Western / Comedy (1969) 82 Minutes ~ Color
Original Title: Vivi o, preferibilmente, morti
Alternate Title: Alive or Preferably Dead
Two brothers, Monty and Ted, will inherit $300,000 if they manage to live together for six months.
Director: Duccio Tessari
Writers: Ennio Flaiano (screenplay and story), Giorgio Salvioni (writer) and Duccio Tessari (writer)
Stars: Giuliano Gemma, Nino Benvenuti and Sydne Rome
Original Title: Vivi o, preferibilmente, morti
Alternate Title: Alive or Preferably Dead
Two brothers, Monty and Ted, will inherit $300,000 if they manage to live together for six months.
Director: Duccio Tessari
Writers: Ennio Flaiano (screenplay and story), Giorgio Salvioni (writer) and Duccio Tessari (writer)
Stars: Giuliano Gemma, Nino Benvenuti and Sydne Rome
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Short filmTranscript
00:00:00He's a man riding fast in the sunshine. He's a gambler just taking his chance.
00:00:10So he's going where his chances are best. Somebody said young man go where?
00:00:16Not a bottle of the bottle. Just a picket and a cricket.
00:00:24Don't give a darn for the danger. But don't you forget old Sister Ann.
00:00:27Fastest in the land.
00:00:33Park town.
00:00:42Big peak.
00:00:44That way.
00:00:46Thanks.
00:01:01You live in these parts?
00:01:03Barnes is the name. I've had a bit of bad luck at cards.
00:01:07Oh, I see.
00:01:09Afraid I lost everything. Even my horse.
00:01:14I'm going to Big Peak. Can I offer you a ride?
00:01:21Oh, why thank you.
00:01:26Say, you don't see many of those around here.
00:01:28I guess not.
00:01:31Is it safe?
00:01:32I think so.
00:01:35You bet.
00:01:48Get out of here! Get out!
00:01:52Move over there!
00:01:55Get a horse!
00:02:10A car's like a woman.
00:02:12Push her too far and she'll boil over.
00:02:15Well, it gives us a chance to relax.
00:02:20Do you play poker, Mr. Mulligan?
00:02:24Occasionally.
00:02:26How about a little game to pass the time?
00:02:29Why not?
00:02:32But didn't you say that you'd lost everything?
00:02:35Oh, a real gambler always keeps something tucked away for hard times.
00:02:44There we are.
00:02:53That's amazing.
00:02:56I'll deal.
00:03:16Naturally, if you need a loan, not at all.
00:03:21My brother is a big landowner.
00:03:24Well, the least I can do is drive you to your destination, then.
00:03:28Thanks.
00:03:29Birds of a feather.
00:03:34Is the West all as bad as this?
00:03:36No, Big Peak's worse.
00:03:50Well, have you made up your mind?
00:03:57Great throw there, Ted.
00:04:00That's gonna be hard to beat.
00:04:02That's 38 cents.
00:04:04Well, you're next, Sam.
00:04:10Samuel Locust, we're going right home. It's late.
00:04:13Wait a minute. This'll be my last throw. I promise.
00:04:16Oh, it's always the same. We never get to bed before nine o'clock.
00:04:20Come on, Rachel. It's Saturday night.
00:04:47Whiskey?
00:04:50No, information.
00:04:52I'm looking for a guy called Ted Mulligan.
00:04:57What do you want with Ted Mulligan?
00:05:00He's my brother.
00:05:02What?
00:05:06Ted!
00:05:08But I don't want to live with you.
00:05:11Well, we're not getting married.
00:05:14It's only for six months.
00:05:16Besides, I never did like him much.
00:05:19You're not being fair.
00:05:21He was just old-fashioned, that's all.
00:05:24He believed in brotherly love.
00:05:26Oh, nuts.
00:05:28Listen, $300,000 aren't nuts.
00:05:31The hell with it.
00:05:35Now, you're not doing all that well.
00:05:38I'm doing fine.
00:05:41Got a house, horses, that's all I need.
00:05:45Got a beer?
00:05:47No.
00:05:49Whiskey?
00:05:50Over there.
00:06:12If you can't hold your liquor, you should stick to milk.
00:06:18Expecting guests?
00:06:19No, wine.
00:06:21What are you doing around here in the evening?
00:06:24Sleep.
00:06:27Where's my bed?
00:06:29You're sitting on it.
00:06:32I thought it was the table.
00:06:41That's the table.
00:07:12Where's the bathroom?
00:07:14There's a river, eight miles away.
00:07:18I go once a week.
00:07:21I've been to the toilet.
00:07:23I'll be back.
00:07:26Can I have a lap?
00:07:28That's the only one.
00:07:30Okay, I get it.
00:07:34Watch the seat.
00:07:42I've used that seat for ten years.
00:07:46And you bust it the first time you sit on it.
00:07:54I'm not going to sit on it.
00:07:57I'm not going to sit on it.
00:08:01Come in.
00:08:05Damn it, there's a handle.
