Family Practice: Episodes 1-4
Comedy / TV Series (2010) 20 minutes ~ Color
Chronicles the workings and daily events of the office of General Practitioner Dr. Henry Family of Central Islip, Long Island, New York.
Director: Eric Norcross
Writer: Robert Youngren
Stars: Robert Youngren, Loie Merritt and Jan Major
Comedy / TV Series (2010) 20 minutes ~ Color
Chronicles the workings and daily events of the office of General Practitioner Dr. Henry Family of Central Islip, Long Island, New York.
Director: Eric Norcross
Writer: Robert Youngren
Stars: Robert Youngren, Loie Merritt and Jan Major
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:00:00I don't want to be the only one to be gone.
00:00:05I don't want to be the only one to be gone, and I won't.
00:00:30Good morning, Doctor.
00:00:46Good morning, Nurse Kitty, and how are you this fine morning?
00:00:49Couldn't be better.
00:00:51Ma'am, this is the employee's entrance.
00:00:56Sir, would you please remove her from the premises?
00:00:59No, no, no, no, Doctor. She works for you.
00:01:03She does? Since when?
00:01:06Today. You hired me two days ago.
00:01:10Well, I'll be a bunny's uncle.
00:01:13That's a squirrel in a different color.
00:01:15Come on in then.
00:01:17Excuse me, big guy.
00:01:21We'll be right with you.
00:01:26So you know how to answer the phone and everything, right?
00:01:28Doctor Family's office. How can I help you?
00:01:31Just be very sweet. They like friendly people.
00:01:34You've got the schedule right there, your pens, paperclips.
00:01:39I'll go over the computer with you a little later.
00:01:41I'm going to let these people in, okay?
00:01:43All right.
00:01:47Good morning, everyone. The doctor's office is open.
00:01:50Hey, how are you?
00:01:51Hi, how are you? Looking good.
00:01:53Hi, good to see you.
00:01:55Okay, we'll take care of you. Don't you worry. Bye.
00:02:26Freedom's just another word for watching TV
00:02:29Let the color of that blue light wash over me
00:02:33Freedom's just another word for watching TV
00:02:38Now there's a home and a wall
00:02:41Where no wall should be
00:02:55Now there's a home and a wall
00:03:25Where's the doc? I've got to see the doc.
00:03:37I've got a squirrel bite and I've got a dog bite.
00:03:39Well, he's in the back. He's not...
00:03:41Where is he? I've got to go in. I made an appointment.
00:03:43I made an appointment a long time ago.
00:03:44Well, I'm not... He's treating people.
00:03:49What about me? I've got to be treated.
00:03:51Well, why don't you look at that?
00:03:54That's for bites.
00:03:55That? No, that's Lyme disease. No good.
00:03:57What else you got?
00:03:58Back pain? Maybe later I'll get that.
00:04:00I don't need that now.
00:04:01Mr. Winnick?
00:04:02Wait, Sheldon.
00:04:03Mr. Winnick?
00:04:04Hi. Doctor's ready to see you now.
00:04:05Oh, it's about time. I've been waiting here for a long time.
00:04:07I've got a dog bite and I've got a squirrel bite.
00:04:08Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Come on back.
00:04:10Oh, sorry.
00:04:12Come on. He's very excited to see you.
00:04:15Doctor family, this is Mr. Winnick.
00:04:18Have fun, guys.
00:04:20Hello, Mr. Winnick. How are you?
00:04:22Doc, I got bit by a dog. I got bit by a squirrel.
00:04:25What I did was I threw the squirrel in with the dog.
00:04:28And the dog ate the squirrel.
00:04:30Or the squirrel ate the dog. The dog bit the squirrel.
00:04:32I even got a picture.
00:04:34Isn't that cute, Doc?
00:04:36It's adorable.
00:04:37He's a little fat, I know.
00:04:38You know why?
00:04:39The squirrel.
00:04:42Okay. Would you like some chamomile tea?
00:04:44The bugger bit me.
00:04:46I got bit by the dog. I got bit by the squirrel.
00:04:48I'm here for my shot.
00:04:50Okay.
00:04:52Nurse Kitty?
00:04:56Yes.
00:04:57Hi, nurse.
00:04:58Hi.
00:04:59He's here for his shot.
00:05:01Ah, yes. His shot.
00:05:04Um, rabies shot.
00:05:07Rabies shot.
00:05:08Um-hmm.
00:05:09Um, sir, we don't do rabies shots.
00:05:12I made my appointment two weeks ago.
00:05:14I need the rabies shot.
00:05:17I'm sorry, Mr. Winnick. I don't know who told you that.
00:05:20I know. I didn't.
00:05:21I didn't.
00:05:22We've never done rabies shots as long as I've been in practice.
00:05:25Uh, I think you really need to calm down.
00:05:28How about a cracker?
00:05:30But we do know where you can get a rabies shot.
00:05:33We recommend that you go to the veterinarian.
00:05:35In fact, we have one that we use for our own cat.
00:05:38He's a great vet, too. He's really wonderful.
00:05:41And they have all the rabies shots you would need.
00:05:43He's really tender.
00:05:45I think you should take some chamomile tea and he'll definitely be good.
00:05:48Mr. Winnick, it's okay.
00:05:50Um, who should we call?
00:05:53Security! Security!
00:05:56Wait, Mr. Winnick, please. Please calm down.
00:06:00He needs to go, but would you like a piece of cheese?
00:06:03Take him out. Thank you.
00:06:05Thank you so much. Enjoy.
00:06:08Bye-bye.
00:06:12Well, he was excited.
00:06:14He took care of his dog.
00:06:16Yeah, I saw that.
00:06:33Okay, so basically these top two shelves and all the way over, those are old charts.
00:06:38And so you'll have nothing to do with that.
00:06:40Most of these people are, well, they're gone.
00:06:43But anyway, so here is where it starts.
00:06:46A through Z, the alphabet.
00:06:48You know your ABCs, right?
00:06:50You've got a good handle on it.
00:06:52And then what you do is, so say Mr. Albert comes in.
00:06:55You take it out.
00:06:57You give it to me or the doctor, whichever one is taking it.
00:07:00And then when we're done, you just put it right back in.
00:07:03It's really quite simple. I think you'll be great at it.
00:07:07It's just so wonderful to have you here.
00:07:09Do you have a handle on it? Do you think any questions at all?
00:07:15Just out and in, okay?
00:07:19That's it. That's all there is to it.
00:07:28Psst.
00:07:32Psst.
00:07:34Hey, what are you here for?
00:07:37Check-up.
00:07:39Check-ups are useful.
00:07:42I wish I was here for a check-up.
