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  • 11/1/2014
Comedy / Musical (1983) 60 minutes ~ Color

Two friends travel to a ski resort, with one looking to hit the slopes, while the other spends time trying to pick up women.

Director: David Mitchell

Writers: Damian Lee, David Mitchell

Stars: Jim Carrey, Alan Thicke, Richard Gautier
Transcript
00:00I know a place on the other side, the other side of this crazy life, not far from the great divide, dividing me from the grace of the city like the cut of a knife.
00:25Sailing down slopes at speed, I'm breathing in air, I need to polish my fever and glow. Someday soon you'll see just what I mean in Colorado.
00:41The snow takes me anywhere, like a dream, but I don't have to pretend, so I'll be heading that way and stay until the summer makes it end.
00:57Sailing down slopes at speed, I'm breathing in air, I need to polish my fever and glow. Someday soon you'll see just what I mean in Colorado.
01:28Please, keep an eye on the truck.
01:29Will do.
01:33Oh, Michelle.
01:35Now listen, babe, we have pulled off some pretty big races in our time out, wait. Well, remember that this is the richest pro-ski race ever, so let's really keep it light-hearted, let's make it good, okay? Remember, there are a lot of heavy people on the way here right now.
01:48I can feel the sun in my veins. I can feel the sound of my heart on fire. Let the mountain dogs whisper and sing. Let them scream and lift me higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher.
02:18Higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher and higher, higher
02:48mmm
02:59see when I talk to women like I can't seem to be myself like I get nervous
03:05tonight when I get carried away trying to be someone else yeah well I've heard
03:10it split personalities before but Jack Nicholson is 30,000 feet now that is
03:13extreme. It's dangerous. It's very bizarre Bobby and you ought to see somebody about that and tell
03:19me that is your friend. It's a problem. It was a great impression though. It's not funny. Well you
03:26worry too much you know you and I and whoever else you got locked up in there. We're gonna
03:30take Club Med by storm. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We'll take Club Med by drizzle.
04:30Hey what a place. Yeah sure it's the Grimsby Hotel. They'll be glad to hear that. I'll be sure to tell
04:50them. Hey shouldn't we go over and sign up for some skiing classes? There's time to do that. First of
04:56all why don't we go over to the bar and check out the chickens. Cavities here we come. Gentlemen. Welcome to Club Med. Thank you. Have you seen your first visit to one of our clubs? No. Well my friend's first visit. If he doesn't get out much he needs to socialize a little more. We have an excellent staff of G.O's to look after you. G.O's? G.O's that's Gentil Organisateur. They take care of the business around here.
05:26The business of Arlington. They are here to make sure that you will have an excellent week of holidays. Well we're ready to start. I'm Jackson this is Bobby. I'm Jean-Jacques the chief of the village. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. We have everything you could need in holidays.
05:44You sure do. Come at the bar. Have a drink. Very nice. This is a special cocktail from France.
05:54It's called the Kir Royal. Kir Royal. Cheers. And the skiing is very good. Tomorrow
06:05we have a pro world championship. In addition we have a pro-am and a special concert before the race.
06:15Jean-Jacques what about the pro-am ski race? Who's in charge of it? That's being organized by Mr.
06:21Silverton. He's here at the hotel? He's staying here with his staff. He's the man I gotta see.
06:26You and many other people. Well they'll just have to wait.
06:31I got some business to take care of. You take care of my man here. See you later.
06:51Hey what do you think you're doing? Oh just looking. Oh yeah well he's holding his gear
07:09all the way from Canada. Ronnie Hawkins sure won't be pleased if he catches you
07:13messing around with any of his equipment. This is great. Romp and Ronnie Hawkins
07:18playing right here in the mountains. I saw him when he played in Grimsby once.
07:22What a night. How long you guys gonna be here? About two days. You a skier? No not really. Wish
07:31I was. Wish I was something or somebody. Yeah like who? Well I don't know. Maybe someone like
07:40Sammy Davis Jr.