00:08:07Not anymore.
00:08:12What brings you here?
00:08:16I brought your door handle.
00:08:21We need horses.
00:08:26We need horses.
00:08:30I ain't got any to sell.
00:08:32Who asked to buy them?
00:08:34I've only got his and mine.
00:08:38You can walk, can't you?
00:08:41So can you, mister.
00:08:49He's asking for trouble.
00:08:51Don't listen to him.
00:08:53He don't count.
00:08:54I'll loan you the horses if you need them.
00:08:57He doesn't.
00:08:59He's got two legs.
00:09:06Don't butt in.
00:09:08If Fat Jim wants the horses, he can pay for them.
00:09:12Now get your feet off the table.
00:09:14Get on the pig pen.
00:09:16Why, you smart aleck.
00:09:20You gone crazy?
00:09:23Watch it, gentlemen.
00:09:25Ted, this boy is getting on my nerves.
00:09:29You're asking for trouble, Marty.
00:09:31He's already got it.
00:09:33Get going.
00:09:44We'll be back, mister.
00:09:47That's up to you.
00:09:49Come on.
00:09:54You're crazy.
00:09:56You let that scum push you around?
00:10:02Now look what you've started.
00:10:17There's too much light in here.
00:10:20There's too much light in here.
00:10:23We're sitting ducks.
00:10:28That's better.
00:10:32Don't be too sure.
00:10:42Get moving or I'll fry.
00:10:50Get moving or I'll fry.
00:10:54Get moving or I'll fry.
00:11:18How long are we supposed to live together?
00:11:21Only six months.
00:11:25Some start.
00:11:27Could be worse.
00:11:29Worse?
00:11:31That's my house burning down.
00:11:34Just because it's your house, am I supposed to let some two-bit bandit push me around?
00:11:40But Jim ain't no two-bit bandit.
00:11:43He's number one around here.
00:11:48There goes the storeroom.
00:11:51That's good.
00:11:53They'll think we're dead.
00:11:56We might just be before they're through.
00:12:17No houses.
00:12:20No horses.
00:12:23And the land payments.
00:12:25Due at the end of the month.
00:12:28I'll pay for it.
00:12:31I'll pay for it.
00:12:34I'll pay for it.
00:12:37I'll pay for it.
00:12:40I'll pay for it.
00:12:43I'll pay for it.
00:12:46Due at the end of the month.
00:12:49In six months you can pay it off in one lump.
00:12:52I make my payments every month.
00:12:55I gave my word.
00:12:58I've given a lot of promises in my life.
00:13:00I keep mine.
00:13:02Don't shove.
00:13:03I'll shove when I feel like it.
00:13:06Sure, things look bad now.
00:13:08But they'll pass.
00:13:10They'll pass when you get the hell out of here.
00:13:13I can hardly wait.
00:13:15Well, then, go!
00:13:21Well, the first week.
00:13:23It's already passed.
00:13:25Aren't you happy?
00:13:27I'd be happier if it was the last.
00:13:30Just think.
00:13:32In 173 days, we'll have $300,000.
00:13:39I'm thinking of the land payment.
00:13:42Due at the end of the month.
00:14:02Now, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. Mulligan.
00:14:05And his brother, I suppose.
00:14:07Can I give you a lift?
00:14:08No, thanks.
00:14:09Can I match?
00:14:10Just keep moving.
00:14:12I admit that I owe you an apology.
00:14:14And $2,000.
00:14:16I'm short on cash at the moment.
00:14:19But the banks are full of it.
00:14:21That's a damn shame.
00:14:22Come on, gentlemen, hop in and let's talk.
00:14:26Now, as I was saying, the banks.
00:14:28There are clients who deposit and clients who withdraw.
00:14:32Yeah, but it's good.
00:14:33Of course.
00:14:35Isn't he crazy?
00:14:36Hold on.
00:14:37Daddy might have something.
00:14:38I know just the bank we should patronize.
00:14:40And I've got a plan that's foolproof.
00:14:42Remember, a fool is a fool only if he's poor.
00:14:46Well, that ain't no reason to turn outlaws.
00:14:49We're not outlaws yet.
00:14:52This is a big country.
00:14:54There's room for everybody.
00:14:56In the jailhouse or on the gallows.
00:15:08Hey.
00:15:39This isn't a stick.
00:15:41Oh, no, sir.
00:15:42It's a step, not a stick.
00:15:46My poor man.
00:15:47Did you hurt yourself?
00:15:48I'm terribly sorry, sir.
00:15:49I can't imagine.
00:15:50It's nothing.
00:15:51What can we do for you?
00:15:53A deposit?
00:15:54A withdrawal?
00:15:55Maybe a cash check?
00:15:56No, I was just looking for a friend.
00:16:02Back to work.
00:16:06Back to work.
00:16:09Bungler.
00:16:12It could happen to anyone.
00:16:16It could only happen to you.
00:16:20Thieves can trip just like honest folk.
00:16:26Sure.
