Forced ritual circumcision of 12 men kicks off Kenya's Circumcision Season!
- 9 years ago
Twelve men in the western Kenyan town of Moi’s Bridge were apprehended by a mob and frog marched through a traditional circumcision ceremony.
The forced foreskin removal coincides with the traditional August “Circumcision Season” for western Kenya’s Luhyia community. The men either came from tribes who don’t circumcise or had been able to avoid the knife until now.
But, local radio station West FM says their wives grassed out their foreskins because “uncircumcised men are dirty and do not perform well in bed and thus we are sure their wives will now enjoy their marriages.” A woman said that? Eh ... dubious.
Either way, the men were marked for “initiation” into manhood. Chop chop.
The men were stripped naked and carried through the streets while locals sang “Circumcision songs,” which weren’t in English but we think they went something like this:
“There once was a man from Turkana
Where the men don’t peel their bananas”
“But in Moi’s Bridge with his wife,
he went under the knife”
“And bid his foreskin ‘Hasta Mañana’”
According to local custom, the unfortunate dozen were then smeared with mud and would have been snipped in the street, but the thoughtful mob took them to a doctor instead.
Curiously, 50 other dudes have been hiding out at the local police station because they don’t want their dicks snipped by a mob for some reason.
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The forced foreskin removal coincides with the traditional August “Circumcision Season” for western Kenya’s Luhyia community. The men either came from tribes who don’t circumcise or had been able to avoid the knife until now.
But, local radio station West FM says their wives grassed out their foreskins because “uncircumcised men are dirty and do not perform well in bed and thus we are sure their wives will now enjoy their marriages.” A woman said that? Eh ... dubious.
Either way, the men were marked for “initiation” into manhood. Chop chop.
The men were stripped naked and carried through the streets while locals sang “Circumcision songs,” which weren’t in English but we think they went something like this:
“There once was a man from Turkana
Where the men don’t peel their bananas”
“But in Moi’s Bridge with his wife,
he went under the knife”
“And bid his foreskin ‘Hasta Mañana’”
According to local custom, the unfortunate dozen were then smeared with mud and would have been snipped in the street, but the thoughtful mob took them to a doctor instead.
Curiously, 50 other dudes have been hiding out at the local police station because they don’t want their dicks snipped by a mob for some reason.
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