07:47I'm the man who jangles and he dances for you
07:55you
08:06silver hair a ragged shirt and baggy pants
08:26Lord he would jump so high and he'd rightly touch them
08:39that was Mr. Belljangles
08:49what in the hell is going on what are you trying to do kid upstage the old hawk gee mr hawkins i'm
09:06sorry i was i was just don't sound too bad kid you sound kind of familiar i think i might have
09:11heard you somewhere before thank you all right boys we got to go through these tunes we got
09:18those rich jet set skiers coming in tomorrow so let's let's start rehearsing try to get
09:23them tightened up let's start with low dive see what we'll see what we can do with it
09:40if you don't mind put just a little more country feel in a little more
09:44oompty-doompty cowboy rhythm okay right let's try again
10:00just about a year ago
10:13go
10:33i'm gonna do some training you want to come no way now i'll just slow you down
10:38yeah you're probably right you know what are you gonna do that just hang out here
10:41why don't you try the hot tub um i think they're kind of crowded right now yeah well maybe the bar
10:48later i'll meet you at the bar all right great you'll be there all right okay good luck jackson
11:01son
11:11from the magazine he said i was on the way
11:18somewhere lost connection ran out of songs
11:31like my plans fell through
11:41so
11:49forever a song that i've sung
12:10oh
12:30hi how you doing hi yeah you uh well look at that guy he's fast isn't he they're all fast
12:38yeah i guess yeah you mind if i take a couple runs with you guys
12:42sure go right in yeah thanks i appreciate it
13:08so
13:21that ain't no water bed
13:38so
13:47ah
13:59Hi.
14:00Are you one of those pro skiers?
14:03Oh, no.
14:04Not me.
14:05I don't go for those pain forks.
14:06What kind of sports do you go in for?
14:07Well, I'll tell you.
14:08I like to spend at poolside.
14:09Oh, and occasionally get happy feet.
14:10Oh!
14:11Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:13Oh!
14:14Oh!
14:15Oh!
14:16Oh!
14:17Oh!
14:18Oh!
14:19Oh!
14:20Oh!
14:21Oh!
14:22Oh!
14:23Oh!
14:24Oh!
14:25Oh!
14:26Oh!
14:27Oh!
14:28Oh!
14:29Oh!
14:30Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:32Oh!
14:33Oh!
14:34And when I get bored, I occasionally get Jacques Cousteau happy feet.
14:50Woo!
14:51Woo!
14:52Woo!
14:53Woo!
14:54Woo!
14:55Woo!
14:56Woo!
14:57Woo!
14:58Woo!
14:59Woo!
15:12Woo!
15:23Are you having a good time?
15:24Sure am.
15:26You work here long?
15:28Not too long.
15:29I'm from Colorado, originally.
15:31Since I've worked above that, I've been all over the place.
15:33France, Haiti, Egypt.
15:36When I came here a couple of months ago,
15:38it was just like coming home.
15:39You must do a lot of skiing.
15:41Yeah, I do lots of skiing, but I do more eating.
15:48There's some really nice looking ladies here.
15:51The family sure is.
15:52I have trouble meeting them, because I think I'm crazy.
15:56I'm going to try the macho approach.
15:58It seems to work sometimes.
16:00You think so?
16:01Oh, yeah.
16:02It's all a matter of style.
16:03You just got to work on it.
16:05Maybe you're right.
16:09I'm going to give it a shot.
16:18How's it going?
16:19Oh, good.
16:20Great.
16:22Yeah, real good.
16:23Real good.
16:24Rust is off, and I'm ready to roll.
16:25Are you racing tomorrow?
16:26Yeah, well, I hope to be.
16:27Yeah.
16:28I'm a pro-air.
16:29Jackson Rees is my name.
16:30Chicago.
16:31Waterbed.
16:32I do my own commercials.
16:34All right.
16:35Welcome to Club Men.
16:36I'm Yogi.
16:37Thanks.