00:16:27But a bandit doesn't get up, beg his pardon, lose his nerve and beat it.
00:16:33Don't attract attention.
00:16:39You mean like that?
00:16:40Yeah.
00:16:42I'd better be going.
00:16:44We'll meet at the old post house.
00:16:47I don't think anyone goes there nowadays.
00:16:50Know the place?
00:16:52I know it.
00:17:01Hey, now, you get away from that car.
00:17:03You're going to scratch the paint.
00:17:06Listen, why don't we change banks?
00:17:09The plans were made on this one.
00:17:11And it's stupid to change them.
00:17:13Just over one damn little step.
00:17:31The rain has caused the wood to swell, sir.
00:17:33I'm terribly sorry.
00:17:34Believe me, sir, this has never happened before.
00:17:36Yeah, well, thanks.
00:17:37It's nothing.
00:17:38All right, now.
00:17:40Everyone stand where you are.
00:17:42This is a hold-up, even if it doesn't seem like one.
00:17:46Hands up and face the wall.
00:17:48I'd hand over the money and fast.
00:17:51This is a respectable bank.
00:17:52We don't want any bloodshed.
00:17:55Well, we don't want any either.
00:17:57Just don't try any tricks.
00:17:59Johnson, help the gentleman.
00:18:01Yes, yes, of course.
00:18:06And those?
00:18:08Come now, Johnson.
00:18:10A few sacks more or less.
00:18:19Here, take them, son.
00:18:20They belong to the bank.
00:18:21No, they don't.
00:18:22I made out the deposits, so they're out of my hands.
00:18:24Until they're entered in the bank accounts,
00:18:26they're still the client's responsibility.
00:18:28So, if I was home, I wouldn't be mixed up in this here robbery.
00:18:32But I ain't home.
00:18:33I'm here in this bank, and it's the bank that's being robbed.
00:18:37So the bank has got to answer for my money.
00:18:39All right, all right.
00:18:41I'm convinced.
00:18:42But take my advice.
00:18:44Change banks.
00:18:46You can bet your boots I will, sonny.
00:18:48Go on, quick.
00:18:52Now listen, everyone stay put for ten minutes.
00:18:56Yeah!
00:18:59Now the boat's riding past for the sunset.
00:19:02On the run, loaded down with the gold.
00:19:05It's just that they were trying to get ahead.
00:19:08What the heck if they're good ahead?
00:19:11So let's get on the story.
00:19:16They can stick together.
00:19:19So what if they ain't winning?
00:19:21But don't you forget what the old man said.
00:19:24Yeah!
00:19:30Barnes isn't here yet.
00:19:34Yeah, wait till he sees this haul.
00:19:46God damn it.
00:19:47We risk our necks for a sack of beans.
00:19:51Two sacks.
00:19:53I'd say we got about $30 in all.
00:19:58At least we got small change for a few years.
00:20:02I had a feeling.
00:20:04You can tell from the morning what kind of day it'll be.
00:20:10I've had a belly full of your homespun proverbs.
00:20:14And I've had a belly full of your smart ideas.
00:20:18My life's been full of troubles ever since you rode in.
00:20:22You call that life?
00:20:24And so did me.
00:20:26Who asked you to come nosing around?
00:20:28Believe me, if it weren't for the inheritance...
00:20:31To hell with the inheritance.
00:20:33You just can't wait to get your lousy hands on that damn money.
00:20:39Listen, I like money.
00:20:41But I don't intend to let that $300,000
00:20:45slip through my fingers for anything in the world.
00:20:49Oh, no!
00:20:59It's Boss.
00:21:05Just leave your goods alone.
00:21:07We'll get along fine.
00:21:12I'm not after your hides.
00:21:14I'm after your money.
00:21:16What money?
00:21:17The money that's in here.
00:21:19Everyone in that territory knows all about the holdup.
00:21:22And it wasn't really all that difficult.
00:21:25To guess who done it.
00:21:27So hand it over.
00:21:29There it is.
00:21:31Help yourself.
00:21:47Don't play games, Tin Horn.
00:21:50You took at least $50,000 out of that bank.
00:21:53$50,000?
00:21:54Why, you're crazy.
00:21:56No, the insurance.
00:21:58It's an old trick.
00:22:00You're the one trying to pull tricks.
00:22:03No, it's the truth, Jim.
00:22:05That's all we got.
00:22:08Now, you're lying.
00:22:12Your brother's been leading you astray.
00:22:15Yeah, that's for sure.
00:22:18You're trying to be slick.
00:22:21But sooner or later,
00:22:23you're going to tell me where you hid that $50,000, or I'll...
00:22:49Careful, Bond!
00:22:51Oh, my goodness.
00:23:21Don't shoot, you idiot.
00:23:33Damn it.
00:23:45Where the hell were you?
00:23:47Oh, uh, the car broke down.
00:23:50Before or after the girl?
00:23:53You know, during.
00:23:55Hey, how much do you think we'll get?