00:07:50Nurse? Excuse me, nurse?
00:07:52Yes.
00:07:55Is the doctor going to be much longer?
00:07:58Because I really need to get in and see him.
00:08:00Okay, well, it all depends on him.
00:08:02When he's ready, I'll come get you.
00:08:04Okay, okay, look, look.
00:08:06There's a lot of people waiting.
00:08:08But it's really imperative that I see him right away
00:08:11because I feel really uncomfortable here.
00:08:15Of course you're uncomfortable. Everyone's uncomfortable.
00:08:18That's why they're in a doctor's office.
00:08:20But, nurse, but you don't understand, right?
00:08:24I've got pixies.
00:08:26Oh, well, you don't have to wait here at all.
00:08:30You don't have to be here.
00:08:32Look, I have a card here. It's for Dr. Love.
00:08:35She works at a clinic down the street.
00:08:37You go see her, and she'll take care of you.
00:08:39You only have to wait about an hour.
00:08:41No, no, no, you understand. I've got pixies.
00:08:43Oh, oh.
00:08:45I've got pixies, okay?
00:08:46Of course you do.
00:08:47Yes, I understand. All over, right?
00:08:49Yes, yes.
00:08:50Just itching and scratching.
00:08:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:08:52Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:08:53Really, if you just go to the other clinic,
00:08:55they'll help you.
00:08:56No, I have to see the doctor now.
00:08:58You don't understand.
00:08:59Okay, well, just sit tight, then.
00:09:01I'll tell him.
00:09:02Nurse, do you understand?
00:09:03I have pixies.
00:09:04Oh, all right.
00:09:05I'll, Dr. Family will help you.
00:09:07Okay, okay.
00:09:08Okay, just sit down.
00:09:09Relax.
00:09:10He'll be here.
00:09:11All right.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13I'll be right back.
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:15Okay.
00:09:16Okay.
00:09:17Yeah.
00:09:18Okay.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:20Okay.
00:09:21Mr. Moynihan.
00:09:22I'm so glad you could see me.
00:09:24Not a problem.
00:09:25Hey, Jerry.
00:09:26How's the family?
00:09:27It's good. You?
00:09:28I'm good.
00:09:29Hey, listen.
00:09:30I got some cheesecake from Nova Scotia.
00:09:32Yeah?
00:09:33Yeah.
00:09:34Want to try some?
00:09:35Excellent, man.
00:09:36Excellent.
00:09:37I'll see you in a little bit.
00:09:38Come on, Mr. Moynihan.
00:09:39Yes, Doc.
00:09:40Doc, I really need to talk to you.
00:09:41I got the pixies.
00:09:42The pixies?
00:09:43The pixies.
00:09:44You know the pixies?
00:09:45Those little buggers?
00:09:46Biting.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49Why don't we just step right in here,
00:09:50and see what we can do about the pixies.
00:09:52Okay.
00:09:53Okay.
00:09:54Um.
00:09:55Look.
00:09:56They're all over my arms.
00:09:59Look.
00:10:01Well, you know.
00:10:03Do you see them?
00:10:04Yeah, I do see them.
00:10:06Doc, you got to help me.
00:10:07You got to get them off of me.
00:10:08I am going to get them off of you.
00:10:09Okay.
00:10:10Listen to me.
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:12The thing about pixies,
00:10:13if you kill the queen,
00:10:14they all die.
00:10:15Okay.
00:10:16Follow me?
00:10:17Yes.
00:10:18Now I'm going to find the queen.
00:10:19There he is!
00:10:20Get him!
00:10:21Get him, Doc!
00:10:22Get him!
00:10:23Get him!
00:10:24Get him!
00:10:25That's it.
00:10:26That's it.
00:10:27That's it.
00:10:28Down in the sink.
00:10:29Get him over there!
00:10:30He's dead.
00:10:31Done.
00:10:32You sure?
00:10:33Look.
00:10:34You should be feeling better.
00:10:35I do.
00:10:36How about some brie?
00:10:37Yes.
00:10:38Yes.
00:10:39How about a nice olive?
00:10:40Yes.
00:10:41Yes.
00:10:42Yes.
00:10:43Thank you, Doctor.
00:10:44Go ahead.
00:10:45Yes.
00:10:46Have a cracker.
00:10:47Thanks so much.
00:10:48You know those buggers just keep jumping on me,
00:10:49and they bite me.
00:10:50You know how it is, right?
00:10:51Yep.
00:10:52I know exactly.
00:10:53Go this way.
00:10:54I'll meet you at the window.
00:10:55Thank you, Doc.
00:10:56Buddy.
00:10:57Buddy.
00:10:58Buddy, how's my favorite receptionist?
00:10:59Listen, this gentleman had a bad case of pixies.
00:11:02I need you to look up the insurance code
00:11:04and see how we bill that.
00:11:06OK?
00:11:07I believe it will be covered under my HMO.
00:11:09OK, great.
00:11:10Yeah.
00:11:11And if you have any problem, you call us right away.
00:11:13I will.
00:11:14Buddy will take care of that.
00:11:15Thanks so much, Doc.
00:11:16All right.
00:11:17Take care now.
00:11:18Bye-bye.
00:11:20What type of insurance do you have?
00:11:25It's Affiliated Plus.
00:11:26Can somebody please give me a diagnosis code for pixies?
00:11:49Doctor, Jet Saviour for you, all right?
00:11:53What is this?
00:11:54It's a cheesecake.
00:11:55Sir, how are you?
00:11:56No, no.
00:11:57What is this?
00:11:58I've been waiting in the waiting room for the past hour and a half.
00:12:02I know, but um...
00:12:03You're eating cheesecake now?
00:12:04No, um...
00:12:05What is that?
00:12:06It's a cheesecake, but it's not...
00:12:08Yeah, but I'm waiting an hour and a half.
00:12:10I understand that, sir.
00:12:11Let me put this over here.
00:12:13Doc, please.
00:12:14Um, listen.
00:12:15I'm very upset now.
00:12:16I'm really sorry.
00:12:17Am I disturbing your lunch?
00:12:18We had a problem earlier.
00:12:19What is the problem?
00:12:20I'm the patient.
00:12:21Somebody was infected and we had to clean up the examining rooms.
00:12:22Okay, so why don't you have a seat?
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:24Oh, this is unbelievable.
00:12:25Calm down.
00:12:26No, really.
00:12:27I'm not calm down.
00:12:28You're eating cheesecake.
00:12:29This is really good.
00:12:30No, I don't want a piece of that.
00:12:31It's really good.
00:12:32I mean, it's like...
00:12:33I'm here to get examined.
00:12:34I'm here to get examined.
00:12:35I'm here to get examined.