16:38Hi, Yogi.
16:39That's my friend Bobby down there.
16:40Have you met him?
16:41You seem to be doing pretty well.
16:43Gee, I'm a guy of old and old who got what I want.
16:52And I got what you need.
16:56You sure do.
17:01Hey, Yogi, have you seen Michelle?
17:03Not since you went to her house here about a hundred miles an hour.
17:06You didn't use the word.
17:09Word?
17:10What word?
17:11Race.
17:12Race?
17:13That's about it.
17:14Race.
17:15Very important now.
17:16Oh, my.
17:17You're building your bank before you're a hero, is that it?
17:19Well, you know, an opening didn't show up on that pro-am spot.
17:25I kind of have thumbs to Yogi, though.
17:28Come on.
17:29Yogi?
17:30Well, I'll tell you what.
17:32Maybe he'll challenge you for the spot.
17:34Hey, Yogi, do you want to race Jackson for that last pro-am spot?
17:37Sure.
17:38I'm easy.
17:39How's that sound, Jackson?
17:40It's great.
17:41Fine with me.
17:42Yeah, the extra run will probably do me some good.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Well, we'll see about that.
17:46All right.
17:47I really appreciate it.
17:49Me and Yogi.
17:50Oh, no problem.
18:11Good morning.
18:12Good morning.
18:18Sure he's going to be on time today?
18:20I think so.
18:21Yeah, looks like he'll be going about 10 o'clock and play for a couple hours before the races
18:26start.
18:27Great.
18:28Sounds good to me.
18:58So all I really have to do is beat out old Porky the bartender here and I'm in.
19:11You know what I mean?
19:12That's great, Jackson.
19:13I can't wait.
19:14Did you see how those girls were hanging out at the pros last night?
19:17Oh, they love the skiers.
19:18They do.
19:19The girls love them all the time.
19:20Incredible.
19:21Incredible.
19:22Excuse me.
19:23Are these seats taken?
19:24No.
19:25Go right ahead.
19:26Don't mind if we do.
19:27You know, I used to do this early in the day.
19:29No, not recently.
19:30Aren't you Sunny's assistant?
19:32That's right.
19:33Yeah.
19:34I'm Jackson Reach.
19:35This is Bobby Todd.
19:36Hi.
19:37Hi, Jackson.
19:38Nice to meet you.
19:39Hi, Bobby.
19:40Do you know this guy Yogi?
19:41Seems everybody does.
19:42Yeah?
19:43What do you know about him?
19:44He makes good Caesar.
19:45Yeah, good.
19:46But what about his skiing?
19:47Well, he used to be pretty good at one time.
19:50You have to beat him to get in the prime, don't you?
19:53Yes, I do.
19:54I do.
19:55I do.
19:56I'm sorry.
19:57Don't take Yogi too lightly.
19:59Really, Jackson.
20:00You ought to go at this slowly.
20:02Look, the only thing that's going to be moving slowly today is that humongoid coming down
20:06the hill.
20:07You know what I'm talking about?
20:08I have some prep work to do on my skis.
20:10I'll leave you two to sit and chat, and I will see you later.
20:13OK.
20:14Bye.
20:15Bye, Jackson.
20:16Good luck, buddy.
20:17Good luck.
20:18Your friend seems a little overconfident.
20:20Well, Jackson, I wish I had half his confidence.
20:23In skiing?
20:24In anything.
20:25You were looking at the world's greatest strikeout team.
20:32Ann Landers just doesn't write back anymore.
20:35Oh, everybody feels like a loser once in a while.
20:38Well, that's easy for you to say.
20:40You lead a fascinating life.
20:42Fast-paced, great people.
20:44Life on the road.
20:45It's OK, I guess.
20:47Sure beats Grimsby, I'll tell you.
20:50Back there, you're considered worldly if you buy your lunch at Grimsby.
20:54Buy your lunch at work instead of brown-bagging it.
20:57Oh, it can't be that bad.
