop-boop
00:41:30Boop-boop
00:41:32Boop-boop
00:41:34Hello, didn't I see you in the throne room just now?
00:41:37Why, what's your job round here?
00:41:39My name is Vivette, your Majesty
00:41:41Vivette, eh?
00:41:42And I was lady-in-waiting to the late Queen
00:41:44Ah, by Jove, you're a good sort
00:41:48Suppose you've got a boyfriend round the palace somewhere, eh?
00:41:52I love a young man very dearly, your Majesty
00:41:54His name is Hussain
00:41:56But alas, my Lord Toronto
00:41:58Oh, don't mention that fella's name to me
00:42:01Oh, he has all the earmarks of a dirty piece of work to me, that fella
00:42:06Your Majesty
00:42:08What?
00:42:09The council are waiting
00:42:10Right-o, Alf, I'll be indirectly
00:42:12I don't like Toronto
00:42:15If I only dared speak, your Majesty
00:42:17You can speak, darling
00:42:18Everything's okay with me because I'll tell you
00:42:20I'm on your side, see
00:42:22Because I'm in love too
00:42:24Oh, I've got a girl called Molly
00:42:26Oh, my heavens, how I love that girl
00:42:29Oh, but she's not here, sir
00:42:32But listen, if you've got any secrets or anything, you tell me
00:42:36Because I can keep a secret better than anyone in the world
00:42:39I've even got secrets from myself
00:42:41I have, listen
00:42:43Last week I hid a packet of cigarettes
00:42:46And I've asked myself time and again where they are
00:42:49And I won't tell myself
00:42:51Tell me, go on
00:42:52I scarcely dare whisper it, your Majesty
00:42:54Toronto has the dimes upon the throne
00:42:56And on the person of your Majesty
00:42:58He has forced his heir and myself into his schemes
00:43:01That dirty dog, I'll bash him, I'll give him the grapes
00:43:04Oh, wait, wait, your Majesty, he is a dangerous man
00:43:07Ha-ha
00:43:08If we only dared to act now
00:43:11Why not?
00:43:12This mountebank of a king is beginning to make himself popular with the people
00:43:16The sooner we act, the less will he be regretted
00:43:18Well, but how?
00:43:21He and his fat companion are drinking vast quantities of beer in there
00:43:25A few drops of this in a jug
00:43:28But who is to do it? You?
00:43:31No, our loyal friend here
00:43:34No, no, my lord Toronto
00:43:37That would be murder, it means a guillotine
00:43:39Not when I am your king
00:43:41It will mean honour, reward
00:43:44Here, take it
00:43:47And don't fail
00:43:50You are wonderful, Joiban
00:43:53You think of everything
00:43:55I too shall receive my reward as your queen
00:43:59Of course, of course
00:44:01When have you ever doubted me, my dear Joiban?
00:44:05Always, my dear Toronto
00:44:07But I'm watching you
00:44:09You must get rid of Babette and this pretty boy, Hosein
00:44:12No, no, no, no
00:44:14They are useful to us
00:44:16They are useful to us
00:44:18You must get rid of them or I shall
00:44:20Let us be calm and diplomatic
00:44:24Dreamingly
00:44:26Calm and diplomatic
00:44:28All the time
00:44:30I will be intriguing to the king
00:44:34I to be your queen
00:44:41In our plot to win the throne
00:44:44You and I must now conspire
00:44:47You will find that you cannot alone
00:44:51Stop the revolution's path
00:44:54By cooperation we will win the nation
00:44:59Perseverance will reward us
00:45:05This is where we meet the path
00:45:08Get together on a plot
00:45:10With division
00:45:14We will have to end
00:45:16Strike the iron while it's hot
00:45:18We'll win the high position
00:45:21For our ambition
00:45:25We will gain them
00:45:27And we take them
00:45:30By cooperation
00:46:00We will gain them
00:46:02And we take them
00:46:04By cooperation
00:46:06We will gain them
00:46:08And we take them
00:46:10By cooperation
00:46:12We will gain them
00:46:14And we take them
00:46:16By cooperation
00:46:18We will gain them
00:46:20And we take them
00:46:22By cooperation
00:46:24We will gain them
00:46:26And we take them
00:46:28Dirty thing!
00:46:29Listen to me, Jim
00:46:32Go over and switch those jugs
00:46:34And we'll put one over on these birds
00:46:36All right
00:46:37Now listen
00:46:45Your Majesty, the court ballet
00:47:28Your Majesty, the court ballet
00:47:53Anything much in all your life, the other...