00:23:58At least $12,000.
00:24:00Oh, well, that's good.
00:24:01The mortgage falls due the day after tomorrow.
00:24:17Only $2,000, and you talk about being the terror of the West?
00:24:21That's right.
00:24:22You ought to bring more.
00:24:29$2,000 divided by the 150 days left to go before we collect.
00:24:38That makes about...
00:24:42$13 a day.
00:24:44Too easy, it should last.
00:24:49Stay put, my friend.
00:24:51You're supposed to be in prison.
00:24:54No shoulder room.
00:24:56I decided to leave.
00:24:59Where's your brother?
00:25:00He decided to leave, too.
00:25:03We can do without him.
00:25:04All we want is the money.
00:25:07What money?
00:25:09That reward money you collected for turning me in.
00:25:13Well, what's the sheriff get out of this?
00:25:16Just hang over the money.
00:25:18Oh, Jim, if that gun goes off, the whole town will be in here.
00:25:22All right.
00:25:24No fireworks.
00:25:31But...
00:25:34Don't make noise.
00:26:02Watch out, Zed.
00:26:12Jimmy!
00:26:41No!
00:26:56Zed!
00:27:18Ah!
00:27:40What are you after, Johnny?
00:27:42You'll find out.
00:27:45Well, sugar boy, you coming or not?
00:27:48I sure am.
00:27:50Yeah!
00:28:12That's enough!
00:28:16Hand over the money or I'll blow his brains out.
00:28:19That's highly improbable.
00:28:21Hey!
00:28:23I thought you took your bath in the raw.
00:28:27We're not unarmed.
00:28:34Those aren't firecrackers.
00:28:36Oh, don't worry about it, darling.
00:28:39Stay with me a little longer.
00:28:42I gotta go help my friend.
00:28:47Stay with me.
00:28:48Don't go.
00:28:50I'll be right back.
00:28:51Hey.
00:28:59Hey!
00:29:07Watch it.
00:29:09Let's go, boys.
00:29:31What are you doing?
00:29:32Trying to stop the flood.
00:29:34We got a victory, darling!
00:29:39Darling!
00:29:40Darling!
00:29:41Darling!
00:30:00Didn't I tell you?
00:30:01Movies.
00:30:03They're a great invention.
00:30:05I think you can learn more here than you ever could by robbing stagecoaches for six months.
00:30:12You sure can.
00:30:33Hey!
00:30:57Okay.
00:30:58Not too bad for the first time, huh?
00:31:01This time it's bound to work.
00:31:04Whoa!
00:31:06Perfect!
00:31:23Here it comes and it's loaded.
00:31:30Oh, boy.
00:31:31In a little while, we're going to be very rich.
00:32:01Hey!
00:32:08Take it easy.
00:32:09Take it easy.
00:32:10Nothing to worry about.
00:32:11Just a little accident.
00:32:12I'm sorry.
00:32:13It ain't no accident.
00:32:15It's a hold-up.
00:32:18A real hold-up.
00:32:20Oh, how exciting.
00:32:22I could all about it, but I never thought I'd actually be in one.
00:32:27Oh, will I tell my girlfriends about this?
00:32:29They're going to be so jealous of me.
00:32:30They'll just die.
00:32:31I'm so excited.
00:32:34Hey!
00:32:35Hey!
00:32:36Hey!
00:32:57It ain't possible.
00:33:00Well, I told you, didn't I?
00:33:03I think it's so amusing.
00:33:06Now, look at all these things.
00:33:08Aren't they beautiful?
00:33:10Don't you just love this one?
00:33:12My daddy had it specially sent from Paris.
00:33:15He's so good to me, my daddy.
00:33:17He gives me everything.
00:33:19Oh, that's no way to treat a lady.
00:33:24Won't someone give this rude man a lesson?
00:33:27Now, listen, you.
00:33:28You touch one hair on Miss Scott's head, man, and her ball out of your hide.
00:33:34Scott.
00:33:35Oh, Scott.
00:33:37The banker's daughter.
00:33:40The Scott Bank, of course.
00:33:43Dear Daddy, I'm writing to tell you that on my way home, the stage was held up,
00:33:48and I was kidnapped by three fierce bandits.
00:33:53Period.
00:33:55Now, if you wish to see me in the near future...
00:34:03In the near future?
00:34:06You will have to.
00:34:11To pay our ransom of $1,000.
00:34:16$1,000?
00:34:19Yes.
00:34:20Why, what's wrong?
00:34:21Is it too much?
00:34:22We don't want to force him into doing something drastic.
00:34:27You have kidnapped me for a miserable $1,000?
00:34:32Oh, but you'll be back home in a couple of days.
00:34:35If your father pays it once.
00:34:38If you only wanted $1,000, why didn't you kidnap the banker's daughter?
00:34:43We had no other choice.
00:34:45I have never been so offended in all my life.
00:34:49Did you rob that coach and drag me out here in this collar and this shirt for a minute?
00:34:54I'll never be able to get out of my head.