20:59Sometimes we get really wild and drive to Buffalo for chicken wing.
21:03I shouldn't laugh.
21:04After this race, I may be back in Sault Ste.
21:06Marie, my hometown.
21:08Why?
21:09You getting fired?
21:11No, but I think I made the mistake of falling in love with my boss.
21:17Makes it impossible for me to do my job.
21:20I love my work and I love him, so I had both to lose.
21:25Doesn't he feel the same way?
21:26He thinks I'm just a kid.
21:28I don't even know how to make him notice me.
21:30Why don't you tell him?
21:32Well, he'd just laugh.
21:35And that would hurt worse than being fired.
21:38Well, Michelle, I'm no expert on the subject,
21:42but maybe I can come up with an idea.
21:50Hi, guys.
21:52How's it going?
21:53Hey.
21:54How are you?
21:55Good.
21:56Pardon me.
21:57Didn't mean to get in your way there.
21:59Waxing up, I see.
22:00Huh?
22:01I'll use this kind of wax.
22:02I like this.
22:03I use this on my lips.
22:04Like that.
22:05How's that?
22:06I like that.
22:07I like that.
22:08I like that.
22:09I like that.
22:10I like that.
22:11I like that.
22:12I like that.
22:13I like that.
22:14I like that.
22:15I like that.
22:16I like that.
22:17I like that.
22:18I like that.
22:19I like that.
22:20I like that.
22:21How's it going?
22:22Huh?
22:23How's my hair?
22:24Huh?
22:25I'm Jackson Reed.
22:26Jackson.
22:27You're racing today?
22:28Yeah.
22:29Yeah.
22:30In the Pro-Am.
22:31That sounds good.
22:32Yeah.
22:33I'm looking forward to it.
22:34I have a challenge race first, though.
22:35Me and one other guy.
22:36We're racing for that last remaining spot in the Pro-Am.
22:39Yeah?
22:40But I got it covered.
22:41No problem.
22:42You know what I mean?
22:43Who's the guy?
22:44Well, he's that big walrus of a bartender.
22:45Yeah.
22:46Big fat guy.
22:47Yogi?
22:48Yeah.
22:49You know him, right?
22:50Yeah.
22:51Big guy.
22:52Mountain of the mountain.
22:53That guy.
22:54Probably looks like a motor home on skis, eh?
22:57Have you seen it?
22:58You know the guy?
22:59Yeah.
23:00Orson Welles Memorial Ski Tournament.
23:01He's in.
23:02How's the guy let himself get like that?
23:03I don't know.
23:04Hope he doesn't run out of control down the hill.
23:05He could wipe out the village with one shot.
23:06Yeah.
23:07I asked him what his name was.
23:08And if he drove a truck, he said his name was Hot Stuff.
23:09And I just said, good luck.
23:18Good luck.
23:20All right.
23:22Bonne chance, too.
23:23Good.
23:24I got it in two languages.
23:25Good luck.
23:26All right.
23:28I'm ready.
23:29Oh, far out.
23:30Rocky Mountain High.
23:31OK.
23:32We'll do it.
23:33Be watching.
23:34Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Club Med and World Pro Skiing Championship.
23:37To start the day on the right note, here is ramping Ronnie Hawkins.
23:44This is a rock and roll tune called Family Day.
26:08Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Copper Mountain, the site of the world
26:37professional ski championships today.
26:38I'm Dan Whitby, your course announcer for today's event.
26:39First of all, I'd like to remind you all that there is a concert going on right now over
26:40in front of the Club Med building, featuring the one and only Ramping Ronnie Hawkins.
26:41It will be continuing until the semifinals and the finals of this dual format.
26:42It's head-to-head World Pro Ski Championships, as you know, and they'll be getting underway
26:43here this afternoon.
26:44There's plenty of action coming up.
26:45I'm Dan Whitby, your course announcer for today's event.
26:46First of all, I'd like to remind you all that there is a concert going on right now over
26:47in front of the Club Med building, featuring the one and only Ramping Ronnie Hawkins.
