masked christmas

Lyrics by simplefish:

Masked Christmas,
Stay six feet apart.
If you don't and you spray,
You'll give it away.
This year
To save you from tears
Don't give it to someone special.
x2

{Jingle interlude}

R number is twice as high
I keep my distance so you don't catch it and die

Tell me baby, do you recognise me?
Well, my mask is on, it doesn't surprise me.

(Covid-19) Wrapped my face to prevent it.
Weird, you think the virus was invented -
How you "know" it's a flu you've seen -
But if i kissed you now, I'd be a fool all again.

CHORUS

{Jingle interlude}

Crowded room, how the virus flies,
Causing droplets that aerosolise.
My god, the vector is respiratory
Gee, I guess you think it's conspiratory.

Face must be covered,
Sanitiser to start.
Remain undercover
'Cause I'm doing my part
Oooooh hoooo
Now Corona's around
I'd best Purell it again

CHORUS

Face must be covered,
Sanitiser to start.
Remain undercover
'Cause I'm doing my part
Don't give it to someone special.