00:12:36I'm here to get examined.
00:12:37I'm here to get examined.
00:12:38I'm here to get examined.
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00:13:00I'm here to get examined.
00:13:01I'm here to get examined.
00:13:02I'm here to get examined.
00:13:03I'm here to get examined.
00:13:04I'm here to get examined.
00:13:06You know, you really shouldn't do that that much.
00:13:08Why? I can't breathe. I'm upset.
00:13:11You keep doing it, you're going to wind up in the hospital.
00:13:14Get rid of that cheesecake.
00:13:15I will get rid of the cheesecake.
00:13:16Let me get the nurse for you, okay?
00:13:17She's coming.
00:13:18She'll be right in.
00:13:19You're upsetting me.
00:13:20I know.
00:13:22Hi, this is Dr. Failme again.
00:13:24Yeah, I need another order.
00:13:26Yes, I was wondering if you could ship me some Australian tapioca pearls.
00:13:31Yeah.
00:13:32Yeah.
00:13:33And some chia seeds would be a great addition also.
00:13:38Great.
00:13:39Okay, great.
00:13:41Okay, bye-bye. Thanks.
00:13:43Awesome.
00:13:50All right, Mr. Savior.
00:13:51The doctor's written you a prescription for albuterol.
00:13:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:56First of all, albuterol?
00:13:58Absolutely not, sweetheart.
00:13:59Why not?
00:14:00Read my lips.
00:14:01No.
00:14:02Mr. Savior, it's the same thing.
00:14:04It is not the same thing.
00:14:05It's generic. It's cheaper. It's cheaper.
00:14:07No.
00:14:08Yeah.
00:14:09No, absolutely not.
00:14:10Mr. Savior, it's cheaper. It's a good deal, and it's the same thing.
00:14:13Wait one second.
00:14:14Yes.
00:14:15Do you know how long I've been waiting out there?
00:14:17I know. The doctor really likes me.
00:14:19No, you don't know. You don't know.
00:14:21Do you know I suffer?
00:14:22You suffer.
00:14:23From G-A-D.
00:14:25Really?
00:14:26Do you know what that is?
00:14:27Yes, I'm a nurse, sir.
00:14:29I have generalized anxiety disorder.
00:14:31I know.
00:14:32And you're giving me generic.
00:14:33I know.
00:14:34I am not going to deal with this.
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:36I want prevental.
00:14:37Mr. Savior.
00:14:38No. No. I want prevental.
00:14:39But it comes in a nice white, clean inhaler.
00:14:41No, no. I don't like the white.
00:14:42It's beautiful.
00:14:43I want yellow.
00:14:44Are you a P.A.?
00:14:45Yes, of course.
00:14:46You are?
00:14:47Yes.
00:14:48Do you know how to write prescriptions?
00:14:49Oh, I do.
00:14:50Start writing right now.
00:14:51Okay, Mr. Savior, I'll tell you what.
00:14:53I'll write the prescription.
00:14:54You just go ahead and wait in the waiting room.
00:14:56A little bit longer.
00:14:57I'll get this written out and come right back out there.
00:14:59Okay?
00:15:00Of course, you need to have a lot of anxiety.
00:15:01I'm so sorry.
00:15:02A lot of anxiety.
00:15:03I know.
00:15:04It's very stressful.
00:15:05I mean it.
00:15:06Doctor's off to their busy places.
00:15:07A lot of anxiety.
00:15:08Mr. Savior.
00:15:09Busy places.
00:15:10I'll write up this prescription for you right away.
00:15:12Okay?
00:15:13I'll be right with you.
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:19The wake me up for the weekend one.
00:15:21That's sort of a funny story.
00:15:24Dr. Family got that one for me when I fell asleep.
00:15:28Okay?
00:15:29I fell asleep on a Friday afternoon.
00:15:33And I was like, I'll just stay here.
00:15:35It's not...
00:15:36Mr. Winnick!
00:15:37I'll be right back.
00:15:39Mr. Winnick, please.
00:15:46Hello?
00:15:47Animal Care and Control?
00:15:48Yeah, this is Dr. Family's office.
00:15:52We've got a man with rabies here.
00:15:54Would you please send someone quickly?
00:15:56Oh my...
00:15:57Ah!
00:15:58Doctor!
00:15:59Doctor!
00:16:00I'm sorry.
00:16:01He just snuck right in.
00:16:02What?
00:16:03I thought you went to the vet.
00:16:05What is he doing?
00:16:06Mr. Winnick.
00:16:07Mr. Winnick, you must...
00:16:08You're supposed to go to the vet.
00:16:10You should really go to the vet.
00:16:12You should go to the vet.
00:16:13No!
00:16:14No!
00:16:15No!
00:16:16He bit me!
00:16:17Yeah!
00:16:18Dr. Family, are you okay?
00:16:20Are you okay?
00:16:21Mr. Winnick, just come here.
00:16:23Mr. Winnick, I think you should sit.
00:16:24It's okay.
00:16:25He already bit me.
00:16:26Have a seat.
00:16:27I...
00:16:28Would you please just relax?
00:16:29Mr. Winnick.
00:16:30Just come on.
00:16:31Mr. Winnick, no!
00:16:32He bit me!
00:16:34I'm so sorry.
00:16:35Mr. Winnick.
00:16:36Mr. Winnick, please.
00:16:37Please.
00:16:38Stop.
00:16:39Ah!
00:16:40Mr. Winnick.
00:16:41Mr. Winnick.
00:16:42I want you to leave.
00:16:43Ah!
00:16:44Ah!
00:16:45Mr. Winnick.
00:16:46He bit me!
00:16:47Mr. Winnick.
00:16:48Oh my goodness.
00:16:49He bit me.
00:16:50Oh my God.
00:16:51Sir, please.
00:16:52Stop him.
00:16:53No.
00:16:54Stop him.
00:16:55Oh, stop.
00:16:56I'm so sorry.
00:16:57Oh, please sit down.
00:16:58Sir.
00:16:59There is blood.
00:17:00Get out of the way.
00:17:01Mr. Winnick.
00:17:02Why are you trying to bite me again?
00:17:03No.
00:17:04Why are you trying to bite me again?
00:17:05Come on.
00:17:06It's okay.
00:17:07We understand you have a rabid situation here.
00:17:08Oh.
00:17:09Well, this is how we deal with that.
00:17:10Come here.
00:17:11Ah!
00:17:12Ah!
00:17:13Ah!
00:17:14Ah!
00:17:15Ah!
00:17:16Ah!
00:17:17Ah!
00:17:18Oh!
00:17:19Go for it.
00:17:20Go for it.
00:17:21Yes.
00:17:22Yes.