26:48It will be continuing until the semifinals and the finals of this dual format.
26:49It's head-to-head World Pro Ski Championships, as you know, and they'll be getting underway
26:50here this afternoon.
26:51There's plenty of action coming up...
26:52Hey, Charlie.
26:53How are the gates working?
26:54Well, I had a little trouble with the glue, but I think we've got it together now.
26:55Okay.
26:56Well, as long as we start on time.
26:57No problem at all.
26:58Good man.
27:00Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:01Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:02Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:03Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:04Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:05Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:06Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:07Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:08Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:09Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:10Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:11Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:12Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:13Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:14Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:15Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:16Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:17Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:18Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:19Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:20Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:21Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:22Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:23Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:24Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:25Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:26Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:27Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:28Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:29Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:30Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:31Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:32Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:33Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:34Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:35Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:36Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:37Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:38Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:39Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:40Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:41Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:42Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:43Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:44Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:45Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:46Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:47Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:48Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:49Oh, Lord, stuck in the mud.
27:51A big towel.
27:52No, a white sheet.
27:53We need a white sheet with a hem.
27:55A sheet?
27:56OK.
27:57I think you need to speak with Jean-Jacques and Daniel.
27:59Jean-Jacques.
28:00Daniel.
28:09No, no.
28:10We need another sheet.
28:11A new sheet.
28:12A fresh sheet?
28:13Yeah, a fresh white sheet.
28:15And a robe.
28:16Qu'est-ce que c'est?
28:17Chicken corn.
28:19Ah, robe.
28:21Tiens, encore des origines un peu bizarres.
28:23Euh, kinky.
28:24Ah, kinky.
28:25I hear about kinky.
28:27Oh, that's just to go around my head.
28:29On your head?
28:30Yeah.
28:35Green sheet.
28:36Some robe.
28:37All for this woman?
28:38Yes.
28:39Does she have a sister?
28:43Stuck in the mud again.
29:02What do you think?
29:06Having any fun?
29:07Yeah.
29:09Folks, right now, we've got some fine friends of mine
29:12come all the way from Los Angeles, California,
29:14to see the races.
29:16Why don't you give a great big round of applause for them,
29:18and maybe we can count them, get up here on the stage,
29:21and sing a few numbers for you.
29:24We've got Bill Champlin, his lovely wife, Emma,
29:30and the ever-lovely Miss Rita Cooley.
29:39Whoo!
29:41And I'm going to move to the hot dog
29:43and pull you later on the hill.
29:46On a fine day, you'll look at me
29:51And then you'll know what love truly means
29:57And I'll be gone in a day
30:01And I'll be going home
30:05And I'll be gone in a day
30:09And I'll be gone in a day
30:12♪ And you'll know my love is really meant to be ♪
30:19♪ One fine day, you're gonna want me for your girl ♪
30:34♪ Arms out long for, will open wide ♪
30:39♪ And you'll be proud to have, standing by your side ♪
30:47♪ One fine day, you're gonna want me for your girl ♪
31:01♪ Oh I know, you're the kind of boy, who really cares ♪
31:09♪ You only want to run around, and around ♪
31:16♪ I'll keep waiting, someday darling, you'll come to me ♪
31:25♪ When you want to settle down ♪
31:30♪ One fine day, we'll meet once more, hanging and walking ♪
31:39♪ We'll walk, through what ain't before, having one fine day ♪
31:48♪ You're gonna want me for your girl, you're gonna want my love ♪
31:56♪ You're gonna need my love, you're gonna want my love, yeah ♪
32:01♪ You're gonna need my love you're gonna want my love, yeah ♪
32:12Okay, Michelle!
32:13Now, what is this silly shit this supposed to be about?
32:15It isn't silly.
32:16It's a good offer.
32:17And besides I have my future to consider.
32:20But you've got a good future here, I need you here.
32:25Sure.
32:26I mean, you're a great little worker.
32:28You're different.
32:29Thanks.
32:30Well, I didn't mean that.
32:31You know what I mean.
32:32I mean...