00:34:55I have to deliver that letter to your father.
00:34:57I'll never be able to get out of my head.
00:34:59How about $1,300?
00:35:03I'm so upset about all this.
00:35:04You can't imagine this spot.
00:35:06It's dirty.
00:35:07It's horrible.
00:35:08All right.
00:35:09All right.
00:35:12I apologize.
00:35:16How much?
00:35:19$2,000?
00:35:23$3,000?
00:35:25You tell us.
00:35:27$10,000.
00:35:29If you want Daddy to take you seriously.
00:35:32$10,000?
00:35:33You ask for too much and you get nothing.
00:35:36Oh, you shush.
00:35:37The house is twice as big as your head.
00:35:40It's a horrible place.
00:35:41It's just horrible.
00:35:44A bank.
00:35:46That's enough.
00:35:49One at a time.
00:35:52We'll get nowhere.
00:35:54Sit down.
00:35:55Okay.
00:36:01Well, where were we?
00:36:06Oh, yes.
00:36:07You will have to pay a ransom of $10,000.
00:36:15Within a week's time.
00:36:21Is that all right?
00:36:25Oh, by the way, I get 30%.
00:36:34Why?
00:36:36You need some new underwear?
00:36:57Of course you realize, Mr. Scott,
00:37:00that I'm only an intermediary.
00:37:04You might say an ambassador at large.
00:37:09Nothing doing.
00:37:14Am I to assume that you won't comply with the conditions imposed by the bandits?
00:37:19Exactly.
00:37:21But you understand that these men are unscrupulous?
00:37:26Perfectly.
00:37:27And that she'll have to endure all sorts of hardships.
00:37:30She can take it.
00:37:32But your attitude will certainly infuriate the bandits.
00:37:36I assume all responsibility.
00:37:39But if it's a question of money, Mr. Scott, I'm authorized to bargain.
00:37:45Of course, the sooner you pay, the sooner you'll see your daughter again.
00:37:50Mr. Pines, I can see that you haven't grasped the problem.
00:37:54Possibly not.
00:37:56But my problem is not to get my daughter back as soon as possible.
00:38:02It's to keep her there as long as possible.
00:38:05Let's say on vacation.
00:38:08Am I to assume...
00:38:11Oh, you may assume anything you like, Mr. Barnes.
00:38:15The fact is that Scarlet is an adorable child in small doses.
00:38:23I see.
00:38:24Now, then you can also see that I cannot let such an opportunity slip through my fingers.
00:38:31They kidnap her?
00:38:33Well, they can keep her for a while.
00:38:42You got it?
00:38:54No.
00:39:09No.
00:39:16Miss Scott?
00:39:20Miss Scott?
00:39:22Open it.
00:39:32Damn it! She got away!
00:39:35Didn't I tell you?
00:39:37She's taking the horses we're in for.
00:39:39We're in for it anyway!
00:39:42Where do you think you are? In a saloon?
00:39:46Somebody's gonna have to teach you boys how to behave.
00:39:48How did you get down here?
00:39:50I was sleeping so soundly and there was a nice little tree next to the window.
00:39:54So I ran down the tree and I came to the door and it was very, very easy.
00:39:57I'll go take care of that one right away.
00:39:59Well, you know, it's not very hard to get out of a...
00:40:02You leave first. Besides, it's too late now.
00:40:06Let's eat.
00:40:20Ah! You both need a good breakfast before you begin to work.
00:40:26Work?
00:40:50Work.
00:41:20Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
00:41:51Oh, Ted, I just love to watch you cut wood
00:41:55Why?
00:41:56Well, because you're so, so strong and rugged and, oh, I just, no, no, please, please, go on
00:42:04The way you swing that axe, Bob, is all sorts of funny things to me
00:42:10Oh!
00:42:12Scarlett!
00:42:20Scarlett!
00:42:50Scarlett!
00:43:20God makes man, and woman uses him, right?
00:43:50No fish?
00:44:02Nope, afraid not
00:44:04Uh, Scarlett?
00:44:06Yes?
00:44:07I, uh, could I ask you something personal?
00:44:13Personal?
00:44:15Yeah, do you, do you have a boyfriend?
00:44:21Why?
00:44:22I, uh, I, it's just that, uh, when, uh, I see you, uh, I kind of feel, uh, that is, uh, I think I, I, uh, well, I think I'm in love with you
00:44:40Oh, Ted, oh, Ted, oh, that's the nicest compliment I ever had
00:44:50But you've no idea how my life has changed since Scarlett was kidnapped
00:44:56I feel ten years younger
00:44:58Oh, why?
00:44:59All good things must happen
00:45:01All right, I understand
00:45:04Now, let's see, you've kept three weeks for $10,000, now how much would you want to keep it for, uh, let's say another month?
00:45:14Another $10,000?
00:45:17Another $10,000?
00:45:19Don't forget, I couldn't report this to the sheriff
00:45:22I'll talk to my clients
00:45:25Bye-bye
00:45:55Scarlett?