00:47:58Watch what you're doing, will you?
00:48:00Well, here we go
00:48:01Here we go
00:48:02Here we go
00:48:28People of Petonia
00:48:30The King is dead
00:48:34The King is dead
00:48:36Long live the King
00:48:38Who said that?
00:48:41Disperse quietly to your homes
00:48:43And in a day or two, we'll have a slap-up funeral
00:48:45By the laws of Petonia, the King should be cremated
00:48:48All right, some of you go and tell him at the creamery
00:48:50We'll cremate him
00:48:51Why can't you? We'll not afford it
00:48:55Go
00:48:56And tomorrow, the body of His Majesty
00:48:58Will lie in state
00:49:13It should soon be over now
00:49:15And then we must act at once
00:49:17Oh, the suspense is terrible
00:49:19Should I have done it?
00:49:20Oh, success will justify everything
00:49:23Have courage
00:49:24The King is dead
00:49:28Dead
00:49:29And we have succeeded
00:49:31Now is the time to strike
00:49:34So now, gentlemen, the Regency will be re-established
00:49:37To carry on the government until...
00:49:38Not so fast, my Lord Alpham
00:49:40I and my friends have other views
00:49:43My Lord Torano, is this the time or place for such discussions?
00:49:47That, my Lord Alpham, is as I and my friends see fit
00:49:50Oh, is it?
00:49:51Did it ever occur to you that I'm running the army around this place?
00:49:55Maybe my Lord Alpham is right
00:49:58We will discuss this later
00:50:03Way for the body of His Majesty
00:50:05Way for the body of the King
00:50:25Sing with us
00:50:29Drink
00:50:35Fill your glasses and drink to the Goddess beguiling
00:50:39Populace smiling
00:50:42So toast her with
00:50:46Drink
00:50:47Fill your glasses and drink to the Goddess beguiling
00:50:50Populace smiling
00:50:53So toast her with
00:50:59Drink
00:51:06My friends
00:51:07Friends
00:51:08Good fortune is coming
00:51:10Good fortune is coming
00:51:12Good fortune is coming
00:51:14Friends, good fortune is coming our way
00:51:18Already half the palace is in our hands
00:51:21And when they have buried that clown they call the King
00:51:24We'll put an end to the arrogant Alpham
00:51:27And then our way is clear
00:51:29To our future King Torano
00:51:31Torano
00:51:45Hey, Tom
00:51:47Tommy
00:51:48Here, wake up
00:51:53I listen, you
00:51:54What?
00:51:55How much longer have I got to be defunct?
00:51:57Now, it's not long now, it's not long
00:51:59Well, I've had enough of this and I'm going to get up
00:52:01No, you're not going to get up at all
00:52:03Because you're still dead as far as anybody knows, Tom
00:52:06Now, there's only me and old Alph and old Jacko in the know
00:52:09But that Torano guy's run amuck
00:52:11He's grabbed half the palace
00:52:13My palace?
00:52:14Yeah
00:52:15The dirty dog
00:52:16Listen, him and his mob, they're trying to raise an army
00:52:19Oh, are they?
00:52:20Yeah
00:52:21And you're sitting here
00:52:22No, I ain't sitting here
00:52:24Listen, I'm still the warlord of this joint
00:52:27And I'm training them boys on AIF lines
00:52:30When the time comes
00:52:31Will you let me get up?
00:52:32I'll go
00:52:33Now, leave the thing alone, will you?
00:52:34You're not going to get up at all
00:52:36Now, here's the idea
00:52:38It's old Alph's plan, see?
00:52:39Yeah
00:52:40I'm going to give Torano enough rope
00:52:42And let him hang himself, see?
00:52:44When the time comes, arrest him for treason
00:52:47Not on your life
00:52:48He'll get the gelatine, that fella, that's what he'll get
00:52:50Do you want to stay king of Batonia or don't you?
00:52:53Of course I do
00:52:54Well, then, why don't you do what I tell you?
00:52:56Now, you stay in this room
00:52:57Tom, I'm going outside to have a bit of a review of the boys
00:53:00Now, I want you to promise me
00:53:01That you won't take one step out of this room, Tom
00:53:03Till I give you leave
00:53:05I'll turn it up
00:53:06Now, come on, son
00:53:07Now, you'll bust the plans up if you don't
00:53:09Promise?
