The Onion

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The Onion is an entertainment newspaper and website featuring satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news, in addition to a non-satirical entertainment section known as The A.V. Club.
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NFL Concludes Ex-Players Taking Their Own Lives Because 'They Miss Football So Much'
10 years ago
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The Onion's Tips For Succeeding As A Woman In The Workplace
10 years ago
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Study: Majority Of Children Lack Strong Male Supermodels
11 years ago
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Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite
11 years ago
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Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts'
11 years ago
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Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar
11 years ago
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Brendan Fraser: 'I Would Like To Apply For One Kickstarter, Please'
11 years ago
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Stunning Bikini Body Washes Up On Shore
11 years ago
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Xbox One Capable Of Controlling Users With Simple Voice Commands
11 years ago
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Onion News Empire Official Trailer
11 years ago
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Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
11 years ago
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Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read
11 years ago
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Is This 'Real Life Mr. Ed' Just A Horse Owned By A Lunatic?
11 years ago
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Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda
11 years ago
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Physicists Confirm They Have Found And Killed The 'God Particle'
11 years ago
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Paul Ryan's Unsettling Budget Plan Reveals He Cuts His Own Hair
11 years ago
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The Gunman Tragedy: A Recap Of The Onion’s Coverage
11 years ago
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Obama Issues Presidential Pardon To Get Biden Out Of Jail For Third Time This Year
11 years ago
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Shady New Wendy's Deal Offering Five Hamburgers For Free, No Questions Asked
11 years ago
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Girls Gone Wild Bankruptcy Forces Thousands Of Wet, Wild Party Girls Into Tough Job Market
11 years ago
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God: At Times It Felt Like The Pope Had One Foot Out The Door
11 years ago
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Bob Dylan Lays Off 2,000 Workers From Songwriting Factory
11 years ago
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Johnny Depp Now Completely Made Of Scarves And Bracelets
11 years ago
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Republicans Reach Out To Women With New 'No Punch Pretty Lady' Bill
11 years ago
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Study Reveals Conditions In Women's Prisons Deplorably Unsexy
11 years ago
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New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils
11 years ago
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New Miss America In Danger Of Losing Crown After Officials Uncover Details From Her Sordid Future
11 years ago
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Taylor Swift Releases New Breakup Song Slamming Winner Of 'Win A Date With Taylor Swift' Contest
11 years ago
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PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama
11 years ago
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Top Chef Contestants Forced To Prepare Entire Meal Out Of 2013 Toyota Avalon
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