00:46:08Scarlett?
00:46:22Oh, no, no, no, Ted, I'm naked
00:46:27All right, I won't look at you
00:46:31I will
00:46:34Go away, I have to get out
00:46:37What'd you say?
00:46:38Oh, um, I said, um, it's so nice in here, I, I hate to get out
00:46:45No hurry, I'll wait
00:46:48Enjoy yourself
00:46:51Enjoy yourself
00:46:54Ted said you should
00:46:56Oh, you're a monster
00:46:58Oh
00:46:59Scarlett
00:47:02You know, I've thought about this a lot, and, uh, I've made up my mind
00:47:07About what?
00:47:09Uh, well, uh, I'm gonna marry you
00:47:13Oh
00:47:17Uh, we'll forget all about the ransom
00:47:21Uh, send my brother packing
00:47:24And go back to the ranch
00:47:27And then get married
00:47:29Oh!
00:47:30Oh!
00:47:38I'm sorry, buddy
00:47:40I know you counted on that, uh, on that money
00:47:45But, Scarlett's happiness comes first
00:48:15How'd we get here?
00:48:24Where's Scarlett?
00:48:27Far away, far away
00:48:30You dirty bastard
00:48:35Why bring mine to her?
00:48:37Don't try to be smart
00:48:40Double-crossing rat
00:48:42You should be grateful
00:48:44Did you see? I saved your life
00:48:47I don't want my life to be saved
00:48:50I want to be left alone
00:48:52You had to bang your head against the wall
00:48:55It's my head, and I do what I want with it
00:49:00I've been happy for 20 years
00:49:03Then you come along and ruin everything
00:49:08Ruin everything?
00:49:14Ruin everything
00:49:15With $300,000
00:49:17Oh, I'm gonna kill you, Marty
00:49:20Sure as God
00:49:23Now you're going too far
00:49:25Go away
00:49:26Do the best thing you can do
00:49:31You just get out of my life before it's too late
00:49:34You hear?
00:49:36Pat, stop!
00:49:39Pat!
00:50:01You're a couple of fools to leave that girl out there all alone
00:50:05She's got a roof over her head
00:50:07Besides, I had no choice
00:50:09What if something happens to her?
00:50:12Don't worry, nothing's gonna happen to her
00:50:15I wish I were as sure of that as you are
00:50:18Well, what?
00:50:20Oh
00:50:23How is he, doctor?
00:50:25He's sleeping now
00:50:27Is it bad?
00:50:29Fractures all over his body
00:50:31He didn't seem to be in much pain
00:50:33Maybe he didn't want to alarm us
00:50:35Pain numbs the brain after a time
00:50:38Oh, yes, I see
00:50:40Got any whiskey?
00:50:42Yes, yes
00:50:47Can't operate without it
00:50:49Operate?
00:50:56Well, I've got to put him in a cast
00:50:58Do you need any help?
00:51:00No, no, no, no, thank you
00:51:02Let him sleep now
00:51:04You can come for him, oh, let me see
00:51:08In the morning
00:51:10Don't worry, don't worry, gentlemen
00:51:12He'll be quite safe in my hands
00:51:33Forget the ransom money
00:51:35They should have delivered it tonight
00:51:37We can't take risks now
00:51:39I'm the only one who takes any risks
00:51:42Go on to the house, pick up the girl
00:51:44Put her off at the nearest town
00:51:46And come back here as fast as you can
00:51:48What if she asks about you?
00:51:50Well, uh, we...
00:51:52We were captured, sentenced, and hung
00:51:55Right
00:51:58Take it easy
00:52:00He's waking up
00:52:02Well done, well done, that's perfect, perfect
00:52:13Slowly, slowly
00:52:16He's waking up
00:52:18He's waking up
00:52:20He's waking up
00:52:22He's waking up
00:52:25Slowly, slowly
00:52:31Up, up
00:52:35A little more
00:52:50That statue, is it yours?
00:52:53That's no statue
00:52:55That's my brother
00:52:59How come you're wearing those guns?
00:53:02They're mine
00:53:04You'll have to hand them over
00:53:06I haven't done anything wrong
00:53:08And you won't, if I take them
00:53:12What is this?
00:53:14No guns allowed in town on Thursdays
00:53:18We couldn't...
00:53:21Calm down, Ted
00:53:23Just rest
00:53:25And get well
00:53:28I'm sorry
00:53:38I'm sorry
00:53:40I'm sorry
00:53:49I can't understand you, Ted
00:53:52Don't waste your breath
00:53:55You'll feel all right
00:54:01What's that stuff?
00:54:03Are you poisoning me?
00:54:07Why is so many left to wash?
00:54:12Great, I'll wash them
00:54:20All right, all right
00:54:25Take it easy
00:54:27I'll get you a straw
00:54:35I'm getting seasick
00:54:38Stop me, stop me
00:54:49I beg your pardon
00:54:51Where can I buy a straw?