32:33Well, I don't know what I mean.
32:34I don't even know what I'm saying.
32:35And what I'm feeling is different.
32:36I...
32:37Michelle, look, I want you to stay.
32:38I just...
32:39I want you to...
32:40Whoa!
32:42Whoa!
32:43Whoa!
32:44Whoa!
32:45Whoa!
32:46Whoa!
32:47Whoa!
32:48Whoa!
32:49Whoa!
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33:34Whoa!
33:35Whoa!
33:36Whoa!
33:37Whoa!
33:38Whoa!
33:39Pay your attention to the top of the hill right now.
33:42We have an amateur challenge race about to start.
33:45It'll be between Jackson Reitz of Chicago and our own Yogi Hibadati of...
33:52How you been keeping, Yogi?
33:54Not bad.
33:55You got a race today.
33:56How you doing, big fella?
33:58Yeah, I was worried about you.
34:00I just waxed in my skis.
34:02Sounds serious.
34:03Which course you want, the blue or the red?
34:05I'll take the red, thank you.
34:06All right.
34:09Do you want my sandwich?
34:11The winner of this race is going to qualify and get off with a pro-am that will take place
34:17immediately after the game.
34:19Let's do it.
34:27In the starting eight right now is Jackson Reitz and Yogi Hibadati.
34:30They're getting ready for the start.
34:31Jackson in the red course, Yogi in the blue, and they're off.
34:34Yogi's off with a good start.
34:35He makes it to the first gate.
34:37He is getting better and better.
34:46Hibadati.
34:47Jackson Reitz is well behind him at this point.
34:49Jackson makes a good turn, lining up well for the top of the course, setting up well
34:52for that next gate.
34:53There he is, setting up that gate.
34:55He's off the jump, and it's a good one.
34:57Hibadati is still taking the race by a considerable amount.
35:00And he's gone to the finish line.
35:02Hibadati with a one-second .150 lead.
35:05This is a significant victory, and it means Hibadati will move right now into the celebrity program.
35:11Nice race, Jackson.
35:12I didn't know you could ski that well.
35:35I didn't see no sign of truth.
35:38All of a sudden, you lose.
35:41How was I meant to know?
35:44I left you all alone too long.
35:48I never thought you'd be bored of that talking, but I could be wrong.
35:56It's sad now.
35:58I'll never forget your name.
36:02A woman's gone, but the feeling is here to stay.
36:09Sarah, the melody will remain.
36:15Though you'll be gone before the sun goes down.
36:21Sarah, tearing apart the heart you turned around.
36:28Last time around.
36:32How could you let me go and whittle your dreams away?
36:38I didn't see you leaving me, so give me a moment to say.
36:45How can I let you know I'm willing to give it all?
36:52I'll gather your tears from all of you and catch them whenever they fall.
36:58I'll catch them whenever you fall.
37:03Sarah, I'll never forget your name.
37:09A woman's gone, but the feeling is here to stay.
37:16Sarah, the melody will remain.
37:22Though you'll be gone before the sun goes down.
37:28Sarah, I'll never forget your name.
37:36Though you'll be gone, though you'll be gone for too long.
37:43Sarah, I'll never forget your name.
37:49Though you'll be gone before the sun goes down.
37:55Sarah, tearing apart the heart you turned around.
38:01I'll catch them whenever you fall.
38:07I'll catch them whenever you fall.
38:31I'll catch them whenever you fall.
38:37I'll catch them whenever you fall.
38:43I'll catch them whenever you fall.
38:49I'll catch them whenever you fall.
38:55I'll catch them whenever you fall.
39:01I'll catch them whenever you fall.
39:07I'll catch them whenever you fall.
39:13I'll catch them whenever you fall.
39:20whooo, ooo, ooo.
39:31whooo, ooo, ooo.
39:37whooo, ooo, ooo.