00:53:10Oh, all right
00:53:11Good on you, son, I knew you would
00:53:13I'll see you later, Tom
00:53:15So long, Jim
00:53:16So long
00:53:23Guard these doors carefully
00:53:25See that nobody, other than the Lord Alpham
00:53:28Old Jacko, or the Doctor, enter
00:53:30Very good, my lord
00:53:31Very good, my lord
00:53:39Breakfast is served, your majesty
00:53:42Good, I...
00:53:43Hey, listen, come here, you
00:53:45Come here, sit down there
00:53:47Now, Jim made me promise that I wouldn't take a step out of this room
00:53:51He didn't say anything about skating, though, did he?
00:53:53Give me those skates
00:53:54But, your majesty
00:53:55Shut up and give me the skates
00:53:57Strange things have been happening around the palace these days
00:54:00Strange, indeed
00:54:01Well, I've got to go, my lord
00:54:02I've got to go, my lord
00:54:03I've got to go, my lord
00:54:04I've got to go, my lord
00:54:05I've got to go, my lord
00:54:06I've got to go, my lord
00:54:07I've got to go, my lord
00:54:08Strange, indeed
00:54:09One scarcely knows who rules
00:54:11The Lord Alpham, or that cruel dog, Tarana
00:54:15There's some work to be done
00:54:16And I'm not going to mess around here all the time
00:54:18Get out of my road
00:54:24When I say pom-poms, I want to see him
00:54:29Hey, Toby, Toby, come back
00:54:30They're after him, you fellas, come on
00:54:33They're after him, come on
00:54:36So that you shall play a sport no more
00:54:39I am having you taken from here to my place in the hills
00:54:42You will be kept there to await my pleasure
00:54:45A very pretty speech, Tarano
00:54:47But why your place in the hills?
00:54:50For her protection and ours, Joiban
00:54:54Babette is dangerous
00:54:56So I begin to think
00:54:58Then why not get rid of her once and for all
00:55:00The treacherous baggage
00:55:01You are too hasty, my dear Joiban
00:55:04Too hasty, am I?
00:55:05And you're too oily, my dear Tarano
00:55:07Do you think you can hoodwink me regarding this pretty chit?
00:55:10If there are no men amongst you, I'll do it
00:55:17Take her away
00:55:28Come on, fellas, get him
00:55:29Hold him at back
00:55:34Come away from that door, come away
00:55:36Go down the back stairs and try and stop them in the courtyard
00:55:38They're making for the garage
00:55:39Go and be awake, will you?
00:55:40All right, you two fellas, pull that woman and don't let her go
00:55:45Yeah, nice sort of flaming king you are
00:55:47What's the game anyway?
00:55:48Now listen, if you hadn't have butted in, my lad
00:55:51I'd have stopped a revolution all by myself
00:55:53You'd stop a revolution
00:55:54Come down off that table, will you?
00:55:56You great big blob, don't you manhandle your king
00:55:58Put me down, scullion
00:55:59Ah, shut up, will you?
00:56:00Put me to bye-bye, Jim Ickle
00:56:05May it please your majesty, an urgent dispatch from the front
00:56:10Okay, go on, beat it
00:56:20That's from Jim
00:56:21Listen, headquarters, a pitch battle today in the hills, stop
00:56:25Royal army won on a knockout in the first round, stop
00:56:29Toronto's crowd knocked rotten
00:56:31Stop
00:56:32Toronto's crowd knocked rotten
00:56:34Hurray
00:56:35Toronto captured, stop
00:56:37Lord Jim Field Marshal
00:56:40Field Marshal
00:56:42Who made him a field marshal? I didn't
00:56:44This is wonderful news, your majesty
00:56:46I'll say it's wonderful news
00:56:48Now listen to me, come here
00:56:50We're going to have the best party we've ever had in all our life
00:56:54And we'll give the soldiers a wonderful welcome home, see?
00:56:57So you go down and tell the royal cooks and the royal brewers
00:57:01To spread themselves out and we'll have a wonderful bino, eh?
00:57:04There is still the prisoner, your majesty
00:57:07Oh yes
00:57:08I forgot all about her
00:57:10Well, what are we going to do with her, Al?
00:57:13I would advise the guillotine without further parley
00:57:15Master, your majesty
00:57:17You're a bloodthirsty old thing you are, the guillotine
00:57:21Could spoil all her neck
00:57:23She'd have nowhere to put her beads
00:57:28I've got it
00:57:31Prisoner at the bar
00:57:33You are to be taken from the place where you are
00:57:36To the place where you are going to be
00:57:38And there given a lifelong job at the Bretonian wireless station
00:57:43Telling bedtime stories to Bretonian babies
00:57:47Your majesty, anything but that
00:57:50It will sweeten your nature, my dear
00:57:53Take her away
00:57:58Now listen, Al, what about this bino?