00:17:23Yes.
00:17:24Ah!
00:17:25Well done, McGee.
00:17:26Now, nobody leaves or comes into this office without some rabies vaccine being delivered
00:17:31first, and everybody gets a shot.
00:17:34Hey, you want a pill, Harry?
00:17:36Hey, Dr. Family.
00:17:37How you doing?
00:17:38Here we go.
00:17:39Here we go.
00:17:40Killy.
00:17:41I'm all right.
00:17:42Thanks.
00:17:43Hey, you got anything new today?
00:17:44Actually, I got some grease right from Spain.
00:17:47Oh, right.
00:17:48Yeah.
00:17:49Bring it on.
00:17:54I really want to thank you for what you guys have done today.
00:17:57It really helped us out.
00:17:58Oh, sure.
00:17:59No problem.
00:18:00Right in here.
00:18:01Yeah.
00:18:02Right.
00:18:03I think this is great.
00:18:04You know what?
00:18:05Have a seat.
00:18:06Doctor.
00:18:07Sorry, your stethoscope.
00:18:08So much, Nurse Kitty.
00:18:09Do you need anything?
00:18:10Yes, we do.
00:18:11I want you to bring my guests some green cheese and those Spanish olives I was telling you
00:18:16about.
00:18:17Of course.
00:18:18Perfect.
00:18:19All right.
00:18:20Thank you so much.
00:18:21All right.
00:18:22Bye.
00:18:23Bye.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:25So explain to me exactly what's been going on with you.
00:18:26You been a little down in the dumps?
00:18:27Well, Doc, I don't know.
00:18:28Just been a little down lately.
00:18:29I don't know why.
00:18:30I'll tell you what it is.
00:18:31You know, today our society is full of stress, and to deal with stress, sometimes we just
00:18:38need an old-fashioned mushy hug.
00:18:40Use these.
00:18:42Don't you feel better?
00:18:44Don't you just feel the love?
00:18:46Yes, I do.
00:18:47I know.
00:18:57Well, Doc, another crazy day in the books, huh?
00:18:59Is it time to go home?
00:19:01I think it's time.
00:19:02I'm out of here.
00:19:03Let's do it.
00:19:04Nurse Kitty, you are truly an asset.
00:19:07Oh, thank you.
00:19:08Couldn't have done it without you guys.
00:19:10And you know, we have a new employee now.
00:19:14Bunny, you know, I want to thank you for putting up with such really tough things.
00:19:21They did a great job.
00:19:23So, you think you're going to stick it out at family practice?
00:19:27Um, yeah, well, that would be silly not to in this economy.
00:19:34Excellent.
00:19:35You're staying.
00:19:36She's part of the family.
00:19:38You are now part of the family.
00:19:40That's great.
00:19:41Wonderful.
00:19:43I'm so happy.
00:19:44Well, I think we have time for one more patient.
00:19:47Do we have any more patients?
00:19:48Is that it?
00:19:49I think that's it, Doctor.
00:19:51I'm ready to go.
00:19:57Breakfast.
00:19:58Breakfast.
00:20:04Well, people, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:20:06Terrific.
00:20:07Good night.
00:20:08Have a good night, Doctor.
00:20:09Bunny, good night.
00:20:13My cats don't talk to me.
00:20:16They're taking her side, I'm sure.
00:20:20They hear the sound as if she's coming around and all three of us stare at the door.
00:20:26Goddamn what I said.
00:20:28I sat on her bed that the problem's not her.
00:20:32The problem is me now.
00:20:34Freedom's just another word for watching TV.
00:20:37Let the cold, lonely moonlight wash over me.
00:20:41Freedom's just another word for watching TV.
00:20:46Now there's a hole in the wall where no hole should be.
00:21:11Freedom's just another word for watching TV.
00:21:16Now there's a hole in the wall where no hole should be.
00:21:21Freedom's just another word for watching TV.
00:21:26Now there's a hole in the wall where no hole should be.
00:21:31Freedom's just another word for watching TV.
00:21:36Good morning.
00:21:37How are you?
00:21:38How are you, young lady?
00:21:39How do you think I am?
00:21:40It's so hot out, and we've been waiting here for an hour, and your staff wouldn't even
00:21:41let us in the building.
00:21:42Do you have an appointment?
00:21:43No.
00:21:44We're standing here because we feel like it.
00:21:45Can we please go inside?
00:21:46I, uh...
00:21:47I'm sorry.
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00:22:04I'm sorry.
00:22:05I...
00:22:06Usually the staff let's people in.
00:22:07They see them outside if you have an appointment.
00:22:10Um, come on in.
00:22:11We'll see what's going on.
00:22:12Okay.
00:22:13All right, come on in.
00:22:14Welcome to Dr. Fan-Wu's practice.
00:22:15Come on in.
00:22:16Hey, you know, what's going on?
00:22:17We got people waiting outside.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:19I'm sorry.
00:22:20I'm sorry.