39:43I know you'll be satisfied
39:47If you take a chance
39:50Seven times sit by my side
39:54We'll go to the dance
39:58So turn it up
40:00I'm burnin' up
40:02Got you groovin' with the ooh ooh music
40:05I know everybody can sing
40:08Hey now
40:09Hey now, hey now, hey now
40:12We'll take it up high tomorrow
40:16I'll make it a night you'll never forget
40:20And if I have to pay tomorrow
40:23You know I'll be satisfied tomorrow night
40:29Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
40:35I know love has a tale
40:39And if I have to cry
40:42Sure you're not in love today
40:46Let's take one at a time
40:50Get your saxophone
40:52Sweeten all night long
40:54Got you groovin' with the ooh ooh music
40:57I know everybody can sing
41:00Hey now
41:01Hey now, hey now, hey now
41:03We'll take it up high tomorrow
41:07I'll make it a night you'll never forget
41:10And if I have to pay tomorrow
41:14You know I'll be satisfied
41:17We'll tear it down tomorrow
41:21I'll make it a night you'll never forget
41:24And if I ain't holdin' my head
41:26I'll hold my head
41:28You know I'll be satisfied tomorrow
41:37I know love has a tale
41:40And if I have to cry
41:43Sure you're not in love today
41:46Let's take one at a time
41:49Get your saxophone
41:51Sweeten all night long
41:53Got you groovin' with the ooh ooh music
41:56I know everybody can sing
42:00Hey now
42:01Hey now, hey now, hey now
42:04We'll take it up high tomorrow
42:07We'll take it up high
42:09I'll take you up high tomorrow
42:12I'll make it a night you'll never forget
42:16And if I have to pay tomorrow
42:20You know I'll be satisfied
42:23You can say hey now
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50:21How you doing, waterbed man?
50:23I'm alright
50:24Except for losing my race to that skiing beer mug down there
50:28I know, the beer mug can ski pretty good
50:30Yeah, everybody knew it but me too
50:32Some knowledge is sacred
50:34Yeah, you know he's not such a bad guy either, you know
50:37He could have beaten me a lot worse, I think
50:39Oh, come on
50:40Yeah, he let up on me a little bit
50:41Nothing worse than getting beaten by somebody you've been badmouthing
50:45And he turns out to be a decent guy
50:48Jackson Reach of Chicago will replace Yogi Hibadady
50:53And he will be going up against Edwin Hosnes
50:57What's that all about?
50:58You're in the race
51:00If you're not in the race, Yogi beat me, thank you very much anyway
51:03Yogi also got you in the race
51:05Yogi did?
51:06Yeah
51:08How did he do that?
51:09Simple, he had Sonny put you in instead of himself
51:12Yogi did that?
51:14Yogi's had his day, he used to be on the U.S. ski team for 10 years
51:17He's got nothing to prove
51:20You're right, Sonny
51:22I've been trying too hard
51:24I've got to loosen up, have some fun
51:28I'm going to learn how to ski
51:30Hey, that's the spirit
51:32Hey, and it's easy, you know, all you have to do is imitate Jean-Claude Kili
51:36Get out of here
51:40Or do Bruce Dern doing Jean-Claude Kili
51:43Where are the poles?
51:45Where are the damn poles?
51:47It's the waterbed salesman, Jackson Rees
51:50In the blue course against Edwin Hosnes
51:52Who will be going in the red corpus
51:54And this one should just be a fun event
51:56But the waterbed salesman, Jackson Rees
51:59Seems very keen
52:01He wants to go up against Edwin Hosnes
52:03Who doesn't seem to be letting up a bit at all
52:05And I'm a bit surprised at the speed at which Jackson Rees seems to have reached today
52:09Of course, Edwin Hosnes is first off, the first bump
52:12But it's a very close race, both skiers look very good at this point
52:16I didn't know that Jackson Rees was this fast of a skier
52:19And I do not think that Edwin Hosnes was aware of that fact either
52:22It's going to be a fun race indeed
52:24We may have a surprise upset
52:26That will be seen across the finish line of course
52:29Edwin Hosnes
52:31But our hats off to Jackson Rees of Chicago
52:34A great racer
52:42Uh oh, he was just coming
52:45Uh oh, a new candidate for a class
52:49Hey, how you doing?