00:58:01Your majesty, there are still the affairs of state
00:58:04Oh, blow the affairs of state
00:58:06We're going to have a bino, go and arrange it
00:58:08My crikey, that's great, eh?
00:58:11What about old Jim?
00:58:13What do you think of old Jim winning the fight up there?
00:58:15No doubt about him
00:58:17Great news, isn't it, eh?
00:58:18Everybody happy?
00:58:20About the...
00:58:22About the...
00:58:26Did you hear about Jim winning from the hills?
00:58:28We beat Toronto's mob, isn't it, monster?
00:58:31My crikey, I get so excited, you know
00:58:33When I hear them saying how he won...
00:58:38Did he take anything off you?
00:58:40Because he looks as though he's sulking
00:58:43You know, I get so excited
00:58:45Hey listen, do you ever have any games or anything here?
00:58:48Do you ever play cards or anything?
00:58:50I've got a package of cards here, look
00:58:52We'll have a game of some kind
00:58:54There's nobody around and we're here all by ourselves, eh?
00:58:57Look, play poker
00:58:59Go on
00:59:01Look, he's agreeable, he'll be in anything
00:59:05Pick a card
00:59:08You won't play poker with me?
00:59:11Well now listen to me
00:59:13I've asked you nicely and I'm not going to ask you anymore
00:59:16I'm the king, I'll just swing my weight about for a change
00:59:19Get me that table over there
00:59:21You stand alongside that chair there
00:59:23Come on
00:59:26Mess around with me
00:59:28Put that table down there
00:59:30Bring that chair over there
00:59:31Put that chair up there
00:59:35Sit down
00:59:39And stop giggling, you
00:59:42Now listen, boys, we're going to have a game of poker
00:59:44So you cut the deal, the highest card deals
00:59:49Nice, of course you would cut a night
00:59:52Four
00:59:54Three
00:59:57Eight, your deal
01:00:01It's monstrous to sit down and play cards all the time, isn't it?
01:00:04You know, you get away from...
01:00:06You get away from bound and square
01:00:08I said that, I have before
01:00:12Will you sit down and stop acting the goat, standing up all the while
01:00:15Don't be such a foot...
01:00:17Daddy smack
01:00:25I bet you'd cheat if you got the chance
01:00:28Two cards, please
01:00:30Who let that bull in here?
01:00:33I'll play
01:00:34Will you sit down?
01:00:38Two cards, please
01:00:40Tenner
01:00:44I'll make it two, Bob
01:00:47Four, Bob
01:00:50Your Majesty, six, Bob
01:00:55How many did you buy? Don't tell me
01:00:58I'll see six, Bob
01:01:00What have you got?
01:01:02Three aces
01:01:07Yeah
01:01:08Do you play the same rules over here as we play in Australia?
01:01:11Do three aces beat a pair of fives?
01:01:15Yes, I suppose it would
01:01:17Your deal
01:01:19Oh, what do you think of me? I forgot
01:01:22We haven't taken any money for the gas
01:01:24Six, Bob, for the gas
01:01:26Six, Bob, for the gas
01:01:43Will you sit down? How many more times am I going to tell you?
01:01:46Sit down and stop acting the goat
01:01:57Here we go
01:02:15I got five kings
01:02:19There's a certain amount of messing about been going on
01:02:23There's a certain amount of messing about been going on here
01:02:28Give me a quid each
01:02:31Your Majesty, a quid?
01:02:33Yes, a quid
01:02:34What for?
01:02:35For royalty
01:02:37And put it in lively
01:02:38And give me those cards, I'll deal them after this
01:02:41And there'll be no messing around
01:02:44And no cheating
01:02:46Anything I hate is a cheat
01:02:54Players
01:02:56Two cards, please
01:02:59Three, sir
01:03:01Four cards, please
01:03:03Oh, yeah
01:03:06I'm buying three
01:03:10Two shillings more
01:03:14You bet, too, Bob, didn't you?
01:03:16Bet
01:03:17Bet
01:03:18Bet
01:03:19Bet
01:03:21You bet, too, Bob, didn't you?
01:03:23Your Majesty
01:03:24Now, Alf, how are you?
01:03:25I crave pardon for this intrusion
01:03:27But the young man Hasen has returned and with him the lady Babette and Han
01:03:31He has had rough handling and many escapes
01:03:33He begs an audience
01:03:35Right, Alf, tell him to come in. Listen, I rise you to, Bob
01:03:38But you will receive him in state
01:03:41Yes
01:03:42What?