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00:22:34outside hi doctor how are you what do you got oh it's a kitten he was in the
00:22:42office when we came in this morning isn't he sweet how did he get in oh who
00:22:49cares about that I wanted to name him Petunia but our
00:22:53bouncer Bob here you know you really should be concerned about how it got in
00:23:06I mean all the doors and windows were locked this could be a serious security
00:23:11issue don't be ridiculous this beautiful little kitten is perfectly safe aren't
00:23:47I'm gonna help dr. family
00:24:02I'm gonna be watching you
00:24:12she's with another before I've recovered
00:24:18you could have seen
00:24:24the problem was
00:24:31wash
00:24:38there's a hole
00:24:42Oh
00:24:58doctor there's kitty I have a question for you when did we stop accepting
00:25:04affiliated plus oh I can't be bothered with that right now I have something to
00:25:10tell you I think it's important we have people a lot of people have affiliated
00:25:13plus I'll talk to bunny about it but right now I need you to listen and
00:25:17focus focus okay you're not gonna like it I don't like that I will deal with
00:25:25that this is more important I've decided to go back to school I'm gonna get a pet
00:25:31therapy degree you know I had a dream Oh aunt Myrtle was in it with her 13 cats
00:25:38you know and they needed help they needed me doctor and I I have to be
00:25:44there for them and all the other cats I have to be there but still your nurse
00:25:49I'll be around here and there but I need to take some time off to relax and and
00:25:55learn how to hear pets really hear them okay okay I know I don't like it I told
00:26:05you you wouldn't I warned you so what I'm gonna do I'm gonna post an ad on
00:26:11Craigslist okay the Long Island Craigslist it's so useful it's where I
00:26:15got my bicycle so I'm just gonna do that now I'm gonna take a little break okay
00:26:21I'm gonna write a nice ad you're gonna love it just and then I'll be able to
00:26:26take care of your pets okay I'll be able to help so many people so many concerned
00:26:32pet owners I don't have any pets well well I'm gonna get you one okay like a
00:26:41kitten or something lovely it's my calling my second calling I have to
00:26:46okay I'm gonna go write the ad don't you worry doctor family I still love you
00:26:55okay
00:27:02Veronica Veronica ah there you are come on back here how you feeling
00:27:11oh god oh sweetie are you tired oh yeah oh that's why you're here he's gonna
00:27:19take care of you let's go let's oh right down here move it's been there all week
00:27:26I went to the nurse and everything and at my office she said it will go away
00:27:29and it won't and I can't even think it hurts so bad my whole head well it's
00:27:34just a simple you know it's a cyst it's not a it's not very complicated and it
00:27:39probably go away on its own oh no I don't I don't want a cyst it hurts can
00:27:43you do something about it oh sure um you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna
00:27:47recommend you to go over to a dermatologist they handle these kind of
00:27:50things and that's what they do so I'm gonna send you over to a dermatologist okay no
00:27:54you don't want to go to a dermatologist no I'm not going to a dermatologist just the
00:27:58name frightens me
00:28:11why are you afraid of the dermatologist I've been to the dermatologist before
00:28:16all they do is prescribe ridiculously expensive medications that don't even
00:28:20work and I just end up going to my aunt Betty who can fix the problem on her own
00:28:24using her own kitchen utensils I'll go to aunt Betty oh no no no no um I can
00:28:30take care of this for you don't want you to have aunt Betty doing it you know
00:28:35what I'll take care of it for you I haven't done it in a while but I'll do it for
00:28:39you let me get the nurse nurse kitty Oh nurse kitty yes doctor hi nurse kitty
00:28:48I'm gonna remove a boil oh okay okay yeah we'll take care of that for you
00:28:58all right I'll get the tools for you do you want any whiskey or anything I think
00:29:04I may have some vodka in the freezer you know we'll numb the area of course but
00:29:10sometimes a little whiskey helps yeah do you want some no no you sure you're
00:29:18sure yeah okay well I'll take care of you guys I'll be right back all right
00:29:22okay great okay
00:29:28hey bunny I am out of here for the day you can't leave it's not time yet why
00:29:36can't I leave because it's not five o'clock yet yes but I make my own hours
00:29:42me and dr. family have a special arrangement that's not fair
00:29:47there when your security you taking the cat no the cat could stay here well see
00:29:58you next week buddy
00:30:06are you sure you want to do this I was born to do this this is my forte in life
00:30:12is to get this guy let's go all right let's do it
00:30:17you
00:30:33hi are you here for an appointment an appointment no we don't have an
00:30:38appointment today well I'm sorry the doctor family in today well I understand
00:30:46that but this is Sawyer from the health department miss Sawyer from the State
00:30:51Department of Health hi hello welcome to family practice how are you today I'm
00:30:58great thank you is dr. family around yes I think he's with the patients but if we
00:31:03call the nurse I'm sure she'll be able to help you with the patient he's a
00:31:06doctor but he is always with the patient okay okay okay
00:31:10okay Veronica you're all set I feel a lot better God thank you God I'm kind of
00:31:16dizzy though is that all right yeah that's to be expected when the
00:31:19novocaine wears off you'll be back to your normal self okay oh I have some
00:31:24really good strawberry shortcake from Boston in the back would you like a
00:31:28piece okay Oh nurse Kitty nurse Kitty yes would you get Veronica a piece of
00:31:39that delicious Boston strawberry shortcake oh it's so good it'll get you
00:31:45right better oh my god I'll be right back you you want one yeah after a large
00:31:51slice for both of us okay I'll be right back okay well she's getting that why
00:31:55don't you relax and I'll check up on you a little bit hello munchies how you
00:32:12doing yeah this is dr. family from Long Island and New York Central Island to be
00:32:17exact I want to put another order in yeah you have my account number right
00:32:23yeah listen I saw your new catalog you have this new sharp cheddar cheese it's
00:32:27like the extreme sharp sharp cheese I want to I want to take two pounds of
00:32:32that and an order of grandma's rum fruitcake right oh I understand you have
00:32:37another cheese called warthead could you send a pound of that it sounds
00:32:41interesting okay you send it overnight and charge it to my account right dr.
00:32:48family okay thanks so much bye-bye yes
00:32:55are you feeling better yellow albuterol it's preventive you forgot the same
00:33:07medication oh well see that's what I was saying I was saying that mr. savior
00:33:12don't you remember I remember that you're insane hello I'm going to be
00:33:16okay hello I am miss Sawyer from the State Health Department oh I have the
00:33:31best idea fresh Boston strawberry short no thank you no thank you you know can
00:33:44you just give us a tour of the doctor's office please
00:33:54so you were just in the waiting room that's where the patients wait okay I
00:34:00assumed that oh okay this is a lovely room the lights a little off I wish it
00:34:09could be better but we weigh the patients here we keep the medicines here
00:34:13you know I mean locked up and safe I promise but we have you know like a
00:34:19chill zone this is where we like hang out right before we take the patients
00:34:24back come right on mr. saver you've been here you know exactly what it looks like
00:34:30this is a hallway hey we'll worry about this another time do you like the kitty
00:34:39no I'm allergic oh oh I'm so she's allergic with that you should see the
00:34:45doctor make an appointment she's gonna sneeze now okay well anyway the kitty
00:34:50pictures they they're of my aunt Myrtle's cats oh yeah 13 of them rest
00:34:59her soul I used to brush her their teeth and their hair and she'd make scones and
00:35:05we'd have can you show us the rest is the examination room you want to know
00:35:09something really funny actually no doctor reminds me of my aunt Myrtle we
00:35:13don't want to know any funny the man you know you've met him he's a man and he
00:35:18actually likes cake more than scones please it's okay anyway come on keep
00:35:23going okay oh I forgot that's where we work that's where the files are I would
00:35:28well you can't go back sorry so these are the examination rooms we've got
00:35:35that's where I was examined okay I'm sorry mr. savior there's someone in there
00:35:42I'm sorry I'm sorry I told you you couldn't go in there mr. savior I told
00:36:04you I told you I told you while it is
00:36:08security this is we can't take this no more
00:36:13I'm going to have an asthma attack you guys are going to be called on what's
00:36:30going on he left early I think you should fire him but the family you are
00:36:46going to need an attorney nurse kitty contact our attorney I'm an attorney a
00:36:55tax attorney attorney oh hi I'm representing dr. family what's your
00:37:00complaint malpractice Oh article 4473 a person filing a complaint against
00:37:09another person cannot be present during the inspection and therefore your claim
00:37:13is invalid actually that's the New Jersey state law the New York state law
00:37:18is article four five eight niner you have been take a rise take a rise isn't
00:37:22a real word yeah and anyway she's right you can't be
00:37:55oh well I got your text dr. family Oh God was a strawberry shortcake it's in
00:38:01the back you text such a schoolgirl oh my god you all categorized mr. savior
00:38:11yeah I have a proposition for you what is that something you can't refuse I'll
00:38:15treat that condition right now I need us plus give you two more treatments if you
00:38:19drop the complaint make it three and treatment ah one plus two is three I
00:38:24understand so and we have a deal deal okay funny I need you please take mr.