52:51My name's Kenny, I'm going to be your instructor for today
52:54What's your name?
52:55Bobby
52:56Bobby, alright
52:58Glad to meet you, Bobby
53:00Alright
53:01I guess that's what we're going to be doing
53:03Let's move our skis here a little bit back and forth
53:06Okay, get used to this
53:08Everything's here on your feet now
53:10We're going to get used to this, okay?
53:12We're going to get used to this
53:19Alright
53:20So, what we want to do here
53:22Maybe is just sort of slide back and forth somewhere
53:26Alright, like this, somewhere
53:28Hey, Bobby
53:30Bobby, where you going?
53:32Where you going? That's too hard!
53:33Wait a second
53:35Where you going?
53:40Bobby!
54:07Hey!
54:11Hey!
54:32Are you okay?
54:33Wow, that was great
54:35That's the best run we've seen all week
54:37Yeah, I'm okay
54:38You sure?
54:39Just, just my leg
54:41Come on, come on, we're taking you back
54:43Come on
54:44Oh, don't hurt me
54:46Come on
54:47Alright
54:49Oh, oh, oh, I'm not
54:52Oh, my leg
54:53Oh, no
54:54Oh, oh
54:56Oh, are you going to be okay?
54:57Oh, yeah, yeah
54:59Well, how does it feel to be world champion in epic?
55:01It's fantastic
55:02But the best part was having this guy change me
55:05He fought like a tiger just for a challenge
55:07Ah, come on, they're going to take you seriously
55:10What did you say your name was?
55:11Reach, Jackson Reach
55:13Reach, Reach for the sky
55:15Could be a good angle
55:16Man on the street challenges the world
55:18Alright
55:19Alright
55:20See you next season, then
55:21Thank you, Jeff, my pleasure
55:22Bye, Jen
55:23Okay, thanks, guys
55:25Boy, this is a great feeling, isn't it?
55:27That's terrific
55:29Hey, but look, look who's getting all the attention over there
55:32Hey, Bobby!
55:34How did you do it?
55:35Is it Nicholson, Cagney?
55:37Bobby Todd
55:39Sweet Bobby Todd
55:58What's next for you guys?
55:59Life on the tour?
56:00Yeah, you're kidding
56:01No, I'm not going to push my luck
56:03How about you, Bobby?
56:04Are you going to give up Grimsby, Ontario for the French Alps?
56:07I'm having fun here, but it'll be nice getting home, too
56:11I've got some great stories to tell
56:14I'm lightning
56:15I'm big
56:17Bye-bye
56:18Well, it's about time, right?
56:22Showtime, guys
56:23Yeah, great
56:24Well, alright
56:25Bye, Yogi
56:26See you, Yogi
56:27Thanks
56:34Oh, baby, pretty as you are
56:38Oh, you could have been a flower
56:42Oh, your looks could cost a minute
56:46Oh, you would have been an hour
56:50Oh, you stole my heart
56:53Oh, you could have been a pond girl
56:57Oh, baby, you're so smart
57:01Oh, you should have been a schoolgirl
57:05Well, you could have been anything that you wanted to
57:10I can tell
57:12The way you do the things you used to do
57:16The way you do the things you used to do
57:32Yeah, yeah, yeah
57:49You made my life so rich
57:53Oh, you could have had some money
57:57Oh, baby, you're so sweet
58:01Oh, you could have been some honey
58:05Well, you could have been anything that you wanted to
58:10I can tell
58:12The way you do the things you used to do
58:16The way you do the things you used to do
58:20Yeah, yeah, yeah
58:22You made my life so rich
58:26Oh, you could have had some money
58:30Well, you could have had some money
58:34Oh, you could have had some money
58:46The way you do the things you used to do
58:50The way you do the things you used to do
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