00:54:53At the drug store, around the corner
00:54:56Thanks
00:55:23Who is it?
00:55:25Who is it?
00:55:27Who is it?
00:55:31We've come to settle our accounts
00:55:34No, I'm sick, I'm sick
00:55:37You can't hear me sick, man
00:55:50Thanks
00:55:52What's going on today?
00:55:54Oh, it's the weekly gold shipment
00:55:57That's why those characters are hanging around
00:56:00There's no danger, they don't have any guns
00:56:03They just like to watch, that's all
00:56:07But doesn't the sheriff do anything?
00:56:09Why should he?
00:56:11They don't do any harm
00:56:16There's a fortune in there
00:56:18You can live off it comfortably for the rest of your life
00:56:21That is, if you intend living that long
00:56:51Take it easy
00:57:04Hey, there are the guns, just like the doc said
00:57:08Check and make sure they're loaded
00:57:10Let's go
00:57:15No, not there, not there
00:57:19You look at mine
00:57:49The cast is only a trick, get up and fight
00:58:05Look
00:58:08Hey, I'm all right
00:58:20Wait
00:58:37The sheriff, he's after us now
00:58:40But we weren't even in on it
00:58:43All right, even in on it
00:58:48You try convincing him
00:58:50That's right, I had the guns
00:59:01Get on over here
00:59:03Come on, follow me
00:59:11Come on, follow me
00:59:34There they go
00:59:37Hey, look
00:59:50Hey, hup
00:59:52Hup
01:00:15Hya
01:00:23Hup
01:00:26Now, how do we tell who's won or lost?
01:00:28Let's keep our fingers crossed
01:00:33Hya
01:00:43Hya
01:00:53Hup
01:00:55Hup
01:01:21Hup
01:01:26Hup
01:01:28What?
01:01:29It's not what I... I'll explain later
01:01:47Good morning
01:01:50What a wonderful day
01:01:52Wonderful day
01:01:54You must be out of your mind
01:01:57Come on, it's useless to argue
01:02:01Listen, everything is useless with you
01:02:04You bitched about the conditions of my ranch
01:02:07And now, now, just look where you dragged us
01:02:14At least it's safe here
01:02:16We can leave as soon as Barnes finds something better
01:02:19This is the only safe place for the likes of you two
01:02:25I said I'd give you money and now I'm gonna do it
01:02:49Come on, come on
01:03:20Hup
01:03:22Hup
01:03:24Hup
01:03:31Hup
01:03:33Hup
01:03:35Hup
01:03:37Hup
01:03:41Hup
01:03:46Hup
01:03:48Hup
01:03:52Hup
01:03:59Hup
01:04:01Hup
01:04:07Hey
01:04:10Marty
01:04:11News, news
01:04:13Great news
01:04:15Now listen
01:04:16On Friday, a gold shipment leaves for Pony Center from the Scott Bank in Short Town
01:04:22The three of us can just cap me out
01:04:26Oh, come on, Ted
01:04:28You've only got another two months to go
01:04:30Yeah, well, that's too long
01:04:33How'd you find out about this gold shipment?
01:04:35Mr. Scott made a slip
01:04:38You know, he and I have become close friends
01:04:42Scarlet
01:04:46Hup
01:04:51It's not the car
01:04:53Hup
01:05:17Hup
01:05:38What are you practicing for?
01:05:40Escort duty
01:05:42Escort to what?
01:05:44The gold shipment
01:05:46You Rangers?
01:05:47Yeah, we're escorting the Scott shipment
01:05:50But why all the publicity?
01:05:52Someone's bound to get bad ideas
01:05:54Anyone with bad ideas knows the risks
01:05:58And gives them up immediately
01:06:01Right
01:06:02Oh, yeah
01:06:05Hup
01:06:0694, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100
01:06:14It's a hold-up, Rangers
01:06:16Drop your guns
01:06:18After that, we pull the emergency brake
01:06:21Barnes unloads the automobile
01:06:24And, uh, we pass the gold out
01:06:26Come on, let's try it again
01:06:27What, again?
01:06:30We're coming into Penn City
01:06:32Here's the station
01:06:59You a professional?
01:07:00Amateur, sir
01:07:05How do they turn out?
01:07:07They're wobbly
01:07:31Hup
01:07:45Hey, boy
01:07:47How about a card game, huh?
01:07:50Sure
01:07:51Good
01:07:52Right here, this is a good place
01:08:01Hup
01:08:04Hup
01:08:10Now that we're underway
01:08:12I can tell you something
01:08:14What's that, Captain?
01:08:15There's no gold in this straw box
01:08:17What?
01:08:18It's full of sand
01:08:21The idea was that
01:08:23Mr. Scott's
01:08:24Where's the gold, then?