00:38:29savior to the exam room please please bunny it's not my job please bunny I
00:38:33need someone to take me there this way mr. savior thank you I'll be in
00:38:39momentarily
00:38:54well really hate to inject this but um who's gonna take the little guy oh I
00:39:01already decided I want to adopt the cat sweet
00:39:25she's coming
00:39:28stare at the door
00:39:31what I said
00:39:34that the problem
00:39:37is me
00:39:39watching TV
00:39:45just another word
00:39:49now there's a hole
00:39:54Oh
00:40:24what's going on here opening today at 1 p.m. why would your staff schedule me
00:40:41for an 11 o'clock appointment when you're opening in two hours later 11
00:40:45o'clock I was scheduled for 945 what are we in a stupid little sitcom here come
00:40:50on man this is real life
00:40:56let me let you inside and I'll check with my step
00:41:01sounds good
00:41:20good morning doctor how are you great kitty and how are you wonderful and
00:41:27bunny how are you this fine morning the patients have been yelling at me since I
00:41:34got in there three hours late ah but I have a good reason why I was late I
00:41:39discovered this new dessert it's called vodka oh it's delicious and it's
00:41:45chocolate would you like a slice Oh doctor it looks amazing look bouncer Bob
00:41:51it doesn't that look good oh my it does look good
00:41:54yummy it's vodka and I had it imported from Okinawa it's chocolate would you
00:42:00like a slice sure I'll take a slice honey no thanks
00:42:06Bobka makes my stomach upset Oh deal with it
00:42:36my
00:43:06hello hi can I help you yeah I was just wondering I've been here since 9 in the
00:43:31morning and I didn't get a chance to eat anything this morning so I was
00:43:35wondering maybe I'd have some time before I hey you didn't have any
00:43:39breakfast today that's terrible did you know that breakfast is the most
00:43:43important meal of the day would you like some vodka yeah thank you um how do I
00:43:50get back there oh here let me hey thanks
00:43:58come on back let's go oh it's so good it's delicious
00:44:21eat up sweetie come on let's sit down
00:44:30by the way what's your name Marina Marina de la Vega de la Vega like Zorro
00:44:38uh-huh that's so cool
00:44:43pardon Zorro's last name was de la Vega
00:44:52what is it can I have another piece oh yes please help yourself there you go
00:45:01yummy can I see your hands for a moment
00:45:08oh it hurts son that's why I came in mm-hmm I think you have carpal tunnel
00:45:15syndrome carpal tunnel syndrome it's very common with people who work on
00:45:19computers instead of being out fighting for justice
00:45:25protecting the innocent and doing away with the evildoers you know I'm gonna do
00:45:39I'm gonna prescribe you physical therapy in the meantime be nice to your hands
00:45:43try not to use them too much and you can find a simple brace in your local drug
00:45:49store that will help all right well thank you so much
00:45:54nurse kitty would you please pack up some vodka for senorita marina de la
00:46:03vega of course I'll be right back
00:46:19kitty yes doctor why'd you want to become a nurse oh wow that was so many
00:46:36years ago I was trying to decide what school to go to and I was choosing
00:46:41between being a nurse or a pet therapist and so I was on my way to my aunt
00:46:46Mildred's one day for a session with her cats and I picked up a copy of the
00:46:51stock market report and I was reading it and going through it and I realized the
00:46:56way the economy was going we were bound for a recession and no one would be able
00:47:01to afford a pet therapist so I became a nurse I mean it's practically the same
00:47:08thing anyway interesting have you always wanted to be a doctor me no I
00:47:16never really wanted to be a doctor what did you want to be my really want to be
00:47:22was a superhero a superhero how lovely oh but not very practical yeah that's
00:47:29what my parents told me that it wasn't practical and I didn't have any real
00:47:33superpowers anyway and most of the superheroes in the comics well they had
00:47:37regular day jobs and well I was wondering it what kind of job would a
00:47:45future superhero get to get superpowers and I figured well one way would be
00:47:51through a medical experiment but that's why I became a doctor oh but doctor
00:47:58you're a general practitioner you don't go anywhere near medical experiments in
00:48:02fact all the things we have here confirmed by the US Food and Drug
00:48:07Administration yeah well nobody told me about that well what superpower did you
00:48:13want to have hurry up in there the patients are getting annoying oh I'm
00:48:18sorry bunny what are they doing keep smiling bunny stop of course they're
00:48:26gonna smile I'm just being friendly tell them I'll be right there
00:48:30bunny bunny if you could have any superpower which one would it be
00:48:38death glare
00:48:43yeah
00:48:46you
00:48:55everything every phone number in this area is six three one it's absolutely
00:49:01imperative that next Sunday you go to the f-stop laundry mat on Eris Lane and
00:49:08bring a package of sliced black forest ham with you do you understand me
00:49:16and you should switch Chinese restaurants it's the one you're going to
00:49:20is not a good I don't eat Chinese well it's affecting your inner balance
00:49:34merits doctor's ready to see you
00:49:47hello miss merits how are you doing today fine thanks do you mind if I ask
00:49:55you a question sure if you could have any superpower in the world which one
00:50:02would it be probably something mental like telepathy I'm already a psychic so
00:50:13might as well build on what I've got right psychic huh mm-hmm oh I heard you
00:50:20had vodka could I have these sure nurse kitty did you know that miss merits is a
00:50:32psychic no she is oh how wonderful is it nice knowing the future sometimes what
00:50:43did you need oh I'm sorry yes mrs. merits would like a slice of
00:50:47babka could you you'll get her a slice absolutely do you have any advice for me
00:51:03there is a great change coming in your life you must embrace and accept it
00:51:20change mm-hmm and you should try a different type of toothpaste really
00:51:33absolutely no one steamed I'm gonna take your glasses break a bunch of
00:51:41millions steal your girl I'm not gonna sleep with organizations like this
00:51:44they're all sleeping with each other yeah I bet you got a little sex going on
00:51:51yeah I'll tell you what's going on here I've been waiting here for three and a
00:51:53half hours she comes out and tells me sir doctor told me to tell you it's
00:51:57gonna be one more hour that's four and a half hours I'm not waiting here another
00:52:01hour you're gonna see me now right now I'm gonna burn this place down sir you
00:52:06need to calm down and relax huh I'll show you Tom very good except for you
00:52:23bunny bunny bunny what are you doing I can't believe bunny did that to us what
00:52:30was she thinking what is her world she was so badly behaved I appropriate I
00:52:35should have seen that coming I know you'd have oh where were you oh my
00:52:41goodness oh my god this is without remorse my favorite band this is the