01:03:43You will receive him in state
01:03:46Now, listen, you're not going to make me
01:03:48Strut my stuff again, are you?
01:03:50Get up and go on with all this My Lord business
01:03:52Well, I'm not going to do it
01:03:53It is usual, Your Majesty
01:03:55Oh, look, look at the hand I've got
01:03:57Look, a slash
01:04:00And I've got to go out there and
01:04:02Oh, here, you fellas put your cards on the table
01:04:05Go on
01:04:06And stand up
01:04:09And get over there and wait till I tell you
01:04:15And don't touch those cards at all
01:04:17Look what I've got all blue
01:04:22He had a fair answer, didn't he, eh?
01:04:25Come on the court
01:04:27Come on the court
01:04:36Your Majesty, I crave refuge for the lady Babette
01:04:38I seized her from Toronto's camp
01:04:40But she was held there against her will
01:04:42She is no traitor
01:04:43What, this little girl a traitor?
01:04:45Of course she's not a traitor, don't be silly
01:04:47I have been loyal to Your Majesty
01:04:49She was taken there by force, sire
01:04:51All right, my lad, don't get all excited
01:04:53I know all about that, I saw them, didn't I?
01:04:55Don't you worry, my darling, you're all right with me
01:04:57I look after you and
01:04:59Ozzie, he's your boyfriend, isn't he?
01:05:02I love him, sire
01:05:04That's the stuff to give him
01:05:06That's the way I like to hear a woman talk
01:05:09Never mind about your refined messing about
01:05:11I like a woman to get a wild look in her eyes
01:05:13And run up and grab the fella by the face
01:05:15And put a headlock on him
01:05:17No acting the goat
01:05:19The scar, the identical scar
01:05:22What's biting you?
01:05:24May this youth have a scar on his neck
01:05:26Exactly as Your Majesty
01:05:27I suppose he got it pulling Babette out of the soup
01:05:29Didn't you, Ozzie?
01:05:30Sire, I have borne this scar all my life
01:05:33Yours, sire
01:05:35Now that's funny, this is
01:05:37That scar of mine's disappeared
01:05:39That scar of mine's disappeared, it's gone
01:05:41Gone?
01:05:43How long did you have it?
01:05:45I got it about two days before I met you in Australia
01:05:48And how did you get it?
01:05:50Well, you see, I was carrying a case of fish for Danny Riley
01:05:54And the edge of the case cut me neck
01:05:56So that's how it happened
01:05:59This locket, lad
01:06:01How long have you worn that?
01:06:03Ever since I can remember
01:06:05It was my mother's
01:06:06Your mother's?
01:06:09Why, it is our late queen
01:06:13What do you know of your heritage?
01:06:15I never knew my parents, I was raised in the country by a nurse
01:06:18Her name?
01:06:19Annette
01:06:20The tire woman who disappeared the night the royal child was stolen
01:06:24Gentlemen, there can be no mistake
01:06:26This at last is a lost prince
01:06:29And no foreigner but a native of Betonia
01:06:32And rightful heir to the throne
01:06:34Oi, just a minute
01:06:36Let me understand this properly
01:06:38Now, listen
01:06:39Is Hossie the king?
01:06:41There can be no doubt
01:06:43And I'm not the king?
01:06:44Certainly not
01:06:45Well, that lets me out and I'm jolly glad
01:06:47Because I never did like being the rotten king
01:06:50Go on, Hossie, hop up on your throne
01:06:52How dare you, sir
01:06:53Here, lackeys
01:06:55Remove the royal robes from this person
01:06:58Put it there, Hossie, old pal
01:07:00And I hope you make a better fist of it than I did
01:07:02How dare you, sir
01:07:04Leave the royal presence at once
01:07:08Oh
01:07:21Hello
01:07:22What's the matter with you?
01:07:26What's the matter?
01:07:30Where am I?
01:07:31I...
01:07:33I just got kicked out of the palace
01:07:36The palace?
01:07:37What palace?
01:07:39In Betonia
01:07:41Betonia?
01:07:43See, I was the king
01:07:45I was the king of Betonia
01:07:47Oh, you were, were you?
01:07:49Yeah
01:07:50I'm the...
01:07:51Sleep it off, old boy
01:08:08Good night, Pop
01:08:09Good night
01:08:10Good night, Pop
01:08:11Good night
01:08:15Hello, Molly
01:08:16Good night, Tommy
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