01:08:27Back in the cattle car
01:08:29Smart dynamite
01:08:52One, two, three
01:08:56Four, eleven, twelve, thirteen
01:08:59Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen
01:09:04Eighty-three
01:09:05Eighty-four
01:09:21Ninety-seven
01:09:23Ninety-eight
01:09:24Ninety-nine
01:09:25Ten
01:09:26One hundred
01:09:30It's a hold-up
01:09:32It is right
01:09:33Look
01:09:35Thanks
01:09:36Take cover
01:09:48You arrived just in time
01:09:50If it hadn't been for you
01:09:51They would have taken us by surprise
01:09:54Get out
01:10:00Get out
01:10:09Excuse me
01:10:10Excuse me
01:10:12Excuse me
01:10:24Excuse me
01:10:48There's nothing there
01:10:50Anywhere
01:10:54Get out
01:10:59Head for the engine
01:11:00Don't let them stop the train
01:11:02Follow me
01:11:04You two
01:11:05But what about the gold?
01:11:06Forget it
01:11:24Get out
01:11:55Hey, you again
01:11:59I can say the same for you
01:12:25Get out
01:12:38Get out
01:12:39Out
01:12:55Out
01:13:02Get back
01:13:04Get back
01:13:06Come on
01:13:07Come on
01:13:10Hey
01:13:16What gold?
01:13:17Oh, I said forget it
01:13:19Hey, where are you taking me?
01:13:21Come back
01:13:25Come on
01:13:38Where are you going?
01:13:39The gold is in it
01:13:40Don't worry
01:13:42I'll take care of it
01:13:52What's going on?
01:13:53You'll find out
01:14:23Who else?
01:14:24It's about time he got moving
01:14:53I've swung an axe, too
01:15:23Get out
01:15:32Get out
01:15:39Get out
01:15:47Get out
01:15:54Get out
01:16:01We'd better slow down
01:16:03We'll lose them if we do
01:16:05We'll be flying if we don't
01:16:13Hey, the dynamite
01:16:15The gold's in town
01:16:17The dynamite
01:16:19What'd he say?
01:16:21Dynamite! Dynamite!
01:16:24The dynamite
01:16:26Dynamite! Dynamite!
01:16:28If we crash, we'll be blown sky high
01:16:50Jump
01:17:05Jump
01:17:06Jump! Jump then!
01:17:14Jump! What are you waiting for?
01:17:16Jump!
01:17:20Jump!
01:17:43Dad!
01:17:44Dad!
01:17:50It's too much
01:17:53My brother
01:17:57The gold
01:17:59$300,000
01:18:03The scarlet
01:18:05All gone with the wind
01:18:09It's too much
01:18:10Even for me
01:18:12Wait till the McIntosh brothers hear about this
01:18:19McIntosh?
01:18:21What do you know about those bloodsuckers?
01:18:25You might not believe this, but they sent me out here
01:18:29To keep an eye on you
01:18:33You damned imposter!
01:18:36I'll show you
01:18:37Look
01:18:42Hey!
01:18:46Hey!
01:18:49I don't know how we can thank you
01:18:51You cleared the country of bad Jim and his gang
01:18:55And that was a great idea
01:18:57To dump the gold
01:18:59So that we could pick it up
01:19:11But how did you guess that the gold was in the dynamite cases?
01:19:17Mr. Barnes here is a close friend of Banker Scott
01:19:24And now it's with fatherly pride
01:19:27That I offer this rare example of the great American pioneer tradition
01:19:35The hand of my daughter Scarlet
01:19:39My only child
01:19:41My lovable, irreplaceable Scarlet
01:19:47Come on, son, take her. She's yours
01:19:50But I really...
01:19:51But I said gold
01:19:52You deserve her, boy
01:19:54Get out of my way!
01:19:58Where is he?
01:20:01Where's that double-crossed brother of mine?
01:20:09Dad!
01:20:14Dad!
01:20:15We thought you weren't dad
01:20:17Thank God he's alive
01:20:19Oh, Ted! Ted, you're really, really safe
01:20:22Yeah, by a miracle
01:20:25That current actually carried me over two counties downriver
01:20:30I get back and what do I find?
01:20:33You're already consoled with my brother
01:20:35Come on, Ted, look
01:20:37No, Marty
01:20:39This time, I'm gonna kill you
01:20:46I mean it
01:21:02But this is ridiculous
01:21:04But this is ridiculous, Ted
01:21:05I warned you
01:21:25A duel! They're gonna fight a duel over me
01:21:28Oh, how exciting!
01:21:30One of them is bound to get killed
01:21:32Just as long as one of them survives
01:21:49All right, Ted
01:21:52Have it your way
01:21:55Come here, I want to talk to you
01:21:57I want to talk to you
01:22:23Go ahead
01:22:25Kill me
01:22:26I will
01:22:29But before I do
01:22:31I want to know one thing
01:22:35What is Scarlet to you?
01:22:39And to you?
01:22:41I've really got to know
01:22:47Nothing
01:22:48She's nothing to me either
01:22:51I hope those two come to their senses
01:22:54Ready?
01:22:58Ready
01:23:09Quick, quick, let's get out of here
01:23:12Come on
01:23:23The End