00:52:53best heavy metal band in the world I love you guys what are you doing here
00:52:59going on our first European tour Germany actually and the label says you have to
00:53:03look at physicals now oh no problem you're in the right place like I can
00:53:06give you you know what I'll give you a two-for-one you know yeah we can do it
00:53:11right all right and you know what I got but sweet yeah so you know what come
00:53:17with me and we'll get you started we'll get you out of here okay
00:53:23oh just so lovely aren't they does love that band absolutely wonderful oh hey
00:53:31bunny how you doing sweetie which examination room did you put him in to
00:53:36oh well he's just gonna have to wait till the end of the day right there we
00:53:41don't reward bad behavior at dr. family's practice oh I thought he was
00:53:48huge
00:53:53oh it's so good to see you up and doing well and you're an animal control
00:54:15officer now I wanted to thank the doctor for what he did to me last week if it
00:54:20wasn't for him I wouldn't have got that job in the animal control office
00:54:27oh you're just looking so amazing
00:54:51there's kitty I have wonderful news I am retiring from the medical field and
00:54:57going on the road with a rock band I am going to be a rock star oh I don't like
00:55:10that I love you guys
00:55:20that's not so bad we have to do something the doctor's not suitable for
00:55:34what he's getting into I agree what are you so worried about he's a balding
00:55:40middle-aged weirdo he's not going anywhere I can have a dog get it to bite
00:55:45him they're not gonna send him on a rock tour when he's been bitten by a dog poor
00:55:49dr. family all day long he's been talking about the things he wanted to do
00:55:53with his life he wanted to be Zorro he wanted to be a superhero you know if he
00:56:00went with the rock band he'd get to travel the world do all these wonderful
00:56:05and different things I understand the desire to be on stage I wanted to be a
00:56:12dancer when I was younger
00:56:35hey isn't this great I am so thrilled this is the best day of my life my
00:56:41dreams are finally coming true I am becoming a rock star you know the psychic
00:56:45girl was so right I mean when she told me came true she said change was coming
00:56:50and this is it I am now going to be a rock star kitty what are you doing down
00:56:57there Oh doctor please don't leave us you just can't do it what are we gonna
00:57:04do without you what are your patients gonna do without you we need you central
00:57:10I slip needs you oh I know kitty and I'll miss you too but you know what the
00:57:17psychic said change would come and I would have to accept it embrace it so I
00:57:23have I am now going to be the next big thing you'll see
00:57:34you it's meant to be you think that it's meant to be because the psychic said so
00:57:43she's a fraud they're all frauds they spout out random rubbish but who knows
00:57:50what that vaguely corresponds to something in your life eventually and
00:57:54then you believe it come on it's ridiculous you are rock star you are a
00:58:01balding middle-aged man going through a midlife crisis you think anyone is
00:58:10going to pay to see you perform it's just it's so completely and utterly
00:58:19stupid
00:58:22Oh
00:58:28poor bunny she's gonna need an x-ray you know she was right Oh doctor don't be
00:58:36silly you can do anything you put your mind to I don't sing I don't play any
00:58:42instruments and I'm tone-deaf well I'm sure if you simply practiced you'd get
00:58:47it I took piano lessons for eight years and I still can't find the C key oh it's
00:58:54to the left of the two black keys you know kitty I'm a doctor not a rock star
00:59:03and besides I really enjoy taking care of my patients I enjoy being with them
00:59:08and you know I enjoy having cake with them oh too you're certainly a good
00:59:14doctor and besides I don't have any superpowers I'm just not I cut out for
00:59:22that you know oh you're a hero to me thanks what kind of superpowers did you
00:59:31want anyway you know I used to go bike riding with my friends when I was a kid
00:59:35mm-hmm and this one time my friend Tim he took a bad fall over his handlebars
00:59:41and he he busted his leg and it was blood all over the place and he was
00:59:45screaming in pain I felt so helpless I could do nothing and yeah at that time I
00:59:50just wish I would have had the power to touch him to take his pain away mm-hmm
00:59:55dr. Henry family I think you chose the right profession doctor move two steps
01:00:03to your right
01:00:11Oh
01:00:41Oh
01:01:11Oh
01:01:27hey-ho hey has a British army come by land or by sea let me observe thy steeple
01:01:36by Old North Church aha they come by Boston Harbor mr. doors take a message
01:01:46get it to New York make sure they seize the customs house right away general
01:01:51Washington this is so wrong do either of you know your history
01:02:01besides Paul Revere was an imbecile just wanted attention
01:02:08God didn't deserve it though funny stop it we all know our American history
01:02:13don't we doctor absolutely besides we don't have enough characters to play all
01:02:19the parts so I'm playing George Washington and Paul Revere
01:02:27stand aside militiamen you traded last week dr. family decided to reenact the
01:02:38Revolutionary War with complete disregard for the places people and
01:02:45events involved I don't really know how that's possible anyway I told him that I
01:02:52wouldn't be involved unless I complete Benedict Arnold's he was a great general
01:02:57and history is completely misrepresented him he won so many battles we would have
01:03:04won the war if it wasn't for him and okay so he switched sides the Americans
01:03:10practically betrayed him they wouldn't promote him they wouldn't give him
01:03:13credit for what he did one of his political opponents practically tried to
01:03:18start a lawsuit against him so the people around him mistreated him and he
01:03:25left them and he switched sides it was the right thing to do I would have done
01:03:28the same thing and I admire him for doing that and I think that more people
01:03:33should give him credit for what he did he was a really great man
01:04:18Oh
01:04:33no we don't do surgical procedures here well if your appendix just broke then
01:04:39you should go to the hospital Sony Brooks just a little ways away well if
01:04:44you can't drive then you should call an ambulance that's what normal people do
01:04:48excuse me okay fine I guess you are stupid well pick up the phone dial 9-1-1
01:04:58and call them excuse me I'm here to see Henry our wife family is he in yes do
01:05:04you have an appointment no this is not physician related which means no I am
01:05:10not a patient well if you're not a patient and you don't have an
01:05:15appointment then he can't see him what are you doing I'm polishing the doctor's
01:05:24sword what does it look like I'm doing
01:05:37it's Henry and of course he's in it's his office okay can I see him yes yes of
01:05:44course I'm gonna take this patient back and I'll send him right out okay thank
01:05:48you Gregory oh okay no women didn't serve in the British military this kid
01:05:58Oh actually you should have one of the men wearing the red yes well I doubt
01:06:02they served in the American militia either no besides I thought I'd serve
01:06:06the day as a source of imagination and creativity for dr. family he's it's a
01:06:12very dependent guy dependent on what Oh his imagination dr. family
01:06:21Harry Lancaster Oh Harry no doctor it's Gregory let's get started have a seat
01:06:31why are you crossing off great you're writing Harry I just told you my name
01:06:35was Gregory I changed it goodbye you crazy lobster back oh you don't think
01:06:41you can win do you oh oh and your little brother is in the waiting room
01:06:47he'd like to see you he called me by my Christian name I wish he wouldn't do
01:06:52that I mean where are we church honestly I'd wish you'd talk to him Oh Jonathan
01:06:58tell him I'll talk to him please
01:07:02excuse me what is your name why do you care let me put it this way what name
01:07:16did he give you bunny do you like that name not particularly so
01:07:27Belladonna Belladonna could you please walk back and see what's taking Henry
01:07:33so long I won't help please do it because I would hate for this to turn
01:07:39into a situation
01:07:42you
01:07:54the Redcoats are going to infiltrate from the north we must be ready to shoot
01:07:59only when we see the whites of their eyes what battle is this again only the
01:08:03biggest battle of the war the better for poker rattan I don't remember that
01:08:10battle from schooling your teachers weren't very bright I was homeschooled
01:08:14parents taught me Henry hey little brother Jonathan or doctor will be
01:08:23sufficient Henry hey how are you and how's your practice out west I don't
01:08:28have a little practice I run a major medical facility in New York City which
01:08:33you're crazy not to join I know but you know I'm very happy here in central
01:08:37little brother your patients are waiting that's a surprise
01:08:46how did you get out here without going through the front door funny honestly
01:08:52sometimes they like to sneak out the window in the office no really doctor
01:08:56you must cater to your patients now come on okay we can talk inside come on
01:09:08you
01:09:12well looking good on this end aside from the odd way that your heart is beating I
01:09:18would say you're perfectly healthy the other way my heart is beating yeah yes
01:09:23it is that's a problem where I come from well where do you come from I'm from
01:09:28around here well central I slept me too you know it's like we're practically
01:09:33related why don't you get dressed and I'll meet you up front to see the nurse
01:09:38okay all right what are you doing running around in these crazy getups
01:09:46like children how old are you look my staff and I are recreating the American
01:09:52Revolution it's something I like to do every April 18th look I got a call from
01:09:58the Savior last week her brother was a patient here a couple weeks ago right
01:10:02yeah he's a regular he's a regular he's pounding the pavement looking for a law
01:10:06firm that will bring malpractice against you are you aware of that now practice
01:10:10I haven't committed any malpractice he's got nothing on me and I'm not worried
01:10:15he's pounding the pavement in Manhattan he is going to find a law firm that will
01:10:20beat you down if you're guilty or not you're dangling in public if you thought
01:10:28about my offer I really don't want to consider your offer even if it's
01:10:31generous little brother ah I see you found our stash Henry donuts coffee I
01:10:47would not spend my hard-earned compensation on my staff like this what
01:10:52do you pay them for well I like to I like my staff to feel comfortable and I
01:10:57want them to know that I appreciate their work understood but this is way
01:11:02over the top I mean don't you have a fine for the day
01:11:05what'd you bring today lobster rolls Kenny yes doctor I forgot to bring in
01:11:15the food oh doctor what are we going to do I'm sorry we'll fix it this is why
01:11:23the Saviors are going after you Henry stop it the Saviors are not going after
01:11:27him he's done nothing wrong besides mr. Savior is crazy but that's normal in
01:11:34these parts Katrina leave I'm sorry are you talking to me a
01:11:40kitty stay Katrina leave Katrina would you control yourself
01:11:58kitty doctor wanted to know if you need anything Oh Bonnie that's sweet oh I know
01:12:07you don't like it here I'm sorry but honestly do you really like seeing dr.
01:12:14family quarrel with his little brother
01:12:19you're right I don't like dr. family but I absolutely despise his brother I
01:12:28propose you and me make a pact we are going to take down Jonathan I need to
01:12:47talk to you what I have had it with you okay had it I am tired of you coming in
01:12:52here disrupting everything and making me look like an idiot I am perfectly
01:12:55confident and capable of running my own practice how do I know you care about me
01:12:59and you're out trying to do the right thing but stop how am I disrupting a zoo
01:13:04you're walking around with a sword in your practice I've already offered you a
01:13:09legitimate practice this is a legitimate practice and we do the right thing here
01:13:12we I care about my patients and I care about my staff and they care about me I
01:13:16don't know what kind of report you have with your staff but we have a very good
01:13:20report here we're like a family it's just a name practice exploring people
01:13:24looking for law firms for malpractice because some people just looking to make
01:13:28a buck on somebody they need that they really if you want to reform health care
01:13:31let's start with the malpractice insurance you look at them they're rude
01:13:35and sir so are you I don't like the way you talk to my help I talked to your
01:13:41help yeah and you know what obviously you don't see have a problem with it so
01:13:45how would you like to solve this problem what do you have in mind sir I challenge
01:13:50you to a Hamilton bird type duel you're on you're on you're on and you're done
01:13:58no you're going down you're going down just like you did when you were a kid
01:14:02you're going down you're going down little brother
01:14:05me
01:14:17okay guys these are the rules and regulations for an Aaron Burr Hamilton
01:14:22duel there is none I want you to count three steps and turn and fire when I
01:14:29blow my whistle ready one
01:14:39one stop walking one two three when I blow the whistle
01:14:47turn around and fire
01:14:59I want to thank you all for what you've done today made this battle a major
01:15:28success and even though you were on the wrong side you still came through at the
01:15:33time of your captain's need or your general and actually now sir Bob great
01:15:38job bunny I'm really sorry about my brother being a pain but this is the way
01:15:44he is but you guys really did a great job taking care of him I love it thank
01:15:48you so much and you know what you all deserve a medal but that'll have to wait
01:15:54until next week okay it's Friday and it's time to say goodnight let's go
01:16:09doc buddy kitty oh no not again
01:16:25to me
01:16:33stare at the door
01:16:37I said
01:16:54now there's a hole